Rant: GenwunnersGenwunnersRant: Genwunners1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
The Scum of the pokemon fanbase, they are snobby hypocritical elitists that believe every pokemon game after Gen 1 (and maybe gen 2) sucks and is not pokemon. Their opinions are often shallow and hypocritical, and are always easy to counter. Why Genwunners are so terrible can be summed up as follows
Biased and often hypocritical opinions
-Genwunners constantly complain about how "unoriginal" new Pokemon are, even though gen 1's pokemon are just as, if not more unoriginal than other generations, seriously, how is a living pile of shit (grimer/muk) original?. Not only that, but genwunners are bold enough to claim that gen 1 Pokemon are superior to all other pokemon in existence. So by that logic only 151 out of the total 712 pokemon are any good, and those 151 are also superior to the remaining 561 pokemon who should all be considered garbage right? Wrong, there are many pokemon in the remaining 561 that EASILY trump the first 151. You think dragonite is awesome?
The Journal of: Vahl the Dark ElfEntry: 4The Journal of: Vahl the Dark Elf1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Climbing, Ranting, Climbing, Ranting, Climbing, Ranting...
This is what I had to deal with all day, climbing, and listening to the voice in my head ranting...
Goodbye for now
More climbing, more ranting, more climbing, more ranting, more climbing, more ranting...
Although it is nice to have Lydia as a Companion, she keeps disappearing, I think she might be a SuperHero...
DollsDolls are empty, you see.Dolls1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
They do not move, the do not feel
when danger nears they simply posing.
Glass eyes, porcelain hands
broken ribs, structured falls.
Dolls are empty, you see.
When they break apart nothing emerges
no blood, no guts, no glory.
All dolls do is watch and sit
waiting for life to begin
never moving on their own.
Dolls are empty, you see,
With matching eyes and painted lips
all they do is sit and wait.
they will wake.
Dolls are empty, you see.
Nothing more than personality
they are 'given'.
Shattered faces still the lights
broken dreams haunt the night.
Dolls are empty, you see.
When did you
become empty too?
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The Artist SyndromeThis work is simply brilliant!The Artist Syndrome1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Says the artist in me.
I'll have it framed twice!
So precious it be...
Says the artist in me,
But what if people hate it?
So precious it be!
I cannot let them take it!
And what if people hate it,
And what if they hate me?
I cannot let them take it
I'll lock it away you see!
And what if they hate me?
A simple lock will not suffice!
I'll lock it away you see.
In a land of frozen ice...
"And that, my dear Mrs. Sutherland, is why I shipped my art homework to Antarctica!"
SNOWPEAK--Ch. 8, Not Take MirrorA Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess fanfictionSNOWPEAK--Ch. 8, Not Take Mirror3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 8: Not Take Mirror
The mansion's front door opened as Link and Yeto were approaching, flooding the porch in gentle yellow light. Silhouetted in the doorway was, somehow, impossibly,
"MIDNA?!" Link sputtered.
"Surprise!" Midna shouted happily, throwing an armful of confetti out the door.
"Surprise!" Ooccoo shouted from behind Midna, wearing a vibrant green party hat that somehow failed to make her look any less ugly.
"Surprise!" Ooccoo Jr. shouted, hovering behind his mother like a little humming bird (perhaps a "humming bird" that a small child had made out of clay).
"M-MIDNA?" Link said again, barely comprehending what he was seeing.
"Ha ha!" Yeto boomed. "I tell human there is surprise party with Mindy and Okoo, and he no believe me! Silly human, uh!"
"Yeto!" Midna said angrily. "You TOLD him?"
"Yes," Yeto said, thoroughly conf
Why are you..."Why are you so stupid, KF? The whole mission failed because of your mistake!"Why are you...3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Why are you so obnoxious? Do you really think I don't know that already? I don't need you telling it to me again!"
"Why do you always make it sound like I'm the bad guy here?"
"Why do you always have to take everything the wrong way?"
"Why can you never be serious for once in your life!"
"Why do you not get that I just saved your ass?"
"Why do you not get it that my ass didn't need saving!"
"Why don't you just suck it up and shut up!"
"Why don't you get that you're not helping anything by"
"Why is it so hard for you to comprehend"
"Why do you have to be so"
"WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I REALLY REALLY CARE FOR YOU AND THAT THE ONLY REASON THAT I DIDN'T FOLLOW THE ORDERS WAS BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WERE OKAY!?"
"Why the hell did you not just say that in the first place "
Four Times the Hero - part 6"Here we are!" Navi was the first on the beach. No one could deny that the sun coming up over the waves was a sight they loved to see after a dark night of wandering through the fields. Even the sounds of the ocean were a pleasant change from Navi and Red's chatter. As much as they all wanted a break, and a few hours of sleep, they wanted to keep moving more.Four Times the Hero - part 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Thanks for your help, Navi," Green smiled; there was only the smallest hint of exhaustion in his eyes. Without the fairy's help, the four heroes would probably still be going the wrong way. And even though Blue was starting to plan several ways to get Navi to permanently shut up, Green was still glad she was there.
