LotR OuttakesThe Fellowship of the Ring Movie OuttakesLotR Outtakes8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Gandalf tells Frodo about his ring
Gandalf snatches the envelope, throws it on the fire and watches it burn
Frodo: What are you doing!
Gandalf reaches for the tongs and goes to take the ring out of the fire
Gandalf: Oh *bleep* Ive lost it!!
Frodo bursts out giggling as Gandalf continues to poke the fire
Director: Cut! Props!!
Escape on Buckleberry Ferry
The hobbits are running around in the trees shouting as the Ringwraith tries to catch them while they run for Buckleberry ferry .
Sam, Pippin and Merry get away faster and as Frodo is dancing with the Ringwraith Pippin runs straight into a tree
Pippin: *bleep*!! *loud crunch as he hits the floor*
The Ringwraith falls of its horse laughing as Frodo bursts into a fit of giggles and Sam crashes into a tree trying to see what the commotion is .
Sam: *bleep* ouch my nose hurts!&
Journeyed Too Far WestJanuary 24th, 1872Journeyed Too Far West2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Arrived in Rose Dust today. Got a good overlook from the stagecoach as it crested a hill. Little more than a collection of shabby buildings all jumbled together in the bottom of horseshoe-shaped gulley. Timber frames of future dwellings out on the fringes, plenty of carpenters at work. Only places of merit seem to be the assay office and the town hall, maybe the local saloon. Not sure why Rose Dust has the name it does, but clearly a fresh boomtown; even the railroad hasn’t come out this far.
Met with Mayor Chandler, took me to Hoc’s saloon for drinks and to discuss my settling into town. Said his wife didn’t tolerate the thought of him drinking in his office. Friendly, just like in the letters. Offered to put me up in the hotel for the night while he finishes getting my place secured. Never met a man so outright welcoming in my life. Odd that he greets me so warmly; they must really need an undertaker.
January 27th, 1872
Been a few days now, and am
Christine's Barricade"In My Life"Christine's Barricade8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I scan the lines
with the passion of a child lost
in a wilderness cursed by
"A Heart Full of Love"
I squint as the page fades
into the mangled contour
of my tutor's mask-less face,
which my heart – full of fear
cannot omit from yesterday's
"Find me now"
I cannot lose him - a
shadow looming like a
broken umbrella from the
balcony's shadowed precipice
"Find me here"
I stand immovable as his
bat-like claws entangle my
gaping throat – no longer
ready to belt the pure-ish lines
of a wide-eyed
duchess – ignorant of the
death-like coos of
Is no mirror of my role
in a tortured existence
With a father at hand
to shave the world silent
With no hypnotic barricade
separating her voice
from her love-strewn cries
And no demon-hazed pursuer
rising to grope her
from the cave-governed
In the nail-stepping set
the masquerade persists
And last night's slumber
gives me no ground
to revive a role so light
SnowfallFeaturing Nuala & LonánSnowfall1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Early Winter, Year 758 of the New Age
Glenmore, Firefly Glade
She’d been here before. Of course she’d been here before, it was her home, but she’d been here before. Her whole world was light, like a dream, one she’d had more than once. Her magic surrounded her, motes of snow dancing in the air as they gently fell, glowing like fireflies in the light that came from her very soul. It cast a warm pool of pale gold around her, a beacon in the half-light of evening. This time though she knew it wasn’t a dream. She could feel it, real and corporeal.
She cantered swiftly through the forest, her feet finding the path without having to be told where to go. She hardly had to think; she knew where she was going. Every part of her knew. She’d wanted to return
skinwalkershe was a vicious prion,skinwalker2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
anomalous & infectious—
my fractured mind was the
perfectly unsuspecting host.
i was so ashamed of life
& you had all the answers.
"don't let me go,"
she hissed each night,
coating my flesh in a
(it was just too damn easy
to grasp your viral hands.)
i know my ribcage is almost on empty
& my heart is converting to toxic waste,
but i still have a feverish serum in my veins
& a voice not yet conquered by broken bones.
your plague of malevolence
shall never govern me again.
Keeper of DreamsShe turns to her dreams more often than she does reality.Keeper of Dreams2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Inside them - those wondrous and phosphorescent fancies - he is always there, waiting for her.
Silver eyes like misty moonlight; skin so smooth and perfect it could have been carved from marble and hair the color of the blackest midnight, softer than swan feathers against her cheeks. A smile that could have put the stars to shame and a voice more saccharine than nectar, washing over every inch of her being like tender waves of satin.
