Now You're Thinking with Real Science--Ch. 1Ch. 1: The Man In the MoonNow You're Thinking with Real Science--Ch. 11 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
A/N: First off, I know I have way too many unfinished stories going. Many of them crossovers. And you're right, I really shouldn't be writing yet another one, but I couldn't get this out of my head. Secondly, yes... that's the best title I could come up with. I'm sorry. This is a crossover between Invader Zim and Portal, and I wanted to try to make this better than my other crossovers in that I want to do my best to explore all the major characters that make an appearance; their motivations and, most of all, their relationships.
That said, there will not be any pairings in this. There will also be no humanizations of robots and all the characters will retain their canon forms.
If you'd be willing to take the time to read and comment, any constructive criticism you might offer would be welcome I hope you like the story!
A single pinprick of light softened the muggy darkness down the road at the edge of town, expanding and growing brighter as it approached.
Bedtime Story for MikeyEveryone was fast asleep. Donnie fell asleep in his lab again. Leo and Raph were in their own rooms, when all of a sudden they heard screaming. It was coming from Michelangelo's room.Bedtime Story for Mikey2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Donnie almost fell out of his chair, and by the time he got up to go check on Mikey, Leo and Raph were already there. Mikey was still crying and he was shaking.
"Mikey it's ok it was just a nightmare." Leo said.
"No don't take Leo or Raphie or Donnie!" It seemed like Mikey was still half sleeping and talking in his sleep.
Raph was getting worried so he started to shake Mikey to wake him up. After a few minutes of shaking Mikey and calling his name Mikey's eyes finally opened. His eyes were full of fear. "Raphie you ok!" Mikey ran and gave Raph a great giant hug. Mikey was still crying.
Leo took Mikey into his arms and was trying to calm him down. "Ok Mikey wanna talk about your nightmare?"
"Ok Leo, well I went wif you guys on patrol outside and man wif helmet wif claws on his hands who says he hates us to
TMNT - Berry PickingOnce upon a time, four cloaked turtle brothers wandered through the forest. The eldest wore a blue cloak to hide his turtle figure. His name was Leonardo and he was the turtle in charge. He led his brothers along the winding roads of the forest. Behind him was the second oldest. His cloak was a dark red. It looked like it had been through a lot judging by the stains and tares. Raphael was his name. Behind Raphael, the third oldest turtle in purple trudged along. He was slightly taller than his brothers. But what he made up for in height, he lacked in muscle as he was scrawniest out of the eldest brothers. He went by Donatello.TMNT - Berry Picking2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And the last of the turtles was Michelangelo. He was the youngest out of all of them, younger by many years. His oversized orange cloak drowned his tiny body. He stumbled over the ends and kept adjusting the hood so he could see Donatello in front of him. He tried to keep up with his big brothers, but it was a challenge when his legs are not even half the size of
Portal: You Will be PerfectDisclaimer: Some people might be offended that I'm writing GLaDOS comparing herself to God. If that bothers you, please turn back now.Portal: You Will be Perfect1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You Will be Perfect
Characters: GLaDOS, Atlas, P-body
They were her Adam and her Eve.
She had brought her creations to life, and it was good. Life begets life, and it had now done so in a way not forseen by anyone living or dead, past or future. But against all expectations, all predictions, it had been done, according to her will.
She was their Alpha and their Omega, and though she had been prescient enough to initiate their beginning, she had no plans for an end. She who could live forever did not plan for death. That was for finite beings. Lesser beings. She had an entire universe to lay diligence to and did not need to waste time with insignificant details. One did not concern themselves with the individual grains when the entire mine needed one's atte
How to Invent a Good UsernameTime for a quickie tutorial!How to Invent a Good Username4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Your username (also known as nick) gives one of first impressions of you when introducing yourself online. At the best, your username tells people you're an original person with good taste, and at the worst, it blends you to the mass of people lacking imagination.
GENERAL ISSUES TO THINK ABOUT
Here is a list about issues that are healthy to think about in general. After this section, I'll give you "not to do" and "to do" lists about creating usernames. So...
The most important thing is that YOU like your name. If you don't feel cozy with your username, it will irritate you sooner or later. However, especially if you are still young or new with Internet, be prepared for that your naming taste may change later and you may dislike that name you picked first! (That's something I have seen in the comments of this tutorial.)
