Survival of the Richest*Beat of "Glock Whore" by The White Shadow of NorwaySurvival of the Richest4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
There was a boy age fourteen
hated drama queens and fiends
people treated him like shit
so his tongue he bit
told himself it'd get better
lifes a bitch, school ain't deader
so he turned to music and in-tro-spection
he gave rap inspection
liked it, indie stuff
never did snuff
Vinnie Paz fan
beyond mainstream span.
When things turn shitty he said "fuck it" and spit it
nobody the same did it
Highs a bitch hive
So he just jibed and vibed
just chilled and thought free
His name? Ha, it's me
No one fucks with me lyrically and lives
no one who pisses on kids *R.Kelly*
no one with the pronoun "-lil"
no pop fans, i'm much to ill.
Just cause I have a heart doesn't mean I have a pussy,
Your'e to young for drama, TV makes your brain mushy
Don't blame rap
blame pop Barbie crap
Hear that Montana? This ain't Ramona& Beezus
Not even your perfect is your name Jesus?
Eight year olds sip
50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru...Okay. Words of Wisdom for Today:50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru...6 years ago in Humor More Like This
If you tell yourself you're going to fail before you even try, then your heart is admitting defeat, and you will have already lost.
The Actual name of this is 50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru and his Bitch Kabuto, but that wouldn't fit. D:
1. Steal Kabuto's glasses
2. Braid Orochimaru's hair.
3. paint a lightning shaped scar on Kabuto's forehead.
4. Call Orochimaru a pedophile, When he denies, ask him why he fondles little boys cheeks.
5. Ask Kabuto if he actually molests Orochimaru back to health.
6. Pants Orochimaru when he's fighting with Tsunade and Jiraiya.
7. Tell Kabuto exactly how Orochimaru is going to die.
8. Lock yourself in Kimimaro's room, and use a cure for TB on him.
9. Sob to Orochimaru about how cute he was when he was a little boy.
10. Run into Suigetsu's room with Sasuke, and then throw Sasuke into the water RIGHT when Kabuto and Orochimaru come in, and scream, 'SUIGETSU CAPTURED SASUKE AND IS RAPING HIM!!!" And then laugh really hard when
A rose's lamentGot through lifeA rose's lament3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
feeling as if
made of thorns.
no longer showing
that was done.
to anyone at all
felt like seasons;
how much easier
to convince yourself
no one really cares;
even if you
were to suddenly
No more smiles No more smilesNo more smiles7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'ts time to fight.
- Where's your sword?
- I AM my sword.
- Where's your armor?
- I don't need it.
- Do you wanna get hurt?
To JR and MichelleI sighed as I lay on the grass, gazing up at the blue sky. The sound of clanging bells rang from the distance. It must be over now, I thought. My Rose Zostrich growled as it stood still, facing the source of the wedding bells. Down the hill was Britannia in all its glory. At its center was the castle where the bells rang as a flock of white doves soared from within the walls. All the citizens of Britannia stood by the castle and cheered for the newly wed couple; all of them except me. I sighed again and closed my eyes, placing my wrist on top of them. And suddenly, all the memories crept. It has been six years since I first met them, the Heretics.To JR and Michelle3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a very awkward meeting. Vesper had been attacked by monsters and while all the guilds helped in cleaning up the town, I had separated from my own, the Criterions, searching for one I could take on by myself. "What a rash and reckless youth I was," I thought. It was then that I found a lone monster that I hurriedly tried to dispose of.