Wordiplier: The Markiplier DictionaryWordiplier: The Markiplier Dictionary (EDIT: 9/14/13)Wordiplier: The Markiplier Dictionary2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This dictionary will include terms and phrases created by Mark Fischbach, also known on YouTube as Markiplier. Born in Hawaii and residing in Ohio, Mark has created YouTube as an outlet for entertaining people in a positive manner since 2011. This dictionary will include the types of things he says to make people smile, from the sincere to the absurd.
The YouTube channel known as MarkiplierGame has risen tremendously in the past 2 years of its existence. Mark plays an array of horror games, generally on PC, but he also has a small library of rage games, or completely bizarre games. It has yet to be determined what best attracts viewers to Markiplier, but it can be agreed that he possess many qualities that gamers and the YouTube community enjoy, from teens to adults. Markiplier originally used his gaming videos to practice his voice acting, and people have even asked Mark to voice or co-star for their own videos due to his high rang
Submit. Succumb. Serve.The silence has been unnerving. The silence was ultimate: no creaks of a heavily bolted door; no clopping of shoes next to his ear; no beating sound of his pounding heart. It was utterly, terrifyingly silent.Submit. Succumb. Serve.2 years ago in Horror More Like This
The room was bare. Only his limp, abused body laid in the center of the cold, desolate room. This small, enclosed space was not a prison. No, prisons have makeshift cots for sleeping and a bucket for you to piss in. This was far worse than a prison, although, he didn’t have a name for it. He couldn’t make a name for it. His head, at the moment, was only trying to process two things: how to deal with this pain and why the hell he had to adventure into that…place.
He had entered into THAT place before. He had meet the soul that guards the grounds at night. Yet, he was never caught. He thought he could tempt his luck simply because he always managed to hop the fence right before the face-less man attempted to grab his collar. His trial had run up when he was thrown
Autophobia, Chapter oneAutophobia, Chapter one2 years ago in Settings More Like This
There's more than 100,000 patients in this asylum. I would know, I've counted them all.
There's the guy with the Schizophrenia
some guy who is often very sick and claims to be followed,
Daniel, who has extreme Amnesia and highly paranoid which at some points causes him to become violent.
Mandus, claims to be seeing and hearing children when there is clearly none in sight.
Those are only a handful of the patients here...
I haven't been here long, only 7 months, and I've recently been assigned to my first patient. I found it strange when they had handed me the papers. I had absolutely no idea who he was, so it took me a few moments to grasp the reality that this would be like a brand new experience.
The only thing is that I've heard rumors about this patient, Mark Fischbach, its said that he's one of passive-aggressive patients. I've also heard that he supposedly got put into this place because he was diagnosed as insane.
Digital Nightmare Chapter 2 part 2Digital Nightmare Chapter 2 part 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Hello?” I heard Mark’s voice ask a little anxiously.
“Okay, I may have liked your videos before, enough to show my little sister, but you have changed for the worse. If I find out that you have done anything to her—”
“I haven’t hurt her, I swear I haven’t.” Mark told me. “I didn’t even know she was going to be here in the first place, Creepyplier trapped her here and now we’re both stuck.”
“Okay, aren’t you Creepyplier, and what do you mean ‘here’?” I asked. There was some rustling and I could tell my sister had taken her phone back from Mark.
“No, he is not Creepyplier. This is Markiplier, Mark Fischbach. The good one. Creepyplier came to life a year ago and took Mark’s place, trapping him in his own computer. Mark sent out a video a little bit before his account was banned
Digital Nightmare“Hello everybody and welcome to let’s play—” Mark’s voice sounded through my headphones as I copied the link. It had been over a year since Markiplier made his last Creepyplier video, and since then his videos had been getting worse. It had gotten so bad in fact, that YouTube is going to remove his videos and ban his account soon. Naturally, I was backtracking and saving all of his good ones onto my computer and… ‘Hello. What is this?’ I thought as a new video message popped up. I clicked on it and the video was labeled ‘Help!’ I sighed. ‘A bit late for a cry of help, isn’t it, Mark? Oh well. May as well take a look.’ I thought. The screen was completely black, but there was no mistaking Mark’s voice that came through the speakers in my headphones.Digital Nightmare2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Hello? Is this thing working? The webcam won’t turn on.
