The Morning AfterThe Morning After5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jensen had never been all that good at handling his alcohol. This was one thing that was known as a universal truth. So it was rather important that when he did decide to drink, someone stuck with him, at least until he passed out. That way he didn't do anything to get himself arrested, hurt, or killed. However, one thing none of the Losers could stop him from doing, regardless of his state of sobriety, was keep him from saying something stupid.
This was also known as a universal truth.
And about as futile as trying to stop a force of nature.
So when he did get drunk off his ass, it would usually end with a story that the Losers could laugh at for a long time afterwards. Jensen was ok with this. He didn't mind being a source of humor in their usually depressing lifestyle of being stuck where they were: with crappy jobs, hotel rooms, and no family to go home to. But there were a few times, just a few, when Jensen wished he'd just sh
The Morning After Part 2The Morning After Part 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Morning After the Night Before
Jensen stepped out of the shower, wrapped a towel around himself, and walked to the beat up old dresser to find something to wear. He was slightly scared to go downstairs and face Cougar, not knowing exactly what their relationship was becoming. But what scared him even more than that, was having to face Clay. He knew for a fact that Clay was as straight as a two by four, so unless Cougar was lying to him about kissing Clay, he might have to do some apologizing. On the other hand, if Cougar was telling the truth about the fact that Clay happened to enjoy the kiss well Jensen really didn't know what he would do, but regardless the situation was going to be awkward. As he tied his shoes, he began to rehears a short apology in his head, just in case. He started for the door before turning quickly and walking to the mini fridge, sure enough, his room key was sitting on the top shelf. He grabbed the keys, w
DM De burds and de bees. . .DM De burds and de bees. . .4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Welcome to true parenthood, Gru! Another milestone you have to face! Puberty!
"Margo?" Gru asked, looking at his watch. "It's only 11:00am. Why you calling so eurly?"
"Can you come get me from school, please?" Beginning to grow a little concerned, he asked,
"Why? Did something happen?" Now he noticed some hesitancy over the phone. Then a heavy sigh. "Yeah. You might say that."
That's when out of nowhere another woman's voice replied, "Mr. Gru?"
"Speaking?" Gru replied, growing more alarmed by the minute.
"This is the nurse from Margo's school." Again he heard some hesitancy, then she replied in almost a whisper. "You're daughters fine. But she started her first menstrual cycle, and she's not feeling very well. . ."
Upon hearing this, Gru could feel all the blood drain out of his face. Letting out a low groan, a hand sl
X92's The Little Immortal Chapter 1A/N: Hello friends! Xem here, coming at you live from my new home on deviantART...okay granted, this account was already being used to plan my stories, but now the stories will reside here as well. Anyways, allow me to present a much anticipated story three years in the making: an expansive fanmake of the 1989 Disney film that ensured the future of quality animation, "The Little Mermaid"! For those of you not already familiar with what I have in store, prepare to have your socks knocked off! Trust me, you're gonna love it. Now without further ado, let's dive right in~X92's The Little Immortal Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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Chapter 1: Realms Beyond
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."
In Loving Memory of Robin Williams
We'll Never Forget Your Little Spark of Madness…
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The legend goes that in the age of fairy tales; Humans and their counterpart, the demigod-like beings known as Immortals, lived side-by-side and
Ask The Slashers 1Haven: Well! I have decided to do something funny for everyone! You get to ask the slashers any question you want!! Any Question! You can talk to them, blah blah blahAsk The Slashers 14 years ago in Settings More Like This
Freddy: Don't I get a say in this.
Michael: Really, Haven?
Haven: Yes! Well! I might as well introduce them. This Handsome Demon Beast is Freddy Krueger!!
Freddy: Nice to meet you all!! not really
Haven: This is Michael Myers!!
Haven: This is Pinhead! The man who will make you feel so much pain its pleasure!
Pinhead: But mostly Pain.
Haven: This is Leatherface! I love his cooking .
Leatherface: Thank you, Haven!
Haven: yum Anyway, This Smart Handsome man is Hannibal Lector!
Hannibal: I find Tommy's food really delectable, aswell.
