The Night Before Christmas- A Creepy Pasta HolidayTwas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,The Night Before Christmas- A Creepy Pasta Holiday1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Not a Pasta was stirring; not even the mouse. (That Smile had brought in days before, and nobody bothered to get rid of.)
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Since Slenderman forced Jeff to put them all there.
The Pastas were nestled all snug in their beds,
But something odd was going on in two of their heads.
With Jeffrey in his hoodie, and BEN in his cap,
It would seem that nobody could enjoy their long winter’s nap.
For out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
And only our ____ sprang to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows she flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The moon shone light on the forest she has and will love,
And illuminated the two drunken idiots moving above.
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
Jeff and BEN were on the roof, trying to shoot the ‘reindeer’.
With a little old Glock 19, so lively and loud,