Farewell HuntFarewell Hunt4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
(Part 9 of Shadowdale)
"Say aaah," Crystal said playfully, dangling the struggling human above the black dragon's throat. Embyr did as she was asked, her teeth parting to reveal the pink cavern that awaited the boy. He was dropped in, plummeting between the gap in her lips with a yelp to land with a wet plop on the Black Terror's tongue.
A pleased "Mmmmmmmmm," echoed around the human as he found himself shrouded in darkness, the keratin fangs closing behind him to seal his body within the confines of the dragon's maw.
"This must never get old." Sterling muttered, slamming a fist into the dragon's jaw. She giggled, rocking him onto his back with the force of her laughter.
The dragons waited, lying awake for a long while as their friend drifted to sleep in the warmth of Embyr's body. Finally, after the black dragon could make out the deep, rhythmic breathing of sleep, her eyes darted to the blue dragon that lay beside her.
"Is he asleep?"
She gave a nearly imperceptible nod, trying her b
What's New, Mary Sue? PART 2Well, Rorschach couldn't have rum. But he did have sugar cubes.What's New, Mary Sue? PART 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He rolled up his blotted mask and popped one into his mouth. The Joker eyed this curiously before leaning over, licking his painted lips and hissing, "can I have one...?" He gave Rorschach what he took to be an attempt puppy-dog eyes but it was difficult to fall for when it was coming from a sadistic clown with a scarred smile than ran almost all the way up to his ears who smelled almost as odd as he did.
Rorschach popped another cube into his mouth.
He'd never really cared for puppy-dog eyes.
The Joker feigned a pout then stealthily slid his chair over to Jack. "Can I have some...?" he asked in a voice that he hoped was innocent enough.
Jack finished a swig from the tall bottle and licked his lips. The Joker noticed that he seemed to sway a bit before he slurred out, "Mmmmmnnnooo..." followed by another equally long gulp from the bottle.
The Joker growled and turned angrily to Lego
The Twin Fires: Chapter 3HomeboundThe Twin Fires: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Martha stood at the sink, busying herself with doing the dishes, occasionally casting a worried glance out of the kitchen window. "I am worried George, our Thomas should have been home by now, oh, maybe he's gotten into an accident on his way home."
She already saw the different scenarios of what could have happened to her son flash before her eyes, each one of them bad, it ended somewhere with "abducted by aliens.". She bit her lower lip and looked out of the window again, she didn't notice she'd been washing the same cup for the third time now.
"Maybe we should call the police?" Martha called to her husband from over her shoulder.
From the couch just across the kitchen came a low grunt. With some effort, George reached for the remote of the television from his seated position, stretching his arm just so he didn't had to get up.
"Nah, he'll be just fine, you'll see." he spoke flatly, right now his interest was more focused on the upcoming footbal
JACK ATTACKJack furrowed his brow and narrowed his eyes, focusing all his concentration into one move.JACK ATTACK5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Possibly his last, if he wasn't careful. He slowly lifted his blade, fully aware that the wicked eyes with the fiery brows were still resting on him.
The demon grinned widely, revealing two rows of long, curving teeth.
"Make your move, Samurai," it taunted, demonic eyes ablaze.
That was all Jack needed. With a sharp cry, he swung his blade twice into the demon's dark form, creating a shining white X as he did so. The demon let out an ear-piercing shriek and suddenly began to howl-
The samurai glared up at the beast in irritation.
"FfffffffOOL!" the dark creature spit, bits of saliva splattering onto Jack's face. Aku pointed a long clawed finger at the dark space they were playing on (a.k.a. Aku's stomach). "That is your second move! See? Two X's in a row. I know exactly where to block you. Predictable Samurai." Aku laughed to himself as he took his claw and drew a ci
BatB High School 2BatB High School 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Father?" Belle called as she knocked on the door entering the classroom. It smelled of sawdust and spray paint. She held the back of her hand to her nose, softly as she searched around the workshop. A large clatter echoed around the room and she called again glancing around the tables. "Pere?"
"How on earth did that happen, dog gonnit?" Her father growled from the ground beneath one of his machines.
"Are you alright, Pere?" she asked spotting his feet and sitting on a stool near him.
"I'm about ready to give up on this piece of junk," he growled kicking the empty stool near his foot.
She laughed softly and cupped her chin in her palm. "You always say that."
"I mean it this time, I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work." He slipped back beneath the machine and began tinkering away again, her father's child like 'curse words' slipping occasionally from his mouth.
"Yes, you will," she prompted like she always did. Talking her father down from his figurative ledge of despair. H
What Do You See?What Do You See?3 years ago in Settings More Like This
I talk to her and ask
"What do you see?"
"I see braces and glasses and an annoyingly perky girl."