Freddy: You and Haven have something wrong in your head.
Haven: -Giggle- Anyway, Haven I missed anyone?
Ghostface: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! You missed me!!!
Haven: Opps! This is Ghostface!
55 Ways to Upset Javert1. Mock the lawr.55 Ways to Upset Javert4 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Sing Little People nonstop.
3. Tell him that sideburns are stupid.
4. Constantly tell him that it was once against the law to study astronomy, or even stargaze.
5. Point to a random area and yell, "LOOK! IT'S 24601!" Then when he looks in that direction, help whomever he's arresting at the moment run away.
6. Remind him that he practically killed Fantine, which is against the law.
7. Slice up a fresh baguette, and start throwing the pieces at him.
8. The above is recommended to be done while shouting something along the lines of: "HERE'S NINETEEN YEARS' WORTH OF BREAD! EVERY YEAR OF TORTURING MY HOMEBOY VALJEAN TO YOUR FACE! OH! AND HERE'S THE BREAD FROM 1815 TO 1823! EIGHT MORE YEARS OF BREAD! BUT YOU SAID HE'S TEN YEARS ON THE RUN, SO HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD TO TEACH YOU HOW TO COUNT! OH, AND ANOTHER NINE YEARS TO 1832!!! HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN BREAD JAVERT, ARE YOU HAPPY YET?!"
9. Replace his snuff with crushed-up M&Ms. When he's chasing after Valjean again (at lea
The Panic Room (A Supernatural One-Shot)“Dean…? Dean?”The Panic Room (A Supernatural One-Shot)10 months ago in Horror More Like This
The name felt like lead on Sam’s tongue, so thick and heavy that he wasn’t sure if the syllable had actually made it past his lips.
The only reason he was aware of something cutting into his neck was the trail of red that was marking a small pathway against the stark fabric of his shirt. The dark suit and tie that usually accompanied the white-collared look were missing, but he couldn’t remember why.
His brother’s name seemed to drop soundlessly into the dark space before him. Everything felt heavy. Dull. Maybe he was dreaming.
But dreams shouldn’t smell of dust and abandonment. They shouldn’t be framed by cobwebs and wallpaper so aged that their floral design has faded into funeral bouquets. They shouldn’t have flickering candlelight and robed figures looking down on you.
No, dreams shouldn’t be like that.
But Winchesters don’t have dreams. They have nightmares. Sam smile
Christmas KissWhite flakes of snow gently fell from the sky, slowly gathering on the ground. Inches upon inches of snow piled up, up to the knee's of the people. The usual dark sky of the night was lighted up by the brilliant whiteness of the snow.Christmas Kiss1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Levy awoke with a shiver. Grabbing the edge of her blanket, she pulled it up higher, almost covering her head. Her eyes fluttered open as she heard something opening and closing in her room. She got up slowly from her bed; her breath was a small cloud appearing before her for a moment before disappearing.
Her eyes wondered around her room, eyeing each pile of books that towered along the walls of her room. Her eyes landed on her windows, which were opening and closing with the gust of the winter air from outside. The glass felt smooth and cold beneath her palms as she went to close them. Something falling caught her eye and she opened her window wider.
She took a hasty step forward, standing on the balcony that was recently built. Her feet brushed against
The Great Grundo Rescue part 5A New LeaderThe Great Grundo Rescue part 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cast of characters: Teddy Ruxpin, Grubby, Newton Gimmick, Amber, Leota, Elves, Wood sprites.
Guest stars: Fuzz, Fobs, Grunges, Anythings, Woggleys, Grundo Illiops, Barry, Ursula, Ursa, Gutangs, Gutang Ambassador, Illiops of Ying, Stratadons, Quellor, Ickly Bognostroclum, Understander of Legends, Eleanor Tweeg, Mrs. Maggotheart, Sludge, Drudge and Trudge.
Locations: Gimmick's house, Mizley Meadow, Rainbow Falls, Hard-to-Find-City, Ying Illiop Colony, M.A.V.O. Headquarters.
Vehicles: Airship, Gutang Flying Machines.
