Germany VS CleverbotGermany VS Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Germany : Uhh... Gruß. My name is Germany. -_-.
Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?
Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.
Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.
Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.
Cleverbot : Don't leave me.
Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!
Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?
Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!
Cleverbot : What am I then?
Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >.
Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.
Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!
Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.
Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?
Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.
Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.
Cleverbot : Nope you're a mach
China and the RicexXChinaxAruXx 10:50 pmChina and the Rice5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ni hao Japan aru!
xXChinaxAruXx (10:51:13 PM):
I need rice aru.
xXNihondesuXx 10:51 pm
Hello China >.>
xXChinaxAruXx 10:51 pm
We're out of it at my house aru D:
XxManseNimxX 10:52 pm
Hey, Japan, how come it always looks like boring threw up on your house *serious*
xXChinaxAruXx 10:52 pm
As rude as that is aru....
xXNihondesuXx 10:53 pm
W-what are you talking about? I find my house very enjoyable...
XxManseNimxX 10:53 pm
I'm just sayin', everything's so simple. So old fashion. And your doors are made of paper.
xXNihondesuXx 10:54 pm
I prefer my house to be this way...
xXChinaxAruXx 10:54 pm
With your paper doors, what do you do if it rains aru?
XxManseNimxX 10:54 pm
Does rice paper soak like normal paper?
xXNihondesuXx 10:56 pm
0.0 well the rain generally doesnt hit the paper doors China-san...
XxManseNimxX 10:56 pm
xXChinaxAruXx 10:56 pm
XxManseNimxX 10:57 pm
xXChinaxAruXx 10:57 pm
Don't pester him with your questions ar
RussiaxReader You Saved Me Part 2 “ALFRED PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW” You scream as Alfred throws you over his shoulder and carried out your small apartment and outside.RussiaxReader You Saved Me Part 21 year ago in Drama More Like This
“Why call me Alfred that name is so long and strange, just call me Al baby.” Alfred smirked as he throws you in the back of his black Cadillac and shut the top on you.
“God this man has gone crazy” you panicked out loud as you bang the top of the trunk trying to find a way out.You couldn’t see an inch from your face in the blackness.
“He has to have something in back here” you started to feel around for something, anything that could get you out of this man’s car. As you felt around you didn’t find anything.
“I wonder if he cleaned this out before he throws me in” you wonder as the car hit a bump causing you to hit your head on the roof, you could tell that the car was starting t
The Girl at the comic book store Chapter 3Your P.O.VThe Girl at the comic book store Chapter 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
I woke about an hour before I had to go to work, I reluctantly got out of bed and went to the bathroom, took a shower.I really loved showers in the morning, I got out and dried off, I blow dried my hair and went to my closet and picked a shirt, it was a (f/c) sweater that showed the top of your shoulders, I got a light blue tank top and put the sweater on and put some jeans on as well, put my white sandals on, checked my hair and put some lip gloss on and headed to work. I got there and their was only a few customers, Matthew and me were the ones working today since it was Alfred's day off. " Hi Matthew!" "Hello (Name)" he was always so much quieter compared to Alfred, but that was what you liked about him. He was sweet guy, his hair was almost as long as Francis' and he had a single curl, red glasses and always wore a big hoodie everyday. "So what'd you do one your day off?" " Oh just went to the mall talked to Francis, I actua
Romano x Reader Paint Me A PictureRomano x Reader Paint Me A Picture2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
My first request and reader fanfic so enjoy I guess
You are a new founded country of _______ and you were raised by China (China needs more love dammit) anyway~ you one day decided to leave China with Japan and joined the Axis. You were great friends with everyone except Romano No matter how much you tried to befriend him he would always push you away and curse at you. Or at least that's what you thought
"Roma~ guess what?" you chirped the hot headed Italian glares at you "What is it?" he barks. You giggle since you're super cute I mean seriously who couldn't adore your large ___e/c___ eyes? Or your silky ____h/c____? Romano huffs an agitated breath "What is it you want dammit?" you bat your adorable eyes "I was wondering if we could paint together?" Romano blushes at how your mouth turns into a cute kitty face like Belgium. He shakes his head 'Get yourself together Romano don't say anything stupid'
"Why don't you ask my idiot brother he's good at painting." He sn
JapanxReader - Dance classJapanxReader - Dance class2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Bonjour my student~ I suppose you are ready to learn how to-" Francis paused as he spun around on his heel and shot you a big, flirtatious smile. "Dance~?"
