New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth"Tell me why we're doing this again," demanded a blonde woman in a blue skin-tight jumpsuit. She did not look happy.New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I already told you, Samus. We've been asked to interview possible new fighters for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.," stated a young blond man dressed in green.
"But why do we have to do this, Link? Couldn't they have gotten someone else?"
"Well since we're part of Nintendo's Generation One, the head honchos thought it'd be best if we handled the interviews. Besides, who would you choose? Captain Falcon? He'd scare away all the applicants!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the swordsman and decided to just get this over with. Pulling out the first application, the intergalactic bounty hunter called the first applicant. In walked in a small cat-like creature that was cream in color, black ears, six whiskers; two on each side if its face and two on top of its head, and a gold c
New Smash Bros Interviews: MidnaA soft knock on the door broke the silence.New Smash Bros Interviews: Midna3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link. When the door opened, he smiled when he saw Zelda walk into the room. "Hey, Zelda!"
Zelda smiled back at her hero. "Hello, Link. I figured since you'd be stuck here all day that you probably haven't had lunch yet, so I brought you something to eat!"
Link's eyes lit up when he saw the basket Zelda held up. "Thanks, Zelda! You're the best!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the two lovebirds. "Get a room, you two."
Link glared at the woman next to him, while Zelda's cheeks became red in embarrassment. That was when there was another knock at the door. Without waiting to be called in though, the door opened and in walked a tall woman with bright orange hair. The two Hylians were surprised to see the woman.
"Midna?! What are you doing here?!" questioned Link, very confused.
"Shouldn't you be back in the Twilight Realm acting as the queen?" asked Zelda,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful"No."New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what, Link! I am not interviewing these two! They're so annoying!"
"But Samus, the series needs more villains. At least that's what headquarters said, so we have to interview them."
Samus let out a few grumbles and growls as she called in the next applicants, against her wishes. The door slammed open and with a cackle, an old woman with green skin entered. She had large purple hair that looked like horns and wore purple robes.
Following her was a short man, also with green skin, and wore a red cloak over his body and had think glasses that hid his eyes. He also had a manic grin on his face.
"I have fury! With that fury, I shall spread the mustard of doom and show you the true power of chortles!" exclaimed the short man.
Link and Samus sweatdropped at that.
"Ignore him. I am Cackletta and I hear that you are looking for villains for the next SSB game. Then look n
New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra"Ow! Would you stop dragging me? Let go!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up in confusion. That sounded like Toon Link. They then heard another voice.
"Stop being a baby, Link! I want in this little Smash thingy that you're in and you're going to help me!"
That was when the door slammed open and Toon Link was thrown inside. Link and Samus looked to see who threw the alternate hero in, only to find a young tan-skinned girl who looked to be the same age as Toon Link. She had blonde hair tied in a bun atop of her head and her clothing made her look like a pirate.
"Ow " whined Toon Link as he rubbed the bump on his head.
"I didn't throw you that hard," deadpanned the pirate girl. She then noticed Link and Samus. "Hey, Link? Why's this guy dressed like you?"
Toon Link stood up from the ground and turned to his companion. "Tetra, this is Link. I told you about him, remember?"
New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan"Hey guys! I need to talk to you about something!" called out a voice from the other side of the door.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What is it, Red?" asked Link as the young Pokémon Trainer came in.
"Well my protégé wants to know if he can be in the next SSB game. Any chance you could interview him?"
Samus let out a sigh. "I guess. Just tell him to keep it short."
Red left the room and then returned with a younger boy. The younger boy had black hair and wore, a red long-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and a yellow and black cap that he wore backwards.
"Yo! The name's Ethan and I want to be in the next SSB game!" exclaimed the boy.
"Uh huh. What do you have to even get as far as you think you will?" questioned Samus.
"Master Red has Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to help him. I have a similar team to help me," said Ethan as he sent out his Pokémon.
The first was a small green Pokémon that looked like a small d
New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and CloudSamus was reading the next application to see who was next.New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and Cloud3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Looks like we've got more third-party characters coming in."
"Really? Who?" questioned Link.
Samus grinned as she called in the next applicant. The door opened and in walked two people, both of which surprisingly had spiky hair and bright blue eyes. The taller one was wearing mostly black and his spiky hair was blond. Strapped to his back was a very large sword wrapped in bandages.
