PIEGUYDIZ.avdiePIEGUYDIZ.avdie3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
OK, I LOAVE PIEGUYRULZ. He's so awesome, and cool. But theirs this one video that scared me so hard I got a heart attack. I was looking in my subscription box, and their was a video called “PIEGUYDIEZ.AVDIE” I was so stupidly curious I click on the video and I was shock what was shown. The view count was 666, the comments all said “die”, the users that comment were “Bluudydeth.mrdr” and their was NO description. This got me to jump and almost gave me a heart attack, but decided to watch it anyway. The video was 6:12 long, and really scary.
The video started like any kind of PIEGUYRULZ video will do, the video showed the wallpaper of PieGuy while he said his catchphrase. “Hey guys PIEGUYRULZ here and...” he stop as a LOUD crash of a door was heard, a black guy said, “GET YOUR @$$ DOWN HERE B!%(#” he said. “OMG, What the F@
How to Invent a Good UsernameTime for a quickie tutorial!How to Invent a Good Username4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Your username (also known as nick) gives one of first impressions of you when introducing yourself online. At the best, your username tells people you're an original person with good taste, and at the worst, it blends you to the mass of people lacking imagination.
GENERAL ISSUES TO THINK ABOUT
Here is a list about issues that are healthy to think about in general. After this section, I'll give you "not to do" and "to do" lists about creating usernames. So...
The most important thing is that YOU like your name. If you don't feel cozy with your username, it will irritate you sooner or later. However, especially if you are still young or new with Internet, be prepared for that your naming taste may change later and you may dislike that name you picked first! (That's something I have seen in the comments of this tutorial.)
For example, my first online username was, if I remember correctly, my given name + my birth year (like, Lisa90,
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 1Me: Hello, I'm Fhqwhgads-2! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! *clears throat* Long ago, in the network of Nickelodeon, there came a very simple basis of a show. A sea sponge who would bring us joy and laughter to us everywhere. He had everything. He had good humor, he had strategy, he had well-paced stories, he had all sorts of internet memes created from certain scenes. And his name was SpongeBob SquarePants. He was no doubt one of Nickelodeon's greatest creations, and after his one theatrical release, it seemed the time had come for him to-Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SpongeBob Season 8 card is shown
Me: GODDAMMIT! IT'S STILL ON?!
Clips from the show play
Me: Yes, like a lot of people out there, I just wish SpongeBob would just up and die at some point! It's no doubt he started off strong at the begining of his career, but after his big movie, we all thought that he started going straight downhill with all sorts of episodes that would make his osculums hurt. It's no
HINAUCHI- Customer review do not commission herSo I thought I would let you all know that back in march of 2011 I had commissioned HinaUchi for a piece of art that I had originally planned to give to :iconcrazy-voodoo-lady: for her birthday. Which is in july.HINAUCHI- Customer review do not commission her2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Time went, july came and pasted, I never saw my art that i paid for. Now in late August I had to ask for a refund from HIna because I lost my camera that was my birthday present from my mom and I needed to replace it before my mom found out. For those of you that don't know my family be thankful. My mom can scare the crazy neighbor who has the gun.
Hina Had spent my money in the time and thus couldn't afford to give me my refund. instead she made a journal for me asking others to commission me. While helpfull not that helpfull >.>
I then waited a YEAR, with questions here and there about my art. before I finally got it and she put little effort into it.http://hinauchi.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=silvernightphoenix#/d4ve8mp she even states herself that she does not like it. I spe
Cathylove Commentaries: Pattycakes Part 1 of part1Cathylove Commentaries: Pattycakes Part 1 of part12 years ago in Humor More Like This
WARNING: This is just...desturbing...
DISCLAIMER: I don't own this.
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville.
April: It's Ponyville. DUH!
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everypony was out having fun in the nice weather. It was all thanks to the most dependable pegasus on the weather team: Rainbow Dash.
April: Rainbow Dash fuck the world!
The pony in question was at the moment resting on what to her might very well be the most comfortable cloud in all of Equestria after a hard day of handling the weather like she normally did. She had been resting for awhile when she just thought about another appointment that she had to keep. Getting up and stretching her wings, she flew low over the busy town. Looking down she spotted Scootaloo who gave her idol a friendly wave.
