Brothers in ArmsBrothers in ArmsBrothers in Arms3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Bilbo recalls the tale of the death of two brothers, Fili and Kili, as they fought with great vigor in The Battle of Five Armies to his little nephew, Frodo Baggins. "Don't go... please..." Fili called, holding Kili's dying frame close, silence enveloped them, and Fili thought that he had left Middle Earth without him. "Kili!"
"Uncle Bilbo!" I heard Frodo call, chuckling to myself as I remembered my own days as a young hobbit and trying to avoid sleep. Much like Frodo was doing now; I walked briskly into his room and pulled open the door.
Placing a stern look on my face, as this was the third time Frodo has called to me since I put him to bed an hour ago. Frodo was still a young hobbit of only 8 years, and extremely mischievous at that too. Probably from his Took side, mind you.
Frodo smiled a grin so wide I knew that it probably hurt, "Today is Tuesday, Uncle!"
Hobbit - Little Acts of HeroismDwarves couldn’t swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover.Hobbit - Little Acts of Heroism2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. The world was most certainly not in his books. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated and surprisingly chatty Dori, than he had done in his entire life up until that point.
Needless to say, Dwalin’s nipple-ring had been a major eye-opener and even now the company liked to do impressions of Bilbo’s squeak of surprise upon noticing it. Bifur’s injury too had alarmed him, although in truth the axe firmly lodged in his
Annoying-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Ugh, I'm so bored." You complained.Annoying-Hobbit Characters X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"We know, (Y/N)." Dwalin said with a roll of the eyes. "That's the 10th time you've said it."
"But I am." You replied. "Really, we've been walking for two days and there's nothing to do."
"Well, find some way to entertain yourself." Dwalin said. "And go bother someone else while you're at it."
"Aw! But Dwalin, I want to walk with you." You said with a playful grin. "Besides, I know that you like me keeping you company."
"Actually, I find you incredibly annoying." He replied. "Leave me alone and go walk with Bofur; I'm sure he'd love to chat with you." You smiled at him and shook your head, indicating that you had no intentions of leaving his side. Dwalin rolled his eyes. "Alright! You can walk with me. But, no talking, understand."
You nodded, giving him a look of mock seriousness. The two of you walked side by side with Dwalin being his usual, frowny face self. You look back at Fili and Kili, who were walking with Bofur not too
RikuxReaderWe all know we have our heroes of Kingdom Hearts. Sora, who desperetly searches over all the worlds to find his two friends that he cares for dearly, and is the known hero. Many say Sora and Riku fought for the heart of our seventh princess, Kairi. Others say Riku was just competitive and Sora was the one with feelings for Kairi. Most will not know the truth while others can only hope. The only ones being Sora, Riku, Kairi, and a girl everyone seems to forget about. A girl who waited for her two friends, and one crush, to return to her on Destiny Islands.RikuxReader4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Over the years when the Islands were consumed and released of the darkness, this girl was blessed with a good heart that saved her from being wiped from existence. Soon, when all turned back to normal (Name) patiently waited, never forgetting her beloved friends are to return. Every day she would walk out and wait on the beaches staring out to sea. Whether it was by the water or on the Paopu tree, rain or shine she would be there, hol
Warrior Boot Camp - Dwalin X ReaderWarrior Boot Camp - Dwalin X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Rest, all of you. Tomorrow will be an intense day for everyone. If we expect to succeed in our quest, we have to be in shape" said Thorin Oakenshield, whose word is law and no one dares question his authority. He nodded to Dwalin, who returned the nod, as he chose his corner to sleep, always apart from the rest. You began to whisper to Bilbo, who was just as clueless as yourself,
"What exactly does he mean by being in shape?" you asked.
"I have no idea" replied Bilbo equally whispering. "but if all this long walk is not enough of an exercise, then I do not know what it is."
"Indeed, I feel my legs are swelling" you said to Bilbo.
"Lads, it is best if you save your energies by sleeping, instead of talking. Leave your worries aside." said Balin, who overheard the two of you whispering.
You blushed and then asked shyly, "I do not know what a dwarf training is like, should I worry?"
"Not really, you will be fine I promise. Now rest, lass." replied Balin to ease you down.
