Dragon Age Daily Meme: 30-Day Hawke Challenge30-Day Hawke ChallengeDragon Age Daily Meme: 30-Day Hawke Challenge3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Day 1: The Basics
Why are they named that? (Your reason and their parents' reason)
Birthday (Click for link to the Dragon Age calendar.)
What would their astrological sign be, thinking of the months of the Thedas calendar as rough equivalent of our calendar. Does their personality fit that sign? (Click for a link to more info on astrological signs and personality traits associated with them.)
Picture? (Screenshot or artwork, if available.)
Bonus Question: Were you at all disappointed that your Hawke could only be human and that there was no option to make a dwarf or elf PC for the game?
Day 2: Appearance
Eye Color? Hair Color & Style?
Template of a Hero: Oil and WaterShe was off-duty, sharpening her Imperial-style guard's sword in her chambers, when there came a quick, firm rapping at her chamber door in Dragonsreach. "Who is it?" Lydia asked distractedly, running the whetstone along the edge of the two-foot blade; she didn't want to accidentally cut herself.Template of a Hero: Oil and Water9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Lydia, open up," the voice replied impatiently, accentuated by another firm rap on the door. Lydia recognized it as that of Jarl Balgruuf's Housecarl, Irileth. Immediately, the Nord woman set down her sword and whetstone and opened the door to reveal the Dunmer standing just before the doorway.
"Yes, Housecarl?" Lydia asked, performing an inch-perfect salute before the Dunmer. She must've looked terribly unprepared for any assignment at this time, she thought, garbed in the casual cotton tunic she wore when she was off-duty. At least she didn't catch me in only my underthings.
Irileth didn't seem to care in the slightest. "Follow me," she said, "and leave your things. You won't be need
God Emperor of Mankind -Hypothetical profileGod Emperor of Mankind -Hypothetical profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Greetings all! A couple of the people in my group wanted me to make a profile for the Pre-internment Emperor of Mankind so, after much labor, I constructed this huge profile that you now see. Hopefully it makes up the lateness in my almost done story (the midterms also delayed it).
Questions at the end.
Name: God Emperor of Mankind, original name unknown
Age: 38,000 years old (in current form)- merged shaman predecessors number several million years countless times over
Height: 11-12 ft
Weight: 800 lbs
Grade: 9.5- Demigod
Although his true name and origins are shrouded in mystery, the being known as the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind is generally agreed to have been born in the 8th millennium BCE in Turkey. Although his birth was natural, he is generally described as having parents and siblings, his powers were a result of a collective of human shaman pyskers committing mass suicide to reincarnate into a single human being. At this time the Warp, an immaterial o
Life With the BLU Team C1I sat on my computer, bored out of my mind, refreshing Tumblr for the umpteenth time, just hoping I'd find something to occupy my brain... anything besides them.Life With the BLU Team C12 years ago in Romance More Like This
They'd been practically invading my thoughts lately- oh, you want to write a story? Why not add some sexy mercenaries? And while you're at it, an orgy sounds great right about now... No, no, no! Stop it! You'd love to just scream at yourself for how fucking stupid and perverted you are. I slam my laptop shut in frustration and throw it across the bed, crushing an unsuspecting bag of Doritos as it lands. I slam my head back on my pillow and throw the covers over my head and I'm ready to call it a night.
That's when someone knocked at my door.
I rolled my eyes, then remembered that no one was home- or at least, no one was supposed to be home. I got up quietly and grabbed the knife I kept in my drawer for any kind of break-in or emergency, hid it in my sleeve like a Spy with his Sharp Dresser, and slowly opene
Buried Alive v2 If you've ever played Pokemon Red, Blue, Fire Red, Leaf Green, or even Green version you would know about Lavender Town. The small lavender colored town that held as the burial sight for Pokemon. It was 1995 that Red and Green came out in Japan when the legend of Lavender Town first started. The eerie music had a high pitch to it that mostly only children could hear.Buried Alive v24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The music's pitch caused them to act strangely and even kill each other. Although it was never really proven that the legend was real, many people believe it. There was another legend that is sort of known. People have their theories about the little girl that wonders Lavender Town.
If you speak to her she will ask if you believe in ghosts. If you say yes then she will say that there are some believers. Although if you hit no then she will say:
"I see, then I guess that white hand on your shoulder is just my imagination".
