Hey there, English (Hey there Delilah Parody)((side note..I did this whole thing in about fifteen minutes, at 11:30 at night. So sorry if it's a bit rough around the edges, but I like how it turned out. I actually started writing it as a Jake to Dirk song, but ended up changing it to dirk in the end. ^ ^; I'm never getting this freaking song out of my head though. XD without further ado, here it is!))Hey there, English (Hey there Delilah Parody)1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Hey there, English, what's it like there on your island? I'm 400 years away, but boy tonight I hope you're smilin', yes I do. Brobot can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true.
Hey there, English, don't you worry 'bout the distance, I'm right here when you get lonely, Pester me, I'll always listen. Open your eyes. Read my orange text, it's my disguise, I'm by your side!
(Chorus): Oh, it's what you do to me, oh it's what you do to me! (x4)
What you do to me!
Hey there English, I know in your time it's getting hard, but just believe me, Jake, someday you'll speak with me and not AR, we'll have it good. We'll talk about every
33 day gore challengeI am so doing this, but it will take more than 33 days. I will make them gorey! ALL THE BLOOD!33 day gore challenge2 years ago in Personal More Like This
3. Vore / Cannibalism
4. Piercing / Bodymodification
5. Mask / Covered eyes / Covered mouth
8. Undead / Zombie
9. Skeleton / Bones
10. Cyborg / Mechanical
11. Conjoined bodies
18. Ball-jointed doll
21. Breath play
22. Torture devices
27. Extra limbs
28. Knives / Guns / Weapons
32. Scarring / Disfigurations
33. Beaten up / Bruising
Top 11 Most Annoying Things Fans Do on the WebI was lying in bed, trying to force myself to fall asleep, and this happened - I got a spirit to write once again.Top 11 Most Annoying Things Fans Do on the Web1 year ago in Personal More Like This
So now, I am about to share my personal opinions on something everybody had witnessed at least once.
Fanboys and Fangirls - These two are so alive nowadays, it's practically impossible to not meet one on the street on one single day. They are practically everywhere - at school, on trips, on vacations, even on the Internet. This includes Deviantart - I wonder if somebody actually estimates how many members of DA are fangirls and fanboys of something.
And to be fair, I am not surprised nobody ever tried, because pretty much everybody is a fan of something - I too used to be a fanboy of a couple of things, and I still fave certain things to this day. But then again, there are certain things in Fans' behaviour that either bother You or simple piss You off. And I am going to present my top 11 list of Things Fans Do on the Wed, including Deviantart, that make me furious. Why top
GUYSIM IN LOVE:icontearplz:GUYS10 months ago in Personal More Like This
OMG MOON MOON IS LIKE THE BEST WOLF EVER
I LAUGH SO LOUD HAHAHAHA
HOW TO USE MY STOCK(Update August 2012)HOW TO USE MY STOCK4 years ago in Personal More Like This
"I hereby grant all DeviantArtists permission to use my stock in any and all Deviant Prints without restriction."
Since I no longer have time to track and +fav every use of my stock, you are encouraged to post a link to your use of the stock on the comment area of each image, so others can see your work.
Email is the best/only way to reach me. Do not email me unless you are sure it's important! I am firstname.lastname@example.org
MY RULES ("'Do as thou will't shall be the whole of the law")
You are required to give me appropriate credit as photographer where and however possible. My stock is free; the way you 'pay' to use it is by crediting me. It doesn't need to be in big letters on the image, it can be in text or a link or in liner notes, or whatever - but it's your responsibility to acknowledge if my work contributes significantly to yours. If you post a link, I prefer it to be to my personal website ( www.ranum.com ) My real name is
You Can't Fight The Homestuck lyricsthis was made by Kylee Henke: http://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/ <= and that is her tumblr go nuts kidsYou Can't Fight The Homestuck lyrics1 year ago in Personal More Like This
disclaimer i own nothing boopdy boop
[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world.
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro
Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!
Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's ends.