Hope comes softly-Dwalin X ReaderHope comes softly-Dwalin X Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Note: This is a sequel to 'For Her', my other Dwalin X Reader. Be warned, this story may cause severe liquidation of the cardiac muscle (melting of the heart).
Dwalin wandered through the halls of Erebor, looking over the familiar walls and images that he had not seen in many years. He remembered it all just the way it was before the dragon attacked, so full of life and warmth; so full of hope.
This was his home. A home that he wasn't sure he would ever see again. But now, here he was, walking through its halls, deep in thought and lost in memory. You'd think that he would feel happy and joyful at finally having returned. But, he didn't. Being back felt strange and somewhat gloomy. Because he knew what the cost was. He knew exactly what it took and what was lost to get them all there.
It had been one month since the Battle of Five Armie
Lost In Thought: Chapter 8Chapter 8Lost In Thought: Chapter 82 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Things Aren’t What They Seem
“Are you okay?”
“No…I feel sick inside,” I managed to get out, gesturing to my gut. Loki sighed and sat down next to where I was laying. I played with the blades of grass underneath my hands and looked to my house. The need to vomit grew inside me as I thought of what Sarah might yell at me this time.
“Why? You had a great victory,” Loki said as he twirled a strand of my loose hair between his finger and thumb. I would’ve been flustered at any other time but now I was only focused on my problems.
“Why didn’t you tell me that my ‘loose ends’ were problems…like that?” With every word I said, my irritation and anger grew.
“You didn’t ask.” Loki shrugged and all of a sudden I wanted to slap the look of disinterest from his face.
An Unexpected Visit - Part 3The love of a motherAn Unexpected Visit - Part 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
Tauriel had slept for a while. An uneasy sleep with dark thoughts and worries. She was either too hot or too cold, and the contractions would rise and fall like a fiery tide, burning her body with sharp pain. She didn’t know how long these pains would last before the child would be ready to come, yet she hoped it would be quick.
The old dwarf was sitting in the corner by the hearth, snoring, waking every hour by Tauriel’s exclaims, and then informing her it was still a while before the child was ready.
Tauriel woke suddenly again. The fire was burning her lower abdomen and tears of sweat were rolling down her forehead and chest. Her fingers dug into the sheets beneath her, and she cried from a pain she could do nothing about.
Tauriel hurled the animal skins away, for she felt like she was being suffocated.
«Are you sure that is wise, my dear? The room is quite cold still,» a soft voice spoke suddenly.
Tauriel was startled and met the ey
A Beginners Guide On How To Be Majestic- Or how to become the dwarf you´ve always wanted to be. -A Beginners Guide On How To Be Majestic2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Be gruff.
2. Be proud of your size. Never wear high heels unless you need to peak over a wall out of strategic (or voyeuristic) reasons.
3. Eat. A lot. Never refuse an invitation to dinner.
4. Spill as much of your ale as possible while drinking.
5. Avoid silly songs.
6. Look into the distance, if convenient. If inconvenient look anyways.
7. Unless it would kill you. Obviously.
8. Wear dead animals´ skins and furs. Eat the rest. A dwarf does not join PETA. Nor does he become vegetarian. Or even vegan (for he´s not an elf).
9. Avoid elves. They´re sparkly and hug trees. And ride moose.
10. Imitate your pony´s latest hairstyle.
11. If you have the chance to let your hair flow in the wind, do so.
12. Never cut your beard unless you´re in mourning.
13. When you´re in battle, keep your weapons in the best possible shape.
14. Beards extensions are a big no-go. A proudly worn growing beard is more honourable than a cowardly di
Loki x Reader Part 3She wasn't as sweet or innocent as Loki had previously thought; she had gotten them out of there with simple lies.Loki x Reader Part 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
They escaped with a helicopter and had landed in Connecticut. She got him into warmer clothes, that hid his face and she got them a car using her S.H.I.E.L.D. card. They filled up on gas, and she drove them out as fast as they could. She'd gotten a call.
"We shall find you."
Thor hesitated when he hung up that strange Midgardian device called a "phone". He wanted her to get out of there, but he had to fulfill his duty as well. He turned to the team. "They're running. We must hurry, or they'll reach New Mexico before we can say anything."
