Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Part 1Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Kar-Kit~!" You said behind the troll in question, using your fifth nickname on the list you made up this morning.
"What, [Name]? I'm a littl-" He turned to you and glared. "-Okay, I am just getting used to the FIRST nickname you've given me today. No more! Now go away, fuckass."
"B-but..." You pulled out your secret weapon, the ultimate weapon- fake tears. He seemed to recoil and for a moment you could swear you saw his cheeks flush red for a moment before he shook his head.
"F-fine. You can stay. What do you want?" He finally managed.
"Well.... Equius, Nepeta, Eridan-" He scowled, but you ignored it, "-Feferi, Gamzee, John, Jade, Dave, Rose, Kanaya, Vriska, Terezi-" Karkat noticed that you seemed a little sad when you said Terezi's name, but brushed it off as a lack of breath, "-Sollux, and Tavros have all agreed to let me take them to this really cool place at this river that lets you rent inner tubes and go into the river that's really fun and nice and-"
"So, everyone then?" Karkat
Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6GC1Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6 Golden Coins Part 1Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6GC13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Getting to the Root of the problem
One day, Bowser was sitting on his throne, listening to a Troopa read aloud the list of issues that Bowser's kingdom was currently having.
"...There's been a strange plague that's been causing all of our livestock to swell up and develop spots..."
"Uh-huh. Spotty balloon animals. Check. Let's get that kooky doctor fortune teller person guy. Schedule an abduction for 3:00 AM."
"...There's been a rash of rashes among the goombas. Apparently, a fungus has invaded our kingdom and seems to have taken a liking to our mushroomy soldiers."
"So, in other words, they're like toads."
The troopa gave his king a quizzical look.
"It's a joke." Bowser growled, before the troopa burst into a fit of fake laughter.
"G-Good one, my liege! Anyways, sir... if I might suggest, it would probably be best to--"
Bowser would have roared in
Yoshi's Missing Shoes Ch. 1Yoshi's Missing Shoes Chapter 1: Of Koopas and BrothersYoshi's Missing Shoes Ch. 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
DISCLAIMER: Goombach © Me, Everything else © Nintendo
If you don't like tickling, don't read
Yoshi had finally arrived at Toad Town. After that great ordeal with the Goomba King, he was quite exhausted.
"Yoshi, you seem exhausted," said Goombach, pointing out the obvious, "We should stop at a Toad House."
Yoshi, nodding tiredly, went straight for the nearest Toad House. It didn't take long at all to get a bed to rest in, though the Toad House toad seemed to blab on a bit about how, in a year or two, the Toad Houses would stop being financed by the government and become privatized. Yoshi didn't really care, he was just tired.
And so he slept...
Goombach looked at his notes while Yoshi slept. It would seem that his private obsession was becoming of use. "How Ironic," Goombach thought to himself, making mental notes in
Bowser's Mirth Potions 4Bowser's Mirth Potions #4: Return to the Jungle of LaughalavaBowser's Mirth Potions 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. Don't read if you don't like tickling.
Chapter 4: Back to the Beginning
Bowser's clown copter flew through the air, over the ocean. Holding a pair of binoculars, he looked around.
"Time to go back to that jungle and see what else there is..." Bowser thought to himself, grinning.
Fondly, he remembered it. Some time after Mario made his airship crash, he wound up in the jungles of that island, stranded from his troops. Unfortunately, he had triggered a pirahna plant's trap, wrapped in its coils.
That was when his life changed. The plant somehow injected something into him, though he couldn't tell how. As he was being injected, the plant used its feather leaves to tickle him all over. At first, he was in complete agony, wishing it would end. But as time passed, he found himself enjoying the tickli
Tickle Tiger Style Revenge (Cruel Version)Tiger Style 2 Revengeance (Cruel Version)Tickle Tiger Style Revenge (Cruel Version)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Ryan? Is that you?”
The white tiger recognized the voice and turned away from the cafe’s counter, looking for the source of the greeting.
“Hey, it’s me!” a golden tiger waved from one of the tables behind him.
“Urgh.” Ryan grumbled under his breath.
Zack. His old sensei. Ryan thought he’d never have to see him again.
“Come over here! Let’s catch up.” He wore his usual cocky smile.
Ryan relented and brought his coffee up to the table, sitting down opposite to his previous master.