"Yeah, thanks, bye," Blue tried to shoo Navi away. If he had to hear her say "hey" or "listen" again, he'd take Red's fire-rod and put it to good use.
"Hey!" Navi snapped. She, as much as everyone else, could tell Blue didn't like her but he could at least try to hide it better. She liked all the boys just so. "You tol
How to Make a WorldHow to make a worldHow to Make a World3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Table of Contents:
-Part 1: Home Sweet Home: The basics of you world
-Part 2: Into the Garden of Madness: The Human Psyche
INTRODUCTION! read this!
This is meant to be a general guide on how you can make your own planet/world and what patterns it would input onto its denizens. As well as how you can alter your world history as it goes on. PLEASE NOTE! This guide is going under the assumption that you are making an Earth/Human-like planet, if you're going to do something drastically different DON'T BE ALARMED, many pieces of this guide will still apply but just know where your world would differ from the "standard" set.
Remember, when you know the rules, you will also know how to break them. The point of this guide is not to copy the world history of our own lives but to create a new history unique to the setting which you create BASED on the trends our own species has experienced.
PART 1: Home Sweet Home, The Basics of Your World
This part of
What if? Chapter four How revolting…What if? Chapter four3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Forgive me…?" There was a few seconds of silence before Vio made the connection and he was staring at Shadow in awe. "Shadow…."
"Why are you sorry?" Shadow mumbled.
"…Because… I tried to destroy you…" The blonde proceeded to look downwards, starting to fidget, which he rarely did. "I never got the chance to apologize… I didn't want you to think I hated you…"
"… Now you've apologized… why don't you leave?" Shadow snapped, glaring at him. "You barely remember who you are…! Disgusting…. Disgusting… You're so much like… him… Green…"
Believe Me, I Love YouBelieve Me, I Love YouBelieve Me, I Love You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warnings: Slight Swearing??
A/N: This is my first piece of Shenko. It's also my first thing I've written for FanFic for a couple of months, so bear with me. I might have lost my touch. Adamina Shepard is a Vanguard/Paragade/Colony Kid/Ruthless. The conversations are so not from the game, but Kaidan's letter is.
Summary: Shepard sits down and finally writes Kaidan back after Horizon and before hitting the Omega 4 Relay.
She'd read his message hundreds of times. Could probably tell you exactly what it said off the top of her head. Garrus and Tali worried that she might have been obsessing over him, but damn what was she supposed to do?? He meant a hell of a lot to her, and he'd just turned his back on her at Horizon. There was nothing she could have said to keep him or to talk him into believing her.
'So you're not going to listen?? Our people are disappearing, Kaidan. You're too damn hard headed to see that this is s
SNOWPEAK--Ch. 7, OutsideA Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess fanfictionSNOWPEAK--Ch. 7, Outside3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 7: Outside
Snowpeak was a cold place.
Link's spirits were quite possibly lower than the surrounding temperature as he snuck down the front steps of the yetis' mansion. He didn't have much reason to sneakthe wind howled loudly enough to hide the sounds of ten escaping Linksbut it made him feel safer anyway. Maybe there was something just inside, its ear to the door.
Link reassured himself that the monster would have opened the door and rushed him by now if it suspected he was here. That maybe it wouldn't even be able to open the door, without arms. But when Link got to the bottom step, he ran until he hit deep snow.
Very deep snow. Snow that didn't approve of being walked through. He should have expected something like this.
As the mountain claimed his warmth and fou
DenialI'm in Denial,Denial2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I accept with a smile
That I'm running from the Truth,
And hiding from You.
Don't be upset.
You might regret
That I breeze over feelings
So deep and scary,
But I've a right to be wary.
Day by day
I come your way,
Denial just means
You mean a lot to me!
Today is the day KF x RobinToday is the day KF x Robin2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Today is the day.
I don’t know how many texts we’ve sent, how many Skype’s we did, how many calls I’ve made. I’m now counting down every second, every minute and every hour.
One month away was all it took to get me so wound up I actually cried last night.
Superboy paces back and forth, he broke up with Miss Megan and kept texting her, however she said she'll call back, every now and again he will go up to the phone and stare.
Robin....finally your coming back...the last text he sent me was he’s in Gotham and that was fifteen minutes ago.....any minute now he’ll come through the door...any minute now.
Superboy’s paces have finally annoyed me enough...”Superboy will you please STOP” I said as I grabbed his shoulder, he moved his shoulder grabbed me and pushed me to the ground........his lips touched mine....RECKONISED ROBIN B02
I pushed Superboy away.... Robin’s smile slowly faded, “ROBIN, I
Kid x Crona: Asking Out"Did you do it? Did you do it???" Liz Thompson nagged as Death the Kid walked out of an almost empty classroom.Kid x Crona: Asking Out3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"No " He responded. She whacked him on the head probably harder than she wanted to. Kid flinched in anger as she continued, "What the hell is wrong with you?! You two have kissed before, this shouldn't be hard! I mean, Death, it was the perfect. MOMENT. WHY didn't you ask him out?"
