SuperWhoLock quotesQUOTES~SuperWhoLock quotes2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(in no particular order)
-"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
-"Okay, look. Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today its Tuesday, too!"
-"Planes crash, Sam." "And apparently clowns kill!"
-"I lost my shoe..."
-"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
-"Dude, your not going to poke her with a stick!"
-"Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blahblahblah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah Blah!"
-"You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!"
-"I'm not going to make a left hand turn into oncoming traffic! I'm not suicidal!"
-"I hope your apple pie was freaking worth it!"
-"I like him. He says Okie Dokie."
-"Are you humming Metallica?" "Calms me down."
-"Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!"
-"Sweet lord.... of the rings."
-"An old person, huh?" "yeah." "At a hospital. Wooo... better call the coast guard."
-"I feel like a freaking soccer mom."
-"Excuse me. We're looking for a Mr. Cooper. Have you seen him aroun
My talk with CleverbotUser: Are castiel and dean soulmates.My talk with Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, yes they are.
User: And they will last till the end of time?
Cleverbot: One can hope so.
User: I do too, they were made for each other.
Cleverbot: I think it, too.
User: I think its the trenchcoat, it has mystical powers.
Cleverbot: Yeah I do.
User: What does castiels wings look like?
Cleverbot: What does what look like? What are you talking about?
User: Castiel has wings, he is an angel.
Cleverbot: Without powers castiel is a baby in a trenchcoat.
User: did you just quote dean winchester?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Well I know for a fact you did.
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Pie, I think dean would suggest pie.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite Rolling Stones song?
User: Hmm paint it black yours?
Cleverbot: Margarita and I also like pepperoni too.
User: We talking about food now?
Cleverbot: We ARE talking about food, here. Get your grammar and punctuation correct next time.
Which Seer Character am I? (Blank Meme)Which CreepyPasta Character am I? ("The Seer" Version)Which Seer Character am I? (Blank Meme)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
() You are very mature
() You enjoy being alone
() You are a natural leader, and do well with authority
() You remain calm under pressure
() You are very patient
() You have many responsibilities
() You are in charge of one or more people (work, school projects, sports, etc.)
() You always think things through thoroughly before acting. You never make a decision on a whim.
() You don't speak much unless you have something important to say.
()You are generally even-tempered, but when angered, you are terrifying.
Jeff the Killer
() You are very stubborn and will do whatever it takes to get your way
() You prefer working alone; Teamwork is not your thing
() You hate large groups of people
() You have a very quick temper
() You enjoy drama and will often start fights
() You're very set in your ways, and don't like change
() You can be emotionally unstable
() You have a fear or dislike of authority
() You are most activ
Dragon RP #3You are a dragon(choose a dragon I made or an OC of yours.) resting in your cave. Suddenly, your stomach growls loudly, signalizing you're hungry. You look outside and see a 14 year old human boy. What do you do?Dragon RP #36 months ago in Drama More Like This
1. Ignore him.
2. Sneak up on him.
3. Attack him.
4. grab him.
5. Vore him(safe vore only).
6. Imprison him and vore him later.
BPC: Windy WaterSetting:BPC: Windy Water1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Ilfana is filmed standing in front of a screen that is showing random pictures of half naked women, cute kittens, smiling children, trite proverbs and quotes, food and flashy colors, while she is holding a plastic bottle filled with water.
Respit, Solira and Lanadriel stand behind the camera and are not visible.
(For pictures and character overview click the thumbnails in the author's description.)
Ilfana: (starts her routine: she speaks cheerful into the camera, plays around with the bottle, gestures wild and overacts)
Aren't you just sick of regular mineral water?
Don't you think it's time for something new?
Don't you think it's time for more?
You are right!
It's time for: Windy Water, from Sohubo for you!
The new awesomest mineral water evah!
Windy Water is so awesome it combines the appetizing and nicotine reducing effect from carbon dioxide with the awesomeness from oxygen and everyone knows that if you're breathing something it's also good to eat it, becaus
Hidden Feelings... [PewdieCry Story] Chapter 2Hidden Feelings... [PewdieCry Story] Chapter 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
My eyes snapped open when I heard a painful scream coming from downstairs. I jumped out of the bed and sprinted down the stairs. It was dark and my eyes didn't adapt to it. I searched the light switch, but couldn't find it. Then I heard a noise coming out of the living room. I ran to the living room only to find Cry sleeping on the couch and the TV on.