April: Sounds like normal Ponyville, right???
Smiling, Dash waved back and went on her way to her destination. It didn't take long for her to reach her long time friend's house. Rainbow Dash landed on the front ste
waah waah i'm an emowaah waah i'm an emo10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
why must i live on
my girlfriend dumped me
COME ON MICHELLE
I THOUGHT THOSE 2 WEEKS
MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
BUT YOU JUST WANTED TO STEAL MY RETAINER
SO EVERYBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME
AND MAKE ME CRY
i hate my parents
i told them
get me gum at walmart
cause i'm so sad about michelle
and they said
sorry, we forgot
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME MOM AND DAD
I WANNA DIE
i lost my chucks
i'm so sad
now i won't look as emo and gay
as i did before
i think those poor kids across the street took them
the blue collar single parent family
they're not rich like me so i'm gonna be gay to them
they only make $50000 a year
why must my life be so hard
my house is too big
i wanna cry about it
it takes me a while to vacuum
which takes up my crying time
so i cry while i vacuum
but i hate it
cause i can't hear myself as good as i usually do
so i cry really loud and hurt my throat
My Wolfaboo research reportMy Wolfaboo research report4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The Temperament and Behaviour of Wolfaboos
(Warning: This report is meant to be sarcastic and satirical! Do not take it word for word!)
Hello Anti-Wolfers, I have recently been studying more about Wolfaboos and I would like to share with you all my research report.
As one may ask "what is a wolfaboo?"
Well to be brief, a wolfaboo is a wolf-loving extremist who view wolves as religious idols. They worship their "beautiful and majestic" wolves by drawing eye- searing sparkle dogs as tributes.
Nobody knows what really causes the wolfaboo population to grow so rapidly but it has been suspected that the media is to blame, for their portrayal of wolves in popular games and movies. In fact, the primary nourishment for wolfaboos seems to be entertainment featuring wolves such as Balto, Okami, Wolf's Rain and Twilight Princess.
update: The upcoming movie "Alpha and Omega" is likely to lure in and spawn even more wolfaboos. A devastating outcome indeed.
The wolfaboos main habitat is t
Bedtime Story for MikeyEveryone was fast asleep. Donnie fell asleep in his lab again. Leo and Raph were in their own rooms, when all of a sudden they heard screaming. It was coming from Michelangelo's room.Bedtime Story for Mikey1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Donnie almost fell out of his chair, and by the time he got up to go check on Mikey, Leo and Raph were already there. Mikey was still crying and he was shaking.
"Mikey it's ok it was just a nightmare." Leo said.
"No don't take Leo or Raphie or Donnie!" It seemed like Mikey was still half sleeping and talking in his sleep.
Raph was getting worried so he started to shake Mikey to wake him up. After a few minutes of shaking Mikey and calling his name Mikey's eyes finally opened. His eyes were full of fear. "Raphie you ok!" Mikey ran and gave Raph a great giant hug. Mikey was still crying.
Leo took Mikey into his arms and was trying to calm him down. "Ok Mikey wanna talk about your nightmare?"
"Ok Leo, well I went wif you guys on patrol outside and man wif helmet wif claws on his hands who says he hates us to
Chuggaaconroy QuotesChuggaaconroy QuotesChuggaaconroy Quotes3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"SCREW YOU PEOPLE!" Mario Party
"I cheated DEATH twice!" Super Mario Sunshine
"I are totally smart." Mother 3, Firered, Crystal
"It's the magical land of Windows XP!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Steve's a freakin' trooper." Pikmin
"He's soooooooooooo fruuuuuuuiiiiiittttttttyyyyyy!" Okami
"I are smart." Firered, Mother 3
"...looks like it is and OH MY GOD" Crystal
"YOU GOT THE THINGGGGG!" Wind Waker
"Suupper Ma ri o o RPG, it is the only game just for me...." Super Mario RPG.
"Hey Jon, DON'T EAT THE MUSHROOM." Mario Party
"..unscrew a screw to screw a screw." Super Luigi Galaxy
"Kirby!" Any of them really...
