Karkat Vantas x Reader My Human Nurse Is A Pain
// O N L Y W I T H Y O U.. //
Due to recent.. events on my behalf, I ended up making Karkat sick, then deciding to take care of him as it was my fault, he protested but of course, I didn't go down without my opinion at the top.
I rubbed my head, finishing up pouring the steamy soup into the bowl, placing the pot down and then picking up the bowl carefully to not burn myself while carefully bringing it into the other room I had forced Karkat to take camp in it. I placed it gently down on the table, giving him a questionable look upon my face, I wondered if he had the strength to even move his body. We stared at each other until he groaned and looked away, I guess not, I smiled kindly and lifted up a spoonful before blowing on it and bringing it towards his mouth. Chuckling slightly at the memories of my mother pretending it was an airplane, making the sounds as well. Retreating back to the bowl of soup, I brought forth another load of soup, once again, towards h
Karkat Vantas x Reader Soft KittyKarkat Vantas x Reader Soft Kitty2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
// Y O U ' R E M I N E , G O T I T ? //
I tapped away at my laptop. It's been a month since Karkat and I started our red relationship, we haven't changed that much other than being more affectionate, that and Karkat comes over more often, even if it was for the smallest things. Right now, he was over so he could watch more of his usual, sappy romcoms, majority of them that I wasn't really into so we sat on the couch together, him watching his movie and myself, messing about on my laptop.
"Meeeeewwww." I looked over to find my cat, calling for attention sitting up on the sofa armrest. I smiled and called it over, him obeying and climbing down the rest and then right in between my crossed legs. I placed my laptop down on the table then began stroking my cat's little head, down to his spine then back again. Cute, little purrs could be heard from him, it really was adorable. Kissing the little cat's forehead, and him nuzzling back, I looked up and then toward
Karkat Vantas x Reader Fancy A Bet?Karkat Vantas x Reader Fancy A Bet?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
// I T ' S A L L Y O U R F A U L T, I A M F L U S H E D F O R Y O U //
This situation right now, wasn't one I had really expected, at all. Never in a billion, how do trolls put it? Sweeps. I had somehow found myself stuck in a bet, watching Karkat's silly romcoms sitting in his lap. Not to mention it's even more so worse he's my 'flushcrush' as they put it. See occaisionally Strider came over to play some games with me, telling me how awesomely cool it was to be a Strider, and blah blah blah. Unfortunately, Karkat, being the spastic, raging, mutan troll had taken it upon himself to come over as well. Soon afterwards Dave and Karkat began bickering about dj tunest himself, stating Karkat was too much of a whimp and need to grow a pair of balls of the sort. I don't even want to go there about what their anatomy even is.
Anyway, Dave had forced Karkat in a bet, saying something like if he loses, he has to be his personal troll slave for a week. A
Karkat x Reader - Girls are so weird"Gogdammit, it's boiling out here." Your eyes flickered away from the magazine you were currently reading, to rest on the troll laid in a deck chair next to you. Both of you were relaxing in the grassy field behind your house - well, trying to relax at least - and it was one of the hottest days on Earth. Seriously, you were ready to melt into the fabrics of your own striped deck chair.Karkat x Reader - Girls are so weird2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat, the most restless of you both, kept tossing and turning in the chair. All you could do was roll your eyes at your moirail as he squinted at the Earth Sun, batting his arm with the now rolled-up magazine. "Look at the Sun too long and your eyes'll burn from your sockets, Vantas." You warned him, waggling your index finger with a pursed frown.
"Yeah, I know. But I'm just so fucking bored." He scowled, drawing the humid air through his clenched teeth. To be quite honest, so were you. You'd much rather be inside playing video games and slobbing in front of the TV set, but if you l
Something Sweet- Karkat x Reader “(Name)! (Name)! I’m about to beat the fucking game! I only have one more block to go!” Karkat yelled at you in excitement. He was playing some game called ‘Dead Frontier’ or something like that. Honestly, you didn’t understand why he was so happy. It’s just a computer game, not real life. You sighed and shook your head, you guess you did get it, in a way. You knew he rarely ever won any games, especially against Sollux. Though, you suspected that he wasn’t supposed to ‘let his guard down’ while playing the game. You suspected that because of the groan he just made.Something Sweet- Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Karkat,” you said, placing your finger on the sentence you were reading so you wouldn’t lose your place, “I honestly don’t understand why you insist on playing that game when you always die.” That part did confuse you greatly. If he was bad at the game, then why keep on playing? Was it because he thought that
KarkatXReader - Devil's IslandKarkatXReader - Devil's Island2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Damn it! Why can't anything go the fucking way I planned?!" I shouted at nothing.
