Homestuck Skyrim ParodySburban-born, Sburban-born, for Skaia it is swornHomestuck Skyrim Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
To arise from death into god tier.
As the universe falls, A new one shall be called
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, may your own voice be clear
Be warned now, herald foes, to a time, long ago
And the worlds, godly formed, of the ones.
Who are kin to Sburbans, whom saved races of life
from the fate that lies on the green sun
As the seers have revealed, by ruins of old
That when this game shall collapse to the cold.
Caliborn, Lord of Time, let this new threat arise,
With corruption to humble the bold
But their time, will come now, when the Time Cherub's ties,
Will be broken for once and for all!
May our universe be free from vile Caliborn's maw!
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, for Skaia it is sworn
To arise from death into god tier.
As the universe falls, A new one shall be called
Sburban-born, Sburban-born, may your own voice be clear
Ragner the Red (Homestuck Parody)Oh, there once was an Alternian named Karkat the RedRagner the Red (Homestuck Parody)1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Who came trolling to LOFAF from ole LOMAX
And the ol' troll did mocker and vanish his hate
As he told of cold curses and spams he had made
But then he's all silent, did Karkat the Red
When he saw the Grimbark Wolf Jade Harley, who said;
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you are of no need
Now I think it's the time that you die with no sleep!"
And so she came clashing and stabbing of steel
As the controlled Jane Crocker charged in, without meal
And the Red troll named Karkat was hatefull no more-
When his ugly red body lied there on the floor!
STRONG (Sadstuck!Equius poem/song)Everyone is dying now.STRONG (Sadstuck!Equius poem/song)9 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Everyone is no longer crying out.
And I can’t save you.
But I will try to.
I will fight until my blood runs out
everything with blue.
I will win, now.
Yes, of course.
I shall never lose
because my luck is literally
nailed to the bottom of my hooves.
I will fight for you.
And I will be STRONG.
Though I yearn to be weak
and I wish to be meek.
I can’t help the body I was given.
The life I never chose to live in.
And whether I will fight or submit,
I won’t last very long.
Because I can be nothing but
I’ll deal with what I’m given
I’ll make a shattered arrow fly.
I’ll make the world turn upside down
Just so you won’t have to cry.
I’ll cherish the life I’m living
I’ll make use of my broken bow supply.
I’ll make you never have to frown
Just so we don’t say goodbye.
I’ll return to you (but probably not)
I’ll not submit to rule (no, I’m
A little comfort (KennyxReader)The cold wind blows merciless onto your face. You walk around aimlessly through the dark, cold town just trying to forget what happened.A little comfort (KennyxReader)11 months ago in Romance More Like This
No one is around. You walk all alone, listening to your music, forgetting about the past.
Suddenly your phone vibrates. A message from your worrying friends.
You don't want to answer now.
You kinda want some company, but you don't want to see the same people you see everyday.
They listened to your shit for too long and you would just bother them anyway.
As this depressing thought crosses your mind you stop for a second. Then you realize that there is a person leaning against a street lamp.
An orange parka, blonde hair and blue eyes. It's Kenny McCormick.
He stares into the darkness, not noticing that you approach him.
You try to just walk past, but then he starts to talk.
„(Your Name)! What're you doin' here so late? Craigy-boo must be worried!“
There it was. That name. The name that makes your heart shatter.
You can't hold it back
Unfulfilled Wish - SADSTUCK She gently pushed aside the mounds of boxes, looking at the great big picture she had decorated the wall with. On the wall were two trolls, engaged in something the humans called a kiss. She smiled a bit to herself, wishing that fantasy would come true. But her feelings she was too nervous to bring them up to the troll she loved. His adorable grouchiness, his continuous doubt in himself when he was perfect just added to everything she loved about Karkat. She knew if she would ever bring up those nagging feelings of hers to the troll she loved, she knew he would never speak to her again. Tracing her hand over the crudely drawn photo, Nepeta let out a small sigh and then returned the boxes to their previous location, hiding the picture with ease.Unfulfilled Wish - SADSTUCK3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Someday she would tell him. Someday.
