Aph (BTT) Bad Touch Trio Babysitters! [Comedy]Summary: The countries all meet up for a meeting,and all of a sudden, France accidentally uses England’s hidden wand and turns most of the countries into their chibi selves! How will the BTT handle being nannies for a day?Aph (BTT) Bad Touch Trio Babysitters! [Comedy]4 months ago in Humor More Like This
England ran around in the world meeting yelling at France, “Bloody wanker! My wand is not a toy! Return it to me this instant!”
France pranced around imitating England, “Look at me! I can summon my unicorn! And the fairies! And the elves! And mint bunny! I’m so magical, I’m so cool!”
Prussia reached over and stole the wand from France, “Let me see zhat!”
He took the wand and ran around with Spain and the wand, pretending to tag him with it. The Bad Touch Trio all ran into the World Meeting room in a laughing line, getting chased by a very angry England.
Germany roared, “WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORLD MEETING, SIT DOWN!”
Prussia twirled like a ballerina
MesetuokioNimi: MesetuokioMesetuokio4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Puola, Liettua, Suomi, Ruotsi, Tanska, Norja, Islanti, Venäjä,
Valko-Venäjä... Ja parituksista en nyt vielä sano
ERITTÄIN sekava. OOC-ficci oikeastaan xD
saatte arvailla kuka on kyseessä Lopussa sanasto apuna.
ne tulla muutenkin ilmi.
Ja ai niin, Hong
Kong ei ole keskustelussa mukana mutta hänet mainitaan nimellä
Lieeeeeet~ Millon sä voisit tulla niinku meille?
kuudelta pitää olla kotona että ennen sitä
<333 OMG enmaltasiisniinkutosiaankaanoottaaa<33333
Frakcija on lisännyt henkilön
LEIJONAT tähän keskusteluun
LEIJONAT: Hei vaan
The Missing pages to the Awesome Prussia's DiaryMay 8th 1945The Missing pages to the Awesome Prussia's Diary1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I knew something was wrong because my kingdom was acting strange that day, giving me weird side-glances and rarely speaking to me. But then the king Old Fritz came up to me and told me what the others were to scared to. “Gilbert, the war is at an end, West lost, and your no longer a country,” those words still echo in my mind. How can I? The awesome Prussia no longer be accepted as a country? Its absolutely unfathomable!? But the worst was yet to come. “Ivan has bought your land and wants you to rule by his side” Fritz had said. Ivan, out of all the people IVAN!?! What does that vodka loser want with me? I practically terrorized him when we were young, also he has (and still does) scare the crap out of me. When ivan wants something, he gets it, like those poor Baltic nations. I mean one of them is really young. Today was a total loser kind of day. Mein bruder has lost the war. Im no longer a country, and iva
Entente cordiale - EnglishYears.Entente cordiale - English3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
....and some more wars.
They couldn't do anything else but fight, that had been proven many times. All is fair in war even forgetting love.
Or is it? There was, after all, many other things in the past than battles.
There was silence. There were long and winding conversations. There were fleeting, light touches, longing. And understanding.
L'Entente cordiale. The cordial agreement, a treaty, which Francis occasionally, sometimes just to annoy Arthur, called their wedding day only to receive a slap. Or a kick. At least an impressive eyeroll. And later perhaps something else.
Today 108 years had passed, 108 long and troublesome years with many problems. World Wars and economic crisis' being the least of them.
Today he hadn't said anything yet. But that of course didn't mean he had forgotten...
"Mm.." the Brit murmured, eyeing at his newspaper and sipping his tea. Francis leaned forward from his own armchair.
Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 3:Francis looked at Arthur in both in shock and empathy. "If Arthur cant go then neither will I" he said and looked over at Arthur. The Brit looked at him and smiled. "I appreciate the effort frog but I want you to enjoy your life, don't be shut in here with me, flying mint bunny, and Uni" he protested. Gilbert looked at Matthew and Matthew looked at Gilbert. They had the same expression that said, what in the world did the hospital put in his fruit loops? They both shrugged it off and continue to eavesdrop. Francis looked at him solemnly and patted his arm " I will be your visitor today" he smiled and Arthur looked up to him kindly "thank you Francis, hey you know Tino is over? I wonder what he brought me? He usually brings me something. Mostly books as you can see by my extensive library" he said and gestured at the bookshelf. Francis motioned Gilbert and Matthew to come in "if you want to know what's going on join in the conversation." Francis scolded. Gilbert and Matthew let them in.Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 3:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prussia X Child!Reader: Torture encampmentPrussia X Reader: Torture encampmentPrussia X Child!Reader: Torture encampment2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hey, this is Gilbert Weillschmidt, also known as Prussia, the awesome one! But right now, I don’t feel or look awesome right now. I don’t know why I’m in a place like this, but I quickly became attached to a little kid and all I want is to keep her safe.
