Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.„Okay. Um Ihre Psyche einmal genauer zu untersuchen, habe ich hier diverse Fotos. Ich zeige Ihnen nun jeweils ein Foto und Sie sagen mir, was Sie darauf sehen.“Eine Blume. Mehr nicht.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
„Macht man das nicht normalerweise mit Tinenklecksen und man muss dann sagen, was man in den Schmierereien sieht?“
„Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber wir sind eine hoch renommierte Psychiatrie. Wir holen hochwertige Bilder von professionellen Fotografen und stoßen nicht so einfach mir nichts, dir nichts irgendwelche Tintenfässchen auf weiße Blätter. Dafür ist mir die Tinte dann doch etwas zu teuer. Also, hier ist das erste Bild. Was sehen Sie?“
„Eine Blume. Was soll ich denn sonst sehen?“
„Nun, könnten Sie die Blume vielleicht etwas beschreiben?“
„Hmh. Sie ist blumig.“
„Als Hobbygermanist wird mir bei dieser Beschreibung eher etwas blümerant.“
JackRabbit: Just What He Needs Ski resorts are awesome. I had always liked them, ever since I first discovered them. I mean, not only is it a place where people go just to play in the snow, but most of them are even grown-ups! It’s like they can forget about their jobs and their stress and their taxes for a weekend and just have fun riding down a mountain with stick strapped to their feet like reckless kids. It’s great!JackRabbit: Just What He Needs2 years ago in Drama More Like This
While I was visiting one of the biggest ones in Colorado, giving them a little snow as an early Christmas present, I accidentally bumped into someone. That was weird for two reasons: 1) Most people couldn’t even see me, much less touch me, and 2) I was about 50 feet off the ground at the time. Was. When we collided, I got knocked off balance and fell down into the snow.
Mending Seams: Rise of the Guardians fanfiction"Fix it."Mending Seams: Rise of the Guardians fanfiction2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bunnymund blinked, belatedly closing his tunnel entrance behind him, and looked down at the pink stuffed rabbit being shoved at him by tiny blonde girl before him. Sophie raised her toy higher, shaking it a bit to demonstrate its need.
"Fix it," she repeated. The Easter Bunny gradually bent down to inspect the well-loved creature, taking in its dirty, faded fur and mismatched button eyes. He then noticed the stuffing poking out of its back.
"Oh," he said, and carefully pulled the toy from Sophie's hands. Its ears flopped in opposite directions, and he became conscious of the child's pleading look. "Well… I'm sorry, Soph," he began, rubbing the back of his head with a paw. "But I'm no good with a needle and thread..." Alarmed, he saw that Sophie's eyes had begun to water. "But, but hey, can't your mum fix this?"
"No!" she cried, grumpily folding her arms over her chest and kept her tears at bay. "Mommy took Jamie to the d-dentist. An' I want you to fix it!"
The Rivers SongThe Rivers Song12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The River's Song (Non-Variant)
My body lies at rest,
on the banks of the Zir'tul River.
Out on the water my mind float,
following the slothful course.
one stark white,
one deep black,
swim languidly around my consciousness.
Can they see me?
Or perhaps feel me?
I reach my thoughts out,
but the fishes flit away,
preparing for the rapids.
The waters roll me,
cast me about on rock and root.
The black fish is near me,
and I steady myself through it.
Then I follow the white fish,
which leaps about happily in the rushes.
The rapids passed,
I thank my new friends for sharing their time,
and my body breathes once more.
The Path You Should Takelove is life like music is soul,The Path You Should Take3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
we live to listen,
we live to feel,
there is a first for everything,
a first for anything,
we learn later,
maybe not in the moment,
but the moment is real, we can feel,
how it changed us,
made us better,
but they help us decide,
help us abide,
to whats right,
to whats wrong,
is not life just a song,
you can her the music,
the lyrics flowing effortlessly over and over,
and suddently life all makes sense,
like it was waiting for your listening ear,
to tell you the choice,
you should make,
the ties you should beak,
the path you should take.
listen close and let the earth reveal you story.
Messy office Levi oneshotI sat back with my feet on the desk and looked around my office. It hadn't been cleaned in awhile and there were files everywhere. Erwin refused to come into my office just in case he stood on something important. I knew where everything was and that was the important thing.Messy office Levi oneshot6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
A knock came at the door. I looked in its direction and before I could answer Levi walked in. He looked at the floor horrified at the mess around me. I slowly slid my boots off the my desk and onto the ground. I knew what was coming.
He looked up at me. His eyes looked like they were about to kill me and I didn't want that to happen. Levi may have been short but he was scary. I stood a few inches taller than him and I had learnt as a cadet not to use him as a leaning post. After that little incident maybe ten years ago I tended to stay away from him. I also made sure he never came into my office.