Proceeding to the grate, she tucked herself into the small grate with an emotion of growing unease. Placing the c
Her Captain's Treasure [Pirate!EnglandxReader] 10Her Captain's Treasure [Pirate!EnglandxReader] 102 years ago in Romance More Like This
The moon's silvery reflection shimmered on the dark ocean as you stared out over the ship's side, your gaze lost and far away. You wore a simple, cotton shirt and trousers, your feet bare, and your [color] hair was down and still damp from washing. The majority if your weight was supported by the sturdy wood of the ship and you could hear nothing but the roar of your own thoughts.
Why didn't you jump?
You were free. You could have gone home.
Why did you not jump?!
Your necklace felt like an iron weight against your chest, the stone fiery hot against your skin, but the steady pulse of its energy only made you more confused. What had stopped you from jumping? You could have been miles away by now, not confined to this ship, and swimming carelessly in the warmest waters of the world.
But you were still here, aching and sore, and feeling betrayed by your own heart. Deep down, despite how your mind could make no sense of it, you knew why you hadn't jumped.
Arthur. You tighten
HappyAll you ever wanted was for him to be happy. Even if it made you miserable, as long as he was happy, well, then it was okay. For as long as you could remember you have felt red for Karkat Vantas. Not just any sort of red either, oh no, this was bright, burning, toasting red. Some might even think that it was as strong as human love. Yes, that’s what was… Love. You loved Karkat. You always have.Happy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Even when Karkat rejected you, somehow, you still loved him. He put you down so gently too; an awkward apology followed by a small hug. Karkat didn’t love you. He never did, and he probably never will. But that was alright because he was happy, even though you weren’t. Being with you wouldn’t have made him happy because you are not what he wants, nor will you ever be, even in death. So, you let him go his own way. You stopped chasing after him even though your heart ached and mourned for him. You watched him gain feelings for other people; people who weren’t
:S A D S T U C K: :KATNEP: A young troll lays on the floor, unconscious. Olive blood stains the floor and you are breathing heavily. “N-Nepeta”? You seem to only be able to creek these words out of your enclosed throat. She slowly turns her head towards you and blood seeps out of her mouth. She whimpers and her cheeks are stained with tears. “Nepeta! What happened!?” You rush down to her, your shoes are stained with blood and now your grey pants are too, you lean and hold her in your arms. “Nepeta…Please. Please speak to me!” She seems to be only looking at a particular wall, but not any wall, her shipping wall. And only one drawing catches your eyes. One of them that says right under it, “OTP”. “Did you do this?” You look down at the, still bleeding, wound on her side, your pupils are dilated. “Nepeta! Please spea”- she cuts you off with her high-pitched voice, but it’s not really perky like it usually is. “I’:S A D S T U C K: :KATNEP:2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Johnkat Fic 1Your name is John Egbert, and you are currently cooking supper for your boyfriend.Johnkat Fic 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
You're seventeen, and you've long since gotten over the whole "not a homosexual" thing. You came to terms with it during one of your usual movie nights with a certain nubby-horned troll about two years ago. Sitting close to him didn't usually have too many effects, but when you watched that last scene in Con Air, and seeing a few red-tinted tears stream down the cancer's face, something in you just snapped, and you really wanted to lean over and kiss him. So you did.
You look over at the troll sitting at the kitchen table, and grin at him. He looks at you with a deadpanned stare. He's wearing his symbolic black cancer sweater, with black skinny jeans that hugged his small frame pretty enticingly. The troll's jet-black hair is slightly askew, and his candy-corn colored horns can barely be seen. His now bright red irises almost glowing in his yellow sclera.
"Oh, come on Karkat! Lighten up, I'm
Aftermath of a Dream's EndIt was very late in the night, almost morning, and Karkat and Terezi, and Eridan and Nepeta were curled up on the floor of Karkat and Terezi’s basement.Aftermath of a Dream's End2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
All of them were now around 10 sweeps old, living in their own hives, bonded as matesprits – to each other. They were sleeping over together for old times’ sake, to talk together and laugh together and to eat way too much food cooked by Terezi together. Now Karkat was buried in a pile of blankets with Terezi’s arms around him, and Nepeta was curled up on a separate mattress next to Eridan.