"Teddy!" See above.
"Suicide makes everything better!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"What do you mean I did badly on time?!" Okami
"Two for the price of one grandma!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Look at my star bit count, I had enough star bits to buy a PS3 at launch value over three attempts ago!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"For the love of Hilary Duff on a stick!" Mother 3
TMNT - Berry PickingOnce upon a time, four cloaked turtle brothers wandered through the forest. The eldest wore a blue cloak to hide his turtle figure. His name was Leonardo and he was the turtle in charge. He led his brothers along the winding roads of the forest. Behind him was the second oldest. His cloak was a dark red. It looked like it had been through a lot judging by the stains and tares. Raphael was his name. Behind Raphael, the third oldest turtle in purple trudged along. He was slightly taller than his brothers. But what he made up for in height, he lacked in muscle as he was scrawniest out of the eldest brothers. He went by Donatello.TMNT - Berry Picking1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
And the last of the turtles was Michelangelo. He was the youngest out of all of them, younger by many years. His oversized orange cloak drowned his tiny body. He stumbled over the ends and kept adjusting the hood so he could see Donatello in front of him. He tried to keep up with his big brothers, but it was a challenge when his legs are not even half the size of
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven ZabuzaNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Zabuza1 year ago in Romance More Like This
It was finally your turn to pick an item. Jiraiya called you to the center of the room and held out the bucket for you. “Good luck. I hope you get who you want.” He laughed loudly as you began your search.
“Hmm, there are a ton of items in here.” You felt around, looking for something interesting. “I have a feeling someone might have put multiple items in here.” Deciding on an item that you couldn't recognize, you lifted it from the bucket “I, don't know what this is.” It was a very smooth rectangular rock.
“That, is a whetstone. It's used for sharpening blades.” Zabuza slowly stood from his seat and walked over to you, taking the block from your hand. “It's very important for me to keep one of these at all times. I couldn’t live up to my name with a dull blade, could I?”
“This, conversation is a bit worrisome. Let's not, try to kill anyone while we're in the closet.” Jiraiya walked to th
The Tall Strong Oak Mikey squealed as he skid around the corner of the couch. Two of his older brothers laughter echoed back at him, and only made move fast as a hand brushed again his head. The fingers wrapped around the streaming tails of his mask, and he could feel it as it was yanked off. Strong arms pulled at him, but as he wiggled away from his captor, and the patter of his feet could be heard as he dashed down the hallway.The Tall Strong Oak1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Donnie let out an exasperated sigh. This was supposed to be the easy job, or so he had told himself. With Master Splinter sick, it had fallen upon his shoulders, as well as Leo and Raph’s, to get Mikey ready for bed. In the long run though, they should have gone over each job more carefully. Who in their right mind put Leo up for cooking Mikey’s supper? Or have Raph give him a bath? And here he was, trying to catch the youngest of them all so that he could drag him away to bed. It would have bee
Final Fantasy Seven Minutes in Heaven RenoFinal Fantasy Seven Minutes in Heaven Reno2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Yuffie dances up to the middle of the room holding a large hat. "Guess what? It's your turn to pick an item." She grins wide and holds the hat out for you. "Good luck, I hope you get someone good."
You walk up to where Yuffie's standing and begin digging around in the hat for an item. A very odd shaped item gets your attention. You lift it from the hat. "Oh, goggles." You look over at Reno. "I didn't even notice you weren't wearing them." You placed his goggles on your head and grinned.
"I feel sorry for you." Yuffie let out an exaggerated sigh. "Reno's no fun, Vincent would have been much better. But rules are rules, now you're stuck with Reno." She grabbed you and Reno's hands and dragged you both to the closet. "Okay, seven minutes. Have fun!' She shoved you both in and slammed the door shut.
"What does she mean, "Vincent would have been better"? He would have just sat in here and stared at the wall. That guy's like talking to a rock half the time you know?" Reno slammed h
Blue Halu and the Mystery SpotDisclaimer: The characters contained within belong to meBlue Halu and the Mystery Spot1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Summary: A little bed time story for Mikey
Note: For competition Culinary-Alchemist is having
Blue Halu and the Mystery Spot
Blue Halu was the wildest wiggling woggle of Fairy Tale Lane. Every day he awoke with a big grin on his face ready to face whatever adventures were awaiting him.