Black Queen, nak nak
Credit Where Credit Is DueGetting credited for the work you do is the most simple wish that is shared by every single artist alive. Whether you draw stick figures doing something silly, or unique master works of scenes from fantastical worlds, or characters ranging from simple and cartoony to complex, detailed and realistic. You obviously want to get a little acknowledgment for your work, even if it's a simple thumbs up or anything really.Credit Where Credit Is Due1 year ago in Personal More Like This
So it is incredibly understandable to be upset or disheartened when people mistake work you do for the work of another artist. Whether be simply because they saw the character or concept done by someone else first before seeing what was originally done. Or just something similar.
It can be as simple as not checking the credits most artists give when they draw characters that belong to others, it can be a careless first glance mistake, but that doesn't really excuse the fact that when you mistake a character or concept for the wrong artist who did it, it annoys and hurts them.
SNIPPY: FLYING DAYENTRY 3647:SNIPPY: FLYING DAY2 years ago in Personal More Like This
November something something.
I've got to come up with a better system for telling what day it is. Maybe I could scrawl numbers on the back of my shoe? Nah, that sounds like something silly that Pilot would do.
I'm currently carrying a calendar that says 2012 on it, but I am pretty sure that these days aren't correct anyway to our year and Captain keeps scribbling things in the margins whenever I get distracted enough for the calendar to be snatched out of my hands. I found the calendar more or less intact and it's kinda impressive that it lasted from way back in 2012. It must have held some sort of personal importance to it's owner to seal it away in a plastic container with words "the Mayans were wrong, trust no-one!"
I've been trying to keep track of how old I am, but I keep forgetting to check off every day in the calendar or maybe captain is messing off with me by erasing my checkmarks.
Something tells me I shouldn't be telling Captain about my birthday anyway. I would
I found the film ! I found it I did!So I don't know how many of you will remember but A while a go I posted a journal asking about a film I watched when I was liteI found the film ! I found it I did!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
it was a horror film and it scared me to death, it ended in me having the talk about horror films not being real by my parents-oh fun times!
I remember leaving it on because in the opening this maid is attacked by rats, but they are all fancy coloured rats and being a child with two at the time I left it on in hopes of seeing more pretty rodents, o'boy was i wrong.
I'm guessing its probably lame and cheap now but hey as a child I believed every bit of it XD
So excited to have finally found it I've been searching for it for so long I was starting to think I made it up!
here's the trailer, including the milk turning to blood and the creepy statues and corpse in the wall just like I remember!
Sky is BACK, BABY!!Hey guys, have to keep this short as my iPhone's battery is getting low. I graduated from the US Air Force basic military training a few weeks ago and have just now achieved a small semblance of Internet to use. A1C, baby! So in case some of you have been wondering as to my whereabouts there you have it. It was one heck of a crazy and wild ride, some of the most stressful times I've ever had to endure but am so glad I experienced and conquered. And here I am now, at tech school learning my AFSC (my job) which I'll be here for a very long while. For OPSEC reasons I won't say what my job is or where I'm located, but let's just say it's hands down one of the most awesome careers in the military.Sky is BACK, BABY!!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, of course I returned to a million messages, many of which I have been unable to go through due to shear volume. I read all of the comments though! I just can't really reply much at the moment (I only have this phone to communicate with, I haven't been able to use one of
Contest!!//edit i changed the theme to halloween >V>Contest!!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Yup! Contest time >
Okay, for this contest, you have to draw Koko, Vani, and Alex all together.
The theme is Halloween!
Okay, now for the prizesesesesesesese
1st place - 100 points + 2 free commissions + a watch + a llama
2nd place - 50 points + a llama + 5 favs +1 commission
3rd place - 20 points + a llama + 3 favs.
