In which Sollux is a girl and moreYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!In which Sollux is a girl and more3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: wwhat do you wwant
▲: ii need two talk about 2omethiing
▲: and iit ha2 two do wiith your fuckiing magiic
▼: oh great is this gonna turn into another glubbin fight
▲: no, lii2ten, you need two change me back
▼: nah id rather keep you this wway
▼: you looks sorta cute in a wway
▲: ...waiit, you change me back two a boy riight now, ii hate thii2!
▲: none of my clothe2 fiit me anymore
▲: not funny eriidan!
▼: wwait wwhat did i change you into again? i ferget you sorta wwent poof wwhen i changed you
▲: ...ii'm a giirl...
▼: i wwanna hear it again wwhat i turned you into gog its jus to hilarious
▲: ii'm a fuckiing giirl now change me back!!
▼: nah i rather like you this wway
▲: eriidan!!! change me back!!!
▼: look i got kanaya to make you a nice little maid outfit
RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL beginsRISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL begins4 years ago in Drama More Like This
So much to do. So much to consider.
Darkness had settled hours ago and the house was finally quiet. Though weary from a long day, Diana knew that sleep would be a difficult prize to claim, especially with everything in her mind that vied for her attention. She lay on her back, right in the middle of her spacious bed as she stared at the ceiling with troubled blue eyes. With one hand laying on her belly and the other arm curled around her head, she did her best to relax her body, hoping that her mind would soon follow. Her long black hair was pulled to one side and was flailed out on her pillow and bed. Her spacious bedroom was dimly lit in the warm blue glow offered by the full moon. There were not many furnishings, only the bed, desk across the room under the window and a wardrobe that was made of some dark wood. Two other pieces had joined the
Application Form....Application Form....7 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Youkai Academy Application Form
Youkai Academy is an equal opportunity school tht prepares your young monster for coexistence with humans, with a focus on the arts and unnatural sciences.
Name: ______________ Alias: ________________ Address: ________________
Telephone/crystal ball/telepathic connection/conduit/mental contact: ____________________
PLEASE CHECK IF APPLICABLE: _ I reside in an alternate reality/dimension. (If you checked this box, please specify percentage of time spent in alternate reality/dimension _______%
GRADE POINT AVERAGE:In human subjects: ___ In magical subjects: ___ In forbidden subjects: ___
GENDER: __ Male __ Female
EzioXReader"Umegryd, ____, I luf yuh" Easiu serd "Umegryd, Unzio, I luf yuh teu" ___ sad tu hur lof.EzioXReader2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Luts make hut nesty sux undr teh strz" he sid as he hel yu clos.
""Ubbeh luts du et" u say ass you tak off ur cloths. #pulsatingmeatrod
//shuvsofpantz// "uuh, bby" yur lovr mons. //hergs// he hugz you. Com her luf //hepullzurhairndslamzyourhedtothetable//
Mmmm bby //clugnz on2 hus lug// she clungs unto his lej.
//shofsheruntehbed// Uh Ill brak und poop ur chry. He sud.
Uhbby-- doo muh vreh hrd. Uh wnt u insed muh.
Gunts gruntsz //shuvsduckinsudher/ oohbby ei wull fux yu so hrd u wut wlk str8 tomoro' an weexz
mmmmmmm oohbby. Du muh hrdur plz. //urchuz buck, muns lill// plz. Uh luf yu.
//fuxhurder// mmkummig sun.
U do this-> //munung ludur// mmmdu ut.Du ut fgt.
//kumsamontainodsemmn// I KAM //hemunsashekame//
mmmMMMM FLZ SOO GD. //UPNZ LGZ MRE, uRCHZ BUK GN//
//hearchzbk,stllthustng// I LOOF YUEH SU
Teen Titans: My storyTeen Titans: My storyTeen Titans: My story2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Setting: Titans Tower Time: 6:00a.m. Date: May 1st, Thursday
Beast Boy: Raven! Do you have my new SuperTerrestrialBlasters video game!?
Raven: No. (She says in a cold and uncaring voice) Why would I have your stupid video game?!
Beast Boy: I don’t know, maybe to get back at me for putting cheese in your shoes!
(Raven’s eyes turn black as she uses her powers to fling Beast Boy to the other side of the room.)
(Raven turns and looks at Beast Boy)
Raven: I told you I didn’t take it!