Last time, the heroes were able to save Lucky, Amber and the unicorns from the Witch of Crimson Mountain whom is in cohorts with her sister M.A.V.O.'s Understander of Legends and Ickly Bognostroclum, as the heroes and their friends headed back for their respected destinations, the trio and Amber return to Gimmick's house in the valley.
The next morning, after returning the Crystal that Gimmick borrowed back to the Hard-to-Find-City, the Trio and Amber are toge
I'm Freddy And I Know It - Scooby Doo-LMFAO Spoof(Parody of "I'm Sexy And I Know It", by LMFAO)I'm Freddy And I Know It - Scooby Doo-LMFAO Spoof3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When I drive on past-
Scoob's all like, "want Scooby Snacks".
I drive to the beat.
Mystery Machine gone down the street. (Yeah!)
This is how we roll-
Scooby Doo Gang is on patrol.
It's Fred yo with the big ascot-
Just like Ken I'm on the spot. (Yo!)
Girl solve that mystery.
It seems kinda fishy.
That Shaggy I wish he'd-
Girl solve that mystery.
It seems kinda fishy.
That Shaggy I wish he'd-
When I solve someone's case, this is what I see.
Some guy in a suit resents all us and Scoob-y.
I got Daphne in my arm and I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it).
I'm Freddy and I know it.
I'm Freddy and I know it.
When I find a clue, it's mostly thanks to Scooby Doo.
And when I'm in the van, I'm trying to go as fast as possibly can. (Whaa?)
This is how we roll, jinkies Velma, it's time to go.
We headed to the cabin Shag, don't get nervous.
Just a fire goblin that wanna burn us.
Girl set that t
Masterplanwhen crucified they sayMasterplan3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
he died for our sins
how many wars lead back to that day?
how much blood has been spilled ever since?
i'd rather live with my sins
than be told to kill or die for Him
if there ever was a master-plan
made by an omnipotent invisible man
omnipotence suggests you know how things will play
then why do we get punished by a God
who already knows we can't abide his ways?
made to be imperfect
created to fear and worship
but does it make sense to fear one who "loves" us?
to beg and pray in wails that rise up above us
my disbelief is what helps me survive
i am not blinded by your master-plans lies
Sexy!? A SuperWhoAvengeMerLock Story"Okay everyone, into the phone box!" said the doctor, walking towards a blue police phone boxSexy!? A SuperWhoAvengeMerLock Story1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"You kinky son of a bitch! I don’t swing that way!" Dean said, completely outraged. Sam threw 'the Doctor' a strange look that bordered on a bitchface
"There is no possible way we would all fit in there" Sherlock said, hardly looking up from his phone. He opened his mouth again and John handed him his phone before he could even ask
"What's a 'phone box'? Merlin?" Arthur said, looking to Merlin. He seemed to have a better grasp on what was happening here.
"Really? You want to get all of us, including giant green rage monster, in there?" Tony said, one eye brown raised over his sun glasses as he pointed to the blue box
"Trust me! You will all fit!"
*** five minutes later***
"Sam! Get your elbow out of my gut!"
"soon as you get your foot off my hand, jerk!"
"Bitch! I'm not standing on your hand!"
"sorry, that was me, but who ever has their knee in my shin, please remove it"
APH: A Result of Love chp 5The morning after, England awoke wrapped in his lover's arms, and pressed tightly against the muscular man's chest. His soft emerald green eyes gazed at America's puppy-like face as he slept peacefully, with some drool dripping from his mouth. England, out of habit, dried his mouth with his own shirt, muttering. "Sloppy git." But he was smiling, and nestled his head under America's chin.APH: A Result of Love chp 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Suddenly, his eyes widened, his face turned pale, he held his stomach with one had, and his mouth with the other.
"B-Bollocks!!" He thought, as he broke free of America's grip and rocketed to the bathroom. "BLEAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!" He vomited as soon as he managed to make it to the toilet.
The emptiness between his arms and sounds of puking awoke the sleeping hero. "Hm?" His cerulean eyes, slowly opened as he yawned and stretched his arms. It took him a few moments to realize his favorite country was missing from his side.
