Of Pineapples and Kings: P1Of Pineapples and Kings: Part 1Of Pineapples and Kings: P16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Authors Note: Come closer to the fire, my sweets and let ol Lixxle tell you a story that will send a shiver down your spine. Beware, my little ones! For this tale of shadows has awakened fear in the stoutest heart and made grown men cower beneath their oh who the hell am I kidding? I cant write horror; I can only write crotch-rich stories that border on crackfic (crotch-crack, if you will). So here it issickly-sweet Halloween crotch-crack. Really, youll have to floss after you finish it.
Explain to me, said Jareth, reaching rather indolently for the last cinnamon cookie, what it is that you do on Halloween.
Hey! That ones mine! Sarah yelled indignantly.
She tried to slap his hand away but he was far too quick. She had learned over the past three months that you really couldnt slap Jareth unless he allowed it. The fact that he allowed it more often than n
Christmas Pretty:Ch2Chapter 2: Even Voyeurism Has Its Downside (or "Jareth sees you when you're dreaming/He knows when you're awake...or eating breakfast...or sitting in the garden...or stepping into the shower. Especially the shower")Christmas Pretty:Ch25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jareth, King of the Goblins, Master of the Labyrinth, and survivor of twenty-two assassination attempts-seven of which were masterminded by a chicken and her freezer-alligator accomplice-watched the posse of goblins leave the throne room with a feeling of dread. He contemplated bursting into song about his dilemma-something soulful and angst-ridden, perhaps with a cello solo-but thought better of it; it would not do to have his subjects know the true depth of his concern. And besides, he was still a little winded from the defenestration number.
He sighed and looked into the crystal yet again. There was something wrong with his wife. Sarah was a force of nature; typically, she moved through the kingdom like a brunette tornado, instigating new schemes for the benefit o
Christmas Pretty:Ch1Christmas PrettyChristmas Pretty:Ch15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her well, it was the thought that counts. A Christmas story of leather, goblins and the odd stunted unicorn.
AN #1: Never in my wildest, Goblin King-encrusted dreams did I plan on writing a Christmas fic, especially not a sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'; that is, of course, until I saw Pika-la-Cynique's mega squee-inducing pic of Skeep entitled 'Christmas Pretty'. Behold it (and Skeep's shiny toes) in all its glory on her deviantart page (or check out the link in the comments below).
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Labyrinth, Christmas, kicking boots, or jewel-y, jewel-y, black armor. All I want for Christmas is the Goblin King in my Christmas stocking. How he chooses to wear the aforementioned Christmas stocking is entirely up to him...
Chapter 1: The Perils of Peach Lipgloss (or "Oh Goblin King/Oh Goblin King/Your boots are just so pointy)
It has often been sa
Of Pineapples and Kings: P2Of Pineapples and Kings: Part 2Of Pineapples and Kings: P26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The atmosphere on the street was electric. The moon was rising, the sugar consumption was high, and Sarah could not stop smiling as Jareth deftly maneuvered them through the crowds of children.
Try not to snatch anyone, she said mischievously.
Jareth sighed sadly. But there are so many that take my fancy. Particularly that one, he said, pointing to the boy dressed as a pineapple who had almost fallen backwards under the weight of his leafy headdress.
As they walked around a tree, a small boy in a white gown ran into Jareth, who reached down reflexively to steady him. Jareth took one look at the boys white painted face and grimaced. Good lord! Has someone drained all the blood from this poor child?
Sarah smirked. Hes a ghost.
Im dead! the child said gleefully.
Jareth bent down toward the child. Dont worry, I shall avenge you, he said, solemnly.
