AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 15~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~summer approaches~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 157 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Konan was not about to let another wedding slip through her fingers, and quickly planned the entire service. There were a few objections here and there (like putting Deidara and Itachi in dresses to compensate for the lack of bridesmaids) but they were quickly extinguished. After all, no one was foolish enough to argue with a pregnant Konan.
Everything was planned out perfectly, and things were going quite well. Until it came time to exchange vows
Father Patrick was standing above the two schizos. Do you, Zetsu, take Tayna-
Hey, why are you asking him first?! Because thats tradition. ITS SEXISM!
Tanya, be quiet! This is how its always been!
I dont care! Sorry, please continue.
Erm, to be your lawfully wedded wife, together in marriage? To love, comfort, honor, and keep her for better or worse-
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 10b~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere over the Indian Ocean~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 10b7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zetsu, I want the window.
Shut the hell up! Its Tanyas turn. And the bitch can have it as long as she wants!
Dont call me a bitch, asshole! Thats very kind of you, Zetsu. But make the kid shut up!
Tobi, be a good boy and settle down. Or Ill eat your peanuts!
The boys eyes widened behind his mask, and he began repeatedly jabbing the call button above his head. A very tired-looking stewardess walked up. What is it this time? she asked, eye twitching.
Hes threatening to steal my peanuts! Tobi cried, pointing an accusing finger at Zetsu.
Over my dead body! Zetsu wont steal your peanuts, Tobi. Tanya looked at the woman in the aisle. But may we please have some more? Before I have to get up and take them by force. The woman nodded nervously
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time passes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Danna, Im hungry, un! Deidara whined, hovering over the red head.
Alright, alright, just hold on! You should be grateful I even bring you food, brat, Sasori muttered as he dug through his bag. Here, now eat it and shut up. Deidara smiled and snatched the food, accidentally knocking over Sasoris bag and spilling its contents onto the ground. Watch it, brat! the red head glared.
Kakuzu noticed a blue doll and picked it up out of sheer curiosity. Upon closer inspection, he realized it was a small Kisame puppet. Sasori, why do you have a marionette of Kisame?
Hidans face lit up. Oh yeah, he hasnt seen em yet! Youll get one hell of a laugh outta this, Kakuzu. He grabbed the bag and turned it upside-down, dumping all the items within onto the ground.
Kakuzus eyes widened as he saw the miniature Akatsuki puppets.
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 4After his first few weeks, Kakuzu couldnt imagine his life without the Akatsuki. They were his friends, partners in crime, everything. He still didnt know too much about their backgrounds, but that was fine with him. After all, from what he could tell, they didnt have too many problems.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
That delusion was shattered one day after school.
The Akatsuki were walking out of the building, heading towards the base. Suddenly, Deidara turned on a street corner, going off down a road Kakuzu hadnt been on. Deidara, where are you going? he called.
Deidara stopped and turned, giving him a half-hearted smile. My dad wanted me home early, un.
The banker felt the atmosphere instantly shift. Deidara, you dont have to go, Itachi stated.
Yeah, just come with us, Hidan called in an almost pleading voice. Kakuzu raised a brow. What was going on?
Itll be fine, Deidara replied, giving the entire group his fake grin
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 13~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~days pass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 137 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan, get up.
Because we have to pick up Sasori and Deidara at the airport.
Jashin dammit .
Hidan tightened his grip around Kakuzus torso. No, dammit.
Kakuzu groaned inwardly; damn, he was too tired for this! He looked down at his boyfriend, trying to figure out the best way to get him up. He traced his eyes over Hidans hair his face .his shoulders
Ok, evil plan formed.
OWW! Kakuzu, what the hell?! the banker smirked and removed his teeth from Hidans bleeding shoulder. Good, youre awake. Now get up.
Admit it, you liked it.
I hate you.
Damn, they certainly m
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 3Akatsuki headquarters. Kakuzu repeated.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan nodded. Were called the Akatsuki, and we hang out here. That makes this our headquarters, asshole. He stepped inside. Hurry up. Kakuzu sighed and followed the silver haired teen inside.
The apartment wasnt much bigger than his own; it had a kitchen and a living room, separated by a three foot tall wall so you could look into the next room. There were two doors built into the right hand wall; the banker assumed they led to bedrooms. There was no dining room; only a table pressed against the mini-wall on the living room side.
The living room held two overstuffed chairs, a couch, and a few bean bags. Sasori and Deidara were flopped down onto the bean bags, arguing about (what else?) their art; Hidan was sprawled out on the couch, talking with an auburn-haired man with several facial piercings, and Kisame and Itachi were sitting in one of the chairs, talking. Kakuzu stood just outside the living r
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 10Aww Hidan, you broke my phone! Kisame whined, picking up the poor electronic.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 107 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As soon as your Jashin damned phone becomes our damn priority, Ill let you know, Hidan growled. Kakuzu carefully picked up Deidara. Come on, we need to get him back home. The others nodded, and the group began walking back to the apartment. Once they arrived they immediately set Deidara on the couch. Kakuzu had the most medical knowledge next to the absent red head, and quickly looked Deidara over. Hes fine. Hell just need some rest.
