Evicted Song - LyricsEvicted Song - Lyrics5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Adventure Time with Finn & Jake's Evicted Song - Lyrics"
So Finn & Jake set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own
Here's a little house
Ah, Finn's stickin' his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea dude, cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride
A beehive, oh no! Don't put your foot in there, guy
Y'all tried that before, and you know it didn't turn out right
Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out, ah! It's a tiger
Throwing down potions for food and fire
You know you should have stayed and fought that sexy vampire lady
Jake was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable, cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals
Oh Marceline, why are you so mean?
Canada vs CleverbotUser: H-Hi. I-I'm Canada.Canada vs Cleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: You're a whole country?
User: Well yes but I have a q-question...
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Y-you do what?
Cleverbot: I do accept you marrying me.
User: W-what!!?!? I d-didn't ask you to m-marry me!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie to me.
User: I-I-I am not l-lieing to you!
Cleverbot: 9 pm?
Cleverbot: I will always love you!
User: *blushing* Thanks.
Cleverbot: *smiles* you're welcome.
User: W-wait , are y-you are another f-fangirl??
User: *protecting curl* NoOoOOoooooo!
Cleverbot: *is shocked* d-did I do something?
User: No, b-because I thought that all f-fangirls what to p-pull my curl.
Cleverbot: I could not decide, for your opinion, I will let you.
Cleverbot: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: How many pounds do you weigh?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you know w-w-who I am?
User: I'm Cana...you know what
Ivan's SleepoverIvan's Sleepover2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Ivan. Was. Ecstatic. You would be too if the person you had been in love with for hundreds of years had finally accepted your invitation, right? This was going to be so much fun!
Yao knocked on the door of Ivan’s house, feeling a slight sense of foreboding. He was wondering what had come over him that would cause him to do this. He supposed it was the fact that the others would be there, so it wouldn’t be just the two of them. He was just beginning to think that Ivan might not be home and he could go back to his own house when the door was flung open and he was glomped by a large man.
“Aiyaa!” He cried as the weight and momentum of said man knocked them both over. The overnight bag that Yao had brought was thrown from his grip as he hit the path with a squeak. The man who had tackled him looked up, purple eyes shining with happiness.
“Jao! You came!” Ivan excla
The Demon and the Princess Chapt. 12 [Final Chapt]The Demon and the Princess Chapt. 12 [Final Chapt]2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I was as dizzy as the last time. I opened my eyes and saw nothing but darkness around me. Soon my eyes got used to the everlasting gloom and I saw in front of me that same desolate grey place, where I had met Ciel again. I didn’t see Ciel anywhere, but a few meters from me stood his butler.
“We’re in a hurry”, he blurted and started to walk somewhere without waiting for me. I jumped up from the ground and run after him. Ahead the color of the horizon seemed to waver.
We arrived at the edge of a small valley, and in the middle of it stood Ciel. He turned his glance towards me when I stepped forward. I stopped frightened.
His eyes were flaming scarlet and that wavering color of the horizon, it stem from him. It was like dark waves were emanated from him, I could see them. Suddenly his face was twisted from pain, he bended and practically disappeared. I screamed and was about to run closer, but Sebastian took my arm.
“Did you find a cure?” he asked with
Attention All Hetalians!It has come to my attention that many people are beginning to leave the Hetalia fandom. The reason behind this is not because the anime/manga is bad, or it had been cancelled, or anything having to do with Hetalia in general.Attention All Hetalians!2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
No, it's because of the fans.
Nowadays, words like "hetaboo" and "hetafags" are what most people associate with the Hetalia fandom. "Why is this?" You may ask. Well, Hetalia fans (or "Hetalians") were not as decent as they once were.
Instead of being polite about their fandom, they shove it down your throat.
Instead of respecting ships they don't like, they bash on those ships, saying things like "NUUUUUU!!11! MY SHIP IS SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE blah blah blah."
Instead of loving the show in general, they obsess over the pairings.
This, my friends, is the outright definition of "weeaboo".
If this sort of behavior continues, more and more Hetalian begin to leave the fandom. In fact, it's already begun. Hetalians have already grown tired of their weeaboo-filled fandom
|Deep Blue| Shu Sakamaki x Reader|Deep Blue| Shu Sakamaki x Reader1 month ago in Romance More Like This
His eyes swirling pits of deep blue ocean water. They were hypnotic and tempted you to the darkness that you knew you should otherwise avoid. The dark and dangerous love of a vampire.
