Zelda Prank Phone CallZelda Prank Phone Call3 years ago in Humor More Like This
*Link uses his mobile gossip stone to call Impa*
Link: *speaking in ghost face voice* What's your favorite scary story?
Impa: The one about babysitter who gets called by a killer upstairs.
Link: You mean upstairs where you left Princess Zelda?
*Impa is terrified. Drops her Mobile gossip stone, and races upstairs*
Impa: WHAT?! LINK! That was you?!
Link: *devious grin on his face* Problem, Impa?
Donated by GordoZONE
*Ganon's mobile gossip stone rings*
Link: Hello, is this the Hyrule King?
Link: Oops sorry wrong number
Ganon: Son of a- *pliiiiiiiii...
Donated by bad-asp
*Talo uses his mobile gossip stone to call Telma*
Telma: Hello, honey, who is this?
Talo: Hello, is Mrs. Mann there... first name Anita?
Telma: Let me check... (to the customers) Hey, Anita Mann! Anita Mann here!
(the customers stare at Telma nonplussed)
Telma(on the mobile gossip stone): Wait a minute... who is this?
(Talo hangs up)
Donated by EeveelutionLova
*zelda's stome rings*
Ganondorf is so evil...From Hyrule-man's latest joke poll. XDGanondorf is so evil...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ganondorf is so evil,
-he stole candy from Hylian babies.
-he makes the devil looks like an aprendice next to him.
-He makes Atilla the Hun look like Bambi.
-he has Osama Bin Laden on his Facebook.
-he owns Wall Street
-he wears clashing colors.
-he hangs out with Mr. Burns.
-Satan is afraid to cross paths with him.
-Hitler is his best friend.
-he made all of Hyrule wear Spongebob clothes.
-hap-piness and rainbows follow him everywhere.
-when satan sees him he does the sign of the cross.
-he steals from orphans.
-his mother was a ritual sacrifice. Of a boar.
-he stuffs his pillows with entire geese.
-even Naruto can't believe it.
-he puts small dogs in paper grocery sacks and light them on fire on Hylians doorsteps, then rings the doorbell.
-he laughed at ObamaCare and said, "I can do MUCH worse."
-he plays ding dong ditch on Stalin.
-he made all of Hyrule watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
-he un-screwed all the salt shakers in the Hyrule Tavern.
ZHC- Impa pollTaken from a poll from the Mah-Boi-Club.ZHC- Impa poll5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Impa is so old_____
Chibitracy: They send her to Koridie.
MsZeldaLink: that Methuselah looks like a spring chicken compared to her.
Thatswhatshesaid707: She became Jesus' great grandmother removed to the power of the Triforce of Wisdom.
ShieknMidnafan: Her boobs are finally sagging.
Zeta-neuborn: She knew the first incarnation of Link's mom.... IN BED!
Hauntzor: She's God's grandmother.
MahMahLuigi: THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATES IS IN ROMAN NUMERALS.
secretshiek: that her baby pictures were cave paintings.
Lu-WeeGee: That she witnessed the Big Bang before it even happened.
Karlika: even Yoda goes "DAYUM."
Icyshadowlord: she WILL DIE!
cloud-san08: that even Chuck Norris thinks she's old.
Funardan: but Ganon still thinks her face is the greatest in all of Koridai!
chisaku: that Morshu has an easy time of swindling rupees out of her.
Hyrule-man: her social security numnber is 1.
LargeStupidity: she could be my maths teacher.
Peskyplumber: not even yo
U might B a Zelda fan if...U might B a Zelda fan if...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You Might Be A Zelda Fan If?
(by Hyrule-man Foxworthy)
- When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was a blonde, blue eyed Hylian boy staring back at you.
- You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to fin the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
- Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
- You forget all about food, sleep, and school and begin to focus on sharpening your fishing, training your horse, and shooting your fairy bow.
- You learn that the curency in Djibouti (in Africa) is Rupees while your in the library and start to freak out.(also currency of India)
- Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller.
- You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.
- Your to do list has down "Find Epona, Save Princess Zelda, Don't forget dinner!"
- You dive in the ocean when you see a whale and try to go in it's mouth to save Princess Ruto.
The Surfer and the Merman CH 31The Surfer and the Merman CH 312 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Skye had his eyes locked on Hart, who was navigating the ship to an unknown location. He appeared to be lost in thought, and acted like his captives weren't even there with him. The blonde was tied to a chair with a large distance separating him and the mermen. He was unable to get closer to them and attempt a rescue because the chair was connected to the ship.