(Beast Boy gets up from where he was thrown and sits on the Titans couch. Where Robin is sitting playing a video game.)
Beast Boy: But I’ve looked everywhere! And nobody else has it or has even seen it! I paid one-hundred dollars for that one-of-a-kind game!
Robin: Beast Boy, you should keep up with your own things. No one else is supposed to do it for you.
(Starfire flies in the room with one of her Tammiranian dishes in a bowl.)
Starfire: I have not seen
Not JealousyThe world around me is tinted red. How could there be a crueler mistress than fate? Surely thou shalt pay, for the wench knows that revenge is a dish best served cold. ‘Tis not jealousy, forI do not envy. Such an emotion is beneath one such as I. This I assure you is not the case. I refuse to lower mine’s self to the level of the likes such as she. . My soul is not blackened by the traitorous deeds such asNot Jealousy1 year ago in Drama More Like This
hers. The state of which she hath left him is inconceivable. I’ll not be compared to her, not even by myself! I tell you again, I am not resentful. What cause would there be? It is not like she has shimmering hair that flows like waves of pure gold, nor do her teeth shine like a million little pearls in the moonlight. Her waist is not small, or her hips as well-rounded. And she is most dislikeable, for all the honey in the world produced by her could not be half as enticing as a cup of vinegar. What could possibly have attr
Growing Around - PilotGrowing Around - Pilot9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
[Robert playing video games]
Sally: Uh, Robert why are you still playing that video game?
Robert: Because it's fun.
Sally: Why don't you go outside and do something else. Are you really going to spend all weekend doing this?
Robert: I don't see why not.
Sally: Well, maybe I want to play.
Robert: Ugh, can I please finish this level?
[Sally looks at the screen and sees Robert failing at beating a boss]
Sally: Up, left, perry, thrust.
Robert: I think I know what I'm doing.
[Loses a life. In frustration, Sally takes the controller]
Sally: Come on, come on.
[Sally beats the boss, and sticks out her tongue at Robert]
Robert: Okay, fine. Can I have the controller back now?
Robert: Why not?
Sally: It's my turn now.
Sally: Ugh. Alright, but if you die again I'm going to own you in multiplayer.
Sally: I'm coming! I'm coming!
[Sally trips over one of Linda's possessions while Robert is playing a video game in the background]
Kurotalia Pt.3*PREVIOUSLY*Kurotalia Pt.34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Claude: *Looking under sink* I can't see anything?
Hungary: Oh really? *Sneaking up behind Claude with frying pan*
Claude: No...I guess y- *knocked out*
Hungary: Now let's find out who you REALLY are...
Claude: *Opening his eyes* W...what happened...?
Hungary: Quiet, you imposter!!
Claude: What? *Looking around* WHY THE HELL AM I TIED TO A TREE?!?!
Hungary: SHUT UP!! *Hits with frying pan*
Claude: OWW! Stop doing that!
Chibitalia: Don't shout at Miss Hungary you ugly old man!
Claude: Hey- ...Old? UGLY?!
Hungary: Shut up, will you? I'm the one asking questions!
Claude: Well ask them then!
Hungary: OK, Number one Who the hell are you?
Claude: I am Claude Faustus, butler to the Earl Alois Trancy. I am both a butler and a De-
Hungary: OK, OK, I don't want your life history... Number two, where is my Roddy?
Claude: I'm sorry, but I have no idea who this Roddy is...
Hungary: Roddy! Roderich Austria for crying out loud!!
Claude: You mean that guy who was in
The Papa Robin Chronicles Ch 2The Papa Robin Chronicles Ch 25 years ago in Comedy More Like This
When Robin woke up he was in a dark room, he could just make out the faded light from the lamps swinging slowly from the ceiling. He could feel that his head had been pounding, but now he just felt the echo of it, and the grogginess that came with the drugs he must have been injected with. Preparing himself for battle as best he could whilst being chained to a chair and barely being able to see anything, Robin squinted his eyes and sat still.
5 minutes later, Robin was beginning to come to the conclusion that he was under no immediate threat, and his eyes had adjusted enough to see that there was nobody else in the room. Confused as to why someone would go to so much trouble simply to leave him there and not bother with him, he started to suspect that either there was something he was unaware of happening (maybe unscented gas?), or that they were going to just starve him to death.
His voice echoed around the room.
Robin could feel the sweat beginning to make his n
Cleverbot knows CastielUser: Who is castiel\/.Cleverbot knows Castiel3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: An angel of the lord.