"Eng-" Another sound of vomiting. "Oh!" Realizing here his love was, he put Texas on,
The Coming of Angels part 2Naruka System, Union Space, Home Dimension: Under heavy Nakai attack send helpThe Coming of Angels part 29 months ago in Settings More Like This
It was chaos. Pure chaos. The sound was deafening, even the meagre defences of this world that were categorised in the low section still pumped out shots into the invading forces. Ali could barely here herself scream, as the roaring of rockets, lasers and Mass driver rounds flew into the heavens. Ali didn’t know where she was going, her and Sarah were running for their lives, they had to get away from the city. Occasionally they would bump into a PDF officer who would point them in a direction and they continued to run until they ran into another. It was when Sarah stopped that Ali went back.
“What’s the matter!” She shouted over the noise of the battle overhead. Sarah seemed somewhat out of it, mostly shock.
“I need to go back! I need to get my medical papers! If I don’t get them I cant and wont become a doctor!” She screamed back.
“It doesn’t mat
A Wolf's MoonA Wolf’s MoonA Wolf's Moon2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Full and proud, the packs howl loud,
There is blood in the air; there is a feast on this night,
Compelled by the moon, filled with joy by its tune,
Every year at this time we gather before the Wolf’s Moon.
* * *
The mingling of human and wolf voices battered the trees and rose to the heavens. They filled the night with their haunting melody because, even as they were beautiful, it was the sound of the wild and the untamed.
On this night, the humans in the small Italian city did not leave the warmth and safety of their homes, superstitions and pure instinct warning them away from such preternatural happenings.
Heather couldn’t help but smile. Her blood pulsed with an ancient and exhilarating joy as it always did on this momentous occasion. Yet, she paused and sniffed the air, searching for a familiar and longed for scent.
When she did not find it immediately, she decided to wait, but only for a short while.
It was a cold January evening and it had
HetaGradsHetaGrads4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
THERE IS SOMEWHAT OF A STORY TO THIS.
Yeah, so, it's come to the end of gakuen Hetalia and everyone (somehow) managed to graduate. People are enjoying it especially the North American brothers. All day people have been congratulating them. Canada in particular kept receiving gifts by various nations.
Turning suddenly, nearly knocking of his graduation hat thing, Matthew turned to see his ex appear. "Oh, hey Holland! How are you! Congratulations, btw!"
"Yes congratulations to you too," the Netherlands said. He thrust a giant bouquet of Tulips towards Matthew. "These are for you!"
Matthew took them happily. "Oh, they're beautiful! Thank you!~ But you always get me bouquets of tulips every year even though we're split..."
"That's true but you deserve those most right now I think!"
Matthew would have said that was sweet had his boyfriend not found him at that moment.
"Canada, congratulations!" Gilbert said hugging his boyfriend from behind.
"Prussia! Hi!" Matthew said deligh
Self Injury AwarenessCutting is no jokeSelf Injury Awareness4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Burning isn't funny
Today is the day
To remove all comedy
Stop laughing at your sister tears
Don't point at your brother's fears
Stop trying to associate weakness with a person's pain
Just be aware
Support the people for whom you care
Share hope, and show you friends
Who you wish to be to them
Show the cutters and the burners that they're not alone
They don't have to hide their pain
And pretend that nothing's wrong
Understanding is the key
A loving heart can bring more hope
Then a lonely heart can imagine
Hope and joy are yours to share
Just keep your words bright and shining
A poisoned tongue has no lining
Self Injury awareness
Is today's biggest goal
Put in your brightest words
And let a broken heart, today, be whole
Box of Shame 3 - Chapter 2The next thing Margo felt was the floating sensation again. This time it was not so peaceful. An insistent beeping and the feeling of motion made her feel dizzy and sick. The beeping reminded her of the sound of the myriad of deadly weapons in Gru's basement Gru! His voice was the last thing Margo could remember. Promising her something promising to never let her go again. She could feel the ghost of his arms holding her gently, almost like she herself held Agnes when she was afraid. The girl's chapped lips cracked into a small smile. He had saved her. That had some redeeming value. Nevertheless, Margo was still wary. He had given them up after all. The little bit of trust Margo had was broken, and it wasn't the first time. When she'd first met Miss Hattie, she thought the woman was very nice and sweet. That changed quickly as the punishments for disobedience and failure became harsher as Margo aged. Thankfully Edith and Agnes hadn't experienced the worst punishments yet; tBox of Shame 3 - Chapter 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
For Sora Vampire Lovers prt.3For Sora Vampire Lovers prt.34 years ago in Romance More Like This
