Memoirs of Harleen Quinzel, MDMemoirs of Harleen Quinzel, MDMemoirs of Harleen Quinzel, MD2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
People often say madness and genius are just microns apart. For most people, what's I've done will seem the epitome of insanity.
Then again, what sane person would believe that I, a blond chick with blue eyes, could ever be valedictorian and captain of the cheerleaders? Well, the cheerleader part they'd believe, but valedictorian? They would scoff outright and say I probably slept with the principal.
Ha! I say, please, Mr. Edwards may be kind and sweet, but he is so old and so married and so not my type!
Whether I'm looked down by the lowly thug, or even the B-man himself, I don't care. I blaze my own trail.
As a native Gotham-ite, I've heard all sorts of stories about Arkham Asylum. There are tales, like the tragic fate of the founder who ended up a patient if his own institution. Those stories were all meant to scare the kids and deter them from setting foot on the island. As for me, they just increased my curiosity. It was inevitable that I chose to ma
Twilight - Guide to LifeTwilightTwilight - Guide to Life6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For just another vampire book,
It sure has changed many peoples lives.
It has Romance,
and even a bit of Gore.
Then came New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
and even a bit more Gore.
But if you are like me,
And you try to connect everything in real life to a book
The Twilight Saga is a Guide to Dating.
Edward Cullen is a role-model for most guys.
Jacob Black is another one to consider,
If you prefer not to be as classy as Edward.
Edward taught guys that being able to touch your love is not necessary,
As long as they know how far you would go for them.
Jacob taught everyone that you need to get out more,
And enjoy life freely.
Bella taught us girls a thing or two too.
First off, we need to be patient.
Good things come to those who wait.
She also taught us that birth control is a very wise choice indeed.
Jacob is a very good e
JXHQ: Interrogation"He's going to kill you one day." He said, arms crossed over his broad, Kevlar-covered chest. He glared at her.JXHQ: Interrogation2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She met his forceful gaze evenly. "I know."
Harley Quinn had been left behind again, after a bank heist did not succeed. The Joker had used her as a distraction as the cops moved in and Batman flew to the rescue. Though the criminal mastermind had escaped, his clown princess was not so lucky. She'd put up a fight, spitting curse after curse at the caped crusader. He merely threw her over his shoulder and deposited her into the passenger seat of the Batmobile, handcuffing her to the door. At least she was unable to try and find the radio.
"One day," She had sworn. "I will find the Batradio and turn that shit up. Even if it takes a lifetime."
Now she was sitting in a room with Batman and Commissioner Gordon, being interrogated. All she had done was make up excuses for why her "Puddin" was forced to leave her behind. Eventually, Batman had gotten fed up and told her that the clo
Batman X The Reader Part:10Batman X The Reader Part:101 year ago in Drama More Like This
Bruce couldn't believe what he just heard. "Harley's sister? Are you sure?" "I'm positive," Barbara said, "100% sure?" Bruce said with anger. "I have an eidetic memory Batman, I know what I saw." Barbara said almost yelling. Bruce knew she was telling the truth, but why, what would Harley want with (y/n)? "So I told you what I know," Barbara said, breaking Bruce's thought, "So will you help my father?" Barbara asked, "I don't think he wants my help." "Your right he doesn't," Barbara said with a smile, "but what he doesn't know won't hurt him."
You woke up to mid day sunlight flowing through your room, "Great, I slept in." You moaned as you got out of bed. First thing you did was take a shower, and thats when you realized you had no nightmares last night. Strange? You thought as you went to get dressed. You decided to wear black leggings and a cream colored sweater, for shoes you picked out some simple black flats. You looked in the mirror and wondered, what does Bruce
Batman X The Reader Part:3Batman X The Reader Part:31 year ago in Drama More Like This
You had followed Alfred through the halls of Wayne Manor. You couldn't help but get this lonely feeling from the pictures of past Wayne's that once roamed these halls. "Here is the room you will be staying in miss, I hope it's to your liking." Alfred said as he gestured for you to enter.
The room was beautiful, it had gold walls with black damask print on them. There was a bed by the back wall and a outside deck. "It's perfect Alfred!" You gasped still shocked by the size and beauty of it.
"In the closet you'll find a pair of pajamas for you." Alfred said, "Oh and I also will bring you up something to eat, would you like anything in particular?"
"No Alfred just make me whatever." You say as you walk inside your room.
"Well then I'll be back in about an hour with your food." Alfred said as he left you in your room.
"How's our guest Alfred?" Bruce asked when his butler entered the bat-cave.
"She's in her room sir, and if you don't mind me
Batman X The Reader Part:11Batman X The Reader Part:111 year ago in Drama More Like This
"(y/n), can we talk?" Bruce asked as he stood outside your door.
You didn't want to see him now, especially with you looking how you did at the moment. You were curled up on your bed with your knees tucked under your chin and you were crying. Why you were crying? That was simple, from the lie. Sure Bruce didn't mean to lie to you about Dick but then again he could have just told you. Lying reminded you of your parents when you lived with them it also reminded you about Harley and how she changed.