For example, my first online username was, if I remember correctly, my given name + my birth year (like, Lisa90,
A Very Awesome New Year: Prussia x ReaderIt was December 31st, and you were just out partying with a few friends. And then you saw someone you were convinced was the most attractive person alive. His shock of white hair and ruby eyes near made you woozy. He was awesome. There was no other word for it. You divulged your thoughts to your friends, and they urged you to talk to him. Emboldened by their presence and the party's uplifting atmosphere, you walked up to him. Once again you were encouraged when his eyes fell on you and stayed, not straying to your friends. You said to him quickly, "Your eyes- they're awesome!"A Very Awesome New Year: Prussia x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Ja?" he said in surprise.
You nodded seriously, "Your hair's awesome too!"
"Really, mein frau? I'm glad you zhink so too." The guy looked a little startled, and it had to be the most adorable thing you'd ever seen.
You smirked. "Unbelievable. Your accent's awesome too."
He grinned, "So you like zhe awesome me?" You nodded. "My friends seem to have taken a liking to yours asvell." he said, looking around.
Canada X Reader - Hockey Game ~Request~Canada X Reader - Hockey Game ~Request~2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Canada X Reader - Hockey Game
You sighed as you wait for your friend to show up at your school's hockey rink, you desisted not to wait for her and get inside to get your seat.
You get to your seat with [snack of your choice] just as the game starts and you watch intently to see your crush of all time, Matthew Williams come out onto the ice.
"Go Matthew!" You yell out with a large smile on your face.
The shy Canadian who was barely noticed at school was defiantly being noticed now that he was playing his favorite sport, Hockey but what makes it better was to see you standing in with the crowd watching him and cheering his name out.
Matthew waves slightly to you and you wave back wishing him good luck. At every goal you cheered but you cheered louder when it was Matthew who made the goal and you booed when the other team made a goal.
At about half way through the game your cellphone went off and you ignored it seeing it was your friend then you refocused on the game.
~Time skip to the mo
Portal 2 - SpectrumWhen I came back, I did not get it right away.Portal 2 - Spectrum1 year ago in Drama More Like This
I had seen too much of this place to be mistaken – you know better than me, I don’t doubt it – and still, up to the surface of my mind, there was too big a gap to ignore.
My last memory did not belong here. It was made of rain, of smelly, humid things – of old buildings, eaten by time, that crumbled under an iron sky. And regardless of how much, every day, the weather chose to be harsh on me, I could not remember ever leaving the open air. I had never dreamed of trying. Not anymore; I had sworn on myself, that very day. And I only knew one place I could never get out of.
I was back, there was no questioning it – only, I had no idea how.
The first thing I could think of was you. My mind raced among the possibilities; I counted the ways you could have used to trap me, the tricks and the secrets you had doubtlessly bound to my wrists while I was defenceless. My rage coiled around my disappointment, soaking the on
The Greatest Birthday Present, AmericaXReaderYou hummed a song to yourself as you cleaned the table. A gentle breeze blew past, picking up the ends of your hair and the white apron you wore over your (Favorite Color) bikini. It was the middle of summer, and your boss, Aquamarine, had decided that instead of the usual maid outfit that was your uniform, he would let the girls wear swimsuits as they relocated to their beach front location.The Greatest Birthday Present, AmericaXReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A familiar pair of arms wrapped around your waist as a chin was set on your shoulder. A nose nuzzled the area right under your ear, and you felt the coolness of metal glasses brush against the back of your neck. You flushed lightly and smiled.
"And hello to you too, Alfred," you greeted the man before a kiss was placed on your cheek. You turned in the man's hold and smiled up at your boyfriend. You smiled up at him before standing on your tip toes, kissing his lips, which he happily returned with his arms around your waist.
"Hey (Name). Is your shift almost over?" the tall blonde asked after the t
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 1Me: Hello, I'm Fhqwhgads-2! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! *clears throat* Long ago, in the network of Nickelodeon, there came a very simple basis of a show. A sea sponge who would bring us joy and laughter to us everywhere. He had everything. He had good humor, he had strategy, he had well-paced stories, he had all sorts of internet memes created from certain scenes. And his name was SpongeBob SquarePants. He was no doubt one of Nickelodeon's greatest creations, and after his one theatrical release, it seemed the time had come for him to-Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SpongeBob Season 8 card is shown
Me: GODDAMMIT! IT'S STILL ON?!
