Lembas Bread RecipesElven Lembas Bread RecipeLembas Bread Recipes6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
(aka- Amys Elf Bread)
2 ½ Cup Plain Flour
1 tbsp Baking Powder
¼ tsp salt
3 tbsp Cold Butter (1 stick)
1/3 Cup Sugar
½ tsp Cinnamon
2/3 Cup milk
½ tsp vanilla
Honey (for dipping) (optional)
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Mix Flour, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. If using self rising flour omit this step. Add butter and mix with a fork until it forms into a dough. If it gets too hard to stir, add a little more milk.
Roll into balls and place onto cookie sheet. Flatten them with a fork or bottom of glass until they are about ½ inch thick and 3 inches across. Makes 12-14 lembas. Bake for 12 minutes or until the insides arent doughy.
Wrapped in mallorn leaves they will stay fresh indefinitely.
Wrapped in plastic wrap they are good for about a week.
Elven Lembas Bread Recipe
Elf Bread- Alexenas style
(I messed up and added something(s), but my failure ended up being a very good new take
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This is Part 2 of a 2 part chapter.
If you have yet to have read part 1, please click the following link and you will be taken to it:
[RWBY|Grimm Tales|2: A Tale of Trust (Part 1)]
However, if you have already read part 1, then please enjoy.
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A best friend will have been your accomplice.
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A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.
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A best friend will follow you.
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You know you are a Redwall fanatic when...
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He's full of darkness;
I would know
All the voices in my head
Longing to be truly heard
Or is it just me?
I'm not a stereotype--
I didn't choose this
He couldn't handle
The darkness within.
I'm not the clone;
And he will be all mine.
It's a mask,
And everyone wears it
I have no happiness,
For I am the darkness,
Pure midnight evil.
If I am the clone,
The darkness within,
Then I am completely alone.
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Thoughts about her
And when I do,
I start to worry.
I'm in my cage and she's out there,
when I was with her,
I always doubted the fact that I loved her.
But now that I've been put in my cage I realize,
I realize how much I love her.
I love her.
The thought of such a thing is stupid,
But to me, it seems so right.
I keep remembering everything she showed me,
I even began to trust people more.
Her voice still echoes in my head,
Her last words to me .
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go back to that day and tell her how I really feel.
Because all these pent up emotions are painful for me to keep inside my head.
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A little boy and his mother were sitting on a bench in a park on the day an object fell from the sky.
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This is not happening.
I am not taking a deep breath. I am not walking down the sickly white corridors with their bleach scent. I am not buying this cup of coffee from a cafeteria lady who is working at an hour that is reserved only for intensive care patients. This is not the way back to what is not John’s room.
That is not his heart rate dropping, and I am not running out of the room, screaming for help. We are not being pushed out, that door does not have a red light that claims intensive care, it has not been all night.
That is not John’s doctor explaining how they were not able to pump his stomach completely and it is not John who flat lined. That is not an empty hospital bed. That is not his moth
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we’re not meant to make someone feel alive again.
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because you want to save him.
save yourself first.
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kiss him because he’s in your life, not because
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hold him, but don’t hold onto him because you believe
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nightmares. my neighbor’s insomnia.
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how he swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills to fix it.
my neighbor’s funeral.
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(This based all knowledge I have of Overlord Series and, the ideas and the theories that Overlord Fans have about the Overlord Series. Everything belongs to their respective owners and so please do not sue me.)
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Levi x Reader
All Tangled Up
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The girl in the mirror
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I’m talking to you
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The right height
The one who isn’t somebody’s “prize”
I know it may seem
That your ‘Midas’s touch’ is broken
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Even if it doesn’t seem true,
You are perfectly wonderful
At simply being YOU
Hey you, yes you
The one with the cuts across her arms
Playing a game called life
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Hey you, yes you
The girl who never eats
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The ones who are scared of the dark
The ones who are scared to be touched
The ones who are scared to speak up
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Until the heavens open.
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Hitting your mast,
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In the dark deep waters
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It will swallow you whole.
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