HetaliaxReader [CRACK] - All because of OprahHetaliaxReader [CRACK] - All because of Oprah2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You were currently in your living room, sitting on your red tomato shaped sofa as you watched old Oprah shows. Then, out of the blue, Romano appeared behind your couch and started nibbling on it with much appetite.
Your head shot backwards, glaring at the Italian.
"Dude, what the hell? Stop eating my couch, you bastard!"
Romano paused and stared back up at you.
"My precious..." He whispered in a Gollum voice before pushing you off of the couch and dragging it away with him.
You fell on your butt and rubbed your aching temples. As soon as you opened them, you noticed Matthew's face just inches away from yours.
"Where.Is.My.Maple.Syrup." He hissed.
"I don't have it Mattie, now do me a favor and get off-"
"NO!" He clenched his fists and his skin color started to turn green. Before you knew it, he had become Hulk and smashed the wall before escaping into the everlasting darkness that was night time.
"What's going on?!" You complained before feeling 3 pairs of hands crawling up your body fr
Request - Lithuania x Reader : The School PlayYou still couldn't believe you had gotten the lead in a school play "Servant of Evil", which was based on a Vocaloid video ... your parents were thrilled, but you were really nervous about performing in front of the whole school and their parents and/or guardians. All of this was due to happen on the anniversary of the school's founding, which was less than a few days away. You were a mess of nerves in rehearsals ... but, luckily for you, so was the leading boy Toris Laurinaitis, the Lithuanian who had recently moved to the area. He was kind of cute, and very kind hearted. You didn't know him all that well, but the only time you could talk to him was during the rehearsals. Speaking of which ...Request - Lithuania x Reader : The School Play2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"[Name]? ... Hey, [Name]!"
You snapped out of your thoughts and looked at Toris' deep blue eyes, as the colour red crept onto your cheeks
"Wh-what?" You asked, a little taken by surprise
"Come on, we have to rehearse" He replied
"S-Sorry, I have a lot on my mind" You said, fidgeting
You saw a li
The FinaleGilbert Beilschmidt was dying.The Finale2 years ago in Drama More Like This
This fact did not terrify him. He had months - no, years - to accept it. Death was not something he believed should be feared or something we should run away from. No matter who you are or what your status is, there's one thing we have in common. We. Will. Die. The sad thing is that even countries aren't excluded.
And the embodiment of Prussia thought that sucked.
He had gone on tears for the first month he had discovered that the end was near. Glasses had been shattered, items he had no use for were flung across the room. He hooped, hollered, and screamed at the ones who cared the most about him. West, Francis, 'Toni. None of them were sparred. They each had their turn with his fist.
Did he feel guilty?
You have to have lost all your humanity if you don't feel something after abusing your brother and best friends.
The acceptance of his self-diagnosis was shocking. Gilbert woke up one day and stared at his ceiling.
Taken (Viking!Denmark x Reader) 07 CHAPTER 7Taken (Viking!Denmark x Reader) 071 year ago in Romance More Like This
It had been a good few weeks since ____ finally stepped out of the Queen's Cottage after three weeks of isolation, and she was now eager to learn everything she could about this new place, and Mathias was just as eager to teach her and show her. Even though he was busy most of the day, he would take her out on long walks around the island as often as he could, telling her stories and different customs they had there, and she listened carefully, not wanting to miss or overlook anything. As they walked, the young queen realized how huge the island really was, some places would take them days to reach, and he promised he would take her on a long field trip to go and see it. However, there was one place he would not take her too, and that was the far end of the forest to the north. They were riding past there early one misty morning, and the young queen was certain she heard strange noises coming from that direction. Curious as she was, she asked if they could go tak
~As weather~ *Denmark X Svalbard!Reader*~As weather~~As weather~ *Denmark X Svalbard!Reader*2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Denmark X Svalbard!Reader*
The clock ticked in the hallway,filling the (h/c) female's mind with thoughts.The limbs were waving above the background of the navy blue clock,causing the said female to shuffle under the covers,letting a small sigh escape her dried lips as she contemplated if what she was about to do was right or wrong.
(Name) decided it was the best for her to find out ,so she threw the covers on one side of the bed,lazily sitting from the comfort of her own room and heading towards his.
The Dane fell asleep a long time ago,sleep embracing him as soon as his head hit the pillow.He was currently hugging one scarlett red pillow,the white one supporting his head into a comfortable position.