Just like the other nights, he is stretched out across a bed of rich purple sheets and petals whiter than snow. Everywhere else she looks there is nothing but a stark, vast emptiness; save for him, smiling at her as if she is the morning sun come to greet his lips.
"You have returned," he murmurs, pale hand extending forward towards her. "I have missed you, my sweet. Come...lay next to me; share in sleep's sweet embrace."
She obeys in an instant, descending into the gossamer touch of the matt
She Did TellI met a woman, pale and fair,She Did Tell3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
and, enamored with her phoenix hair,
implored for her soft voice to tell
the look of demons outside hell
She raised her hands and showed her teeth
"Well," she said, "They look like me."
breathing takes a second too longi'm just going to write this all out because if i stop to so much as breathe or count the seconds in my head until i feel like maybe you're a little closer to me then i might just fall apart. i don't have much control over my punctuation or spelling or grammar but i also don't have much control over myself and especially not over you and me together, and it's terrifying but it's all i want.breathing takes a second too long3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
i want to be able to see you and i want to press myself against you as tightly as i can because there have been way too many miles between us for way too long and all i want is you and when i stand up i want you to still be against me and when i lie down i want you still to surround me and when i walk over to the door to leave because maybe you made me sad or maybe it's just time to go i want to walk out to my doorstep and have you still be encircling me like i am the destination on your map that you've been looking for for so long.
i don't want to be the sore spot between your elbow and forearm fro
In Peeta's Eyes 1: Sowing and ReapingIn Peeta's Eyes 1: Sowing and Reaping3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The reaping ceremony has always disgusted me. The whole idea of the Hunger Games is just so barbaric that I am unbelievably thankful each year my name doesn't come out of that glass ball. Looking around me, I see the terrified and paler-than-usual faces of more than a hundred kids from ages 12 to 18, all of them saying the same desperate prayer I am: Please don't let it be me this time!
We are lined up according to our ages. Like rows of grain from District 9 ready to be chopped down with the glinting scythe of Effie Trinket's brightly colored fingernails. As if the only reason the adults of Panem have children is to put them in these infernal lines to be chopped down and thrown into a death match disguised as a grand honor. To me, that's all we seem to be to the people of the Capitol: ears of grain sown for the sole purpose of perishing in a sifter that only a
Ways to Drive Loki up the wallWays to drive Loki up the wall:Ways to Drive Loki up the wall3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
1. Ask him to kneel
2. Tell him that Thor is better than him
3. Ask him whether he had done things with Thor, and videotape his reactions.
4. Put him alone in a room with Hulk.
5. Put him in a room with Thor in an crazy mood.
6. Show him ThunderFrost, Frostiron and any other yaoi pairings photos & videos.
7. Replace his scepter with a cardboard one.
8. Steal his hair gel and hide it.
9. Tell him that he will never take over the world.
11. Squeal at every word he says.
12. Glomp on him for the entire day.
13. Follow him around for 24 hours. Including in his sleep.
14. Take pictures of him bathing (NAKED) and post everywhere. (Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook, Twitter, Fanpop, Google, etc.)
15. Tell him that he is a slut.
16. Ask him whether he is a gay, and if he says no, run all over Asgard telling everyone he is gay. If he says yes ._____________.
17. Ask him whether he likes Lady Gaga.
18. Steal his clothes when he is half-awake.
19. Call him a cockroach.
That Little Jerk Named School.I hate you, school.That Little Jerk Named School.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You gave me acne.
You little jerk.
rise and fallyou breathe your firerise and fall8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
into me, filling all
of my nooks and crannies
with an explosive energy
until my seams are ready to
b u r s t.
up and up and up
I go, riding this high
until my fingers can
graze the atmosphere
like a familiar lover--
you’ve got me gasping
for breathe and
feeling more alive
than when my feet
graced the paling Earth.
but my happiness was not enough
so you ripped the wind from
my sails and watched
the decent begin;
flailing in a disturbing beauty
I tumbled through violent
winds and torrential rains,
cradling the dwindling warmth
of the fire that once
as I hurtled towards the ground,
unsteady and swaying I watched
as the Earth opened up it’s arms
welcoming it’s lost child
home, readying the ropes
to tether me back to a place
I didn’t quite belong.
are you happy now?
my lifePeople don't want me to be me,my life9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
so they force me to be the person they want to see.
they don't see that their effect was reversed
or that my breaking point has been traversed.
I feel as though my mind is slowly being erraticated
and my once strong body painfully mutilated.
because of my affiliations,
i have suffered through many tribulations.