I thought the screams probably came from the TV therefore I turned it off. But I still heard something. Ryan was lying on couch, his mask still on but his body was stiff and he whimpered. I stepped closer to him and then I saw his hands were balled into fists and he was clenching his teeth.
I stepped even closer to hear what he murmured: "N-No!...Not him...p-please...take me...but...n-not him!" I didn't know what he was dreaming but it didn't sound good. I softly said: "Cry? You okay? Wake up." I shook his shoulder when all of sudden he snapped up his eyelids and almost hit me with his balled fist. I fell to the ground
2P!Italy X Reader Follow pt.12P!Italy X Reader Follow pt.13 years ago in Drama More Like This
READ THIS FIRST http://hetaliafan14.deviantart.com/#/d53r83b
You followed, a mix of curiosity and worry for Feli clouding your mind as you chased the trail. The further you went the darker it got. You blinked into the darkness it was getting harder to see the blood. Suddenly you hit a wall like object. Your eyes looked up to see a man about 5’ 6”, with dark brown hair with a curl just like Feliciano’s. He had bright violet red eyes, and wore a light brown uniform like Romano’s or Antonio’s. Behind you saw Feliciano lying unconscious.
(JeanxReader) [One-Shot] Comfort "Jean!" I whisper loud enough so he could hear me.(JeanxReader) [One-Shot] Comfort11 months ago in Comedy More Like This
I watch him as he turns around to face me.
"(First)? What are you--" I ram myself into his chest and we both fall over onto his bed. "(First)?!" I bury my face into his shoulder and wrap my arms around his back.
"Jean, I'm sad." I say.
"Quiet, the others will hear you." His voice was low when he whispered in my ear. He placed an awkward hand on my back, attempting to comfort me. That's right, I'm feeling down. So I snuck into the men's sleeping quarters in search for the comfort of my two best friends, Jean and Marco. Unfortunetely, Marco was sound asleep next to us, fortunetely, Jean had been going to bed late tonight.
"Jean." I say, sounding a little muffled because of his shoulder.
"(First), if you came for comfort, you came to the wrong person." He said, patting my back stiffly.
KikAle - the morning of the declarationsKikAle - the morning of the declarations2 weeks ago in Comedy More Like This
Era una bella mattina di primavera.
All’esterno c’era una brezza piacevole, e i fiori di ciliegio erano in fiore, finalmente.
Ma quel giorno, Giappone, Kiku Honda, era impegnato a guardare tutt’altro paesaggio, che quello del suo giardino.
Quella notte era stata la più bella della sua vita, anche se non avrebbe mai pensato che sarebbe stato capace di farlo.
Lombardia dormiva di fianco a lui, con addosso la giacca della sua divisa. Lui la fissava, sorridendo dolcemente molte volte, e quando in certi momenti qualche ciocca di capelli le copriva il viso, lui gliela spostava, per fare in modo che non nascondessero quel bel faccino addormentato.
In qualche modo non resisteva a non darle qualche bacio sulla guancia. Se avesse potuto, sarebbe ritornato indietro solo per rivivere quella notte, piena di emozioni e amore, passionale e concreto.
Continuava a stupirsi per aver fatto una cosa del genere visto il suo carattere. Ma quella ragazza aveva qualcosa di special
Growing Around - PilotGrowing Around - Pilot8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
[Robert playing video games]
Sally: Uh, Robert why are you still playing that video game?
Robert: Because it's fun.
Sally: Why don't you go outside and do something else. Are you really going to spend all weekend doing this?
Robert: I don't see why not.
Sally: Well, maybe I want to play.
Robert: Ugh, can I please finish this level?
[Sally looks at the screen and sees Robert failing at beating a boss]
Sally: Up, left, perry, thrust.
Robert: I think I know what I'm doing.
[Loses a life. In frustration, Sally takes the controller]
Sally: Come on, come on.
[Sally beats the boss, and sticks out her tongue at Robert]
Robert: Okay, fine. Can I have the controller back now?
Robert: Why not?
Sally: It's my turn now.
Sally: Ugh. Alright, but if you die again I'm going to own you in multiplayer.
Sally: I'm coming! I'm coming!
[Sally trips over one of Linda's possessions while Robert is playing a video game in the background]
Teach You To Dance ~Teach You To Dance ~3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Just take my hand.."
The orange hair boy grabbed the raven haired hand and smiled. Wally pushed his male lover a bit closer as he gave him a seducting wink; that only made the raven hair turn a light pink while flashing a smile back.
"here, I'll show you what to do, just let me lead."