A/N: this story is going down hill and starting to suck
For Sora Lovers Vampire Version
***three hours latter.
"I gotta go guys but i'll meet you here tomorrow 'kay?" You say leaving for your boat at the dock.
"Okay!" Sora yell's to your leaving form. Sora was still blushing due to the fact that you had fell on top of him when Riku (or as you liked to call him, Silver bullet) pushed you onto him.
"Sora do you like anyone?" Riku ask's.
"Uhhhhhhh... yes." Sora replied blushing ever so slightly.
"Is it anyone I know." Riku ask's looking to you. You were standing beside another tree closer to the ocean. Staring into the distance.
"Yes." Sora replies also looking to you. You turn around smiling walking towards them.
"Can i meet them." You ask airhead like. 'you already have' Sora thinks.
"Uh," Riku pushes you onto Sora and you both fall. You ending on top of Sora. You both make a suprised "Eppp." noise as you hit the ground. Sora puts a hand over his mouth (trying to hi
DM Under the WeatherDM Under the Weather4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This takes place about four months after Gru adopts the girls.
It was going on 3:30 Pm. From the kitchen, Gru heard the door open and knew the girls were just coming in from school. This had him rinsing off the last of the dishes. Drying his hands on a towel, Gru turned around just as they walked through the door. "Well hello, gurls. . ." he said, as they walked inside.
"Hello. . ." they all simultaneously replied, as he knelt down and kissed them each on the forehead. "And how was school?"
"It was alright, I guess-" Edith mumbled, suddenly interrupted from Agnes jumping in the front of her. "Look what I drew!" She proudly announced, holding up a doodle of a minion riding a unicorn. Chuckling under his breath, Gru shook his head and muttered, "Very nice. But it's a good thing your teachers don't know what you're drawing." Taking it from her, he smiled. "I have a special place for eet. . ." he said, going up to the refriger
Just Killing Time. . .Just Killing Time. . .4 years ago in Humor More Like This
It starts off at Haunt Quarters, just after the midnight hour.
Noticing the quiet throughout his castle, Prime Evil began to wonder where everybody had gone off too. Even Bratarat, who was normally pestering him had disappeared as well. After about thirty minutes, he began to hear voices coming down from below. This was followed by the unmistakable smell of popcorn?
"What's going on down there?" He barked, as he sped up his pace.
Meanwhile, just outside of the kitchen, the group of about six ghosts all sat around the table. They were all writing out questions, ripping the papers, and shoving them into a small empty cauldron in the middle of a table. Rather anxiously, Mysteria replied, "We've never done anything like this before."
Rather playfully, Apparitia flung a hand on her hip and asked,
"Well, honey. . .We've be
Myrics ArrivalEarth, somewhere in London, DA DimensionMyrics Arrival9 months ago in Settings More Like This
There was a large flash of light. He had arrived.
Though the transversing of universes was almost instantaneous Myric felt he had been travelling for months, he stretched making sure all his limbs were comftable. It seemed he had come to a new world.
Myric looked around, he was out of armour, he wanted to stay somewhat discreet, however the flash, sudden appearance and the fact he was 10ft tall and had Angel wings made it seem somewhat ironic. Still he appeared to be in an alley way somewhere, the buildings seemed similar to earth, though a tad bit more advanced Myric came to conclusion he was somewhen in the early 21st century. His home century.
He could link with this universe and discover all there was to know in an instant, however Myric knew that would alert whatever powers this universe had to his arrival like a match in a fireworks factory, and he wanted to stay somewhat unseen until he knew. Looked like he would have to do some tr