There was peace for all of ten minutes before Konan and Itachi walked inside, looking extremely distressed. Konan saw Deidara and screamed, running over to the couch and squeezing the blonde tightly to her chest. Oh thank god youre ok Deidara! she cried, tears dripping down her face.
Kisame looked at Itachi. Wheres Sasori?
He ran off when we got the call. The signal was pre
KakuHida: SleeplessKakuHida: SleeplessKakuHida: Sleepless5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Im Hidan, the immortal Jashinist from the Akatsuki. For the past week I have been having nightmares that are scary as hell. And to top it off, they are the ones that keep requiring, every time I try to sleep. I cant even sleep! For Jashin Sake! These nightmares are the worst I ever had! I dont even want to talk in detail about them, lets just say they made me not want to be immortal anymore.
I lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling with tired eyes. I want to sleep, but those nightmares wont let me. Im so Jashin-damned tired I cant see straight.
After another night of not being able to sleep, Kakuzu came in our room.
Hidan get ready, we are going on a bounty mission. One that is worth 5 billion! It is across the word Kakuzu said and I stared at him in disbelieve. I cant believe him! That bastard; he knew I havent slept in the past two weeks, and he expects me to go on a mission across the world!?
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time goes on~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 117 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hidan groaned and buried his face against Kakuzus chest. Kuzu, he groaned. The banker reached over his partner and shut off the clock, before returning his arm to its previous position around Hidans waist. We need to get up.
The banker sighed. Why did Hidan have to be so difficult? Hidan, we have to get up now. I set the alarm late to let you sleep longer. Now get moving.
The Jashinist growled and wrapped his arms around his partner. I dont wanna, dammit.
Kakuzu sat up, dragging his boyfriend with him. Now I know how Itachi feels about Kisame. Hidan, get up or else.
Or else what, dumbass?
Hidan, do you know what floor were on?
The third floor, dumbass. Why?
Ten seconds later Hidan was dangling outside the window by his foot, which Kakuzu was holding in one hand. You awak
AKATSUKI APARTMENT epilogue~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~one year later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT epilogue7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This place doesnt look half bad, Kisame commented, looking at the two story house.
Yeah, Hidan agreed. He turned around to look at his lover. Kakuzu, hurry the hell up or were leaving you!
Im here, Im here, Kakuzu grumbled. Itachi was walking beside him, eyes as disinterested as always. The four of them stared at the house. You know, it doesnt seem like this is the new Akatsuki base, Kakuzu muttered thoughtfully.
The group watched as a window was blown out of the house, followed by Konans shouting and Deidara crying out in pain. Forget what I just said. Hidan smirked and grabbed the bankers hand, pulling him toward the house with Kisame and Itachi behind them.
Sasori and Pein were outside the house, handing a delivery boy enough money to make Kakuzu sick. What was that for? he asked as the t
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~three months later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 87 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hidan was wondering if Jashin would accept that damnable alarm clock as a sacrifice. He reached out to smash it. As usual. Kakuzus hand reached over his and shut it off, pulling his hand away from the poor defenseless clock. As usual.
Hidan, we have to get up for school. The Jashinist groaned and buried himself under the covers. Hidan, come on. Wasted time is wasted money.
I dont give a damn, Im skipping today. Let me sleep, dumbass. Hidan groaned again as he felt the covers yanked off of him. No youre not. Now get up.
Or what? he regretted asking that instantly.
Kakuzu walked over to the bed, picked up the smaller teen like a sack of rocks, and walked into the bathroom. He carelessly threw the silver haired teen into the shower, and turned the water on full blast.
AAAAAAHHH!! JASHIN DAMMIT, THATS COLD!
KakuHidan - Cold WaterHidan was sitting on his bed, his hair dripping wet from the shower he just took. Kakuzu had just gone to take one too. Thats why Hidan sat completely still, listening for the sound he knew would come soon.KakuHidan - Cold Water7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Yep. The sound Hidan had been waiting for was Kakuzus scream of surprise. Unlike Hidan, Kakuzu hated ice-cold water in the morning. Thats right. Hidan did something every morning, just to irritate his partner. Hidan loved showering in cold water, and today, he forgot to turn up the heat before it was Kakuzus turn. Hidan thought for a second. Why didnt the bastard just turn up the heat himself? He didnt get much more time to think about it as a cold, wet towel hit the jashinists face.
What the hell was that for, Kuzu?! the angry Hidan yelled.
The water. Is. COLD!
