50 ways to annoy CP9How to annoy the CP9 in 5O lessons only.50 ways to annoy CP95 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. When you meet Kaku yell "hey Pinochio, What's up?!".
2. Sing "Who let the dogs out?" in front of Jyabura.
3. Open and Close Fukurou's mouth several times and run away.
4. Jump in the bathroom when Kalifa is bathing, take photos and yell "SEXUALL HARRASEMENT!!!" before her.
5. Cut Off Kumadori's hair while he sleeps.
6. When he tries to find out who did that to him, point Fukurou.
7. Watch Fukurou getting beaten up.
8. Shove a bone in Jyabura's plate at lunchtime.
9. Run in Enies Lobby yelling that Lucci has fleas.
10. Hand Spandam a playboy magazine and say you found it in his bed while cleaning his room.
11. Make sure Fukurou and Kalifa are there.
12. Show Nero how much fanart he got.
13. Sing "whipe my hair" in front of Kumadori.
14. Point Blueno and make cow noises.
15. Bring rabbid Kaku fangirls in his room.
16. Ask Kumadori if he can REALLY control ALL the cells of his body.
17. Teach Hattori how to say "Fuck you!".
18. Tell him he must
Kaku's Five Stages Kaku's Five StagesKaku's Five Stages8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece.
Kilnorc: Okay, honestly, for the life of me, I have NO idea what possessed me to do this...oh well. Based off a Robot Chicken skit.
With a pounding headache, Kaku woke up and found himself in a strange predicament. Looking around, he saw that he was slowly sinking into a puddle of thick good, and nearby, a sign was posted firmly in the ground
Usopp X Reader: When You Left[THIS IS BEFORE TIME SKIP AND BEFORE BROOK!!!]Usopp X Reader: When You Left2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“________! Where are you?!” Nami called. “Guys, she’s hiding again! Someone find her!”
“Again? Really?” Zoro asked.
“She’s been doing this for a week now. What the hell is up?” Franky wondered.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but she’s about to miss out on an awesome dinner!” Luffy said.
“What could possibly be troubling my dear _______-chwan?” Sanji grieved, clasping his hands together as he fell to his knees.
“Sanji, get the hell up and help look for her.” Nami said sternly.
“I’m coming to find you _______-chwan!” Sanji sang, jumping up and running around the ship.
“I think she’ll be doing more avoiding with him on the loose.” Nami said, shaking her head.
“If it’s anyone she’s been avoiding,
Usopp X Reader: April Fools Birthday“Today’s gonna be AWESOME!” You cheered, skipping out on deck happily.Usopp X Reader: April Fools Birthday2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Only Brook and Usopp were out on the deck, so your cheers of happiness weren’t heard by many. Though those words in Usopp’s ears triggered a smile of his own. He approached you casually with a grin on his face.
“Oi _______! Do you know what today issss~?” He asked, slightly bouncing at some excitement bubbling up inside him.
“Yes I do~! It’s APRIL FOOLS DAY~! I can’t wait to prank someone!” You cheered, skipping off slightly.
Usopp’s smile dropped a bit as he watched you jump with joy for the holiday you just spoke. Did you really forget the day that was most important to him? The day he actually wanted to spend with you. But sadly, it was on the said day that everyone loved to prank about. He watched you slip up behind Brook and pop a paper bag behind his head, making the skeleton jump in surprise while you burst out laughing, having carried ou
Sweet poisonSo seductive , your voice echoes in my mind,Sweet poison3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Makes my body tremble with desire.
One look into your eyes and I'm trapped,
I can always run away , but you have my heart.
Sweet poison is your love,
It kills me everyday
and even if I want to,
I can't run away.
Lust invades my mind,
My control is left behind.
One last chance to escape,
but only in your arms I feel safe.
Sweet poison is your love,
It kills me everyday
and even if I want to,
I can't run away.
With you I want to stay,
even if I know your schemes.
You're the only one,
that can turn my nightmares into dreams.
Sweet poison is your love,
it kills me everyday
and even if I want to,
I can't run away.
One Piece PETs: Doctor LuffyOne Piece PETs: Doctor LuffyOne Piece PETs: Doctor Luffy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's another usual morning on the Thousand Sunny. Sanji had just finished preparing breakfast for the crew.
"Breakfast is ready!" he called.
"WHOO-HOOOOOOOO!!" Luffy cheered as he ran to the kitchen. "Food, food, food~! Yummy in my tummy~!"
"Keep yer shirt on! It's coming!" Sanji snapped as he set the table.
