How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!How to Annoy Kakashi Hatake!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Tell him to stop staring at your ass (funniest if you're a boy).
2) Seduce him and steal his book while he's vulnerable.
3) Read the first page of it and call him a pervert, throwing the book at his face.
4) Say that you think Gai is cooler than him.
5) Draw a face on his mask.
6) While he's taking a shower hijack all of his masks.
7) Give him poorly drawn Yaoi featuring him and some absolutely random character for his birthday.
8) Ask to do his hair.
9) Cry when he says no.
10) Repetitively say "Please" In different voices until he says yes.
11) Dye it lime green.
12) Take his pants...or underwear if you prefer, and sell them on eBay.
13) Sneak into his room and blast Screamo while he's sleeping.
14) Steal all of his bedroom furniture and watch from a distance as he wakes up and gets an epic "WTF?" face.
15) Call him a pedophile for butt poking Naruto.
16) Tie him to a tree and spoil the ending of Icha-Icha Tactics for him.
RainI like it in the rain no one can see I'm crying,Rain8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
All the pain is hidden while I'm slowly dying,
The streaks on my face I can blame on the rain,
HIding the lies and masking the pain,
The fear in my eyes is the only trace,
As the rain clears away every tear from my face,
The water slowly drips down from my hair,
In the rain no one need know that I'm even there,
Soaked to the skin every single part of me,
I love being in the rain as I'm finally free...
Fall Realisation (KakaSaku)Fall Realisation (KakaSaku)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She was sitting on the bench, swinging her legs back and forth and letting the rays of the sun hit her face. She wasn't in the usual jounin attire. Instead she had skin tight spandex shorts that came to mid-thigh, a tight tank top and her shinobi boots. Her hair was still its same, vibrant pink and still cut to her shoulders. It had been tied up an hour or so ago but that was for training with Naruto and the rest of the Konoha 11. It was the Autumn festival tonight and she had promised Ino she would go. And Ino had also told them that she would make life a living hell for Hinata, Tenten and Sakura if they didn't appear with dates for it.
This wasn't a problem for Hinata and Tenten. Hinata had Naruto. Tenten had Neji. Ino had...the entire male population up to Genma's age. Sakura had...nobody.
At least she had her outfit and all the likes sorted. But she needed to find someone to go with otherwise she'd be in for a month (at the l
One More Time. Naruto X Reader Part 1One More Time. Naruto X Reader Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Just one more time. I want you to come at me with everything you've got. Don't hold back.” Naruto grounded himself down into his stance, readying himself for your future attack. “Let's do this already.”
“How are you not tired yet? We've been at this all morning long.” Slumped over and breathing heavily, you tried to summon up enough of your chakra to launch another attack. “Can't we at least take a short lunch break before we continue? We should have eaten something over an hour ago."
“We can eat after this next practice run.” He readjusted his stance and beckoned you to start with a slight movement of his hand. “Well, I'm waiting.”
“Gee Naruto, you've been training harder than Lee lately. You're wearing me out.” You forced yourself to stand up right, then quickly dropped into an offensive stance. “Promise me this will be the last time.”
Naruto nodded, giving you his si
White DeathWhite Death Hetalia StoryWhite Death6 years ago in Historical More Like This
Summary: Simo Hayha was one of the greatest snipers in the world. His country wants to thank him personally.
Countries/Pairings: Finland, mentions of Russia
Simo Hayha woke up in a place he couldnt recognize. A soft voice beside him said, Ah, youre awake. I wasnt sure you were going to rejoin us. Simo looked to the side and saw a young man with pale blond hair and reddish eyes smiling at him.
Where am I? Simo asked. The area looked vaguely familiar, but he couldnt place them.
Oh, thats right. You were unconscious when they found you. Youre in a hospital because you were shot in the head with an exploding bullet, the young man replied. By the way, I wanted to thank you for all youve done against Russia. Hes going to leave us alone now, thanks to you and your comrades.
Simo nodded. Youre welcome, he replied, but he wasnt sure who he
The Beginnings of a Madman "What the hell...!" Britain grabbed for his phone blindly, unable to rip his eyes off the headlines for the first of November. He hit the speed dial and waited with a shaky hand for the other person to pick up the phone.The Beginnings of a Madman5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Yoooo, America here!"
