Spy and Hunt :Preview:Spy and HuntSpy and Hunt :Preview:2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It’s all part of the game… right?
Spy ran, a hand on his cloaking device, prepared for the countdown to start. He was given fifteen seconds to run and hide. Somehow, this all was making his adrenaline rush and it almost made this whole thing horrifying to him.
2Fort wasn’t a very big place once you really ran through it enough to know it. Almost all the hiding spots were convenient in this location, but he’d have to survive for 15 minutes before game was called over. He had his doubts of survival, but he looked to his colleagues and presented himself with a smirk upon his face. Showing them no worried and doubts, but in his mind, it was the exact opposite.
A game of only two players. That’s how this goes, consisting of only a Spy and one other player from the opposing team, so I could be anyone from the RED team. Thoughts about the opposing team, of who they chose, it just wrecked his mind thinking of such a thought. The rules w
Life With the BLU Team C1I sat on my computer, bored out of my mind, refreshing Tumblr for the umpteenth time, just hoping I'd find something to occupy my brain... anything besides them.Life With the BLU Team C12 years ago in Romance More Like This
They'd been practically invading my thoughts lately- oh, you want to write a story? Why not add some sexy mercenaries? And while you're at it, an orgy sounds great right about now... No, no, no! Stop it! You'd love to just scream at yourself for how fucking stupid and perverted you are. I slam my laptop shut in frustration and throw it across the bed, crushing an unsuspecting bag of Doritos as it lands. I slam my head back on my pillow and throw the covers over my head and I'm ready to call it a night.
That's when someone knocked at my door.
I rolled my eyes, then remembered that no one was home- or at least, no one was supposed to be home. I got up quietly and grabbed the knife I kept in my drawer for any kind of break-in or emergency, hid it in my sleeve like a Spy with his Sharp Dresser, and slowly opene
A Different TakeThe world was spinning. That was really all I knew at the moment. I remembered the building falling down around us and then nothing. If I was alive, why wasn’t I in pain. If I was dead, well all my years of not believing in a God were probably about to come around and bite me square in the ass.A Different Take2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Zet her down carefully Wes.”
“I know what I’m doin’ Doc.” I was being carried, I felt the arms under me. Forcing my eyes open was a mistake as the light burned instantly. “Think the shelia is awake.” Why the hell was there a man with an Australian accent. Gaining my senses the best that I could, I rolled out of the mans arms. My body was didn’t want to respond but Ranger training was not a waste of time. My hand found my trusted knife and I held it out in front of me. I could barely see and the room was spinning faster than before. There was a chuckle coming from the man that had been carrying me.
“Where the hell am I?”
God Emperor of Mankind -Hypothetical profileGod Emperor of Mankind -Hypothetical profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Greetings all! A couple of the people in my group wanted me to make a profile for the Pre-internment Emperor of Mankind so, after much labor, I constructed this huge profile that you now see. Hopefully it makes up the lateness in my almost done story (the midterms also delayed it).
Questions at the end.
Name: God Emperor of Mankind, original name unknown
Age: 38,000 years old (in current form)- merged shaman predecessors number several million years countless times over
Height: 11-12 ft
Weight: 800 lbs
Grade: 9.5- Demigod
Although his true name and origins are shrouded in mystery, the being known as the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind is generally agreed to have been born in the 8th millennium BCE in Turkey. Although his birth was natural, he is generally described as having parents and siblings, his powers were a result of a collective of human shaman pyskers committing mass suicide to reincarnate into a single human being. At this time the Warp, an immaterial o
The Scout and the crab chp. 25The Scout and the crab chp. 254 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 25 - Bed Bugs
It began snowing again. Eventually forming into a snowstorm that kept both sides cooped inside till it cleared up. The Scout took the opportunity to begin his research through the book of paranormal studies. He locked himself in his room and sat on his bed, silently reading through the book, cover to cover. The Spycrab could only watch, feeling a bit helpless due to his form. Desperately, he wished he could help the Scout in some way - or that he at least knew something that would help lift his own curse. That wasn't going to happen anytime soon, but at least he kept the new BLU Spy away from the RED Scout. That was really the only bright side he could find.
The next few days were clear weather, allowing the teams to battle again. Leaving the Spycrab to only watch the fight from the window. At the end of the day, the Scout would return, shower quickly, then resume reading the book - Almost like clockwork.
The Scout eventually finished the book, only
Buried Alive v2 If you've ever played Pokemon Red, Blue, Fire Red, Leaf Green, or even Green version you would know about Lavender Town. The small lavender colored town that held as the burial sight for Pokemon. It was 1995 that Red and Green came out in Japan when the legend of Lavender Town first started. The eerie music had a high pitch to it that mostly only children could hear.Buried Alive v24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The music's pitch caused them to act strangely and even kill each other. Although it was never really proven that the legend was real, many people believe it. There was another legend that is sort of known. People have their theories about the little girl that wonders Lavender Town.