I look in the
Dinky Doo's HomecomingDinky slowly trotted down the steps after her bath, if what she'd just experienced could be called that. At this inn, a bathtub seemed to be a large metal tub usually used to hold fruit that had been filled with almost hot water. But it had been enough to get the grime out of her hair, and the light peach scent from the harvest gave her a pleasant enough scent to her hair, mane and tail.Dinky Doo's Homecoming4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Stretching her sore body slightly, the teen mare looked about the inn to see it had filled with some more guests. In the corner sat four griffons, their large bodies casting a shadow from the light of the setting sun as they played a round of cards. At a table next to the door, an elderly pair of pegasi sat nibbling on a salad together with a look of love for each other still shining in each other's eyes.
And by the bar, a colt no older than her sat with a lute tuning it likely in the hopes of earning a night's rest.
The older teen mare chuckled to herself, then paused in her tracks. A scent was waftin
becoming a dragon(warning, contains vore, and transformation)becoming a dragon5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was once a teenage boy, about 17 years old. He was quite small for his age, but was well built. When he was young, he got given a book on dragons, "Dragonology." the first time he read it, he thought it was just ok, but he then read it through properly as it was all he could think about. It was the first book he truly read and took in everything. He studied the book, and learnt all that was in it, he grew a passion for dragons. His parents noticed how much he loved them, so filled his room with dragon merchandise, such as small statues, sheets with them on, even a bloody throne! His love for them grew more by the day. After a few years, his parents split up, the mother left, the father couldn't handle it and quit his job, we lost everything. Me, my 2 sisters and my dad had to sell all we had just to keep the house, all the boys dragon stuff, he could only save the book Dragonology. We soon lost the house as well, so we had to live on t
Markimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORNMarkimash CinnapieMarkimash CinnaPie - HOW CRY WAS BORN2 years ago in Romance More Like This
How Cry Was Born
One day mark fishback runs into Yami at a local sperm bank. Yami blushed and looked away from marks intense brown eyes and greeted him, "Hi Mark!" He said in his cute, english accent.
"Hey Yami!" Mark greeted, smirking at him sexily. "Do you need help donating? I know a lot about donating, I do it every night if you know what I mean." Yami's blush grew darker and darker, his thoughts falling to the gutter when Mark's words finally sunk in.
Before Mark could continue his lovely stream of sexual flirts, the Doctor walked in, both Yami and Mark turned to him. It was.... CINNAMON TOAST KEN!
Yami's blush intensified upon realizing he was stuck in one room with two magnificently built men. Ken looked so handsome in his pure white coat and bear hat thing. His chestnut mustache and beard were as manly as ever, and shimmered in the white, office light.
"Are you two... ready to make your noble... contrubution to society?" Ken said huskily.
Mark let out
The Greatest Fic Ever Part 2When we last left off, our fair, beautiful and sassy heroine was slowly dying of un-attention.The Greatest Fic Ever Part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A sociopathic murderer was busy eating his daily brains when a strange and mysterious girl went up to him.
"Soylar, hey Soylar," said she. "It is I, that long ago forgotten childhood friend that also had a troubled life and a dead mother. I also fantasize about blood and eating people and had issues at school and we were married in a past life but some Japanese otaku nerd screwed up the time continuum and now you can't remember-"
"Your brains, I shall eat them," said Soylar most wickedly as he attempted to saw open the top of her head with his middle finger. "Your sue powers will be most delici-oh dear GOD. It tastes like someone put plastic covered glittering shit in my mouth. I've eaten over 50 people and none of them are even vaguely resemble this festering camel vomit. Away with you!"
Soylar then flung her away where she then magically landed in space.
Goldenstar's Choice: AllegiancesGoldenstar's Choice: Allegiances1 year ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses More Like This
LEADER: Lonestar │ Ralph Waldo Emerson
A brown tom with light brown patches and amber eyes
DEPUTY: Pondspots │ Henry David Thoreau
A dark gray tom with a spotted pelt and blue eyes
MEDICINE CAT: Grassfur │ Walt Whitman
An old, fluffy gray and white tom with blue eyes
Shellheart │ Oliver Wendell Holmes
A dark gray-blue tom with blue eyes
Longwhisker │ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A white tom with with russet van markings and amber eyes
Thornstripe │ Nathaniel Hawthorne
A dark brown tabby tom with green eyes
Ravenheart │ Edgar Allan Poe
A dark gray tom with black stripes and blue eyes
Rivertail │ Mark Twain
A fluffy gray and white tom with green eyes
Lionclaw │ Stephen Crane
A young brown tom with amber eyes
Whitepelt │ Emily Dickinson
A white she-cat with gray patches and green eyes
Across the StarsOne day Jake Sully was living peacefully on Pandora when he heard a noise in the bushes.Across the Stars5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What was that?" Jake asked.
