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An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
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SCENE: Golden Oaks Library/Twilight's Treehouse
Twilight Sparkle analyses muffins on her desk. Measuring each out for weight and height. She records her findings, only to find one muffin missing.
Twilight: "Spike, did you see the muffin I had on the desk?"
Cut to Spike, visibly having something in his mouth.
Twilight: "Spike. Did you eat that muffin?"
Twilight: "Oh, Spike. I needed that for my very delicate research!"
Spike: "And I needed that as my very delicate dessert! Why are you doing research on muffins anyway?"
Twilight: "These aren't just ordinary muffins, Spike. These are muffins from Sugarcube Corner. I'm trying to find out what makes them so very delicious among ponies in Ponyville."
Spike: "Why don't you just ask the Cakes, or Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "I'm sure the Cakes have some secret famil
Fluttershy's SecretSunday was only two days away. She'd been waiting already: three days, two hours and one minute. What would two more days do? No one would think anything of it if she stayed inside for two more days, would they? She'd never been the most social of the group anyway. It was rare for her to seek out their attention, save every Thursday at the spa with Rarity. She had to cancel this Thursday and the only reason she didn't break down under the scrutinizing gaze of her best friend was because she really had been feeling under the weather. It wasn't a lie. She could hide behind that excuse for two more days. Right?Fluttershy's Secret2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was already mid-morning when a knock came to her door. Fluttershy got unsteadily to her hooves and tried to ignore the churning in her stomach as she walked the few feet from the couch to the door. Pulling it open just a crack, she saw Applejack on the other side wearing her beloved cowboy hat and a concerned expression. "Hey there, sugarcube. Rarity said you were feelin'
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Applejack: Hoo-wee! Your very first Lord’s summit. You must be over the moon, Dusk.
Lord Dusk Shine: I am feeling pretty excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
Bubble Berry: [pops up out of nowhere] You're nervicited! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "I’M AWSOME!!!" But you also wanna curl up in a little ball [curls up into a little ball] and hide at the same time! [Gets back up. The Transformers sound effect plays when he does this] We've all been there! [ruffles Dusk’s mane]
Butterscotch: [to himself] I feel like that all the time...
Applejack: You've got no reason to worry, Dusk. Everything's gonna be just-
Elusive: [interrupts loudly] Dusk Shine! [calms down] Oh, apologies my good man, but I just realized you're not wearing your Lord’s helmet. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, ha
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They had left the waxy throne room to continue their meeting in the map room.
"We may not have a choice," Twilight said. "Discord thought this out very well. I need my horn to power the Elements, but the only way I can get it back is if we don't use the Elements to stop him. Finding a piece of land with no ponies around will not be difficult."
"What about the third deal?" Applejack inquired.
She sighed. "Discord knows how desperate we are to get the princesses back."
"But we can't just hand some pony over to be his wife!" Rarity exclaimed. "We might as well be making a sacrifice to the Devil!"
"He said his bride has to go willingly. I think we should announce this to the citizens and see if any pony is willing to make such a sacrifice."
Fluttershy had been silent the entire time. She couldn't get over the fact that Discord had been there. The way he had spoken to her, touched her, looked at her, it gave her the sh
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"Hmm, let's see," he murmured to himself as he hovered over the unsuspecting town. "What to do? What to do?"
He paused when he heard laughter. He glanced down and saw two ponies having a picnic under a gazebo. He recognized them as Applejack's older brother and the local school teacher. The stallion was wearing a bowtie and dinner jacket, while the mare was wearing a pretty pink dress. Discord perched himself on a cloud and watched.
"It was nice of you to plan a picnic, Big Mac," said Cheerilee.
"Yup," her date nodded.
The draconequus had to duck as she looked up at the sky. "Beautiful night, isn't it?"
Big Macintosh looked in her direction. "Yup."
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The four approached the palace gate and were let through, as the guards already knew them. Instead of Twilight, they were greeted by her brother.
"Hello, girls," Shining Armor said. "We're so glad you could make it. Twilie and the others are already having dinner. They asked me to escort you."
Applejack sighed in relief. "Thank goodness! I'm starved!"
