Homestuck Skyrim ParodySburban-born, Sburban-born, for Skaia it is swornHomestuck Skyrim Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
To arise from death into god tier.
As the universe falls, A new one shall be called
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, may your own voice be clear
Be warned now, herald foes, to a time, long ago
And the worlds, godly formed, of the ones.
Who are kin to Sburbans, whom saved races of life
from the fate that lies on the green sun
As the seers have revealed, by ruins of old
That when this game shall collapse to the cold.
Caliborn, Lord of Time, let this new threat arise,
With corruption to humble the bold
But their time, will come now, when the Time Cherub's ties,
Will be broken for once and for all!
May our universe be free from vile Caliborn's maw!
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, for Skaia it is sworn
To arise from death into god tier.
As the universe falls, A new one shall be called
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, may your own voice be clear
Troll Will SmithLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Troll Will Smith4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
The person you are talking to has verified their identity as @trollwillsmith.
@trollwillsmith: Hey, what's up? I'm Troll Will Smith.
▲: T-TROLL WILL SMITH???
@trollwillsmith: Yup, that's me.
▲: YOU....YOU'RE MY IDOL!
@trollwillsmith: Heh, I get that a lot.
@trollwillsmith: You been keeping it real, my brother/sister?
▲: AND YES
▲: YES I AM TROLL WILL SMITH
@trollwillsmith: Cool, cool. Been sassin' highbloods?
▲: ONLY ALWAYS
@trollwillsmith: That's the way you do it, my tiny brother.
@trollwillsmith: Highbloods bring nothing but trouble, let me tell you.
▲: W-WILL YOU BE MAKING ANYMORE MOVIES SOON TROLL WILL SMITH?
@trollwillsmith: Actually, I'm kind of on break right now in the middle of a shoot.
@trollwillsmith: Can't say what it is, we're still doing the trailer.
▲: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Johnkat Fic 1Your name is John Egbert, and you are currently cooking supper for your boyfriend.Johnkat Fic 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
You're seventeen, and you've long since gotten over the whole "not a homosexual" thing. You came to terms with it during one of your usual movie nights with a certain nubby-horned troll about two years ago. Sitting close to him didn't usually have too many effects, but when you watched that last scene in Con Air, and seeing a few red-tinted tears stream down the cancer's face, something in you just snapped, and you really wanted to lean over and kiss him. So you did.
You look over at the troll sitting at the kitchen table, and grin at him. He looks at you with a deadpanned stare. He's wearing his symbolic black cancer sweater, with black skinny jeans that hugged his small frame pretty enticingly. The troll's jet-black hair is slightly askew, and his candy-corn colored horns can barely be seen. His now bright red irises almost glowing in his yellow sclera.
"Oh, come on Karkat! Lighten up, I'm
Her Captain's Treasure [Pirate!EnglandxReader] 10Her Captain's Treasure [Pirate!EnglandxReader] 102 years ago in Romance More Like This
The moon's silvery reflection shimmered on the dark ocean as you stared out over the ship's side, your gaze lost and far away. You wore a simple, cotton shirt and trousers, your feet bare, and your [color] hair was down and still damp from washing. The majority if your weight was supported by the sturdy wood of the ship and you could hear nothing but the roar of your own thoughts.
Why didn't you jump?
You were free. You could have gone home.
Why did you not jump?!
Your necklace felt like an iron weight against your chest, the stone fiery hot against your skin, but the steady pulse of its energy only made you more confused. What had stopped you from jumping? You could have been miles away by now, not confined to this ship, and swimming carelessly in the warmest waters of the world.
But you were still here, aching and sore, and feeling betrayed by your own heart. Deep down, despite how your mind could make no sense of it, you knew why you hadn't jumped.
Arthur. You tighten
God Tear"Are you sure you wvanna do this chief?" Cronus asks, looking over his shoulder to Kankri who sits poised and ready on his (dead) god tier bed. It seems unlikely that they would even be together like this seeing as the pair aren't even both Derse dreamers but somehow the dream bubbles merged and there they were... together.God Tear2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cronus plucks his ever unlit cigarette from his mouth and twirls it between his fore finger and thumb, while Kankri takes a moment to think through the request he just put to his co-adventuring pal. Consideration is not to be taken lightly. "This is 9ur 9nly way 9f pr9gressing, c9rrect?" A clipped, chastened reply comes forth from the seer, worried yet prepared to take the blow. The surprisingly short reply pricks the others attention, he must mean it to be so quiet and sounding so urgent. Cronus blinks, smiles his sly, sharp 'nice guy' grin and shrugs like it's nothing.