Perhaps it was the joy of seeing two of his friends, one good and one not-so-good, or perhaps it was too much late-night coffee, but Karkat couldn’t sleep. Propping his chin up with his hands, he stared listlessly around the still, quiet room.
He noticed that Nepeta’s eyes were open and that her tail was twitching.
“Hey, Nepeta,” Karkat said idly.
“Hey, Karkitty,” she whispered cheerfully, r
Into the BlackInto the Black3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I said to motherfucking kneel!" Gamzee screamed at Equius, and Nepeta's heart began to race as she watched the scene unfold from her hiding place in the air duct. She knew that Equius had told her to hide, that he was strong enough to handle Gamzee by himself, but at the moment, she wasn't too sure. A sharp twang and the small sound of an arrow whizzing through the air wrenched her from these thoughts, and Equius roared in pain. A long, thin arrow had lodged itself deep into his meaty lower thigh, right above the knee. He fell to his knees, and Nepeta gasped, eyes wide and staring directly at the arrow as she realized that it had gone completely through his leg. Equius glanced down at the thick blue blood pouring from his wound, then quickly turned his gaze upwards as Gamzee approached, laughing maniacally.
"He's gone insane," Nepeta suddenly thought to herself, feeling a small flicker of dread growing in the pit of her stomach. "Gamzee's finally gone insane."
I'll Never Let Go-Sober!Gamzee x Reader(Sadstuck) You were holding on to a now sober Gamzee Makara tightly. You would not let go. Not even if he was hitting you over and over with his clubs, you had promised him that you would never be afraid of him. You had promised him that you wouldn't run away, not even if the worst happened. You could hear him screeching at you to let go. You felt another hit on your head.I'll Never Let Go-Sober!Gamzee x Reader(Sadstuck)2 years ago in Horror More Like This
"Let go, LET THE MOTHERFUCK GO!" he screamed at you again. You shook your head.
"I won't! I promised to never run away from you, Gamzee!" you said, wincing as he hit you again, this time on your shoulder,"I'm not gonna let go! I won't break a promise that I made with my matesprit!" You felt him falter in his repetitive hitting, but he continued. Again he yelled at you to let go, but you didn't. You could never break your promise, even if he killed you, you wouldn't let go. If he did kill you, you wouldn't blame him. It wasn't his fault. Again and again he hit and yelled at you, but you only held on tighter. Yo
Age of Aggression (Homestuck Verison)We fall to our youth, for the days of tears.Age of Aggression (Homestuck Verison)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
For the time of destruction is brightening fear.
We'll kill off the Sburbans and freedom to hell.
Obey and submit, we'll comsume as we dwell.
Down with Skaia! The killer of dreams!
On the age of its death we will loot and we'll scream.
we're subjects of Condesce, leaving freedom to die .
but if she falls and give in, all the servents cry!
This Empire in ours and we'll conqer the lands.
Of the lies that has ruined our hearts and our dreams!
LODOWN- [S] Begin Intermission 2LODOWN- [S] Begin Intermission 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Zoom out from some curtains, a bright shade of red
There's a gearframe with pool balls in the clock hands' stead
The curtains then part; a green server revealed
It floats in the Furthest Ring, quite well concealed
The method LE uses to enter varies
In this universe, its the program this carries
Its coding states that at the universe's demise
The command "THIS.DIE()" runs and... well, something dies
Our screen fills with billiard balls, leaving no space
The Felt's lord and master will now show his face
A wrecked apartment floats in green hot spacetime
The remains of a mansion of organized crime
Inside lies a green, damaged, plush puppet man
His death had always been the key to his plan
Fitting for a code that's so short and so small
To be killing a being who's a mere four feet tall
In the back of the room lies a grandfather clock
The cueball topped pendulum bob goes t1CK t0ck
And so it begins as the man's arm grows out
At the end of each finger, serrated claws sprout
The process continu
Sollux x Reader: Homesick (Request)Rating: [PG]Sollux x Reader: Homesick (Request)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Warning: [Karkat's mouth]
Shivering, you tried to cover nose with your warm scarf. It was severely frigid outside, but you were undoubtedly bored in your lonely, desolate place you called "home." So you decided to walk in the deep, crisp snow to your friends', Sollux and Karkat's, house. You hadn't called either of them, nor had you pestered them about trotting to their place. It would be a nice surprise for them, wouldn't it?