Rina Wiki Style BioRina Wiki Style Bio4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Sabrina Rhiannon McMahon
Nicknames: Rina, Rin, Bina, Ri-Ri, Rin Rin, Little Girl, Rina Nina Ninja, Rina BalleRina, Cyclone, Rina-Bella
Date of birth: 3/31/1980
From: Cameron, North Carolina
Resides: Stamford, Connecticut/Detroit, Michigan
Weight: 132 lbs
Entrance theme: Dirty Little Thing - Adelitas Way (Female remix) (TNA Current)
Beat It - Fall Out Boy (WWE 2009;TNA 2009-2010)
She's A Rebel - Green Day (2007-2009)
Stupid Girls - P!nk (WWE, 2006-2007)
Calm Before the Storm - Fall Out Boy (WWE 2003-2006)
Our Time Instrumental remix (WWE 2002)
Sabrina Rhiannon McMahon is an American professional wrestler best known for her work in WWE and TNA, currently signed to TNA wrestling and has made appearances for Ring of Honor (ROH) and PWG.
Rina is the 3rd child of Vince and Linda McMahon, they resided in North Carolina for a few years after she was born, but wished to move to Connecticut. Rina exerted her stubbornness at a very you
Sarah goes to PromSarah goes to Prom7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Sarah stared deeply in the mirror as she adjusted her make-up. Tonights the big night. She said with a soft smile.
Her friends appeared to wish her luck.
My lady, I must say that you shine so radiantly tonight. Sir Didymus declared.
Sarah, pretty. Ludo added.
Thank you guys She blushed. Wheres Hoggle?
She heard some rummaging in her jewelry box.
Hoggle! She scolded.
What!? I was just er He hid a plastic necklace behind his back. Sarah walked up to him with her hands on her hips and shook her head.
Its okay Hoggle, you can have it. Mom bought me some new jewelry for prom, I wont be needing plastic anymore. She got up and adjusted her dress. She began fidgeting with her hair.
Are you nervous, my lady? Didymus inquired.
A little she admitted.
Whats there to be nervous about? Its just a dance. Hoggle
Warning ShotsWarning Shots3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Welcome to another edition of Impact Wrestling here on Spike TV, I'm Mike Tenay, alongside my broadcast colleague Taz,"
"Another stacked show, as always partner, and we're gonna start things off right away, with a bang, with a few words from Sabrina McMahon." Dirty Little Thing by Adelitas Way began to play as the brunette appeared in silhouette on the ramp to showers of boos. She stomped her way with authority mixed with swagger as her hips swayed to the chorus. Rina shook her head as she soaked in the boos. She was dressed to kill in an ivory pinstriped pencil skirt, purple silk blouse and black strappy pumps. She fanned her long bronze curls as she ascended the stairs. Slinking through the ropes, she had a microphone in hand.
"Dixie Carter. I've got a few bones to pick with you sister. But instead of airing all the dirty laundry, I'll just go for the jugular. You hired Brooke Hogan, to be the executive of the Knockouts Division." She paused. "Hellooooo coo-coo lo-lo bird
25 Things You Should Know...25 Things You Should Know Before Entering Erik's Opera House25 Things You Should Know...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Do not stop the Vicomte from killing Erik and do not stop Erik from punjabbing Raoul.
2. Don't call Erik 'Thing'
3. Do not take off his mask unless you intend to stay with him forever. If that is your intent, go ahead and rip that sucker off!
4. THE ROOF IS NOT SAFE!!!
5. If Erik is silent for a long time he is not gone, he is plotting his revenge.
6. When Erik speaks in the third person, bad things happen.
7. Do not be surprised if you find a life sized mannequin of you in a wedding gown.
8. Don't listen to the voices in the lake.
9. If you are given a choice that means life or death for the man you love it doesn't matter. Unless Erik is struck by a wave of love and compassion, he is still going to die.
10. Erik wins. Even when he loses, He Still Wins.
11. Do not bother keeping you
Rachel Wikipedia BioRachel Wikipedia Bio3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rachel Nicole Bouvier, formerly Jackson (born May 10th, 1988), better known as Rachel Jackson, is an American model and professional wrestler. She is working for WWE on its Smackdown brand. Jackson has a background in gymnastics and cheerleading. She studied broadcast journalism, hoping to become a television anchor, and worked as a model for Hawaiian Tropic as well as other various agencies. In mid 2010, Jackson was signed to a contract by WWE and sent to Florida Championship Wrestler, a WWE developmental territory. She debuted on the Smackdown brand as a backstage interviewer and eventually a wrestler.