Loki brushed his fingers over his aching lips. He noted that _________ was extremely tense. He arched an eyebrow. He brushed her arm. She jumped.
"You know, we don't have to go all the way to New Mexico to get to Asgard."
"You're telling me now?" she sa
20 Rules of Thorin and Company 20 Rules of Thorin and Company20 Rules of Thorin and Company2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Despite having a name Bilbo Baggins shall always be referred to as ‘the Hobbit’ or ‘Burglar’.
2. Thorin’s speeches are majestic and must be adhered to at any point in time.
3. Balin must always be the one to tell stories of the past.
4. When the Hobbit states that you have parasites it is wise to always play along.
5. Kili and Fili are never to be separated. Ever.
6. Trolls cannot be reasoned with. They are half-wits.
7. Kili and Fili are not to watch the ponies. Ever.
8. Elves are not appropriate company. The only time an elf may appear in dwarvish speak is in the context of an insult. For example, tree shagger is most appropriate.
9. Bofur is the ultimate good guy, no matter what people might say about dwarves.
10. Do not take Bofur’s hat. Under any circumstances. Ever.
11. Do not take Thorin's sword. Under any circumstances. Ever. Unless you like being cut in half.
12. Troll hoards stink. End of story. De
Kise Ryouta/Reader ~ FangirlKise Ryouta/Reader ~ Fangirl2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Heaving a long sigh, you carried the large and high stack of papers in the empty hallway to the direction of the faculty room . Being the class representative of Class 1-A of Kaijo High always gave you these kind of jobs that made you feel like you're some kind of slave of both the class and the teachers.
Just then, you heard a thunderous noise accompanied by female voices quickly approaching you. Not even getting a chance to turn around and see what it was, you felt a painful impact with some guy who seemed like he was running in the hallway. All of the papers were scattered on the floor with you in the middle of it like a newborn kitten in a puddle of water during a rainy day. Panicking, you started picking them up. Your classmates would most probably sue you for getting their papers dirty. You'll deal with this obnoxious guy later.
Suddenly, a manly hand covered your mouth then dragged you to the nearest empty classroom, leaving the papers dispersed on the ground. A mob of screaming
My Little Wreck-it Ralph: This Day Aria(King Candy)My Little Wreck-it Ralph: This Day Aria2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day I dreamed of since I was plugged in
Everypony will gather 'round
Say how I look lovely in my crown
What they don't know is that I've committed a sin!
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day I dreamed of since I was plugged in
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
The Random Roster Race, they wouldn't let me in
I do not care about eclairs
I won't partake in any cake
Oh, I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I just want to protect her
The truth is I don't care for her at all
No, Vanellope won't race
In my code, she has no place
But I still want all the fame and pride
Must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope I'll be lying if I say,
"I don't fear that I won't make it
'gainst the one who wants to take it
And be playable in each and every day"
'Cause I wanna win the race
In my code, I have a place
Oh, my dear Stinkbrain,
Thorin's Heart ~ Chapter 1Thorin's Heart ~ Chapter 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
I would give all the gold and jewels under the sun to taste the sweetness of your kiss, hear the melody of your song, and feel the love that envelopes completely as you hold me in your arms.
~Thorin Durin Oakenshield
~ They watched their king stand on the cliff side until she was gone from his sight and then they watched him stand there some time longer. Their great King who had lost so much but seemed to keep fighting for what he wanted and what was rightfully his. The admiration for this dwarf was of the highest respect and dignity and no other would compare. He slowly turned and saw them all staring at him. He looked at each one and saw not pity, but veneration and hope in their eyes. They would fight with him, side by side, to get his kingdom back. To get him back to his love. ~
Chapter 1 ~ A Song in the Night
Kale was playing with Nightrunner who always seemed to find her at night. She ran with him through the soft glow of the moonlit forest that bord
Call of Penguins Part OneBefore I begin allow me to say a few things. This is an original story written by me. It is a fan-fiction novel about how the penguins from The Penguins of Madagascar (all rights reserved to Dreamworks ) came to be at least in my eyes.Call of Penguins Part One4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer: This story contains no sexual content; however it does have several descriptions of gore and includes various adult situations and minor language. (It's not that bad, you should read it either way! ^ ^)
Call of Penguins by Gammarobot
In retrospect, the battle had been going on ever since the two species where inconveniently created on the same continent. However, in the beginning, the battle was simply the circle of life; one species had to eat the other to survive. But now it had become something much worse. It had become an endless st
SO FLUFFY!!!-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Oh my goodness! Look at them, they are so cute!" You squealed happily.SO FLUFFY!!!-Hobbit Characters X Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"That they are, lass." Bofur agreed.