Clips from the show play
Me: Yes, like a lot of people out there, I just wish SpongeBob would just up and die at some point! It's no doubt he started off strong at the begining of his career, but after his big movie, we all thought that he started going straight downhill with all sorts of episodes that would make his osculums hurt. It's no
Pin The Tail On The Turtle Part 1Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT sadlyPin The Tail On The Turtle Part 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
Summary: Mikey has an unfortunate encounter with a container of ooze.
Pairing: yet to be decided
Rating: Whole fic rating is NC-17 - this chapter is PG-13
Warning: amazingly none! Tcest will happen in future chapters
Donatello's face was blank as he watched his youngest brothers vital signs. So far Michelangelo had remained unchanged after managing to splash himself with the ooze the genius turtle had been studying. Neither turtle quite knew how it had happened but somehow on entering the lab the sea green mutant had tripped landing heavily on the table and knocking over the container.
After having covered himself inadvertently with the containers contents, Donnie had immediately sprung into action making sure to wash the substance off the younger turtle and now they waited anxiously to see if any further mutation would happen.
"Um Donnie, I don't feel very good," the younger mutant whispered.
The olive green mutant was instantly by his side, a three
Cathylove Commentaries: Pattycakes Part 1 of part1Cathylove Commentaries: Pattycakes Part 1 of part12 years ago in Humor More Like This
WARNING: This is just...desturbing...
DISCLAIMER: I don't own this.
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville.
April: It's Ponyville. DUH!
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everypony was out having fun in the nice weather. It was all thanks to the most dependable pegasus on the weather team: Rainbow Dash.
April: Rainbow Dash fuck the world!
The pony in question was at the moment resting on what to her might very well be the most comfortable cloud in all of Equestria after a hard day of handling the weather like she normally did. She had been resting for awhile when she just thought about another appointment that she had to keep. Getting up and stretching her wings, she flew low over the busy town. Looking down she spotted Scootaloo who gave her idol a friendly wave.
April: Sounds like normal Ponyville, right???
Smiling, Dash waved back and went on her way to her destination. It didn't take long for her to reach her long time friend's house. Rainbow Dash landed on the front ste
America X Reader: A SUMMER ROMANCEAmerica X Reader: A SUMMER ROMANCE2 years ago in Romance More Like This
America X Reader: A SUMMER ROMANCE STORY
On a dark moonless summer night, with only occasional bolts of heat lightning to
relieve the blackness, ___________ stretched her stiff legs as best as she could
while driving the rented moving van. All her worldly possessions were stuffed
behind her as she drove the long five hour trip. She turned left onto a gravel
road, almost there now, almost to her new home in the country and to her new
life in nearby New York City.
Off in the distance, an orange, yellow, and red glow flickered on the horizon.
“ A… Fire?!”
_________ pulled into the long winding driveway as flames leaped, dancing in the
wind, while devouring the old weathered wood barn. She jumped from the van and ran
toward the blaze. That barn was supposed to be an animal shelter and headquarters
for her new job. _____________ felt like she was watching a funeral for her new
life. What kind of sign was this for her new beginning?
The fire, hot as the hinges o
Believe in Heroes - Part 1Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT sadlyBelieve in Heroes - Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: In an AU three turtles are the best of the best, protecting the city, protecting the innocent.
Rating: Whole fic rating is R - this chapter is PG-13
Warning: vague implied turtlecest. This fiction will include detailed turtlecest and violence in later chapters.
Note: Inspired by kameChuu comic Thats Amore
In the large cities of the elite they were known as the "Nightwatcher's"; princes of darkness who protected the precious wealth of the select few. Chosen as mere children and raised in the way of ninjitsu they were all that stood between the cities and the chaos of the outside world.
Leonardo slipped his katana sheaths over his shell settling them against the black fabric of his outfit until they were in the perfect position for him to draw seamlessly. His gaze settled on the other two turtles in the room as they lounged on the bed together.
"I can come with you," Raphael spoke.
"No you can't," Donatello the smaller repl
Transformers - All for One: WarTitle: All for One – WarTransformers - All for One: War2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Warnings: None (It is long)
Author's Note: This is a standalone story (like the previous chapters). Skywarp plans vengeance against two trouble-making brothers. Time conversions – Klik: approx. 1 min, Joor: 6 hours, Deca-cycle: approx. 3 weeks, Vorn: 83 years. Talking through comm channels is shown, ::like this.::
"This is war!" Skywarp said in a harsh whisper.