One particular morning he woke up as usual, jumping from his bed and stretching out his wiggling woggle arms excited to start the day. He was distracted almost immediately by a spot moving upon his bedroom wall.
Scampering over his bed he attempted to stand on it so he could better look at this mysterious spot. The white circle jumped around his bedroom wall with a life of its own, teasing Blue Halu to join in the fun. Blue Halu wanted to play, he liked making new friends but his mother called him down for breakfast.
“Mommy,” Blue Halu called loudly
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven HidanNaruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Hidan2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's your turn to pick an item. You walk up to the bucket and start feeling around. Something cold and metallic wraps around your fingers. You lift it out of the bucket. You immediately recognize it as Hidan's necklace. "I'm not so sure this is a good idea." You inwardly cringe.
Hidan was already next to you with his arm around your shoulders. "Too late, you picked out my item, and now I'm not going to let you go." He swept you off you feet and carried you to the closet.
"I don't trust him, if you need anything, just bang on the door and I'll open it right up." Jiraiya reluctantly shut the door.
"I don't think you'll be needing him, I can more than take care of you." Hidan sat down with you in his lap and began kissing you. Just as you expected him to be, he was rough and touchy. You tried to move away from his kiss, but couldn't. His hand was on the back of your head, keeping you firmly in place. After a moment of your struggling he stopped and gave you an
COMMISH: Naruto Fic: Caught Off GuardCOMMISH: Naruto Fic: Caught Off Guard1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Caught Off Guard
Author’s Notes: Point Commission for NyugetoKina who owns the OC Kina Sarutobi.
Summary: Kina returns to her village after years of being gone just as her brother Asuma dies in battle.
It was strange being back in the village once more. So much had changed and yet so much hadn’t. The village still appeared to be the same, but faces were different. Even after three years being away, there was bound to be many new ninjas she never knew of before, but was sure to see some familiar faces soon enough. During her time away, people she knew were killed in action though that wasn’t going to stop the village from continuing to thrive. She did wonder how many had changed since her departure.
As she approached the main entrance to the village, she could see there were now five Hokage heads. When she had left the Third Hokage was back being Hokage as the Fourth was dead, thanks to the Nine Tails, which she knew was sealed deep in Naruto’s body. To her, he d
Code Geass Seven Minutes in Heaven LelouchCode Geass Seven Minutes in Heaven Lelouch1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“It looks like I was selected to host this little game.” Seemingly uninterested in the whole idea, Lelouch stood to his feet and grabbed the book bag filled with the items of other players. “Here, you can go first.” He shoved the book bag into your lap and waited.
“I don't know if I really want to be the guinea pig for this game. What if something goes horribly wrong?” Wrestling with yourself, you finally unzipped the bag and put your hand inside. Your fingers brushed against something smooth, cold and strangely familiar. “Is this?” Lifting it from the bag confirmed your suspicions. “It is a chess piece. The king if I remember correctly.”
“Yes, it is. And ironically, it's also my item.” Though Lelouch smiled, you couldn't tell if it was to be sarcastic, or if he was honestly glad you had picked out his item. You suspected it wasn't the latter. “Well, I guess we'd better start then. Suzaku, time us wou
HOW TO AVOID BEING TROLLEDHOW TO AVOID BEING TROLLED3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome to my deviantART guide on how to avoid & handle trolls and other conflicts. Following the advice given here will help you in being a better deviant, and enhance your overall experience within the community.
I would like to point out a few basic things before we begin.
You are a part of deviantART, which is a community with a vast population of individuals.
These individuals have their own opinions, views, talents, etc. They, also, have distinct personalities and attitudes. These deviants are here for their own personal reasons, as are you. They're people.
You, being a part of deviantART, must understand that you'll be sharing your art, opinions and sometimes even life, on this very public website.
You must accept that, out of the big mass of individuals, several will not agree with what you do or what you think, several will not like your art, your posts, your journals, everyth
Letters (KakaSaku)Letters (KakaSaku)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: I, Lady Sassy Sas, do hereby disclaim all rights to the wonderful world that is Naruto.