I had just received the news that I wasn’t going to be able to go to this convention that I've been planning for God knows how many months. My mom wouldn’t let me take her car and she wouldn’t let me go with my moirail Karkat. She thinks that it's "indecent" for a girl to go to Baltimore alone with her boyfriend. But he wasn’t. No matter how many times I explained to my mom that Karkat was my moirail and not my boyfriend, or matesprit as Karkat would call it, she wouldn’t believe me.
I punched the wall out of frustration, leaving a sizable dent that I was going to get scolded about later. Finally, I grabbed my computer and started walking out of my lake side house and started walking to this little rock peninsula thing that I have come to know as devil's rock. I walked to where the little path leading there through the bushes. I carefully made my way to the rock, makin
Sollux Captor x Reader Melt Goes My Ice Cream.Sollux Captor x Reader Melt Goes My Ice Cream.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
// H E Y, C A N W E D O T H I T H M O R E O F T E N ? //
I sighed. The place was pretty crowded. I was wondering if Sollux was really ok in taking me here. And of course, what is so important that he wanted to hang out, especially outside? It's the human world, and of course, people would question Sollux. Maybe even be frightened of him. It actually worried me. I offered to invite him over and we could of played games like we usually do but instead he wanted to take me outside, do some shopping and experience the human lifestyle. Maybe.. just maybe this is a good time to tell him my red feelings.
I looked up at the clock, I wonder if I came too early.. my thoughts soon disappeared when I heard Sollux's voice alert my ears. "[Name]!" I stood up and saw him running, waving in my direction. So he really dared to come outside.. not even changing what he looked like. I am terrified for him. He finally reached his destination and stopped in front of me, giving me
GET OFF YOUR ASS Karkat x ReaderGET OFF YOUR ASSGET OFF YOUR ASS Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x Reader
The blood was rushing to your head as you hanged aimlessly over the edge of Karkat’s couch. You stayed over for a movie night with your buddy, because you both had been dying to see the new Will Smith movie. Now it was ten in the afternoon, you are tired, and you watched as the clean freak troll eagerly wiped away at the floor with his broom. For the millionth time that day he seemed to look up and glare at you, a glare that said ‘You moronic asswipe, come help me clean this dirt pile.’ You didn’t understand Karkat’s infatuation with cleanliness, but you weren’t going to question it. A few boring minutes passed, Karkat was still sweeping, he looked up at you again and this time he had enough. “[NAME]!! Get off your lazy ass and help me clean!” he shouted at you. You shrugged from your upside down position, which made your head tingle due to all the blood rushing to it. “Not my house brosif.&
Forever and Always (Karkat x Reader)Your name is (f/n) (l/n) and you are Karkat Vantas's matesprit.Forever and Always (Karkat x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
This past month and a half has been the happiest of your life. You've never had a boyfriend before (matesprit, whatever) and Karkat is simply the best there is. Sure, he's grumpy as hell and pretty damn annoying too, but he's so sweet, and knows exactly what to do. Probably comes from watching all those rom-coms, giving him a charming side that so few get to see.
But lately, things have been different.
He used to be so... what's a good word, pliable. You would cuddle up against him and though he would grumble, you knew there was a smile on his face, and he would mold against your body until the both of you were comfortable. But now? If you try to cuddle, he stiffens slightly, and though he'll still mold, you can tell it's not comfortable for him anymore. So you don't try anymore. You've seen the guilty looks he gives you when he thinks you're not looking, and it tugs at your heart, because you've got the feeling tha
Promstuck - Karkat x ReaderIt was prom night.Promstuck - Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You could barely contain your excitement as you let the tiniest squeal escape your lips. After a long week of anticipation, it was finally here. The night you had been longing for.
