Puppies... (Deadpool x Reader)Idk, lol, I was playing Deadpool and then I decided that he needs to soften up a bit, pff.
Deadpool was munching on a chimichanga when he heard his phone ring, it was you. He groaned, what did that annoying twerp want now?! Though, you must've gotten into something, so he answered.
"What now, (Name)?" he demanded.
"Yeah, uh, hey Wayne...Can you open your front door...?" you asked nervously.
He raised a brow from under his mask,"Uh, why?"
"J-Just do it, okay?"
Deadpool sighed, hanging up the phone and walking over to his front door, pulling out his shot gun just to be safe. He regretted opening the door, though, as a whole freaking litter of (favorite breed) puppies tackled him to the ground and started licking his face. You nervously poked your head out in the doorway, scared of your boss and sidekick's reactions.
"Wh-Hey! (Name)! Where did these guys come from?!" he shouted over the yips and barks.
You scratched the back of your head nervously,"Eheheh, well, I w
Deadpool X Reader: Surprise!It was your birthday today. For most birthdays, you would normally receive gifts or random calls from family and friends with the phrase "Happy birthday!" or they would sing.Deadpool X Reader: Surprise!1 year ago in Settings More Like This
But not today.
you were all alone. No one called you. No one came by. You continued to wonder what the point of all of this was in wanting to celebrate! No one was going to come by...
It would be pathetic if you bought yourself a present! Trust me, it would be. Don't try it. I apologize for I, the narrator, for being so...gloomy and making the scene so sad. But that's supposed to happen! You'll see why later on...
You sat on the couch, flipping through channels and cursing at happiness. You felt sick to your stomach. When will this day ever end? You wondered.
Suddenly, a loud bang was at your door and a muffled voice. You perked up and quickly ran to the door, desperate for a friend or family member. you opened the door and-
"Package delivery to Ms. ______" You frowned but sighed, accepting the package and closing
Deadpool X Reader: Peter Problems “Ok, first of all, you need to connect THAT wire with the OTHER wire. Not that one to that one.” Peter explained, pointing to the differently colored wires. You pouted, looking up at him.Deadpool X Reader: Peter Problems8 months ago in Settings More Like This
“Please speak English, Pete!” You begged, huffing and glaring at him. He sighed, rolling his eyes.
“Ok, well, blue to red, not blue to black.” He explained as you smacked your forehead.
“Ooooh! That makes sense! Ok, I gotcha! Alright so...like that?” You asked, doing as he told you and he nodded with a smile.
“Yeah, exactly that! So...same time tomorrow?” He asked as he walked over to a table, wiping his hands. You nod, smiling as you agree to those terms.
Leaving, you decided to take the bus. Sitting down after paying, you clutched you backpack tightly, looking out the window as you watched the outside world go by in a blur...
“You've got be kidding me, Wade.”
“What? I'm serious!”
Deadpool x Reader Drabble "_______!" Slowly, you were reunited with your consciousness as you felt a pair of familiar arms lift you gently off the ground. It took quite a bit of work, but you were able to pry your eyes open, and the sight of the black and red suit made you smile. "Took you long enough," you joked weakly as your eyes wandered up to his. He had pulled his mask off, and being able to see his scars gave you a kind of peace that you wouldn't have had otherwise. "Long time no see."Deadpool x Reader Drabble1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You had never seen Wade panic before, so his frantic reaction was quite surprising. His eyes were wide and worried, and if the bullet holes in his chest were any indication, he had gone through hell to get here. "You're gonna be okay. I promise." You felt him lift up your left hand and place something weighted on your ring finger and furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. Lifting your hand up to see what he did almost took more strength than you had, but what you saw
Deadpool X reader. Part 1.Bedroom: 2:34Deadpool X reader. Part 1.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You woke up like every other day, You Get up, Brush your teeth, brush your hair and then spend the rest of the day on YouTube watching videos and listening to music. After spending a couple of hours on the internet, You decided to take a nap.
You rubbed your eyes, and opened them to see a Tall man in a red and black suit sitting "Indian style" In front of you.
Mysterious Man: "Oh Hey,"
He seemed to be not... kidnapping you. Cool?
You Screamed and Hit him with a pillow.
Mysterious Man: Hey! That hurt...
You were confused.
You: W-Who are you?
Mysterious Man: Names Deadpool. And you?
You: My name is ____
Deadpool: Well, ____ Congrats. You got a new protector!
Deadpool: Yeah. Duh. By the way, You don't live With your parents do ya'?
