Akatsuki PicnicDeidara, have you seen my nail polish? Itachi stuck his head into Sasoris room, where the two artists were creating an abstract piece of art, a.k.a. a big lump of charred wood.Akatsuki Picnic7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Deidara looked too innocent for Itachis liking. He burst into the room and began to root through all the drawers.
Dont lie, I know you did.
Dont open that one! Deidara yelled. It was too late for Itachi. In a burst of sizzling smoke and flame, the drawer blew up and singed a good part of Itachis ponytail off.
Eeeek! Itachi felt his hair frantically. How much is burned? Tell me! He shoved his ponytail into Deidaras face.
Deidara turned away and frowned. Im not going to tell you anything. Those were my favorite clay creations, and you detonated them.
Broken bonds Chapter FourChapter FourBroken bonds Chapter Four4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I didn't know if I should. He was right, I never really felt loved, and no one had ever fully accepted me, and if they knew I had a curse mark from Orochimaru, what would they think now?
"Alright. I'll do it." I said, Slightly shaking. "Good, What are your plans?" Kabuto asked. "My plans... Are that I will come and see you for as long as no one finds anything out, I will tell them this mission was a failure, But I will continue spying on you." I said, being honest with him. "And how do I trust you?" He said with suspicion. "Here, I'll let you see." I placed my hand on his fore head and allowed him to see the inside of my mind, the truths and both lie, so he would know what he liked. After a few moments, he moved his head back and said. "So, let me get this right, you originally had not intention whatsoever
The Golden ManipulatorPrologueThe Golden Manipulator6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a normal day at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Children were running around playing and laughing while their guardians kept a watchful eye on them. A small girl went over to Pirate Cove and looked at the curtains that were closed. She wanted to see the red-furred fox that was behind there.
“Momma, why can’t the fox come out yet?” the little girl asked.
“It’s not time for him to, sweetie,” the mother replied. “He’ll be out soon, okay?”
The little girl ran off to play while she waited for the fox’s time to come out. She went over to where Freddy, Bunny, and Ducky were at, and smiled up at the robotic animals. They smiled down at the girl, and the purple rabbit pat her on the head, making her giggle and chuckle.
“Hello!” she greeted.
“Hello little girl,” they greeted her.
“How are you today?”
“Good!” the girl charmed.
“That’s good to
Naruto Boys x Reader Out of This World part one You sat on your bed as you do every night. The only light is the dim flicker of your laptop. You shivered slightly and pulled a blanket around you. Sure, it was cold, but you weren't about to break out the warm clothes in the middle of July. So you wore black booty shorts and a (f/c) t-shirt that was a bit too small. You sighed as you finished reading another fanfic online. You shut your laptop and stretched a bit. "Sleep is for the weak.." You mumbled, searching for your tv remote. You found it and happily turned on the tv, switching the input to your roku which held a paused episode of naruto on hulu. You pressed play and watched in a groggy silence.Naruto Boys x Reader Out of This World part one10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When the episode was over you were half asleep, struggling to keep open your eyes. Turning off the tv, you the the covers into your body, snuggling up to your pillow. "I wish I lived in the naruto world.." You mumbled.
Your window flew open, blowing the posters on your walls, su
AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 11Not even an hour after the meeting had ended, Pein heard the sound of someone pounding on his door with enough force to break it down. The leader sighed and rose from his bed, making sure to mark the page in his book before setting it down. Looks like it was time to partake in whatever training program the Jashinists had in store for the Akatsuki.AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 114 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Much to his surprise, however, when he opened the door he found not a violent zealot eager to train the newest recruits, but rather his best friend Zetsu. "Zetsu? Since when do you knock?"
"Pein, we need to talk right now," Zetsu whispered urgently. "It's an emergency."
Pein looked over his shoulder at the other members. Deidara and Sasori were buried in a conversation, apparently deciding that if it was just Zetsu at the door they didn't need to immediately fear for their lives or concern themselves with what was going on. Konan, however, was looking directly at the pair, eyes
[Deidara x Reader] Ice Cream one-shot[Deidara x Reader] Ice Cream one-shot2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Akatsuki were taking a vacation at the beach, and so that means, swimming, eating barbeque or snacks, volleyball, sun tanning and sand castles!
"Waii~[name]-chan! Let's build a sand castle!" A young man with an orange lollipop mask in black trunks and a hyper voice called out to a calm [hair color] haired girl in a [color] swimsuit.
