Zombie Survival GuideZombie Survival GuideZombie Survival Guide8 years ago in Horror More Like This
Daniel H@#&- Demented One
A common staple in many B-movies, Zombies are often depicted as taking over the world. Having watched many of those movies I have decided to compile my own Zombie Survival Guide after reading the one at Kuro5hin.org. This guide will be posted in many places I know of so that if anyone comments I will be able to make a better one later. To date I have not read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide, though I intend to. As for the debate I've seen on the Fast Zombies vs. Slow Zombies, this guide is written with Slow Zombies in mind, for if they are really dead bodies they would have series body control issues, and under the assumption that the outbreak is a large one that would last several years at least.
Preparation: (what you did for Y2K)
If you are already preparing for a Zombie invasion, lets face it; you don't need this guide, and are probably a little crazy, like me. Preparing for a Zombie i
Jelsa (4): There are things which never changeHer white braid stood out from the multitude. In the past, I would have flown towards her and surprised her by appearing in front of her, like I knew she loved me to. But I could no longer do that. Not here, at least. I threw myself towards the zebra crossing without even checking whether the lights were green for me, consequently having to dodge a car which just by chance didn’t run over me. I worked my way through the crowd which, even though they could finally see me, their routine seemed to absorb them so much that they appeared to be blind.Jelsa (4): There are things which never change1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Elsa!” I cried
She stopped short in the middle of the sidewalk, her hands hidden inside her blue jacket’s pockets in order to pretend to feel as cold as the rest of the humans. She did overact sometimes…
“Hello, Jack” she smiled.
There was something in her enormous blue eyes, which occupied almost half her face and her immensely black eyelashes, which contrasted with the tone of her skin, that stopped
Tell Flash (QuicksilverxReader) One-ShotTell Flash (QuicksilverxReader) One-Shot2 months ago in Romance More Like This
It was a Friday afternoon and the bell had just rung, signaling that your classes were now over. Heaving out a heavy sigh, you packed up your things into your bag and started heading towards the classroom door to leave. Since you were on the third floor, the halls had become empty by the time you reached the main entrance of the building. You were prepared to leave and head back home to watch some of your favorite shows until a gust of wind blew your hair back and you were soon face-to-face with a devious trickster.
“Pietro?” you arched an eyebrow at him. “I’m surprised that you actually dared to come to school. Sorry to tell ya but you’re a couple of hours late.”
He chuckled and leaned against the doorframe with his arms folded over his chest. A boyish grin spread across his lips but when your eyes flickered down, you noticed the way his foot was bouncing rapidly on the concrete pavement.
Is he nervous or something? you thought puzzled.
AlliesXChild!ReaderXAxis: From Beginning To End 4AlliesXChild!ReaderXAxis: From Beginning To End 4AlliesXChild!ReaderXAxis: From Beginning To End 41 year ago in Settings More Like This
"_________ are you even paying attention?" said Austria crossing his arms and giving you that your in trouble look. You were having a piano lesson with your music teacher who's also one of your many fathers.
"Yes Papa Austria," you lied giving him a sweet innocent smile. The Austrian man nods and and raises his baton just like a conductor in an orchestra and began to move his baton in waving motions. Just as he did your fingers began to move and press the piano keys beneath your fingers fluently. You were playing 'Waltz' by Chopin one of your favorite piano players that your Papa Austria introduced to you and for a 7 year old playing a very difficult song, you were a prodigy. Ever since you could understand the world around you, you've been taught to play instruments thanks to Austria and a few other countries who knew how to play since you were 4. As you continued to play you opened one eye to see Austria with his eyes closed and enjoy
Horsea [AU] [Jean x Reader]A/N: Dedicated to all the Pokemon fans~Horsea [AU] [Jean x Reader]3 months ago in Romance More Like This
“[Name] I’m back!” A voice called out as the front door clicked shut.
Walking into the apartment he shared with [Name], a soft smile adorned Jean’s face when he saw his girl sitting on a bar stool by the countertop, which acted as a divider between the kitchen and the living room in their small but cozy home.
She was wearing one of his shirts, rocking a pair of sweatpants, with her hair tied up in a messy bun. Chocolate wrappers were strewn all over the countertop, and she sat, back facing him, totally engrossed in her 3DS. And from the sounds of it, Jean was absolutely certain she was playing Pokémon.