You: No, Im 23...
Deadpool: Huh, A
Sticky Note-Deadpool X Reader-One shot!Sticky NoteSticky Note-Deadpool X Reader-One shot!9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Author's Note: So I've had a ton of people want another Deadpool X Reader so I decided to do another one! Yep, let's see where this heads!
The day was a Wednesday. It was a cool, slow day where the streets were nearly empty and the shops had few beings in them. The wind blew nicely through a certain (h/c) haired girls hair. Her (e/c) eyes wandered around, looking for her destination. Smiling she finally finds it and gets ready to head in when a familiar red chest jumps in front of her. Running into it she shakes her head and stares wide eyed up at the assailant to see who it was but gives an annoyed glare.
"Hey (F/n)! Where you headin'?" The anti-hero asks, his hands on his hips and mask covered face leaning in towards her.
(F/n) furrows her brows and points behind him at the double doors he blocked.
"I was on my way to the library but you're, uh, kinda in the way Deadpool." She answers as she gets ready to move past him. Deadpool cocks h
''Define normal'' Deadpool x Reader''Define normal'' Deadpool x Reader1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“So…Are you telling me that you’re crushing on someone,(Name)? The world must be crashing down then!” Peter said joking, you just rolled your eyes and punched his arm in a playfully way. He acted like it did actually hurt ”Ouch!”
“No Petey, I’m not like in love or something like that!”You said blushing lightly, he just smirked and you couldn’t avoid but play with your hair. Which meant that you were lying because you do that action when you are lying. And if someone was your real friend, it would notice it.
“You’re totally lying, otherwise you wouldn’t be playing with your hair” Peter said and poked your cheek but suddenly stopped. His eyes widened and he started to look to everywhere. You stared at him, what was wro-
“WATCH OUT LADIES! HETEROSEXUAL COMIN’ THRU!” Someone shouted from the air vent that suddenly collapsed on the ground and he appeared in his red and black costume
Wednesdays (DeadpoolxReader) One-ShotIn all your years of working with the Avengers, you never thought you would ever want to stop. However your mindset was beginning to change when a certain man dressed in black and red waltz in Stark Tower several months ago.Wednesdays (DeadpoolxReader) One-Shot9 months ago in Humor More Like This
He was a very reckless man. If he could even be called a man. He was a child in your eyes. One that made you wonder, Is he even an Avenger? Natasha agreed with you that he was worse than Stark whereas the guys didn’t see him as that big of a problem. That was probably because he bothered you mostly.
He was playing pranks on you constantly and cracked jokes every hour on the hour. This sort of behavior was driving you insane. Somehow, you managed to not crack.
Today was Wednesday; or rather, “Hump Day”. That’s what Deadpool usually called it anyways. It was also your day off which meant nothing but surfing through Netflix on the couch in your pajamas. But on this particular day, you ha
Deadpool X Reader: The SleepoverYou beamed with joy at the text you received from a best friend of yours, who is indeed Deadpool. Also known as Wade Wilson. Wade defined insanity or, as you told him many times, he also defined awesome. It was all true.Deadpool X Reader: The Sleepover1 year ago in Settings More Like This
You two have been seeing each other for quite some time, like usual friends do, but this was different. Your friends defined you as crazy or the perfect gender-bent version of Wade. It made perfect sense.
But this text made you become rather nervous.
"Yo, you free next friday? I want a sleep over." "I might or might not be lonely" "anyways, just get your ass over here, _____" "Don't make me teleport over there, pal!"
The texts made you giggle, but also formed butterflies and wondering thoughts through your head. Was there going to be other people there? If so, who? What's going to happen? What will we do? Finally, you sent a text in response.
"Yeah man! I'm free! What time you want me over, Wade?" And, as quickly as you se
A Date To Remember-Deadpool X Reader One-shotA Date To Remember-Deadpool X Reader One-shot1 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
A Date To Remember
Deadpool X Reader One shot!
A.N.: OK so I REALLY wanted to do a Deadpool X Reader cause I think the smexy man needs more love so here we are! XD I am SOSOSOSO sorry if he's OOC! DX I swear, I DO NOT mean for him to be if he is! DX Yeah, this is a ONE SHOT so it probably won't have a sequel but hey, I can be nice so maybe if it goes well and I get 10 different commenters asking for one I'll do it! XD OK let's get to this shiz!