Hidan removed the towel from his face and looked in the direction of the angry voice. Kakuzu was standing in the doorw
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 2Kakuzu found sixth period to be highly entertaining. It wasnt because of the teacher, or the subject. It was simply watching what happened when you put Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori in the same room.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everything started when the teacher walked into the room. Most of the students went straight to their seats when he entered the room, but Sasori and Deidara were too busy arguing about art to notice his entrance. Miss, would you please take a seat?
Deidara turned around, huffing angrily. Im a boy, un!
The teacher turned red. I-Im sorry! Youre just wearing a skirt, and-
Oh, so wearing a skirt automatically makes me a girl, un?! Why must people question my lifestyle choices, un?! Deidara buried his head in his hands, and if Kakuzu hadnt seen the grin on the blondes face he would have sworn Deidara was really crying.
The teacher looked uncomfortable. Um, well-
And I suppose you t
In stitches -KakuHida--In stitches (KakuHida)-In stitches -KakuHida-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kakuzu staggered down a dim hallway in the Akatsuki lair, slumping unusually in his black with red clouds cloak. Him and his Jashin-addicted partner Hidan just got back from a mission in the Lands of Snow, they were sent to assassinate a couple of ninjas who had been causing trouble for the Akatsuki. Kakuzu hadnt realized just how strong they were. He didnt let Hidan know this, for he knew hours of bragging and whatnot would follow, but he had gotten a deep cut in the square of his back. He had done a quick stitch-up when Hidan wasnt looking, but he wished he hadnt. The coarse threads he had used were now digging into his skin with every step, and Kakuzu had hoped blood wasnt soaking through his cloak.
After what felt like a eternity, Kakuzu reached his room. He slid the door open with care, not wanting to break it out of rage again, it cost him too much money last time, and slipped into the room. He shut the door quietly behind hi
AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 1Kakuzu rolled his eyes as he walked into the building. New town, new school, but the same kind of idiots whod stare at him, muttering. For gods sake, the scars on his face werent that bad! He sighed. There was nothing he could do about it. With any luck, theyd get over his looks and forget about his existence.AKATSUKI APARTMENT part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The teen walked down the main hall and into the office area. Hed been told to report to the principal upon arrival.
He entered the office and saw a young looking blonde sitting at the desk, filing papers. She looked up as he walked in. Hello, and you are ?
Kakuzu introduced himself and the woman smiled. Oh right, the transfer kid. Well, Kakuzu, Im principal Tsunade. Pleasure to meet you. Now, heres your schedule, and-
Suddenly the door was flung open; Hidan stood in the doorway, foot raised in the air, indicating hed kicked it open. Hello, Tsunade! He called cheerfully, grinning like a fool.
What have I done? -KakuHida-Kakuzu watched his partner through half lidded eyes as he slaughter the ninja of their enemy. He leaned casually against the tree as blood splatter up into the jashinist's face, which was carefully emotionless.What have I done? -KakuHida-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is of itself was unusual, it was not his usual look of pure euphoria he had when he killed...it was delicately blank.
But what really caught Kakuzu's attention was the slight tremor to Hidan's hands as he held his three bladed weapon.
And through all the blood and the violence the albino still managed to look absolutely beautiful...angelic even. Kakuzu closed his eyes to rid himself of the thought and the image, it did not take long before he heard footsteps approaching. He cracked one lid to see Hidan standing before him.
"Ready to go, asshole?" he asked, his silver hair still perfect despite the fight.
Kakuzu nodded and shrugged away from the tree.
Mission complete. He c
AKATSUKI APARTMENT prologueKonan woke up at sunrise, due to the fact that Pein hadnt bothered to shut the blinds in their bedroom before going to bed the previous night. Needless to say, the room was flooded with sunlight, and of course it shined right in Konans face.AKATSUKI APARTMENT prologue7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blue haired woman sat up and stretched, yawning. She got up and shut the blinds; no need to wake her grouchy boyfriend just yet.
She pulled on a blouse and skirt, before walking into the kitchen. She opened the fridge and pulled out the last of the leftovers; theyd need to get more pancake mix and ramen later today.
As she began reheating the leftovers, she heard a loud yawn and smiled. Pein must be getting up.
Sure enough, a man with messy auburn hair walked in, grumbling. When the hell did they decide mornings had to start so god damn early?
Konan grinned. It sounds like Hidans rubbing off on you.
Speaking of which, wheres the little psycho? He and Deidara are usually robbing the fri
Merry Christmas, Fairy TailTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the guildMerry Christmas, Fairy Tail3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The mages were partying, the tables were filled.
No "Silent Night" for these folks, they partied til dawn
And hoped the hangovers would not last long.
Sweet Mira was pouring the drinks with such care.
Even Fried was laughing, no matter how rare.