Glancing at her senpai, [name] smiled softly and called back, "I'm going to get some ice cream, so I won't build a sand castle yet! Maybe later!"
She could see the disappointment in Tobi's actions, but he brightened again when he decided to jump in the ocean. Oh boy....
Getting ice cream for herself to have after feeling famished and thirsty, she gets her favorite [flavor] ice cream and walks while licking away at it. [name] almost walked into another person, but luckily, she didn't.
Looking up, [name] saw Deidara who looked at her, kind of glad to see her.
"Getting ice cream? Un." He asked.
"Yeah. You getting food, too?" [name] r
Sasori x Doll!Reader My One and Only [PART ONE]Sasori x Doll!Reader My One and Only [PART ONE]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Sasori walked into his room, sitting at his desk. Once again, he was working on a formula. Suddenly, he angrily crumples up the paper and threw it at the trash can, missing. The crumpled paper rolled by and hit your foot. Sasori glanced to the side before his eyes widened. “I’m sorry, (Your Name)” He picked up the paper, placing it in the trash. You had no reply. “One day…you’ll live…” He stroked your long (Hair Colour) Locks.
You see, Sasori has been recently working on making his creations real. One day, when he was lonely, you were made. However, still lifeless. Thusly, he’s been cooped up in his room figuring out exactly how to make you move without strings. No matter how much he tried, nothing worked. “Why…can’t I figure out the formula for life…” He sighed, sitting back at his desk. Pencil in hand, he began writing once more.
Time Skip: Few Days Later
Still cooped up in his room, he noti
Deidara xReader 19You woke up early in 4:45 a.m. seeing your friends beside you, Ino and Sakura were snoring, Hinata was dreaming about Naruto..AGAIN.While Tsunade was drooling with a bottle in her hand.You got up the floor and into the bathroom to take a shower, after that, you wrapped your body in a towel as you looked outside the window and saw it was raining.Deidara xReader 191 year ago in Romance More Like This
You: I guess Suigetsu will be coming today..better get a sword.
You hurriedly changed your clothes and brought your sword.As you went downstairs to look for the case, you heard a knock on your door you were expecting it to be Suigetsu but when you opened it, there was Tobi standing there.
Tobi: Shh..____-sempai, you might wake up your friends.
You: Tobi what are you doing here? And how did you know this is where I live?
Tobi: Hmm..Hidan told Tobi and the others!
You: Curse that immortal...
Tobi: Anyway..____-sempai, what's with the outfit? You seem in a hurry today.
You: I'm meeting someone and don't disturb me.
You gave Tob
Naruto Group X Kiddnapped Reader Chapter 4Naruto Group X Kiddnapped Reader Chapter 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
The man with the mask walked into a room, and soon after, the girl with blue-ish black hair came back out. “Hey, Kakashi said that since cops are most likely looking for you he said you are better off staying here then going home” You honestly didn’t mind not having contact with your family for a little. The only one who really cares about you is your father, and he had said not to contact him until you got on your own two feet.
Hinata expended her hand to you “Hi, I’m Hinata. You are?” you slowly took her hand and shook it. “I-I’m _____” She smiled at you “Don’t worry, you can just make yourself at home. Sasuke, Shino, and Garra are pretty quiet people so there laid back. As you probably know, Naruto is very violent, but so is Ino. Shikamaru” She pointed to the guy by the door “Is pretty lazy, as is Choji.
Kiba is pretty sexually and playful at times, but he’s a good person once you know him. Lee and t
Doll!SasoriXReader-The cursed doll part 9Doll!SasoriXReader-The cursed doll part 91 year ago in Drama More Like This
That morning, the death of Hidan and Deidara still weighed pretty deep on everyone's mind. Nobody spoke to one another, the place was just silent. It bothered you a bit but to Sasori, it was like music to his ears. The fear he gave them was all too satisfying but he would never let you see that.
He didn't want you to. He was your little doll. That's how he wanted it to stay for if you found out what he truly could do, you'd abandon him. He wouldn't be able to bear that. Not again..
The thought made Sasori cling tighter to you and tense up. Noticing this, you lift Sasori's face gently with your hands and look him in the eyes.
"Sasori, what's the matter today?"you ask. Sasori was silent for a moment but then a small smile came to his lips.
"Nothing. I'm just happy that I have you.."he says as sweet as he could. You blush and run a hand lightly through his crimson locks.