If I Met MarkiplierWe meet at lastIf I Met Markiplier2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You are YOU
I am no one
to be remembered
Merely one of
to have had the honor
To you it is nothing really
all in a days work
To me it is everything
A dream come true
A warm smile, a handshake
It is done
Your parade moves on
The pedestal gleaming
All in a days work as you
smile tiredly at the next fan
Heaven can not compare
The daydream over
I move to the mundane
It was Heaven while it lasted
Digital Nightmare Chapter 6Digital Nightmare Chapter 62 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I opened my eyes, long grass meeting my stare. The side of my face felt like it was on something soft, and I could tell I was laying on top of something.
“Ugh, what happened?” Mark asked, sounding to be in front of me. I looked up at Mark, finding him facing away from me. I glanced down to look at his feet and I shrieked in terror.
“CHEEZ-ITS AND RICE, WHAT THE HECK?!” I shouted. Mark had turned into a male centaur. He tried to turn around to face me, but only his front legs moved, making him trip. We were suddenly set back to our starting position, and I was still screaming.
“Shut up! You’re hurting my ears!!” He shouted, covering his ears with his hands and stomping one of his front hooves. I stopped screaming to take a breath, and I began to hyperventilate.
“Mark.” I said, panting and sitting up. “You’re a freaking cent
Digital Nightmare: Chapter 3Digital Nightmare: Chapter 32 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I woke up only a few hours later, something compelled me to. I kept my eyes mostly shut as I glanced around the room; yep, I was still trapped in Mark’s computer. I sighed and turned a bit, glancing at Mark. He looked to be sound asleep, and a pale face with black, burnt skin encircling his eyes stared at him from behind the desk. I started to close my eyes, but they shot open as I realized what I just saw. A PALE FACE WITH BLACK, BURNT SKIN ENCIRCLING HIS EYES. I sat straight up in bed and screamed, successfully waking up Mark. Jeff was startled for but a second, and I suddenly saw him standing in front of me with his terribly large grin.
“Go to sleep…” he whispered, his voice raspy. I tried to shove him away, but he was stronger than I was. He slowly raised his knife, and I heard a bang from behind him. Jeff turned around and I saw Mark holding up my baseball bat. He tore J
Markiplier X Reader 1You finally did it, out on your own away from your hectic home life. A life living with your friend and their spouse after your parents kicked you out after college. You decided to move to the town of Cincinnati, Ohio, looking to find an apartment close to the job of your choice. After several months you finally get your apartment and are moving in today. It's fairly big with a ton of floors. You live on the second floor. All of your boxes are still packed in your home, tons of them with trinkets or furniture from the old house at your friend's, furniture they gave to you to congratulate you on your move. The place is very comfortable enough for you and a single friend. Your bedroom is nicely sized along with the bathroom, if you decided to have anyone over they would think it would be a small house, not an apartment.Markiplier X Reader 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You're sitting out in the lobby waiting for the final box your friend is bringing. A box filled with things you left over there, memorabilia of your old life, pictures, a
Digital Nightmare Chapter 2 part 1Rose’s POV…Digital Nightmare Chapter 2 part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Leila! Come on, dinner’s ready.” I called up the stairs. Mom had left for work not too long ago; she works the night shift and wouldn’t be home until 7:30 or so in the morning. So, it was just me and my sister in the house. I hadn’t heard anything from her since she tried to show me the Markiplier video. She didn’t even come out to say goodbye to Mom. We assumed she was just listening to loud music or working on a project for school, so we let it slide. Getting tired of waiting, I trudged up the stairs and to her room. I didn’t get a reply when I knocked on her door. Going in, I saw that her laptop was not plugged in its usual place and she was nowhere to be found. I spotted a note by the window. It read that she had gone to help her friend coach horse camp and wouldn’t be back for a while. Something was definitely not right. ‘Since when do you bri
Chapter Eight: Moose Man(WARNING!!!! BEFORE READING, MAKE SURE YOU'RE LISTENING TO PAYPHONE BY MAROON 5. IT ADDS MORE EMOTION AND CHARACTER TO THIS CHAPTER. THANK YOU.)Chapter Eight: Moose Man2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Even though it was raining outside, I decided to go after her. I needed her. She is my air, the reason why I now love waking up in the mornings.