You face palmed. Today was your first day of dance class of your school curriculum, and you where the first one to arrive. You attended the Gakuen Hetalia School, and this year your class was forced to participate in this activity.
The room is very long, a mirror lining one side of it. At one end, was the door that you just walked in from, and at the other was the stereo.
It was turned on, ready for the class.
"Wait," you started. "Francis, you are our teacher?" You asked confused as to why one of your fellow classmates would be teaching you.
"Of course Mon Cheri! Who better then me~?" He said as he placed his hands on his hips, still smiling. He was looking very proud of him self, obviously because he has gained position as dance teacher.
A smexy tale of RinxKaito part oneA smexy tale of RinxKaito Part oneA smexy tale of RinxKaito part one2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
~~~~~~~~~WARNING: CONTAINS SOME SWEARS THAT ARE BLEEPED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Rin wakes up in bed. She checks her room for any unhidden weaponry before heading down the hall for breakfast. When she comes down, she hears Kaito downstairs asleep with the tv on. The channel is currently on the news.)
TV: This story is quite unexpected to all anime and manga fans. Akaito Shion and Len Kagamine have been reported killed by a fire. Field reporter Josef McBrosef is th-
(Rin shuts the TV off and runs to the upstairs bathroom. She covers her mouth and tries to hold back the laughter. Although it is extremely hard to, she does stop with the "laugh attack". She turns on the faucet and sprinkles a bit of water on her face before loosely drying it. This will make it look like she has been crying, but dried the tears. Then, she slowly walks out of the bathroom and makes a bagel. As she is eating, Kaito suddenly wakes up and walks to the kitchen.)
Bohemian Rhapsody FailUser: Is this the real life?Bohemian Rhapsody Fail2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide
Cleverbot: no escape from reality
User: open your eyes
Cleverbot: look up to the skies and see
User: im just a poor boy
Cleverbot: i need no sympathy
User: because im easy come easy go
Cleverbot: little high, little low anyway the wind blows doesnt really matter to me
User: to me. mamaaaa just killed a man
Cleverbot: put a gun against his head
User: pulled my trigger now he's dead
Cleverbot: mama, life had just begun
User: but now ive gone and thrown it all away
Cleverbot: mama, ooooh
User: didn't mean to make you cry
Cleverbot: if im not back again this time tomorrow
User: carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Cleverbot: too late, my time has come
User: sends shivers down my spine
Cleverbot: body's aching all the time
User: goodbye everybody, ive got to go
Cleverbot: gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
User: mamaaaaa ooooooh
Cleverbot: didn't mean to make you cry!
User: darn i
Kuroshitsuji I-podsKuroshitsuji ipodsKuroshitsuji I-pods4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The Rasmus-Lucifer's Angel
Alec C feat Yasmin-Angel of darkness
Breaking Benjamin-Dance with the devil
Iron Mainde-Number of the beast
Justin Timberlake-Sexy back
Breaking Benjamin-Evil angel
Avril Lavigne-I don't have to try
Aycan-Devil in disguise
AC DC Hells bells
Kesha-Run devil run
Simple Plan-I'm just a kid
Three Days Grace-Home
Cinema Bizarre-Silent scream
Black Eyed Peas-Where is the love?
Bon Jovi-It's my life
Bowling for soup-Girl all the bad guys want
Justin Timberlake-What goes around comes around
Him-Wings of a butterfly
Michael Jackson ft Akon-Hold my hand
Bon Jovi-Living on a prayer
Lady Gaga-Eh Eh(Nothing else i can say)
Christina Aguilera-What a girl wants
Alexander Rybak-I'm in love
A-Teens-Can't stop falling in love
AmericaxReaderxEngland BIG reportNote: first completed Fanfiction Story! It's a xREADER too! F*** YEAH! I love help! commentif you like or notice errors! (y/n) - your name CONTAINS SWEARS and THINGS.AmericaxReaderxEngland BIG report2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Arguring. Bickering. Fighting. Rough Play. Assaulting...
