SOME WONDERFUL GLORIOUS DAVEKATKarkat was sitting at the kitchen table, drawing Dave on a small napkin, thinking it was paper, and cursing when it ripped. Dave, on the other hand, was sitting in front of the T.V, getting some ideas from T.V shows for his comic, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.SOME WONDERFUL GLORIOUS DAVEKAT2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Hey Karkat, come over here for a second.” Dave said, as Karkat stood up, shoving the pencil through the napkin and getting it stuck through the wood of the table, and walked over to Dave.
“What is it, fuckface?” He asked irritantly, sitting down next to him and stroking Dave’s God Tier cape.
“First off, off the cape.” Dave began, trying to shoo Karkat’s hand away from his cape, but he wouldn’t budge.
“Hey, I just wanna see what it feels like! Gog…” Karkat retorted, stroking up and down the cape, trying to keep himself from purring. That’s how comforted he was just by knowing that Dave was there to protect him, and because Dave’s cape was abnormally
davekat drabbleThe touch is like the faintest brush of a flutterbeast's wings; it is insubstantial yet meaningful and sweet. You lean into it, eyes hanging partially closed as you nuzzle into his palm. He brings up his other hand and caresses your cheek back to your ear, his lips turning up a bit as it twitches at the contact.davekat drabble2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You open your eyes and look up at him, daring to smile, though it is small. Nearly hidden. This isn't allowed- it's tabboo, unheard of- well, perhaps not, but for your caste it certainly is. You slide your fingers up his jaw, slipping them beneath the legs of his sunglasses and slowly lifting them onto the top of his head.
His eyes are beautiful- so much like your own, though his are natural, rubies and scarlettes, while yours are too vivid, too mutant. He whispers his love as he leans in, slowly pressing his forehead to yours. Your smile grows minutely and you move your arms to wrap around his neck.
There are a few seconds of calm silence as you stand there in each other's arm
TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 9TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 93 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sollux: *drops the folder in surprise* ii-ii diidnt mean- uh
Karkat: *feels his face get hot and tears start welling in his eyes* IT'S- IT'S FINE.
*picks up the folder* I-I'M GOING TO PUT THIS AWAY. *walks quickly back into his room and
wipes his eyes* -STOP IT. YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.-
Sollux: *had followed kk to his room* hey kk. iim 2orry. ii wa2nt thiinkiing
Karkat: *wipes his eyes really quick* IT-IT'S FINE YOU DIDN'T KNOW... AND I DIDN'T KNOW I LEFT IT OUT SO IT'S MY FAULT TOO.
Sollux: ii 2houldnt have been 2noopiing though
Karkat: IT'S FINE OKAY! *realizes he shouted* S-SORRY. JUST. FORGET IT OKAY? I'M WORKING
ON FORGETTING MY FEELINGS SO JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW IT.
Sollux: okay. con2iider iit forgotten. 2o where ii2 thii2 romcom that ii am 2uppo2ed two
Karkat: OH R-RIGHT. *heads over to his romcom collection* LET'S SEE... OH! PRINCESS BRIDE!
I LOVE THAT ONE! BUT THERE'S ALSO NEVER BEEN KISSED.. OR OR OR MISS CONGENIALITY... OR
MAYBE TITANIC... NAH THAT ONE'S KINDA BLEH
I Can't Hear You - Davekat VersionI Can't Hear You ( the DaveKat version)I Can't Hear You - Davekat Version4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dave x John Karkat
He was leaning back into the sofa, almost sinking down in it as he stared at the ceiling. His eyes stared at what was practically nothing, as his mind went nearly a thousand miles per hour. He heard only the music that blasted through the headphones covering his eyes. The entire headset was solid black, with a red circle design in the center of each headphone. The colors matched perfectly with that of his broken record shirt. The boy hardly ever said a word when he was by himself. Dave Strider was fairly quiet when he wasn't looking to bother his friends, and that mostly happened only when typing was involved. In the reality of things, he found himself locked in his own thoughts a lot of the time.