Valentines Day. A time meant for the purpose of lovers to give each other nice gifts and trinkets and for couples to go on wonderful dates. It was such a beautiful time with all the love birds walking around with hands latched with one another and sharing special kisses. Well, it was nice for most but there is always that one person who isn't fond of it.
A (h/l), (h/c) haired woman sat in her small apartment flipping through channels on her T.V., a rather angered glare upon her face. She sat with her elbows on her knees and her chin rest
Just a Video Game? ch. 4 (end)Just a Video Game? ch. 4 (end)2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Well, enjoy, I guess...
When I woke up, Deadpool wasn’t there, which scared me a little. Then I saw the note on the coffee table.
I left to help Peter and the Avengers. It’s for your own safety. But I’ll be back.
My eyes widened, he left me? But why? I wanted to help, for God’s sake! Honestly, he barged into my life, I barge into his problems, we’re even. But, part of me wanted just him back, so I could hold onto him. But what am I kidding? He’s probably treating me like any other woman…
I sighed, shuffling to the kitchen.
“You know, you’ll never be with him.”
I spun around, facing a pale man.
“Sinister.” I growled, he chuckled darkly.
“He’ll just leave you, like all the women he’s discarded.” He said, I knew he was talking about Deadpool.
“Oh, shut up! We’re just friends! I don’t like him like that!” I s
Friends With Benefits - Deadpool x Reader You had just settled in for the night, and were beginning to fall asleep, when you felt the mattress sink behind you and a brief, cold breeze as the covers were lifted up before being let back down again. There was no movement for a few moments, then your hair was gently brushed away from your neck and you felt the faint tickle of breath as soft kisses were placed against the back of it. Tired as you were, you couldn't help giggling. "Wade...that tickles..."Friends With Benefits - Deadpool x Reader11 months ago in Romance More Like This
A chuckle. "So?" The kisses continued. You squirmed.
"I have work tomorrow," you protested quietly. You felt him pause, then open his mouth to offer a solution, but you knew exactly what he was going to say. Turning back slightly, you gave him a stern, but still gently reprimanding, look and pointed your forefinger and thumb at him like a gun, something he always found adorable, your index finger touching the underside of his chin. "You are not doing anything to my boss
Deadpool X reader. Part 2~"How about 20 questions"? You thought... "okay"~Deadpool X reader. Part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadpool: Me first! YAY!
He certainly had a personality. You giggled. Then smiled.
Deadpool: Why are you so adorable?
You were shocked and blushing. you quickly stammered:
You: I-I-Uhm, I never thought about it...
You were absolutely red now. You looked down so he couldn't see your Blush or smile.
Deadpool: Well you should.
You saw his smile under his mask. He held your head up.
Deadpool: D'awwww. Your blushing!
You: My turn.
You were already laughing at the question.
You: Do you really ~giggles~ Wear that costume everywhere?
Deadpool: Yeah. I kinda have to.
You: Awe, c'mon.
You reached forwards his mask. He jerked back. You tried again. He let you this time. You lifted up a bit from his neck.
You: A few sca-
He didn't let you finish. He put
Just a Video Game? ch. 1Just a Video Game? ch. 12 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Pairing: Deadpool x Reader
Warnings: Contains suspense and Deadpool's annoying talks.
Listening to multiple Maroon 5 songs is such an emotional thing while writing this, otl. Especially since I have ‘It Won’t Be Soon Before Long’ album, pff.
The rain against the window fell down and ran, droplets racing each other like race cars. The moon was covered by the dark clouds in the night sky, it wasn’t a storm just a light shower. The faint glow from a laptop reflected off (e/c) colored eyes, ones that had bags under them and were constantly rubbed, making them strained and red. I groaned, why was I up this late? College. I had to take online classes, due to my insomnia and I would be late for the real thing if I went to the local campus. I was up late again studying for a test, and I could feel the need to sleep nagging at me. I sighed, shutting my laptop closed and ran a hand through my
Deadpool X Reader (part 3)Deadpool X ReaderDeadpool X Reader (part 3)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Part 3! FINAL!
It has been many months since you first met Deadpool. But in between those months you and him have secretly been meeting up and chatting or looking around the city. Your team had no idea! But as you and him would chat you began to grow a heart for him. He was funny, which you liked in a guy, very romantic, you ALSO liked this in a guy, and can always start a conversation! You liked all of these about him and every time you saw him you could feel your heart beating quicker and quicker and your face flushing whever he'd hit on you or make a move. Finally, you had the courage to tell him how you felt tonight! But..your team HAD to come along, didnt they! You groaned and thought angry thoughts as you walked around the city with the Teen Titans. You wanted to go talk to Deadpool, but noooo, you couldnt because of your team! You had enough of this, "Hey, uh, guys...I, uh, saw something....Im gonna go check it out...is that OK with you, Robin?"