I grabbed my hoodie, locked the door, and decided to check the park. Reaching in my pocket, I grabbed my cell and called her.
“Please, come home...”
I felt my phone vibrate again.
“It’s him again, probably.. I should just ignore it.”
A strange feeling from my gut told me that I should answer it.
“What do you want? Isn’t tearing my heart up into pieces enough for you?” I cried, walking out of the bar so I wouldn’t have everyones attention on me.
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry I hurt you. I didn’t know you loved me. I am not some dirt bag that uses women. I swear, she come on to me. She unzipped, rubbed up against me a
Chapter Six: Weapon Choice: CHAIRThe smell of bacon had awoken me from my slumber.Chapter Six: Weapon Choice: CHAIR2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Should I get up and walk to the kitchen?” I asked myself. His bed was really comfortable. I decided to get up, but once I opened the door, Mark yelled at me,
“GET BACK IN THAT BED, WOMAN.”
I walked back into the bedroom and laid back down under the covers.
“That’s what I thought!” He yelled.
A few minutes later, Mark came in holding a plate of bacon. In the other hand, was a bottle of whiskey.
“Tonight, I’m doing drunk Minecraft with Bob and Wade. You can get drunk too, if you want. I’ll share.” Mark smiled politely.
“Oh, but not the cheez-its?” I joked.
“My cheez-its.” He said matter-of-factly.
He sat down next to me, placing the plate and bottle of whiskey between us. We sat there talking, munching on bacon and sipping on the whiskey. When we were done with breakfast, he decided that we needed to get my stuff over to his house.
It took us a coup
Markiplier's Halloween CarolOn the first Night of Halloween Markiplier gave to me...Markiplier's Halloween Carol2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A slendy page He took from a Tree
On the Second night of Halloween Markiplier gave to me...
2 Holy Balls! And A slendy page He took from a tree
On the Third night of Halloween Markiplier gave to me...
3 rapid POOFS - 2 Holy Balls - And a Slendy page he took from a tree
On the Fourth night of Halloween Markiplier gave to me...
4 Lil Piggies - 3 Rapid Poofs - 2 Holy Balls - And a Slendy page he took from a Tree
On the Fifth Night of Halloween Markiplier gave to me...
FIVE HORROR COMPILATIONS!! - 4 Lil Piggies - 3 Rapid POOFS - 2 Holy Balls
- And a Slendy Page He took from a tree
On the Sixth Night of Hallow
Digital Nightmare Chapter 4Digital Nightmare Chapter 42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mark, this is my sister Rose; well, her avatar at least.” I introduced.
“Hello Ba~—” Mark began.
“No.” I interjected, stepping in front of him. “It’s my sister for crying out loud, man!” Mark sighed dramatically,
“Alright, sorry. Force of habit.” He said, giving me a look before shaking hands with Rose. “It’s nice to meet you, Rose.” He said. “How did you get in here?”
“Well, I just logged into the Wi-Fi in this coffee shop, and I tracked Leila’s phone to this server. Then I just sent my avatar here and waited. Lucky for me, Creepyplier didn’t do anything to try and block the connection; yet. I’ve already saved the link to your server, so hopefully I won’t have any problems logging in later.”
“Did the zombies give you a hard time?” I
My weekend with Markiplier. Chp. 2. I woke up early on Friday and took a shower. I threw on some pants and a plain t-shirt, and put my hair up in a bun. Who was to be impressed today anyway? I stretched and noticed the amazing smell of bacon so I made my way downstairs to have some breakfast. My mom, dad and little sister were all sitting at the table eating. I grabbed my food from the stove and began eating occasionally checking my phone for facebook notifications ect. "How was your day yesterday hunny? You came home a little late." I put my bacon piece down and looked at my mom. "I was at the mall with Alex, and I had lunch with a new friend." My..new friend? Was he my friend? "New friend? That's nice." She ended the conversation there. I remembered that Mark gave me his number. I was so confused on whether to text him or not.My weekend with Markiplier. Chp. 2.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I finished my breakfast and walked outside for a smoke. I hated smoking, but it was such a bad habit. I didn't know when to stop. I decided I should text Mark, to thank
Markiplier's Gone: Part 3Okay, here's part three. I'm not posting any more today, so now you all have to wait in suspense for the next part. -insert maniacal laugh here-Markiplier's Gone: Part 32 years ago in Horror More Like This
I’m safe now, I think. I'll run out of time eventually. There's never enough time. Thinking at all is hard on this little sleep. But I can’t put this off.