I want to just lay down and die
and let my soul drift towards the sky.
but i know it's not my time quite yet,
for i still have goals that need to be met.
So until i finish my final task,
a little peace is all i ask.
i do not wish to cause any strife,
i just want you to get out of MY LIFE!!!
Pluto Isn't a PlanetI can barely breathePluto Isn't a Planet1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
and that's what's keeping me
My parents said I was a child
(Too young to understand)
And the teachers shook their heads at me.
Society told me that I was insane
and the stares in the halls told me
it wasn't right
to keep living this way
How could the burden of those galaxies
be the reason I'm alive?
"You are on the wrong track," they said,
"You need to follow planets orbiting the sun
and Pluto isn't
There is no point
if the textbook isn't open,
but I cannot lie to my
I feel most alive when my small hands
are trying to carry the entire solar system
and I break through the most
galaxies and constellations
by following the north star
and not the mathematical calculations
I copied down in my
2p!America x Reader: Bad Guy part 9 For a moment, there was only a deafening silence after you left. Al stood staring at the door you slammed. His mind raced through the events and he mentally kicked himself for even drinking. He knows how he gets when he drinks. He felt sick, like vomiting. He wasn't sure if it was the fact that you left barefoot into the cold or because of the alcohol. He looked over at Matt, who was staring at the door too and shaking his head.2p!America x Reader: Bad Guy part 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You shouldn't have said that," he said. "She's obviously pretty sensitive."
"I shouldn't have said it because I didn't mean it. And she's not sensitive, I just really messed up."
"Did she slap you sober? You're talking like you actually have some sense," Matt commented.
Alfred just nodded. He wanted to think you hadn't just ran out and that this was just some daydream; a scenario in his head that had never-and never would-happened. He looked aro
Sun-ShyStars skitterSun-Shy2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
behind Moon Mother's skirt,
I'm lucky to have been loved by a fallen angel.He kisses my smiling cheeks and puts one finger over my lips.I'm lucky to have been loved by a fallen angel.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He kisses over his fingers,
soft, tender, slow,
Dancing his lips tenderly, a breath away over mine.
He blows his angel soul into me, and my body yearns to reply with fullness, and he knows this, his eyes full of wonder and amazement.
"Sleep now, tender unla" he says and crushes my fragile bones tight to his.
"What is wrong, ourtaan?" I say with sadness.
"Don't worry about me, sleep untroubled precious mortal. It is only my soul that pains me.
Do not worry. Do not trouble yourself. Think of nothing else but my love."
Meeting my eyes, I see the ocean in his eyes, reflecting the beauty of a thousand ages.
He says, "This is how I see you."
And I reply, "I love you, please stay with me tonight."
He looks at me with loving eyes and cradles me tighter, he says,
"I love you also, I will stay."
He supports my weight over his lap and sits up gently to unfurl black and brindle streaked wings over me, enclosing me in a f
Jean Pocket WeaponsYou hoard your emotions like weaponsJean Pocket Weapons1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
in the pockets of your jeans,
pulling them out and dusting them off
when it suits you, when it's convenient,
when you're trapped between a rock
and a hard decision and you need
an excuse to run...but I wonder if you realize
you're only running from yourself.
Rainy NightNothing is as beautiful as the rainRainy Night7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dark, cold, rainy night….
Full of broken promises and hopes
There's no one to protect you
To keep you safe
The only thing you can count on
As the cold night ends
Light becomes brighter
More and more
As that clarity spreads
The night follows you
Step by step
'Till it comes ahead of you
Everything turns grey again
But please, one thing
Don't break the silence
Self DestructI pressed self destruct many moons ago,Self Destruct2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I'm sorry I never told you, I never let you know.
I told you when we started I was just a lost cause,
I wasn't seeking approval, I wasn't seeking applause.
You see I'm not as brave as you think I am,
Inside I try to keep it all blocked, like a river and a damn.
If only you could look into my soul and see whats going on,
Maybe then you'd understand, I feel I'm the only one.
And even though you broke my walls I't doesn't mean I'm healed,
Because even though I let you in theres thing's I never revealed.
You were my lighthouse in the storm, you were the one that felt like home,
I thought you were the one, I loved you, if only you had known.
No Place To Sleepthree hoursNo Place To Sleep2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
locked in this
a woman with
wine on her dress
and half an eyelash
the TV plays one show
I rub my wrists
a greasy man
insists he has
sure you do
paint has dried
grass has grown
my demons shrivel
at what they see