You suddenly stopped mid-step. You realized it just then. How could you have forgotten something as important as this? It was, besides the dress, the most important thing on the list from prom.
How in the hell could you have forgotten to ask someone to the prom? Your heart sank as you knew all the good dates would have been taken. You suddenly considered not going. Slipping off your shoes, you walked back to the couch and slumped down into its softness. Looking to the left, you spotted your photo frame. It held your most precious memory. It was of you and Karkat. It was a photo of the day you became friends. A rare smile was strewn across his face as he had his arm wrapped around your waist. You had your arm slung over his shoulder and you held each other close. His shaggy raven ha
I Give UpI Give UpI Give Up2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x reader
I was trying so hard. I tried everything to get Karkat the perfect gift. I took every chance to give him one, but he was still just being mean and grumpy. He always yelled at me after I gave him his gift to. Saying things like “THIS ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I WANTED FUCKASS.” Why did I put myself through this? Oh yeah, because of my giant flush crush on him. Actually I don’t think it could be a crush anymore. I was as the trolls say, full out red for him.
For his birthday last year I made him a new sweater. He wore it but grumbled about how it wasn’t what he wanted. He seemed happy at everyone else’s gifts though. I mean he didn’t smile but he was Karkat’s version of happy.
For Christmas I got him new sickles. They were red and when put together the handles looked like the cancer symbol. He just looked at them and me then back to the sickles before saying that he already had weapons and didn’t need new ones.
Hot Summer, Cold Vantas- Karkat x Reader It was hot and it was summer. You, despite being born in the south, hated the heat with all your might. Heat was a horrible thing, it was hot, sticky, and humid. Gross and disgusting in your book. What’s worse is that you’re on an alien planet and you didn’t know how hot the temperatures could get. Right now it was about eighty-five degrees, but to you- whose body was severely sensitive to heat- it was like one hundred degrees. Your face was bright red and you were panting.Hot Summer, Cold Vantas- Karkat x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Dear lord God, please help me!” you yelled up at the sky and suddenly got an idea. You had forgotten that the trolls body temperature were about ten degrees lower than that of a humans, what’s better is that the Vantas’ body temperatures were about twenty degrees lower than that of a normal troll, thus the reason why they all wore sweaters. You smiled and started to make your way to Karkat’s hive, preparing yourself for the heat in the said hive. Se
Cramps (Karkat X Reader)Just remember that Karkat cusses a lot, I just don't think that it need the filter thingy.Cramps (Karkat X Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You lay on the couch, staring at the ceiling.
'Fucking period cramps' you think to yourself as you turn on your side, facing the back of the couch.
Yup, it was that time of the month again. Those five to seven days of bleeding, cramps, mood swings, and hunger. You had to cancel your plans with your best friend, Karkat, due to your awful cramps and before you signed off of pesterchum, telling him you couldn't spend the day watching his Romcoms, he stated he was coming over to your house to watch them and when you tried reasoning with him, he wouldn't answer.
So now you are laying there, in pain, waiting for him to arrive.
You hear a knock at the door, and still you lay there, not wanting to move. Several over knocks follow, then finally, someone unlocks the door. Only Karkat knew where the spare key was, so you instantly know it's him.
"(Name)?! Where the fuck are you?!"
Nightmare (KarkatxReader)"Kitkat..."Nightmare (KarkatxReader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Karkat straightened at the sound of you muttering from the doorway. His grey hands slowed their typing, but he grummbled to himself and looked over his shoulder, only to find you rubbing your eyes, your body hunched due to your grogginess. He sighed and snapped,"What is it, (Name)?"
You lowered your hands from your face. Resting a hand against the doorway to make sure you didn't fall due to your fatigue, you replied,"I... I had a nightmare."
The troll let out a groan as he turned his attention back to the computer. The keys clicked repeatedly, giving you the assumption that he was either attempting to hack or chatting to a friend of his. "It's what you get," he said irritably,"You're the one who chose to not sleep in a recuperacoon."
It was a couple of minutes filled with nothing but the clack clack clack of the keys. Karkat could tell you hadn't gone back to your room. You were just standing there, watching. Like you were waiting for something. He groaned again.