"What am I going to do?" the young man thought. His eyes came back to Cyan and the other merman. The poor merboy's eyes were red and puffy from crying. Cyan's worried eyes caught his own.
"It'll be okay," Skye told him, but he had no plans of escape. He looked back up at Hart, who had not changed.
"Where are you taking us?" Skye demanded to know. He couldn't stand the silence for any longer.
"It doesn't matter if I told you. You've probably never heard of it, anyways," Hart answered without looking down at the blonde boy.
"Why?" Skye yelled as he quickly lost his patience.
"I don't know how to reverse this curse.. but I know of
GothicGothic10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cliche as a term
very miss represented
so I wear black alot
its my favorite shade/color
I may have chains, nets, and collars
but who cares no biggie
thats not real gothic
the essence of gothic
is truelly in the soul
the darkest corners of your mind
where all things morbid and dark rest
that is the place where I lay
that is the true essence of gothic
Its not the black clothes
or make-up and acessories
but the dark threads
weaved in your very mind
the total corruption of yourself
the term gothic has adapted
to the new cliches so much over the years
its true meanings has become lost
and listening to everyone
toss around these cliche titles/terms
is so egotistical and conceited
its no longer funny
Trap Of Love - LyricsTrap Of Love - Lyrics5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Trap Of Love - Lyrics"
Your unfeeling heart imprisons me
Careless eyes, too blind to see
Empty words, an iron cage
Broken heart, bleeding rage
Can't wait for you and me
It's time I break free
Trap of love
Snared by desire
Trap of love
Burned by your fire
Trap of love
Snared by desire
Trap of love
Beware the trap of love
Let me be, it's time we part
Set me free, un-cage my heart
Can't wait for you and me
It's time for you to see
Trap of love
Snared by desire
Trap of love
Burned by your fire
Trap of love
Snared by desire
Trap of love
Beware the trap of love
A Fiolee Tale Chapter 5- Together" ionn Fion Fionna "A Fiolee Tale Chapter 5- Together3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"It's ok I'm right here."
As she opened her eyes, she slowly saw Marshal's face against the dark sky come into focus. "Hey there." He said. He brought his hand up to her face and wiped away tears from her eyes and cheeks. "You must have seen everything you needed, huh?"
Fionna remained silent as a fish.
" Are you alright?" he asked, scared she got hurt in anyway.
"I'm sorry." She barely said.
"I'm sorry!!" she cried. Tears began to rush down her face again. "I always told you being a vampire was soooo cool, but I never even considered about how you felt! You were torturing yourself with Luke and you were probably finally letting go but I always kept reminding you!" Fionna shouted as the buried her face into her hands.
"No, no it's not like that Fionna. It isn't your fault at all that I got upset. I always knew it was because of me. I was reckless."
"No, stop saying that. Would you want your father to blame himsel
My HeroMarshall strummed his axe bass feeling as bored as can be. It was late at night and no one was awake except him, after all, he never needed to sleep. Sleeping was just something he did when he had nothing else to do, and though he was bored to tears right now, he couldn't bring himself to rest. He didn't have a good reason to stay up, but he had a feeling, and he was the type of guy who followed his instincts.My Hero2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hovering in the middle of his living room rather than sitting on his couch, he played song after song with an absent mind, his thoughts weren't on notes, but were rather on the rest of Aaa. He wondered what his fellow vampires, ghosts, ghouls, and other creatures of the night were up to. He hadn't seen Ghost Prince in a long time, but supposed he had finally moved on. It was good for him, maybe he and Claire had finally gotten back together.
He sighed and set down his guitar. He thought about eating some red, but he wasn't hungry, and eating out of boredom seemed far too clich
This can't be happening! - A fiolee Fanfic part 1?This can't be happening! - A fiolee fanfiction part 1?This can't be happening! - A fiolee Fanfic part 1?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was plucking the strings of my bass mindlessly when I got a call from Fionna. She wanted to hang out with me that night. I accepted and went over to her place as soon as the sun had set. She obviously wasn’t expecting me that early, because when I flew up to her window (the way I usually came in) she was still in her room, changing. She had been adventuring, I could tell by her slimy clothes. I made myself invisible. I didn’t want to be seen looking through her window while she was changing. While glancing through the window, I noticed the beautiful shape of her body and the way her golden hair, released from her bunny hat, flowed down her back. How hadn’t I noticed this? I mean, she was my age now... And very pretty…What am I saying? She’s my best friend! Best friends don’t think of each other in that way.
