Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 1Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
The library clock struck ten - that is, ten o’clock in the morning - as Twilight Sparkle swigged and finished her third cup of coffee. Unaware or rather unfazed by the fact that almost every other person in Ponyville were still lying in their beds snoozing at this point, the librarian continued to sift through books and their corresponding papers at the dinner table in the foyer as she enjoyed a bite of toast in between each tome’s examination. It was Sunday, and although everybody else would be out and about enjoying their day off in a short while, Twilight had planned to sort through the backlog of book borrowing she had let build up in the past week due to chipping in and helping Applejack with the construction of a new ranch for the farm.
Twilight held the remains of the last piece of toast in her mouth and huffed as she clutched a release form in one hand, scouring the table for its corresponding book with no success. Add
Shipping and Handling Ch. 13Dinky Doo wasn't sure what to feel. For one thing, she was kind of afraid of the unicorn standing only a few feet away, constantly barking threats and insults even while the magic held her down.Shipping and Handling Ch. 132 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the other hoof, she wasn't listening to half of what the malicious mare said anyway, because she was too busy being proud and amazed at herself for suddenly being able to perform a true spell; she'd never even attempted such a thing before, and now here she was, locked in a paralyzing face-off with a unicorn with far greater age and experience.
But in that same vein came a large dollop of confusion. Why, exactly, was she able to do what she was doing right now, with no prior experience? Not only had she replicated her first spell, but she was able to use that knowledge to analyze Glow and produce a whole new spell.
Dinky wasn't stupid; it was pretty obvious that this kind of thing didn't happen to normal fillies.
What are you doing, wondering about that?
AngerManagment Part 5Anger Management: Part 5, Ashes to Ashes, Mush to MushAngerManagment Part 55 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WARNING: This story is not my usual style, and contains gooey squashing instead of the usual flattening, plus a mild scorching. Also I wasnt happy with the intro.
The door slid open and Elessa was gently but firmly pushed into the abandoned storeroom that was to be her makeshift prison cell. She tripped on the way in and landed on her butt on the cold stone floor, then glared up at the two guards.
Youre to stay here until Ruby arrives and decides what to do with you. One said, sympathy ringing out on every word. Dont try to escape, well be waiting outside.
With that they turned and marched out of the room, letting the door hiss shut behind them and leaving Elessa alone in the dimly lit storeroom.
She glanced around at her surroundings then sighed and settled in for the long wait ahead, she had a feeling that Ruby would not go easy on her. She had been surprised when the Corporat
Random Story: Pre-HistoryRandom Story: Pre-HistoryRandom Story: Pre-History5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kaar, a small orange and black striped sabertooth tiger, looked down into the valley below him, his face impassive. It was early spring, and already the valley was full of newborn dinosaurs. Nests of pterodactyls lined the cliffs and below them, baby dinosaurs of every variety froliced, Triceratops good-humoredly butting at each other, Raptors playfully fighting, rolling around in the long grass, infant Brontosaurs timidly hiding behind their parents.
Kaar licked his lips. Traditionally this valley was the one place where baby dinosaurs of any species could be safe, where no other species would attack them for fear of what would happen to their own young, but Karr didn't much care for tradition. He knew that he was different from the other animals in this valley, so their traditions didn't apply to him. And he was hungry, very, very hungry.
As he watched, an infant Triceratops seperated itself from its her
Dashie and Derpy Misadventures: Story TimeDashie and Derpy Misadventures: Story Time3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Dashie and Derpy in: Story Time
Rainbow Dash sighs contently reading the adventures of Daring Do, already on the second day of her time in the hospital. She hears voices approaching and gulps, wondering if her friends were back to visit her and interrupt her story yet again. She groans and sticks the book behind her pillow saying, "For crying out loud! What's a girl gotta do to get some privacy around here?"
A familiar little unicorn filly comes trotting in with a cheer. "Hooray! I win, because I found you first!"