Professional Wrestling Career
Early Career (2010)
In the summer of 2010, while working as a model, Jackson was seen by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) official John Laurinaitis, who was interested in signing her to a contract. As a result, WWE contacted her modeling agency and invited her to their developmental territory, Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW), f
Jessica Lockhart's Wiki BioJessica Lockhart's Wiki Bio3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Jessica Lockhart's Wiki Bio
Ring Name(s): Jessica Lockhart
Height: 5 ft. 10 in (1.78 m)
Weight: 130 lbs (61 kg)
Born: March 4, 1987 (age 26)
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Resides: Vancouver, British Columbia
Jessica Marie Lockhart (born March 4, 1987), is a Canadian professional wrestler who is best known working for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA).
Being a fan of the industry all her life, she dreamed about stepping into the business. Being the youngest of three brothers, she would tend to fend for herself. Always being picked on because of being the youngest, she had the drive and determination of working in the business.
At the end of 2007, Lockhart would have her dreams realized after being accepted into Wildman Academy in Halifax, Nova Scotia. She graduated with flying colors, being offered a contract with the legendary professional wrestling company, Stampede Wr
Run AwayCute little Henry was such a good boyRun Away2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He never lied
He never stole
And he always did what he was told
Nice little Henry was always so naive
When he was bullied
He thought the bigger kids were just being friendly
So he never tried to stop them
Handsome little Henry was always happy with how he looked
But one day when he was older
He decided to change
So he took a knife to his skin and grew a little bolder
Poor little Henry was always going through something
In the past year, his dog had been hit by a car
One of his closest friends had deserted him
His best friend had died
And got his dad arrested
Sad little Henry was always calm
When his parents got into a fight
He would hide in his room
And when he felt like breaking down
He would grab his knife
Depressed little Henry had an idea one day
He grabbed a bag
Filled it to the brim
And when he was ready to leave
He heard his parents arguing
Desperate little Henry dropped his bag and rested against his door
Tears rolled down his face
Remy Martin- Wikipedia BioRemy Martin- Wikipedia Bio4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Billed Weight 115 lbs (49kg)
Born January, 1, 1988 (26)
Vancouver, British Columbia
The Jersey Shore
Union City New Jersey
Victoria, British Columbia
Remy Blaire Martin (born January 1, 1988) better known the ring names Remmie, or Remmie Martin is a Greek Canadian American. Martin formerly worked for Impact Wrestling also known as Total Non Stop Action Wrestling (TNA) under her actual name as well as The Canadian Ninja. She's a former one half of the Knockouts Tag Team Champions and X-Division Champion. Martin is most notable for working for Shimmer Athletics as a member of The Canadian Ninjas alongside Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews. She also
Julia Jannetty bioJulia Jannetty bio2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Billed Height 5' 5" (1.65 m)
Billed Weight 108 lbs (49 kg)
October, 10, 1990 (23)
Florida Championship Wrestling
Julia Jannetty (born November 3, 1990) is an American professional wrestler working WWE's developmental territory NXT under the ring name Julia Stone
Julia always found herself different from everyone else. She often kept to herself, hiding behind books and always wanting to stay inside, sheltering herself, much different from her older sister Aleena. Jannetty has always been quite and still is to this day, however over time, she has opened up more.
In school, she was on the teams cheerleading team as their flyer, being one of the smallest on the squad. When she was not at school, she'd work a small job as a waitress at Olive Garden. Julia a
My OC WrestlersFace Superstars:My OC Wrestlers4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Monk Sagowen the Monkey.
Raymon The Badger.
Scott Tryfield the Raccoon.
Warthog Worie the Warthog.
Billy Wigglersbirth the Morkie Dog.