"I don't know, I think you should go check it out," said Neytiri.
So Jake Sully took his spear and went to see what the noise was.
Suddenly, he saw a tall, grasshopper-looking creature standing in the clearing.
"Oh my God." said Jake Sulley.
The creature spoke in a strange tongue. "The humans took our ship," he said sadly. "and we waiting 20 long years to get it back. we barely managed to escape with our lives. me and my son were in the slum for so long, filthy, malnourished, and mistreated, and now..." the creature started sobbing. We buried his large, misshapen, exo-skeletoned head in his hands...claws...fingers...claw fingers.
It was then jaek selluy suddenly noticed how alike the creatures eyes were to his own. They were so different...he so blue...the other so prawn... yet they both had such large, expressive eyes...
and they were both tall enough to
The TomboyYour knees are skinned upThe Tomboy9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And your hair is cut short,
Naked, abused Barbies lay scattered.
Oh, how you seized the day.
Little girl with an Army hat on
It belongs to your daddy
Who you adore and go visit every other weekend.
He is teaching you how to shoot today,
And you think that is the best.
You are always the one scratching in
The lace dress your mom
Makes you wear every Sunday.
You don't care if you match or
If your hair is combed or a shoe is untied.
Little Tomboy jamming the aluminum can
In your bike to hear it roar
And racing the boys all the way home.
One day you will grow up to be a lady
They all say, and you deny every word.
Your mom is a lady, pretty and giddy,
with a handsome boyfriend, too.
Dont you want to be like her?
Ladies get the chair pushed out for them
In the nice restaurants and
Get the chair shoved into them at home.
Thats just not your thing.
TrustTrustTrust3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Warning, lots of vore.)
In the middle of a desert, or more like a sandy wasteland. A boy awoke, opening his eyes slowly. Panic starting to seep into his mind upon seeing the sand. He put his hand on the back of his dark brown hair, removing his hand quickly afterwards with a pained expression. He looked over seeing a backpack. Slowly he crawled across the burning sand and opened it, finding a half empty bottle of water, a bandage, and a note saying good luck. He let out a low growl crushing the note, tossing it aside, then he put the backpack on and started walking in a random direction.
A few miles away, a female dragon with vibrant purple scales flew, enjoying the desert heat.
The boy continued on, shielding his eyes with one hand. Dehydration was already kicking in, but he didn't want to drink the water 'till he absolutely had to.
He reached the top of a sand dune, letting out an irritated laugh as he saw miles upon miles of desert. He started shaking his head then pressed on
Harry Potter AnalysisThe wonderful world of Harry Potter has touched countless lives upon its release. It contains many colorful elements from magic and fantasy to fighting bald snake people with little wooden sticks. Yet at the same time, despite touching so many countless lives, the ever-popular series has not been without its fair share of criticism, a large portion of which may not have been completely unfounded. Harry Potter has been said to promote more than a few more shady practices. It wouldn't hurt to explore and prod some of them in scholarly analysis.Harry Potter Analysis5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Let us take, for example, the most prevalent example in the HP wizarding world. Wands. Harry Potter and friends often use their wands to solve problems and, more often than not, create quite a few of them. HP, Ron, and Draco are constantly seen "whipping them out" and "waving them around," despite the fact many teachers advise most of the Hogwarts students against doing so. This could function as a sort of subliminal nod to boyhood fasc
Jack's Winter LullabyWhen you wander through the forestJack's Winter Lullaby3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So perfect and white,
I want you to know it was me
Who was working all night
So I could bring you the snow
That makes you smile
And so you would know
I stopped and stayed a while
And I want you to know
That when I’m flying around
And bringing snow days to other small towns
I never stop thinking of your beautiful eyes
And how you never pay attention to the world’s vicious lies.
Because you are my snowflake,
My diamond in the snow.
And I think about you
Wherever I go.
And even though I can see you
But you still can’t see me
I will be hopeful
That someday you’ll believe.
Because when you do
I will hold on to you tight
And I will hold on to you
For the rest of my life.
So I will wait patiently.
Because you see
You are worth waiting for
And my princess you’ll be.
So when you are frightened
At night in your bed
Please think of these words
And rest your tired head.
Because the day is coming soon
When invisible I will no longer b
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it upside down. You will be taught how to create a real monster.
1. Getting With the Times Let's get one thing straight. Century-old tales can be only interesting for so long in an age of iPods and portable microwaves. Therefore, we need to make our monsters appeal to the times. As in, we need to make them appeal to the audien
Dinky Doo's Father Revealed"Mom, who is my father?"Dinky Doo's Father Revealed4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ditzy Doo paused in making dinner, the grey pegasus's body stiffening as her eyes widened in shock. Turning, she looked at her daughter Dinky Doo and blinked slowly. She held her breath for a moment, slowly counting to five before letting it out. In her head, she had known this day would come, but she had hoped her little filly would be older.