I was July 24th and it’s pretty hot where I’m at. All I can recall was that I was just at my home and some group of people came barging in and took me to some weird camp place. I can’t really explain what this place is, but it’s giving off a death camp vibe or something. Anyway, it was a really hot day and I was walking through the camp site. I was wearing black and white stripped clothing and they were pretty worn out. I looked around the area for my brother, Ludwig; I heard he was a guard in this place. I then looked to me right and I saw my brother standing by a door.
“Ludwig!!” I said, walking up to him.
He turned his head to me and muttered,
Koska tahansaMyKoska tahansa3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
insides all turn to ash
vakavana. ”Erittäin pitkälle kehittynyt sellainen.”
Tim tuijotti eteensä näkemättä
”Kuinka kauan?” hän
”Kuinka kauan minä elän?”
”Sitä ei voi tietää
”Kai nyt sentään jokin
”Enimmillään vuosi. Keuhkosi ovat todella pahassa
kunnossa, kuulet sen itsekin tuosta yskimisestä.”
Tim nipisti suunsa kiinni estääkseen
uuden yskänpuuskan. Lääkäri pudisteli päätänsä.
”Yski vain. Olen todella
pahoillani, mutta lääketiede ei tunne keinoja tuon syövän
täydelliseen parantamiseen, se onnistuu harvoin edes varhaisessa
Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 1"Mr. Jones," the nurse said. Alfred looked up from his hospital bed and saw the blond nurse come in with his food. "What is it?" he asked. "Well today you are assigned an appointment with Mr. Braginski, since your eating habits are improving" she said. Alfred looked down to his food and ate. If he didn't eat it and keep it down, she would still be here until he did. "If my eating habits are in order, then why do I need any more help?" he asked hoping that she didn't know, and write him of as cured. She looked to him and sighed, " we know about Emily, Mr. Williams told us the first week. She always used verbal abuse to you and you took it. That isn't healthy for your mind or in your case your stomach." She said. Alfred was infuriated, "what! He wasn't supposed to tell anybody, for no reason. None what so ever!" He yelled and flung his food away from him "and this so called eggs and bacon taste like you made it in a Johnny on the spot!" the nurse had to hold him down "Mr. Jones calm yourHetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Have You Seen This Girl? PrussiaxReaderHave You Seen This Girl? PrussiaxReader8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Prussia x Reader
Have you seen this girl?
After Gilbert adopted the girl at the orphanage he felt whole once more. Nothing made him feel more complete than she. But alas she was mortal and he was not, and all the warning he was given by his friends came back to haunt him. She passed away and he was back to being an empty shell once again.
More time began to pass and he went back to his habits he had before his little girl came into his life, which of course was drinking and spending his money on careless sex with prostitutes. Although his friends were a little put off they decided he was going back to his old self that sat in his brother’s basement and used a laptop all day.
Around the same time a young lady just ran away from her home for more of a freedom from the life she didn’t want. She no longer wished to be treated harshly like she was back in the place she once called home. She didn’t know however the streets weren’t that great of an
How FrUkUs WorksThis is so everyone can support FrUk and UsUk at the SAME TIME *coughandeventuallyFrUseitherwaycough* e 7 eHow FrUkUs Works4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
France and England got married.
France and England fruked.
America and Canada were born.
England and America were magically transported to another dimension and lost all of their memories!
A mysterious wild pokemon that smells like sticky trees was forgotten.
England and America fall in love.
England and America fruk fuck, creating sealand.
The three are magically transported back, regaining all of their old memories, but still keeping the ones from the dimension they had just come from.
England tries to explain to France, then Spain jumps through the window with an axe and yells "MAKE IT A THREESOME!!!"
and that, children, is how it happened.