I want more Karkat x ReaderCG:Just because we argue,I want more Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
just because we spit and fight.
CG:It never meant I hated you.
I wanted to have a close relationship with you, one that would surpass all the quadrants.
Never wanted to be your kismesis.
CG:Whenever I asked to be in one of your quadrants, you always refused. I asked to be your moirail and auspistice because, I didn’t have confidence you would agree to being my matesprit. But when you asked to be my kismesis, my heart plummeted, but I still agreed. I thought ‘As long as I can be with [Name]’ but now...I can’t stand it. Knowing you hate me, having to inflict pain onto you just to hide my feelings now?! I can’t do it.
I was scared. As a human I was never quite sure about ‘quadrants’ but I still knew what they symbolized. When you offered to be my moirail, to be honest, i
Thunderstorm [Human!Karkat x Reader]Thunderstorm [Human!Karkat x Reader]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
==> Be the scared male.
Thunder clapped outside and you flinched, glaring at the glass sliding door to your balcony. The drapes were wide open, framing the glass nicely in its red beauty. You would have taken a moment to admire your wise choice in drapery (though you had help from your best friend), but you were more focused on the situation at hand. Or rather, the emotion.
It was that of fear.
You typically refused to let your fear show through, the defencelessness it held with it was humiliating, but this was an exception. A very good one, at that, you had to admit.
A storm was raging outside and the curtains were wide open, fully displaying the hell that was the outdoors.
The angry, dark gray clouds outside were distorted, brooding as they dumped sheets of rain down on the city you lived in. Thankfully you didn't have anything on your balcony; otherwise, it would surely be ruined.
[f/n], your best friend, had somehow convinced you to move closer to her recently, in
Chicks and Kisses - Karkat x Reader It was a beautiful easter day and you were out with your best friend, and slight crush, Karkat Vantas. Where were you exactly? The petting zoo your friend Nepeta worked at. She had told you that the week before a bunch of chicks had hatched so what better to do on easter. Of course Karkat had been telling you what a stupid idea this was the whole way there.Chicks and Kisses - Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Really this is the most stupid thing I've ever heard of doing on easter" Karkat said for the millionth time since leaving your house.
"Just shut up would you. We're here ok" you said rolling your eyes. You bought your tickets and walked into the petting zoo.
"(Name)! Karkitty! I'm so glad you guys came!" Nepeta yelled once you were inside. She tackled you and karkat in a hug.
"It's nice to see you too Nep." You giggled at her child like behavor. Karkat just grumbled behind you.
"I'm sorry I can't stay and talk, but I have to get back to work. We can talk when I'm on my brake." Nepeta happly skipped off. You giggled and turned to
Karkat x Reader - CupcakesKarkat x Reader - Cupcakes2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a day similar to any other. Karkat sat on the couch with Sollux, flipping through romcoms while Sollux completely ignored him and typed away on his husktop. It was particularly boring during the day without you around. On a weekday, you got off at around 4:00 p.m. The candy blooded troll glanced up at the clock to see that it was one o’clock in the afternoon. Oh great, he would have three more hours to sit around and do nothing.
“Sollux!” Karkat said, snapping his fingers, “Get off your lazy, mustard blood ass and help me find something to do.
Sollux spoke, though he didn’t look away from the computer screen, “Why don’t you do thomething for [Name]? I’m thure she’d appreciate you getting off your own lazy ath and showing you care.”
Karkat grumbled something under his breath, making Sollux chuckle, obviously happy about pissing him off a bit. Karkat, however, wasn’t as mad as he was intrigued. It was true that he p
Let's be alone together. Karkat x ReaderYou watched the party unfold as you drank the rest of your flat soda. Your good friend, Terezi, was making her way onto the dance floor. Part of you wanted to move to the center of the room and talk to everyone, but you weren't much of a party person. While all the other girls were in dresses, you had opted for skinny jeans and a nice blouse. You grabbed your hoodie, figuring you could sneak out without anyone notici-Let's be alone together. Karkat x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Pretty lame party, huh?" You heard someone say behind you.
You turned around and looked at the all too familiar guy. His hair was a beautiful mess (was that even possible?) and he was wearing his usual black sweater. You loved that sweater.