Rainbow Dash blinks and says, "Dinky? What are you doing here in the hospital? Does your mom know you came to visit me?"
Dinky giggles and says, "Of course she does, momma is here too!" A loud thud can be heard against the wall outside. "There she is."
Derpy waddles into the room a little off balance, the world spinning for her. She shakes it off and smiles seeing Rainbow Dash. "Found you! Dinky, and Rainbow Dash, and a mummy!" She tilts her head looking at the other po
The Night's Knight Ch. 1InitiationThe Night's Knight Ch. 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
The next evening, after Princess Luna raised the moon, she and Princess Celestia walked along the corridor.
“...And that’s everything we need to do at the meeting on Wednesday. Understand, Luna?” Celestia heard no response from her sister. “Luna, are you listening?”
“Oh! Um . . . of course we did sister,” she responded. “We were just thinking about how to convince the regional governors to limit their spending in their cities.”
“I understand fully Luna, but considering the numerous problems such as the border wars between us and the Griffon Kingdom. If we’re going to avoid going in debt, then we need to take every precaution.”
“Very well Tia, but we-”
“Princess Luna, a word with you please,” said a voice.
The two alicorns turned around to see Silver Storm standing nearby and looked a little impatient.
“Some of the guards have been caught hazing another recruit. I w
Start Spreading the NewsFluttershy was sleeping soundly unaware that she was being watched. It had only been a week since her accident that resulted in her accidentally confessing her feelings to Pinkie while she stood outside Fluttershy's bedroom door. As the first rays of sunlight shone through her window waking her, she stretched and smiled warmly as, for the last seven days, her first sight was the same as when those bandages were removed. On her nightstand was a picture frame, and inside it was the note Pinkie Pie had written telling her that she loved her as well. With a smile on her still sleepy face, "I love you, Pinkie." A small squeak escaped her with what she heard next.Start Spreading the News3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I love you too, Fluttershy." Pinkie smiled as the yellow pegasus spun around, became tangled within the blanket, and tumbled over the side.
Fluttershy was on her back with her hind legs on the bed and looking up to the ceiling. She smiled softly when Pinkie's head looked over the edge.
"Wow Fluttershy, are you testing new ways to
ButterflyIf I could be anythingButterfly1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'd be a butterfly
I'd take to the sky
And fly so high
Free without a care
I'd show everyone
The love I share
If I could be anything
I'd be a butterfly
I'd be a symbol of hope
For the lost and the weary
I'd give hope to those who mope
To those who can't seem
To find themselves
If I could be anything
I'd be a butterfly
To show that beauty
Can come from inside
Yes if I could be anything
Then I'd be a butterfly
So that I could soar sky high
Lyrics: 'Cutie Mark Song' [MLP Season 3 Finale]"What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me" LyricsLyrics: 'Cutie Mark Song' [MLP Season 3 Finale]2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
These animals don't listen. No, not one little bit.
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits.
It's up to me to stop them, cause plainly you can see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
I try to keep them laughing. Put a smile upon their face;
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace.
I have to entertain them. It's there for all to see.
Its got to be my destiny, and
It's what my cutie mark is telling me.
[Pinkamena Diane Pie]
I don't care much for pickin' fruit and
Plowin' fields ain't such a hoot.
No matter what I try,
I cannot fix this busted water chute!
I've got so many chores to do.
It's no fun being me; but it has to be my destiny,
Cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me.
Looky here at what I made, I think that it's a dress.
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress.
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix thi
Unsure - Chapter 1Unsure - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter One: This Feeling...
The shy Pegasus fluttered to the ground onto the path leading up to her front door, exhausted after another long day living her life in the crazy little hick-town called Ponyville. She smiled as she thought about the place. Sure it was a little hick-town...but it was her little hick-town, and she loved it. As she slowly entered through her front door, any and all of the animals that had been sleeping peacefully in their homes and habitats inside awakened and flocked to her, awaiting their nightly feeding. She giggled lightly at the sight and headed into her kitchen to gather their food.
