The Bad Tooth GallowsTHE BAD TOOTH GALLOWSThe Bad Tooth Gallows2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
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SCENE: Golden Oaks Library/Twilight's Treehouse
Twilight Sparkle analyses muffins on her desk. Measuring each out for weight and height. She records her findings, only to find one muffin missing.
Twilight: "Spike, did you see the muffin I had on the desk?"
Cut to Spike, visibly having something in his mouth.
Twilight: "Spike. Did you eat that muffin?"
Twilight: "Oh, Spike. I needed that for my very delicate research!"
Spike: "And I needed that as my very delicate dessert! Why are you doing research on muffins anyway?"
Twilight: "These aren't just ordinary muffins, Spike. These are muffins from Sugarcube Corner. I'm trying to find out what makes them so very delicious among ponies in Ponyville."
Spike: "Why don't you just ask the Cakes, or Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight: "I'm sure the Cakes have some secret famil
Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene[Our movie opens up in the streets of The Crystal Empire. Lord Dusk Shine and his friends are heading towards the Crystal Palace.]Equestria Boys: Beginning Scene1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Applejack: Hoo-wee! Your very first Lord’s summit. You must be over the moon, Dusk.
Lord Dusk Shine: I am feeling pretty excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
Bubble Berry: [pops up out of nowhere] You're nervicited! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "I’M AWSOME!!!" But you also wanna curl up in a little ball [curls up into a little ball] and hide at the same time! [Gets back up. The Transformers sound effect plays when he does this] We've all been there! [ruffles Dusk’s mane]
Butterscotch: [to himself] I feel like that all the time...
Applejack: You've got no reason to worry, Dusk. Everything's gonna be just-
Elusive: [interrupts loudly] Dusk Shine! [calms down] Oh, apologies my good man, but I just realized you're not wearing your Lord’s helmet. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, ha
Bride of Discord: Chapter 5-The Dilemma"We're not really going to give into his demands, are we?" Rarity asked.Bride of Discord: Chapter 5-The Dilemma1 year ago in Romance More Like This
They had left the waxy throne room to continue their meeting in the map room.
"We may not have a choice," Twilight said. "Discord thought this out very well. I need my horn to power the Elements, but the only way I can get it back is if we don't use the Elements to stop him. Finding a piece of land with no ponies around will not be difficult."
"What about the third deal?" Applejack inquired.
She sighed. "Discord knows how desperate we are to get the princesses back."
"But we can't just hand some pony over to be his wife!" Rarity exclaimed. "We might as well be making a sacrifice to the Devil!"
"He said his bride has to go willingly. I think we should announce this to the citizens and see if any pony is willing to make such a sacrifice."
Fluttershy had been silent the entire time. She couldn't get over the fact that Discord had been there. The way he had spoken to her, touched her, looked at her, it gave her the sh
Bride of Discord: Chapter 4-The PropositionDiscord continued to spread his chaos across Equestria. He turned the railroads into red licorice, the buffalos into gymnasts, the trees into candy canes and the birds into oranges. The last one was thanks to Twilight Sparkle. He then switched from night to day every few minutes so he could see his work. He saved Ponyville for last.Bride of Discord: Chapter 4-The Proposition1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Hmm, let's see," he murmured to himself as he hovered over the unsuspecting town. "What to do? What to do?"
He paused when he heard laughter. He glanced down and saw two ponies having a picnic under a gazebo. He recognized them as Applejack's older brother and the local school teacher. The stallion was wearing a bowtie and dinner jacket, while the mare was wearing a pretty pink dress. Discord perched himself on a cloud and watched.
"It was nice of you to plan a picnic, Big Mac," said Cheerilee.
"Yup," her date nodded.
The draconequus had to duck as she looked up at the sky. "Beautiful night, isn't it?"
Big Macintosh looked in her direction. "Yup."
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The four approached the palace gate and were let through, as the guards already knew them. Instead of Twilight, they were greeted by her brother.
"Hello, girls," Shining Armor said. "We're so glad you could make it. Twilie and the others are already having dinner. They asked me to escort you."
Applejack sighed in relief. "Thank goodness! I'm starved!"
Pinkie Pie bounced down the hallway. "I love having dinner with the princesses!"
"You love having dinner with any pony, darling," Rarity chuckled.
In the dining hall, Celestia sat at the head of the table, Twilight and Spike on her right, Luna and Cadence on her left. When she saw her frien
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These animals don't listen. No, not one little bit.