"And they're so fluffy, too." Ori said.
"They're so fluffy, I can't even stand it." Fili said.
"They're so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" Kili said. You all agreed with him on that.
"What are you all doing over here?" Thorin asked as he and the others approached you, Fili, Kili, Ori and Bofur who were sitting around in a small group.
"This is what we are doing, uncle." Fili replied. You all move aside to reveal a litter of about a dozen bunny rabbits with their mother, who, surprisingly, was willing to let you play with her babies.
"Aw! How adorable!" Bilbo said, sitting down next to you as you handed him a tiny, fluffy bunny with brown fur.
Some of the other members of the company sat down with you and joined in. Bombur laid himself down on his back to let Bofur put one of the bunnies on his big belly. Bifur was transfixed by a little black and white patchwork bunny and started
Levi x Reader: Bitch please, it's fabulous 11Levi x Reader: Bitch please, it's fabulous 111 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bitch Please Epilogue. EDIT Please visit the additional links provided at the end of the chapter and info about that promised threesome
Before yall read the epilogue, I just want to thank you all for sticking with this series. I can't even begin to describe to you how amazing it is to have had the chance to bring a smile to your face. That's an opportunity that I will always cherish and hope to achieve with all my comedy stories. Smile, Laugh, Grin like you can't grin no more. Cuz that means that I've accomplished my mission to make you happy!
And without further ado.......the epilogue!!!
They say that the first year of college is always the hardest because you're adjusting to new friends, a new life, and a new goal. Well, it goes without saying that this was the same in your case, except for the fact that you also had to balance the "old" with the "new." At first, you made a promise to visit Levi every weekend and took it upon yourself to drive back on Fridays and
Replaced - Fili x ReaderReplaced - Fili x Reader10 months ago in Humor More Like This
"I had no idea, (Y/n). I mean, yes I saw he favored you a lot. But I did not know how serious it really was. We all thought he was just being protective of the only woman in the group and saw it as normal. By his expression alone, there was no way to tell." Said Bilbo to you, as it seemed the rest of the dwarves were avoiding you, and you were back to starting from scratch.
"To be honest, his corresponding my feeling took me by surprise. I truly love him for who he is. His title matters not to me. I am the same (Y/n) you all know, this changes nothing." You said, looking down with sadness while helping peel potatoes for the mid day meal.
"I know you well enough, (Y/n). You do not need to explain yourself to me." responded Bilbo sympathetically.
"Thank you, Bilbo." You said, smiling at him.
At that moment, the Durin brothers passed you by. Both of you greeted them, but they only returned the greeting to Bilbo, ignoring you completely. It made you feel worthless.
Detention (Ron Weasley X Reader)Detention (Ron Weasley X Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You hit the ground with a loud thud. You groaned and slowly rolled over onto your back. You slowly opened your eyes to see the whole Gryffindor Quidditch team hovering over you. You blinked and slowly sat up.
“__y/n__! Are you okay?” Ron asked as he rushed towards you.
“I’m fine Ron.” You said but winced when he helped you stand up. Your leg buckled beneath you but Ron wrapped an arm around your waist to keep you steady. Even though you were in pain, blood still rushed to your cheeks in a blush. You turned your head to the side, letting your __h/c__ hair fall in front of your face.
“How did you fall?” Ron asked softly. You turned your head to glare at a blonde boy who had a smug smirk on his face.
“Some prat knocked me off my broom.” You said through clenched teeth. Ron followed your gaze and when he saw that you were looking at Malfoy, he snapped. Ron walked you over to Fred and George who each wrapped an arm around your waist and
Seth and Serina Go On TourSeth and Serina Go On TourSeth and Serina Go On Tour2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I met you in the suicide ward.