Soon, the rest of the Straw Hats entered the kitchen...except one. Sanji noticed this when he served everyone their food (they're having peach pancakes, by the way).
"Wait a minute," the fox man said. "Don't start eating yet."
"Huh?!" Luffy questioned. "Why not?! I'm hungry!"
"Someone's missing!" Sanji said. "Someone very important! Time for a head count! Robin-chan!"
"Nami-san's missing!" Sanji panicked.
"Hey, you're right!" Luffy said. "Where is she?!"
"Here I am,"
Monkey D. AikaMonkey D. AikaMonkey D. Aika1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Monkey D. Aika
Nickname(s): Wolf Princess, Cutie, Little Sis (called this by Luffy, Nami, and even Franky sometimes)
Birthday: May 3
Birthplace: Wolf Paw Island in the New World
Weight: 75 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Chocolate Brown
Representative smell: Wolf fur and rose buds
Favorite food: Cookies (except Oatmeal Raisin)
Favorite drink: Cream soda
Favorite season and island: Any kind of island as long as there's snow. She also prefers an island with cookies.
Representative nationality: Brazil
Devil Fruit: Mutt-Mutt Fruit; Honshu Wolf Model (an SAD Devil Fruit)
Crew: Straw Hat Pirates
Personality: At first, she is shy, timid, and lonely due to what happened to her in the past, but then it is revealed that she is very friendly and sweet, and also very silly. However, she also expresses a great fear of the Marines. Whenever she sees the insignia, she will have a mental breakdown
One Piece: School Days Ch. 6Ch. 6- The CallOne Piece: School Days Ch. 64 years ago in Romance More Like This
Luffy and Blizzard arrived home an hour after they left from school.
After Luffy got his homework done, he put some leftover pizza from last night in the microwave, sat on the couch, and flicked on the T.V. Blizzard soon joined him, jumping on the couch and lying down next to him.
Luffy skimmed through the channels until he found the music channel: the samba network.
Luffy loved listening to samba when he came home from school. It always helped him unwind. He didn't quite know how or why, it just did.
As Luffy drummed on his lap to the rhythm of the music, the phone suddenly rang. The teen reached over, picked it up, pressed "talk", and put it up against his ear.
"Hey, Luffy. It's Nami."
Luffy's eyes widened in surprise. He knew he told Nami to call him if she wasn't feeling any better, but he didn't really expect to her actually ca
One Piece PETs: Scars Ch. 1One Piece PETs: Scars Ch. 1One Piece PETs: Scars Ch. 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
(I do not own One Piece...I wish I did, because that would be sweet~. Eiichiro Oda owns this wonderful series.)
We all have our scars. Be it physical, emotional, psychological, and, or, mental, etc. Some scars can be beautiful, even sexy, in a way...
Others...mostly the kind that cannot be seen...are hideous.
One thing is certain, however:
Every scar has a story.
Nico Robin...she has many scars. The kind that cannot be seen on her skin...but she bears scars on her mind and her heart.
� As a child, she was treated as a monster by the other children. Her relatives on her mother's side of the family were no better, either. They always told her that she was never meant to do anything good in the world, and that she was better off alone. They treated her cousin as if she were a princess, and they treated her as though she were only a burden...
Soul Eater X One Piece Christmas Crossover- Part 1A.N.- This story takes place after the DWMA's previous adventures with the Straw Hats which I would recommend you read before this one. So this story contains Crona x Maka, Black star x Tsubaki, Kid x Liz and Stein x Marie (whom Crona and Ragnarok are living with) as well as the inclusion of XfangheartX's and my own OCsSoul Eater X One Piece Christmas Crossover- Part 12 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
A light snow was falling over the streets of Death City. The citizens were hurrying this way and that whether they were finishing off the last of their Christmas shopping in preparation or singing carols or even pelting snowballs at one another. We turn our attention to Gallows Manor, home of the city's leader, Lord Death and his family. The Grim Reaper was currently using his stretchy arms to set up decorations in the highest spots be it the undersides of the balconies or the top of the massive tree in the center of the room as music droned from a nearby gramophone.
"Hark! how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say,
'Throw cares away.'
Christmas is here
One Piece PETs: A Cyborg's BirthdayOne Piece PETs: A Cyborg's BirthdayOne Piece PETs: A Cyborg's Birthday10 months ago in Humor More Like This
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own One Piece. This super series belongs to Ze Great Eiichiro Oda.)
Today's the birthday of the Straw Hat pirates' shipwright, "Cyborg" Franky.