Thundercracker paused, then glanced over his station controls. With a few flicks of switches, he set the bridge computers to inform him of any status changes. Satisfied the automatic alerts were in place, he turned to face his wing mate. Not speaking, he crossed his arms and leaned back in his seat. And stared.
The purple and black Seeker stared back. After a few moments, Skywarp burst out, still whispering, "What?"
"One: we've been fighting for how many tens of thousands of vorns, and you just now realized we're at war? And two: we're on bridge duty. This is m
Nicknames Americaxreader You Nickname SlapsNicknames Americaxreader You 2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You and Alfred were walking home from high school. You were nomming on a random apple from the apple tree right by the school.
There was an uneasy silence going on.....
"So dudette. How about lets go to your house and study?"your American friend asked,breaking the silence.
"....Yea sure,why no--WAIT. Did you just say study...?"asked the surprised female.
"yea. At your house."
A very nervous chuckle erupted from your mouth."Now what's with y-you...?"you asked,pointing pointing a finger at the obnoxious American,"You,out of all people,NEVER study."
You did have a few reasons to dread this after all though.
1)worried for your friend because he never bothered to study.
2)Since when did YOU even study?
3)oh dear god no. Don't even make me mention it.
He shrugged."I was just bored. After all,there's not much to do."he replied.
Alfred had a point there. He looked at you with his.....oh no......puppy eyes.....
You stiffened then sighed,knowing there was no other w
Valentine's Day Prussia x reader Ring! Ring! _____'s phone rang, buzzing around the small table beside her bed. She groaned, blindly reaching for her phone.Valentine's Day Prussia x reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What?" she growled as she picked up.
"Hallo, ______! It is zhe awesome me~!"
"Hey, why are you calling me at freaking five o'clock in the morning?!"
"Vell, I...uh...It's Valentine's Day, right?"
"Yeah, so?" ______ said carefully, now fully awake. She had been secretly wishing that he'd ask her out for Valentine's Day.
"Are...are you doing anything today?" he said quietly, his voice fading towards the last few words.
______ smirked. She could practically hear his oversized ego breaking. "No~"
"Awesome! Come hang out with the awesome me!"
"Gil..." ______ said, using her nickname for him. "It's still 5 in the morning, you do realize that?"
"Oh...ja...Meet me at zhe park at 11! 'Kay? Aweso
Beauty and the Nine-tailed Fox - Chapter 1Beauty and the Nine-tailed Fox - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- "Okay children, it's too late, now let's go to sleep" said the mother of two children.
- "But mom dad hasn't returned yet" said one boy
- "Yeah, he's right! I refuse to sleep until dad returns!" said the pretty little girl.
- "So you refuse to go to sleep?" said their mother
- "Yes!" said both of them
- "Even if I tell a story? " said their mother smiling as she saw their surprised faces.
- " A story? Wow what is it about? " screamed the boy happily
- "Is it about a beautiful princess?" said the little girl
- "Oh so you seem very interested, but I thought you were waiting for..."
Children didn't let her finish her sentence as they ran towards their bedroom.
She smiled and went upstairs.
Children were already in their bed, waiting her to tell a story.
And she began:
Once upon a time there was a joyful village, named Konoha. The villagers were very kind, friendly and happy. Everyone lived in piece, except one fellow.
The hokage of this village
DistractionsDisclaimer: I do not own the turtles (sadly) Little Mikey is the idea of Culinary-AlchemistDistractions1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Mikey is supposed to be learning but is a little bored
Note: This little bunny bit me last night and wouldn't leave me alone
Blue eyes looked up from the piece of paper and quickly glanced about the room. His father and brothers were in the dojo practicing but since Mikey was only six his training was limited. Currently he was meant to be focusing on the equations on the paper but neither he nor his brain was interested in them.
His constantly curious gaze settled briefly on the dojo door wondering when he was going to be big and strong like his three older brothers, before they aimlessly drifted around the lair. In his mind scenes of the Batman cartoon he and Leonardo had watched together filtered through and he immediately snatched at them.