"(y/n)? Please open up the door." Bruce said, sorrow in his voice.
You sighed and got up to open the door, you had to face him sometime soon, might as well get it done now. "What?" You ask Bruce as you open the door.
"I'm sorry, you have to trust me when I say I was going to tell you soon."
"Trust? Bruce how can I trust you now when you can't even tell me about someone who is in your care?" You snarl back.
"Look, I know your mad but you have to know that I care about you." Bruce said as
Anka A/N: Alice returns from a trip to the Outlands and is forced to play a game with Marcie when the little girl runs off into one of Marmoreal's hedge mazes. Very mild Malice towards the end. Also, I do not own Alice in Wonderland.Anka3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Alice's brow furrowed as she saw movement out of the corner of her eye, turning her head, the champion saw a little face peeking around the corner of one of the hedges in the hedge maze. Glancing to either side of herself, the armored champion decided to pursue the child-knowing that the gardens of Marmoreal were not always so safe as they appeared. Alice had only just returned from a trip to the Outlands, where she'd dealt with some minor issues involving the former Red Queen. Still in her armor, she clanked through the hedges-following the child who always stayed but a step ahead.
Tiring of the game and eager to return to her queen's side, Alice called out to the tiny blonde child.
"Marceline!" she called, hearing tiny peels of laughter in re
Batman X The Reader Part:8Batman X The Reader Part:81 year ago in Drama More Like This
After the party you had gone up to your room and started to get ready for bed. You mind was in a rush, all because you had been kissed by the famous Bruce Wayne. After all he cared for you, which was more then you could say about most people. You grab some grey and black checkered pj bottoms and a maroon colored sweater to change into. After that you took the braid out of you hair you heard a knock on your door. You opened it to find Bruce smiling at you, "Hey what are you doing here?" You asked thinking about the kiss again.
"I want to show you something, that is if your not occupied." He said seeing how you were in your pj's.
"Sure what do you want to show me?" you said as you walked into the hallway.
"Well I realized you never got a proper tour of the Bat-Cave." Bruce said.
"No I don't believe I have." You said with a smile.
"So (y/n) are you up for it?" Bruce asked seeing the excitement in your eyes.
"You bet I am!" You say. Bruce just chuckled at you and offered you his hand
Harley Quinn Meets DeadpoolHarley Quinn Meets Deadpool10 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Setting: New York, late evening. As the city goes about its nightly tasks, we see Deadpool crouching on the side railing of a Bridge, seemingly talking to himself, which for Deadpool is nothing unusual.
Ahhh New York City!! The sights, the smells, the screams of low life scum that dangle above the East river.
Zoomed out we see a person, hanging by one foot from the railing on which DP sits.
Come on man!!! I told Vinny I would pay him the money as soon as I made the sale!!
DP shakes his head and waggles his finger
Yeah well Billy Boy, Vinnys daughter needs braces. And let me tell you this kid NEEDS braces. Just dont tell Vinny he has a habit of breaking things, namely different body parts when people talk about his ugly kids.
DP pulls out a large combat knife and spins it around in his hand.
So Billy are ya gonna cough up some dough or you could be coughing up random things that float around in ri
Batman X The Reader Part:4Batman X The Reader Part:41 year ago in Drama More Like This
Bruce was now in the ally ways of Gotham City looking for Quinn and, or Joker. So far he had not found a trace of them, and now he was getting worried. What would have gotten you so scared if it wasn't them? he thought. He wondered about how someone like you and someone like Harley could be related, and how close were you two if close at all. But soon his thoughts were broken by the sounds of screams. "HELP!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! ANYBODY!!!!!"
Bruce right away jumped down and ran to the direction of the voice. There was a young girl being beaten up by Joker's men, and leading them was nobody other than Harley Quinn herself.
"Get her boys, Mister J wants this one to pay for spying on us!" She shouted.
"Harley!" Bruce called out. "Oh it's you B-Man, go on nothing to see here." She smiled back as she said this.
"HELP ME!" the girl screamed again,
"Let her go." Bruce said.
"Or what huh?" Harley questioned, "She has to pay for screwing over Mister J! Get him boys!" Harley ordered her men
Batman X The Reader Part:7Batman X The Reader Part:71 year ago in Romance More Like This
At first you thought you were in a dream. After all the Bat-Cave was the last thing you expected to be under Wayne Manor, but then you saw Bruce and Alfred. They were talking, and they had no idea you were here. You tip-toed over behind a desk to listen what they were talking about.
"She asking for you sir." Alfred said.
"And what did you say to her?" Bruce asked.
"That you were busy, you know sir I think that this woman is the one for you." Alfred said.
"I don't have time for woman Alfred, I'm to busy."
"Busy with what sir? Protecting her as Batman?" Alfred questioned, "You need to protect her as Bruce Wayne sir not the Batman."