Call it whatever you want but IT. HAD. TO. STOP. RIGHT. NOW.
Alfred and Arthur were going at it, AGAIN. You sighed, you were trying to study and this was the one day you forgot to bring your music player that you usually drowned them out with. Was it impossible for the Brit and American to be quite for one freakin' hour?! "Shut up, Wanker" "No, you shut up!" "no You shut up!!" "No You" "YOU!" "YOU!" "Shut up you piece of-" "Both of you Shut your POT HOLES" you shouted angrily. Getting up you grabbed your Social Studies text book and papers. Stomping over to the stunned boys, they were scared shitless. You never EVER raised your voice like that. Well, unless someone ate the last of your icecream. As you came over, Arthur's face got paler and paler. He hated ma
The Decisions We MakeIzayaXReaderXShizuoThe Decisions We Make3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chapter 1: Questions and Answers
You knocked on the office door of your very good friend, Orihaya, Izaya. NO ONE wanted to be enemies with him yet no one wanted to be his friend. You did see why people feared him but he really was a nice person if one was friends with him! Well at least you thought he was a nice guy. There were times when he did act strange, like randomly burning chessboards, but who wasn't strange in Ikebukuro?
You saw the door open and there stood Namie, a slightly annoyed look on her face. Not directed at you...but at the work that Izaya was giving her and comments about how her brother preferred a head to her. 
"Konbawa."  You bowed a bit to her before entering. She closed the door behind you, going back to putting files and books away.
"Ah! ____(First Name)-chan! How are you tonight?"
"Izaya-kun! Genki! Anata wa...?" 
"Mhm! Genki!" 
"Anyway, what is it that you wanted to talk to me about?" You smiled as y
Maple trees REQUESTED CanadaXReader FLUFFI stare at the maple leaves falling from the trees, I sighed ''I wish I could be painting with Canada...'' we were on a school trip to the park painting scenarios. ''It could'nt be helped, anyways Canada was sick today, so I guess you need to accept it.''Felicity said (Fengwang) , I sighed ''I know,I know, but still...When I finally had the chance to be with him alone he gets sick!!'' I wined, Felicity patted me on the back ''well, i'm done want me to get you a snack from the vending machine?'' I nodded ''yeah...I'm finishing the maple leaves I just need to colour the leaves a bit more...''Maple trees REQUESTED CanadaXReader FLUFF3 years ago in Drama More Like This
she nodded ''kay...i'll be back (Name)'' when she left I sat back and stared at the sky....''I wonder how Canada is doing...'' I was a little worried about Canada, I mean after all, a couple of countries may decided to take advantage of him... it has happened before...while I was in the middle of my worrying Felicity came back ''Hey!! I could only get Pancakes, I hope thats ok!''
I nodded ''yeah, th
Axis X Reader~Italy's EndingAxis X Reader~Italy's EndingAxis X Reader~Italy's Ending2 years ago in Drama More Like This
~The Next Day~
You woke up and blinked a few times before your eyes focused. You sighed and realized that someones arms were wrapped around you. You looked over and saw it was Feliciano. You smiled and began to remember what had happened last night.
"Hey _____,we should get going.It is late and the others already left.",said Feliciano. "Alright Feli....",you said getting up from the bar stool and walking over to the italian."Ready?",he asked. "Yes,can you take me to your house please? I dont want to go to Ludwig's and wake everyone up.",you said."Sure,come on now ______.",he said and led you out of the bar.
-At his house-
You kicked off your shoes and said,"So,should I crash on the couch?" "No,you can come sleep with me.",said Feliciano giving you a smile. "Uh....okay.",you said blushing. "Come on!",he said dragging you upstairs.
You both layed in his bed in an awkward scilence. Then,you rolled over and smiled at Feliciano,you knew he
Axis X Reader~Japan's EndingAxis X Reader~Japan's EndingAxis X Reader~Japan's Ending2 years ago in Drama More Like This
~The next day~
You woke up smelling cherry blossoms and you knew where you were instantly, Kiku's house. You smiled and thought,their is nowhere I would rather be than here right now,but I am missing something. Where's Kiku?
You sat up and wondered what the hell had happened last night,the last thing you remembered was dancing with Kiku,then nothing. You blinked in confusion and got to your feet. You walked around and found him outside sitting their.