"Happy Birthday, Franky!!" the Straw Hats cheered.
"THANKS, YOU GUYS~!!!!" Franky bawled. "And I'm not crying, I'm just sweating through my eyes!"
"Sure, you are, Franky," spoke Nami. "Sure you are."
Nami gave Franky his gift: a dozen Hawaiian shirts. From Usopp: new carpenter tools. Luffy's gift was 20 pairs of Speedoes, since Franky only had one pair. From Chopper, some new sunglasses. Sanji's gift was some polish for his horn. From Brook, a mix CD of all of his favorite songs. From Robin, a book on the history of ships. Zoro's gift was a pack of six bottles of cola.
Up next was Blizzard's gift.
"Here's some advice," Blizzard started with Luffy translating. "PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON."
"Good advice," replied Franky. "but, no."
One Piece: School Days Ch. 11Ch. 11- ApologyOne Piece: School Days Ch. 114 years ago in Drama More Like This
Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Nojiko, and Blizzard arrived at the hospital.
There, they were greeted by Marco and Thatch, Ace's two best friends.
"Marco! Thatch!" Luffy called.
"Luffy!" Marco called back.
Luffy braked to a halt in front of the two young men.
"How's Ace?" he asked. "Please tell me he's okay! He's alive, right? At least tell me he's not a vegetable!"
"Luffy, calm down!" Thatch said. "Ace's all right. He just got out of surgery, and no, he's not a vegetable. He just has a mild concussion, a hairline fracture, and a bit of a whiplash. Plus, he got cut with glass just above his right eye."
Luffy heaved a sigh of relief, as did the others.
"How did he end up here, anyway?" asked Zoro.
"He fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a moving truck," Thatch answered. "Apparently, he must've forgotten to take his pills."
Kaku x Reader 8You: Damn it...Kaku x Reader 82 years ago in Romance More Like This
You curse under your breath as your walked out of the room frustrated with yourself. No one had anything new about the infiltration. It's been weeks and not even Kaku's love could ease your anger.
You: We can't even get a lead....
He yelled, chasing after you in a hurry.
Wanze: go go go!! Are you okay?!
You: *sigh* I'm fine, thank you, wanze-San.
You walk away and sit in your room. You groan loudly.
You bang your fists on the table. But you sense a presence in the room with you.
Kaku: my, my, someone's a bit angry...
You turn around and see Kaku sitting in a chair. A smile printed on his face.
You: Kaku, I-
In one shift movement he was in front of you. He pulls you to his chest. A place you only dreamed of. You feel his hands move to your waist.
Kaku kisses you, taking your breath away. Your mouth explodes with ecstasy. You kiss him back
Kaku: Don't be nervous.....
He lays you down on the lavish bed. Your
One Piece PETs: Guinness World Record PartyOne Piece PETs: Guinness World Record PartyOne Piece PETs: Guinness World Record Party7 months ago in Humor More Like This
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own One Piece. This insanely terrific series belongs to Ze Great Eiichiro Oda.)
"Aika, let's go!" Luffy called. "We're gonna be late!"
"I'm coming!" Aika replied. "Hang on!!"
Aika came out of her room with Kumi.
"We're ready!" the former chirped.
"Good," Luffy spoke with a nod. "The others are waiting."
"Right!" replied the little ones.
"Shishishishi!" Luffy laughed. "Now, let's get this show on the road!"
"Yeah!" Aika and Kumi cheered.
***A little later***
"Are we there yet?" Aika asked.
"Almost," Luffy answered. "Just wait a little longer, 'kay?"
"Okay," Aika said.
It only took them ten more minutes to reach their destination.
"Here we are!" Nami exclaimed. "The One Piece Tokyo Tower!"
"Wow, sugoi!" Aika exclaimed.
"And this is where the party's gonna be!" Luffy spoke. "Ready, girls?"
"Yeah!" Aika cheered with Kumi barking excitedly.
"You know it!" Nami added with a wink.
"Let's do this thing
One Piece: School Days Ch. 24Ch. 24- Zoro's Secret- Part 5One Piece: School Days Ch. 244 years ago in Romance More Like This
Zoro had been running all through the streets to find Robin, but to no avail. The darkness of night didn't make it any easier.
"Damn," the 19-year-old cursed. "Where did she disappear to? I'm not gonna look for her, all night!"
As Zoro kept walking, he saw that he didn't have to look for Robin any longer, for he saw her familiar figure standing on the roof of one of the buildings.
How she got there, Zoro decided not to ask. He figured she must've taken the fire escape stairs, and therefore, he climbed up after her.