Troy McGregor the Dog.
Smoke "Amber" the Dragon.
Baraka "B-Submarine" the Bull.
Ben Marston the Grey Horse.
Chuck Bennings. (Former Wolfpack Member)
Jacob Cutter "Hott Jazz" the Dog.
Justice the Hedgehog.
Sandy Fox the Hedgehog.
"Mexico's own" Seth Cassidy the Snake.
Rufus Mayan the Husky. (WWE Superstar)
Atlas the Lion.
Charlie Marston the Kentucky Saddler.
Gator Nauls the Wolf. (Former Wolfpack Member)
Greg Miller the Bear.
Rain the Crow.
Sam O'Shaun the Rat. (Attacked B-Submarine in Heel turn)
Buffalo Riley the Bison. (Debut by injuring Chuck Bennings)
Rufus & Ashley.
The Whitecross Warriors. (Billy & Troy)
Charlie & Rain.
"The U.S.A" The Unique Styles of Action. (Justice & Hott Jazz)
Sandy Fox &
RoninXReaderXFinn- Doctors and NursesIn the entire forest, there were only a select number of small emergency clinics. Even so, they were all rarely used. Usually, anyone who suffered from a disease or injury could recover using generic home remedies, first aid, or were already dead.RoninXReaderXFinn- Doctors and Nurses2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were a doctor at one of the biggest clinics in the forest, located at Moonhaven. Not to mention, you were considered one of the best, with your vast knowledge of medical procedures and nimble fingers.
On a wooden bed in front of you, sat Ronin’s ginger right hand man, Finn. You need to stop forcing yourself into dangerous situation,” you sighed as tied a knot to finish off his makeshift cast.
Finn let out a light chuckle at how much you worried about him. “You haven’t change since the last time I came here.”
“Which was last month! You volunteered as a moving target because they ran out of wooden discs to throw and got an arrow stuck in your arm!” you scolded him.
“Hey, those trainees g
AngelYour love brings me to realize my own mistakes, Your warmth is so close to my heart, others called me a pig, yet your eyes never looked away from me. why did you really treat me to lunch? was it something you wanted? I didn't understand it all, it all felt so strange seeing you talk to me, seeing you look at me, like something out of a hazy dream.Angel1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I'm the fool in the eyes of others, yet in your eyes I'm something different, something I don't understand.
You argued with others just because you thought of me differently than others did, but why? you got in all of these fights for me and defended me from the insults of others. You said everybody makes mistakes, you said that it wasn't my fault even though it really was, it seemed like you would take on the world for something as weak as me but why would you?
You always look into my eyes when you speak, you always stay by my side, you talk to me so much, and I don't even know why, you couldn't love me, I'm nothing like you, I'm not a great
The Last Words From The Ultimate WarriorThe Last Words From The Ultimate Warrior6 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe a final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized. By the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You, you, you, you, you, you are the legend-makers of Ultimate Warrior. In the back, I see potential legends. Some of them with warrior spirits. And you will do the same for them. You will decide if they lived with the passion and intensity. So much so that you will tell your stories and you will make them legends, as well. Ultimate. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans. And the spirit of Ultimate Warrior will run forever!"
Monica Valentine Wiki BioMonica Valentine Wiki Bio2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Height: 5ft 7in
Billed from: Kansas City, Missouri
Monica Valentine (born 19 May 1990) is an American professional wrestler, currently under the training of Jessie Hart, a former WWE Diva and TNA Knockout and adopted member of the Hart wrestling family.
Born Monica Elle Valentine on 19th May 1990 in Kansas City, Missouri. She is the youngest of five children, and she has three brothers and one sister. Her father John is a mechanic while her mother Barbara runs a business from home, making celebration cakes.
At school, Monica was a member of the gymnastics team, as well as the drama club. She also took part in a lot of swimming competitions, taking home two medals whilst doing so.
Monica is a lifelong wrestling fan, attending her first live show at the age of two. She lists her favourite wrestlers as The Rock, Goldust, Shawn Michaels and Jeff Hardy, as well as Trish Stratus and Lita.