The following is copied from afore mentioned chatroom, six days after the previous segment:
JennyBoy joined the chat.
JennyBoy: Thank goodness.
Lee: have you been to markiplier’s channel?
JennyBoy: no...I’ve been tryign to avoid going there.
(A few minutes pass.)
Lee: his subscriber count dropped
JennyBoy: Whats it down to??
Lee: why don’t you go see for yourself?
JennyBoy: This is impossible
GodzillaFaux joined the chat
JennyBoy: Ive never heard of somone going down this much
GodzillaFaux: What happened?
Lee: scroll up
JennyBoy: Godzilla, did you see???
GodzillaFaux: Yes, I did.
My weekend with Markiplier. Chp. 1It was a sunny Thursday afternoon, a little cold if you asked me in Ohio. I was out shopping with my friend Alex. We were at the local mall at the game stop looking to buy some new games. I picked up GTA 5, making my way to the counter when a tall, handsome guy bumped into me knocking the game out of my hands. “Hey! Watch it dude!” I said agitated. The tall man looked at me with a said face, “I am so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention..” I thought to myself, I swear I have seen this guy before.. “My names Mark. Nice game choice by the way.” I blushed slightly. “Hi Mark. My names Raychel.” He kept the game in his hand and insisted on paying it for me. I kept saying no but he just kept pushing on to buy it. I finally gave in and said sure. After he bought the game for me he walked out of the store. I ran after him and grabbed his arm. “You just spent 60 dollars on a stranger. Please let me return the favor by taking you to lunch.My weekend with Markiplier. Chp. 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
He's EscapedHe's Escaped2 years ago in Drama More Like This
This entry is a compilation of journal entries, audio and video logs. They were found in a briefcase amongst the shredded reamins of a scientist of the SCP Foundation. Any grammatical errors and scribbled writing has been corrected. This takes place over a course of aproximatly six months. The order is determined by the date and times prerecorded. All names mentioned are redacted.
Journal entry 1
Description: Was once human, but through unexplainable ways, became a monster. Still wearing the greasy and bloodstained clothes of before.
Skin is pitch black and leathery. Hair only grows on top of head. Hair color is black and is difficult to distinguish from his skin. Eyes, mouth, and any open wound glow bright orange. Skin and muscle around face appears to be in a constant state of melting.
Fingers and toes are enlongated and permanently bloodstained. No longer holds fingernails but rather the bone itself sharpened
Markiplier's Gone: Part 1This is part one to a creepypasta/short story that I'm writing for Markiplier's Raspy Hill video. I couldn't find any others, though I'm sure there are, so I figured I may as well write one. Enjoy.Markiplier's Gone: Part 12 years ago in Horror More Like This
I don’t have time to explain now. I have to act swiftly, before they know. They will be coming for me.
The following section is copied and reversed from the comments section on the video “Raspy Hill”, done by markiplierGAME:
toucanloop1218: this video is creppy as heck lol
JennyBoy: does anyone know who the developer/s are?
-hillaryhibrony: i’m sure you could find another playthrough w/credits.
heyjudeftw: mark fix the download link?/
herpyderpy5001: creepy ass video mark
-Khaosbells123: lol herpyderp
LillitySprouts77: PLAY MORE!
JennyBoy: How long has This game been out?
JennyBoy: I can only find Mark’s playthru
SiennabrownC: you liar jeny
pinkpuffinpartee1: i love you mark
JennyBoy: no!! Go look it up.
lilypadmokl: fix the downlod link mark
Digital Nightmare Chapter 9Digital Nightmare Chapter 92 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I shoved the book of the dead into its place in the bookshelf, bracing myself for the chase I remembered was coming.