Wrapping his hands around her waist from behind, he snuggled his face into the crook of her neck, giving her a sweet kiss on her collarbone, causing her to giggle and pat his head affectionately.
“How are you feeling now? Still having cramps?” He asked, resting his chin on her shoulder, massaging her stomach
Marshall Lee x Reader: Playing The HeroMarshall Lee x Reader: Playing The Hero9 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Ow, Marshall!" You said and lifted his smiling face from your chest, "believe it or not your teeth are sharp!"
His smile turned into a large teasing grin. You're both laying on the stiff couch of his house, watching a scary movie. His face had been resting in your chest. The two of you often hung out like this, you're close friends, but you're not completely positive if you're more than that yet or not.
"That's kinda the point," he scofted, wrapping his strong arms underneath your body, "I am the vampire king after all."
"Just because you're the vampire king doesn't mean you can go around biting whoever you want." You scolded.
His grip around you tightened almost to the point of pain. He looked at you with his demonic eyes and showed his fangs w
Loki x Reader |A New Laufeyson| Loki x Reader |A New Laufeyson| 1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“We have your wife.”
They had his wife.
They had his (Name).
They had a death wish.
“You have my wife in your custody?” He managed to growl out. The anger building inside of him was screaming to come out, yet he somehow managed to stay collected. At least, on the outside. His dark laugh returned, shorter this time.
“Then you have just sentenced yourselves to death. I will be there to pick up my wife shortly, and if she is harmed in any way, your heads will be disconnected from your bodies promptly.” He could almost feel the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent on the other end shivering with fear.
“Oh, that’s right…I forgot that you could teleport. That’s so un-awesome.”
“Yes…un-awesome indeed. For you.”
He was quickly met with the sound of frantic scrambling and a string of German words before he teleported out, searching for (Name)’s life force. He and her were connected, to the point that if
Darling, i want to destroy you. Reader X Hannibal. Were you dying to go?Darling, i want to destroy you. Reader X Hannibal.1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You just looked so exposed
Demure through the dark dancing lights
I glided by, I can't deny that the shadows
Betrayed you and I on that night
The bedroom was dimly lit by the flickering light of candles scattered about the eccentric room.
You and Hannibal fell back onto your bed in a feverish frenzy.
His hands slid over the silk like skin of your leg that was left exposed by your skirt, while yours busied themselves with undoing the buttons of his shirt.
Oh, I must confess I am overdressed
Are you not impressed?
He leaned up and kissed you passionately.
you kissed back without hesitation, only a moment later he began to kiss his way up your neck starting at your collarbone. You let out a breathy moan causing the man above you to smirk against the smooth skin of your neck.
As he reached your ear he left a faint kiss right below it.
Karkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First GradeKarkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First GradeKarkat x Reader x Sollux: Part 2: First Grade2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your guardian shook you awake, humming a song. It was yet another school day. You had started first grade over two months ago, and you LOVED IT! It was so much fun! You got to see your friends and make new ones! Plus, everyday at lunchtime your teacher would give you a cookie and milk. The actual class was okay. It was kind of boring, because your guardian had started to teach you about math and fonix , but you could sit through it.
You went to school and sat right in your seat immediately. You were a good little girl! Karkat sat right next to you, but he was usually too busy fighting with Eridan to talk to you before school started. Sollux was in the class next door. You were so sad when you found out! But he still rode your bus home and came over to your house often.
The first few hours went by quickly. Then it was STORY TIME!!!!! You loved Storytime! Everyday Teacher would read you a book. Usually it was about pupp
I'll be here until the very end. Levi x ReaderI'll be here until the very end. Levi x Reader1 year ago in Drama More Like This
It was a gloomy day.You and Rivaille were here in a crowded room with many many strangers.You were both wearing your uniforms and the 3DMG.Anxiously biting you lips and looking around you the only thing that made you feel better was to look at your beloved boyfriend,Rivaille.His eyes were closed with his hands on his leg,gritting his teeth from time to time.
„Does it still hurt?”You whispered as you took his hand .
When he felt your smooth hands touch his,he immediatley shivered and looked you in the eyes.