“What are you doing around here? I hadn’t seen you in so long.” The older tiger eagerly asked, laying his forearms on the table for support.
“My dojo is up there, around the corner. And what are YOU doing here, trying to get some converts?”
Zack laughed “Ha! No. I have a new dojo, the rent is cheaper. It’s a block from here, this is the nearest caf&
Bowser's Mirth Potions 3Bowser's Mirth Potions #3: Cirque de SoleBowser's Mirth Potions 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser isn't owned by me, he's owned by Nintendo, yada yada. Warnings from previous Mirth Potions chapters apply.
Chapter 3: Carnival of Laughter
"Thank the stars for internet," Bowser said to himself. He hadn't thought to look on it before, but there was a whole website devoted to people who loved being tickling and being tickled. It was simply called "Laughing Shell", started by something of a generic koopa. Though surprisingly, many different kinds of species subscribed. It wasn't surprising for him to notice that one of the members was known as the "GhostlyTicklerK1Ng". No need to guess who that was.
Signing on as "MirthSpikeshell", Bowser took some time to lurk, introducing himself, and eventually even found himself chatting with the others. They even had a chatroom set up. That was when Bowser learned of an interesting place...
Kirby's Ordeal in Whispy WoodsThe little round Star Warrior named Kirby was taking a walk through Whispy Woods. The Pink puff ball had his big smile on his face like he always does. Whispy had asked him to the woods for some fun. He didn't know what fun Whispy meant but he eagerly sped off to the woods . He was very close to Whispy now. However the little star warrior failed to notice some blue powder blow towards him. He caught a whiff of it and then just two minutes after everything went black.Kirby's Ordeal in Whispy Woods2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He opens his eyes to find that for some reason the trees in front of him were upside down. He looked up and got his answer. His ankles were tied together to a branch dangling him upside down. He did'nt know what was going on.
"Pyo?" Kirby wondered.
The tree in front of him turned around to reveal the face of Whispy. He sighed in relief that it was just his friend who had him tied up for some reason. His smile returned to his face not really caring what Whispy was planning, just knows it'll be fun.
"Hello Kirby, did y
A Dark Woodland Tickle StoryThe two dirty rats dragged the shackled beaver through the dark corridor towards the Arche of torment, his body trembling in fear of the fate that awaited him the cold abrasive stone floor grazed his rump, occasionally catching his matted brown fur in small cracks and nooks, making him shuffle uncomfortably from the pinch, the rats noticed this and in amusement suddenly came to a halt.A Dark Woodland Tickle Story5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The taller rat knelt to face him and talked with a breath of dry rot
"masters going to have some fun with you, and judging by your sensitive nature" he reached out and ran a greasy claw down the beavers tummy, who choked back a laugh, lurching in response, "he will have you screaming mercy for hours". He cackled to with fatter friend who intervened with a heavy thickness to his voice "I hear he likes to surprise his victims first do you like surprises Warflan?"
The beaver looked up through his silver fringe, his eyes where clear deep black and vaguely shimmered by the d
Punishment - Reader x Loki - Chapter OneThe music in the club was pounding loudly in your ears and deep within your heart. You and your friends were here, dancing to the rhythms. It was hot in here, over some hundred people on one flashing dance floor. A lot of you already had at least one drink and people were stumbling over others. The air was heavy with the smell of sweat, alcohol and perfume. Bodies were bumping everywhere as you all danced, but it didn't matter. You were somewhere in the center of the dance floor, a song you liked had just ended and you were parched so you walk through the waves of people bouncing to the fast, upcoming beat of another song. You were half way out of the crowd, when you noticed a man looking at you from up ahead. He looked very different, but different in a good way. He had long, black hair combed back with a lot of hair gel and a smirk painted across his face. That smile, it was as if he was just testing you. Testing your sense of will which was already dulled down by the drinks you hadPunishment - Reader x Loki - Chapter One3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Avengers: A Beach Day 1I had been friends with The Avengers for a couple months now. And they're not as annoying or obnoxious as you would think. Well, they're nice to me, at least. And as a 'thank you' gift, I decided to take them to the sound in Riverhead. Reeves Park, to be exact. This was a quiet and friendly place that has access to the sound at one end. I've been going here since I was born, and now my grandparents live here. So, this was easy for me to do.The Avengers: A Beach Day 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Avengers said they would meet me at the beach (I know it's the sound, but to make it easier, I'm calling it the beach. Sorry if this bothers you). And after I offered this to them, I went to Loki. He was skeptical at first, but I think I convinced him.