Later on France learned about the 50 states.... and MCFISHY *dundunDUUUUUUUUN*
Than England was killed when Cuba threw a wild Canada at him at the photoshoot for the gay playboy.
So America and France hooked up.
Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic prolougeAlfred always had a weight problem, he was either too fat or too thin, it seemed nobody was pleased with his figure. Especially the one that he loved the most. He always saw Alfred as a fat piece of human waist. Since he was blinded by love he always went on crazy binges, there were times when he tried going anorexic or bulimic. Then started eating non stop because he was basically starving himself. It was his sweet brother Matthew who finally took care of things and had him get some professional help. Matthew made a habbit to visit his brother everyday in the hospital.Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic prolouge2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ludwig had an addiction to physical matience. It would be the only thing that he did. He never ate never slept for almost a year. his brother Gilbert was concerned for him. What makes him want to work out? What is he hiding? What is he ashamed of? One day after a 10 mile run, Ludwig keeled over in a heart attack and Gilbert called 911 getting him checked into the hospital as quickly as they can. Luckily they found a new
Hetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 2:Antonio looked over at Lovino and smiled when he saw his laughing. "Hey what's so funny there?" he asked Lovino and he just laughed. " Because all the tomato extras are on your face from your new turtle." He snickered and fell onto his bed laughing. Antonio looked over his arms. Ever since Gilbert suggested volunteering for the hospital he had instantly fell in love with Lovino. Even though he was a good 4 years younger. It was such a pity that he didn't feel the same about Antonio, or at least didn't act like it. Lovino looked over at him "hey what are you looking at you tomato bastard" he said gaining back his scowl. Antonio hadn't realized he was zoning out onto Lovino arm, so he got composure and smiled. "Your cuts seem to be getting better, I'm real glad." He said and went to touch his hair. Lovino looked at him and before he could find his weakness that would spill everything to him, he smacked his hand away. "Touch…" he said and fixed his curl away from him, but squirmedHetalia Hospital Christmas Magic 2:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Save Me From Myself (BTTxDepressed!Reader) Part 1It's not so easy loving me,Save Me From Myself (BTTxDepressed!Reader) Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
It gets so complicated.
All the things you've gotta be,
But you're the truth.
I'm amazed by all your patience,
Everything I put you through.
When I'm about to fall,
Somehow you're always waiting.
With your open arms to catch me.
You're gonna save me from myself,
From myself, yes.
You're gonna save me from myself.
“I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop, and if I miss the spaces-” . The tumbling current of notes that had flowed through (Name)’s lips, suddenly stopped, ending in a pain filled shriek. She had missed again. (Name) stared at the thin beads of ruby life that trickled down her fingers and onto the soft wasteland of her palm.
She lifted her hand to her dried lips, and sucked. Her blood tasted of salt and despair. For awhile she just lay sprawled out on her kitchen floor, letting blood drop onto the floor, staining it crimson. She considered just letting herself bleed out. What would it fee
Let's Go To A Bar (BTTxReader)Let's Go To A Bar (BTTxReader)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You sat on the couch lazily with a book. It was a slow Friday afternoon and you had literally NOTHING to do. You weren't even wearing proper clothes, all you wore was a shirt Switzerland had given you for your birthday. It was on clearance, so it really didn't fit, it was too long and almost went down to your knees.
You closed your hardcover copy of Lord of the Rings and yawned. Flopping onto your back, you watched the sunlight streaming into the room. This day was so slow, it would have been more fun watching paint dry. As your eyes started to close, the doorbell rang and you got up with a groan. What now?
Walking to the door, you twisted the door handle, but as soon as you did, the door swung inward and crushed you against the wall.
Three men strutted in like they own the place, at the head of the little group was a very familiar albino. He cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled.
"YO! _____! Vhere are you?!"
You pushed the door and it slammed shut as you peeled off the wall. He
No Touching (France x Reader)No Touching (France x Reader)6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
No Touching (France x Reader)
All Translations are in the description, hope you enjoy!~ :3
“Yes ma chérie?”
“Remove. Your. Hand. From. My. Ass!” you growled before glaring at the Frenchman,
“But it’s so beautiful~” he purred before sliding his other arm around your waist.
Francis, your boyfriend, was kind, loving and affectionate just a little too affectionate, in fact he was so affectionate that some would take it as far as to call him a pervert and you’re the one who had to put up with this so called ‘Pervert’.