Due date is October 31st. But, in order to enter, you have to watch/be watching me for updates. :33
(http://k-o-k-o.deviantart.com/#/d5h9lr3 koko vani and alex)
To Some Amazing People...So I know I really don't show or share my appreciation for the people I adore here on DA. I decided that today, for no reason, out of the blue, rolling in the deep.... that I will show my appreciation for you guys. So here goes nothing.To Some Amazing People...8 months ago in Personal More Like This
You have been a very special friend to me. I met you in my senior year pottery class. You were an adorable freshman who loved to draw and laugh. Pottery wasn't your thing, but drawing on paper was. You drew me some amazing pictures and you and I stuck to each other like glue in that class. It was so much fun. We would make fun of Mrs. Doehr (sp?), and I would do so many terrible things behind her back. lol. I liked to think of myself as a role model for you in that class, but you were first and foremost my friend. It was sad at the end of teh school year to leave you behind and start my college journey. Even in the summer, we didn't get to hang. Then the beginning of the new school year started and we had a talk. That talk made me
SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAYOctober something, something.SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".
The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.
Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".
The spam can attack didn't end there, Pilot's job for today was hiding behind building ruins and throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BILL
Dawwww *if your going through a rough time read*I just need to write this. I know many of us are going through hard times. And apperantly girls at my school figured that out. In every single bathroom in the school (there's atleast 7) there are nice papers on the wall. They say don't cut youself and why and there just really nice. I read some of them today when I 'went to the bathroom'.Dawwww *if your going through a rough time read*1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I'll post one i took a pic of. This is what it said:
To the girl who just broke up with her boyfriend or lost her best friend: It's hard to lose someone who you've grown close to & who you thought you'd be close to forever. It may not make sense but in the plan that's written out for your life only the best is in store. Pain is just a building block to something better then you could have ever imagened. Trust it, keep your head up through it, & patiently wait... eventually an even better person will enter through the door <3.
(there's more. Like to the girl whose letting fear hold her back, to the girl who thrives on gossip and bullying
Serious Issues to be Adressedwe need your help to put an end to the greatest evil in the world today: sliced bread. here's why you should join our effort:Serious Issues to be Adressed8 months ago in Personal More Like This
i can slice my own dang breadmaybe i want the whole loaf?children can choke on sliced bread more easily than whole loavesloaves are cooler than slicesthe expression "coolest thing since sliced bread" implies that nothing and no one will ever be equal to or greater than sliced breadwhy glorify bread in a sliced form?bread slices are potential murder weaponsloaves can be used as pillowsloaves are cuteloaves smell betterpresliced bread promotes violence early in a child's development by showing them its normal to cut things into piecesthink about the children.
REPOST THIS JOURNAL TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT OF THIS MOVEMENT. PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD!!
please help put an end to this madness, the violence, the danger, the injustice. protect the children and your independence. put an end to sliced bread.
test testboop hitest test1 year ago in Personal More Like This
these are fun to make ???
would anyone want to commish me if i made these like maybe 80 a pop or something
Using Colloquialisms: Are you down with it? Colloqualism: You down with it?Using Colloquialisms: Are you down with it?1 month ago in Deviant Events More Like This
A word or phrase that is not formal or literary and is used in ordinary or familiar conversation. synonyms: slang, idioms, patois, dialect.
Examples: whatcha, gotta, face on, ovver.
I’m sure you’ve had a good telling off by your teachers for using colloquial language inappropriately in your writing. I’ve had essays returned with the word “too informal” scrawled along the margin or a big red exclamation mark next to a certain word, who hasn’t? What just me? Oh right… my bad!
So WHY would we use colloquial language in our writing, after years of tackling the angry red pen?