Loki and I arrived first. We set our chairs, blanket, and umbrella down. And I showed him how to set up the umbrella. Loki looked strange in swim trunks to me. I think it was mainly because I was so used to seeing him with that heavy armor over many layers of clothing. It was nice to s
Ticklish WorkoutNathan smiled widely while his hand raised, waving an hello at the gorilla opening the gym's door. The sun shone brightly above him, but he'd been able to see Marion's shadow through the glass door.Ticklish Workout1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Heya, Marion. How're ya doin', ya big lug?"
"Took your sweet time to arrive, carriage-puller." The gorilla grinned as he took his friend's hand and shook it firmly.
"It's this damn heat" he complained, rubbing the back of his head. His mane felt moist with sweat already. "Trainin' hasn't even started and I'm already sweatin' a small brook."
"Gonna get worse for you, pony." The gorilla stepped back into the building as soon as Nathan held the door "Three months without stepping into a gym? Last time I went one and a half my body felt like it'd burn up the next morning." And he looked straight into the horse's eye "You're gonna suffer today, buddy."
"Hmph." Nathan blew through his nose "I been active. City boy like you, think you'd survive in a farm?" he pushed his bangs away from his eyes "
The Tickle TroupeOne evening during the lovely month of June, Lester Hopper, a light orange bunny rabbit, was cooking up some carrot stew to feed his little belly. He just got back from a long day of delivering mail to the resident of Paw Valley and thought that he would have a relaxing night! He was off the next two days, but he really couldn't think of anything interesting to do. So then after he finish cooking he walk to his living room with a big bowl of carrot stew and turned on his television.The Tickle Troupe5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Lester wondered who was coming over for a visit at 8:00 PM at night, he wasn't actually expecting anyone, but he placed his bowl on the coffee table in front of him and went to the door. Lester knew better than to just open his door right away. "Hello, who is it?" It was pretty quite outside, but Lester thought that he heard a little giggling outside.
Lester was a little disturbed by the fact that no one answered him right away. "I can hear you children
FANFICTIONS INVOLVING RAPEPSA ABOUT WRITING FANFICTIONFANFICTIONS INVOLVING RAPE2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
TW: Rape, Discussion about Rape, etc.
I know some of you guys aren't aware of this, but it is not okay to write any fanfiction where someone is a rapist, is being raped, or anything like that. Rape is a very very very sensitive topic, and it is never okay to write a fanfiction about it that glorifies it and makes it out less of a horrible thing than it really is. I've seen this used in many a fanfiction and its upsetting to see good characters turned into monsters by fanfiction writers. (notable examples of these characters include: France from Hetalia, and Cronus from Homestuck) Now before you say things like: "but it's just a fanfiction!" "it's not real!" "it's not hurting anyone!" "but [insert character here] is a rapist so it's okay!"
PLEASE LISTEN: None of these are valid excuses, or likely true in the slightest. There is NEVER an excuse for writing about rape in this way. Rape is a horrible horrible crime tha
I Didn't Do ItTrisha gasps in dismay when she sees her two children sitting in the kitchen floor. Positioned behind Alphonse, Edward quickly hides a pair of scissors behind his back, the movement lifting his leg enough to reveal goldenrod hair piled underneath.I Didn't Do It3 years ago in Humor More Like This
They both look at her with timorous expressions.
Later that day finds the woman combing her elder son's hair, having already thoroughly lectured him about what he did to Al being wrong, even if the younger had consented.
That's when she notices it.
"Ed, when you were cutting your brother's hair, did you cut some of your own, too?"
"Nuh-uh," the child denies easily.
The mother frowns. "Edward, now don't lie to me. Did you also cut your hair?"
"You're not in any more trouble. I just want you to tell the truth."
"Now, young man, I said you won't get in trouble, but you're about to if you insist on lying to me. This is your last chance."
"I'm not lying, Mom!"