The younger one was wearing an outfit that was mostly black with bits of red and yellow and had brown hair. Another thing that set the boy apart from the man was whereas the man looked serious and void of emotion, the boy looked cheerful.
"Hey guys!" greeted the boy.
"Cloud? Sora? You two are here to join SSB?" asked Link.
"Yup! Although Cloud here really doesn't want to, but Tifa's making him," explained Sora. "I'm here as sort of a backup."
"I don't see why I
Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d colorEquius defies the nude party3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
Metroid Other M: A RetrospectiveOr, how Other M does not fit into the Metroid canon.Metroid Other M: A Retrospective5 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
It’s been almost four years since the release of the last Metroid game, and sadly this latest hiatus was kicked off, at least for me, on a very disappointing note.
I can’t even begin to explain how much of a disappointment this game was for me, but I’d probably attribute that to the ecstatic hype I allowed myself to fall into in the months before its release.
While the gameplay was pretty decent on its own, the linear style was a huge step down from the exploration aspect Metroid fans have come to cherish. I miss the days of Metroid gaming where I had the ever-present question in my mind; “Where the fuck do I go?”
Despite its linear take, Other M is a decently fun game to play, combining aspects of both the 2-D shooting style of the original games with hack-n-slash elements like dodging and “finishing moves”.
But while the gameplay in itself wasn’t terribly disappointing, (aside from th
Dark AwakeningThe scent of pleasure on my lipsDark Awakening2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like a delicate flavor of eternity
I feel everything so strong and close
With my skin like white silk on the dark sky
My eyes see different stages of life
My birth, my victories, my failures
The terrible visions of the unknown
The dark visions of the eternal suffering
I want to bite, I want to scream
I want to become part of the night
I am the creature of the Great Atrocity
That created me after I Became
The smell of dust, the color of red
The strongest parts of my perception now
Difficult to tell but so easy to feel
The new dream arose to possess the dreamers
I will take your hand, the dusk
And I will go to hunt and seek
But now I must think my new way
So different, so beautiful, so sexual
Pirates are so funny!"Captain, we won't make it! They are far much stronger than us!"Pirates are so funny!2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The shout of one of her crewmates pierced the air. Sophia was aware of that but she couldn't leave the governer's ship without a map. It would be like all lifes that were lost in this battle were lost for nothing. She sank the blade of her cuttlas in the body of one of the officers, with pleasure noticing the flowing blood and the smell of fear. She always took the pleasure when she was killing and when it were people of her sworn enemy, it was double. She turned back just to meet other of governer's soldiers with a pistol turned into her head.
"Brackett, that is your end" he hissed not knowing that Hawkins, her first officer, was behid him. He hit him in the occiput and smiled to his captain, with an ugly, wide smile on his wretched face. She didn't return the smile and jumped on the feet. She saw him. He was running down the stairs, to the cabins.
"Cardigan!" she shouted with fury but he hasn't heard her; she was too fa
FallCrawling up the wall, leaving black marksFall2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like a spider surrounding the world by his net
You are trying to catch me in your dusty cobweb
Not asking about my innocence, the purity of heart
With enthusiasm catches my fearfull looks
Like a serial killer, hungry for a view of humiliation
You are trying to put me on your knife
Not asking about my feelings, bursting in my chest
Pour around the water of life, giving meaning to existence
Like a god of stone and steel heart
Eat my guts with a sick pleasure
Not asking about the fire in my chest, filling me
I drink your blood from the crystal cup of pleasure
Like most beautiful vampire, child of the night
Torturing your ambiguos soul and your treacherous body
In a wonderful act of revenge, drinking your pitfull yourself
You are a victim
Look at your fall
Pieklo Niesmiertelnych 1.1"...Z księgi Malonitów..."Pieklo Niesmiertelnych 1.12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Miejsce do którego nie dociera czas
"Posłuchajcie, Sunari, bóstwa, duchy i mieszkańcy Wód Zaświatów. Sprawca nieszczęść, śmierci, zniszczenia, okrucieństwa i przyczyna zmartwień naszej bogini dobra, został wreszcie zwyciężony. Jego zwycięstwa w walce ze słabymi osłabiły jego samego, dały mu poczucie siły i złudę bycia niepokonanym, a także sprawiły, że stał się nieostrożny. Tak, jak wielu przed, nie zdołał przewyższyć sił dobra i został wreszcie, po tysiącach lat szkodzenia innym, zesłany tam, gdzie zesłane zostają Zenari, demony zniszczenia. Niech stworzenia dobra, którym on nigdy się nie tanie, odetchną z ulgą, gdyż Ziranunun, bóstwo węży, został w końcu pokonany!".