If you speak to her she will ask if you believe in ghosts. If you say yes then she will say that there are some believers. Although if you hit no then she will say:
"I see, then I guess that white hand on your shoulder is just my imagination".
Lost and FoundLost and FoundLost and Found5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Layla Aka Fallonkyra
Toph paced back and forth, rubbing her swollen belly. She stopped as a cramp closed it way across her womb. Katara jumped from the couch she was sitting on and was at Toph's side in seconds.
"Toph, you need to sit, you doing this to your self is not helping you or the baby." Katara lead Toph to the couch and made her sit.
Katara pulled some water out of her water skins and ran the water over Toph's belly. "WOW, Toph. He is one strong baby" the burses on Toph belly where bad.
"She" Toph corrected Katara, "She's an earthbender."
Katara smiled "Sokka is going to be so happy."
Toph sigh and tear rolled down her cheek. Katara looked at the girl who was going to be her sister in law. "What's wrong? You should be happy you are having a healthy baby girl."
"THE SAME THING THAT'S WRONG WITH YOU." Toph yelled, "and don't lie to me Katara, it bothers you, just as much as it does me."
"Zuko and Aang are trying to find him?" Katara felt the pain she had being
Rules for Morrowind Players1- Thou shalt feel actual guilt at killing innocent characters. Yes, they were part of a later quest.Rules for Morrowind Players8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2- Thou shalt not walk around in a town with weapons drawn. Even Balmora.
3- Thou shalt eventually kill one of these: Fargoth, Crassius Curio and/or M'Aiq the Liar.
4- Divayth Fyr is cool.
5- Thou shalt not do Moon Sugar.
6- Thou shalt not be racist towards a specific race, with the exception of the dirty Cliff Racers.
7- Swords are not only better, but cooler too. Axes are bulky. Staves make you look gay, even if you're a mage. Grab a sword, weenie.
8- Scamps are NOT overgrown cats; they are gremlins.
9- Before trying something, ask yourself if you have enough health. If the answer is yes, check the actual amount of health you have and think again. This will save your life someday.
10- "coc Balmora" will get you out of any hole.
11- Thou shalt cheat at least once during your first week. If you discover how, that is.
12- Thou shalt become addicted to cheating.
13- Thou shalt never play
Courage is All You Need"Hey," Spy murmured, watching Sniper step out of the campervan. Sniper glanced up, eyes tired and circled with dark rings from days of crying. It was hard for both of them when he got the phone call. Cancer took his mother away and an angry call from his father was not the greatest way to find out. He broke down like a baby while Spy held him close and tried to comfort him as best as he could. After three days of staying alone in his room, he left for Australia for the funeral. His family didn't welcome him with open arms, him being a mercenary and not being near his mother when she was sick, but the anger grew when her will stated her son was to get everything she owned. His father just got the truck, television, house and chair. He didn't mind.Courage is All You Need3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Spy approached him cautiously, arms opening slowly and smiling gently. Sniper dropped his luggage back and hurried over, clutching to him tightly with his face buried into his shoulder. He ran out of tears, his head hurt too much to produce an
Helmet Love - SoldierXEngieEngineer was a thinker. He would sometimes stare into space, thinking about what he would do if he wasn't fighting in the "REDs vs BLUs" war. Maybe he would just fix radios? Maybe he would be fixing cars, or building machinery for everyday use? He couldn't decide on what he would want to do.Helmet Love - SoldierXEngie6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He thought to himself a little more, and he didn't notice when Soldier stepped menacingly in front of him and eyed him. When Engineer didn't look up at him or respond, Soldier crossed his arms and cleared his throat. Engineer snapped out of his daydream and looked up at Soldier.
"Oh, sorry Soldier." Engineer apologized, unrolling some blueprints. "I was having a little daydream."
Soldier raised an eyebrow. "Well, save the daydreaming for later and get back to the building!" He demanded. "Or I'll save the BLUs the trouble of giving you the beat-down and I'll do it instead!"
Engineer gave a little salute. "Roger that!" He looked at his blueprints and started putting metal together to build a Sentry.
Astro Boy-alternative ending part 1Astro stepped in front of the table and stared at it. The table on which he was created…Astro Boy-alternative ending part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"D'you need help?" A malicious whisper was hissed by one of the security guards and he turned him around so his back was to the table.
Two security guards grabbed his shoulders and put him sitting on the table.
He did not respond, even when emitted short obscenities at him and snickered among themselves, and only lowered his head.
He heard Elefun struggling, "No! Leave me; you've no right to stop me! Tenma! Stop it!"