As you caught a glimpse of his and Kk's hive, you started to pick up your pace. Man, you seriously didn't want to be in this cold any longer. Dashing to the door, you grabbed the door handle and twisted it. The door opened.
'Are you serious, they left the door open? I thought they were smarter than that...'
Soundlessly, you walked up the steps
The Witch of Space's DeathThe Witch of Space's Death1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
It was Friday 13th, where she has KO'd.
In a session is there to be,
A lovely lass now is a werewolf foe:
A Witch by the name of Jade Harley.
This fair lady lived within the pacfic oceans
where she'll enjoy the seas.
We were all players, she was one too,
In the session is there to be,
We befriended with friendship that was ever more
We and our Jade Harley.
Our friendship that would grow ever strong
has blessed her and we.
Now this werewolf is a reason to know
In this session now to be
The Page to be our hope, shining
upon our friend Jade Harley.
So that our other heroes that are friends came
To see her being taken away from we,
To be left in her land to be devoured,
by the the spider that is to be.
That Spider, half heroic with no mercy,
Went aknowledging her and we.
Yes!- That's the reason (as we all know,
In this session to be)
That she possessed Hope and shined bright,
Upon her, killing our Jade Harley.
But our friendship, heart and soul, its like a dove,
Of people that are differen
Troll Will SmithLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Troll Will Smith4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
The person you are talking to has verified their identity as @trollwillsmith.
@trollwillsmith: Hey, what's up? I'm Troll Will Smith.
▲: T-TROLL WILL SMITH???
@trollwillsmith: Yup, that's me.
▲: YOU....YOU'RE MY IDOL!
@trollwillsmith: Heh, I get that a lot.
@trollwillsmith: You been keeping it real, my brother/sister?
▲: AND YES
▲: YES I AM TROLL WILL SMITH
@trollwillsmith: Cool, cool. Been sassin' highbloods?
▲: ONLY ALWAYS
@trollwillsmith: That's the way you do it, my tiny brother.
@trollwillsmith: Highbloods bring nothing but trouble, let me tell you.
▲: W-WILL YOU BE MAKING ANYMORE MOVIES SOON TROLL WILL SMITH?
@trollwillsmith: Actually, I'm kind of on break right now in the middle of a shoot.
@trollwillsmith: Can't say what it is, we're still doing the trailer.
▲: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
How to Make a decent homestuck troll OC.THE DO'S AND DO NOT'S OF MAKING A HOMESTUCK TROLL OC.How to Make a decent homestuck troll OC.3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
1) THE NAME.
- Make it something we can pronounce. Not some stupid shit like Jukgth Ghtyfk.
- The first name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long.
- The last name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long as well.
- Your troll CANNOT have the last name of an actual canon troll.
- Nor can they be related at all.
2) TYPING QUIRKS.
- Make it something readable at least. Keep it simple.
- Don't use the ones that are over used. Like replacing S with $.
- Be creative.
3) BLOOD COLORS.
- Be realistic guys and stay with the program. Don't make them have some stupid rainbow blood or something. That screams Mary-sue.
- Your troll may be a mutant blood. It is rare but it happens. So it's okay, just don't make them flaunt it. They will be culled.
- Black and White are not colors, they are shades and tints. So therefor they cannot be blood COLORS. (This includes grey/gray)
- Lime is a canon color, but lime bloods have gone extinct.
- Your trolls blood cannot change colors.
DaveXJohn: Caterpillar"Hey, you. Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp."DaveXJohn: Caterpillar3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He kept repeating your petname over and over, but for the life of you, you couldn't figure out why. You were groggy and his voice was close to your neck, and his breath was a heck of a lot warmer than the air in the room.
You sigh and don't respond, mostly just wanting to sleep.
"Derp. Derp. Egbert, I'm talkin' to you, babe!"
You finally scowl a little and turn over to see his freckled face and bright red eyes.
"Seriously, ya' said you'd get up like an hour ago." He says, leaning down and taking your mouth and kissing you for a moment and then pulling away.