Ditzy Doo knew about how the other foals made fun of her due to her mother being 'special'. As cruel as the foals Dinky's age were, they would grow out of this stage eventually. The real painful barbs were from the mares and stallions around town. The aghast looks and the back-handed compliments towards them both when they were out shopping or having dinner. The whispered conversations and darting looks. That hurt them both far more because at times they would even say such things to their faces.
But they long ago stopped letting it phase them. Dinky knew all too well her mother understood and comprehended far more than t
How To ArgueIf there's one thing that a person can't live without, it's arguments. Whether it's online or real life, chances are you're going to get sucked into them. Like the death of a pet or every ongoing anime series since the mid nineties tanking horribly and hitting rock bottom, it's inevitable. So here are yet a few more tips to help you succeed in that key aspect of life (and online).How To Argue5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
1. Name Calling Dropping Something that you're bound to see in almost every other argument in life is the ever-present name-calling. Fuck key points or backing up your retorts with actual intelligence. None of that is necessary when you have name-calling. Name calling works especially well in real life. But since one can get their face brutally smashed in in real life, this makes doing it online slightly more advantageous (and easy to get away with). Besides, what are they gonna do? Reach through the screen and break your teeth in? They wish. Name calling allows you to score points
Zoethiana :: Remember Reach"No," Rythian whispered. "Zoey... Zoey please-"Zoethiana :: Remember Reach3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Zoey pressed herself against the cold wall. Her chest screamed for air, her eyes were swimming with tears. "I-I can't."
A forcefield seperated Zoey and Rythian. A thin, powerful blue line unable to be penatrated. Zoey had the remote Lalna had forced her to take, the one that would disable the forcefield but cause Rythian's enderman side to control his own.
"I want you to be free," Rythian slammed his fist against the field, suddenly awake with anger. "I want you to live, I want you to survive. I don't care if I become one of those = things." He forces the last word out. "I'd sacrafice myself to let you live, you know that."
Zoey's hand trembled. "I won't let you," her voice broke. "I can't - Rythian -"
Rythian pressed his hand against the blue wall. "Zoey, I..."
"Well, well. What a lovely reunion we have here." Lalna smiled as he casually walked down the stairs. His white coat was spotless, his goggles placed over his eyes. He had a fixed
How to Make an Awesome SeriesWanna know how you can make your original works popular? Want people to salivate over every other thing you push out, regardless of how seemingly outlandish or silly? In a few easy steps, you, too, can have every fanboy and girl from North America to Japan licking the festering shit that spews forth from your anus delicious golden fame that drips from your very fingers.How to Make an Awesome Series5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
1. No Adult Main Characters The key to a successful series is to never have the main character be a day over 17 years of age. It makes it more accessible to a more general audience and thus gives it more popularity through a wider fan base. Only young people in the prime of life can go on and join the military action-packed adventures of a lifetime and have the imagination capacity to sit through hours and hours of colorful drug-inspired bullshit that anyone over 30 would most likely scoff at. Also, adults are colorless and have no souls, thus why they can't ride unicorns or wield keyblades.
Have you ever seen a
How to Make a VampireVampire lore spans many, many years back into the past and they still remain popular today as one of the most recognized and exalted horror icons in the monster world of fiction. Yet despite having many different variations the world over, some parts have either been watered down or completely written out for today's modern audience. Maybe you want to share in the stable, ever-growing fangirl or fanboy-powered market of vampire literature? Well, look no further. Here are some tips to help get you started:How to Make a Vampire5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has only dwindled down to two types that actually sell in this day and age. Either: A) Smoking hot undead vampires that want to sex you or B) Incredibly violent gore-loving animals that want to kill everything.
How does one come down to choosing?
Well, just try and figure out what kind of audience you're going to pander to. The mai
How to Comment on dA1. LOL Subjective If you don't like something, even if the person put time, effort, and thought into it, it isn't art. To further assert this truth, be sure to go to the person's deviation and/or main page to tell them that you think their work isn't art because you don't like it.How to Comment on dA5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2. Hydra Stuck in an argument? Feel like you're losing or the other person is making points that are too logical for you to even attempt to debate against just fucking silly to you? Re-jump into the same argument using a double account. Two heads are better than one, right? So two accounts must make your side all the more valid. If you can make an account where no one can guess that it's yours, all the more bonus points for you and your craftiness at hiding yourself on the internet. If you're -that- clever online, you must surely be a master ninja in real life. Additionally, telling the person the same thing using a different account name ensures that they see your side of things more cle