Not wanting to be discovered, I flew down to the front door and
Sparks FlyShhhhhhhSparks Fly2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The steady sound of the rain falling and hitting the ground, consecutively and altogether was heard throughout the Land of Aaa. It was another day wasted for everyone. Even the busiest of people. And it was all because of the Ice Queen. She had turned portions of cloud into ice, and with the sun giving heat the day before, the ice melted and the clouds absorbed the melted ice, causing cold rain.
A sixteen year old blonde Adventuress sighed as she took a look outside from the window next to her bed. She sat down on her bed and pushed the hair, which covered her view slightly, aside.
"Cheer up, Baby Cakes. The rain's gonna clear up sooner or later. For the meantime, find yourself something to do." Cake, the girl's sister, stated
"You can say that because Lord Monochromicorn's here." The girl grumbled
Cake laughed a bit as she walked out of the bedroom.
"You should've called PG over." She chuckled and made her way to the her waiting boyfriend
Fionna lied down on her bed
Good Little Girl (Intro)"Fionna!" I heard my name being called out, but couldn't respond. My eyes were burning, along with my cheeks. My right hand reached to tap my stinging cheek, collecting the moisture up from my tears. In my left hand was something I didn't know how to respond to. "Fionna!" I heard again, now I can tell it was a guy's voice. I just couldn't answer. My stomach was doing flips and just wouldn't settle down. My throat was clenched, as my effort to fight the tears back.Good Little Girl (Intro)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
knock. knock. knock.
"Fi? You in there?" My blood shot eyes darted to the door, thankfully that was locked. Oh glob, oh glob, oh glob. No, not right now. I know the voice that was searching for mine. It was Marshall's. Marshall Lee the vampire king, also known as Fionna the human's boyfriend. Fionna being me, of course. Yes, he's a vampire. No, he does not drink my blood. He enjoys the taste of red, no literally, he can drain the color red out of anything.
He had been my best friend for many years now, and we recently
More Than Machinery (TonyxReader) Part 1More Than Machinery (TonyxReader) Part 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
___ felt uneasy from start.
It was just her, in her uniform and light green helmet covering her hair, and Mr. Stark in his expensive suit, driving across the desert soil.
There were two hefty cars, one behind her and another in front, but somehow she thought there should have been more security.
The vehicle had no air conditioning, so she had the window down to keep them both somewhat cool.
The warm desert air blowing through the car wasn't nearly as refreshing as fully functional AC, but she didn't care much. She was used to being uncomfortable.
It was silent for a few minutes, just the sound of the tires on the dirt, and the occasional clinking of the ice in Mr. Stark's glass.
He took a sip of his drink then looked at ___, his driver. "I feel like you're driving me to a court marital."
She stayed silent, focused on the road ahead.
"This is crazy, what did I do?"
She took a deep breath but again said nothing. She prefered to remain focused and business like while she was on duty.
Ichigo x OrihimeLate at night, the stars shine bright, even in the city. The moon shined brightly, like a pendant around the neck of the sky, the bright blue moonlight shining on the city below.Ichigo x Orihime2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ichigo Kurosaki stood outside his house, leaning against the wall near his front door, looking up at the moon. "Damn…this is the quietest night I've been through in quite a long time." Between hunting down hollows and saving the human realm from anything that attacks it, most of which happened at night, Ichigo could not remember the last time he could remember a quiet night. In fact, the only action around his house was when the police had to chase down someone who broke into a house down the street. And as Ichigo ran a hand through his orange hair, he really hoped it'd remain that way for a long, long, time.
And that's when his phone rang.