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits.
It's up to me to stop them, cause plainly you can see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
I try to keep them laughing. Put a smile upon their face;
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace.
I have to entertain them. It's there for all to see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
[Pinkamena Diane Pie]
I don't care much for pickin' fruit and
Plowin' fields ain't such a hoot.
No matter what I try,
I cannot fix this busted water chute!
I've got so many chores to do.
It's no fun being me; but it has to be my destiny,
Cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me.
Looky here at what I made, I think that it's a dress.
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress.
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix thi
.: DaveKat Fanfiction :. Chapter 2 - ??After repeatedly banging my head on a wall like a pansy, I decided to talk to him again. It's only been a few minutes, right? Maybe I can say my computer exploded again or something..: DaveKat Fanfiction :. Chapter 2 - ??2 years ago in Settings More Like This
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
CG: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DISCONNECT OR ANYTHING
CG: AND I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THAT HEART!
TG: chill man
CG: NO. I WILL NOT CHILL.
TG: i was kidding about you liking me
TG: i mean
TG: i like someone else anyway
TG: wouldnt have worked out with you
I froze. Did he seriously just say that? I started to shake.
carcinoGeneticist's [CG] computer exploded.
TG: oh shit
I must've hit my head pretty hard because when I woke up there was a hole in the wall. No wait, my computer exploded? Why? Then I remembered. Sollux had told me that slamming my keyboard wasn't good for it, so I must've done that. Fuck. I faceplamed and sat up, checking the time. Wow, how long was I out? It was now the middle of the night. I wasn't tired, so I got on my phone and logge
LifeLife.Life9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Life is a big, dark, scary tunnel, and there’s a light shining brightly at the end of the tunnel.
We’re all going down this tunnel, some of us running with carefree abandon, letting the wind whip against us as we run down that tunnel, while some of us are more inclined to stroll through life’s tunnel, bemused by those who stumble over obstacles because they didn’t see them in the way.
That tunnel is confusing.
The tunnel is confusing because everything is confusing. The world is big and scary, and you look at yourself from time to time and think, “Wow… It’s me and this huge tunnel, in the dark.” It makes you feel
insignificant, scared, alone, empty, paranoid, invisible, vulnerable, weak, small
And then you put up defenses, as your journey through the tunnel gets more terrifying, as you see things coming after you, shadows flickering behind you, sounds crackling above you, your own senses failing and lying to you as fear takes over.
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The draconequus then vanished and a certain blue alicorn appeared before her in the darkness.
"Princess Luna?" she gasped.
"Are you alright, Fluttershy?" the princess inquired.
"Yes. Thank you, but…I heard you could enter dreams, but how come you haven't shown up before?"
"Apologies, for I have many subjects. It was very inconsiderate of me not to have rid your head of that creature before. But Fluttershy, your friends worry about you. Has he hurt you? The real Discord?"
"So far, no…"
"Has he been cruel to you in any way?"
"Well, not exactly, but…"
She gulped. "He…he wants me to love him."
Luna's eyes widened. "Pardon?"
"You see, I…I convinced him to postpone the wedding, but he wants me to love him first."
"Can you love a creature so horrid and cruel?!" Luna asked angrily.
"He's…not so bad…"
"Fluttershy, he is a
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On the way to elementary school,
I’m screaming bloody murder
About how it’s the worst place on earth.
Mom hands me a pack of gummy bears
So that I stop making her ears bleed,
And suddenly it’s as though I don’t have to endure
Seven whole hours of watching paint dry.
I cheer and save the treat for later.
In class my teacher is teaching us about bees,
And it occurs to me that she is quite like one as well.
A woman moving about slowly,
Droning on and on in a language I don’t understand.
She even has a dress
That is yellow like the sun.
But, like a bee’s suit,
It would look better on something else.
The droning is broken by a crash
And miles away,
I see a puff of dust go up
In the two towers I can see from school.
My teacher is wide eyed
And she stares at the spectacle
Because her husband works there
So it’s impossible to tear her eyes away
Just like me.
Everyone is cringing around me
And it’s a while before
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Searching for the right words.
The one who doesn't hear,
But has always wanted to be heard.
A liar who can't speak,
A coward who can't hide.
Swallowed by her grief,
Poisoned by her pride.
And yet she's found a deeper love,
Flawed as she may be.
Though left in horrid darkness,
She finds that she can see.