- I teraz zapewne mają wybuchn&
Z odleglych swiatow 101. AtakZ odleglych swiatow 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Czasami drogi człowieka i jego przeszłości krzyżują się.
W dokach odprawy dla transportowców handlowych Korporacji było nadzwyczaj tłoczno i gwarno. Większość statków typu "Minerva" i "Sojus" czekało na załadunek i tylko niewielka część odleciała wraz z towarem. Pojazdy przewożące części zamienne stały ściśnięte w niewielkiej grupie z tymi, które dostarczały żywność koloniom, jak Hiddeny. Rzadko się zdarzało, żeby tyle statków oczekiwało w dokach, więc ludzie wyjątkowo się spieszyli, by odkryć trochę przestrzeni, bo ścisk na hali był wprost niewyobrażalny.
Jeden z inżynierów od
Z odleglych swiatow 2- Mogło się wam coś popsuć w tych waszych czujnikach. Jak jeden coś wskazuje, drugi też powinien.Z odleglych swiatow 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- Jestem pewien, że łączność działała prawidłowo.
Mac Frikes stał w sali obrad MKBW i na razie bez większego powodzenia próbował przekonać ważniaków z rządu, że zeszli z kursu tylko po to, by ich ostrzec. Len Sanders, doradca prezydenta i zarazem szef Korporacji, jak zwykle miał jakieś zastrzeżenia.
- A co z czujnikami? - dopytywał się, unosząc wysoko brwi za każdym razem, gdy wypowiadał słowo. Obok stało jeszcze kilku członków zgromadzenia oraz Jim Still, naukowiec, dzięki któremu Mac trafił do załogi Foundera 2. Pamiętał, że zanim Korporacja wysłała go do Hiksa, błąkał się po różnych statkach, nie mogąc nigdzie zagrzać miejsca na d&
AloneWhen I'm alone, I have the impression that the world is running out,Alone1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
that runs in front of me, do not stop even for a moment
and I am staying away in the back, thinking of
meaning of life, the meaning of existance
When I am alone, the world loses colors
and takes the color of old lace that had long since lost its luster
And I see through this lace every minute of my life
When I'm alone, sometimes I think about you
You are somewhere on the border of perception, where the eyes can not see
I am almost sure that I miss, although we will talk again soon
It's more than scary ...
I am a strange man, without time, without the vision
but one thing is certain
When I'm alone, I look at the world differently
Well, it's good that I sometimes am alone...
This isn't the worldThe beauty escapes, leaving standing black debrisThis isn't the world2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Leaving a shapeless mass of mutilated memories
Pushing dreams into the ground, bleeding from numerous wounds
It is not a world I want to remember
Crying children on the streets, among garbages
Violence and screams, all so beautiful
My eyes see views and places that once
though not perfect, were alive, were almost normal
This is not the world I want to remember
Somewhere where they do not look back, they are monsters
Who wish to come into the world among the pain and silence
These voices, however, do not let them leave the abyss
But their eyes can see the empty buildings
This is not the world I want to remember
But there is always hope that the bleeding wound is healed
leaving a void ...
Space and Beyond 1.101. Space journeySpace and Beyond 1.12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The effects of interference are sometimes unbelievably bad.
"Close-up" the screen increased, showing a collection of stars, an elliptical galaxy in the far corner of the known universe.
"This is Hix galaxy" said a man standing near the screen. A group of people sitting on chairs behind him, dutifully looked in his direction, trying to see any of this "extraordinary things", as chief scientist of extraterrestrial research center was going to show them.
"I know that it was difficult to push up there with our satellites" the man smiled, though a bit nervously. "But this galaxy must be known once with farest of its elements. Recent data have discovered it."
At this point, he again made the approximation of the monitor, showing the star system located very close to the greatest communities of the stars.