You mumbled something about not wanting to get up, but he doesn't seem to notice, and wraps his arms around your midsection and presses onto you from behind. You murmured something again and turn around into his grasp; this feat alone exhausts most of your energy, and he seems to know that, pressing his lips to your forehead now.
"Ya' can sleep as long as you want I guess, but if you complain late
Cramps (Karkat X Reader)Just remember that Karkat cusses a lot, I just don't think that it need the filter thingy.Cramps (Karkat X Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You lay on the couch, staring at the ceiling.
'Fucking period cramps' you think to yourself as you turn on your side, facing the back of the couch.
Yup, it was that time of the month again. Those five to seven days of bleeding, cramps, mood swings, and hunger. You had to cancel your plans with your best friend, Karkat, due to your awful cramps and before you signed off of pesterchum, telling him you couldn't spend the day watching his Romcoms, he stated he was coming over to your house to watch them and when you tried reasoning with him, he wouldn't answer.
So now you are laying there, in pain, waiting for him to arrive.
You hear a knock at the door, and still you lay there, not wanting to move. Several over knocks follow, then finally, someone unlocks the door. Only Karkat knew where the spare key was, so you instantly know it's him.
"(Name)?! Where the fuck are you?!"
The Dash Diaries Finale: Chapter 9The Dash Diaries Finale: Chapter 93 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
8:13am - Home
Mom's going home today. She won't be here when I get back from work. I really am going to miss her.
We hugged for ages and ages before I had to leave for work.
"You've dealt with all this stuff pretty well. You hung in there better than I would have, trust me." she told me. I laughed.
"Thanks. I never thought I'd say this, but... you've been a great help."
She grinned. "That's what I'm here for, sweetheart. And hey, you can phone me anytime. I'll be right there."
I could feel tears welling up in my eyes. Oh, not again!!!
"Oh, Dash, don't cry... You couldn't wait to see the back of me three weeks ago!" She giggled, and I just cried harder. She held me tight, and I buried my face in her mane.
"I don't want to live alone anymore, Mom..." I mumbled.
"But you have the power to change that! You need to follow your heart, and it'll take you on the right track. I have a feeling you won't be alone for long."
We shared one last long hug before I made for the door.
Sweethearts and Sweetarts (Jane Crocker fansong)--sung by Jake English to Jane Crocker in a friendly way--Sweethearts and Sweetarts (Jane Crocker fansong)8 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Feelin’ down dear?
No need to...disappear.
The fear is all you need
to make cupcakes and bleed
a bunch of rainbows with your smile.
Come, sit, let’s chat a while...
You’re a sweetheart, baby,
and I can’t get away from the
way you bat you eyes, swing low,
your head full of clouds,
your words of cookie dough.
They’re all rebels, baby,
You must get away from the
way they make you cry, I know,
the ignorant crowds,
your words an innocent bow.
why don’t we
just escape this place on the fly?
why don’t we
throw pastries into the sky.
I’m telling you,
why can’t I?
Fill your day with sprinkles for rain?
why can’t we
coat it all in sugar to stop the pain?
Oh, yes! She’s a Crocker
and I don’t think I can stop ‘er.
My hands full of worry,
God Tear"Are you sure you wvanna do this chief?" Cronus asks, looking over his shoulder to Kankri who sits poised and ready on his (dead) god tier bed. It seems unlikely that they would even be together like this seeing as the pair aren't even both Derse dreamers but somehow the dream bubbles merged and there they were... together.God Tear1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cronus plucks his ever unlit cigarette from his mouth and twirls it between his fore finger and thumb, while Kankri takes a moment to think through the request he just put to his co-adventuring pal. Consideration is not to be taken lightly. "This is 9ur 9nly way 9f pr9gressing, c9rrect?" A clipped, chastened reply comes forth from the seer, worried yet prepared to take the blow. The surprisingly short reply pricks the others attention, he must mean it to be so quiet and sounding so urgent. Cronus blinks, smiles his sly, sharp 'nice guy' grin and shrugs like it's nothing.
"You knowv best babe-" Kankri cuts him off quickly.
"D9n't call me '6a6e'."
"On our death beds a