Trisha exasperatedly demands, "Then would you explai
Dearest LoveDearest Love3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He stood there silently, gazing out the window. The soft light of evening shone on his face. She walked up to him and slipped her arms around him. She pressed her forehead against his back feeling it's warmth. His hands held hers, their fingers intertwined. She felt his body shift as he turned toward her. His hands slipped around her waist and pulled her closer to him. His body warmed her own. He ran one hand up her back and through her hair. Then gently caressed her face. Both his hands were now holding her face. He leaned in closer, his breath tickling her face. She closed the gap between them. Their lips meeting. A kiss, warm and soft. After a moment he pulls away, his soft blue eyes gazing into hers.
"I Love You." he whispers. She smiles and leaning in close again kisses him. Once again they pull apart and she whispers, "I Love You, too."
Frases epicas de Dross-Yo soy... bueno, como decirlo de una manera que no resulte... Verán, yo soy... director... de cortometrajes... pornográficos. Sí.Frases epicas de Dross3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
-Sí. Con tu mamá. Y le pongo panties, pantimedias de esas que se suben por los muslos hasta la cintura, y que la cubre todo, para que cuando me la coja las piernas le hagan así, mira, como una tijera. Cuando fornico con tu madre llevo sal, para matar a las babosas que le salen cada vez que abre las piernas. Cuando copulo con tu progenitora, llevo ajo, para echárselo a los cangrejos, a los cangrejos que, que, que le asoman así por la hendidura, los jalo y ¡aaaaam! Tronch... como. Huevón. ¿Por qué no vas a hacerle esa pregunta al coño de tu madre? o mejor dicho, el coño de tu padre, porque tu padre tiene coño, ya que es travesti, y en realidad es tu madre... Lo que viene a colocarte a tí como el hijo... del lechero.
-"Aaaay, Droooss, porque eres tan groseroooo" Anda a cagar, no jo
Bowser's Mirth Potions 5Bowser's Mirth Potions #5: FinaleBowser's Mirth Potions 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: I don't own Bowser. I do own the Mirth Potions.
NoHandsTickler: aw shit, she's caling me 4 that. cya l8er d00dz
ShellFeather: See ya!
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Kyahahaha, you play nice now!
NoHandsTickler: shut it lol
NoHandsTickler has signed off.
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Well then, lets, leik, totally talk about Bowser
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Dude? are you there?
ShellFeather: Sorry. Bowser hasn't been in the castle at all lately. I'm kinda worried.
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Oh? Let it all out, King Bootickle is here for you
ShellFeather: ...It's not like I have a crush on him or anything! I mean, wanting to tickle your boss is normal for people like us, right?
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: I wouldn't know. King, remember?
ShellFeather: Ah, right...
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: ...But I think I understand i
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing KidneyJohn woke up to the sound of Sherlock snoring. The detective was sprawled over him like an octopus, and John estimated his snoring to be roughly 2,5 on Richter scale he had become quite good at determining that.Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Kidney3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John pried himself from Sherlock's death grip and left the bed for kitchen. On the way there he glanced around the flat. Nothing was out of ordinary: Sherlock's experiments were scattered around the living room, the skull was in its place on the mantelpiece, the unicorn was standing in the corner, peacefully munching on hay... Wait, what?!
"...What?" Sherlock murmured.
"What the hell did you put in my tea last night?!" John asked and pouted. Sherlock grumbled something illegible to his pillow as an answer.
"There's a bloody unicorn in our flat!" John shouted.
"Yes, her name is Twilight Sparkle. What of it?"
The unicorn lifted her head.
"Sherlock! It's talking to me! Should I be worried?"
"You sure?" John frowned worriedly.
"But we ca
Can't Hold Us ParodyAy, ay, ay,Can't Hold Us Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Good to see you, buy the box, let's go,
Yeah, let's go,
OK, uh, alright, OK,
Spawn in as a ghost, get up!
What is it, where are we, what it this, we don't know.
Looking for a better way to get up out of here,
Instead of meeting with the guys and making a new plan.
Get up! Fresh out, mobster walking, little bit of humble, you better have some caution,
Conspiracy between the Weasel and Handsome. Mobster gang, nope, nope yall cant copy,
Yup. O4, moon walking, this here is our party, my posse's been in Broadway,
And we did it our way.
Escape plan, I get the parts and fueled it up, and I'll do everything I'll even build it,
And yet Im dead.