RoninXReader- ArcheryYou sighed, leaning your head back and pulling your hand through your hair. "This. Is. Stressful!" you complained. You were practicing your archery out into forest. As new leaf soldier-in-training, your archery was, well, horrible. A normal Jinn could pick up a bow and arrow and shoot better than you.RoninXReader- Archery2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You dropped your bow and arrow and lied down on the ground. “Eff this.” you folded your hands, raised them in air, and cracked them. “That feels better,” you said as you dropped your arms and began wiggling your fingers.
The flutter of wings entered your shot of ear, but you dismissed it as just someone flying by. “You shouldn’t crack your knuckles. It’ll make it even harder to shoot an arrow correctly.” The sudden voice startled your. Not bothering to get up, you lifted your head and at a side-ways view, you saw the one and only Leader of Leafmen, Ronin.You inwardly cursed, getting up as quickly as possible to stand up. “I’m sor
Somewhere far awayLet's go somewhere far awaySomewhere far away2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
This world is bigger than we know
We don't need anything let's just go
Just grab my hand
and let's start that journey
We'll never come back here
I'll never leave you
I promise to always protect you
and hold you dear
I'll fight your fears
If you fight mine
I'll be strong for you
If you do the same
Come on today is the start of something new
We only have each other to lose
Nothing else in this world matters
Except us two
Love will show us the way
It won't be easy
But I want to take this path with you
I love you
"I love you more"
You grabbed my hand
and we take off towards the rising sun
Our tale has just begun
SanctuaryThe feel of your heart, not only can I feel it with my own, but I can see through your eyes. Your worries that bring you down, the pain that bleed from it, and the emotions that form from it as well. They aren't something to toy around withSanctuary1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
People pull on your heart, they yank it from you like a flower that's been pulled from its roots, and when they tear it, your left thinking ,why did it have to happen like this.They treated it so poorly, like trash, like it didn't matter at all. your heart is left behind so beat up and bent out of shape that you think what you say doesn't matter at all, Like no ones listening to your words, you feel like your brains on mute.
Even though you don't want to talk, I can see it in your eyes. you don't want that risk anymore so you keep to yourself, you close your heart from the world around you, as you retreat to your sanctuary.
Nobody seems to care when its not there's to care about. a heart isn't a pouching bag, and when it breaks, to risk further dama
Winter PalaceIt was winter by the time Till came home to Germany, with the water turned to ice, and the endless forest blanketed in white. The trees had become an enormous palace that glittered sharply in the sunlight, blinding those who gazed for too long. But the breathtaking beauty held no appeal for the man whose mind was elsewhere.Winter Palace2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The thoughts that consumed Till consisted of the thoughts of returning home, and the welfare of his three companions. He was worried about how they had fared in the new country for two winters alone, which was quite different from the place they had come from. He knew, of course, that California was not compromised of deserts alone but a mixture of geography and climate. They would have fared somehow. They were Killjoys. But still he worried. Till knew his mind would be at ease once he returned home and saw that everyone was safe and sound.
But despite the man's steady pace, a month of walking had passed before he was close to home. He always hated this last leg of
TFS: Salem Wiki ProfileTFS: Salem Wiki Profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Salem Rita Seitz (born January 7, 1987) is an American platform diver and professional wrestler. She is better known by her ring names Rita, Rita Salem and Sōsaresu, she is also known by the name Sally Hayes. She is the daughter of WWE Legend, Michael "P.S." Hayes. Seitz is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (WWE) and is performing under the name Rita Salem at their developmental territory NXT, formerly Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW).
Seitz grew up in Pensacola, Florida alongside her half-brother, Frederick. Seitz was raise almost solely by her mother with her father only coming around a few times a year.
Seitz attended Pensacola High School, graduating in 2005. During high school Seitz was part of the school's swim and dive team, track team, and girls' softball team. It was during her high school days that Se