Humming, you kicked your bare feet in the pool gently, watching the young man float aimlessly in the water. You had yet to heed the warning behind his eyes, and you did not think you could ever follow it.
In fact, as you stared down at the oldest son of the Sakamaki family, you realized that you wished to tempt the creature within him. You wished to see those eyes staring at you. You wished that Shu would make you part of him.
You brushed your foot sharply along the harsh stone wall of pool, and you felt skin scrap away. You gasped softly, squeezing your eyes shu
You Feeling Cold, Yao? Rochu Cuddle SceneYou Feeling Cold, Yao? Rochu Cuddle Scene2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(For the sound effects! :3)
The time were ten past midnight, with a sense of coolness as the start of a blizzard began outdoors. The pair were sitting together on a brown couch in front of the fireplace, its flames rising and crackling softly. Coals glowed amber and ashes sputtered into the small bricked area. Ivan wore a kind expression as he looks over towards the older nation, grinning to him with a protective arm holding him close. The other were red in the cheeks, not quite used to the affection, for it were only a week ever since they've been together.
"This is my first blizzard not being alone~" he beams, his forehead touching the top of Yao's head. China blinks a little, nodding. "..it's so loud out there aru. No wonder we up so late, we could probably not sleep aru.." he replies, shyly leaning into the other. Ivan happily allows this, keeping an arm snugly wrapped around him. "You know, if you don't want to wait to go upstair
Pixie Pranks [VariousxFairy!Reader] ErenModern AU!Pixie Pranks [VariousxFairy!Reader] Eren8 months ago in Romance More Like This
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You kept hearing that name nearly everyday that you've been hidden in the castle now. You were confused on your first day there - two of the male giants had got into a fight while they were eating, one of them was a boy with bright sea green eyes and brown tousled hair. The other was taller, with sharp light brown eyes and odd two-toned hair. They were yelling at each other for some reason, and it scared you. You were hidden behind one of the wooden pillars on the ceiling, watching the fight from below with fearful eyes. The two giants continued shouting at each other, their words too loud and arcane for you to understand, but you could tell that they were very angry at each other. It wasn't until the taller giant suddenly grabbed the collar of the shorter one and pinned him against the wall when you realized things were getting out of hand. You had to cover your mouth to cover a scream you had almost released when they started hitting each o
SNK: Egg Hunt (Reader x Various) //Modern AU//SNK: Egg Hunt (Reader x Various) //Modern AU//11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hanji and Petra decided to make an Egg Hunt on Easter day for all her friends and neighbors. They bought many bags of plastic eggs and different kinds of candy and items that will fit in an egg as if it were Halloween.
"Petra! I'll ready the eggs and you call everyone and once we're done, we go hide the eggs! OH! And make dinner too! I'll make sure to make the dessert! Sound good?" Said the over-excited woman.
"Yes, Hanji! That's fine! I'll get to it right away!"
The hazel-nut colored hair woman began to ready the many ingredients they both needed.
"Hanji, do you have a-" before the woman could finish her sentences, Hanji appeared with a list of ingredients SHE was gonna need for her desserts.
The woman began to work. She decided that Honey Glazed Ham would do just right for today's event.
"Okay I'll need;
~1-3/4 (5 pounds) of ready-to-eat ham
~1/3 cup and 1 tablespoon and 1 teaspoon whole cloves
~1/3 cup and 1 tablespoon and 1 teaspoon dar
Go With MeGo With Me2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Go With Me
(The episode begins with Fionna and Cake having a picnic and watching the sunset.)
Cake: Hey Girl it's Couples Only Movie Night tonight, who are you bringin'?
Fionna: (Chuckles) I don't know. Who are you bringin'?
Cake: I'm bringing my Man, Girl.
(A duck walks up to them and Fionna picks it up.)
Fionna: I'll take this duck!
Jake: It's couples night! You gotta bring someone you can snuggle up with ya know?
Fionna: What?! Do I have to? I’m not in a snuggly mood.
Cake: Don't have to snuggle. You just have to bring someone you can snuggle. It's like, Code.
Fionna: Hah whatever.(Attempts to hug duck, but it flies away.)
Cake: Leave the duck alone Fi. (Pats the ground beside her.) Have a seat. I want to explain some "things" to you about couples.
(Later that day, Fionna and Cake are back at the treehouse. Fionna is looking for someone to call.)
Cake: You got it?
Fionna: Yeah, yeah.
Cake: Who you gonna call?
Fionna: I’m just gunna call someon
first sight. reader x eren jaeger.first sight. reader x eren jaeger.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
my first life was so boring, just forget I mentioned it.