"Aww...you're so cute Sasori."you giggled. Sasori smiled and climbed onto the couch next to you. He rested his head in
AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 1"So that's the long and short of it," Pein concluded. The leader had pulled over to the side of the road after putting a safe distance between the group and the gas station, and was currently sitting in the back of the van explaining the situation to them.AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Damn," was all Kisame had to say. Fortunately, the rest of the group had a bit more to add.
"How the hell did this shit happen?!" Hidan demanded.
"Well, let's think. Sasori entered a dorm room in the middle of the night, snatched Deidara, and brought him back. Shortly thereafter, we left for seemingly no reason at all, completely abandoning the house. What the hell did you think was going to happen?"
"Something not bad?" Tobi guessed.
Konan shook her head in disbelief. "In any case, what are we going to do now?"
"We need to hide out somewhere until the proper authorities can be contacted and have this mess straightened out. It would be best to approach them rather than them find us and take us in forcibly. Therefore, I recomm
my little doll (Sasori x reader)chapter 1 "(y/n)!" yelled Deidara. "what is it Deidara?" you said opening the door.my little doll (Sasori x reader)chapter 11 year ago in Settings More Like This
"im going out for a while and the others won't be here for a couple of hour,un" said Deidara
" oh, alright, don't worry Deidara" you replied.
*later Deidara leaves*
'hmmm......im so bored' you though. "i know! ill go out and do some shopping!" you said to yourself. " Good thing my 15th birthday was yesterday and i got a bunch of money from everyone.." you said smiling ''...well except Kakuzu that is, he didn't give me as much." you said frowning.
So you put on a blue top and jeans and got a small bag to carry your money in.
You stopped by an old antique shop to look around. you turned and saw a small, red-haired doll of a boy. you went to see it better. You noticed it had pale brown eyes and a little paper stuck to it " My dear son....Sasori" you read.
"i see you found Sasori" said lady chiyo
" He is very cute" you giggled.
"have you heard the story?" lady chiyo asked. ''story? no ,
Letter for the deceased.Letter for the deceased.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I am writing to validate my... Emotions.
As i have a serious difficulty in expressing my deepest feelings in fear of being vulnerable, i figured writing them down would probably clear my head... Somehow.
I know you are gone... The hardest thing i have ever had to come to terms with and accept... And i am not stating this lightly. As i am now in complete solitude, i only have my thoughts and memories to keep me company... Even so, i am certain this is nothing compared to the agony you had to live with each and everyday.
Growing up in the Uchiha household, i thought life couldn't get any better, this being when i was very young. We had a happy, healthy family. A wonderful network of people linked together and bonded by blood. Life was simple and i was happy.
Everytime i got to spend time with my big brother, i was on cloud nine. You... Itachi. You were so cool, so strong and smart. I wanted to grow up and be just like you. Just like my Nii-san... You were my hero.
I would train h
truth or dare! Deidara x reader"Dare!"truth or dare! Deidara x reader11 months ago in Romance More Like This
"I dare you too admit your love of Deidara-sempai!"
Your face turned red. You have been liking Deidara for a while but with your missions you had no time to be in a relation ship.
"I-isn't that more of t-truth" you muttered.
"Ok I dare you to KISS him!"
"W-what?!" Yelled Deidara with his face going red.
"Why are you going into my biz like that?!" You argued
"Come its just a kiss dont act like a b**** " cursed hidan
"How would like it if I made you kiss someone? " "sure"
"Then kiss kakuzu hot shot" you said evily.
"Ok gosh sheesh come on though just do it!"
You whimper as you get closer to Deidara. You were very close to his face and both of you were burning red.
Every member (accept sasori who started to play with a small puppet) paid close attention waiting to see you kiss.
"Pssst kakuzu....ill give ya 5 bucks if you push them together already" whispered konan to kakuzu. "Fine" kakuzu pushed you and you fell on top of Deidara not to mention
AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 3"Tobi! Where did he go? Why are you asking me? I wasn't-hey, there he is." The missing teen was lying in the middle of a clearing, staring up at the sky with his arms outstretched beside him. Tobi lay completely still, motionless save for the occasional rise and fall of his chest. "Dumb kid probably wore himself out," Zetsu muttered to himself as he approached the younger male. "Tobi!"AKATSUKI ON THE RUN part 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The masked teen's response was to tilt his head backwards, getting an upside-down view of his boyfriend as he reclined on the ground. "Zetsu, Tobi can't find any bears."
"Canadian bears sleep longer!"