“You ready?” I asked Mark. He nodded in response, still slightly sore at me for daring him to read the book of death to see exactly what happens. Apparently, if you read the book of death, it makes your eyes really sore, and so you keep rubbing them and rubbing them until your eyelids peel off. But you can’t stop rubbing your face, so then your eyes pop and bleed, your face is slowly scraped off; and so on and so on until your skeleton is slowly being scratched away. I stopped watching after the first few minutes, and Mark respawned nearby soon after. It was pretty brutal.
We braced ourselves, and charged ahead in an all-out sprint for freedom. The skeleton appeared right where I knew it would; but it was twice the size I expected it to be. I screamed, jumping in surprise and fear
Chapter Thirteen: A Machine For PigsAmnesia Rose Fischbach, daughter of Mark Edward Fischbach. As soon as she turned eighteen, she moved out of our house to continue a career. Gaming? Writing? Culinary? No. Not even close.Chapter Thirteen: A Machine For Pigs2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Amnesia has a darkness erupting inside of her mind. I’m proud that she has found something that interests her, but I’m scared of it.
Amnesia Rose Fischbach, my daughter, owns a slaughter house. Not just any slaughterhouse. A pig slaughterhouse. Underneath the ground, she created it herself. All of the meat is hers unless someone wants to purchase a pound of bacon or sausage. Some people, though… Are never seen after they walk down to her headquarters.
It scares Mark and I to think that she’s killing people. She lives next door to us, so of course I watch when people walk down to the cellar outside and never return sometimes. I always see it when I’m washing dishes. Maybe they didn’t buy from her, not a good reason to slaughter them.
“Mark, I think Amnesia has
Chapter Ten: Queen Of The Squirrels-Time Skip-Chapter Ten: Queen Of The Squirrels2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It has been a month since Mark and I had sex… I decided it was best to go get a check up at my local clinic. Mark had no idea I was going, and I left him alone at home to upload and edit some videos.
As soon as I walked into the clinic, they took me back to room 7, which the walls were painted purple. The familiar clean clinic scent hit me. The smell of clinics always made me a bit uneasy. My nurse, LeAnne, took some tests and sent them to the doctor.
A few minutes later, my doctor came in with the news…
“Hello, My name’s Doctor Pewds, and your pregnant.”
“I didn’t know you were a Doctor…?” I laughed.
“Well.. After Surgeon Simulator, I decided to be a doctor… Plus they wouldn’t let me be a surgeon after watching my videos…”
“Haha I bet.”
“So.. Are you going to tell Mark?”
My breath got caught in my throat. I stared at Doctor Pewds, before finally answering his qu
Hunter X Witch- Love HurtsHunter X Witch- Love Hurts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was dark, so dark that the Hunter's hoodie could barely be seen. Only movement would show he was present, if not the loud screech he sounded as he pounced on his victim. Or even the eerie orange glow of his eyes. But he wasn't out tonight to feed on a Survivor's flesh. No, he was out to see her. All he had to do was listen to the sound of crying, only then would her presence be confirmed. He leapt rooftops, pausing every now and then to see if maybe he had missed something. After getting tired from l
The Island (Preview)"Hello everybody! My name's Markiplier and today and I'm with some friends to play an expansion of 'The Hidden' which is called 'The Hidden: Islands'." Mark stated excitedly, "And today we have a guest, to most of her fans she is known as 'CaptainKillJoy' but to the rest her name is, Anna." He stated.The Island (Preview)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hello!" Came a cheery female voice from another end of skype, "So besides Anna we have, Nanners, Diction, Yami, and my good ol' friend Wade." Mark said, "Hello!!" Everybody called out at once, "Alright lets start!" Mark shouted, they quickly were put into the game, "Alright who's the hidden?" Adam asked, Anna started laughing, "Oh you guys are sooo gonna lose." She laughed.
"Like that's gonna happen." Diction replied sarcastically, "Oh really?" Anna replied with a competitive tone, "Yeah real- OH GOD!!" He yelled as Anna gave him a pigstick, and his character fell into pieces, "Told ya." She laughed, "Hey guys... hold up, come find me, this is freaky." Mark stated, in a worried tone.