Prinack: Princess' New Year's EvePrinack: Princess' New Year's Eve2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Jack Spicer entered his hotel room on a chilly New Year’s Eve. He was holding a large bucket of ice in one hand, and a medium size package in the. He placed the bucket on a nearby table and looked around. To his surprise the room was empty.
“Princess, where are you?” he called as he slowly unwrapped the package he was carrying.
“I’m in the bathroom!” his girlfriend, Princess Morbucks, yelled back from the bedroom.
Jack rolled his eyes. When he left to go run some errands, she was in the bathroom, and now an hour later she was still in the bathroom. He never understood why girls did this.
“What are you up too?” he asked. Knowing Princess’ promiscuous and seductive behavior, he could take a guess about what she was planning, but yet again she was also very unpredictable. So he figured there was no shame in asking.
“Nothing that you wouldn’t love, my sweet.&
Prinack: Old Oneshot Collection plus OthersPrincess Loves Shiny ThingsPrinack: Old Oneshot Collection plus Others1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Jack glared at the redheaded girl. “For the last time… give me the Wu, Princess…”
Princess looked back at him and tighten her grip on the golden claws. “No way, I think I wanna keep this Shen Gon Whatever. It’s so pretty, it matches with me perfectly…”
Jack rolled his eyes. “It’s not an accessory… it’s a magical artifact that I need to rule the world…”
She grinned. “You can rule my world any time you want to, Jackie.” She whispered seductively.
Jack buried his head in his hands to try to cover his now blushing face. “Please, Princess…” he groaned. “I really need that Wu before those Xiaolin losers try to take away from me…”
“You must really care about this stupid toy of yours…”
Prinack: Jack Strikes AgainPrinack: Jack Strikes Again2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jack Spicer entered Morbucks Manor from the cold crisp December air outside. He closed the door behind him and began to walk inside the large mansion until he found who he was looking for.
“Hey, Princess…” he called out casually.
Princess Morbucks was in her study, lying on the floor in front of a grand fireplace. Jack took a stepped closer and felt the warmness of the fire hit his pale skin. He continued to look down at her and noticed that she was wearing all black. This wasn’t her usual style choice, so he was a bit concerned when he saw her.
“Umm, Princess… are you alright?” he asked as he kneeled next to her on the floor.
Princess grabbed the nearest pillow and buried her head into it.
“Ugh, what do you want, Jack?” she asked, clearly annoyed.
“I just came by to check on you… you didn’t come by my house like you always do…” he replied.
Prinack: Princess Gets RejectedPrinack: Princess Gets Rejected2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Princess Morbucks stood in front of a mirror brushing her long curly red hair. Her father was away on yet another business trip. It wasn’t much of a surprise to her since he always left her alone, but this time was different. Her father was going to be gone for a whole month, and so was her boyfriend, Jack Spicer’s parents. It appeared that both of their parents were going to the same conference in Italy. So the couple decided to move Jack into Morbucks Manor for a while until they came back. Princess was so excited to have her boyfriend here to spend time with her, and to celebrate she was planning on having a very special night with him.
“I’m about to get some.” Princess sang as she applied some lip gloss to her lips.
She put the lip gloss away and looked herself over one last time. She was wearing her favorite yellow and black silk nightgown. It was extra short and showed all her cleavage. Just the
Worst Sidddddeeeee! Represent!So like I know this rareware guy cause he likes to spread his anti-Prinack propaganda around (he even had the audacity to try to note me about it one time) but you know he's not even worth my time so I just ignore him, but now according to this -> link I'm apart of the worst side of the PPG fandom... I mean, this guy is basically describing me as the leader of this evil rebel gang or something.... Um alright......... I'm totally down, let's go with this! This is literally the best idea!Worst Sidddddeeeee! Represent!4 months ago in Personal More Like This
I mean, if having different ships, headcanons, or just anything that make you unique or stand out is being in the "worst side" of the fandom, then HELL TO THE YEAH I'm on the worst side! I'm bout to represent!! Me, BMX3, Purfect, Teacup or anyone else who this guy thinks is bad, we that ride or die team yo, like #squadgoals you know what I mean? Probably some of the most interesting people in the fan
Prinack: DrunkPrinack: DrunkPrinack: Drunk2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Those damn, stupid Powerpukes!" Princess screamed,
"How dare they steal my crystal!? So what if I was flying 'dangerously low and too close to civilians!?' Don't they know that it's the only connection I have left of my Mom!? Wait, what am I saying? Of course they don't! Those inconsiderate bitches don't ever listen to me! AAARRGGH!"
Princess was so angry and upset that tears were streaming down her face. "Maybe talking to Jackie will cheer me up," she said to herself. She dialed Jack's number on her iPHONE and waited for him to pick up. The phone rang five times before Jack answered.
"Hey, Prinny," Jack sighed, who also seemed depressed.
"You sound awful, Jackie," Princess said, trying unsuccessfully to hide the sadness in her voice.
"Yeah," Jack sniffed, then continued, "Those damn Xiaolin warriors broke into my house and took away all my Shen-Gong-Wu! Even the Monkey Staff! Say, can I come over to your place?"