User: Angel of what day?
Cleverbot: Monarch to the kingdom of the dead.
User: Who is castiel in love with?
Cleverbot: He's an angel of the Lord.
User: Who is dean winchester?
Cleverbot: A handsome hunter.
User: And his brother?
Cleverbot: Who's brother?
Cleverbot: Why does Castiel love Dean?
User: Because of their profound bond.
Cleverbot: Why do Castiel and Dean have a profound bond?
User: Because castiel raised dean from hell.
Cleverbot: Is Dean awesome, too?
User: Hell yeah.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah what?
User: Dean is awesome.
Cleverbot: NO! Dean loves Castiel!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that god sent his only son to save us from our sins?
User: Nope I think its crap.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Are dean and castiel made for each other?
Cleverbot: D'you like this romance between us?
User: No I prefer the romance between sam and gabriel?
Cleverbot: No, I miss the angel Gabriel.
User: I do too, I cried whe
WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 1WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
The lights were low in the central control room of the Watchtower and when the doors slid shut behind Wonder Woman she did not stray more than a step or two from them as her eyes found that one lonely figure sitting at the main console. A familiar creeping began in her stomach and she drew a calming breath. She feared almost nothing, but this was a conversation she had hidden from for almost two decades. Finally striding forward, her steps were as confident as she could manage and she was able to control the shaking of her knees very well. It was not a long walk, but it sure seemed to take forever.
Finally reaching the occupied chair, she grasped it with one hand, the console with the other as she looked to the large view screen that was right in front of the man who worked the controls. Silence thickened the air around them and the tension mounted.
"Quiet night?" she finally fo
Meme-Raven1. What's your full first name?Meme-Raven2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I have a general idea.
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Lots. My powers are too layered to describe. But the basic is a telepathic mind.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue.
6. Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I do not pick fights off the street. But, yes.
7. Oh? How about pets?
8. Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Pointless things. My father for example.
9. Something that you do like?
The color blue.
10. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Meditating. Have to to keep my powers under control. And I like reading.
11. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
12. Ever..killed anyone before?
No. I'm a good guy here.
13. What kind of animal are you?
Not an animal, but a hybrid-half demon.
14. Name your worst habits.
Losing my temper. Believe me, its bad. Ask Dr. Light.
15. Do you loo
The camera loves you, baby.So I turn to him like real / like a real snap of de head an I look im straight like an sayThe camera loves you, baby.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I read dis story / dis article in some magazine once
was an interview wid a photographer / a guy I work with / an I was reading it cos my pic was used an dat was my first feature / first spread all printed up on paper an stuff
I had dat mag for months bfor I read it / juss keeped on flickin it open an starin at me / at me own face an touchin da glossy paper like I couldn’t believe it were me / Emmy looking like some star / some big famous fuckin star but one day I sit down an read it / took me / took me
took a long time
An he was sayin how wid each pic / each girl / he fall in love wid dem / juss a bit / juss while he is takin da pic an dat he believe you can’t shoot a woman widout lovin her in dat minute / in da minute your finger is on da button an you is starin at only her / only her thro da camera an dat sometimes dis love dis feelin hangs on for a few days after an you is wal
My talk with CleverbotUser: Are castiel and dean soulmates.My talk with Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, yes they are.
User: And they will last till the end of time?
Cleverbot: One can hope so.
User: I do too, they were made for each other.
Cleverbot: I think it, too.
User: I think its the trenchcoat, it has mystical powers.
Cleverbot: Yeah I do.
User: What does castiels wings look like?
Cleverbot: What does what look like? What are you talking about?
User: Castiel has wings, he is an angel.
Cleverbot: Without powers castiel is a baby in a trenchcoat.
User: did you just quote dean winchester?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Well I know for a fact you did.
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Pie, I think dean would suggest pie.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite Rolling Stones song?
User: Hmm paint it black yours?
Cleverbot: Margarita and I also like pepperoni too.
User: We talking about food now?
Cleverbot: We ARE talking about food, here. Get your grammar and punctuation correct next time.
Doctor, DoctorFade into a darkened psychiatrist's office. Practically every part of the furnishings that can be black is black. The view through the window is of a rainy, skyscrapery city.Doctor, Doctor1 year ago in Drama More Like This
A man in a doctor's white coat is standing with his back to the camera. His hair is brown and thinning slightly. His hands are held in front of him (we cannot see them).