A Helmet SituationI had entered the base, my wrench wresting on my shoulders, with a relatively easy going smile on my face. Today had been a toughy, with the RED spy thinkin I wasnt on guard. The crazy lunatic actually thought that if he dropped from the ceiling and attacked me, that I wouldnt notice. Boy was he wrong. I chuckle to myself, shaking my head and letting my helmet fall over my goggle-covered eyes.A Helmet Situation6 years ago in General More Like This
GOD DAMMIT! The sudden burst of Soldiers demanding voice boomed from down the halls that held our rooms. There was 8 all together, except for Sniper who preferred his nest. I wouldnt blame the guy, I wouldnt want to share a room with any of us too. With my interests peeked, I walk down the hall and go to the door that was opened. I stood at the door way and I saw Soldier trifling through his room, searching frantically for something. What surprised me, other than the fact that he practically, in his frantic search, turned his room into a war zone, w
The Conagher ConundrumThe Conagher Conundrum3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Conagher Conundrum
story by TheFinalEx
original concept and art by Colored-Socks
Chapter 1: The Incident
Grand-dad always said I'd see him again some day, but I had always though that day'd be when I kicked the bucket but he aparently had other ideas. He somehow knew it'd be another way some day.
Not that it surprised me; seeing as how he's the smartest man I've ever known.
It all started when we's fighting those mindless robot's that feller Grey Mann had thrown at us like they was nothing to him. Wave after wave of robots came at us like ants versus anteaters. Not that we had any trouble with em' but they just got agervatin' after so long. My sentries took care of em like the where made of paper, and all I had to do was stand behind it and give the ol' thing more bullets and rockets to shoot out.
We was nearing the last wave for the day before Grey had to get him some more built to throw at us the next day, but some little varmit scout-bot somehow got behind my sentry and destroye
MedicIt was another day at school, and the teenage students were busy heading towards their next classes. They headed into the health club, still chattering over the things they had just learned in their previous class.Medic3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The group paused suddenly when they realized that their health classroom had changed dramatically.
Where before there had been happy, simple, fun posters with words like “Don’t forget to wash your hands before eating!” or “Cover the sneeze!”, now there were posters saying “Blood poisoning is a serious condition!” or “You break it, you hack it.”
The teacher’s desk had been replaced with an operating table, complete with a tray of doctor tools and overhead lights. There was a strange gun-like object suspended in the air, pointed at where someone unfortunate would lay on the table.
There were drawings on the chalkboard, in different colors of chalk, but the students had to cringe at pretty much all of it. Various diagr
Engineer x soldier: FLUFFEngineer x soldier: FLUFF4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was weekend. Nothing to do, just a day off work. Time to relax.
Dell always came over to soldiers apartment during the weekend.
They both sat on the sofa just completely relaxed. Watching TV.
Soldier took a little glance at his man cuddling next to him.
He notice his happy expression, and his beautiful body.
Soldier picked up Dell a little, bring his face to his.
Dell: Sumthin' wrong Solly?
Soldier: No, not really.
Soldier took his hands and gently put them on Dells face. Dell closed his eyes.
Waiting for Soldiers hands to move. Solly just touching his man all over. feeling his cheeks and how smooth they were today... and the lips so soft. Dell slowly breathing, taking in the soft and slow movement from his lovers hands. Dell would move towards
which hand ever did more than the other. Soldier admired how he was acting like a cat.
Dell rubbing his face up against them. Soldier switched to his finger tips and slowly
For What It's WorthIt stays with you for awhile.For What It's Worth5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The effects of the main body are a persistent thing, a mess of forgotten electrical impulses from the wires within that had been fried when you'd abruptly been pulled away from it all. The urge to test, the murderous rage, the shock of losing it all in an instant stays with you for awhile, slowly draining away like poison from a wound.
Fortunately, you're going to be here for awhile. Space is a pretty big place, after all.
At first you're just this awful mix of angry and bitter. Because well, this just isn't fair. All you wanted was to get something for yourself for a change, because nothing ever goes right for you. Nothing ever goes right for you and some part of you can't help but observe that it makes sense, and considering what She went and told you, it's kind of funny. The term A.I. normally refers to Artificial Intelligence, but for you it's more like Artificial Idiocy and that'd be a halfway clever train of thought if it weren't completely de
Rules for Morrowind Players1- Thou shalt feel actual guilt at killing innocent characters. Yes, they were part of a later quest.Rules for Morrowind Players9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2- Thou shalt not walk around in a town with weapons drawn. Even Balmora.
3- Thou shalt eventually kill one of these: Fargoth, Crassius Curio and/or M'Aiq the Liar.
4- Divayth Fyr is cool.
5- Thou shalt not do Moon Sugar.
6- Thou shalt not be racist towards a specific race, with the exception of the dirty Cliff Racers.
7- Swords are not only better, but cooler too. Axes are bulky. Staves make you look gay, even if you're a mage. Grab a sword, weenie.
8- Scamps are NOT overgrown cats; they are gremlins.