Just a Video Game? ch. 3Just a Video Game? ch. 32 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Pairing: Deadpool x Reader
Warning: Contains suspense and Deadpool's annoying talks.
"...And then I said,'Muchas chimichangas, amigo!'" Wade said, he was making us pancakes for breakfast this morning, which I thought was very nice of him.
He flipped another pancake,"Interesting." I said.
"Yeah, Cable can be a stick up your butt, but ya know."
I nodded,"He means well, though."
"Yeah, but still," he flipped a pancake and put a few on a plate,"Order up!"
He slid the plate over to me, I looked at it cautiously, then back to him. He held his hands up.
"I swear I didn't poison it, you don't have any in your cabinets." he explained.
I laughed, picking up a fork and shoveling a bite into my mouth. It was probably the most delicious pancake I've ever tasted. It had a touch of vanilla and cinnamon in it, which added an extra spice.
"Puts your grandma's pie to shame, huh?" Wade asked, pride evident on his face, he was next to me now. I punc
DeadpoolxReader: Crushing RivalsDeadpoolxReader: Crushing Rivals1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“Well, well, well what do we have here?”
You froze as you looked through the scope of your sniper. You recognized that voice all too well, and the only word that went through your head at the moment was, “Crap.” It was Deadpool, one of the most annoying, mysterious, powerful, comical mercenaries out there.
Slowly you removed your eye from the scope and turned to face your……rival, let’s put it that way. “Deadface, nice to see you again,” you deadpanned. “Now what the hell do you want?
“Can’t I just be here to visit my smoochiekins?”
Your eyebrow twitched. Since the first time you had managed to best him he considered the two of you an ‘item’. Complete with ridiculous nicknames (aka: smoochiekins and luvlips), dates (aka: he kidnapped you and made you dinner, several times), and kissing (aka: he’d attempt to kiss you and you’d just punch him really hard in the face). You of course thou
Deadpool X Reader (part 1)Ok, before we start, I just was bored and was inspired by so many ______ X Reader stories, so I thought, "hey, why not make my own?" 8DDeadpool X Reader (part 1)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
At the Teen Titan tower. 4:30 p.m
At the couch
You sat on the couch watching Cyborg and Beastboy play videogames. You watched the flying space ships with awe and amusement. But that ended quickly every time Cyborg won. Beastboy would constiantly shout and say that Cyborg cheated and Cybog would just laugh. You rolled your eyes and stood up. "Hey, where are you going ______?" Beastboy asked you as he watched you get up from the couch. You sigh and turn to him and repy, "Im just gonna go and...uh...draw! Yeah, Im just gonna go and draw...OK?" Beastboy nodded and turned back to Cyborg and continued his protesting. You sighed and walked over to Starfire at the kitchen making another strange food from her home planet. She turns and looks at you with a smile, "Greetings friend! What brings you here?" Y
Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 1Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Chapter 1: Worthless Tears
Your little body hid away from your parents. You were four years of age, holding a small 44 magnum. You breathe heavily, father told you crying was a sign of weakness and mother told you that any hint of pain was a dead giveaway. You sighed in relief, a few deep cuts and bruises aren’t bad, right? You took a peek from your hiding spot noticing your dad was holding a machete and your mother was holding an AK-47. They trashed the house to find you. After gathering strength and courage, your little body rolled to the other side of the room.
They didn’t notice.
“(Naaame)…” your mother cooed, looking at her surroundings. You hid inside a cabinet, and loaded your gun carefully. Footsteps of your father came closer, then in front of your hiding spot. You forced your heart to beat slower to prevent your heavy breathing. The footsteps went away, causing your head to become clearer.
Just a Video Game? ch. 2Just a Video Game? ch. 22 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Pairing: Deadpool x Reader
Warning: Contains suspense and Deadpool's annoying mouth.
It was refreshing to play a game of Deadpool, with him talking to me like I was stupid, good, must mean it's working. Though, this morning I felt a presence in my house, like someone was watching me. But again, I had fun playing that game, and it ended stupidly, when the strangest thing happened.
It was just like yesterday, Deadpool and the other guy were making stupid remarks to each other, when Deadpool said something that was totally out of script!
"Yeah, lucky for us the player is a total hottie!"