„Tch,it’s just an injury,it’s not the end of the world.” He said as he looked away
He didn’t seem so good and you were preety worried about that.A few moments later you saw someone burst into the room while shouting
„The collosal titan has captured Jager!!”The man was panting and he could barely speak
You both flinched at the sight of the man a
Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 10 You woke up in your bed, feeling light and full of energy. You jumped out of bed and got ready for bed. You started to remember what happened after the hug from Uta last night.Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 101 month ago in Romance More Like This
He had released you from his comfy hug and your face was beet red.
"Why are you blushing?" Uta said to you with his unexpressive face, and then he started to smirk. "It wasn't a kiss; do you want one that badly?" He leaned closer and closer to you, and he delicately placed his lips upon yours.
You couldn’t remember anything after that. I’ve never had someone I loved that confesses their love to me and kiss me on the same day, you thought.
When you got out of your apartment, you walked to the CCG building. The cool winter breeze was blowing. It’s such a beautiful day, you thought, I should just walk. You were in a very happy mood. The second you entered the building, everyone stared at you because of your
Do what you want [Levi x Reader]Do what you want [Levi x Reader]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Do what you want - [Levi x Reader]
|You can’t have my heart…|
The night was chilly, a soft, cold breeze was waving through the street of one of the filthiest districts that could be found behind the safe walls of Sina. Frozen breaths of numbness swirled around like snowflakes, but the only thing that covered the ground was trash. In the light flooded side street shadows crept up and down the walls, swallowing the dusty light rays the old lamps radiated.
In between this unknown wasteland of the poor, there lay one single building with flickering lights all around it, the outside of it glooming in pure golden essence. Shining words told the rich what this extravagant palace resembled, what it was deep down inside.
And that was exactly where you were headed, your heels clacking on the broken surface of the ground, short skirt hugging your fragile form, hair waving in the crashing waves of air. Goosebumps tightened their grip around you, threatening to freeze you
It Gets Better (Clint x Reader) (One-Shot)Sitting by the window and watching the stars had become a habit of hers when he left six months ago. He was supposed to be gone a year so she had to wait for six more. But each day felt like a lifetime to her. She sat on the window seat, sipping hot cocoa while gazing at the night sky. She knew he wouldn't magically fall from the sky and they would live happily ever after. No, she watched the sky because that's what her mom had told her to do when she was little and her father was off at war.It Gets Better (Clint x Reader) (One-Shot)10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I'm not a patient person, Clint,” (Name) said to no one in particular. “And you've been gone for far too long.” She sighed and finished her drink. She put her cup in the dishwasher and got into bed. She'd throw herself another pity party tomorrow.
The Next Evening
(Name) sat on the couch watching her favorite movie and feeling sorry for herself, yet again. She was beginning to get depressed.
All of a sudden the doorbell rang. She answered it and saw Pepper. “O
Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 6 Once you saw Suzuya outside your car window, you wiped the tears off your face. What’s Suzuya doing here? You thought. You stepped out of the car and when he saw your face, his cute smile had crumbled to a frown.Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 61 month ago in Romance More Like This
“Why were you crying (Y/n)?” He asked you. He wiped off some of the leftover tears you missed.
You smiled at him. “It was nothing, but what are you doing here?” you asked him.
“First you tell me, and then I tell you.” He said stubbornly. “Was it a guy? What’s his name.”
“If I would tell you, I know you would find him, and kill him.” You chuckled and went back in your car. He had opened the passenger car door, and sat in the seat next to you. “Did I say you could come in the car?”
He smiled his childish smile “You never said no either. Now I’m your bodyguard.” He stopped smiling for a few sec
Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 13 Epilogue It’s been a week since you’ve woken up from your coma. You’ve adapted to your new lifestyle and diet, but have been feeling like something has been missing, and you finally realized what it was.Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 13 Epilogue3 weeks ago in Romance More Like This
You and Uta were walking through the silent park at around noon, and you wanted to bring up what you felt has been missing.
"Uta… I want a cat.” You said to him with assertiveness. Uta stopped walking and turned to look at you, his face subtly saying no with a bit of disgust. You stopped alongside him. "Why?” you asked him. “I want to share our love with someone, or at least something." You pouted, but he turned to look away from you and started walking again.