Once he reached the top, he saw that Robin was sitting all alone, looking out to the moon, her back turned to him.
Zoro sighed as he prepared to approach, but then
"What do you want?" Robin asked.
Zoro glanced at Robin in surprise, but then he regained his composure.
"Listen, Robin," Zoro said. "I'm sorry
One Piece: Blizzard's SBSBlizzard's SBSOne Piece: Blizzard's SBS5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Specific Animal: Wolf
Specific Number: 14
Specific Color: Silver
Specific Smell: Peanut butter
Favorite Island and Season: Winter on a Spring Island
Favorite food: Peanut butter and meat
In a Family: Pet
Genderswapped: "AH! I broke a fang! I'm too delicate for this!"
Inner Brain: Wolf, Wolf, Dog, Pirate, Luffy
Specific Flower: Scarlet gilia
Blood Type: DEF/DEA+
Bathing: Once a month (that is, if Luffy can get a hold of him)
Suited Japanese Prefecture: Yamagata
Sea of origin: Grand Line
Least favorite food: Boiled eggs (gives him gas)
Typical Hours of Sleep: 12 hours (plus naps). He sleeps typically whenever he wants.
Suitable Career Choice: Police K9.
One Piece: School Days Ch. 8Ch. 8- Luffy & Sanji's TruceOne Piece: School Days Ch. 84 years ago in Romance More Like This
10:07 am. Thursday, March 18th.
It was second period at East Blue High, and Luffy and the others were in gym class. They were outside on the field, practicing for the upcoming soccer match against the West Blue Sharks.
The moment Buggy blew the whistle, the team started to practice.
Zoro dribbled the soccer ball as he ran across the field, then passed it to Usopp, who passed it to Shuraiya, who dribbled it and then passed it to Luffy.
Luffy ran across the field, dribbling the ball between his feet until he kicked it into the goal.
FWEET! Buggy blew his whistle.
"All right, team!" he praised. "Good job! Now, we'll take a ten minute break and then resume practice!"
Luffy sat down on the bleachers to take a breather. He was soon joined by Zoro, who handed him a bottle of water.
"Thanks, man," Luffy said as he took a sip and let out a refres
Happy Holidays Ch. 1Ch. 1- Christmas on the SunnyHappy Holidays Ch. 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a lightly snowy evening in the New World. Not only that, but it was Christmas Eve. The wait for Christmas was only hours away.
On Mistletoe Island, the Thousand Sunny, home of the Straw Hat Pirates, had docked here. The pirate ship was decorated with colorful lights, such as blue, white, yellow, green, magenta, and red. A blanket of snow had covered the deck, where a huge evergreen tree, wrapped in shiny tinsel and cords of lights with colorful glass bulbs dangling from its branches stood with wrapped up boxes and objects laying underneath it.
It was also where Monkey D. Luffy, "White Wolf" Blizzard, "Sniper King" Usopp, and Tony-Tony Chopper had chosen to have their snowball fight.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Missed me, Usopp!"
"Oh, yeah, Luffy? Well, just wait! This next one's coming for your head! OOF! Chopper!"
In the galley, "Black Leg" Sanji was
One Piece PETs: Summer is FallingOne Piece PETs: Summer is FallingOne Piece PETs: Summer is Falling5 months ago in Humor More Like This
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own One Piece. This wacked out series belongs to Ze Great Eiichiro Oda.)
Summer was almost over. It was the last month of the season. Everyone had been doing all that they can to make the most out of it. The Straw Hats were no exception.
"All right, everybody!" Luffy exclaimed. "It's the last month of summer, so let's make it count!"
"Yeah!!!" everyone cheered.
"I can't wait!" Aika exclaimed.
Kumi barked in agreement.
"So, what should we do to make this last month of summer worthwhile?" Usopp asked.
"Barbecue?" Luffy inquired.
"Of course, you'd say that..." Usopp deadpanned. "You always say that."
"Pool party?" Aika inquired.
"Ooh, that's a good idea!" Luffy replied.
"Except some of us can't swim," Robin interjected.
"Oh, right..." Luffy realized. "Dang it...!"
"Aww, boo," Aika pouted.
"What else can we do?" Brook asked.
"Hey, I got an idea!" Franky answered.
"What is it, Franky?" Brook inquired.
One Piece PETs: Special DayOne Piece PETs: Special DayOne Piece PETs: Special Day7 months ago in Humor More Like This
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own One Piece. This spontaneous series belongs to Ze Great Eiichiro Oda.)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAMI~!!!!!"