Yeah sure at times he could be a little perverted but you wouldn't necessarily call him a pervert just a little… frisky at times and touchy, VERY TOUCHY! And to be honest it was starting to annoy you. You pinched his hand earn
Mochi!Japan x Reader: EpilogueMochi!Japan x Reader: Epilogue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kiku’s View of the Story~
It’s been about a year since Kiku revealed his crush on ____ due to such a complex procedure, but this time he forgot to do one thing.
Thank the person who practically put them together.
He walked until he reached the grassy hill. It was a young night, stars twinkling in the sky like diamonds. The winds were soft and gentle in such a clear night. This place and this night was too familiar to him, as such weather like this has happened before.
And he was just about to meet the same person in the same weather, just like this.
‘such a coincidence’ he smiled at the coincidence
Waiting and waiting, he looked up at the sky, reminiscing all those moments he had together ____, smiling happily.
“Well it seems you’re already here.” a familiar voice brought Kiku back to his senses.
“Hai. I’ve been waiting for you,” He turned around, seeing his ally, Arthur Kirkland, personification of England. He greeted him wit
Depressed-AmericaThis smile.Depressed-America1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Why do I smile so much? I'm so unhappy...
No one likes me. I know that.
They tell me that they hate me and they always make sure I'm not involved in any of their activities.
It hurts. It hurts when nobody likes you.
I always get yelled at for being who I am. I can't help it! I'm the hero, heroes always has to be happy and positive no matter how sad they are.
Still, it's starting to get hard to keep all of it in.
Everytime I give an idea I always get told it's stupid or idiotic and told to sit down and shut up the rest of the meeting. Why do they all hate me?
I just try to lighten the mood since everyone is always in such a bad one.
I like having Tonny as a friend but I wouldn't mind if they came over to my house once in a while. I don't even care if they stay long or not, I just want them to s
Feelings Japan x Reader x Italy chapter 9Feelings Japan x Reader x Italy chapter 91 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(Name) groaned as the sunlight suddenly flashed into her eyes. She pulled her blanket over her head. "Hey, idiota! Get up, I don't have all fucking day." A voice said. (Name)'s blanket was ripped off her. (Name) groaned and sat up.
She looked around the room, her eyes finally landing on Lovino. There was an awkward silence as (Name) and Lovino stared at each other, Lovino with a confused face and (Name) with an emotionless face. (Name) suddenly realized that Lovino was in her room and she jumped off of her bed. She began pushing him out.
"Get out, get out, get out, who said you could be in here?! Get out, Lovi!" (Name) pushed him out of her room and slammed the door in his face.
"You have a friend waiting for you, and don't call me 'Lovi'!" Lovino said through the door. "I can call you Lovi all I want! Lovi, Lovi, Lovi, Lovi, Lovi, Lovi, Lovi, Lov- wait, I have a friend waiting for me?" (Name) stopped her ramblin
Spain x Reader - Lucky Meeting~Spain x Reader - Lucky Meeting~2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed happily, skipping towards the stop, your hands full of many different bags. You had just gone shopping with your friends, after receiving your first pay for your summer job at a cafe. It wasn't that much, but enough to fill your wardrobe with new brand autumn clothes, that you will wear at your new school.
Stopping at the stop, you put your bags on the ground as checked what time your bus will arrive. If you would be in the mood, you could easily make it on foot, but seeing that you were with many bags and your foot already killed you, better ride a few stops and be almost near your house. Good, still five more minutes to wait~ You smiled, rocking on your feet slightly, waiting for the bus.
Though, you couldn't help, but be a bit jealous of your friends, that lived near the mall, while you alone needed to ride here a good way from your living street. Oh well.. Sighing, you just hoped, that the bus would be a new
Spain X Reader- Avert Your EyesSpain X Reader- Avert Your Eyes7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Popsicle was hurled towards you at great speed, spinning as it neared closer to your slouched frame. You flinched as the cold, wrapped treat thumped into your arm and slid down your thighs to the sweltering cement floor.
“Nice catch, my friend!” Antonio threw his head back in laughter as he scrambled up the wall, taking a comfortable seat next to you. Without even a grumble you reached down and grabbed your cold treat, wanting nothing more but for it to be inside of you. The cheap wrapping was discarded immediately before your dry tongue slid over the flavoured ice, savouring the cooling treat.