"Wow, Zetsu is smart!" Both halves of Zetsu grinned at this.
Tobi finally worked up the effort to move his body into a sitting position and looked at Zetsu over his shoulder. "Does Zetsu want to sit with Tobi?"
The hacker nodded and seated himself at the trunk of a mighty oak, leaving his
Gaara X Reader chapter 3. WorthlessGaara X Reader chapter 3. Worthless2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
~ Ch. 3.
You couldn’t believe it. You had fought him….whoa. Did he win? Did you win? Was it a draw? You tried to remember but it hurt. You cried out in pain clutching your head. It was a pulsating pain. It was synched with your heart beat. Then you remembered what happened it hurt horribly you screamed in pain you heard footsteps approaching as you fell back the pillows.
“(Name)-san! Are you alright?” a female voice asked urgently. You couldn’t answer due to the pain and plus you didn’t hear her anyway.
Everything was going black…
Your dream showed you the memory…you were watching yourself.
You walked into the tower with your teammates. You took out the scrolls opened them and threw them away from your person. It was a summoning justsu. Your sensei appeared and congratulated you on getting through.
“I had no help from these two.” I said grimly. The two didn’t deny it they hung their heads in shame.
Things to do in the Akatsuki1. Run around the hideout like a chicken with your head cut off.Things to do in the Akatsuki6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2. Hold a box of pocky infront of Itachi.
3. Eat fish by Kisame.
4. Boil vegetables while Zetsu is in the room.
5. Hide your money from Kakuzu.
6. Poke Hidan's scythe and try not to get killed.
7. Steal Tobi's mask.
8. Attash chakra strings to Sasori, make him dance.
9. Fight with Deidara about true art.
10. Learn origami from Lady Konan.
11. Talk to Pein and get him to reply.
12. Fallow someone on their mission.
13. Stare at the statue holding the Bijuus.
14. Watch an old movie with everyone, see who cries.
15. Wear a jacket.
16. Dress up Deidara like a girl.
17. Tape Kakuzu for a week, maybe he's a ballerina.
18. Scream "OH MY GAWD!!! IT'S SASUKE!!!" then when Itachi perks up say "sorry
it was just Temari's fan..."
19. Pretend you are a god.
20. Fake your own death.
21. Find a way to have fun.
22. Read this again.
How To Annoy The AkatsukiHOW TO ANNOY THE AKATSUKI:How To Annoy The Akatsuki7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Remind him constantly that little Sasuke was KAWAI!
Keep Repeating The Phrase ' You lack Hatred'
Ask him why he killed his clan.
If he tells you, answer with 'Why?'
Every morning tell him to take his happy pills.
Always try to persuade him to taken anger management classes to get rid of his 'Negative Energy'
Run around like a wild maniac.
Run around like a wild maniac with Deidara.
(Whether female or male) Self proclaim yourself to be his one true love.
Buy a ring and tell everyone he proposed.
Put eyeliner on him when he sleeps and when he finds in tell him he looks 'Smexy'
Scratch a smiley face on his forehead protector.
Ask him if he wants Hidan to pray for his soul.
Buy an annoying puppy for Itachi; Call him Sasuke.
Refer to him as the 'Uchiha Prodigy' ALL the time.
Get Sasori to make an 'Itachi' puppet
Play with the puppet in front of him.
Tell him that he 'Missed a spot' when referring to Itachi leaving Sasuke alive.
Sing 'Your A Mean One, Mr Gr
One More Time. Naruto X Reader Part 1One More Time. Naruto X Reader Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Just one more time. I want you to come at me with everything you've got. Don't hold back.” Naruto grounded himself down into his stance, readying himself for your future attack. “Let's do this already.”
“How are you not tired yet? We've been at this all morning long.” Slumped over and breathing heavily, you tried to summon up enough of your chakra to launch another attack. “Can't we at least take a short lunch break before we continue? We should have eaten something over an hour ago."
“We can eat after this next practice run.” He readjusted his stance and beckoned you to start with a slight movement of his hand. “Well, I'm waiting.”
“Gee Naruto, you've been training harder than Lee lately. You're wearing me out.” You forced yourself to stand up right, then quickly dropped into an offensive stance. “Promise me this will be the last time.”