He mumbled something incomprehensible,kicking off the covers off of him,feeling another weight pressing on his stomach,causing his breath to come in shorter rasps.The two orbs soon came into view,welcomed by the (e/c) ones as the possesor of them sat on the top of the
Hetalia: The UsUk fanfictionThe girl opened up her shiny brand-new laptop, eager to read the latest fanfiction of her One True Pairing. Her best friend had said that a non-Yaoi writer recently uploaded a UsUk story.Hetalia: The UsUk fanfiction3 years ago in Humor More Like This
My OTP is surely amazing, because even someone who doesn't write Yaoi made a fanfiction for it, the girl thought smugly to herself.
Typing in her username and password with fingers trembling in excitement, she found the story very quickly...
"England!" America shouted, weaving expertly through the sea of people crowding the airport walkway...
A giggle escaped the girl's lips, soon to be replaced by a stunned gasp, as words began typing themselves into the fanfiction with bold, clear letters.
The American had just begun to hug England, when a loud thudding noise was heard. Seychelles hovered angrily over America, holding a giant fish in her tanned hands.
England blinked for several moments in a shocked silence, before a teeny smile came over his handsome features. "Thank you,
Proximity Part I - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania"Girl, your hair is like totally long!" Feliks exclaimed as he ran his fingers through my thick brown waist length hair. I smiled at his reflection through the mirror.Proximity Part I - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I've been wanting to grow it out for a while, but Ivan always made me cut it once it reached past my shoulders. Now that the war is over and I'm finally free, I don't have to cut it," I answered in a quiet voice. I felt uneasy, talking about Ivan's downfall freely, without expecting some form of intimidation or punishment.
I'm free. After so many years of Russian oppression, I am freaking free. I'm pretty happy, to be honest, though I am still overwhelemed. I guess it's the fact that I don't really know what to do with this freedom. I've always relied on Ivan to tell me what to do or what to say. Now that I'm no longer under his clutches, I can make my own decisions.
I've got a lot of learning to do.
"Well, I love it. You look so hmm what's the word for it? Oh yes elegant. Just wait, when school star
Dinner: Part 1Characters/Pairing: PruCan, FrUKDinner: Part 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Warnings: Human AU, Gender Bending, Humor, Fluff
"Hey sis, where ya going? Home's the other way, duh!"
Maddie found herself coming to a gradual halt as she turned her attention to her approaching sister. Once Abby had caught up with her, she began to walk again, proceeding at a more leisurely pace. "I know," she answered quietly, "but I just wanted to head over to Gilbert's house and tell him about... dinner."
Never had that single word been spoken with more dread (not even on the rare and much fretful nights when their father had gotten in one of his "helpful" moods and decided to commandeer the kitchen). It had only been a day since the incident (or "Thong Gate" as Abby called it) where Dad had stumbled upon the panties she had secretly purchased from Victoria's Secret and Maddie was still filled with a painful concoction of emotions: worry, embarrassment, and fear.
Admittedly it was all h
Male!Hungary x Reader x Male!Belarus 2"We should get it done quickly, without much hassle."Male!Hungary x Reader x Male!Belarus 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
"No, no," you shook your head. "The perfect crime needs planning, and patience. I think poisoning - slow poisoning."
Nikolai shook his head. "Slow poisoning takes too long...you'll be married by then."
"Oh, and you have a problem with that?" you leant forward, interested. Did Nikolai still care about you? You had sought him on a purely professional basis - the benefits of having an ex who's so good with methods and macabre, no doubt. But, just maybe...if he did, all this would have so much more meani-"
"You'd be the prime suspect, then."
Scowling, you seated yourself further into he chair. "Like I won't be right now."
"No...someone could murder him before his death, to prevent the inheritance passing to you."
"I think you should just st-"
"No, Nikolai, I won't stab him, damn it! He's shown me heart, after all!"
"So much so, that you're planning his murder."
Clenching your fists tightly, under the table, you sole thorough gr
Dreams (Nyo!America x Male!Reader)Dreams (Nyo!America x Male!Reader)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nyo!America x Male! Reader
Amelia was always a girl who want to follow her dreams. We met at a bar in New York. She was wild, but an outcast to her family for holding a specific dream. Amelia "Airheart" Jones had a dream to fly, even though man say she couldn't. Now, I vow to my secret love to help her accomplish her dreams.
"Hey dude! Are you writing again?" Amelia asked.