"Don't worry, everyone. I won't keep you waiting." And that she didn't. Minutes later the birds had been given seed and were perching comfortably in various places around the cottage, the mice had been given their favorite cheese, and a satisfied Angel Bunny happily munched on the only carrot that he had been presented
Getting Back On Your Hooves Ch. 1Getting Back On Your Hooves Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 1 'Unexpected Encounter"
by Kendell2 and Raikou Artist
"Well, it's nice to be back in Canterlot; so much has changed!" Twilight said as she continued walking, excitement in her voice. Sure, she'd been here a few times since she'd moved to Ponyville, but this was really the first time she'd been there just to relax and reconnect with her roots, as opposed to a party or being called to save the world from an ancient evil that escaped its prison. She remembered Rarity's friendship report after Twilight's birthday; don't be ashamed of your roots. That's what had compelled her to come do a little reconnecting with where she'd come from. "Isn't that right, Spike Spike?" she asked, looking back at her assistant to see him falling quite far behind.
Spike panted, struggling to keep up. "Yeah, Twilight," he panted, stopping to catch his breath. "Can I... Can I please ride on your back?" he asked, unable to keep up with the excited Unicorn mare. "I know you're excited, but I can onl
A Twi and Dashie Show Ch.1THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN CONTENT INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDRENA Twi and Dashie Show Ch.13 years ago in Romance More Like This
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. IT CONTAINS SUGGESTIVE THEMES.
RATED PG BY THE CENSORSHIP BOARD OF EQUESTRIA
Rainbow Dash sat patiently in the waiting room. It was almost unbearable waiting for the results of Twilight's test, but she could only hope it would be something good. The smell of in the area was sickly sweet. It mad
"Dash..." Twilight said as she exited the room.
"Twilight..." Dash had a worried expression on her face. She didn't know why, but just seemed to be anxious.
"I've got good news and more good news." Twilight said, smiling brightly.
"Well, tell me!" Dash said, brightening up a bit.
"Firstly, you've been bugging me forever to get it checked and no, like I told you time and time again, I did not get any diseases from you." Twilight said, rolling her eyes.
"Well, it happens! I just didn't want anything bad to happen to you..."
"Well that's nice of you! While I didn't get any nasty infections from y
OvertureOverture2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I’ll never forget the day I first saw her. Never. Best thing that ever happened in my life.
I know you’re thinkin’ to yourself ‘How’d somepony like you end up with somepony like her? How did this whole shebang start?' Well, that’s what I’m gonna tell ya. And it's not the sort of thing you'd expect.
Pull up a seat and let Auntie Vi spin you a story... Okay, so there I was one day, wanderin’ down a street, not really doin’ anything at all - just chillin' y'know? Enjoyin' the weather, that sorta thing. Then suddenly I hear this quiet sound, just barely loud enough for my ears to pick up. Sounded kinda like one of them violin things but deeper. At the time I thought it was a kinda neat sound - might make for a good sample to use in my next mix. Something new. Something original. Something to make the next crowd's heads turn. So I go follow it, right? And the sound picks up further as I sea
My Little DashieOk, don't worry yourselves everyone. This is not a drill. Due to Deviant Art's word cap, I realized a bunch of edits going into my story have not been getting updated. So, I made a Google Doc which you can follow here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US or an actual hyperlinky thingy below in the description. I was gonna just delete this and re-post something about it, but with so many of you commenting I was just overcome by your words. So, I wanted to keep them so that I can remember you all! Thanks!My Little Dashie3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Also, for additional fan work (art, writings, etc) check out my favorite gallery called "My Little Dashie Fan Work" here http://robcakeran53.deviantart.com/favourites/46446902
Big Mac's Big Date"Well, I don't see you making that long walk down to Sugarcube Corner!"Big Mac's Big Date3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Big Macintosh still had Caramel's words in his head even as he worked harder to ignore them. It was not that Caramel was wrong. Mac wanted to ask Pinkie Pie out for a while now, but he never quite figured out how. At least that excuse satisfied him until today. He knew how to ask Pinkie out on a date. The problem was that he could never think of an excuse to go and ask her out. He tried offering to take the Cakes their daily apple shipment, but Applejack would always insist on it so she could visit with Pinkie for a bit. Mac would never deny his little sister any chance to spend time with her friends, and seeing her leave the farm occasionally to have fun was always welcome.