Pinkie Pie bounced down the hallway. "I love having dinner with the princesses!"
"You love having dinner with any pony, darling," Rarity chuckled.
In the dining hall, Celestia sat at the head of the table, Twilight and Spike on her right, Luna and Cadence on her left. When she saw her frien
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These animals don't listen. No, not one little bit.
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits.
It's up to me to stop them, cause plainly you can see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
I try to keep them laughing. Put a smile upon their face;
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace.
I have to entertain them. It's there for all to see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
[Pinkamena Diane Pie]
I don't care much for pickin' fruit and
Plowin' fields ain't such a hoot.
No matter what I try,
I cannot fix this busted water chute!
I've got so many chores to do.
It's no fun being me; but it has to be my destiny,
Cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me.
Looky here at what I made, I think that it's a dress.
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress.
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix thi
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"Don't worry," Applejack assured her. "If we come across those critters, I'll take care of 'em."
They approached the zebra's tree and knocked on the door.
"Who is coming to say hi?" Zecora asked as she opened the door. "Why, it's dear Applejack and Fluttershy. Won't you come in with me and have some tea?"
She poured them both a cup of tea, which eased their nerves a bit.
"It is wonderful to see your face, now what brings you here to my place?"
Fluttershy was too nervous to speak, so Applejack explained for her. "As you may have noticed, Discord's back."
The zebra narrowed her eyes and stomped her hoof on the table. "I am fully aware that creature's in town, when I came to find my hut upside-down!"
The southern pony glanced around at the mess of broken bottles and turned over furniture. "Yeah, I can see that. I'm sure you heard of his…demands?"
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"Like what I've done with the place?" the draconequus asked her.
"It's…" she stammered, "lovely."
"Wait until you see the inside!"
He carried her to the door and opened it up. Fluttershy's eyes widened at the interior. It was like looking at a drawing by M.C. Escher, with stairs leading to nowhere and doors hanging sideways.
"Welcome to my humble abode!" Discord said proudly. "Or should I say our humble abode? What do you think?"
She put a hoof to her head. "I think I'm getting dizzy."
He chuckled. "You'll get used to it, my dear. After all, this is your new home."
Overwhelmed with it all, Fluttershy fainted in his arms. He summoned a daybed and set her down gently. He gazed in triumph at his prize. So innocent, he thought. Well, we'll soon fix that.
"She sacrificed hers
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That was long ago, and more than 1000 years had passed since that time.
He shook his head slowly; his Milky Way mane and beard cascading and flowing gently down his face. His arctic night coat complimented his shimmering mane with muted brilliance; a physical reminder to some that he did have something in common with the Royal Sisters of legend. But that's all that they were now: legends.
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Waking up I realized my discomfort and painful position, wondering as to why I cracked open my eyes. Though what I saw probably wouldn't have been expected but at the same time it was expected. Pirates hurriedly rushed around getting what they needed done. I tried standing: failing of course.
I'm a prisoner to a band of pirates . Then the memories of last night flooded my mind.
Crap! I'm on the Malicious!! Without bringing attention to myself I was waking the other generals. Arthur nearly yelled at me before noticing where we were. Feliciano, Ludwig's comrade, was next to Arthur still not completely aware of our problem. Although I strained my eyes, I could see Ludwig himself on the other side. Arthur was sitting next to the Spaniard, Antonio.
"Hey Toni, who's over there by you?" I said in a hushed tone.
"Francis, Gilbert, Lovino, and Arthur," He paused. "And you?"
"Arthur, Ludwig, Feli, and you."
"Vhat happened to you guys last night?" Ludwig asked. I remembered whe
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"I wanna be just like you!" they kept saying to either one or the other.
"Aw, shucks," Applejack blushed.
"Think big, kids," Rainbow said. "With a lot of practice and guts, you can go anywhere!"
"Girls," Twilight interjected. "Have either of you seen Fluttershy? It's almost time for her to go on."
"She wasn't in her room?" Applejack asked.
"No, I've checked."
"She's probably in the garden. Ya know how she feels more comfortable with the critters."