He walked over to my desk standing on my paper work. There went my report of Titans. I though
Resolving Mistakes-ZutaraThe dark and rain flooded the streets of Ba Sing Se, crashing on the concrete. All the children that would play happily on the streets were tucked in bed, dreaming peaceful dreams. The antsy animals that would cause an early morning ruckus with their howls and cries were slumbering too, ready to cause some real chaos. The adults and on goers of the impenetrable city stayed in their homes, preparing for the next day.Resolving Mistakes-Zutara8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
But one city civilian did not stay cooped up in his little house. He stormed the streets, not for innocent little games to join in; not to have his cries heard, not to get to work on time. He went there to be alone with his thoughts. His feelings… His head was running miles away, speeding at a fast acceleration.
What had he done? How could have he been so foolish? How could he let Uncle go and let him get his heart broken?
When he experienced that kiss, that awful, damned first kiss he could have died. Everything had come back to him. Why he was in Ba Sing Se. Why he kept h
Short LevixReaderShort LevixReader6 months ago in Humor More Like This
You glumly clumped down the corridor towards the corporals office. You knew you were in huge trouble simply because he had ordered you here rather than telling you off in front of everyone else. This would be your first visit to the corporals office... and the first time you would see him up close. You hoped he was as short as people said, it would make him far less intimidating.
You reached the bare stripped wooden door and rapped your knuckles against it.
'Name and business?' You heard the lifeless voice mutter
'(Name) You ordered me here sir?' You spoke quickly, a vague hope he might send you away.
'Enter' Damn. You weren't getting away that quickly. You opened the door, and stepped in, boots squeaking on the spotless and clearly polished floorboards. You looked up and blinked a few times. You checked to see if he was sitting down. Nope. Standing in front of his desk. He really was that short. A sudden bubble of laughter rose in your throat and you bit your cheek in an attempt to st
Decembersville Ch. 10Decembersville Ch. 106 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 10: A very anxious circus freak called Pendulum Tin
In the name of all that is expensive and worth something, you clowns get your tin cans out there NOW! the ringmaster screamed backstage to all the performers. Many of them emitted sounds of whining and one of the performers under the name Juliza Star said, Aw, cut us some slack, boss! We went on about fifteen times in thirty minutes!
Carvel Hare, the small pink bunny plush doll with broken button eyes and a mad sewn up mouth mocked her words, Cut us sum swack, boss! Wah wah wah wah! This is why were going out of business! Now you, you, you, you, and you get out there and make those people happy!
All ten performers groaned and slinked out the curtains. The bitter ringmaster screamed at them through his gritted sharp sewn teeth, HAPPY! As in SMILING, you buncha saps! SMILING! SMI-LING!!
Decembersville Ch. 42Chapter 42 Clocks and VulturesDecembersville Ch. 425 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Campara was adjusting her eye shades (that a certain someone with a metal tongue gave her) in the plaza of the carnival when she heard a familiar, anxious voice call out a few feet behind her. She made a deep sigh of both annoyance and wonder when she turned around to see Tin squeeze and slip through masses of freaks, great anxiety plastered all over his face. He slid on the cobblestone ground to where the mistress stood and he put his hand on her shoulder to support himself while he panted harshly out of exhaustion. "W-w-wait for me, will you please!?" She put on an irritated frown and crossed her arms when he crouched down to put his hands on his knees, still breathing strongly. For about forty minutes he has been chasing and falling behind her as she went off to check new things like an excited tourist. "G-goodness gracious, don't be so quick to lose me!"
Still moping sarcastically, Cam
BusfahrtJa, ich bin jetzt im Bus … ja, jetzt erst ... hab ne halbeBusfahrt1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stunde am Bahnhof warten müssen, eine halbe Stunde in dieser
verdammten Kälte, ich wär fast festgefroren, danke für
dein nicht vorhandenes Mitgefühl … als hättest du an
meiner Stelle bessere Laune, jetzt sei doch mal ehrlich … wo
hätt ich denn hingehen sollen, mit dem schweren Koffer? Und
selbst wenn, ich setz mich doch nicht ernsthaft spät abends bei
McDonald's hin und hol mir nen Kaffee … keine Ahnung ob der
überhaupt noch da ist, seit die umgebaut haben, also schade wärs
ja nicht, wenn die den dichtgemacht hätten, aber sonst hat hier
um die Zeit garantiert alles geschlossen … ich lauf doch jetzt
nicht durch die Stadt und guck mir die beleuchteten Schaufenster an,
als wär ich ne Oma und es wär Sonntag nachmittag, ich bin
müde und will jetzt einfach nur nach hause, was ist daran so
schwer zu verstehen? … diese elendigen Schlaglöcher
machen mich noch wahnsinnig! … ja, ich fänd es
Hunger. (Rivaille X Reader)Hunger.Hunger. (Rivaille X Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You stirred your mashed potatoes aimlessly as you were nearly finished with your dinner. The chatter of your comrades surrounded you as they discussed the events of the day and talked about some new things they had learned from now working with the Survey Corps.