But Dr. Tenma ignored Dr. Elefun and moved toward the table.
He sent a glance of disgust at the security guards grinning still, and looked at Astro.
He answered a look of resignation and defeatism, and... Sadness.
Tenma stared at him. He had the face of Toby. But he was not Toby. He is not Toby.
Why tampered with it in the first place? Now he had to disable the child - the robot!
The child robot.
Tenma raised his hand and placed it behind the head of the robot, the second set on his sh
Imperialism and ObesityImperialism and Obesity5 years ago in Historical More Like This
First, the political cartoon itself: http://podcasts.shelbyed.k12.al.us/kvarner/files/2010/08/Bellringer-2-Imperialism.jpg
So, what is this cartoon by Judge magazine saying? (Judge magazine is a satirical
publication that produced some of the best political cartoons of the 19th and
20th centuries.) The cartoon depicts a progression of Uncle Sam,
personification of the United States, growing progressively over time. Though
the early growth of the US is depicted as healthy growth, that of empire is
contrasted as unhealthy growth or fat.
So, why is empire unhealthy to the body politic? Between 1783 and 1861 the body of
the US can be interpreted as merely that of a nation (if perhaps an
enterprising and industrious one). This early growth can be defined as nation
building. But looking into it more closely, this definition is slippery. It
implies that the Amerindians have no nation, or that their nation is the United
States even if it is an alien European nation. Were the Amerind
Painis Cupcake: NightmareMid-day; in the weary mills of 2fort. You cross the wooden bridge over the blocked off river from the metal, modern mill to the wooden, old fashioned mill. You make your way into the connecting hallways while treading on the soft dirt and clumps of hay. You turn right towards the small courtyard where two stairways lead to the wooden catwalk. However, lying before you are the dead comrades of the red team, hacked away bone by bone.Painis Cupcake: Nightmare5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Sentries and dispensers lay before you, smashed into the dirt with clumps of metal littering the ground. Laying back first against the catwalk wall is a red Demoman with a mauled head lying limp of the base of its spine. A Spy lies next to the Demoman with part of its torso hacked off clean. You wonder what could have done this.
Then suddenly you hear clicks like a shotgun cocking coming from the upper room by the catwalk. You walk up the nearest stairway towards the noise. As you enter the room, the noises become closer then before. Then the noises start dy
Proposal"Kakarot, have any last words before i slaughter you?" Vegeta asked, placing his hands on his hips. Sticking between his hips was a pregnant belly bump.Proposal3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Goku stood before vegeta all calm and natural, "Vegeta i told you i was sorry that i got you pregnant. I mean i didn't know you where a breeder." He said. But the saiyan prince had his arms crossed.
"I'm not going to forgive you for this thanks to you bulma dumped me!" Vegeta screeched, he was clearly having the moodsiwngs attacking him.
"Vegeta i know your mad at me but chichi dumped me or divorced me after bulma told her what i did to you. I was wondering if..." Goku said, he stopped vegeta was curious of what he was going to say next.
Suddenly Goku went on one knee and pulled out a little velvet box, he opened it and it revealed a saiyan ring. With vegeta's family crets on it.
"Vegeta will you marry me? Since we don't have the love ones in our lives anymore. I guess it came to this." Goku sai
What love can createWhat love can create4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Kakarot.....We have to talk." said vegeta, blushing a bit. Goku turned his head to look at him, "really what kind of talk?" he asked, vegeta crossed his arms and looked down. "Lately i have been moody, and sick. After that night we had." Goku smiled, he and vegeta where now lovers. "So what is it that you want to talk about?" "Kakarot i think i have grown............Large." "Large?" vegeta turned to face goku, goku didn't see anything. Until vegeta lifted his shirt, "WHOA!" goku shouted, he saw that vegeta's abs where gone, and his navel was popped out. "Can I........Can i touch it?" goku asked, vegeta's blush was deeper. "Fine go ahead." he said.
Goku placed his hand on vegeta's stomach, he was gently gliding his hand on vegeta's hard stomach. "Wow.......This is what love can create." he said, smiling. Vegeta didn't find it so pleasing, he was frowning and throwing a 'You-did-this.' look. "Aaaw vegeta, don't give me that look! Aren't you happy?" "Me? Happy? BAH! I already had a first
My NightmareChapter One.My Nightmare3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sesshomaru hated this. He was sitting underneath a tree with his legs crossed, the light of the sun made shadows of the leaves underneath it. Jaken was sitting underneath one tree, sleeping. Rin, was asleep on sesshomaru's leg.
Sesshomaru did not mind it when rin slept on him, but one thiing he hated sitting over his legs was his stomach but it was protruded out. He was inspecting a baby, he knew who the father was; the half-demon naraku. How much did he wanted to kill him for making him pregnant carrying a baby that he did not want.