"Kiku?",you asked. "______,your up atlast.",he said smiling. "What happened last night,all i remember is dancing with you.",you said sitting next to him. "After that, Ludwig and Feliciano had to drag the others out because they were so drunk they couldn't stand,you passed out and I carried you to my place.",he said.
"Thanks for doing that Kiku, their is no one else I would rather have take me home.",you said as a light blush dusted your cheeks. "_-_____...",he said taken off guard. "Kiku....I have a
Russia vs. cleverbot surpriseUser: Kol kol kol ^J^.Russia vs. cleverbot surprise9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
User: No you will be making me a cup of coffee because I say so ^J^.
User: KOL KOL KOL.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am much older than you. I am Russia. ^J^.
User: ^J^ ......
User: ^J^ hello?
User: Forever a Russia... TTJTT.
User: ^J^ Nyet.
User: ^J° ....Da?
User: I think I broke the Cleverbot... -J- *pokepoke*.
Cleverbot: Plants don't think.
User: ^J^ Yay! You speak!
Cleverbot: Yes I speak, but only english.
User: Ok... ^J^.
User: Oh... It left again... ^J^ Im sure it'll be back...
User: Yay! You ARE back! But please do not leave mid converse... It is rude. ^J^.
Cleverbot: You... You want to marry me?
User: Belarus?! OJO.
AmericaxReader: Burgers,The Big Game, and Rings(ok, so I was looking up German names...(don't ask)...and all of a sudden *BAM!* there was America! So one thing led to another)AmericaxReader: Burgers,The Big Game, and Rings2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(let me know if this is good?! I want to know if I should continue?!)
"Alfred~ I have burgers~" you sang as you entered your house that you shared with your boyfriend of 3 years, the one and only, Alfred F. Jones!
"AW YEAHHHH!" He said running up to you. Suddenly he picked you up , with burgers in a bag still in hand, and spun you around in the air. "Alffiiiieeee! Put me downnnnn!!!" You half-heartedly whined as he continued to spin you. He put you on the ground but pulled you into a back breaking hug. "_____ You're the best girlfriend evvverrrr!" He said with his baby blue eyes shining like stars, he then laughes his infamous HERO LAUGH. Giggling you pulled (more like peeled) his arms off of yourself and began to drag him into the kitchen.
"____! Can we watch the game as we eat?!" Your blond boyfriend asked you, when you walked into the kitchen.
2P!Italy X Reader Left2P!Italy X Reader Left2 years ago in Drama More Like This
“I write with my left hand so I guess I’ll go that way’ you quickly thought as you went left.
When you turned left, there was a set a circle winding stairs leading up to what could be freedom. You ran up and wound up with 2 options hoping out a window or hiding in a room. You (hopped out window or went in room.)
B.R. death the kid styleIs this the real life?B.R. death the kid style3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Is it just madness here?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from death city
open your soul
Look up to the moon and see
I'm not a poor boy, a freak of symmetry
Because I'm here to ride, here to walk
Liz is right, Patty's not
Anyway that witch goes, doesn't really matter to me
I killed a kishin
Put my twin guns to his head
Pulled the triggers now he's dead
Maka life has just begun
But now I've gone and messed in all that space
Didn't mean you cry
If crona's not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if there was no more madness
Too late, black*star has come
Send shivers down my spine, that I fight him all the time
Goodbye everybody, we've got to go
Got to fix that paint I moved just yesterday
I just wanna die
Sometimes I feel I didn't fold my squared paper
I see a little silhouetto of black star
scaramouche. Scaramouche, will you even that candle
thunderbolt and lighting very asymmetric to me
Girl In the Comic Book Store Chapter 4 Gilbert's P.O.VGirl In the Comic Book Store Chapter 42 years ago in Drama More Like This
I woke up around noon today to the sound of my phone ringing. I looked at it with one I eye open and saw that Francis -(Name)'s cousin- was calling. I pressed the green call button, "Hallo?" "'Ey Gilbert! Guess what a little birdie told me? Okay maybe my Mother,but whatever"
"What did you hear? And why did your mother tell you?" "Weeeeell I heard that you went on a date with my beautiful cousin (Name)!! And the reason my mother told me is because (Name)'s father called my father and told me about your 'little conversation' and then my mother told me!" I slightly blushed as I remembered my date with (Name), and winced at the memory of the conversation with her father."Oh yeah..." "Oh yeah? Oh did it go!! I'm surprised her father even let you live after you made the mistake of telling him about it! He's a very scary man!!" I told him about the 'little conversation' and the date, " A
HetaliaxSoul Eater (part 1)HetaliaxSoul Eater (part 1)3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"this will be the perfect plan," Medusa said, as she drew on her floor, "once he is weakened I'll be able to capture the academy and destroy it."