THE MAN (voice-over; slightly faltering) I can still see her face.
There is a clap of thunder. Switch to a close-up of his left hand; it clenches.
THE MAN (voice-over cont'd) I hear her voice. Reproaching me, telling me that it's my fault.
Switch to close-up panning over his eyes. They're icy blue; his eyebrows are thick. He frowns.
THE MAN (voice-over cont'd) Maybe it was. But she played her part, and some of the responsibility must be hers.
Switch to a close-up of his right hand. He is holding an open straight-edged razor.
THE MAN (voice-over cont'd) It is partly her doing that Dr Grange had to die.
Switch to a rea
Two Lads in DangrabahTwo Lads in DangrabahTwo Lads in Dangrabah3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Story by Dylan Carbonell
Dylan Carbonell & Darren Heideman
Song Lyrics by
[We pan across a Middle Eastern city, as people are seen milling about and doing their daily tasks. As people go to and fro, we suddenly see you individuals seated. They are the narrators.]
Narrator #1: Greetings, travelers, and welcome to the ivory city of Dangrabah, capital of the Tri-Desert Area.
Narrator #2: A city of mystique, of fabulous tales.
Narrator #1: Where the seemingly ordinary is actually the most extraordinary. Take this for example. (pulls out a simple bottle) It looks like just a bottle, right? Well, what if we told you that something as average looking as this was in fact the center of a fantastic story?
Narrator #2: One of amazing characters, surprising plot twists, and a rousing musical number? It all started not so long ago with a very ambitious vizier and his quest for power...
[Doofenshmirtz is in his secret sorcery chamber using a mouse on
HelplessHelpless2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Helpless Chapter 1 A Death in the Family
JASON TODD POV
We split up to search for the Joker that night. I didn't know nor wanted to know where you went . I could care less. Of course I found him first like I always do. But you weren't answering your radio. I was wandering if I should go in and take care of him myself. I waited for a good 10 minutes and decided that was long enough.
I crashed through the window and landing on the floor. The factory was pitch black. As a put my night vision on all I saw was a crow bar slam me in the face, but I was still conscious . He made sure I was so I'd remember and feel every last hit he delivered.
"What's the matter bird-boy? Batman didn't teach you how to watch your surroundings," he said as he hit me in the ribs with the crow bar, "Well it's a good thing . I'm gonna enjoy every last swing and every last drop of blood," he hit me again in the ribs.
Bruce where were you?
Jason and I went our separate ways. I thought it wo
A frightening messageI was on the bus when I got a text message from an unknown number. I was too scared after reading it, because it told me that if I didn't steal all the money of the strongbox, a person next to me would die. I am not a bad person, so I wouldn't let anyone die, so I'd prefer to steal and let that person live. There was a man with a gun, so he gave it to me for my mission. I forced the driver to give me all the money, and with no problem he gave me it.A frightening message9 months ago in Drama More Like This
Dragon RP #3You are a dragon(choose a dragon I made or an OC of yours.) resting in your cave. Suddenly, your stomach growls loudly, signalizing you're hungry. You look outside and see a 14 year old human boy. What do you do?Dragon RP #37 months ago in Drama More Like This
1. Ignore him.
2. Sneak up on him.
3. Attack him.
4. grab him.
5. Vore him(safe vore only).
6. Imprison him and vore him later.
Kurotalia Pt. 1This is just a short chapter to see if anyone is interested~ trust me, there is MUCH more!!Kurotalia Pt. 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
One day in the Phantomhive household....
*Ciel is Writing*
Ciel: Don't even start that again. I remember last time when you said that and this whole freakish incident happened and- Aww Crap...Why are we HERE again? (See Random filler, link in description)
Sebastian: Beats me...
Ciel:...Anyway, what do you want, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Well, apparently, we are to expect a visit from Alois and Claude today~
Ciel: You're kidding right? BOTH OF THOSE GUYS ARE DEAD!!
Sebastian: Yeah....I know, but they make the story flow...
Alois: WE'RE HEE-EERE!!!
Ciel: Aww great, just great.
Alois: Come on Claude! Show them your new alive face
Alois: *Grabbing Claude's shirt and pulling him forward* Come on, Claudey!!
Sebastian:....Claude? *Looks closer* Huh...either everyone on this room has grown, or you've gotten shorter...
Claude(?): *Adjusting gla