"If I'd have to share you with anything, I'd get jealous of it." He said to you, which had made you feel special, but you really wanted him to listen to you.
"I’m not going to talk to you until you’ve said yes to the pet.
The Wedding Cup - Levi x ReaderYou finished sewing the finishing touches to the banner. With the help of Eren and a few others, you were able the hang it upon the wall in the mess hall. Looking at your work, you let out a prideful sigh. On the wall, a large, white banner with the words “Happy Anniversary” written with golden yarn, sewn in with nimble fingers hovered over. It wasn’t much, but it was full of hard work, love, patience, and dedication.The Wedding Cup - Levi x Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The mess hall slowly began to smell of the sweet aroma of cinnamon, sugar, and vanilla. Your plan to prepare a party for you and Levi’s wedding anniversary before he woke up was going as planned.
“Hey, [Name]?” Armin began. “I know it’s your anniversary and all, but, should you really be helping? It’s like you’re planning a surprise birthday party for yourself.”
“Oh, there’s no harm in doing so. I just want Levi to relax at least once in his life. In fact, I think I’ll check on him now.
I Will RiseSting Eucliffe X ReaderI Will Rise9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter 1: Goodbye, my Nakama
A maroon colored cat was wandering around town, having separated from his partner in search for tonight's dinner. Both had different preferences, so it was agreed upon to buy what they wanted and take it home. Lector suddenly stops walking, eyes wide as he stares at a stand selling his favorite food.
"Sakana!" His mouth begins to salivate at the thought of his fangs digging into the fish's body.
"Would you like to buy some?" He hears a man, looking up to find him behind the stand. The man wore a tee-shirt with a white apron around his body to prevent fish blood or particles from staining his clothes underneath. From the amount of stains on his smock, the man had very good business today.
"Yes! I'll take one."
"That'll be 50 jewels."
Lector nods, checking his vest pocket for money but his face suddenly has a despaired look. He forgot to ask Sting for money when they went to look for their own food!
"I'll take two, please!" Lec
Storms in the night - Ian Hecox/Reader(you)As the small creaks echo through her frightened mind, all she can think is to walk to the light emanating from the bottom of Ian's room.Storms in the night - Ian Hecox/Reader(you)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The loud noises of thunder and bright flashes of lightning had woken her up, and only after she figured out the cause of the terrifying noises had she decided to go see if Ian was awake.
As a loud crack shudders through the small house, she finds herself jump, and scurry to the door.
Only peeking her head into the sorely lit room, seeing her boyfriend, Ian Hecox, awake, editing, humming a soft tune, barely even noticing the thunder outside, and definitely not noticing the small girl creeping past his doorframe and into his dark room,
only light from the computer screen breaks through the darkness of night.
"I-Ian?" Her small voice is the only noise heard besides the rumbling and cracks from outside, and the small clicking and slides from the computer.
Ian jumps in his chair a little as her presence startled him
"(y/n)! You scared me" his simple voice
Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 4 “U~chan! I heard you met Eyepatch~kun! I want to meet him!” Itori told Uta . They were sitting at the Helter Skelter bar. Itori shares information on the underworld there. After observing Uta, she noticed he was upset “Are you worried that your Inspector girlfriend might tell the Doves about us?”Mistake (Uta x Reader) Part 41 month ago in Romance More Like This
“She’s not my girlfriend. I just happened to find an easy target, and it turned out she was a Dove. It’s already been around a week.” He said staring at his coffee. He seemed genuinely upset.