And Elfman spoke of manhood, and Gajeel sang a tune,
Yet none of them knew what would happen quite soon.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Natsu sprang to the door to see what was the matter.
Away flew Gray's clothes, just in a flash,
Droy kept eating food while Jet ran to Levy in a dash.
Loke lit up the night with his starlit bright ring
While Juvia swore to protect Gray-sama with a tight cling
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But something that made Mira gasp and cry, "Oh dear!"
Twas a dirty old geezer, so perverted and off.
They knew in a moment it must be Makarov.
He was larger than a giant, purely to carry the sack.
He called off their names, his vo
SuffocationI can't breathe today.Suffocation4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The air around me hangs too heavy.
I find myself sitting here
With others in this room.
Their voices droning on and on
In vain discussions, they're consumed.
What is the point of today?
If it's merely more time that slips away?
Another moment forgotten tomorrow.
My mind is crawling through sewage.
When I look at the planet,
I see it's illusion.
I see society's mask, it's smile painted on.
With gold-plated streets, to cover the ruins underneath.
Shining cars with rusting engines.
I see dollar bills with no silver to back them.
The whole world is in a state of decay
Like rotting produce polished in preservatives.
It's filled with adults that play pretend
Like wayward children lacking innocence.
How can such people face themselves?
When I look in the mirror,
I see myself for what I am.
A fractured soul, chipping away
I'm a seashell crumbling into sand.
Tossed to and fro by the waves,
Fighting these unending days.
Until I forget what I'm fighting for.
Until I just gi
Pills Leave You PrettyPills leave you prettyPills Leave You Pretty2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And guns make it quick,
But razors will hurt
And needles will prick.
The pills might not work
And the gun makes a mess.
If you’re down at the bottom,
Life can’t be worth less.
Your room’s got a draft
And the tile floor is cold,
If you’d look by your side
My hand’s there to hold.
The sun still comes up
To lighten the skies
And you could still see it
With living, wide eyes.
Until the next morning
I beg you to wait
Before pulling the trigger
And sealing your fate.
Don’t say your goodbyes
Don’t leave this world yet
When the last thing you saw
Was that dreadful sunset.
The sky became dark
And the pain came anew
But to stay for the lightness
Is all up to you.
I can’t keep you happy
I can’t make you smile
But please, love, don’t leave me
Just for a while.
Let’s pull through the heartache
(It hurts for a time)
But for you, dear, to vanish
That would be a crime.
Persuade Me + KakuHidan"...absolutely not."Persuade Me + KakuHidan7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan's face fell, and his shoulder sloped dramatically. His jaw dropped a bit, looking politely incredulous, while his eyes glazed lightly and a small whine came from him.
"But... but... Kakuzu... Why?"
"You don't need it." Kakuzu glanced up and around at the Jashinist, at his pitiful stance and his pleading eyes. "I'm not spending money on it." He turned back to his notebook, scribbling down a few more figures.
"COME ON!" Hidan's depressed demeanor was instantly replaced by angry desperation. "I DO SO FUCKING NEED ONE! THE SCYTHE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THREE BLADES, NOT TWO! I WANT THIS ONE FIXED, DAMMIT! COME OOOONNNN," He tugged the other's sleeve lightly, earning a sigh and a roll of black eyes.
Kakuzu turned around in his chair again, glaring at Hidan. The Jashinist had his arms folded over his bare chest, leaning heavily on one leg so that his weight was thrown to his left hip, his head bowed slightly with salmon-pink eyes glinting beneath sleek, gelled
FractalEquations seem so simple when they bud.Fractal2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Here in my arms is an infant,
Just a few variables
And no questions.
The function’s output
Comes as expected.
In spirals, life grows.
A beautiful pattern emerges,
A glowing grin,
A lively child.
Complexity is added –
And with it divergence,
Increasingly complicated geometry.
Elementary fades to junior high,
Then high school, then college,
Each stage more intricate than the last.
While my eyes stare wondrously
At the unexpected numbers plotted out,
The art also brings with it some dark areas,
Some twists and turns in the pattern
I would rather have deleted from the sequence.
So simple seems a life
When all it does is cry, sleep,
And stare wondrously at the world,
Not yet speaking, Not yet expressing
The torrents of thoughts that cycle a human’s mind.
We’re a pattern of our life,
An existence plotted out by equations,
Upbringing, genetics, and experience.
You Gave Me A StarLast night you gave me a starYou Gave Me A Star1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A resplendent little light
You made it a surprise
Hiding it behind your thumb all night
So I wouldn't notice
The new twinkle
In our night's sky
"Without further ado"
You whispered to me
As you showed me
Our own little island
In a sea of darkness and wonder.
"Make a wish"
you smiled bashfully
"Its your star after all"
And I wished
I wished a million times
On that tiny light
That one day
I might be able to give you
All the stars in our sky.