"You knowv best babe-" Kankri cuts him off quickly.
"D9n't call me '6a6e'."
"On our death beds a
Making Do/Dave: Month 1Your assistant called yesterday, saying some social service worker had been trying to get ahold of you. Some shit about a minor and some custody issues. You had told her to set up a meeting for the following day. You met up at ten, wondering what this was all about.Making Do/Dave: Month 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The social worker had to tell you everything. You were glad for the shades you always wore in public so she couldn't see the emotions on your face. Your parents are dead, she said. Killed by a drunk driver, she said. And you've got a brother. He's 17, and you're going to be his guardian until he turns 18. She gave you all of his papers, told you his name was Dirk, and that he'd be there around two.
"I trust this won't be too much of a burden to you, Mr. Strider," the social worker said.
"Um, no. No, not at all..." was all you could reply.
As soon as you get home, you begin to clean out your spare bedroom. After your movies became a hit, you bought a large apartment with plenty of space. It was a bit opulent sure, but you li
The adventures of Hoofman and Nepkitty.Becoming hilarious superhero parodies with corny theme songsThe adventures of Hoofman and Nepkitty.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Being on alternia, there wasn't much to do when you aren't with friends trolling each other or when your are on pesterchum with your buddies, and that's how the highblood Equius and the roleplaying addict Nepeta felt when the others are away. Then..Nepeta decided something really stupid and silly but Equius decided to play along, just for the sake of killing boredom.
Nepeta: :33< *AC thinks of a way to kill all this boredom, it sure is wrecking her brrrrains out,*
Equius: D---> Just a little more metal, and this metal like h00fbeast will be STRONGLY c0mplete!!
Nepeta: :33< *AC runs as fast as her little limbs could take her to, rushing to Zahhak to purrrpose about this idea!* Equius, there you are!
Equius: D---> GAAAH! Nepeta! D0 N0T SNEAK UP0N ME LIKE THAT!
Nepeta: :33< Seowwy Equius! But I have the purrrfect cure for our boredom here.
Equius: D---> Hmmm...I might be a little busy with these m0dificati0ns but a
Who's the Hero Now? (Sadstuck! Vriska Fanpoem)Blue butterflyWho's the Hero Now? (Sadstuck! Vriska Fanpoem)1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Wings so quiet
I could cry…
Out of laughter
When I catch you in my strings.
Oh you weak little thing!
I used to be like you when it all began.
My feelings were tampered with
And stomped on in the sand.
For everything to go my way.
For everyone to do as I say.
Even if I have to break
The rules all down to dust.
This is not something good or just,
I just know I must.
'Cause you all are losers and it’s hard to see your pain…
Are better off
Slain by your own game.
So I’ll make my own
Find my way back home.
None of you understand the risk I’m taking.
I’ll get my way
From the pleasant smile I’m
You see right through me.
You see right through me.
I should be the one in your head!
So why do you see through me?
I’m truly no fun to play with.
Sure, you might end up dead.
But you see through to how I really am.
You see right
It Only Made Sense (An Amporacest Fanfic)It made sense that this was how it would happen. The snobbish Violet blood and his bloodline was terribly awful, something no one wanted to deal with. So, it made sense that a lasting Kismesis for the caped nuisance would be himself- or rather, a version of himself.It Only Made Sense (An Amporacest Fanfic)11 months ago in Romance More Like This
He sat in his hive doing nothing in particular, as was per usual to a loser with no friends, when he heard someone come in. He looked up, scowling as he saw the smirking face of his Dancestor, Cronus. "Wwhat do you wwant, Cro?" He spat, trying to get him to leave with a poisonous tone alone. The older troll was unfiltered, though.
"wvell, chief..." He began, sauntering over to where Eridan sat, "i came to see you, of course." He sat next to the younger Ampora, uncomfortably close despite the size of the couch they sat on. Eridan squirmed, attempting- and failing- to push the greaser away. Cronus smirked, seemingly amused with the affect he had on him. He draped an arm around his caped shoulders, pulling him to his chest.