So he had to stop himself from looking too surprised when his rather lively best friend swung the door open like he was going to warn Dave about the apartment having caught on f
EriSolSollux's feet scuffed up against the pavement of the busy city. Today the heat wasn't a big problem, so he wore a dark green coat over his black t-shirt. Today wasn't special. He was walking through the city, passing crowds of people in suits on their way to work.EriSol3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The city was busy today, being a Monday. Sollux fought his way through the bunches of people, trying to find his destination. Luckily it was Summer Break, and he didn't have to sprint to school hoping he wasn't late, again. Sollux had promised his friend from school Karkat Vantas, that he would go to the nearby amusement park with him, to celebrate no school.
Finally his long walk was over, and Sollux saw above him the giant metal contraptions. He would never admit it, but he was scared to death of roller coasters. Sollux ran his hands through his chocolate-like hair, and sighed. Karkat was supposed to meet him at the entrance.
After about five minutes Sollux felt a soft vibrating in his jeans pocket. Karkat was calling. Soll
Taking Scarlet Strides Part 1 (Humanstuck Davekat)WARNING: CHAPTER CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNT OF SWEARING.Taking Scarlet Strides Part 1 (Humanstuck Davekat)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dave Strider was definitely not friendly. It was an obvious fact that just about all of his classmates understood about immediately. Despite having transferred to his school three weeks into junior year, he quickly settled into a standard routine of going through his monotonous day with little more than a few seconds worth of speech. But that all changed when he happened to bump into somebody, quite literally in fact, on his second week there.
An alarm rang, the digitally blinking face reading 5:15. A hand wormed its way out of the nest of blankets it’d been in, smacking blindly at the clock until it fell off of the nightstand.
“Fuck....” mumbled a bleary voice. The teenager sat up in his bed, rubbing at his eyes and leaning down, cracking open one ruby eye to search for the blaring electronic clock. His thin fingers brushed its wire, and he grabbed it quickly, yanking it up by the cord. He mashe
Davekat roleplayKarkat's eyes went as wide as saucers at what he saw. Gamzee, his moirail was kissing Terezi, the one he wanted to be his matesprit. He couldn't believe it. His words were whisked away as he took a shaky breath. They even looked at him for a split second. Their eyes showed no emotion to him. Like it was normal to break a little troll's heart. Tears leaked from Karkat's eyes as he went to the liquor cabinet. When times get rough, you need to get wasted. Karkat was seeing stars, when one of the other inhabitants of the veil found him.Davekat roleplay3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dave pushed the door open to the library, not expecting to see anyone inside. "Rose?" He called out to the figure huddling near the cabinet. He moved closer, shutting the door behind him, realizing who it was. "Karkles? What brings you to this part of the shi-woah dude are you alright?
Karkat was not in good shape and he wasn't expecting to see anyone here. He can't hold his alcohol at all and after 4 beers he couldn't see straight. He stumbled as Dave loo
TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 4TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sollux: *casually plays with her hair*
Karkat: I'M SAYING THAT MAYBE IT'D BETTER TO END OUR RELATIONSHIP NOW... BEFORE IT GETS WORSE... I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT LIKE I DID A YEAR AGO...
Jade: *eyes widen and tears gather* You want to.... break up...?
Karkat: *eyes widen and hugs her to comfort her* I'M SO FUCKING SORRY... I'M AN ASSHAT I
KNOW... *tears gather* BUT TRUST ME IT'LL HURT MORE LATER THAN IT WILL NOW...
Both: *reach their place*
Fef: *changes into lounge wear and puts a chick flick on and somehw convince Sollux to watch it with her*
Karkat: I'M SO SORRY JADE... THE LAST THING I WANT TO FUCKING DO IS HURT YOU... I-
............ I'M A FUCKASS. YOU CAN SAY IT.
Karkat: SAY IT.
Jade: No Karkat I'm not going to say it.
Karkat: SAY IT DAMMIT! OKAY? JUST. DO IT. IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL LESS LIKE AN ASS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. I WANT TO BE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I FUCKING DESERVE TO!
Jade; *pushes away from him* FINE!!! YOU'RE A FUCKASS AND I FUCKING HATE YOU KARKAT
Roses Are Red -EriSol--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]-Roses Are Red -EriSol-4 years ago in Romance More Like This
cA: Hey Sol
cA: Wwhats up?
Sollux's heart skipped a beat as soon as Eridan began trolling him. As much as he hated to admit it, he had a fondness for the highblood.
It was more than a fondness but he had never admitted the truth out loud and the truth was: Sollux Captor was truly madly deeply flushed for Eridan Ampora.