Today was different. If Caramel could pony up and bring himself to ask Applejack out, then he should be able to do the same. 'I'll go one this fence is finished,' he promised himself. He was content to content to allow himself this excuse and f
10 rules for rping10 Basic Rules for RPing:10 rules for rping6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. No godmodding, even in the slightest. Leave everything open for anything to happen, and then if you're RPing with another good RPer, they will respond reasonably. This means you never control another characters actions, and never make it impossible for a character to get out of a situation. If youve set up a precedent for something and the other RPer can also follow rules, then the RP will go well. For example, having guards come out of nowhere and surround someone to make it impossible for them to get away or fight their way out is godmodding. If however theyve say, infiltrated a castle and youve set a precedent that youve got guards there, then that would likely be okay, so long as you keep things realistic. The guards wont be there immediately, it takes time for them to arrive and respond. And please, for sanitys sake, keep the number realistic. If youre in a castle, you arent going to have 10,000 guards. I
Sunset Shimmer: New BeginningsSunset Shimmer: New Beginnings1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
First Part (September)
Rubble and broken glass were scattered everywhere on the floor. The front entrance to Canterlot High had now become a wide hole blasted into existence. And there was also a crater in the middle of the courtyard, right next to the statue of a horse.
Sunset Shimmer didn't know where to start cleaning up this mess. She had settled on cleaning up the fragments of glass, pushing them off to the side with the small spade she was given. The fact that it was close to midnight, and her recent experience as a demonic-being, had exhausted Sunset so much. But she knew that after 30 moons of being a jerk, she no doubt deserved it.
Her two ex-henchmen, Snips and Snails, were at the far end of the main hall, avoiding eye contact as they loaded pieces of a bulletin board into a recycling bin. Before all this, Sunset had felt superior to those two boys. Now Sunset knew that they blamed her for everything that happened.
What distracted Sun
Hatcheye's List1 - Sweetie Belle is not to be startled in order to convince anyone or anypony that an 'otherworld transition' is taking place.Hatcheye's List2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2 - Hatcheye is not allowed to shout "ON THE MOON!" after Princess Celestia addresses anypony.
3 - Hatcheye is not to spread rumours which imply that Princess Luna has mastered the Unrelenting Force shout and/or is the Dovahkiin.
4 - Shouting "SCIENCE!" at opportune and inopportune times is not appropriate.
5 - Hatcheye does not possess an 'Orbital Friendship Beam Cannon'.
6 - Hatcheye may not trick people into believing that Queen Chrysalis has returned and taken on the appearance of one of their acquaintances.
7 - Hatcheye is not allowed to spread disturbing local legends among the fillies of Equestria.
7.1 - Especially if they are somehow related to the mysterious Everfree Forest.
7.2 - On that matter, Slenderman, Zalgo, The Rake, and other similar, memetic entities are not to be mentioned by Hatcheye.
8 - "Don't get angry, get even." is not a valid life le
The RematchThe RematchThe Rematch9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The just rising over ponyville when the letter was slid under the door of ponyville library, home of Princess Celestia's star pupil, Twilight Sparkle. The letter was in a plain, azure envelope, with a cursive script that read: "To My Most Hated Nemesis." About ten minutes later, the recipient of the letter came down the stairs, rubbing her eyes with a hoof and yawning.