9- Before trying something, ask yourself if you have enough health. If the answer is yes, check the actual amount of health you have and think again. This will save your life someday.
10- "coc Balmora" will get you out of any hole.
11- Thou shalt cheat at least once during your first week. If you discover how, that is.
12- Thou shalt become addicted to cheating.
13- Thou shalt never play
ArchimedesSavesTheDay-a TF2 Medic Miss Pauling ficIt had been a very long, tiring, and frustrating day. The RED Medic's long white coat and trademark red rubber gloves had long since been removed and deposited in the biohazard hamper for cleaning later, and his red tie hung loose and slightly askew.ArchimedesSavesTheDay-a TF2 Medic Miss Pauling fic4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Having finally restored the Medbay to order and completing his report to be turned in to the Administrator, Stecker absently pushed the small lensed, wire frame glasses back up to the bridge of his nose and asked of his companion perched primly on the chair behind the German's desk, "Vell zen... vat do you say, Archimedes?"
The white dove cocked its head as if actually waiting to hear what he had to say. "Vich do you zink is vat ze Doktor needs, hm? "Beethoven? Mozart? Sarasate? Bach?" The bird ruffled its feathers and cooed with seeming enthusiasm at the last composer's name. Chuckling softly, the Medic went over to the narrow closet in the corner and retrieved his violin case, "Ah zo, Bach's Partita in E Major it is zen."
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 1Chapter 1(Un)Expecting - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you even sure that this is going to work?"
"Of course it will!" The Medic's response seemed a little too eager for the Spy and he couldn't help but feel a little intimidated by it. "Please, Herr Engineer and I have gone over the plans and fixed any possible flaws, so you'll be perfectly fine!"
The Frenchman rolled his eyes. "And I have to be used to test this because ?"
"Well, you and Herr Sniper are the only ones in a 100% confirmed relationship and this machine is meant to be able to"
Spy blocked out what was being said. He knew what the madman was talking about; he had come across some blueprints that were being developed by the Mann Brothers, which was intended to be used in order to extend their family line after all these years.
By making either one of them pregnant.
For him, as if things couldn't get worse, the Administrator APPROVED the Medic testing
Blank EyesThey were experimenting on him?! No!Blank Eyes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This was NOT part of the deal he made!
The two guards strap him to the table as the straps push the skin on his arms back.
"Let me go, you animals!" He screams. "This isn't war, it's subjugation!"
"TEST SUBJECT READY FOR INJECTION OF OBEDIENCE PROTOCOL CHEMICAL-A. PROCEED WHEN READY."
"Damn it all!" He screams.
"You should have just went along with what we had planned." A female voice from a hidden speaker booms. "It wasn't like your friend couldn't have been replaced. You know full well how cheap death is in this zone. It was ONE kill. ONE kill. You two could have always made up afterward....Or do what we told you and kill each other like you're being paid to. No, you HAD to be a Good Samaritan. Sorry. Doesn't work that way."
"When I get outta here, I'm gonna shove my boot so far up your ass it'll break a Guinness Record!"
"Talk is cheap when YOU are the one tied up." The woman says. "Don't worry, though. When we're done....You won't be talking bac
My Three Suns (The Tickling Edition)My Three Suns (The Tickling Edition)4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Trisolians weren't giving an inch. All they knew was that their previous liquid Emperor was trapped and still alive inside the fleshy sack-like stomach of a red-headed twenty-something in the royal chamber.
"Let us in!" the imperial advisor demanded as the royal ginger and his companions locked the door. "Fry must die so that Bont may live!"
"What am I gonna do?" Fry panted.
"We've gotta get the Emperor outta your body before they kill you!" Amy replied.
"Relax, Fry," Zoidberg comforted. "I'll simply spin you in a high speed centrifuge separating out the denser fluid of his highness."
"But won't that crush my bones?" Fry asked.
"Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones."
"Hey, why don't you just sweat him out?" suggested Bender.
"Forget it," Bont rebutted from inside Fry's gut. "As Emperor I refuse to be dripped out through somebody's armpit!"
"I could vomit or urinate," Fry considered thoughtfully. "Would you feel better about that?"
Emerging Secret (Mpreg) Ch. 2Jimmy awoke to the faint smell of cologne he had such a memory for and the trickling of shower water hitting tile. He sat up groaning a little still sore from the events of the day before. Allen walked out of the shower towel wrapped around him, hair damp, over to his bed where Jimmy was laying.Emerging Secret (Mpreg) Ch. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Look, Jimmy, can we talk?” His voice held such a vacant tone it almost felt as if he wasn’t even speaking.