“If she wanted the CCG to find us, then she would have told them by now, right? It’s strange though!” She said “Maybe…” she gasped “She’s in love with you!” Uta stared at her, dumbfounded. She looked at his face, surprised by the look, and started a laughing fit. “Ha ha ha! You didn’t notice?!? The look in her eye before she found out you were a ghoul was
Day Off (Jeremy Renner X Reader)You opened your eyes to sunlight streaming through the window of the beach house. Jeremy just finished filming Hansel and Gretel yesterday, and you finished filming (Movie Title) for the week. You boyfriend was intending to spend his day off with you. Your legs were tangled with his under the Avengers comforter, a gift from Robert. You stretched and popped yourself up on your elbows. The hand on your hip tightened and pulled you back down. “Umpff.” You collided with bare toned chest. You boyfriend buried his face into your hair and whined.Day Off (Jeremy Renner X Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Go away morning.” He grumbled. You giggled and swatted his arm. “I have to make breakfast.” You explained. “Breakfast can wait” he replied with a huff. “Really? What a shame, I was going tom make those special omelets you loved.” You smirked. “You're so cruel.” He complained and reluctantly let you go. “I'll come get you when the coffee is ready.” You said as you swu
Eren x reader scary moviesAs you and your lover Eren jeager were walking you noticed the new paranormal activity movie came out and you always wanted to see those movies but your big brother never let you. Your mom and dad was eaten by the titan and you and your 21 year old brother joined the survey corps and BOOM you meet Eren . Now that all the titans are gone and humanity has pissed on the titans existence the world was now rebuilt and shit. So now that you were out with your boyfriend Eren you decide to trick him into letting you see the movie. “Eren can we go see paranormal activity please.” You say tugging on his arm. “no way! Your brother told me those movies could scare the tits out of you. “EREN IF I CAN HANDLE SEEING MY PARENTS GIT EATIN IN REAL LIFE I CAN HANDLE A FAKE MOVIE!” “FINE! But when you get scared im going to say I told you so.Eren x reader scary movies1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Time skip to the movie~~~~~
Like as you told eren you can handle the movie, you were wrong
You were screaming and putti
Just a Moirail (2)Just a Moirail (2)11 months ago in Drama More Like This
Heavy breathing obscured any words that attempted to escape your throat as heavy waves of heat from the physical exertion rendered you almost immobile.
Your partner in crime was currently hovering over your helpless figure, fingers wiggling tauntingly before diving in for the kill, causing a surprised yelp to escape your mouth.
"Cr-Cro-" you couldn't even manage to speak his name properly, stuttering over the syllables much like he did when he became flustered and his accent became thick. Drawing in a shuttering breath through clenched teeth, you attempted one last hurrah and wrapped your legs around his narrow hips, using the shock your movements had clearly caused him to your advantage and twisted your body until you both had flipped on your sides, giving you the perfect opportunity to domineer over him. You pushed up on your hands and knees and pinned him underneath you, trapping him in a cage of limbs while staring him down with a devious smirk.
Little Thing[Levi x Reader]"YEAH~! we did it cadat [L.name], we finally did it. " said Hanji with a large smile on her face. "We finally done with the paperwork~!"Little Thing[Levi x Reader]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I looked at her and smiled with a yawn. This was really late a night, and all what I wanted is just go to sleep.
The woman with glasses looked at the clock on the wall and said. "Thank you cadat, now you can leave."
"Thank yo..." before then I could finish my phrase, the door opened with a kick.
"Levi~! what are you doing here in this hour?" Hanji asked with surprised face.
"I want to ask the same question for cadat[L.name]." His cold gaze locked on my (e/c) eyes.
"C...captain...I...I...just..." My throat dries slowly, looked at Rivaille with a open mouth. I can't say it normally...
"Well [Name]...I wait..." The short man looked at me with the lack of time."You know what...? fuck it" He took me by the arm and pulled me from the office.
Hanji looked at us leave.
"Good night you two~!" She said with a big smile with giggles.
High-Speed Romance (MattxReader - Final Part)Matt looks at you with a smile.High-Speed Romance (MattxReader - Final Part)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Well let's go look for a good spot to watch the fireworks!" he says.
You begin searching around the festival for a good spot to watch the fireworks but every good spot is taken. Your heart grows heavy as you realize you might not get to enjoy the special moment you wanted to have with Matt. But then he sighs and runs a hand through his thick brown locks of hair.
"Well, it looks like it's too damn crowded here," says with a sigh.
You try not to let your disappointment show on your face as you nod. But Matt sees the glimmer of sadness in your eyes and smiles while squeezing your hand.
"Come on, I have an idea," he says.
You wonder what he could possibly have in mind. You start walking away from the festival and you frown as you both hop back into his car.
"Um, Matt why are we leaving the festival?" you ask him while buckling up.
He places a finger on your lips causing your eyes to widen in surprise. He smirks while igniting the engine and speeding down th