"I don't know!" Kid yelled irritated, as he whipped around to look at her in the face. "Besides, that kiss was out of instinct " There was a short silence and he started to walk ahead, rubbing his head in pain. It was then, that she noticed that he had been blushing. Liz grew a sly look on her face as she ran forward to catch up with him. She grabbed Kid's shoulders and leaned on him as he walked with his usual grace.
"You're scared aren't you?" She laughed maniacally.&
Four Swords Plus 2: Chapter 1After Vaati was sealed away Link turned into one person again, we all know that...but what happened after that we all wonder,Four Swords Plus 2: Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a deep and clear night as all Hylians celebrated the death of the Wind Sorcerer, the servants of Princess Zelda decorated the whole town with laterns and all kind of other things.
All people were happy and celebrated. But something was wrong, Green wasn't there!
"General, have you seen Link? I'm looking for him everywhere but I can't find him" Princess Zelda said to Link's father. "Hm...now that you mention it, Princess, I can't see him anywhere either". "Maybe he is just a bit tired from the whole quest and rests at home". "I guess you're right", the princess answered. "But I'm really worried, he seemed kinda depressed the last days and he didn't even eat something", the princess looked at the night sky "Link, you can tell me everything. What is bothering you?"
At the other End of the town a kinda sad Green lay in the grass and looked at the n
Connor: The Stuff of Life5They heard the angry noises coming from the frontier settlement before they'd reached the end of the woods. Connor turned off the road and headed in among the trees almost involuntarily, by force of instinct. Any unexplained activity demanded covert observation. Amy called after him and then followed, growling in exasperation at such inexplicable behaviour. Connor came as close to the edge of the wood as he dared while ensuring that they remained unobserved. He parted the branches of the budding bushes and peered out.Connor: The Stuff of Life52 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The frontier shanty town was in disarray. Men and horses and dogs were running all over the place in a disorganised mass. There were men in the drab colours of the frontier easily recognizable by their somewhat unshaven appearance and multi coloured skins. The others He muttered a chagrined oath. Red Coats. The British rounding up the frontiersmen. What for?
Amy stared at the scene dumbfounded. "What the ?" she wondered. He clamped a hand on her mouth and shook
Four Times the Hero - part 5"Are we there yet?" Red was dragging his feet as he whined. It felt to him that it had been years since they started walking. The stars provided some light but it was so late into the night that they were beginning to need some kind of fire to see their path.Four Times the Hero - part 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"We'll be there when we get there," Blue snarled in reply. If he had to listen to Red tell another joke or complain about how long they'd been at it, he'd kill the brat himself.
"Where are we trying to get to again?" Vio was just as tired as the rest of them; he could barely think straight. They didn't even know where they were, or how they got there, or if Shadow was following them, or how long it would take to get back to Hyrule Castle. He was tired of thinking and, admittedly, tired of listening to Red, Blue, and Green bicker. Red's jokes had started them with laughs, but he'd eventually given up because of Blue's sour attitude. Blue had then begun to start to tell his jokes only they were not-so-nice jokes ab
Never Gunna Happen- Chptr 2Zelda was sitting at her throne, blonde head raising as the heavy doors opened unannounced. Her gaze was at first demanding, wanting to know who would be walking in like this, but the moment she identified it as Vio, the saddest of the brothers, it softened.Never Gunna Happen- Chptr 23 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"Vio, dear," she cooed, standing up and swiftly moving down the steps to stop in front of him- an inch of two shorter than the violet-clad hero.
"Princess Zelda.. we need to talk."
The drinks had been passed around, nothing more than fruit juice, between the two, now seated across from eachother at a small table. Vio pursed his lips, looking from the drink to the princess. "Well?"
"Vio, are you sure you want to do this? The Sky-High Tower.. for all we know it isn't even standing any longer." She replied, gloved hands resting around her drink as she thought.
"Yes, I'm sure." He snapped abruptly, though his tone wasn't as edgy as it would have been, seeing as he was talking to royalty. Zelda looked up to him, her expression stern
Dragon Age: Moving On... (One-Shot)Dragon Age: Moving On... (One-Shot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Moving On...
Game: Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2
Summary: Cullen, now Knight-Captain of Kirkwall's Circle of Magi, prepares for an encounter with the woman he still loves... Only to discover she's moved on with someone else.
Characters: Cullen; Varia Surana; Alistair
Disclaimer: All characters from the Dragon Age series ©BioWare. Varia Surana belongs to me.
Content Warning: Spoilers for The Broken Circle quest in Dragon Age: Origins (if the Warden was a female mage); Spoilers for Anders' condition in DA2
Dedication: This story is for koogee4, who drew such an awesome representation of the torture Cullen endured at the Circle for me - which I referenced in this piece - and also for RiHouston, whose story - Lena-The