"Yeah, I was actually planning on leaving now, so I'll see you arou-" You went to go towards the door but the troll stepped in front of you.
"Come on, _____. Don't leave me here alone with all these dumbasses. You're the only partially sane one here besides me." He muttered.
"Listen Vantas, if you hate this party so much then why don'
Body Swap Karkat x Reader"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT (LAST NAME)!"Body Swap Karkat x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"So that's what happens..."
Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.
Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the
asshorns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed.
Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't notice your inspection until it was too late. He didn't even have time to shout before you lifted his (your?) shirt. The mutant blood couldn't believe it. You were CHECKING HIM OUT! Honestly he didn't know whether to be embarrassed or fla-OH HELL NO.
You were extremely fascinated by the troll anatomy so of course you were gonna see
Innocence (Karkat x Reader)Innocence (Karkat x Reader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sup bros? XD My English is not that good, so please tell me if there's any mistakes! And PLEASE no mean comments. o.o;
"YOU NOOKSUCKING JAZZ *FUCKING SPONGE*!"
It's another day, pretty much a normal day for me here at school and again it's me who's yelling after a running Vriska who bullies almost everybody here. That fuckass doesn't know who she's messing with. I'm a troll who is NEVER afraid of her that huge bitch. That's why I guess she's always after me, teasing me.
I knelt down and started to pick up my books that Vriska throw to the ground. "Fucking bitch who has nothing better to do 'cause she has no life anyways," I kept ranting picking up few papers from the ground. 'Vriska you STUPID..' "BITCH-" I stopped dead in my tracks and widen my eyes a bit as I saw a soft hand brushing against mine. Trailing my eyes up to the kneeling form infront of me, my eyes met with (e/c) Pair.
A warm hearted smil
Pop-Rocks (KarkatXreader )your name is _____, and this is whats happening.Pop-Rocks (KarkatXreader )2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) Karkat, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining. “WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS _____?” he bitched as he examined the bag closely.
You giggle quietly, “It's candy. Just try it? Please?” He sighs and rips open the top of the bag. “WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?” “Oh for fuck sake Karkat just eat it!”
He surrenders silently at your sudden snap at him. You watch as he pours a small amount of the red pebble-like candy into his hand. You motion for him to continue and he rolls his eyes but obliges. As soon as the candy hits his tongue you begin to hear the sound of the popping and so does he. His eyes widen and he proceeds to freak the fuck out.
“HOLY SHIT _____ WHAT TH
Get back here you fuckass!( KarkatXReader)A/N: Sorry about language again, i can't help it . Plus it is Karkat, what did you expect?Get back here you fuckass!( KarkatXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed, you had been sitting in your room listening to your friend Dave babble on about random shit for close to four hours and you were trying not to explode at him when suddenly he paused.
"Hey (y/n), are you flushed for anyone?"He asked.
"Why the hell would I tell you if I was?" You finally snapped at him, Dave looked shocked then he grinned.
"Oh, so you ARE flushed for someone.Who is it?" He smirked.
"NO ONE YOU FUCKASS!"
"Is it one of the trolls?" You blushed.
"Is it Gamzee?"
"Is it Tavros?"
"Is it Eridan?"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE AMPORA?" He grinned.
"Is it by any chance Karkat?"You blushed and threw a pillow at his face.
"Okay, not cool.Just for that I might have to go and tell him."He grinned and started walking towards the door.
"You wouldn't.." You said, standing up from your bed.
"Oh, but I would." He smirked as he ran out
Notes [KarkatXreader] You stare at the paper with a bright red face. You turn around and look at the one and only Karkat. You growl to yourself, damn it! Why cant this class be over already. None the less you sit in your chair, anxious.Notes [KarkatXreader]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
* THE BELL RINGS *
You quickly grab your bag and jump out of your chair and wait outside the door for Karkat's slow ass. He takes a quick look at you and blushes brightly before putting his head down and quickly scuttling away [LOL]. You hurry after him.
“Karkat! Karkat wait!” you yell after him. You didnt want to ask him about the note because, well because you're yellin' across the hallway. Isnt it fantastic you all ride the same bus together as well?
You growl and grab his backpack, almost pulling him down. “KARKAT! Mothafucka! Listen to me!” you've