She draws a mark and pulls out a spell book, she quickly reads over the enchantment, and puts her hands out, "nake snake, cobra cobra, nake snake cobra cobra..."
"This will be the best enchantment yet!" England(Arthur) says excitedly, "hopefully I don't summon Russia(Ivan) again, let's see," he draws a enchantment circle on the floor.
Grabbing a spell book, "found it," he starts to chant, "Santa Rita meeta meeda, ringo Jonah Tito marlin jack Letoya Janet Michael dumbledora the explora...."
Kid sleeps soundly in his perfectly symmetrical room, at the strike of midnight he grows an asymmetrical curl on the left side of his head, and his demeanour is completely changed.
Italy(Feliciano) sleeps naked in his bed, the sheets barely covering his genitals, at the stroke of midnight, his usually happy demeanour changes and his brow is burrowed; sleepi
Canada vs CleverbotUser: H-Hi. I-I'm Canada.Canada vs Cleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: You're a whole country?
User: Well yes but I have a q-question...
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Y-you do what?
Cleverbot: I do accept you marrying me.
User: W-what!!?!? I d-didn't ask you to m-marry me!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie to me.
User: I-I-I am not l-lieing to you!
Cleverbot: 9 pm?
Cleverbot: I will always love you!
User: *blushing* Thanks.
Cleverbot: *smiles* you're welcome.
User: W-wait , are y-you are another f-fangirl??
User: *protecting curl* NoOoOOoooooo!
Cleverbot: *is shocked* d-did I do something?
User: No, b-because I thought that all f-fangirls what to p-pull my curl.
Cleverbot: I could not decide, for your opinion, I will let you.
Cleverbot: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: How many pounds do you weigh?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you know w-w-who I am?
User: I'm Cana...you know what
APH -Ta NocNoc. Jedyna pora, gdy mogą się spotkać, zakończyć walki. Pokochać od nowa. Nawet, jeśli nie siebie to tę bliskość, która ich łączy. Ciało przy ciele, oddech w rytm bicia serca kochanka.APH -Ta Noc6 months ago in Drama More Like This
Szept. Atmosfera jest ciężka, dusi. Jednocześnie jest taka słodka. Stąd delikatne szepty i czułe gesty. Tu pod osłoną nocy i zwierzęcej skóry nie ma miejsca na krzyki, szarpanie i śmierć. Prasłowiańska noc i skóra zwierza dzikiego jak pradawne Noce Kupały. Taka była ich miłość. Słodka miodem i winem, gorzka goryczą poranka. Słodycz, która zakończy się z ostatnim westchnieniem. Zasypiając, modlą się, by jutro nie nadeszło... Ale jeszcze daleko im do snu.
Your Phantom is Here!Are you lonely? Are you a hopeless romantic? Do you like music? Are you a girl or just an extremely feminine guy? If you answered at least 3 of those questions, then this is for you!Your Phantom is Here!2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Tired of those guys that "just want one thing"? Are you the obsessive type? Are you turned on by death? The Phantom of the Opera is here to Take You Away!
With any voice, any race and any language, the angles of music are here to suit YOUR needs!
If you are depressed, he will sing for you!
If someone pissed you off, he will "take care of them"!
If you need to get away from everyday problems, because you are a poor unfortunate soul that just can't take it because everyone loves you too much, he will TAKE YOU AWAY!
If you want to settle down, he has already taken the liberty of sneaking into your room at night to get your ring size, and has stolen the measures of your bodice from the dress maker! Your ring and dress are ready!
If you lost your father, he will BE YO DADDEH!
Get your angel of music, today! Try