Let the warden spwan and I'll take him down,
Got that swat team suit and smoke greanades.
No way, stand my ground and stick around for those rounds,
But I do that to pass the time, and wait for my escape.
Trust me. I am a F-R-E-E M-O-B-S-T-E-R n' I ain't afraid,
On the bridge since round fourte
I wanted to grow old with youI wanted to grow old with you:I wanted to grow old with you2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
turn grey and fade away, subdued.
To walk with you through all the years
and face, as one, our darkest fears.
We'd burn too brightly for this Earth
and share in sorrow and in mirth;
to each the other's soul would bare
and twice the love, at once, declare.
For each would know the other's mind
and there a perfect solace find;
we would be two, though as one known –
discrete though merged & mingled grown.
I wanted to grow old, it's true:
turn grey and fade to dust with you.
Things That Prussia Cannot DoThings That I,Things That Prussia Cannot Do4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Great Prussia,
Am No Longer Allowed To Do
( But will still do anyway. )
1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.
2. Even if Scotland joins me.
3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.
4. Germany will lecture me.
5. For the gazillionth time.
6. And I hate his lectures.
7. They're boring as all hell.
8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.
9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.
10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.
11. Or " My anus is bleeding."
12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGG."
13. No matter HOW bored I am.
14. Switzerland will kill me for saying words I shouldn't say in front of Lichtenstein.
15. I shouldn't call Switzerland 'Sir Cocks-alot'.
16. No matter how many times he cocks his gun.
17. I will get shot with said gun.
18. No, not the sexual innuendo 'gun', either.
19. The actual gun.
Bowser's Mirth Potions 2Bowser's Mirth Potions #2: Haunted Mansion of King BootickleBowser's Mirth Potions 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. People who do not like tickling, or male nipples in a non-sexual context, or fanfics shouldn't be reading this.
Bowser, thanks to an encounter in an unknown jungle, discovered a plant's venom that slightly alters the victim's mind to make them enjoy tickling. Having reverse-engineered it into a set of nearly unlimited potions, he takes a vacation from Princess-napping and seeks out ticklish adventures.
After enduring - or, should I say, enjoying - the trials of the Pyramid of Ticklekhamen, Bowser acquired a special throne that will tickle the person sitting in it. Not satisfied with that, he moves onto a haunted house where it's said that agonized laughter can be heard from its decrepit halls...
Chapter 2: Having a Boo Old Laugh.
Bowser stood in front of the path to the haunted mansion, a potion bottle in his hand.
The Secret of the Feet-The Story (My Feet-Male)I really and truly appreciate the wonderful comments, the great requests and all the faving of the photos of my feet that I take and I do love taking. So all this story is is a reference and answer to all questions I get in comments and *notes* that I also receive.The Secret of the Feet-The Story (My Feet-Male)2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
First my feet are rather large. They are a size 10 1/2" EEE and being a former athlete, a former steelworker and then a construction worker I tried and did rather well in taking care of them. Yes as a kid I had a hard time getting shoes, still do to this day.
Secondly as many of the experiences I wrote about that I had and all these pictures I took I never had a true tie and extended foot tickle or tickle session period. I have been tied on occasion by my Wife and quickly tickled but I'll get into that later on those reactions so basically I don't know how my feet and body would react. I don't know if I would thrash, buck, jump, twist, etc. As far as laughter I don't know either. I don't know if I would laugh loudly, scream,
Bowser's Mirth Potions 1Bowser's Mirth Potion #1: The Pyramid of TicklekhamenBowser's Mirth Potions 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: If you are weirded out by excessive tickling, male characters having nipples when they normally don't, weird situations, and the idea that someone would even want to create a potion that lets them enjoy tickling, then don't complain if you DO read this. If you don't mind, then keep on reading.
Bowser and all other Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.
Prologue - Birth of Mirth
Bowser, thanks to an odd adventure he had while lost in a forest, discovered something most interesting. While tickling is quite unbearable for him normally, thanks to a tickle-obsessed Pirahna plant's venom, he was able to actually enjoy being tickled... while the venom was in effect.
Before the venom could flush out, Bowser ordered his Scienkoopas, intelligent troopas who had been assigned to use their brains rather than their brawn, to take a blood sample and identify the venom, claiming it could ha