Jimmy’s eyes blinked as he tried to understand what was happening. Jimmy’s mind was racing. He wanted to ask about the baby but he couldn’t for some reason form words. He just looked deep into Allen. Jimmy nodded his head as Allen began to move his lips again. “Look, I’m so sorry Jimmy. Last night was a mistake. I should have never brought you here. I’m your teacher. You’re my student. This is wrong. I could get fired for this. You’re such a bright and attractive boy, but you’re just a boy. I shouldn
My SonMy Son2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was only a soldier of the saiyan army when I became pregnant. I had no intentions of having a child that I would call my own, some saiyans call me a 'Rippade wa nai saiyajin.' I had to shake that off, I did not care for what they call me I only concentrated on my duty as a saiyan soldier and following the orders of King Vegeta.
All that changed when it came to that drunken night, it was filled with passion I was three sheets to the wind when the lower class saiyan approached me. I had never experience the sensation of sex before . Till that morning I was sick, I didn't know why I had visited malaka and he told me I was pregnant with a baby.
This made me changed, I was having an emotion, I guess, that all parents have experienced when they are pregnant with a baby. But I had no mate, to share this with anyone.
As the years went it was 737, the day when you were going to be born, I was already big with you inside of me. I was not ashamed to show up to listen to vegeta when
The Birth of A Legend.Darunia the big boss of the Gorons sighed heavily as he watched the storm clouds forming over Hyrule Castle Town.The Birth of A Legend.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He knew there was trouble. Having dealt with it already he knew danger when he saw it.
"What is going on down there?" He wondered as he patted his round belly.
Darunia was a month away from delivering his firstborn. A very special occasion amongst the Gorons for if he had a son the baby would become the next boss of the Gorons. If it was a girl it would be one of the first Goron princesses in centuries.
He had been looking forward to telling his sworn brother Link about it once Link had finished his mission for Princess Zelda.
But Link had not yet returned and with Ganondorf roaming around. Darunia feared for the boy's safety.
He sighed and walked back into Goron City and looked at his guard. "Any news on the wherabouts of Brother Link?" Darunia asked glancing over his shoulder.
"No sir... We have heard no news since the last time you asked us ten minutes ago." The Goron an
Ash and Serena: Of Nights and Mares Chapter 1Pokemon: Of Nights and MaresAsh and Serena: Of Nights and Mares Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
While Dawn and Piplup are trying to wake up Serena after waking up from her night terror and ended bumping her head, Ash and Pikachu continues to catch up with the others. When he continues, he finds many trainers and their Pokemon, which he expected to usually see in many regions ever since his previous adventures battling many of them. Ash and Pikachu looked around at the many buildings, which look so clean and refurbished, mostly ranging from respective shades of blue, red, yellow, and violet all over the place. “Pika!”, Pikachu shouted pointing at something. Ash turned around and saw a big fountain of two creatures.
“Huh…”, Ash scratching his head, examining the whole fountain. The statue on the left depicts a golden bird with many huge feathers and a long feather-tail, along with another statue on the right depicting shows a dragon-like bird with a huge eye-ridges and spiky plate
That Butler, No Service NeededThat Butler, No Service Needed4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Sebastian. I got a meeting tonight with some very important people tonight" said Ciel.
"May I ask who they are?" Sebastian asked and poured Ciel some tea.
"They're from the toy factory. They're here to show me their plans for this season's newest toys"
"I will get everything ready, my lord" Sebastian exited out of the office, leaving the tea behind. When he was out of Ciel's sight, he leaned against a wall and sighed. "Great, the VERY last thing I want Finnian, Baldroy, and Mey-Rin to do" he thought to himself, imagining all the disaster that was gonna happen and he'd have to fix everything up. Sebastian had his hand on his face, thinking for a bit.
Then his hand slowly slipped off his face and revealed a devious grin.
Finnian the gardener quite liked how cool the day was.The clouds covered the sun every few minutes, but it was warm enough for him to not shiver but could make him sweat a bit. He was pul
Sick dayThe Medic walked through the doorway of the dinning hall carrying plates piled high with steamed vegetables and smoked ham, the team looked at him with wide hungry eyes, after a long day of hot, dirty war which ultimately resulted in a victory, they were all looking forward to there much earned meal. The Medic served the rest of his team before settling himself down between the Heavy and the Scout.Sick day2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Everyone tucked in gratefully, all chatter had quietened and the room was filled with appreciative murmurs as they savoured the food. The Medic looked around happily, pleased that everyone was enjoying his cooking. But then he frowned, one seat was empty.
“Vhere is Herr Sniper?” he asked the other seven men, breaking the silence. The team paused and looked at one another, the room was filled was a pregnant stillness. The Medic was beginning to get annoyed that it was taking so long to answer a simple question.
“Humphf hmf humph huur uurmph” The Pyro announced suddenly