Never once had Eridan asked him to fill a quadrent and the mustard blood didn't know whether to be relieved or upset about this. Considering he has asked just about every other troll to do so he was completly crushed. Eridan considered them close enough to be morials but seeing as Sollux already had one, this wasn't official.
The Gemini knew he had to hide his feelings somehow and the easiest way to do this was to pretend he hated the troll. He had to pretend too often for his liking and it crushed him everytime he did so. Oh how he hated to pretend but did he have a choice? He certainly didn't think so.
TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 2TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
~after classes that kk slept through~
John: Karkat. Karkat wake up.
Karkat: *wakes up* EGBERT WAHT THE FUCK?
Sollux: *already heading down to the cafe*
Karkat: *sudden realization* EGBERT WHAT TIME IS IT?
John: Umm... like. 11:57.
Karkat: SHIT! GOTTA GO EGBERT. *runs to the cafe*
Sollux: *sitting waiting at the cafe for Kk*
Karkat: *stops running as soon as he sees the cafe* -CAN'T LET THAT FUCKASS KNOW I
ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT ALMOST BEING LATE.- *walks in the cafe and sees Sollux*
Sollux: *looks up from the menu and sees Kk* hey kk
Karkat: HEY SOLLUX. *sits down at the table*
Waitress: *drops off a menu* Here you go sweetheart.
Karkat: SWEETHEART? REALLY? JESUS.
Waitress: U-Um... *walks away quickly*
Sollux: well that wa2 a biit rude kk
Karkat: YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT. BESIDES I'M NOT A SWEETHEART.
Sollux: yeah well she diidnt know that. anyway2...
Karkat: WELL SHE KNOWS NOW DOESN'T SHE? ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER?
Sollux: fuck ii dont know kk
Karkat: WHAT'S THIS? SOMETHING CA
TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 3TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sollux: 2hiit...fuck ii me22ed up agaiin....*runs hands through hair and sighs*
Karkat: *pulls his knees up to his chest and sighs* -FUCK. FUCK THIS WHOLE SITUATION. IF I
HADN'T LOOKED UP AT THE WRONG TIME, THINGS WOULD BE JUST FINE. I COULD STILL ACT LIKE
NOTHING WAS WRONG. AND WE COULDV'E STILL BEEN FRIENDS. AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE TURNED OUT
LIKE THIS. AWKWARD AS FUCK. I HATE THIS... I HATE THIS SO MUCH..-
Sollux: -what do ii do now?-
Karkat: -AND I'VE BEEN STAYING UP EVERY NIGHT JUST TO TALK TO HIM AND NOW I'M FAILING MY
CLASSES. GOD DAMMIT WHY DO I EVEN FUCKING BOTHER?-
Feferi: ((her quirk is annoying as hell so I'm not gonna use it )) is everything okay
Sollux: haviing 2ome....problem2 wiiith kk
Karkat: WHAT DO I EVEN SEE IN HIM. *halfheartedly laughs a little* OH YEAH. HIS "SOLLUX
Ferferi: OH. well I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
Sollux: not really. iit2 2omthiing kiinda per2onal
Karkat: *after the movies over, gets on the comupter to look through depressin
Chill [Eridan x Reader]Buttoned from the very first till the last and collar popped to shield your neck from the cold winds, the oversized wool coat went past your fingers and went all the way down to your knees. This time you came well prepared for the chill in these cold months. Three layers and the warmest coat you fished out of your closet, you feel like a furnace toughing out the winter. The wind hardly bothered you at all. In fact, you were quite happy to just stand there and wait for Eridan- your friend.Chill [Eridan x Reader]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Not quite a friend. More like a friend turned into a crush kind of a friend. Burying your face into your hands, you could feel the embarrassing rush of blood in your cheeks at the thought of the troll. Having a crush is beginning to hinder your interactions with him. More so now that you called him out today to express your affections. A chat on pesterchum wouldn’’t do. Text couldn’t possibly relay the message that you’ve always wanted to tell him since you realised how you fel
Merman!Eridan x Reader - OverboardMerman!Eridan x Reader - Overboard2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You sat in your rickety old fishing boat that rocked back in forth in the ocean’s current. While your father was out, you had decided to grab a snack and set out to sea for an hour or two. That was one of the perks of living on the shore; you could play castaway whenever you pleased. A cooler of water (and maybe some beer) sat to your left, and a sack of sandwiches sat to your right.