Need (An Amporacest Fanfiction)Kismesitude. Eridan had one once before, but she left. Not like Eridan cared. She wasn't good enough for him anyways. He didn't need a Kismesis. He didn't need a moirail. He didn't need a matesprit. He didn't need anything.Need (An Amporacest Fanfiction)8 months ago in Romance More Like This
Except, he did. He craved a relationship, like those earthlings craved chocolate. He'd take anybody who was willing to enter a quadrant with him. It was all the same to him.
Eridan groaned as he woke to another span of waking time alone. Why must everyone hate him? They hated him to a point they wouldn't even enter a kismesitude with him. They didn't want to be near him. Didn't want to touch him. They wanted nothing to do with him. It wasn't fair!
Oh, who cares about fairness. Maybe he deserved it. Great. Now he was falling into a pit of self pity. That was always good. Pump up the self confidence, right.
Eridan was too busy bullying himself the hear the knock on his doo
The Green UmbrellaIt’s raining outside and it feels sad. Everything is grey and bleak and it makes me feel sad, which just makes all of this so much worse.The Green Umbrella1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I usually love the rain.
I love looking out the window of my apartment and watching the clouds gather in great billowing heaps, collecting more and more moisture until they can’t possibly hold it back any longer and the sky bursts open. I love seeing the first drops of rain hit the pavement, leaving tiny dark specks of fresh water on the ground until suddenly everything is wet, and you can’t see the droplets for the torrential downpour they’re caught in.
I love to watch the streets as it begins to rain. First, the ripple of awareness as everyone looks to the sky, faces upturned as if to welcome the showers. Then, the storm of black as umbrellas spring up where before there was nothing. I like to watch the streets empty as everyone takes shelter in cafes and shops and libraries and hotel lobbies.
I like to imagine people meetin
Rin Okumura X Reader You'll Never Be LonelyYou took a seat down in the now almost full classroom. Pulling out your books you gave a pleasured sigh as you pulled out a thin blue pen. The name “Okumura” was written on it’s side. This pen had been given to you the day before since you had forgotten to bring you own. However it had formerly belonged to, the one and only, Rin Okumura. The guy you had a crush on ever since you had first enrolled here at True Cross Academy and decided to attend the cram school in hopes of being in exorcist.Rin Okumura X Reader You'll Never Be Lonely2 years ago in Romance More Like This
However you weren’t on a very good start. Only a few weeks ago did you find out that Rin Okumura was actually the son of Satan, the father of all demons. The demons that you wanted to rid the world of.
But it wasn’t all that bad. Rin wasn’t anything like the stereotypical “demon”. He was really nice, and although he tended to leap before thinking, he really did care about protecting those he loved. You really loved those things
Stay [Dave x Reader]Stay [Dave x Reader]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hey there! You’ve reached [Name] and Dave’s residence- Seriously residence? Who says that? Shush, Dave! I’m trying to record! Anyway, sorry we couldn’t come to the phone- No we’re not. David! Leave your name and number and we’ll get back to you when we can! No we won’t.
\\I’d sell my soul just to see your face, And I’d break my bones just to heal your pain.\\
”Dave, it’s Dirk. I know how much you like throwing yourself into your work and music, but come on bro. I mean, you still have the same answering machine. It’s been a couple of months now, and we’re all worried. Being like this isn’t gonna make her come back. Call me when you get this. I love you, dude. We all do.
Dave’s hand hovered over his turntables as he listened silently to Dirk’s message. He had already guessed all of them had been worried about him. Hell, he could se
Seasons Greetings [Karkat x Reader] PREVIEWSeasons Greetings [Karkat x Reader] PREVIEW2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ah Christmas, it’s that time of the year again. The time of gift giving, snow, and those cheesy cartoons invading TV.
You are [First Name] [Last Name] and you absolutely love this time of the year, not because of the presents like most people, but for its sentimentality. And all you wished for year after year was for it to snow in your small town in December.
Normally when it snowed in your town it was in January, and December was actually a warm month seeing as you lived more to the south. Snow was magical to you, even when it was cold enough for water to freeze you were still toasty enough to run around like a hyperactive five year old who had a sugary energy drink.