Naruto nodded, giving you his si
SasukexReader: A Change in the Heart Part 3SasukexReader: A Change in the Heart Part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(y/n) - your name
(e/c) - eye color
You wake up seeing onyx eyes staring at you. "Morning...", you heard Sasuke's voice. You moan and bury your face in his chest, wanting to fall back asleep. You heard Sasuke softly chuckle. "Come on, (y/n). I have to go back to the hospital. I'm not supposed to be out of it.", Sasuke says. You shake your head, no.
I stand up and pick (y/n) up in bridal style. "Then, I guess I'll have to carry you like this to the hospital.", I say. My onyx orbs look at (y/n)'s form and see that she fell back asleep. I smirk and jump into a tree. I jump from tree to tree so that I won't be seen outside of the hospital with (y/n) and I soon get to my hospital room through the window.
I wake (y/n) up. She yawns and asks, "Where are we?" I reply, "The hospital." "Oh.", (y/n) says sleepily. I sigh and out her on the hospital bed. I climb into the bed a
Zuko XWaterbender!Rebel!Reader: Avatar ch.4Zuko XWaterbender!Rebel!Reader: Avatar ch.4Zuko XWaterbender!Rebel!Reader: Avatar ch.41 year ago in Romance More Like This
You were interrupted by someone opening the door and you jumped up with an obvious blush. "Sir! Watertribe soldiers are attacking!" he said. "What tribe?!" you asked and the guy didn't answer, he just stared at you. "Tell her." Zuko commanded. "Southern." he said. "Is the chief there?!" you asked almost jumping out of your skin. "Yes." he said and you ran with Zuko running after you. "(Name)! Where are you going?!" Zuko asked catching you by your arm. "My father is Chief Hakkoda. I don't even remember what he looks like...if I could...just see him-" you were cut off by a nod from Zuko.
"I know what's like to miss your father so much but you never could see them." Zuko said as a rock hurdled at you two and you blocked it with a ice shield. You were both thrown back but you got up and searched threw the soldiers. "Dad?! Dad where are you?!" you asked. A man's eyes went wide at your statement but he looks nothing like the way gran ex
Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.„Okay. Um Ihre Psyche einmal genauer zu untersuchen, habe ich hier diverse Fotos. Ich zeige Ihnen nun jeweils ein Foto und Sie sagen mir, was Sie darauf sehen.“Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
„Macht man das nicht normalerweise mit Tinenklecksen und man muss dann sagen, was man in den Schmierereien sieht?“
„Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber wir sind eine hoch renommierte Psychiatrie. Wir holen hochwertige Bilder von professionellen Fotografen und stoßen nicht so einfach mir nichts, dir nichts irgendwelche Tintenfässchen auf weiße Blätter. Dafür ist mir die Tinte dann doch etwas zu teuer. Also, hier ist das erste Bild. Was sehen Sie?“
„Eine Blume. Was soll ich denn sonst sehen?“
„Nun, könnten Sie die Blume vielleicht etwas beschreiben?“
„Hmh. Sie ist blumig.“
„Als Hobbygermanist wird mir bei dieser Beschreibung eher etwas blümerant.“
Little! Sasuke X Little! Reader: Unwanted PlaydateLittle! Sasuke X Little! Reader: Unwanted Playdate2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"No! I don't wanna' go!" I struggled as my mother dragged me to the park. My *fraternal twin brother Naruto was having the time of his life just watching me go to play with my worst enemy for a day.
"______ Uzumaki, stop being difficult!" my mother said," It's not like it's the end of world!"
"But it is for me!" I yelled as I pulled myself out of her reach only for Naruto to pick me up and throw me onto his back. I kicked and yelled and did everything I could think of at the time. If I had an extra minute I would have leaned back and punched that idiotic loud mouth square in the face, but I love him, so I held it back.
"No! You can't make me!" I heard a voice yell. Oh, great.....
It was Sasuke Uchiha, the heart throb popular boy of Kakashi-sensei's Kindergarten class.
"Come on, little bro," his older brother Itachi said, dragging the little duck-butt by the collar of his black t-shirt," It's not like she's gonna kill you!"
"You don't know that!" Sasuke mumbled rather loudly.
"Hey! I he
50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara1. Tell him Sasori loves him50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Ask if its fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a good use for the mouths on his hands
10. Say un at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling I win! My art wins! (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if hes depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
14. Tell him his sculptures suck
15. Steal Itachis mascara and put it in his room
16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year
17. Offer him speech therapy
18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him
19. Go up to him and say Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!
20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him
21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments
22. Call him Dei-chan
23. Tell him art is boring
24. Every time he says art is a bang, yell