Your teeth grazed over the frosty surface, the sweet flavour thrilling your taste buds as the cold treat gradually melted on your pink tongue. You breathed out with a delighted sigh, your eyelids sliding down over your vision as you sucked as much flavour from the luscious Popsicle, its colour staining your lips blue. The sweltering sun’s ray beamed on yo
Masky x Reader~ [Part 2]Masky x Reader~ [Part 2]7 months ago in Romance More Like This
You groan in pain. God did your head hurt. You go to rub your head to see if that will re leave some pain. But your hand was binned by the wrist. Your eyes snap open and look to your right, and then to your left. Were the hell where you!!!
The room you were in was surprisingly, homey. It looked like a normal bedroom, desk, stand, dresser. And a chair, with a guy wearing a Mask. Seems like a very nor..mal..room. You do a double take and look back at the guy in the chair. That's when it clicks. Its the pervert that was chasing you with a rock!!
"Hey!! Jason!! Wheres Freddy? "
You snicker at your own little joke. Hey!? If your going to die here your going to die laughing!! At least you say you were a funny person!
"What did you just say?"
"Did i piss Jason off?"
He seems to growl from under the Mask.
Whoa! Wait, did he just call you babe!?
"I'm Not a baby!!"
You can tell he just wanted to smack you right now. You snicker to yourself.
"That's not what i meant, sweetheart"
The Forbidden Fruit (APH) Ch.10The Forbidden Fruit (APH) Ch.102 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Upon entering my home, I noticed Arthur's house keys, garage door opener, and coat laying on my table. Merde. I slouched against the wall, staring at the items. My drooping eyelids answered my dilemma for me, so I collapsed onto the couch. The sun's bright rays, peeking through the blinds woke me up. With a yawn, I began my morning routine before scooping up the items and I running to my car to once again race to the Brit's home. At least it gave me an excuse to see him. I smiled as I remembered yesterday morning. Arthur really did love my crepes. The way he clung to me while crying… I tried to regulate my heartbeat with some deep breathes and calm thoughts for my heartbeat began to race. Drop off his things and leave. Drop off his things and leave, I repeated in my head. Arthur's house seemed rather quiet when I pulled up, which wasn't very unusual considering the Brit. I carefully let myself in, after a quick knock, without a problem. Silence.
Masky x Reader~ [One Shot]Masky x Reader~ [One Shot]10 months ago in Romance More Like This
You lean against a tree, breathing rapidly. This guy just wont give up will he? You peek behind the tree to see if that sharp rock holding, orange sweater wearing, white masked lunatic is still following you. Fortunately, you dont see him coming up the path to follow you. You sigh in relief and turn back around only to screech in alarm. When the lunatic is right in front of you, wielding the rock above his head ready to bash your brains out.
"I dont think so!!"
With that said you raise your foot and kick in hard where the sun dont shine. He drops the rock instantly and double's over holding his crotch groaning. You take this opportunity to do something that just may save your life. You take your hiking book bag off your shoulder and pull a sturdy rope out of it. You use the rope to tie up the guy's hands and feet.
When he recovers from his pain he relieses he cant move his limbs and struggles against the restraints. You snicker at his misfortune.
"Now tell me! Why were you
Glitchy Red x !Depressed!Reader pt 1Key: (Y/n) Your first NameGlitchy Red x !Depressed!Reader pt 11 year ago in Settings More Like This
(e/c) Eye color
(h/l) hair length
(h/c) Hair color
Everything meant nothing to you now. Your boyfriend broke up with you for another chick you never really liked. Just flat out dumped you. At home, your parents were never there really because for one: they were wealthy, and two: they were always out of town so you could take care of yourself. One thing that did make you happy was reading Creepy Pasta stories. Your favorite was Glitchy Red, because you liked Pokemon. Although he never talked you thought he looked like a sweetheart. Lost Silver was sweet too but Red was your most favorite.
Although today at school you saw a kid that looked like Red. He had the black hair, reddish brown eyes, he always wore a red cap, red and white hoodie, and black jeans. You never talked to him before, but every once in a while you would catch him from the corner of your eye looking at you. Because of the recent events with your ex-boyfriend you wouldn’t t