It’s currently December 24, Christmas Eve. You were waiting for your friend Karkat Vantas, you’ve known him for about two years now, and as always you dragged him away from his comfy couch watching romcoms. Why have you done this? You wanted to go to
Rufioh x Reader ~ Has my prince come? 4Rufioh x Reader ~ Has my prince come? 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
Kurloz let you go for a moment "What do you mean he's your matesprit?" "Exactly what you just said." He sighed and kneeled beside you "(Name)....matespritship is a bitch." He continued dragging you away much to your protest "Kurloz please! What are you gonna do to rufioh!?" "Get rid of him of course." Your eyes widened "No! Please i'll do anything just please dont hurt him!" "(Name)!" Rufioh called out to you kurloz stopped once more "Anything?" "Yes!" "Ok i'll let him go." Rufiohs chains were unlocked but he was held in place by guards "Say goodbye because he's not coming back." More tears "Flushed for you!" You now saw brown streaks coming down rufiohs face as well "Flushed for you too (name), always!" The throne room doors were then shut, you were then slung over kurloz's shoulder "Gotta make sure you dont leave again ok sis?" You stayed silent you had tasted freedom it was the sweetest taste but now it was being ripped away from you again. You w
Roxy lalonde x reader~ My bubblegum girlRoxy lalonde x reader~ My bubblegum girl2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You woke up on a couch, you looked around and recognized the place you were in As your besties place Roxy's. You got up, you heard that marina and the diamonds song bubble gum bitch and the usual sound of A bubble gum bubble popping
"(Namey)! Yous finally awike *awake Its like 4:30 you got so hammered last nate *nite!". "I drank?" "Hells yeah you did!" You groaned welp there goes your 'ill never drink' thing
You sat down and Roxy sat in front of you her gum smacking in Her mouth. When you thought of Roxy bubble gum, it reminded you of her pretty pink eyes and lips. She was playing with your hair "Your so pretty (Namey) you know that?" You smiled "Thanks Rox." "So priiiiiiity *pretty." You giggled at her slurs "So Rox how many martinis have you had this morning?" "3."
She rubs your cheeks "Dayum (Nameeeeey) your face is so soft." She then rubbed her hands all over your face smooshing your cheeks. "Roxy, Rox, please stop come on quit raping my fa
Sollux X Reader CHAPTER 2You kept waking up through the day but not from a bad dream. You had a lot on your mind and were afraid you’d mess up. Eventually you fell asleep and slept soundly. When Karkat woke up he went to check on you. He kneeled next to you and saw you were still asleep. “Wake up!” He commanded loudly. No response. He tried again and you rolled over in your sleep. After about ten minutes he gave up. You were out cold. Karkat went about his day finding it extremely annoying that he had to pass you to get to anything in that room which happens more frequently than he’d realized.Sollux X Reader CHAPTER 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
When you woke up the sun was up already meaning Karkat was /still/ asleep. Groggy, you rubbed your eyes and unrolled yourself from the blanket cocoon you seemed to have encased yourself in at some point. You had no idea how long you’d actually been asleep. Board, you played on your computer for a few hours then set it on the coffee table. Curling up you slowly fell back to sleep. You woke up
Sollux X Reader (will be named later on) Part 2You woke up on something cold and hard. You slowly sat up and noticed you slept on the floor entire night. You groaned and looked at your alarm clock. Crap! It was 8:31 and your bus came at 8:50 since school started at 9:00. You ran to your closet and got the first thing you saw. Black skinny jeans, a casual red t-shirt, black leather jacket, and red converse. You put your (h/c) hair into a ponytail and grabbed your backpack. You went downstairs and saw Karkat and Kankri eating breakfast. OH WOW WHAT GENTLEMANS THEY ARE! "Thank you for waking me up!" You said. "IT WAS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT WAKING YOUR LAZY-ASS UP" You heard Karkat or should you say Mr.Smartypants. "Oh shut up!" You stated. “____ I STILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID TO ME YESTERDAY AND IM GETTING MY REVENGE!” Oh crap now you were really scared now. “HONK” (Gosh what happens if Gamzee was your bus driver) that was totally your bus. You grabbed a bagel put it in your mouth and headed out the door witSollux X Reader (will be named later on) Part 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lowbloods....[EridanXTroll!Reader] Part 2 "I didn't really thing you wwould show up, (f/n)." Eridan watched you as you sat down. You moved you dang out of your face and looked at him,"I wouldn't leave you hanging like that Ampora, but why did you really ask ME." you looked out the window.Lowbloods....[EridanXTroll!Reader] Part 22 years ago in Settings More Like This
"b-because..." he looked down at the table stuttering,"...F-Feferi dared me to!" when he said that you grew sad.