He knew that he should not have give in to the half-demons charms, he should have just ignore the roar of passion in him. His mating senses where driving him nuts, so he gave himself up to the half-demon to let him mate on him. He didn't know that the result of the mating would end sesshomaru like this, pregnant with the half-demons child.
How do I wish, that i would kill him. He thought, he looked at his belly then looked ba
Portal Christmas storyPortal Christmas story4 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Christmas (or the day before),
And for that most people were preparing for.
In Aperture labs all was still,
But then, with a shriek so shrill,
In crashed a British core.
And right in the main computer room,
where GLaDOS was hanging in gloom,
Because of his bad luck of course,
Wheatley crashed with quite a force,
and prepared to face his doom.
Before she could disassemble, torch, or,
throw him into trash compactor,
He turned on his British charm:
"I assure you, I meant no harm!
the sleigh got in my way!" he swore.
Unsure what he was going on about for,
but deeming it best to ignore,
"It has been so much fun,
now get ready to be catapulted to the sun"
she said, deciding to settle the score.
"No! Aren't you curious what I saw!?"
screamed the core hanging in her claw.
"For my falling from the sky the cause,
was, believe it or not, Santa Claus!
for crashing to his sleigh made me yaw!"
Indeed, GLaDOS wasn't about to believe it,
When Chell arrived to save the Brit.
She told the robots,
For What It's WorthIt stays with you for awhile.For What It's Worth4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The effects of the main body are a persistent thing, a mess of forgotten electrical impulses from the wires within that had been fried when you'd abruptly been pulled away from it all. The urge to test, the murderous rage, the shock of losing it all in an instant stays with you for awhile, slowly draining away like poison from a wound.
Fortunately, you're going to be here for awhile. Space is a pretty big place, after all.
At first you're just this awful mix of angry and bitter. Because well, this just isn't fair. All you wanted was to get something for yourself for a change, because nothing ever goes right for you. Nothing ever goes right for you and some part of you can't help but observe that it makes sense, and considering what She went and told you, it's kind of funny. The term A.I. normally refers to Artificial Intelligence, but for you it's more like Artificial Idiocy and that'd be a halfway clever train of thought if it weren't completely de
The Conagher ConundrumThe Conagher Conundrum2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Conagher Conundrum
story by TheFinalEx
original concept and art by Colored-Socks
Chapter 1: The Incident
Grand-dad always said I'd see him again some day, but I had always though that day'd be when I kicked the bucket but he aparently had other ideas. He somehow knew it'd be another way some day.
Not that it surprised me; seeing as how he's the smartest man I've ever known.
It all started when we's fighting those mindless robot's that feller Grey Mann had thrown at us like they was nothing to him. Wave after wave of robots came at us like ants versus anteaters. Not that we had any trouble with em' but they just got agervatin' after so long. My sentries took care of em like the where made of paper, and all I had to do was stand behind it and give the ol' thing more bullets and rockets to shoot out.
We was nearing the last wave for the day before Grey had to get him some more built to throw at us the next day, but some little varmit scout-bot somehow got behind my sentry and destroye
MedicIt was another day at school, and the teenage students were busy heading towards their next classes. They headed into the health club, still chattering over the things they had just learned in their previous class.Medic3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The group paused suddenly when they realized that their health classroom had changed dramatically.
Where before there had been happy, simple, fun posters with words like “Don’t forget to wash your hands before eating!” or “Cover the sneeze!”, now there were posters saying “Blood poisoning is a serious condition!” or “You break it, you hack it.”
The teacher’s desk had been replaced with an operating table, complete with a tray of doctor tools and overhead lights. There was a strange gun-like object suspended in the air, pointed at where someone unfortunate would lay on the table.
There were drawings on the chalkboard, in different colors of chalk, but the students had to cringe at pretty much all of it. Various diagr
Meet the RecruitsThe young man wearing a gas mask looked around the train he was riding. There were only three other people on the train, besides himself. There was a young boy who looked like a teenager, with jet-black hair and emerald-colored eyes, wearing a sleeveless red shirt and black knee-length pants, and running shoes. The other man, an older-looking one with a yellow hardhat was looking out the train window, watching the rain fall. He wore goggles and had reddish-brown overalls over a red shirt.Meet the Recruits6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He wanted to say something, maybe engage in a conversation, but he knew that he wasn't able to do so. He was born mute, so he couldn't say anything, or make any kind of noise with his vocal cords.
The doors leading to the main operating room of the train opened, and a dark-skinned man with an eyepatch over his right eye walked into the small room of the train.
"We're almost there." He announced. He had a heavy Irish accent, and a tattoo of the outline of a four-leaf clover on the left side of his fore