Letters to CortanaDear Cortana,Letters to Cortana4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Really? A compliment from you? You must be on anesthetics...
If you weren't holographic, I'd give you a hug. You look like you're a hugable person.
BTW, Is madter chief a hugable person? I can't tell behind that armor.
P.S.:"Plz don't take this the wrong way..."
Aww... Aren't you a sweety^^
I don't know if John is hugable or not... never took the time to ask him.
P.S.on't worry... I won't
Is there a reason why Bungie made you naked? Isn't that a little bit distracting for the Master Chief?
Excuse me!? I didn't ask to be overly exposed!
*A little bit self conscious about where the Chief's eyes are looking...*
If you had a choice, who'd you choose?
Raptor T.O.M.? Or John?
Um... come again? Is that a trick question?
Tony has Created a Chat Pt 2[Pepper is online]Tony has Created a Chat Pt 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[Loki is online]
Loki: What is this means of Midgardian communication?
Pepper: Its called a chatroom, how do you have access to this?
Loki: I have my ways…
Pepper: But aren’t you in some sort of Asgardian jail?
Loki: Like I said Midgardian, I have my ways…
Pepper, Ok, Ok…
Loki: Aren’t you Stark’s maiden?
Pepper: Excuse me?
Loki: So would you mind telling me why I wasn’t able to control Stark during our war?
Pepper: Why would I tell you?
[Phil is online]
Pepper: Wait, did I read that wrong!
Pepper: Phil, is that really you?????
Loki: Wait, how? How can this be? I KILLED YOU!
Phil: …………….. this is not the Phil you are looking for……………
[Phil has logged off]
[Steve is online]
Pepper: Steve! Steve! PHIL’S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: What? How is that possible?
Loki: What this woman say
If You Give a Hobbit a RingIf you give a hobbit a ring, he'll want to turn invisible.If You Give a Hobbit a Ring3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
When he turns invisible, he'll see Sauron. (Cue Sauron staring at them)
When he sees Sauron, he'll want to save Middle Earth.
Then he'll call all his friends to invite them on his quest.
"OMG guys, I have this ring, and we gotta to destroy it so not everyone will die."
Gandalf: I will come along because I'm a wizard, and I feel responsible for you.
Legolas: I shall come along because we need one hot lead character.
Also, I have a badass bow.
Eowyn: I shall come along because I think Aragorn is hot. And possibly Legolas,
depending on which fanfiction you read.
Arwen: I shall not come for my father disapproves of my love of the human Aragorn.
Frodo: let's watch out for Sauron!
Sauron: I SEEEEE YOUUUUU
On the way, they'll find an ugly guy named Gollum.
Gollum will want the ring himself.
Gollum: "My precious."
All of Frodo's friends will too.
Then they'll run from a demon.
*pause for the love of Parker's freez