"I'll go get her," Rainbow volunteered.
Indeed, Fluttershy was in the garden, warming up her voice. She was so nervous, she felt like it was going to crack.
"Oh, what am I doing?" she muttered to herself. "I can't go up in front of every pony and sing."
"Why not? We all know you're great."
She turned to see Rainbow Dash i
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Twilight Sparkle closed her eyelids shut, giggling to herself as she walked through the grand yet familiar halls of Canterlot Castle. She could scarcely contain her enthusiasm at being summoned by the Princess for a very important mission – at least, that was what she garnered from the short and concise letter she had received. With her eyes still shut, she could still see those words on the parchment.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Most distressing events have transpired and your presence is urgently needed in Canterlot. Please come with all possible haste.
“You know, it’s kind of hard to walk around with your eyes shut,” Spike reminded his pony friend.
“Spike, that’s just silly—“
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carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
CG: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DISCONNECT OR ANYTHING
CG: AND I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THAT HEART!
TG: chill man
CG: NO. I WILL NOT CHILL.
TG: i was kidding about you liking me
TG: i mean
TG: i like someone else anyway
TG: wouldnt have worked out with you
I froze. Did he seriously just say that? I started to shake.
carcinoGeneticist's [CG] computer exploded.
TG: oh shit
I must've hit my head pretty hard because when I woke up there was a hole in the wall. No wait, my computer exploded? Why? Then I remembered. Sollux had told me that slamming my keyboard wasn't good for it, so I must've done that. Fuck. I faceplamed and sat up, checking the time. Wow, how long was I out? It was now the middle of the night. I wasn't tired, so I got on my phone and logge
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"When are you going to get it, shitty glasses?! I'm just sick, I don't need you to take care of me, so keep your shitty stories about Titans for you. I'm going to finish my paperwork, because of the last expedition beyond the walls, I didn't get the time to finish this bullshit." I say with my habitual cold voice deprived of any emotion. Hanji stares at me, a book which is certainly talking about Titans in her hands. She only wants to help me, I know it, but I don't need her help. I am able to take of myself without her futile and annoying help.
"Okay Shorty... You're still the same when you're sick, the grumpy and cold man... Well, if you need something or if you want me to bring you a tea, I'm in the library. See you later, Levi."
After those words, Hanji lets a little sigh coming out from her mouth, and goes out of my office. I lean against the back of my chair and sigh, thinking about the last expedition beyond the walls. This expedition has occured one day ago, an
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Warnings for slight mature themes.
The chatters and murmurs in the bar are deafening to his ears, pallid digits grasping the glass in his hands weakly, inky black strands covering half his face. Lips were set in a thin line, a single word never slipping from his mouth; blade-bright gaze sweeps across the room, the scent of cigarette smoke hitting his nostrils. He wrinkles his nose. Time seems to stop for a moment as his eyes fix on a figure across the room, legs crossed, chewing on the end of a cigar, smoke curling from the tip.
Manicured fingernails, and the poignant scent of floral perfume blending in with the stale air. Eyes inscrutable, enhanced by the kohl along the rims of dark lashes, with lips in the color of a bright red and holding secrets behind the curve of a sly smile. Irises gleam as they catch his gaze, fingers plucking the cigar from those lips, a faint print of crimson lipstick staining the crisp
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Life is a big, dark, scary tunnel, and there’s a light shining brightly at the end of the tunnel.
We’re all going down this tunnel, some of us running with carefree abandon, letting the wind whip against us as we run down that tunnel, while some of us are more inclined to stroll through life’s tunnel, bemused by those who stumble over obstacles because they didn’t see them in the way.
That tunnel is confusing.
The tunnel is confusing because everything is confusing. The world is big and scary, and you look at yourself from time to time and think, “Wow… It’s me and this huge tunnel, in the dark.” It makes you feel
insignificant, scared, alone, empty, paranoid, invisible, vulnerable, weak, small
And then you put up defenses, as your journey through the tunnel gets more terrifying, as you see things coming after you, shadows flickering behind you, sounds crackling above you, your own senses failing and lying to you as fear takes over.