"Spike? Spike where are you?" Twilight looked around the room, spotting a note left on a table and read it, sighing. "Great... Spike's off helping Rarity oso I have to tidy this place up by myself and- Hey, what's that?" She walked over slowly and levitated the letter up, turning it over and noticing it was sealed with dark blue wax, impressed in which was the image of a wand and cloak. Twilight gritted her teeth. She knew exactly who this was from. Someone who she hoped to never see again, and someone who wouldn't stop coming back... She broke the seal and lifted the letter out, starting to read.
"To the not
Valentine's Day (ProtonConroy)Weird MusicValentine's Day (ProtonConroy)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"BABY, SHOW ME! BY THE WAY YOU HOLD ME! WAY THAT YOU CONTROL ME! SPEED ME UP OR SLOW ME!"
"Chugga, would you, oh, I don't know... Shut the fuck up?" Jon asked, rolling his eyes as Emile shook his head.
"THIIIIIS! IIIIS! SURELY NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT WHAT IT WOULD BE!"
Jon looked at Emile, raising an eyebrow. "How the hell did you go from Big Time Rush to Taylor Swift?" He asked.
Emile paid no attention as he continued singing.
"SHEEE FLOATS DOWN THE AISLE LIKE A PAGENT QUEEN! IIIII KNOOOW YOU WISH IT WAS ME! YOU WISH IT WAS ME! DON'T YOU?"
Jon laughed at his ridiculous boyfriend. He thought Emile kinda sucked at singing, but it was entertaining to watch his boyfriend sing ridiculous songs. Especially when he would sing... Vocaloid, yes? He would sing all of the Japanese parts wrong.
"Please tell me you won't sing-"
"'TILL I FORGET ABOUT YOU! JUMP UP! FALL DOWN!"
Emile claimed he hated those two singers, but Jon secretly thought he loved those artists. He wasn't quite sure wha
Fluttershy's Big JobFluttershy's Big Job1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
One day, Fluttershy and Rarity were going out on one of their weekly get-togethers. They had just rested at the spa and were now going to pay for their relaxing visit. However, the price was way higher than they expected.
"Your total is 60 bits." Informed a very bored cashier.
"60 BITS?!?!? Are you mad? This usually costs us 20 bits!" Raged a very upset Rarity. However, once she realized that her special hooficure costed more than the one she usually gets, she quickly shut her mouth. "Fluttershy, would you mind splitting the bill."
"Oh Rarity, I wouldn't mind at all, but I don't think I have 30 bits to spend..." Replied a very sheepish Fluttershy. She opened her bit bag, and found out she was correct, she only had 7 bits. "I can offer these, but that's all the bits I have."
"Don't worry, I can handle the rest." Replied a slightly angry unicorn. She couldn't even pay for half if it still costed 20 bits, Rarity thought to herself. "They don't call me the Element of Ge
1 hetalia Game Night: Monopoly with Russia 42[Name] Hmmm...*looks at the back of the dress* Does this bodice make my butt look big?1 hetalia Game Night: Monopoly with Russia 422 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[Name] Nothing! Ahem, now lets see....its reasonable to assume that we just went through a time portal-
[Name] Shut up! Like you said before, we look like we stepped out of the early 1800's. SO its also safe to assume that THAT is where we are...wherever 'here' is.
[Sam] Well fiddle faddle. Now what do we do?
[Name] *shrug* Go exploring?
[Sam]...sure why not!
[Prussia] Gak! Your crushing me!
[Russia] Oops~! Sorry~! ^J^
[Prussia] Save ze apologiez und GET OFF MEIN BACK!
[Russia] *stands up and brushes the dust off of his lapel* Wait a minute...*looks himself over* How did I get into these clothes?
[Prussia]Nnnng *slowly stands up* Vat are you talking ab-*looks at Russia* Vat are you vearing?
[Russia] *shrugs* Don't know...
[Prussia] *looks at himself in similar clothing* Who-ho! Not to shabby!
[Russia] I wonder where (name) and Sam ended