You found yourself distracted, wondering where Rivaille was. He and Erwin had been in many meetings lately, plotting out plans. The few times you had seen him the past few days, you could see he was stressed and in need of sleep.
You hadn't seen either of the two join everyone for dinner, and it worried you a little. You missed getting to speak with Rivaille everyday, being able to rest in his arms, and inhale his intoxicating scent.
You still tried to pretend that you were at least listening along to the conversations taking place. You really did want to join them in their dinner time chat, but you were far too distracted for that to happen.
When you heard the screeching of chair against the hard concrete floor, you gl
My Rosie 'You got wires, going in,My Rosie1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
you got wires, coming out of your skin'
'If you should die before I leave, what on earth becomes of me?'
- Robbie Williams.
I approach the doorway with a bouquet of white tulips and look over at Rose. She looks so serene. So content. Her eyelids closed, her dark hair brushed and parted just the way she likes it, her hands clasped gently on the duvet over her stomach. She looks beautiful. At peace. I almost don’t want to disturb her but I need to be by her side. I need to be with her. I only left her side for ten minutes, but that’s ten minutes more than I would like.
Her hospital room is spacious, making her look even
Mirror, MirrorI can't stand the sight of my reflection.Mirror, Mirror1 year ago in Philosophical More Like This
Every time I see her, I cringe. Look at her - the dark shadows beneath her eyes, the slumped shoulders, the half-empty gaze that stares back at me. She's disgusting. She's a monster.
But is she real? Am I real?
I don't know.
Maybe she's the real one and the reason she looks the way she does is because she always sees me and is terrified that something horrible will happen. Maybe I'm the real one and I'm terrified that she's going to let that something occur.
Or maybe we're just the same person and I'm letting my thoughts become too unraveled. There's no such thing as another side to a mirror. It's just a piece of glass that reflects that which is in front of its surface. But then again, what do I know? Not much, if I'm being completely honest.
There are times where I'll pass my reflection and stop, stare at her, and the urge to do nothing more but take her hand and say I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything I've said t
Levi x Reader OneshotLevi x ReaderLevi x Reader Oneshot7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“*cough cough* Uh…dust…”
You pulled the mask over your face as you continued to dust the window still of the castle.
“Are you alright (name)?”
Petra had walked into the room you were currently cleaning. Concern showing in her kind eyes.
“Yeah, I’m fine. Just a little, well… a lot of dust.”
You gave her a reassuring smile although she couldn’t see it through the mask but the action seemed to relieve the girl anyway. She started to sweep in one corner of the room when another soldier’s head popped into view.
“Do you guys need any help?” Eren asked.
“Um…” You looked around the room. “Can you start cleaning over there?” You pointed to a part of the room covered in cobwebs.
The three of you were a part of the Military branch known as the Recon Corps and a part of the most elite team of titan killers lead by your fearless Lance Corporal Levi
Blood - Levi/Rivaille x ReaderYou checked twice, if the door was really locked. At this time nobody should be there, probably they keep celebrated your birthday, were busy with drinking or were already way to drunk to notice that you left the hall, locking yourself in your own room.Blood - Levi/Rivaille x Reader10 months ago in Drama More Like This
Many years have passed since you joined the survey corps and you were keep hiding the pain deep inside of you.
The scars that were made on your heart, seeing friends dieing. On the top of all your little brother died a month ago, got eaten in front of you by an titan. Whatever the others say, it was definitly your fault. You were his older sibling, you should have died instead, it was your duty as his elder sibling to protect him, but isntead you were scared like a little mouse and ran away.
What kind of member of the scouting legion were you?!
You should have joined the military police, in that case.
But instead of kicking you out, that ass of commander even promoted you to a squad leader, making you feel more guilty.
Attack on Titan LevixReader (3)Attack on Titan LevixReader (3)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
WARNING- Slight reference to self-harming
No. You couldn't believe it. You shouldn't believe it. You WOULDN'T believe it. You had not fallen for Corporal Levi. And he had not fallen for you. You would look Levi in the eye and tell him it meant nothing. What you had done had meant nothing.
If only that were true...yet you were almost glad it did. Trying to imagine it as meaninglessness made you feel..cheap. You didn't like it, but no matter what you couldn't fall for him. You had been pushed too far, broken too long. You were no longer the girl from two years ago who believed if we got rid of the Titans everything would be wonderful, you now know that the Titans will not be destroyed in your lifetime, you knew that. Despite this you try to keep the hope alive in the children's faces around town. Even if it was a false hope. Just because you found out happy endings are just are fairy stories doesn't mean they need too.