Wally moved his free hand to behind the ravens back and held their hands in the air. Robin placed his other hand on Wally's other shoulder. They moved one step to the left, than two to the right. Making the raven stumble and stepping on Wally's toes, they could only giggle of how ridiculous they looked slow dancing in the middle of the forest. Wally smiled to his best friend and held his hand a bit higher, the raven hair moving in a twirl while chuckling.
"This is fun!" said Robin while smiling brightly, he let go of the orange haired boys hand and placed in on the other sho
Homestuck Rap BattleAT: uHH,, HEY,, ANYONE WANT TO,, UHH,, DROP SOME SICK BEATS,,Homestuck Rap Battle4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
CG: LIKE I WOULD DEGRATE MYSELF TO THAT.
AT: bUT,, UHH,, iM GOOD AT IT,,
AG: Noooooooo, no you are not.
AT: i,, UHH,, AM,, i SWEAR
AG: Karkat do we give him a chance?
CJ: FINE. GO.
AT: oKAY,, UHH,, YOU START FIRST,,
CG: OK GIVE ME A SECOND TO DEAL WITH THE FUCKARY ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE.
AT: oKAY,, BUT YOU HAVE TO,, UHH,, HURRY UP WITH YOUR CASE
CG: THIS IDIOTIC LYRICAL SLUR MAKES ME WANT TO DO THE TECHNICOLOR YAWN.
AG: ?//supplies 8ackround 8eats//
AT: wELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD,, UHH,, JUST GET DOWN WITH THIS JAWN,,
CG: BUT HOW I WILL NEVER KNOW, BECAUSE THIS IS HARLDY A HUMOURS SHOW.....
CG: OF SHIT.
AT: wELL,, UHH,, WOULD YOU RATHER LIKE TO JUST,, UHH,, GET UP AND SPLIT,,
CG: YES MOST CER-TAN-LY, HOWEVER I MUST DEAL YOU AND YOUR IN-CON-SIS-TAN-CY.
AT: iM NOT DOING ANY HARM FROM WHAT i CAN SEE,, SO WHY WONT YOU TWO,, UHH,, JUST LEAVE ME BE,,
CG: THAT WOULD MAKE SENCE, EXCEPT FO
The robin's Nest: BeginningNow i was surprised, it is not like i was shocked or anything no, just surprised.The robin's Nest: Beginning3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I was currently, awkwardly walking to school with Kon today when she appeared, i thought it was some type a cruel joke that Damian did but no,
She had my hair style with a red blossom like bow, black shoulder length hair, blue eyes like Kon's, and a S insignia on her white dress, she had a Utility belt for gods sakes! But the worst of this surprise was not her remarkable appearance to both me AND Conner, it was what she appears and what i thought she said was...
''Mommy!'' she squealed ''Daddy!''.
Yep, mommy and daddy, that was by far my worst surprise and to Kon's shock, well... he Fainted.
''Excuse me?'' i said babbled out of my mind, as i crouched to see how my boyfriend was doing.
''Mama! I finally FOUND you!'' she held her teddy bear tighter. ''I was looking for you from ALL Gotham!''
Oh, dear, lord! He was NOT having this conversation right know, it isn't possible for him to have had.... had a BABY!
Cleverbot knows CastielUser: Who is castiel\/.Cleverbot knows Castiel3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: An angel of the lord.
User: Angel of what day?
Cleverbot: Monarch to the kingdom of the dead.
User: Who is castiel in love with?
Cleverbot: He's an angel of the Lord.
User: Who is dean winchester?
Cleverbot: A handsome hunter.
User: And his brother?
Cleverbot: Who's brother?
Cleverbot: Why does Castiel love Dean?
User: Because of their profound bond.
Cleverbot: Why do Castiel and Dean have a profound bond?
User: Because castiel raised dean from hell.
Cleverbot: Is Dean awesome, too?
User: Hell yeah.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah what?
User: Dean is awesome.
Cleverbot: NO! Dean loves Castiel!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that god sent his only son to save us from our sins?
User: Nope I think its crap.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Are dean and castiel made for each other?
Cleverbot: D'you like this romance between us?
User: No I prefer the romance between sam and gabriel?
Cleverbot: No, I miss the angel Gabriel.
User: I do too, I cried whe
Teen Titans: My storyTeen Titans: My storyTeen Titans: My story2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Setting: Titans Tower Time: 6:00a.m. Date: May 1st, Thursday
Beast Boy: Raven! Do you have my new SuperTerrestrialBlasters video game!?
Raven: No. (She says in a cold and uncaring voice) Why would I have your stupid video game?!