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“Oh my!” she gasped with both delight and shock as she used her magical horn to caress and stroke the magnificent Royal Crowns as they were called.
Massive white petals fanning out from a glistening golden center marked the hallmark of these particular flowers, her mind racing with enthusiasm at all the possible uses she could use them for.
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Am I dreaming? Or is this real? That's the only thing that came to my mind as I was floating down the seemingly endless but beautiful drop, the ice looking walls around me looked as though their was a Antarctic aurora inside it changing color to the beat of a soft music box playing in the background. All the sudden I landed on a pair of pure white stairs that seemed to of appeared out of nowhere, I began walk up to wherever the stairs may lead me and each time I put my foot in one of the steps the step changed into a (light/dark/bright) shade of (f/c) until I finally reached a large circle platform that looked like it was made completely out of stained glass of many colors.
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The draconequus then vanished and a certain blue alicorn appeared before her in the darkness.
"Princess Luna?" she gasped.
"Are you alright, Fluttershy?" the princess inquired.
"Yes. Thank you, but…I heard you could enter dreams, but how come you haven't shown up before?"
"Apologies, for I have many subjects. It was very inconsiderate of me not to have rid your head of that creature before. But Fluttershy, your friends worry about you. Has he hurt you? The real Discord?"
"So far, no…"
"Has he been cruel to you in any way?"
"Well, not exactly, but…"
She gulped. "He…he wants me to love him."
Luna's eyes widened. "Pardon?"
"You see, I…I convinced him to postpone the wedding, but he wants me to love him first."
"Can you love a creature so horrid and cruel?!" Luna asked angrily.
"He's…not so bad…"
"Fluttershy, he is a
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A sigh escapes into the silence as my shoulders drop. Ebony locks fall against my forehead and hang in front of my eyes as a few beads of sweat form on my brow.
I had that dream again.
I soar through the air at the first Titan I see, my blades poised and ready, the exhilaration surging in my veins. I strike the weak spot, spinning around and slicing down two others standing by in one fluid motion. Landing on a nearby tree branch, I look out to see the bloody mess I created...the bloody mess that should have evaporated by now... Taking a cautious step forward, I peer down to meet the mutilated face of Petra. Her once soft features smeared and washed out against the splashes of bright red, her head thrown back as her body lay limp against the base of the tree. I stumble back only to catch another horrific sight out of the corner of my eyes; the snapped neck leading to Gunther's blank eyes as his body hangs by a single wire. Swallowing hard to keep the bile down, my gaze follows past Gunt
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[Armin x Suicidal!Reader]
Author's note: This does talk about cutting and suicidal thoughts. You have been warned.
“I’m so tired of this…” you looked down at your bloodied wrist. The scars seemed to be tattooed into your pale skin. “Why won’t this feeling disappear?”
The memories of him flooded your brain. They suffocated you each and every day.
I'm so tired of being here.
Suppressed by all my childish fears.
And if you have to leave, I wish that you would just leave.
Cause your presence still lingers here, and it won't leave me alone.
Your shaking hand reached for the blade that had become a natural part of your daily life. Ever since the day he disppeared, you had been wandering, searching, praying for a way out. You trudged aimlessly through every day as the thoughts tortured you. They never left, haunting you.
These wounds won't seem to heal.
This pain is just too real.
There's just too much that time cannot
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On the way to elementary school,
I’m screaming bloody murder
About how it’s the worst place on earth.
Mom hands me a pack of gummy bears
So that I stop making her ears bleed,
And suddenly it’s as though I don’t have to endure
Seven whole hours of watching paint dry.
I cheer and save the treat for later.
In class my teacher is teaching us about bees,
And it occurs to me that she is quite like one as well.
A woman moving about slowly,
Droning on and on in a language I don’t understand.
She even has a dress
That is yellow like the sun.
But, like a bee’s suit,
It would look better on something else.
The droning is broken by a crash
And miles away,
I see a puff of dust go up
In the two towers I can see from school.
My teacher is wide eyed
And she stares at the spectacle
Because her husband works there
So it’s impossible to tear her eyes away
Just like me.
Everyone is cringing around me
And it’s a while before