She walked over to my study were she saw me writing in my journal. I felt her hand caress my broad should that made me come to a stop. I looked over to see her pale face smiling at me which I gladly returned.
"Can we please go for a ride in the plane today," Amelia whined in a shushed voice.
"Alright, we can do that," I replied.
I rise out of my seat, and open the door for Amelia. She walked through, and I followed behind her, closing the door. We walked out the house into the backyard that led into the forest. I walk over to a large over fir burr, and throw the tarp into a direction. A plane reveal, th
Proximity Part II - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania"Elena! Get up!"Proximity Part II - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Feliks's voice rang in my ears and made my head pound. Ugh what time is it? I don't think that this is actually healthy
"If you don't get up, I will like totally chop all of your hair off!"
I groaned and rolled over on the bed. I forced myself to open my eyes. They immediately started to water and sting under the bright light of the room. I squinted and gave a large frustrated breath.
"Good. You're awake. Now go hop in the shower. And be sure to use that new shampoo I got. It literally smells like awesome sex," Feliks stated.
I sat up and rubbed my eyes, letting them adjust to the light. I glanced over at the alarm clock and saw that it was five in the morning. School doesn't start until eight thirty.
But then again, this is Feliks I'm talking about here. He's all big on appearances, especially when it comes to "special occasions." I guess the first day back for school is one of those said "special occasions." Plus, I'm going to school now as Lithuania. Not
How I Met Your Madre - The MeetingRating: PG-13How I Met Your Madre - The Meeting3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Pairing: Spain/Romano, England/France, implied Prussia/Hungary, Austria/Hungary
Warning: Gender bending, AU, Human Names, Humor
Summary: "Niños, I'm going to tell you an incredible story -- the story of how I met your mother."
Antonio looked outside, glancing up at the thick gray clouds that had blocked out the afternoon sun and were currently sprinkling a few drops of pattering rain down on the ground and threatening more. He smiled approvingly at the sight, before turning towards the living room. There his two teenage children -- his son and his daughter -- sat curled up on the couch, illuminated by the glow from the television that neither one of them were watching. Instead his daughter was focusing her attention on the phone in her hand, frowning disapprovingly at the screen, while his son busied himself by flipping through the songs on the latest gadget that he had spent weeks begging his father for.
Proximity Part III - male!Belarus X fem!LithuaniaThe first two classes were generally uneventful. Math was boring, as per usual. We didn't even learn anything since it was the first day. Mr. Wong, otherwise known as the continent of Asia, just went over the syllabus. I never understood why we had to do that. We're sovereign nations and we're cooped up in a classroom, going over a syllabus, when it's essentially the same every year. I noticed a few times that some of the nations were glancing back at me with curious expressions on their faces. It was unnerving to be honest. I'm not used to this sort of attention. Usually, I don't even earn a passing glance, unless I'm with Ivan and the others.Proximity Part III - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Literature was also boring. I never liked our literature teacher. His name was Mr. Eropa, or the continent of Europe, and he was the most pretentious and noisy man I have ever met. He was also sort of a pervert. But I learned to ignore it over the years. Still, coming back after over a year of absence made me realize how annoying he truly w
APH: Perfect Day Chapter 1APH: Perfect Day Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
P e r f e c t * D a y
Main Pairing: Austria/Nyo!Prussia
Genre: Romance, Drama, Humor, Slice of Life
Theme: AU - Gakuen Hetalia
Rating may go up.
Disclaimer: All characters, setting and the like belong to Himaruya Hidakez.
"You've got to be kidding me, this is Julchen?"
"Shhquiet you. She'll hear us."
Antonio never could have said it better as he attempted to minimize Francis' voice. Although Julchen was three seats behind them and with earphones on, she heard them loud and clear. It was the start of their final year in high school and everyone was noisier than ever. She wished she would've just skipped school because, final year or not, she found it so repetitive. Everything was dull and she was certain anything would be better than sitting on a thigh-numbing chair during the late winter of January.
The silver-haired female adjusted her head to a more comfortable position while staring out at the blaring morning sunlight through the window. She dreaded mornings. Ev
The Kids Are Not AlrightMr. America spouted some crazy idea about genetically engineering a giant tomato that could regenerate itself to end world famine. Mr. Spain, of course, was enthusiastic about the idea. Mr. South Italy, not so much ("Shut the fuck up, you damn tomato bastard!"). Mr. Britain scoffed at his former Colony's outlandish idea ("Yet another half-wit scheme ") and it all went downhill from there, much to the entertainment of Mr. Russia.The Kids Are Not Alright3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Just another day at the World Conference.