"It is a small system with one young star and two planets" continued scientist. "This" he pointed to a planet closer to the stars "We should not pay attention to it. It
Ying and YangI am passion on the border of perception,Ying and Yang1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
force that gently lifts you up
Someone who will give you hand so you can keep the head
I am your back during difficult times,
even if you do not see it
But I know that you look and perceive,
giving yourself to me for my closeness
You could moan and sob
and I'll be light that will surrounds you,
even if you are too tearful to see it
We are one, ying and yang
I am a rock, you're the pebble
I am a storm, you're breath
I am a wave, you're the drop
But always together, always close
I do not know if you ever find that out
I do not only give pain, but sweetness too
Because sweet pain is doubly appealing
You give, and I take
Oh DrowBecause of lack of volunteers, I grabbed a few drow and put them in the front of the dragon with huge fire power. And because drow are exlusive RPG characters with the level of 20000000 (yea, they actually have TOGETHER one point of experience but who really cares?) they are plotting how to fight dragon without to much pain.Oh Drow2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
PART ONE. WE SEE THE DRAGON. LET'S RUN.
Quarrice: I suppose to shut myself up but do you see what I see? Right now? Before our shameless experienced faces?
Falang: This is dragon. Bigger than our ego. Do you think Ramsay is so cruel and order us to fight him? If yes, I am not Falang and I am running. Do you see? Running. I am drow but I am running. Hey, is someone listen to me?
Hilli: Ramsay, dear, can you give us somebody to help? Maybe we are powerful in our minds and in your glorious stories about us but you have put us here without weapons, without any defence items and even without spells!
Ramsay: If we are talking about spells! YEAH! I will give you somebody
Mutation. 1.1"Help me ... Help ... get her away ... it ..."Mutation. 1.12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Silence. Only sounds of spring night; the wind, lightly buzzing insect, very quiet, barely perceptible sound of the footsteps of a small animal in the grass covered with frost, neighborhood dog's bark, who was alarmed by something. But it were the natural sounds of the evening life, which is not quite asleep. In addition, the deep silence enveloped the small town named Hole Valley, which 300 years ago, a boor named a hole. Now, however, the name didn't fit here because the city has grown and modernized, and although it certainly was not like Los Angeles or Miami, it was not a village. Neither hole. And the more to add, not village-hole, in slight translation a place where is more dinosaurs than people. Silence was also five minutes ago, before the dull, audible only to one man cry, disturbed the peace of Ian Carr, who was lying in his bed. Although he didn't open his eyes, because the dream was too deep to be able to just stop.
FireSomewhere, in the world destroyed many eons agoFire2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A legend of a beautiful woman exists
Which had hair as red as the carrot
And the eyes as yellow as the bright sunlight
She didn't have power in hands
But she has always been able to create adventure from danger
In her agile stilts she plaited songs and dreams
And with her sword she cut throats of her enemies
She first sailed into the distance
She first saw the beauty and the atrocity of the unknown
She was first pirate woman on these waters
And her legend is radiating it's own brilliance as diamond
For her strong gales and storms were not terrible
She led her longboats to the victory like valkiria
And men bowed down before her
Knowing that they won't find the better leader on the world
She led wars, she led battles
Freckly beauty with the supple body
She didn't know, what it is fear, she was ruthless
She was incorporating the fire, the earth, the gale and the black depths
Her name was, the Dancer of the Fire
And when in blood she bathed l
SacrificeThe old temple of ancient god Set was in almost complete ruin. Once the god resided here with his maidens and priestesses but now only the desert wind was playing with the walls and making the strange, cry-like sounds. On the ruined and cracked floor, on one of the broken columns was seating young red-haired man in white robes and black leather trousers with a lot of chains. He had this malicious smile on face that was the sign he had something...well, malicious on his mind. On the ground was kneeling young woman; she was crying.Sacrifice2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Say my name" the man said it with amusement in his voice.
The woman stopped crying for a second and looked with fear in her eyes on the red-haired man. The man didn't expect her to co-operate that soon; he leaned in his seat and crossed his arms.
"So you are the sacrificial lamb" he laughed. "I will never understand these peasants. I won't stop killing them, even if they bring me all their beautiful women they have. Village after village, town after town...I