You were sitting alone on a bench in the canteen. You no
Mismatch (Levi x Reader) Part Two“Oi.”Mismatch (Levi x Reader) Part Two8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You leapt back in shock. The rag fell to the ground with a wet splat as you glanced up to see Levi at the door.
“You’re still not finished?” he drawled as he stalked to his desk, taking a seat. You opened your mouth to answer, only to be cut off by a sigh. “Whatever. Get back to work.” You nodded calmly before you bent over the wet patch of cold stone, resuming your scrubbing. You’d long since gotten used to the captain’s rough bluntness, and it was getting easier. It wasn’t long before you got the stain cleared up and you were finally rinsing the soap off the floor.
“Yes, sir?” You didn’t glance up, knowing he wasn’t even looking at you.
“You’re overseeing training with me tomorrow.”
Your actions faltered for a moment as you stumbled in shock. You still stopped. “May I ask why?”
“I need you to show these brats how
Decembersville Ch. 40Chapter 40 Chiaroscuro Theater Escapade!Decembersville Ch. 405 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
While Zero was nagging at Wonka about being late to pick up Sophia after returning to the theater to get more posters, Sophia's faraway screams protruded his worries. At first he ignored them, thinking the cries were merely a part of all the noise and color dancing through the theater, but it took him but a second to actually realize that it was indeed Sophia screaming in terror; his name shouted between each squeal. He was not the only one to have jumped up for little by little, the occupants of the theater quieted in the main lobby. In no time at all, the music was shut off and all brought their heads up to see Cheshira yelling over the inner balcony "THE MAYOR! THE MAYOR IS COMING!" Zero felt as if every organ inside of him caught frost and all members in the building let out a tremendous gasp of disbelief and horror. Bella Morte emerged from backstage and tossed a megaphone at Wonka, getting him to
The Gruvia Mission Part 5: The Final AnswerGray and Juvia were back to reality. They were silent for a moment. It was still drizzling.The Gruvia Mission Part 5: The Final Answer2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Juvia spoke first. "It's been five years...but the village is still there,"
"I said I'd destroy it one day, not soon. Keep that in mind, water girl. I decided I should let them share my pain for a while. They deserve to suffer," he laughed.
"Bullshit!! They don't deserve to suffer at all!!"
"Gray sama..." she looked at him.
"From what I saw, everything was YOUR fault. YOU signed that contract. YOU chose to take the risk. You didn't even think twice!!"
"Enough!!" The fire demon pointed at him. Gray fell on his knees.
"Gray sama!!" Juvia jumped to his side.
Gray was in pain, but he still continued. "You should have used your damned head!! It was already fishy enough at the warehouse!!" he clenched his fist and coughed. "And after you turned into...that...You should have realized your mind was being manipulated!!"
"I SAID ENOUGH!!!!" The fire demon burst into flames. His body was like a wild
Birthday Present (Levi x Reader)"Hey guys, guess whose birthday is today," you walk up to your table during breakfast and sit between Sasha and Connie.Birthday Present (Levi x Reader)11 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Corporal Levi's?" Eren spreads jam over a slice of bread. Of course he knows. Yesterday evening you went to Lance Corporal's squad to ask them for their signatures.
You nod happily.
"So what about that?" asks mockingly Jean. "You're going to give him a birthday card, or something?"
"Actually, yes." You draw from your jacket yellow piece of paper. "The only problem is, that I don't know what else would suit him."
Jean rolls his eyes. "I'm sure, corporal wants nothing special for his birthday."
You sigh resignedly. "Armin? What do you think?"
Boy looks at you with his blue eyes and shrugs. "You can just give him a card, and ask if there's anything else he wants."
You clap your hands. "Excellent idea! Thanks Armin."
He smiles cheerfully. "When are you going to give it to him?"
"After dinner." You put card back into your pocket and add, "Wish me luck"
In Her Eyes: Levi X Maid!Reader pt. 1In Her Eyes: Levi X Maid!Reader pt. 15 months ago in Romance More Like This
In her Eyes. Levi X Maid!Reader pt. 1
It was a normal workday for team Hanji, Levi and Erwin. Err- scratch that. It was another annoying workday for Levi, Hanji was bugging him over and over and over and over and over...
"I have this friend from college who is looking for a job as a maid. She really needs the money though..." she told him, but he rolled his eyes and turned his head to the mountains of paperwork situated on his desk. "Hanji, I don't really need a maid."
"Oh can you give me her number? I could be her employer if you want?"
The two shot their heads towards the blonde, whose head popped out of his office after hearing the bespectacled brunette's rambling.
"Really? You'll help her?"
He nodded. "Great! I'll call her right away!" the brunette stood up from her seat and got out of their office to call the said 'Friend'.
"You sure about this Eyebrows?"
"Yup, I barely got time to clean the place anyways so, why not?" he smiled.
~Time skip One Mon