I know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its over – or a person by their accent – but it happens. You can tell us a lot about a character by the kind of language they use. Are they all gangsta, dropping hooded verbs
Sticky did it and I'm a follower~See if you can guess which one you are~ c:Sticky did it and I'm a follower~1 year ago in Personal More Like This
People listed (not in order):
1) We met in a livestream, I think. I can't remember. I know it's been over a year since we've first talked. We were timid at first, but then we ended up being the STRANGEST two people ever. And came up with weird nicknames for each other. xDDD
You're awesome -- probably one of the coolest people I know. You've pulled through so much crap this last year, and I'm proud to call you my friend. Never thought guys and girls could be this close without there being feels involved, but I was totally wrong. You're like my little brother. If you ever need anything, you can talk to me about it, or ask for a favor. I'd flatten the world so I could travel to the edge for you. <3
Love you, bun bun~ c:
2) GOOD GAWD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT YOU, GOOSE. You're my closest friend. I met you through Midnight and, at first, I thought you were really fricken weird. But I steered into
The Stock Market - No. 8depthRADIUSThe Stock Market - No. 83 weeks ago in Art Features More Like This
Issue No. 8|Archives
About Stock Market
The inspirational magic of one image awakening the creative muse of hundreds of artists.
This issue's stock image
Valentine by faestock
Summertime Sadness by khellfinte
LADY DOWNSTAIRS1600s by JiaJenn31
Sorteo 5 MP CERRADO!!Hola Guapetones! Lo pense bien y las sorteare por Sortea2, sortearlos todos los participantes y escoger a 5, asi no habra peleas ni disgusto.Sorteo 5 MP CERRADO!!5 months ago in Personal More Like This
Tener este journal
Comentar: "Quiero participar...porque (porque quieres ganar una MP)"
Los sorteare el 12 de Octubre en Sortea2, escogere a 5 ganadores.
Duda, sugerencia, aclaraciones con LadyBritish
SNIPPY: ON THE ROAD TO...September something something.SNIPPY: ON THE ROAD TO...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Sadly this chip is only good for recording and not for playback.
I've definitely long lost track of time, traveling with Captain from one part of the city to another.
It's probably not even September, but most likely October. Anyway it doesn't really matter, because it's always cold thanks to nuclear winter and it's always either snowing or "ashening" with rare instances of sunlight breaking through the thick, gloomy, black clouds overhead.
I've made many mistakes in my past, and I don't have much to look forward in the future, but yet I keep living for some reason, even if that reason is captain's continuous entertainment.
Everyday before I fall asleep I think of what horrible things the captain will do tomorrow. This week the bastard kept dressing me up in ridiculous outfits and giving me new "personalities to play". Where does one find the time to dig up costumes? Yesterday I woke up all dressed up like an old lady a
PILOT: THINGS I LIKETHE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".PILOT: THINGS I LIKE2 years ago in Personal More Like This
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.
I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME,
Man's best friend The Black Lab II by Wordup Beachboy by justJAZZ Shake shake by chaoticfireflies Bombs Away by Gadabout-Photography 166 by kaskaa96 07.24 am by Maaira Deep love by unfrozenduck leah and zoey by payleyjean I'm back by JusDeFraise bullterrier puppy by Nimphe Thirsty by vi-ol-et 130 by kaskaa96 chasing by Wolfruede Winter look by sailsire Windswept by micromeg My Heart Just Melted by BlueColoursOfNature Just Snow... by Alyat Those Sad Puppy Eyes by kkart Puppies by TimelessImages Sierra puppies 7 by ManicMechE Hail Down to Broccoli by Jaicca Cold Tone by feanutri Julia II by odpium Sombra. by nettocastro Hiding.. by dimitarmisev Amy. by gloeckchen Cute doggy by chaoticfireflies Boy with dog by danilkin54 Reflection by ShelleyVPhoto on the road again I by lovable-moments .2 by vadalein Hey Mister by Gadabout-Photography Camouflage by deathbycanon The Friendship by Healzo waiting by Maaira karatas by Ekba Winter by chipset There's Nothing Like It by thingsarelookingup swiftwit puppy by krawuzi .:Gift for you:. by WhiteSpiritWolf New life... by eesquiree Such a little nose by LuizaLazar Caimi III. by Lina-182 Norm 6 by Blacknewfs Running by DeingeL-Dog-Stock Whippet silhouette by laura75325 My world in your eyes by jollyvicky :thumb150456124: Little spitz in autumn by Ksuksa-Raykova :thuMan's best friend1 year ago in Art Features More Like This