I paused the game, what did he just say... I brushed it off as nothing.
"Well, considering that she just paused the game to think about it, she's figured us out by now."
"Pff! Bull, she doesn't at all suspect me! Right, babe?"
"Dead give away."
I shut off the game, what the hell?! Okay, that's freaky, and now I was conside
Deadpool X reader. Part 3.~ You Hugged him ~Deadpool X reader. Part 3.1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You could tell he was shocked. You thought you moved too fast. Or if he was creeped out.
Before You could finish, He hugged you tight and didn't Let go, It felt like forever til he let go.
You: Its alright...
Deadpool: Is it?
He gave you a poor look.
You: Yes. Its Not about what you look like Deadpool.
Deadpool: Please, Call me Wade...
You: Alrighty, Wade.
Wade: Let me take you out for dinner tonight. Ill pick up some chimichangas and Pick You up at 7. Where Do you wanna go?
You: Ive always wanted to see the S.H.E.I.L.D HQ. Y'know, Where Spidey and them work?
Wade: Yes, I know. Ill take you up to the roof. So you can see everything.
You smiled, And walked him to the door. He waved and you waved back.
7:05 Outside of your patio.
You: Ugh, Where is he?
You saw Wade, Running up to you, He was still wearing his suit. But he added a bowtie. You giggled. He handed you flowers.
~How Cute!~ You thought.
Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 2Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Chapter 2: Forgiveness goes with Discipline
Still trapped in chains inside of me
The other me waits for her turn
Under attack, we switch places and she is in control
Taking away everything that reminded of me
Her name is (Name).
She is now 18. A very troublesome age, in fact, it was time for her to go to college. Brooklyn University seems alright.
She was forever calm, anger puts her into trouble. Anger puts her powers into use. (Name) swore that would never use her powers, and if she did, it would be of good use. So, she stayed away from the crowds and taught herself piano. Although she wasn’t an expert, her stress would cease into still waters. (Name) would sometimes look up into the sky, asking God to soften her heart in times where there was darkness if she couldn’t do anything.
The girl now has a step-mother, and only a step-mother, a very worried one also. Recently rehabilitated from drugs and alcohol, she adopted (Name) (when
Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 3Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Chapter 3: The Truth in her Eyes, the lie out of her lips
Like a heroine
I want to see true love
From inside this book
I longed for a scene of Déjà vu
College became worse by the days. Peer pressure was unavoidable and (Name) couldn’t do anything about it. She cannot trust anyone besides (Best Friend’s Name) since she had a medical record and wishes to be cured, thus making peer pressure for her much easier. It was been a few months since Deadpool’s encounter with (Name) and she was starting to forget because of tests and quizzes. (Name) is terribly stressed.
“Care for some coffee?” (Best Friend’s Name) asked her after class, she bought one for herself and her best buddy at a nearby Starbucks. (Name) smiled brightly, she needed the energy to go through the afternoon with her step-mom.
“Yes, thank you,” (Name) took a sip and smiled at her. “How are you?”
Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 4Deadpool X Reader: HEROINE SYNDROME 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Deadpool X Reader
Chapter 4: Conceal, don’t feel, and don’t let him see…
I’m always dreaming
About a little princess
In a short imaginary story
That goes accordingly as wished
The beat of my heart cries out
How much I’m in love with you
So much so that I’m suffocating
How about a love like that?
It’s been weeks and everything was according to plan. (Name) studied hard for her exams, worked part time for (Best friend’s Name)’s health, and helped Deadpool hack into someone’s security for his mission. She was satisfied, but the problem was that she felt a strange feeling when Deadpool was around.
“Ohoho! You are in love, (Name)!” (Best friend’s Name) laughed on
Reclaim Chapter 1 - Deadpool x ReaderBeing a young adult in the current world is quite hard. You learn to take care of yourself and your own bills and life in general. But learning to deal with that is hard, and getting work is hard. You need to have experience to get a job, but you get experience from having a job, and you’re pushed into a circle of death. Well not death, but one could say it felt like death. All the stress of not being able to eat or sleep really stressed anyone. And you, [Name] weren’t any different. You had your studies to pay too, and your rent, your food and your bills. Needless to say you were stressed out of your mind, atleast were. Since you got some work as a beta tester for games, you were finally able to pay for everything. It was quite different than what you were expecting, considering that most of the games were developed in Japan or China; it took a while for you to get your hands on any games. But you still got good money, and you got good money from playing games, that was aReclaim Chapter 1 - Deadpool x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This