Beast Boy: I don’t know, maybe to get back at me for putting cheese in your shoes!
(Raven’s eyes turn black as she uses her powers to fling Beast Boy to the other side of the room.)
(Raven turns and looks at Beast Boy)
Raven: I told you I didn’t take it!
(Beast Boy gets up from where he was thrown and sits on the Titans couch. Where Robin is sitting playing a video game.)
Beast Boy: But I’ve looked everywhere! And nobody else has it or has even seen it! I paid one-hundred dollars for that one-of-a-kind game!
Robin: Beast Boy, you should keep up with your own things. No one else is supposed to do it for you.
(Starfire flies in the room with one of her Tammiranian dishes in a bowl.)
Starfire: I have not seen
card of love and destiney ch2Cards of love and destiny ch2card of love and destiney ch24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Mokuba was hiding in the closet from his big brother it was a game but Mokuba always lost and today he was determined to win. He held his new set of cards in his right hand and hugged around his knees with the left to keep from fidgeting Seto was still limping because of his knee but he had stopped feeling so shocked 'where is he' he shouted so his little brother could be happy walking out of bathroom number three in their huge apartment he had checked almost all the rooms even though he knew Mokuba was in the guest room closet he always hid their Seto smiled if anyone could make Seto happy it was his little brother but that smile was gone when the phone rang and the chief secretary appeared on the phone-TV 'uh sir we have a girl here who says she wants to see you' he said the bewilderment showing on his face Seto raised an eyebrow 'is it Tae' he said she was the only gal he knew apart from Mie Valentine 'uh no sir she says you met yesterday and
cards of love and destiney ch1Cards of dragons and destiny ch1cards of love and destiney ch14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Seto Kaiba walked sullenly down the mainstream streets getting stares from groups of teenagers and fully grown men alike. Everyone knew who Seto Kaiba was everyone in this card-crazed town did and just sometimes Seto wished he could be invisible. He held his blue eyes card dragon in his fingers making sure it was tied up to the black thread Mokuba had made for him. He smiled on the inside for his little brother he was the reason Kaiba was out. Seto was looking for something to get him for sibling's day and he wanted to get something personal but as he had no idea what to get he was going to ask his and it pained him greatly to say it ....his friend Yugi Moto.
He was still walking around after an hour trying to find Yugi and his friends but he had somehow found himself in the suburban area 'damn it I'm lost' he stopped walking to take out his phone there was no bars so he walked into the middle of the road to get reception 'LOOK OUT' someone shouted
Slade - Memory Loss Pt. 3-B'do sits next to Kana in her chair with her lap full of paper. She's busy writing down all of the recent events that have occured. Every now and then she takes a picture of one of Kana's injuries. Kana sits up in the bed staring at her bandaged hands. B'do looks up at her.-Slade - Memory Loss Pt. 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
B'do - You okay? Do you want something else to eat?
Kana - How am I supposed to be able to control fire like you say? What am I supposed to draw it from?
B'do - You draw it from the heat inside your body. You can also control fire that's been manually created. Like the flame from a candlestick.
Kana - Hmm.
-Kana flexes her hands painfully then lays them palms down in her lap. She looks at the doll laying on the bedside table.-
Kana - (points to the doll) What's that?
B'do - (looks at the doll and picks it up) It's a doll I'm making for you. You used to have one before the accident.
Kana - What was the doll of?
B'do - It was a doll of...of Slade.
Kana - (frowns) You mean that monster that attacked me?
B'do - He's n
cards of love and destiney ch4Cards of love and destiny ch4cards of love and destiney ch44 years ago in Comedy More Like This
'Hey Serenity hand me the potato salad would ya' Joey said just finishing his fourth chicken wing. Serenity was smiling as always and giggled 'sure thing Joey' she said passing him the plastic bowl. Tristan looked at the small child with them 'hey Mokuba why isn't Seto here' Mokuba looked up brought out of his day dream Joey spoke up 'yeah where is he' Mokuba smiled 'well he told me he was ill but I think it has something to do with Dee' the gang looked up 'oh right I haven't told you yet sorry' Mokuba explained about Dee and her step carers and the living situation getting wide eyed looks from all the friends and a evil glance between Tristan and Joey 'so that's what's happening' Mokuba said opening his can of soda Serenity clapped her hands together 'I think that's sweet that Seto has a crush and she sounds like a nice person' Tristan looked at Serenity adoringly and Joey caught his eyes and smiled 'ah so loves in the air all around hey' Mokuba said to h