And with all her insecurities,
She's slipped through prison bars.
Broke through her imperfections,
And is reaching for the stars.
Life with Twilight Ch 1So tell me about life. How do you live it? Play video games, go out and hang with friends, get a big honking paycheck and buy lots of shoes? Sounds like fun, really it does. You should consider yourself lucky to live such a life, cause I sure as hell would. Everyday, it's the same old thing; wake up in this crummy old apartment, go to my college classes, spend about twenty hours per week at work, and then come home to do whatever I can until bedtime. Then I wake up and do the same thing the next day.Life with Twilight Ch 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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hetalia x reader intro ~ trappedlet me just say that this series was the first ever x reader I have ever wrote, even though it was written in a diary journal I took everywhere, so as a thanks to all the people who have stuck by me and my writings plus helped me get to 50 watchers I present to you this little series~ leonehetalia x reader intro ~ trapped8 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Am I dreaming? Or is this real? That's the only thing that came to my mind as I was floating down the seemingly endless but beautiful drop, the ice looking walls around me looked as though their was a Antarctic aurora inside it changing color to the beat of a soft music box playing in the background. All the sudden I landed on a pair of pure white stairs that seemed to of appeared out of nowhere, I began walk up to wherever the stairs may lead me and each time I put my foot in one of the steps the step changed into a (light/dark/bright) shade of (f/c) until I finally reached a large circle platform that looked like it was made completely out of stained glass of many colors.
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Waking up I realized my discomfort and painful position, wondering as to why I cracked open my eyes. Though what I saw probably wouldn't have been expected but at the same time it was expected. Pirates hurriedly rushed around getting what they needed done. I tried standing: failing of course.
I'm a prisoner to a band of pirates . Then the memories of last night flooded my mind.
Crap! I'm on the Malicious!! Without bringing attention to myself I was waking the other generals. Arthur nearly yelled at me before noticing where we were. Feliciano, Ludwig's comrade, was next to Arthur still not completely aware of our problem. Although I strained my eyes, I could see Ludwig himself on the other side. Arthur was sitting next to the Spaniard, Antonio.
"Hey Toni, who's over there by you?" I said in a hushed tone.
"Francis, Gilbert, Lovino, and Arthur," He paused. "And you?"
"Arthur, Ludwig, Feli, and you."
"Vhat happened to you guys last night?" Ludwig asked. I remembered whe
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The sun was just starting to rise over town, but the shadows of night still clung to the area around Canterlot High School as Sunset Shimmer continued her work, such as it was. Snips and Snails had been there earlier as well, but they’d been picked up by their parents the previous evening once the dance had finished up, and odds were that she wouldn’t be seeing them for several days at least. While everything else that had happened the previous night stretched belief, it would be very easy to prove that school property had been damaged, and while they hadn’t done it themselves, they were party to it.
She paused to wipe some sweat from her brow before putting the last brick into place. Repairs to the front entrance were far from finished, but they were far beyond her capabilities. It would take professionals to undo the damage she’d done to the edifice, replacing glass and concrete and rebar, and what masonry she’d done was
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Its time when my vishes finally comes true
At first no one knows vho I am?
Vell, Once I vas a normal purple bat from Pi'illo Island
Then somehow I fed of sveets of nightmares
Thanks of nightmares: I become bigger my claws, my body and my wonderful vings
In the pass of time I become a powerful king
There is one thing to do
I only vanted is having the Dark Stone
Those idiots of Pi'illos they imprison me in Dream Land
At my last act... I destroy the Dark Stone
Making those Pi'illos turned into a stone one by one
Now I'm here... In my dark prison
My only company is deepest of darkness
It's driving me into madness
Yesterday: I'm bat... Today: I'm king... Now: I'm prisoner ... And Tomorrow?
No one can hear my pain or my sorrow...
But don't worry, my dear friends: I vill be free any soon...
And I vill have Dream Stone on my claws
I vill have the whole vorld in the palm of my paw
I'll be the scarest nightmare that the vorld has ne
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Tap Tap Tap.
Sollux felt his eye twitch- a telltale sign of his irritation.
Tap Tap Tap.
If someone didn't get him out of this room soon, he was going to SNAP. And there would be NO ONE to stop him.
Tap Tap Tap.
"Hey, thop that gogdamn tapping!" he growled. The other was staring into space and couldn't hear him- or he was just ignoring him. Both were just as annoying.
Tap Tap Tap.