"Great, now what could it be?" Ichigo pulled out the phone. A blue and pink cell phone no less, and each time he saw it he had to roll his eyes. The phone that his dad had
Adventure Time with Madeline and Fritz 1"WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!" A young turned and flipped in the air above the tree house, laughing happily as she did so. her braided black hair following behind her, and her cat hat almost falling off her head from her wild movements and she dipped around the clothes line that her younger twin brother was using, to hang the laundry.Adventure Time with Madeline and Fritz 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Aaaaah, Madeline! you're making it hard to hang the laundry!" a young blonde boy said, frowning at his overly excited sister. She stopped, and grinned happily at him, before she circled around his head. He sighed, wishing he had the power of flight as well, but he shrugged it off, as he clipped some sheets to the clothes line. The giggles his sister let out, brought a smile to his face, and he pulled back the sheets to look at her, as she shook one of his sweaters out, before helping him hang the clothes on a line higher up. "Seriously... Just cause mom and dad are gone, doesn't mean we can fool around all time."
"Fritz, that's the best part about them being g
Drabble 1: We're Connected (TonyxReader + Harley)Drabble 1: We're Connected (TonyxReader + Harley)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Tony sighs wearily as he retreats from the living room, running an exhausted hand through his hair. You glance at him over your shoulder before turning your attention back to preparing lunch.
“Any luck?” you inquire as you place the cheese atop the bread already toasting in the pan.
You weren’t exactly sure what would please him the most, but you were fairly certain grilled cheese would be a safe bet. Tony sighs yet again as he moves to lean on the counter beside you, swiping up a piece of cheese. You give a halfhearted frown, opting not to say anything with him in such a haggard shape.
“Not a word. I can’t get the kid to say a single word.”
You smirk as you take the bread from the pan, giving Tony a slight smirk.
“I thought you said he liked you. Or were you using that term loosely?”
You’d been hoping to lighten the mood, but Tony is genuinely upset by Harley’s lack of desire to make conversation. It’d had been a couple
The Other Side Chapter 7The Other Side Chapter 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
I stood in front of a mirror while a little flame person measured me. He untied my hands and motioned me to spread my arms out,I sighed and did. When he was finished he walked out and locked the door again. I am so bored! I looked at the window and waited for someone to break the glass and save me. Iv'e tried to break the glass with my lamp a couple hours ago but it has some kind of spell on it and my lamp broke. I sighed and laid on my bed,I stared at the ceiling for about twenty minutes until I heard someone knock on the door. I heard the door unlock and a small flame person come in "Madam,the flame prince request your presence at dinner tonight and ask for you to look formal,i'll come to retrieve you in an hour" he said closing the door and locking it once more. I sighed,got up and walked over to my closet,all that was in here was formal dresses,so it wasn't like I had a choice to look formal or not. I looked around and put on a short dress the was orange at the bottom and red at th
Insomnia One-shot.Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.Insomnia One-shot.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The clock tolled as Allen Walker lay in his bed, awake.
His blue-gray eyes looked up at the ceiling, loneliness showed in them.
For once, Link wasn't with him. It was probably because a huge mess was occurring with central. After all, they were still deciding if he was a 'dangerous heretic.'
Why? Has he sinned in a past life? He didn't know, and for some odd twist, he didn't care.
Maybe it was his fate that was doing this to him.
He continued to look up at the ceiling as the single clock in his room kept on ticking.
'Allen Walker'. He wasn't even sure who that was anymore.
Was he the gentleman that everyone thought he was, or as he the orphan that lived on the street, thieving so he could live for another day.
He didn't know. Well, at least not anymore.
The voice in his head was correct. He was just a puppet for other people's satisfaction. A puppet that was beginning to lose the truth of the situation.
An empty sigh escaped newly parted lips.
It's wasn't like '
The Other Side Chapter 3The Other Side Chapter 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
Am I dreaming? Is this really happening? Is Marshall really at my house standing in front of me? I reached my hand out and he gladly took it,yep this isn't a dream. We walked down the street until he finally let go of my hand. "So you like the new school?" he asked me staring at the ground "Yea it's ok,i'm still getting used to it" I replied,staring at him "That's cool I guess,but it's kinda sad how we're talking and I don't even know your name" "My names Fiona" I said blushing and smiling "I'm Marshall Lee,but you can call me what you want" he said and when he lifted his head up I noticed he was blushing a bit,I couldn't help but giggle a bit and saw his face get darker "What's so funny?!" he said staring at me his face almost red,I couldn't help but blush myself "Oh nothing marshy" I said giggling a bit "D-don't call me that!" he said with his face getting even redder "What's wrong MARSHY!?" I yelled,his face was all red now "D-don't call me that!It's not funny!" he yelled,I giggled
Lost Cause - Sherlock x Reader - EpilogueShe spent days in his room, John sometimes came in to check up on her or to sit with her in a bittersweet silence.Lost Cause - Sherlock x Reader - Epilogue1 year ago in Romance More Like This
John would somtimes spot her wearing his silk dressing gown and huddled up on his chair staring aimlessly into space.