It was pure hell.
It was about eleven at night and he stood there watching the gates with his eye. He had been doing this every night for the last week or so. Halfway through the week Naruto and Sai had joined him. He rarely spoke and if he did it was only to answer questions with a grunt or one-worded phrases but few questions were asked.
It was a mild night and a gentle breeze swept through Konoha. ANBU members were making their rounds through the village. He couldn't see, smell or hear them and he couldn't sense their chakra but he knew they were there; the shadows of Konoha.
When he had first started this vigil he had paced. Then he had tried to read his Icha Icha series. When that failed to hold his attention he had kept Kotetsu and Izumo company and even helped them in their gate duties but that didn't distract him for long.
Now? Now he just stood there, hands in p
Radda Raddaradda radda radda,Radda Radda5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
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Impressions from 501 - Previewi.Impressions from 501 - Preview1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The linguist professor is the new guy, fresh-faced, all clean lines, colorful ties, and ironed slacks. The shiny, professional façade fades at the end of each day when he leaves his office in cargo shorts, skateboard underneath one arm.
The ins and outs of various students are muffled, somewhat, by the silence of the regulars. Almost exclusively female, these pockets of still water read quietly while the world around them shuffles about, like particles in a dust storm meeting a particularly deep-rooted tree.
She doesn’t look like she’s from Kentucky; she doesn’t look like anyone from below the Mason-Dixon line with her high heels, patterned stockings and lion’s mane of blonde corkscrews. But sometimes she talks about Momma, chicken wire fences, and bare feet summers and maybe I could see her in scraped-knee jeans instead of pencil skirts.
Throat cancer took his hair, but not his brain, nor his chipper attitude. He strides long, like a blac
Lighthouses and Rockets1. Lights OutLighthouses and Rockets2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He lived in an abandoned lighthouse. Always said he'd get it fixed up, be a light for lost souls, but he never did. He always ended up spending his income on coats and shoes for the homeless.
We buried him at sea last week. It was a cold, grey service, but our feet were warm.
I drove from San Francisco to New York, Seattle to El Paso, down every back road and blue highway, all the late night diners and greasy
spoon truck stops, checked into every hotel, motel, bed and breakfast inn, and campsite. Then the neighborhood library closed down and no map could lead me back home again.
3. Pink and Yellow
His first word was yellow and his life was infused with sunshine. Sun in the windows, in the wheat fields of his home, sun in his paintbrush; sun in the smile of his wife and the laugh of his daughter whose first word was pink and whose hair was the most brilliant shade of yellow.
Everyone can be compared to a light source. My fathe
Old SoulsDoc says I’m an oldOld Souls6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
soul, with my postcards
and letters, and waste-no-words
policy. Doc says old souls still make eye
contact instead of playing with iPhones,
mirrors that stare back, and tell
us who we are by knowing
who they are.
Doc tells me I’m an old
soul in a young body, taming
wild Internets and bringing my words
to heel like a triple score
in a game of Scrabble.
That I was born in the wrong
decade, that I was meant to punch
typewriter keys like a boxer,
that the twenty-first century
wasn’t made for old souls like mine.
Doc thinks I’m too old
to be twenty-three, constantly forgetting
the barriers of my few years.
Like that I never wrote about myself
until he gave me moments
worth writing down, and cared
about the person behind the words.
That I learned who I was by learning
who he was, and drew a timeline
of intersection points where each
node became a poem, and each poem
became a stepping stone.
Doc unearthed an old
soul in my notebook.
Old like a favori
Santa Fe de BogotaSimón Bolívar found you como una Flor de Mayo.Santa Fe de Bogota2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I know that in your swelling city heart
you long por el mar, por la sal del mar,
but instead you straddle the roads,
hunker down over your landscape and breathe
your car fumes, inspiras las fumas como sombras,
espiras tranquilidad inquieta.
Colombia, madre, you have become
bloated in your old age, have grown your
ankles, pálidos e inflamados;
you should have been a sea lion,
morena y rapida y a la cresta como la espuma.
Mi alma, I will bring you the sea salt to run through your hair,
diamonds with which to crown your mane.