That was it, he was going to-
Sollux whirled around looking over to the idiot whom he was trapped in a restrictively confined space. Eridan was sitting at the opposite side of the room. He'd been tapping his nails against the side of his glasses in thought for the past half an hour- so much so, that something had come loose in them and made them fall off.
"Oii. Fiithdiick. Not only are you beiing exceediingly annoyiing, but you broke your thupiid glattheth too. THTOP. THE DAMN. TAPPING." He said clearly, now that Eridan wasn't zoned out.
"Oh shut up,
Why?The place I went to be happyWhy?10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is now torn away from me
Turn to frowns
Like water in cupped hands
I know my memories will slowly leave me
I won't be able to tell
If it was reality
Or just a dream
Bounce off me
Inside is nothing
I am now hollow
A person walking this earth
Without a soul
Or maybe my soul is still in here
Locked away with my heart
The key is gone
But hope is still here
I have a companion now
But that's not a good sign
The body we inhabit
Is slipping away
The disease is spreading
And there's nothing we can do
I can sense the tendrils of doubt and sadness
Slipping into the cracks
Manipulating her thoughts
I beat as loud as I can
Trying to give her hope
I don't know
If she can feel me anymore
But I have to try
Business as Normal - PW-R-070Business as NormalBusiness as Normal - PW-R-0701 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
From the outside, the Goldenrod City Gym looked like the average, standard Pokémon Gym, a large domed building with massive windows. The inside was little different, with a battlefield, scoreboard and stands. The only difference that helped it to stand out was the fact that most, if not all, of the Gym’s staff were made up of women.
Alex saw little reason to object to that, though it was mostly due to her general dislike of tokenism, and she suspected that if a man wanted to work at or train in the Gym, they’d be perfectly within their rights to do so, even if they did face criticisms from others for one reason or another. In any case, it wasn’t her problem, and her concerns over the Gym would end very shortly.
“Well Alex, are you ready to go?”
A confident smile formed on her face as Alex called out to her opponent, “Ready when you are, Whitney!”
The Gym Leader nodded, then signaled t
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Twilight Sparkle closed her eyelids shut, giggling to herself as she walked through the grand yet familiar halls of Canterlot Castle. She could scarcely contain her enthusiasm at being summoned by the Princess for a very important mission – at least, that was what she garnered from the short and concise letter she had received. With her eyes still shut, she could still see those words on the parchment.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Most distressing events have transpired and your presence is urgently needed in Canterlot. Please come with all possible haste.
“You know, it’s kind of hard to walk around with your eyes shut,” Spike reminded his pony friend.
“Spike, that’s just silly—“
Seven MinutesThe room was dark and quiet; the only sounds that could be heard were the heartbeats of the ponies within. The air was warm and heavy, uncomfortably so. Once again, Twilight Sparkle slammed her shoulder against the door, then groaned when, again, it yielded no positive results. "Darn it!" she growled, stomping a hoof on the floor. "Whose bright idea was it to play this stupid game, anyway?"Seven Minutes2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I think it was Pinkie Pie's," a raspy voice answered. "And she's not gonna unlock the door for a whileyou know how she gets..."
Twilight sighed and rested her head against the soft wood of the door. "Ugh! Tell me about it! Really, who thinks up a game where you lock two ponies in a dark closet?"
When no response came from Rainbow Dash, Twilight tried to blast the door open with a heavy burst of purple magic. The wave of energy filled the room and crashed into the paneled barrier that held them prisoner, but when it impacted, nothing happened. The magic dissipated without so much as vibrating
Homestuck DaveKat AUKARKAT POVHomestuck DaveKat AU1 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
You look outside. Your beautiful city of Chicago now looks post-apocalyptic. The television in the other room is still playing coverage of the attack. Last week, they had gotten the Water Tower, this week they had gotten the Hancock Building. Your small home just outside the city was mostly unharmed, probably because it was extremely unimportant. But you know all too well that eventually, they're going to come for you.
There's a knock on your door. Your head whips around. You slowly walk towards the door, the floorboards creaking under your feet. You peer out the window through the tattered curtain. They're here.
You leap aside as a huge black claw smashes through the window. You dash into the next room as the thing breaks down the door. You wrench the back door open and throw yourself through. You take off down the sidewalk. The thing scuttles after you, gaining speed. Your heart gives a small flutter as you see your friend Dave up ahead.
"RUN!" You shout at him. You grab h