Your initial meeting with him occurred in your first lifetime; both born into a world dictated by the giant rotting flesh known as ‘Titans’. You didn’t have the ability or experience to survive the first attack of the titans, however. You were a newly graduated stationary guard when Wall Maria broke down for the first time; you didn’t stand a chance against the rampaging titans. That was when he saw you. The titan had already given you a fatal wound. He let out an angry yell and sent the titan to its knees in one swift movement, and retrieved your limp body. The last you recall from your faint memories of your first lifetime was gazing into his dark turquoise eyes, which burnt with determination and hatred, before dying from blood loss.
His name was Eren, from what you remembered. He graduated as top ten of your class. He gave off an intimidating aura, and the amount of fist fights and argument he i
Christmas Eve~ [AU] [Bertholdt x Reader]Christmas Eve~ [AU] [Bertholdt x Reader]2 months ago in Romance More Like This
Bundled up in blankets, [Name] took a sip of a steaming cup of hot chocolate which Bertholdt made for her. Her attention was focused on the Christmas movie playing on the television when the warm arms draped around her waist tightened, and his chin rested on her shoulder, his soft hair tickling the side of her face. “[Name]? I think we’d better start with the decorations before your parents arrive tonight.”
Letting out a grumble of protest, she pulled the blankets around them even closer to them, snuggling back against Bertholdt’s warm embrace. It was the morning before Christmas day, and although they had all the presents ready, and loads of freshly baked treats in the kitchen, their living room was very… bare, the Christmas tree standing awkwardly in a corner, looking very, very green. Yet there they were, [Name] sitting between Bertholdt’s legs in front of the couch, savoring the heat that radiated from him, reluctant to move be
Beauty And The Books (Armin X Reader) CRACKFIC!AUBeauty And The Books (Armin X Reader) CRACKFIC!AU3 months ago in Romance More Like This
GATHER AROUND MY DEAR SWEET CHILDREN AS I TELL YOU A TALE OF A FAIR MAIDEN WHOM- ... What's that? Oh, this is not... I wasn't hired to tell a story of a boy I was supposed to be explaining the love story of a girl who looked over a beasts features and- ... Well alright, give me the new script then, we don't have any time to loose with all the fangirls.
Ahem, where were we now? Ah, yes. There was a young lad that went by the name of Armin, now, Armin was a very peculiar young boy, and had NO friends whatsoever! That poor little boy and he was such an adorable little- oh yes, stick with the script. So anyway, Armin was the son of a woman who was known about their small town as a freak. The woman went by the name Hanji. Now, Hanji wasn't a bad person at all, and if it wasn't for her daily extravagant experiments she might've been considered a very intelligent person. But, she couldn't contain her passion for ripping off the flesh of animals and doing such crazy shit with that that everyon
Cotton Candy [AU] [Bertholdt x Reader]There were people everywhere. The hive of activity in the carnival lifted the spirits of people of all ages; family, friends and lovers alike. Smiles and laughter could be seen and heard all around them as they tried to squeeze their way through the exuberant crowd, their hands laced firmly together so as to ensure they wouldn’t lose each other in midst the spirited crowd.Cotton Candy [AU] [Bertholdt x Reader]3 months ago in Romance More Like This
The sheer amount of people would normally have deterred him from going to carnivals, but as Bertholdt looked at her eager expression, he was reminded of how he would go through anything just to make [Name] happy.
“Where should we go now?” Her [e/c] eyes twinkled as they walked casually further into the heart of the fair, a bounce in her step as she tried to contain her excitement. “Should we take the rides, play games or eat first? I really want to have some snow cones. Oh! And cotton candies too!”
“We have all day to spend here. Maybe we could go take some rides first?”
Count on me|Punk!Levi x Bullied!Reader-Part 1Count on me|Punk!Levi x Bullied!Reader-Part 16 months ago in Romance More Like This
When the lunch bell rang, your palms began to sweat and anxiety began rushing in. The library was closed for the next few days, and that's the place you would rely on not having to be on the hell hole known as the cafeteria.
While you were thinikng, a group of girls walked up to you, and smiled.
"Hey [your name], we were wondering If you wanna sit with us at lunch today! So what do you think?" You couldn't believe a group of girls were asking you to sit with them. You smiled and began to feel a lot better.
"Y-yes! I'm really glad I can sit with you gu-" The girl that asked you to sit with her began to laugh, and rolled her eyes.
"Come on, we'd NEVER invite a loser like you to sit with us! You should've known that," she then left you sitting in your desk, and you tried really hard to not break down in tears.