In a group therapy session they claimed would make us feel less alone, you sat across from me with your dark tussled hair and sunken eyes. You were wearing a stained denim jacket with patched elbows and torn sleeves. The group leader told each of us to go in a circle and exchange compliments with someone else to get the ball rolling. When the circle got to me, I told you your jacket made you look homeless and you told me my haircut made me look like an ugly dyke. We were both asked to leave. When we parted at the door, I told you to go fuck yourself and you told me to go to Hell.
I didn’t feel alone anymore.
In the night, I could hear you play guitar through the paper-thin hospital walls. And even though I had thick bandages around my wrists, and my fingers were cold and sore, I picked up my ukulele and harmonized to your melody. We played on and on into the night, together and apart, until the nurses asked us
For Axel LoversFor Axel Lovers7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tap. Tap. Tap.
Your fingertips slowly tap the wooden fence. Waiting is always the worst part. The view from Sunset Hill is breathtaking, as usual, but you always have trouble focusing on it with the knowledge of whats coming. You wont be waiting much longer. You never have to wait long.
A nebulous, wispy noise springs up behind you, but you dont have to look over your shoulder to know of the dark vortex behind you- and the figure stepping out of it. Knowing that he is stepping up beside you, a small smile curls your lips. As the tall figure reaches your side, you have to force your eyes from traveling up to his bright shocks of red hair, and keep them pointed forward.
Staring at nothing again today, are we? comes his voice, complete with its usual sarcastic und
Recipe of Love: ThorxReader PART 1/3Recipe of Love: ThorxReader PART 1/32 years ago in Romance More Like This
You slowly moved on the comfy bed with your bare legs touching the silky fabrics that your skin would never get used to. Nothing of that sort existed naturally on Earth but you considered yourself to be the luckiest woman on the planet because your set was imported from Asgard. You barely opened your eyes to come across with a familiar scene, your eyes lingered on the wide window on your left side and they were slightly overwhelmed with the moonlight peeking into the room each time the curtains moved. You stretched your arms up with a wide smile taking over you and the cool air sneaking inside tickled against your arms that you just put over yourself. You could feel that your nightgown was almost completely pushed up, nothing was certainly covering your legs, and you felt the absence of warmth on your right side that you were very used to feeling with your big husband sleeping next to you half naked every night.
You groaned and turned toward your right side to see that he wasn’t
Kurt and Blaine"You should watch your boyfriend."Kurt and Blaine4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Kurt was startled by the voice so close to his ear; he could feel the breath of the speaker on his neck. The music in the bar was so terribly loud, and Kurt had been so deep within his own thoughts, that the words had startled him, almost causing him to spill his drink. Placing his glass back on the bar, he twisted around on the stool to face the stranger, and the face he was confronted with was so hauntingly familiar, he was appalled he had not noticed the person sitting beside him sooner. Kurt wondered why he had not recognized the person by voice, but then, it sounded so unlike it ever had before. So much calmer, even friendly. The boy smiled sheepishly, and Kurt returned the smile quickly, too confused to question it.
Dave Karofsky slouched, most relaxed, against the bar, his hand clasped around a glass of beer, the fingers of his other hand drumming against his knee. Kurt's eyes flashed towards those hands for a moment hands which had push
Prussia x Mother! Reader: Together AloneWarning: CursingPrussia x Mother! Reader: Together Alone1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
(s/n)= son's name
It had been a long time since you had someone to depend on, yet you just had to suck it up because your son counted on you to be there for him. His father left a month before the baby was born, and claimed in a letter that you were smothering him with your pregnancy, but you didn’t go after him, you’d figured he was cheating anyway. Love was truly a cruel mistress. It took you a while to stand on your own two feet considering that you had no family left, but thankfully your friends Elizabeta, and Lili supported you a bit. Seven years later here you were with responsibility on your shoulders, and a cute, cherubic faced child beside you.
“(s/n), hurry up, your friend and his mom are here to take you to school!” you hollered down the hallway of your commodious apartment. A child with (h/c) hair, and green eyes raced down the hall towards the door and reached for the knob before being stopped by you, “No kiss?”