“Could life get any better?” You mumbled, kicking back to get a good view of the sky. The blue was beautiful at this time of day.
The current splashed a few drips of saltwater into the boat, making you giggle from the cold. The entire scene was so calming. If only your father was there to experience it, too. He was surely missing out on a relaxing afternoon.
Suddenly, a large wave swept at least a gallon of seawater into your fishing boat.
You squealed in surprise and quickly sat up to survey the damage. The wood turned a darker brown and your [f/c] sandals were squelching in the puddle o
DA la--DA la4 years ago in Humor More Like This
What a Night. (Eridan x Reader)“Go to your room, (name).”What a Night. (Eridan x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“And don’t come out till I tell you to.” Your Guardian pushed you into your room in a hurry, shutting the door before you could get to it. Just as you touched the brass door knob, you could hear something heavy being moved. You guessed it was probably a dresser or something similar that your Guardian used to block the door to ensure you wouldn’t get out. You tried the door a few times but it hardly budged. Sinking to the floor in defeat, you felt somewhat worried for your Guardian, judging by the tone of their voice. You’ve never heard them sound this alarmed before. Could it be a murderer? You entertained the thought of a crazed person coming into the house brandishing a weapon and attempting to mortally wound your Guardian. They were pretty skilled in combat with their, as they put it, strife specibus or even without it. You were confident of them, but you couldn’t help but wor
erisol sadstuck trollmegle: swweet death▼: hiierisol sadstuck trollmegle: swweet death3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: hey sol
▲: dont go
▼: hii ED
▲: uh howw are you
▼: ii'm fiine....you?
▲: not fine
▲: i think im dyin
▼: what'd you mean?
▼: liike, actually dyiing? or?
▲: actually dyin
▲: not noww
▲: thats not important
▲: is fef okay
▲: an evveryone else
▲: i knoww gam isnt
▲: hes wwanderin the lab
▲: i think hes finally gone crazy
▼: 2he'2 fiine...we're all fiine....and what?
▼: he'2 gone crazy?
▲: i didnt vvery wwell do this ta myself
▲: he snapped
▲: an attacked me
▲: be careful
▲: you wwhat
▲: spit it out
▲: i dont havve all day
▼: what the?
▼: ok....ii-ii'l be careful...
▼: but, uh, agaiin2t hiim?
▼: oh fuck....
▼: uh...when'd he get tho2e 2car2?
Cold (Eridan x Reader, flush crushes)“Hey, (name), you cold?” You shake your head, secretly pulling your cardigan as you did. You lamented having brought a thin coat to such a cold day. Then again, who would have expected the weather to plunge into colder temperatures while you were out? The violetblood that walked beside you had the foresight to bring with him a thicker coat today. He walked confidently in long strides while you struggled to keep up with his pace. Eridan had paused for now, concerned for your wellbeing. For a moment, you were surprised by this sudden display of concern from the usually self-absorbed troll.Cold (Eridan x Reader, flush crushes)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“No, I- yeah, I’m fine. Geez Eridan, what’s gotten into you?” You playfully clap him on the back before hurriedly walking off. You could feel him staring at you as you walked away- not to mention the fact that your ears felt astonishingly warm at the thought. You halted to look back and he was indeed just staring at you.
“Eridan?” You call, shaking
Scalawags~ - Eridan x Reader"(NAME)!!!!"Scalawags~ - Eridan x Reader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You stopped in your tracks and whirled around to face the self-proclaimed "pirate queen", your captain, Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.
"Lass, ye better get both hands on deck!"
Your hand traveled to the machete at your side. If Captain Mindfang was this fussy, it could only mean one thing.
"Ah, look wwho it is! Oh, dear (Name), wwhy wwont ya just givve up on those scalawwags?!"
You gripped your machete and unsheathed it as you turned. Up on top of the approaching ship's mast was none other then Eridan fucking Ampora, the right-hand-man of your captain's kissmesis, Dualscar.
He was also that one violet blood who had very strong feelings for you. Red or black you couldn't be sure.
Eridan grinned at you from atop the mast, his harpoon gleaming at his side.
"Join us, (Name)!" He called.
"In yer wet dreams!" You screeched back.
Mindfang appeared beside you, sword in hand, ready for the other ship's captain.
"Ye ready, lass?"