Sighing, you began to sadly walk outside the classroom, thinking of a way to avoid lunch, and people like that girl. You didn't have anybody to sit with during lunch, so
The Amazing World of Gumball: The Movie pt 1The Amazing World of Gumball: The Movie pt 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a breezy warm day in Elmore as the sun rises with its friendly smile. As the sun's rays blanket the ever sleepy neighborhoods of the quiet town, we finally reach the house of a unique family: the Wattersons.
Sunlight entering the room, Gumball Watterson,age twelve, mumbles and steadily rises from his lazy slumber. He yawns a purring echo and cracks his paws with tiny pops from his fingers. He turns to his right bedside and knocks on the nearby fishbowl. "Darwin, wake up, dude!" says Gumball. Immediately two eyes emerge, full of energy, as Darwin pops up the fishbowl and makes a great yawn. "Hey Gumball, ready for school?" asks Darwin. "Nah, dude. I'm too tired from yesterday." replies Gumball. Immediately a small child opens their bedroom door and tells them,"Come on guys, we gotta get up." "Ah, come on, Anais. It's Monday, the armpit of the week," answers Gumball. "In that case, more Daisy Flakes for me!" said Anais. In a fraction of a second, Gumball pounces at Anais and shake
Marry Me? (Bertl x Reader AU!)Marry Me? (Bertl x Reader AU!)8 months ago in Romance More Like This
"I need help."
Reiner raised an eyebrow at his best friend who sat on the floor in front of him as he was sitting on his bed, lifting some weight.
The blonde man raised a second eyebrow and smirked at his friend.
"Well, well. I thought that you would be the love expert after spending 5 years with the same girl."
Bertloldt sighed in response and closed his eyes.
"Reiner this is serious. I'm freaking out, ok?"
Braun stopped his actions and wipped the sweat off his forehead.
"I'm listening, man."
Bertl sighed and opened his eyes to look at the wall.
"I said, I wanna ask her in marriage."
Reiner's eyes widened.
"You mean (y/n)?"
"Yes, who else? Aww man. It took me all my courage to only tell you. How am I supposed to ask her?" Bertloldt layed on the floor with his legs still crossed and face hidden in his hands.
Reiner's usual smirk appeared on his face and he started lifting his weight again.
"I know what we can do, buddy."
Reiner x reader [Phobia series]: Claustrophobia Claustrophobia: The fear of small spaces.Reiner x reader [Phobia series]: Claustrophobia 5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
''Did you have to pick a room, on the top floor?''
''Oh come on babe, you know I like to overlook everyone'' Reiner spoke with a chuckle. ''You do that normally, Kyojin''
You and Reiner continued your little dispute, it was petty really - Reiner was getting ready to go into his first year of University as all the other couple were arguing over the fact that they were going to be separated for weeks at a time but no, you were more upset over the fact that his apartment was on the highest floor of the building.
''What is wrong with having it on the top floor?''
''Nothing, it's just...''
It was at that moment that it all made sense for Reiner, he facepalmed he had totally forgot. ''Ah shit, I'm sorry (first) I forgot''
''N-no! It's fine''
The reason why the elevator was the problem? Well, you were claustrophobic and being confined in a small metal box contraption was exactly your cup of tea. You
Del odio al amor solo hay un paso cap 1Del odio al amor solo hay un paso cap 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
El cambiar de vida no siempre es malo, al igual que ser transferido, e me aquí en una nueva ciudad, todo por un corazón roto, mi nombre es fionna ward y esta es mi historia:
De pequeña siempre me habia gustado salvar a la gente aun que no pudiera hacerlo por ser pequeña mi sueño era y sigue siendo salvar a la gente, mis padre, bueno a ellos en realidad nunca los conocí, Donna y Max, mis padres adoptivos dicen que ellos me abandonaron de muy pequeña, ahora tengo 16 años, pero aun que no tenga una vida muy larga eso a parecido para mi, pareciera que nací para sufrir, lo único que deseo es ser feliz y dejar este dolor de lado, primero fue lo de mis padres, luego a los 6 años cuando algo ataco la ciudad donde vivíamos y por culpa de eso tuvimos que mudarnos, cuando cumplí los 7 años y tuve la edad suficiente para ir a la escuela, recuerdo que no era muy bien aceptada que digamos, no teni
The Christmas Party (Levi X Reader) CRACKFIC!AUThe Christmas Party (Levi X Reader) CRACKFIC!AU2 months ago in Romance More Like This
~A/N: Merry Christmas, dorks! I love you guys! ~
Ah, Christmas. Such a wonderful time of the year, filled with joy and love and happiness and laughter, who would ever be rude and grumpy on Christmas? Oh yes, there was one short lad who wasn't very fond of the holidays, a man who went by the name of Levi. Now, everyone wondered how someone could be so grouchy at a beautiful time like this. Perhaps because his birthday fell around the same time, or because the children would mistake him for an elf due to his height, or maybe because the lights would shine a little too brightly in his eyes.