Nami gasped as the Straw Hats stood before her in the kitchen, which was all decorated with balloons and orange streamers.
"You guys...!" she whispered as tears filled her eyes. "You're too much!"
"We try," replied Usopp.
"Don't forget your birthday crown!" Aika spoke up, putting a paper crown on Nami's head.
"Thank you, honey!" Nami beamed, hugging the Wolf Girl.
"And we're just getting started!" Luffy added. "Hit it, Franky!"
"You SUPER got it, pal!" Franky exclaimed.
Suddenly, Franky pressed a button and a stereo was brought into the kitchen.
"No way!" Nami exclaimed.
"Way." Franky smirked.
"Yay! Party music!" Aika cheered.
"To quote Oscar from Shark Tale," Usopp began. "'Let's get this party started RIGHT!!!'"
"YEAH!!!" the Straw Hats cheered.
The party was in full swing. During the festivi
One Piece: School Days Ch. 25Ch. 25- The Spring DanceOne Piece: School Days Ch. 254 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wednesday, April 24th. 12:45 pm.
The school's Spring Dance is going to be held tonight, and most of the students had dates for the event.
Vivi was having trouble finding her date to the dance, and almost every guy in school asking her was not helping the matter.
Usopp was the DJ, but he asked Kaya to accompany him, anyway, which she accepted.
Zoro decided to bring Robin. He didn't feel the need to hide their relationship from people anymore.
And Luffy, of course, was going to take Nami.
At first, he was afraid that his girlfriend was going to say no, but he managed to wrack up the nerve to ask her, himself, and he glad he did. Now, once he got home, all he needed to do was get ready for it.
Nami was in the bathroom, putting her hair up in a ponytail. She was dressed in a beautiful red dress with a black choker around her neck with a ta
One Piece PETs: DessertsOne Piece PETs: DessertsOne Piece PETs: Desserts9 months ago in Humor More Like This
(I do not, nor will I EVER, own One Piece. This splen-de-ferous series belongs to Ze Great Eiichiro Oda.)
Almost everyone has a favorite dessert and the Straw Hats are no exception.
Luffy loves many different kinds of sweets, but he loves the ones from Fishman Island the most. He claims that they're even better than his all-time favorite food: meat.
Unfortunately, Luffy might love sweets, yet they don't love him back, especially after he eats too many at a time. He would have a stomachache that could last for a while, either way, he will be feeling very sick. Not just that, but he also ends up feeling sorry for himself. Lucky for him, Nami always made him feel much better by giving him a belly rub.
Speaking of Nami, her favorite desserts are anything with tangerines on them: tangerine sorbet, tangerine sherbet, tangerine meringue pie, and even just a regular tangerine straight from the grove!
This is ma
Happy Holidays Ch. 3Ch. 3- Needing a MiracleHappy Holidays Ch. 34 years ago in Romance More Like This
The wind was howling. Snow was being blown around everywhere. The temperature was possibly below freezing.
Luffy found himself trudging through the knee-deep snow.
One minute, he was on his way back to the ship with Nami's special gist. The next minute, the wind picked up and he ended up getting trapped in a furious snowstorm.
Luffy shivered as he blew on his palms and rubbed at his arms, teeth chattering and a small drip appearing from his nostrils. The sharp snow and cold air was stinging his exposed skin, which slowly turned purple.
ACHOO!! He sneezed.
It appeared that it was going to take more than a scarf to keep him warm.
Not just that, but he had no idea how to get back to the Sunny from here. With all this snow and wind, he didn't even know where he was, right now!
Still, he couldn't give up. Nami was counting on him to bring her Christmas prese
Happy Holidays Ch. 2Ch. 2- Best to Give than to ReceiveHappy Holidays Ch. 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
Luffy walked through the snow-covered streets of the town, trying to find the local toy store, hands in his pockets and snow crunching beneath his sandals. His box of money was tucked under his arm, and his mind was set on one thing: getting a special gift for his special girl.
As he kept walking, Luffy spotted something in a nearby alley.
It was a little black cat, probably about 6 years of age, and female on closer inspection. The cat jumped down from the box she was sitting on and gently rubbed her face against Luffy's leg, meowing.
"Hi, kitty!" Luffy said as he pet the feline. "Kitty kitty doll!" He turned to leave, but the cat meowed again, stopping him in his tracks. He turned and saw that the animal was looking at him with hungry eyes.
Luffy swallowed the lump in his throat. He knew how it felt to be hungry.
In fact, he was hungry, right now.