Adventure [Jake English X Reader]Adventure [Jake English X Reader]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were so fucking lost. You didn't even know why you agreed to come with Jake in the first place in this, "adventure". You huffed and ducked the tree branches that hung low, almost touching the ground.
"Jake, seriously. Where are you?" You called.
You heard the calls of birds, the breaking of twigs caused by your feet, but no response from Jake.
"Why did I even fucking come?" You groaned to yourself.
"Because I'll get lonely!" You jumped in surprise by the voice behind you.
"Jake! You ass!" You said, pushing him lightly.
He laughed and smiled softly at you. "Sorry."
You pouted and looked away from him. "Oh hey, I bet this will cheer you up." He said.
You turned around, deciding to let him off the hook. Your eyes widened as you let out a terrified shriek.
"Ew! No! Get that thing away from me! Jake!" You cried, tears coming out of your eyes as you hid behind a tree.
Jake tilted his head and looked at the tarantula on his hand. He knew you liked spiders. Right?
"But I thought you liked
John Egbert x Reader: Baking“Ay yo Egbert, wassup?”John Egbert x Reader: Baking1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Oh, hey _____! Nice seeing you today.”
“Alright, listen up nerd. We gotta bake some goddamn cake.”
“Woah, woah, before we do anything...it’s not Betty Crocker, right?”
“Of course not. I know how you have some kind of crippling childhood fear of her or whatever. Wouldn’t want you going all comatose in the middle of our flour fest here.”
You sighed. “Cake baking time.”
“Oh. Yeah, see, that makes more sense. Well, might as well start this.” John started pulling the eggs, water, and oil out of the fridge and pantry while you opened the bag inside of the box. You inhaled the sweet scent of the mix, only to have some go up your nose and make you sneeze. It was quite exaggerated, because, well, you were that kind of person. And goddamn did that stuff have a way of getting into your nose.
“Woah, you okay there?