"Yeah but Bruce Wayne can't protect her from Harley Quinn and The Joker." Bruce said. Harley? He knew about her? You thought. "I'm going to go and find her Alfred." Bruce said after a few minutes.
"And I'll go and prepare diner sir." Alfred said as both him and Bruce left the Bat-Cave. You took a deep breath and got up from behind the desk, there was one thing
Batman X The Reader Part:9Batman X The Reader Part:91 year ago in Drama More Like This
After one hell of night full of riding in the Bat-Mobile and just being with Bruce you need some serious sleep, so after your ride you said goodnight to Bruce and went up to your room to sleep. It was after this Bruce went once again, down to the Bat-Cave and went out as the Batman. His first stop was to visit Barbara Gordon who he saved a few weeks ago from Harley.
Barbara Gordon was the daughter of police chief Jim Gordon, and she was only 12 years old. How did a girl like her get into trouble with Harley and The Joker? Bruce thought as he made his way across roof tops to Barbara's house. The Gordon's house was a small town house in the middle of town, which didn't seem strange considering Jim's job. Bruce soon noticed a girl coming out of the house, it was Barbara. Where would she be going this late at night? Bruce wondered, he had to follow her.
Barbara hated secrets. It was the one thing that seemed to always be in her life. Her father had secrets, lots of them. Criminals had thei
Batman X The Reader Part:5Batman X The Reader Part:51 year ago in Drama More Like This
Bruce had taken you to a shop in downtown Gotham, one of course you never be in because you would have had to sell your own life to buy one shoe. "Um you know we could just go to a normal store." You say as stood outside of the store.
"Well for me this is normal." Bruce said back as he opened the door for you. As soon as you walked through the door everybody turned and looked at you.
Some people whispered thing s like: "Ugh who does she think she is?" And: "She can't even afford to look at these things." But you just ignored them, Bruce walked in and then the flock of bitches that were talking bad about you came and push past you to talk to him. "Bruce Wayne, what are you doing here?" They asked.
"Ugh!" You muttered under your breath as you walked to the back of the store. "Why did I even agree to come here?" You asked yourself, "I don't fit in here." But you knew it was pointless to talk to yourself so you looked at some of the shirts. Thats when you heard the voice.
"Well I never exp
Batman x The Reader Part:12Batman x The Reader Part:121 year ago in Drama More Like This
Bruce couldn't get you out of his mind. The look on your face last week was still fresh in his mind. And to make things worst Alfred had been bugging him about it this whole morning. "Sir maybe if you just talk to her-"
"No Alfred, (y/n) clearly doesn't want anything to do with me." Bruce said with a sigh.
"Sir just listen to me, you should see her, she looks so broken."
This didn't seem to effect Bruce that was until Alfred said, "She told me she plans on leaving this weekend."
Bruce stopped walking and turn around to face Alfred, "She said that?" Bruce couldn't believe this.
"Yes sir, if you don't do something soon (y/n) will leave the manor."
Bruce ran past Alfred before he could hear another word. He had to see (y/n).
(15 minutes before)
You sat in the room that you once thought of as your own, but now you thought of it was a sad memory. You couldn't stay at Wayne Manor anymore, it was all just to much. You left a note on the bed that
Batman X The Reader Part:6Batman X The Reader Part:61 year ago in Drama More Like This
It had been 2 weeks since you and Bruce went shopping and everyday since then you two would hang out. You hate to admit it but you were starting to enjoy his company, plus you started to have feelings, and not just normal feelings but feelings towards Bruce. And you hated it. You always were taught that feelings made you weak, but it felt wonderful to have someone enjoy having you around. Today you and Bruce were doing what you usually would do and that was walk outside on Wayne Manor grounds.
"So when are you going back to work?" You asked Bruce since he took time of work to keep you company.
"Well thats one of the good things about owning your own company, You can go back whenever you want!" Bruce said back, smiling.
"Yeah but don't you kinda have to go back sometime?" You say sarcastically.
"Well yes I was planing on going back after tomorrow." He said with a big grin on his face.
"Why whats tomorrow?" You ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Well I thought it's time that everybody know abou
Batman X The Reader Part:2Batman X The Reader Part:21 year ago in Drama More Like This
You were dreaming, dreaming about a better life. Your were living without a care in the dream but all too soon, like everything else in your life it turned into darkness. A nightmare. You felt hot with sweat, you wanted to scream but you couldn't all you could do was laugh....... Then you did scream, this scream woke you up and you noticed you were laying down on a couch in front of a fireplace. "Are you ok miss?" Said a voice.
You moved you (e/c) eyes in the direction of the voice, there stood an older man with a tray of food in his hands. "Where am I?" you ask your voice still shaking from your nightmare.
"Wayne Manor dear, Bruce Wayne house."
"Bruce Wayne." you whispered to yourself, you were in the house of a millionaire no billionaire THE billionaire himself. "Why am I here?" You ask Alfred.
"Because Master Wayne thought you needed a place to stay." Alfred said.
"Well I'm sorry but I can't stay here so thanks for getting me out of the road but I'm going to go now." You said as you