Raivis Galante, the Nation of Latvia, used Mr. Russia's lack of attention on himself and his fellow Baltics to slip away before Mr. Germany could once again restore order, making a beeline for where he'd seen another familiar face.
His best friend Peter Kirkland, the (Micro)nation of Sealand, sat at the table in the main lobby, enjoying his usual ice cream float and swinging his legs under his usual chair. Seeing Raivis, the blonde's cerulean eyes took on a joyful light as he waved.
Raivis waved back, but not
You're Beautiful Finland X ReaderYou're Beautiful Finland X Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
[A/N: Okay, this is a contest entry along with a request and is based on James Blunt's song, "You're Beautiful." If you had ever heard of it, it might not end like the song.]
My life is brilliant, my love is pure... I saw an angel, of that I'm sure.
Tino fought through the crowd in the subway, a soft smile had never left his face as he boarded his train and hung onto a pole. He was just happy with everything; Tino was very optimistic about his decision to live in America and was glad everything was working out. His job was doing very well, he was getting along with his weird roommates, and had even gotten a dog a while ago. He was just looking around the train until his deep blue eyes meet (e/c). A beautiful, young woman with (short/long) (h/c) hair, sparking eyes, and smooth (s/c) skin was sitting down across where the blonde was standing. At that moment, the Finnish man knew he had just seen an angel.
She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man.
Hetalia- France x Reader - The RosebushYou looked down at the cell phone you were holding in your hands. You pressed a button on the phone and it lit up, showing you the time.Hetalia- France x Reader - The Rosebush2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was 6:30 p.m.
Francis, your boyfriend, was supposed to have met you at 6:00.
You leaned against the wall of the restaurant you were waiting outside at. You looked around at all the other couples walking around, entering and leaving the restaurant. The restaurant served French food, and it was Francis’s favorite place to eat. The two of you often dined in the establishment, which was always full of star-crossed lovers dressed up in fancy and flamboyant clothing. Eating at the restaurant was a special occasion for most couples due to how expensive the food was, but Francis insisted on taking you out to the restaurant anyway. It didn’t matter to him that the food was pricey; he just wanted to make you happy.
Apparently, punctuality didn’t seem to matter to him either.
Closing your eyes, you crossed
France x Fem!England: France's MisunderstandingFrance x Fem!England: France's Misunderstanding2 years ago in Romance More Like This
France found cycling to be a relaxing and soothing activity, even if he wasn't able to go cycling as much as he wanted. His bicycle was probably his most valued possession; painted a dark glossy red with a brown wicker basket strapped to the handlebars, and just big enough for him to be able to ride with any beautiful lady he wished to take with him riding on the back. Cycling was definitely his favourite pass time.
He wasn't riding to anywhere in particular at this moment in time, but instead was casually travelling with no thoughts or worries to accompany him, in what was his favourite city: Paris. He smiled to the other cyclists as they passed him and would always give a wink to the young women sitting outside the cafes under umbrellas, enjoying their coffees. It delighted him when he heard them giggle.
France turned around to see who was calling for him, and crashed into a street light, falling to the ground on his side. He got up, dusted himself off and frantically began
Love in Unusual Places Spain/Fem RomanoQuattrodiciLove in Unusual Places Spain/Fem RomanoQuattrodici2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The next morning found Katirina sitting confused at the kitchen table, looking down at a plate with a large slice of tiramisu cake and two strawberry crepes, sitting beside it was a steaming cup of french vanilla cappuccino.
"Fel...what is all of this?" She asked, staring at the food with wide eyes, looking in between the two.
"We figured you would need breakfast for your first day back." Monika explained, smiling softly.
"I made the tiramisu, and Monika made the crepes and your cappuccino. They're amazing, trust me." Feliciano explained, bouncing on the balls of his feet in excitement. Katirina gave a faint smile before cutting into the thin pastry and eating before preparing to leave.
"I'll be home a bit late tonight. I've got some stuff to do."
"Alright...be careful." Feliciano called, anticipation lacing his voice.
Pulling up at the school she smiled, pulling her bags out of the car and heading inside with a grin.