Those fish-faces were in for one hell of a
Eridan x Reader - KnittingIt was 24th of December, and the days were getting chillier with each passing one. Two days ago was your birthday, where you turned 17.Eridan x Reader - Knitting3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sat in your bedroom, knitting a scarf for your cousin next door. It was a bright ______ to match their personality. You and your cousin were close, knowing each other since you were born, and from sharing a birthday. You knew that they weren't very fond of knitting, but loved the product. You sighed. Your cousin never had any patience for anything. Their parents weren't as lenient as yours, and when you could date at 15, they had to wait for another three.
You glanced out the window. How had the snow piled up so quickly? Two days ago, not a snowflake fell on your tiny little town. You smiled to yourself. You loved the snow. How could something be so natural and fun at the same time? The sledding, the skiing, the snowball fights... Don't forget building snowmen either! Everything that had to do with snow, you pretty much loved.
Looking around your r
TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 1TECH SUPPORT (KARKAT X SOLLUX) PART 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat: DAMN IT GAMZEE AGAIN WITH BRINGING OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND? WHY DON'T YOU STAY AT HIS PLACE FOR ONCE! JESUS!
Gamzee: BeCaUsE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR VrIsKa sAiD ThAt tAvBrO WaS OuTtA MoThErFuCkInG OvEr nIgHt pAsSeS.
Tav: I-I'm sorry Karkat
Karkat: *looks at Tavros* JESUS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. WHATEVER. *puts on his headset* OKAY SOLLUX I'M BACK.
Sollux: god kk. what the fuck ii2 goiing on over there?
Tavros: wELL- I- ,
Karkat: MY STUPID FUCKING ROOMMATE BROUGHT HIS BOYFRIEND OVER AGAIN.
Gamzee: JuSt iGnOrE HiM TaVbRo
Tav: oKAY gAMZEE,
Sollux: 2omeone ii2 a liittle jealou2
Karkat: SHUT UP YOU ASS. AND DAMMIT YOU SHOT MY CHARACTER AGAIN.
Gamzee: CmOn tAvBrO We cAn cHiLl iN My rOoM MoThErFuCkEr.
Sollux: that wa2nt fuckiin me
Tav: okAY gAMZ, *STARTS WHEELING TO gAMZEE'S ROOM*
Karkat: DUDE IT WAS SO FUCKING YOU I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER LISPY DOUCHEBAGS AROUND HERE.
Gamzee: *follows and shuts the door behind them* So YeAh ThIs Is My TrIpPy RoOm AnD sHiT.
Sollux: 2hiit kk ii swear
What A Cute Card (Reader X Eridan)You need to hurry and open your locker. You managed to open it in your tired stupor and to your surprise you noticed something fly down and out of it to the floor. You looked down to see what it was.What A Cute Card (Reader X Eridan)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It seemed to be a birthday card. It was pretty cute, you smiled going down to get a closer look at it.
It was a cute purple fish with a party hat on. You chuckled as you picked it up off the floor. You have a liking for sea creatures so it was a nice gesture. You know a few pals that might have given you the card. You then recall that your locker is open.
You look into your nearly empty locker, there aren’t many books needed for your classes. You take off your beloved scarf and gently rest it in your locker. You love scarves so of course you brought one to school. You grabbed the books you needed and got them in your bag before you left for the library.
Study hall was just extra time at the beginning of school to let idiots study and finish their homework, and smartasses time to do e
Happy Birthday, Eridan!~ Eridan x ReaderEridan sighed as he got up from his bed, rubbing his eyes. God...what was today? He got his cell phone and looked at the time and day. Oh goodness. It was his birthday....and what made it worse EVERY YEAR, it was on Valentine's Day. He cursed under his breath. He hated it so much, because he was always alone. He wanted to just kill himself every time he saw someone kiss their special someone on his BIRTHDAY every year. He was 18 this year as well, he could do a lot of things *coughwatchporncough* but he still hated it. Suddenly he got a message...oh...it was from [name]. He got his clothes on before he read it, doing more 'important' things with his day before reading your message to him. His thoughts drifted to you as he brushed his teeth. You're a very shy girl and you tend to blush a lot when you were around him. He never understood why you acted like that in front of him though, you were a weird one on top of it. So he never thought much of your behavior...it was nice having you arHappy Birthday, Eridan!~ Eridan x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This