"Y-yeah, I'd really like that, actually," Princess sighed
Mortality 5When they had first arrived in the southern part of America to find the Golden Orb none of the Xiaolin had noticed. Something should have alarmed them, or at least made them worry as they searched behind bushes and under rocks for the mystical item but nothing did. Finally it dawned on the Shoku leader that something was different, a presence missing from the hunt, but he just couldn't put his finger on it.Mortality 54 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That is, not until he rushed over to the others and heard Omi's loud declaration of how he had found the 'wu and that evil could not have it. By then the others had begun noticing it as well as a silence descended only punctuated by the sounds of the forest. Nothing was happening.
" Where are the Heylin?" Omi looked around curiously.
"I don' reckon they're comin' Omi," answered the cowboy, looking around.
"This is most suspicious..." Omi rubbed a finger across his chin.
"Well, I think this is a first guys " said Kimiko quietly, "I mean, I can understand Chase or Wuy
MiseryIt wasnt often Chase Young fell into the throes of depression, but here he was.Misery6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It wasnt brought on by well, anything really. Just the way things had come together had simply struck him wrong.
Perhaps it was because today was the everlords birthday. Yes, he supposed, that ought to do it.
The fact that he was over a thousand years old wasnt a pleasant one. He was, in fact, closer to two thousand than one thousand at this point considering he was past the thousand and a half marker by about seventy years.
Chase was old and he hated it.
Oh, certainly, he didnt look it, no; he never would look his true age due to the Lao Máng Lóng regimen he subjected himself to, and in times like these, he wondered if it was all worth it, after all.
Yes, he had obtained fame; yes, he had obtained fortune; yes, he had obtained knowledge and skill and culture and everything he had hop
XS- Worst Birthday EverWorst. Birthday. Ever.XS- Worst Birthday Ever7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Thats all Jack Spicer could think as he trudged into his lab, ruined trench coat in one hand and broken heli-pack in the other. None of his birthdays had ever been incredibly good (who liked a party where other children were paid to come?), but this had to top the list in birthdays that just plain blowed.
Oh, it had started out innocently enough. Sleeping in until noon (evil geniuses need their beauty sleep!), a late breakfast of French toast with a banana smoothie, and even a staticky rendition of Happy Birthday to you from his robots as hed entered the lab (which, of course, he had set into their programming years ago).
But, as with most good things in his life, it couldnt last.
An alert had soon informed him of an activated Shen-Gong-Wu, only about 30 miles away. Happily surprised, he had quickly shouldered his heli-pack, grabbed the Monkey Staff, and was
Chack fluff: The Perfect ScentThe Perfect ScentChack fluff: The Perfect Scent7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
As Chase walked through the Eastern corridor to relax in his lounging room, a scent caught his attention with such force that he actually stopped. He closed his eyes and smelt the air again. He knew that smell was it ? No, it couldnt be could it? He hadnt asked his warriors to cook any such thing in a long time; what had spurred them to make it now?
Curious, Chase turned on his heels and began leaving the corridor. Once he was in the open space of his Palace, the smell was much stronger. The overlord shivered with its deliciousness. He hadnt had this dish in centuries, but he could pick up its unique scent if it was on another continent.
This, however, was close.
I ┬ I
Jack coughed as he wiped the powdered sugar from his face with a damp cloth. Man, this recipe was hard! It had taken him days to get the ingredients needed that Chases stores miraculously didnt have, and then he
Anthology of Love 29281. Neural-Anthology of Love 298 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"And what is this contraption of yours again, Spicer?"
The goth genius grinned proudly, hand running over the cool metal of his newest invention as he explained, "It's a neural transmitter! Every human's brain resonates on the same neural frequency, and my transmitter is basically designed to fire off a pitch on that frequency, thus interrupting brain waves and causing anyone within a five mile radius to be knocked out cold."
This was soon demonstrated as Jack's hand slipped, activating the machine and within the space of a second, the albino was unconscious and snoring on the floor.
Chase, whose brain worked on a different frequency due to the influence of his inner-dragon, sighed in exasperation, shutting off the neural transmitter and gathering up his klutz of a mate.
"We cannot take this subservience any longer! Britain does not own us, does not have any power over us! We are a nation in our own right, now, and
After Shower"Great job, every one!" Draco said to his Quidditch team. They had been practicing for hours now and Draco was pleased with the team's performance this day. If they were keeping this, the chance of Slytherin beating Gryffindor after six years of loss would be high. Now of all times, as a captain, he wanted to present the Quidditch cup to his beloved House of the Snakes.After Shower3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Slytherin blonde dismissed his team and took off on his broom once more. He wanted to train more than usual. He realized that Harry Potter, his main opponent, was a great flyer, better than him he grudgingly admitted. But he was sure that with more practice, he could finally beat him. So, since the beginning of the Quidditch season in his seventh year, he had been working himself like crazy. He spent his time on his broom more than he did on his homework. He knew it was crazy, what would his father say? But this year was his last chance to steal the snitch from under the Golden Boy's nose. And he really didn't care
A Good Trick... Jack frowned, it had been weeks since any kind of action happened, he was starting to get really bored. To make matters worse, his parents were out of the country again, leaving him alone in the house with just his robots and the random maid. To try and past the time he had already given all his robots a full system checkup and repair, as well as been trying to invent a new weapon that could be used against the monks (or any of the heylin lords) should he end up in a fight with them. He looked over at the calendar and blinked for a moment in surprise.A Good Trick...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"DUDE! It's Halloween! Where did the time go?"
He didn't really feel up to trying to fly halfway across the world to try and attend any parties. Jack thought to himself for a moment, he might be getting to old to trick-or-treat, but that still didn't mean that he couldn't play around w