"Katirina what are you doing after class?" Antonio asked, standing a
[APH] Spreading Awareness - The Return of SOPAFor once, a world conference had gone rather well. Despite some arguments here and there, no one stepped too far out of line and everyone managed to stay on topic. The nations even came to agreements on some things, though mainly by majority and never completely unanimously. When the clock showed that their time was nearly up, Germany rose to discuss one final issue.[APH] Spreading Awareness - The Return of SOPA2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I believe we have time to cover one more topic. It’s not one we can do much discussing about at the moment, but rather one I would simply like to inform you of,” he said, straightening out a stack of papers as he did so. “All of you know about the bill called SOPA. What some of you may or may not know is that the bill has made a return, and is once again being discussed by America’s government.”
There were several gasps and exclamations of “what?!” from the various nations sitting at the meeting table. Someone even asked, “America, why didn’t you tell us about th
Male!Hungary x Reader x Male!Belarus opt2"I'm tired sick and tired of this whole charade," you weren't speaking too loudly, but the pindrop silence in the hallways seemed to amplify your voice. "I'm sick, and tired of this whole damn deal. You're all insecure, ignorant bastards, and one would have to be stupid to be with any one of you two." Turning your glare towards Nikolai, you continued speaking in a steely voice. "You dumped me, ditched me, and left me at a new low, all because it suited you." Your gaze turned towards Daniel, whose face was a mask of shock. "And you... don't even get me started on you. Trophy wife, my foot! Go find yourself another girl, Daniel, because I am not going to be girl you choose to show that you're better than that idiot beside you.Male!Hungary x Reader x Male!Belarus opt23 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Both of you should be ashamed toying with the feelings of a girl to get to your own means. But you know who the bigger idiot is? Me I'm the biggest idiot out of everyone, because I chose you both, because obviously
APH OC: Faroe IslandsAPH OC: Faroe Islands2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Her basic looks.
Ask/RP account: In progress(old one was banned ;-; )
A newer profile for her. this IS SO UPDATED. Omfg. Please read carefully!! If you want to critique comment or note(if it's negative preferably note). If you want me to change something, give me a reason and what to change it to. I am not trying to offend ANYONE with this. I am Faroese so I would never slack off on this and I know how it feels to see a shitty OC that offends you. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY. IT WON'T KILL YOU. JUST SIT DOWN AND READ IT.
Official Country Name: Føroyar
Largest City: Tórshavn
Languages: Official} Faroese and Danish Unofficial} English, Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Polish, and German.
Government: Parliamentary Democracy under Constitutional Monarchy
Anya, AnyaMary, Mary,Anya, Anya3 years ago in Horror More Like This
Her name was Anya. Anya Braginsky. A Russian teen of 14 years. Tall, long ash blonde hair and cold violet eyes.
Alice had wanted for Emily to make a new friend, who was a girl. ("You can't constantly 'hang out' with boys! You're a girl, for heaven's sake!") But Emily was adamant that her current friends (a Hungarian, a Belgian and a Vietnamese boy) were the only ones she wanted. But Alice wouldn't have any of that.
So when a Russian family (well, Ukrainian and Belarusian too) moved in across the street, it was the perfect opportunity.
So there stood the bright blonde, staring at the Russian while Alice and Maddie conversed with Anya's older brother (his name was Dmitry) and the cold, youngest brother (who Emily remembered was called Nikolai).
As soon as Emily laid eyes on the girl, she thought she was weird. A shallow state of mind, yes, but what else was a 13-year-old American girl going to think? The way Anya smiled innocen
Proximity part V - male!Belarus X fem!LithuaniaI was shaking all through dinner. And I wasn't hungry. I couldn't even swallow my juice. It was that bad. Both Eduard and Raivis were staring at me worriedly, but they didn't say anything. They knew that I wouldn't want them to ask me, and I'm grateful for that. At least for now. Feliks, on the other hand, not so much. At the very sight of my pale face, shaking hands, and inability to talk without stuttering, he had started to badger me.Proximity part V - male!Belarus X fem!Lithuania3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, what the fuck is like wrong with you, Elena? You're freaking me out!"
Yet, I just shook my head. I could tell that he was getting pissed at me for my uncooperativeness. I couldn't blame him. If Feliks were in this position, I'd be freaking out as well.
I just sat there, my mouth glued shut, keeping my eyes forward. I didn't want to turn around and look at anybody. My confidence has been drained and it sucks. Yet, I could still hear everyone around me.
For some odd reason, everyone always tended to eat dinner at the school on the first night. Tha