When the funeral came around she didn't make a peep, she couldn't form words to say for her speech but she accepted people's apologizes bittersweetly. John was the same only his speech was short, he didn't want to say a lot.
But after the funeral she broke down once she came home. Her sobbing started quiet when she stood by the window, oblivious to John noticing.
Soon John was holding onto her crying against his chest as silent tears slid down his own cheeks.
She obliged to visiting his grave with John and Mrs Hudson, dressing smartly.
She walked slowly behind them and stood away from John, allowing him to have some alone time as he spoke a few words to the grave. She approached him, placing her hand on his arm. She rubbed it and lay her head against his sh
New Love chapter 7New Love chapter 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was about five in the afternoon and I was getting ready for Flame prince's wedding. I was wearing a short blue dress along with some black leggings and black boots. I braided my hair and used long ribbon to braid it along with it. I began to put on my makeup when I heard someone come in. I grabbed my retractable sword and hid behind my door. My door opened slowly and I jumped on the intruders back. I then noticed it was marshall who had a smirk on his face. "oh getting alittle full of ourselves are we?" marshall said with a raised brow. I blushed a dark red and got off his back. Marshall was wearing a white dress shirt and some black skinny jeans and dress shoes. "ready to go?" marshall asked me. I nodded in reply and he picked me up bridal style. We flew out one of the window's I always left open in my room. Almost and hour later we arrived at the Fire Kingdom and met with a flambo who cast a fire shield spell on us. We turned blue and walked into the
What am I to you?“What am I to you?” Fionna shouted staring him down fiercely with her tear filled eyes. She was tired of the endless monotony, the I’m too old for you, the whole idea of their situation. “I go to war for you every single day, and what do you do? Nothing! You sit there on your high horse looking down at me. No, more. I’m young, but I know something important that you just don’t seem to understand. I have self-worth! So that’s it, I’m done groveling, looking up to you like some kind of god. You’re just a man Gumball, nothing more. Nothing less.” She walked away from him, cake in tow, and left the candy kingdom. She didn’t even look back. She didn’t want to see the look on his face, she didn’t want to see him at all. Her heart was broken, for the first time in her life she was crushed, beaten, broken and worst of all, she didn’t see herself just bouncing back this time.What am I to you?2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was some nerve Gumball had, telli
I Can Save You~ Chapter OneOneI Can Save You~ Chapter One2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Come back here!” The yellow haired adventuress screams. “I’m not done with you yet!” She stops in her tracks. Mud covers her perfect white thigh-high socks. Her blue tank top was ripped everywhere possible. The girl took off her black boots, so she could run faster. She stood in front of a dark forest. She was unsure about entering the strange land. Her skirt had a tear that reveals her upper thigh and the edge of her pink undergarments. The short, but strong heroine pulls her skirt down farther and bolts into the woods. “Hey, Ugly? Where are you?” She yells with courage in her eyes. She hears a deep growl. The blonde girl stands straight, as if she was trying to appear strong and brave. Her blue eyes burn with anger. A black one-eyed monster breaks through a wall of branches. “Well, there you are, fatty,” the blue eyed girl smirks. She runs towards the beast. Its arm raises and hits her, causing her to cough blood. The girl is
Of Good and Evil (Fiolee) - Ch.4“Isn’t this great?” Cake grumbled, as Fionna brought her another stinky gumdrop child. She grabbed the baby powder to change yet another poopy diaper.Of Good and Evil (Fiolee) - Ch.42 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Oh, come on, I like it here!” Fionna said, as she coddled a little lollipop girl. The toddler giggled and squealed as Fionna tickled her.
“Oh please! That’s only because they all adore you! I’m just the one that changes the stinky diapers!”
“True,” Fionna admitted. She laughed as a group of baby cookies sang a song, dancing in a circle around her. “But I’m sure they’d like you too if you took a break from cleaning all the poo-poo.”
“Alright, alright! It’s not my fault I don’t want it to stink like warm cheese up in here,” Cake muttered as she washed her hands in the sink.
Just then, the sky outside turned dark as the clouds moved in. There was a rumbling outside and it began to rain. Some of the little ones started to worry,