You, on the other hand, loved Christmas, and couldn't understand why he hated the season. For quite some time you had attempted to pull him out of his grumpy state, but to no avail. There was simply no way he would accept the holiday cheer and spirit into his heart.
"Oh come on, Levi, it won't be so bad!" you pleaded, tugging at his wrist to pull him from the plush couch.
With a scoff, h
Eren x Poor!Reader [Generosity]Eren x Poor!Reader [Generosity]1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fact: Poor people are more generous than the rich.
It was a chilly January morning, and Eren was off to the bus stop to catch a ride to his college. It wasn't very far, but Eren was not about to walk the distance in this cold weather. He'd woken up late today, and had only a few minutes to get ready for the day that morning. He'd been in such a rush all he had was a t-shirt and jeans. He'd forgotten his scarf and jacket, and he was freezing.
"Stupid weather..." He mumbled, carrying his bag on one shoulder with both his hands stuffed deep into his pockets. His shoulders were hunched up and he tried to keep his body heat in, but it wasn't working.
He watched as wealthy citizens passed, donning large fur coats and expensive scarves and hats. He snorted, rolling his eyes. He had an average income, and it wasn't like he hated all rich people, he just didn't like the way they flaunted their money. Especially since there were homeless people on
Levi x Reader |Concentrate| Zombie!AULevi x Reader |Concentrate| Zombie!AU3 months ago in Drama More Like This
"I can promise you that this is a bad idea." Levi began, his thin lips curving downwards as his eyes scan the surroundings. You would've rolled your eyes if you weren't keen on spotting walking corpses, or in this case, corpses that were lying on the ground but could shoot up.
"Thank you so very much for your optimism." You grumbled back to him. Your hand constricted around the handle of your machete, and you occasionally would peer down to see if there was a reflection in it. The only person you could see through the dull lackluster reflecting in the blade was Levi, and although his face was drained of normal feelings, he was very much alive and normal. Although you and Levi both tried to be as quiet as possible to not draw attention, the occasional crunch would happen.
When that happen, you followed a simple routine. Pause, look around, and listen. Repeat until you felt safe.
"How long do you think we've been traveling?" You quietly asked Levi, a bit of weariness being expressed in y
Depths of the Heart: Page 2“My baby’s growing up!” Cake said in a happy and proud tone.Depths of the Heart: Page 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
Fionna was still in disbelief, Marshall Lee had never shown interest in her before. Why now? Then Fionna started to think that maybe Cake was wrong. “Cake, how are you so sure that Marshall wants to take me out?” she asked. “ I can sense these things baby, plus he said dress nice, that’s the ultimate sign and giveaway. Now go take a shower, and I’m gonna go make you an outfit!” Cake said. Then Cake pushed Fionna into the bathroom, ending their conversation.
Marshall was in his house levitating over his bed, thinking to himself, “Should I have invited her over?” he asked to himself. “Of course. I want her to know that I care and value her very much.”
“And you love her.” A voice said. Marshall turned, it was his old friend Prince Gumball.
“What are you doing here, Bubba?”
“Please don’t call me that.”
Diamante: A FFXI Tribute PoemDiamante: A FFXI Tribute Poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The horizon comes over the hills and breaks onto my eyes.
The rising sun on my armor shines.
Through my blonde bangs my blue eyes gaze.
Over the world of Vana'diel; the world in which I spent many days.
I saved the world more than once,
The stakes were high and rewards just.
To many lands I always roamed,
Bastok never was my only home.
I braved the dunes and I survived,
I unearthed the Zilart and touched the skies.
I severed the chains of a god most foul,
I explored worlds covered in shrouds.
I defeated NMs big and small,
I proved my patience and camped them all.
Many allies helped guide my way,
While many still would fade away.
I was a mercenary for an empire in need,
I stood tall with the sentinels during siege.
I explored across land and sea,
And answered each and every plea.
I stood on mountains gazing far,
I wished and hoped on every star.
Delkfutt's tower I did climb,
Gustav tunnel I did mine.
Many enemies laid in my way,
My weapons took me through the fray.