"...haha...Funny joke..." you got up a little pissed finding out it was all a joke.
"W-Wait (l/n)! Get back here Lowblood!" you just walked out of the dinner. Walking towards your house all your hearing is Eridan yell your name as you leave.
Unlocking your door to your house walking in and slamming the door behind yourself. Stoming off to your room angry,"All a fucking joke! How predictable!!" you tore off your jacket throwing it at the couch. You sit own with your back on a wall in your room. "Worst date-day ever...?" you look up to see your friends Nepeta standing over you,"Who did you get in my house..?"
EridanxReader-Cheering You Up (part 2)~AN: Well, Part two is another right off the top of my head stories -_-', so no judgy judgy please and thankya~EridanxReader-Cheering You Up (part 2)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"ww-wwhat?" Erdian looked shocked and confused, "I-I knew I shouldn't have said anything... UGH! I'm so stupid..." You looked away and blushed harder. Eridan put his hand on your cheek pushing your head back to look into his eyes. You blushed at his gentle touch as she slid his hand off your cheek. "you are anythin but stupid..." Eridan smiled a little as he looked down at you "How am I not... I know that you don't feel the same as I do and I just went out and emarrassed myse-" You were cut short by Eridan who quickly shot a kiss at you. you were so shoked, your heart was beating so fast you thought it was gonna explode. Eridan pulled away and laughed a little at your deep blush. "[name], you have made me a vvery happy troll today" you looked around a bit embarrassed and nervous. "How is that? I mean, it's not like you feel the same way I do..." Eridan rested a hand on your s
I'll always love you Part 2 (( Karkat's pov. ))I broke down. I couldn't take it. All this guilt. "I feel so fucking bad. I feel so fucking guilty. John is my lover, hero, and savior all packed into one motherfucking person. I love him. I love him so fucking much. He's saved me before and I want to help him as well but guess what? I always fuck up. I always end up being the one person that every damn human being on this fucking planet hates. I hate who I am. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But it will never be good enough for you. I hope you're happy with your fucking self." I screamed. My nose was running and I stared out the window looking for something that I couldn't find. There was this empty feeling in my heart and I longed for someone to just comfort me. To help me because I felt so fucking hopeless at the moment.I'll always love you Part 2 (( Karkat's pov. ))3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You're an asshole. Do you really think I care about what you have to say? John should be with me. God damn it. John should be with me. I would have kept him safe. Here are some facts about the accident you p
Kurloz x reader ~ silent love 5Kurloz x reader ~ silent love 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
-Two weeks later-
You sat there in court in a tie and dress shirt, you were holding gamzee's hand he was shaking. You looked to your side your biological father sat talking with his lawyer he caught you staring and waved you shot him a glare of disgust. You looked around to see if (name) had arrived yet, your parents had allowed you to have her here to translate you and to comfort you and gamzee. Over the time gamzee had been living with you (name) had grown fond of him, he called her his big sister it was adorable to you. (Name) finally did arrive your mother told her to dress nicely so she was in black heels, skirt and a purple blouse. Her heels clicked loudly through the mummur she found you in the row and sat down next to you she smiled taking your hand giving it a comforting squeeze "Sorry im late 'loz my mom kept me for something." You smile giving her a nod of reassurance, you felt gamzee leave your grasp "Sis!" He hugged (name) shov
Kurloz x reader~ Silent love 6Kurloz x reader~ Silent love 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
(AN: yeah kurloz is probably gonna be telling most of this chapter too but dont worry you'll get your time soon)
You and gamzee sat in a unfamiliar house, it was very nice honestly but you couldn't stand being in this place, only a room away your father was making a phone call. Gamzee sat quietly, yes he had been young at the time of your abuse but he had a few small memories and from what he heard about you he was flat out terrified. Your father finally walked into the room, giving you both a smile gamzee tried to smile you just looked at him. "So um its nice to see you boys after all this time." Silence "So, Kurloz gamzee how has um....life been treating you?" Gamzee Stuttered "G-good." You signed "Its been a bitch." Your father signed "My sign language is kinda rusty i just hope you said well." You "grunted" as he sat in a chair across from you two "Well since you boys might be coming over a bit frequently i have rooms set up theres