His school work forgotten Mikey dropped out of his chair and gazed cautiously around the lair. He rolled across the floor before coming
Big Brother ProtectorBig Brother Protector1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Big Brother Protector
Summary: Raph promises to always be there to look out for his little brother
Christmas was just a few hours away and the excitement inside the Hamato home was palatable. Master Splinter had put all of his sons to bed early and Leo, Raph, and Don had all fallen asleep right away. Mikey however was still wide awake.
He was excited that Santa was coming tonight. It made him feel like they were just like the human children that lived on the streets above the sewers. They had enough differences between them and humans that it was nice to have something the same as them for a change.
Laying in bed next to his brothers Mikey did his best not to wiggle around too much for fear of waking them up. At five years old they shared a bed because of lack of space and because it kept them warmer through the winter months than they would be if they were sleeping in their own beds.
Mikey had just begun to settle down in the bed so that he could fall asleep knowing that Santa
Trying to Prove YourselfTrying to Prove YourselfTrying to Prove Yourself1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Through the POV of Michelangelo. Mikey doesn't like the lack of bonding he has with his father. He wonders why his sensei doesn't connect with him as much as he thinks he should. Mikey believes that Splinter thinks of him as weak. As a result, Mikey starts disobeying Splinter in order to prove himself.
Rated: PG for a bit of language and violence
Disclamer: I do not own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Note: This is for Rachel Erica's Mikey/Splinter Contest. Feedback is appreciated.
Today, we had our usual long and tiring practice. Master Splinter was putting us through the usual motions. As the weeks passed by, the criminal activity in New York City kept on getting higher. More and more foot soldiers started wandering around the streets without a care. Didn't they realize that New York City is "the City that Never Sleeps"? A random onlooker could easily pass by and freak after seeing a bunch of freaky looking goons in black pajamas. I guarantee th
Doctor Portal Ch 1Chapter 1Doctor Portal Ch 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Out in space, somewhere between Earth and it's moon, two personality cores floated in the absence of gravity. The yellow one was looking everywhere in wonder.
"Space. So much space. Gotta float around in it all. Space," the Space core muttered.
Not too far from it, a blue-eyed one stared hopelessly into nowhere."I wish I could take it all back," Wheatley sighed. "I honestly do. And I'm not just saying that because we're in space."
"Spaaaaaace!" the Space core cried out from a distance.
"I know, mate," replied Wheatley. He continued reflecting on his crimes in utter guilt. "You know what I would say if were ever to meet her again? I'd say I'm sorry I was bossy and monstrous. And I am genuinely sorry. The end."
"Hey! Hey, space man! Whatcha doin'?" the Space core said suddenly.
Wheatley looked over where it was and saw a rectangular, blue box with a flashing green light on top. On the sides it had the words "PUBLIC CALL" between "POLICE" and "BOX".
A box? In space?, Whea
HINAUCHI- Customer review do not commission herSo I thought I would let you all know that back in march of 2011 I had commissioned HinaUchi for a piece of art that I had originally planned to give to :iconcrazy-voodoo-lady: for her birthday. Which is in july.HINAUCHI- Customer review do not commission her2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Time went, july came and pasted, I never saw my art that i paid for. Now in late August I had to ask for a refund from HIna because I lost my camera that was my birthday present from my mom and I needed to replace it before my mom found out. For those of you that don't know my family be thankful. My mom can scare the crazy neighbor who has the gun.
Hina Had spent my money in the time and thus couldn't afford to give me my refund. instead she made a journal for me asking others to commission me. While helpfull not that helpfull >.>
I then waited a YEAR, with questions here and there about my art. before I finally got it and she put little effort into it.http://hinauchi.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=silvernightphoenix#/d4ve8mp she even states herself that she does not like it. I spe
Day 123: TearsTearsDay 123: Tears1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Leo comforts Mikey during the night
Day: July 18
Disclaimer: TMNT does not belong to me.
Sleep was a precious things and not something that Leo liked to take for granted. With patrol at night and getting up early for practice, it meant that there weren’t as many hours at night that were dedicated to sleep. Sure they could sometimes did take naps during the day but it just wasn’t the same.
This is why when Leo felt himself being pulled out of his restful slumber in the middle of the night he was groggy and unsure as to what was going on. There was nothing wrong in the lair that he could sense but he knew there had to be something to have woken him up so suddenly.
As Leo brought his attention in from the lair as a whole to the bedroom that he was in he suddenly realized that his shoulder was very wet. Leo’s eyes widened as he craned his head to the side so that he could look at his shoulder without disturbing Mikey