"America, are you looking at the headlines!?"
"What are you talking about? I'm getting ready for elections!"
"Russia! What the hell happened to Russia!"
"He scared the heavens out of you last night, remember?"
England facepalm. "I know, I know, but what happened after that, you dolt?!"
"Lets see..." America put some thought into it. "I brought Russia to my house to scare you, then I sent him to scare Canada."
"Scare Canada?" England's frown was very apparent over the phone.
"Jeeze, whats got your panties in a bun-" The sound over the phone fell into a sudden silence as America stared at the headlines.
"World's Largest Country No Longer Exists."
Canada sat at his desk, doing papers. "Hm...? Really,
(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)2(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter Two- An unexpected twist
"Is this really going to work?" You grit your teeth, fingers locked in a death grip around your seat belt as the large black van bumped down the litter strewn streets.
"Trust me _____. Ven I come up ziz a plan, it always vorks."
Gilbert glanced over at you, ruined mouth hidden beneath clean white bandages. On your lap Antonio snorted from inside of his box.
"I remember this one plan you had Amigo. It involved me going into a dark room first. A truly brilliant plan."
You glanced down at Antonio, he smirked at you and continued teasing his friend.
"If I remember correctly I was decapitated and you died!"
"Zat vas vhen I vas alive! Zose plans don't count!!"
You sighed as Antonio began laugh, switching to Spanish as he began taunting his friend. Gilbert responded in German, glaring down at the Spaniards head. In the seat behind you Ludwig sighed, lips pressed into a thin line. N
Confessions-STANXKYLEI set up the camera in my room, making sure that everything was put together correctly and that there was a tape in the slot. Yes, I'm old school and prefer cassette tapes over digital cameras. After everything was set, I made sure the camera was in focus and checked everything I set up quickly.Confessions-STANXKYLE5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I smiled at my success, I hit record then sat on my bed and faced the camera, "Hi, my name is Kyle Broflovski. I'm 16 and am currently attending South Park High School, which makes me a junior. People tell me I'm cute and have a hot ass though I'm not sure why."
I shuddered at what I was about to say, "I'm Jewish as my fatass kind of friend Eric Cartman loves pointing out and making fun of me for it all the time. My friend Kenny McCormick and super best friend Stan Marsh stick up for me which pisses him off but eh. Speaking of Stan, that's who I wanted to talk about."
I sighed, "Everyone thinks I'm gay for him and that I'm the reason Stan and Wendy Testaburger broke up. Well, I hate to bur
ThoMarie_Olvide decirte adiosThoMarie_Olvide decirte adios3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
bueno supongo que esto seria el prologo así que
Marie abrazo fuertemente a Thomas. No podía parar de llorar, iba a extrañarlo mucho. Su mejor amigo, su casi primo se iba a Inglaterra con sus padres ¿Cómo seguiría viviendo sin él? No importaba lo raros que habían sido sus últimos días juntos, ya no importaba más (al menos no en ese momento) el hecho de que él no la viera como una amiga. Ya no importaba, ni siquiera, que ella sintiera lo mismo por él.
Solo importaba una cosa, él se iba a otro continente, y no importaba lo que hubiera pasado hace una semana, ella amaba al chico que rodeaba con sus brazos y lo iba a extrañar mucho mas de lo que jamas se hubiera imaginado.
Thomas se alejo un poco, la miro tiernamente a sus ojos, él tambien estaba llorando, y la volvió a abrazar. Entonces sonó la última llamada del vuelo de los Flecher. Al escu
Hair DyeHair DyeHair Dye4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
If you look at an old family photo, most likely you'll see a loving, happy family of three. If you look closer you will see a second little, paler boy off to the side looking neglected and shy holding a small, white Polarbear with envy scorching in his pale lavender eyes as he looks to the other, bolder blond.
You first thought is "He's a ghost!"
unfortunately for this family he isn't. He is there youngest son. The most forgotten son,
The slim, pale-haired preteen was doing the dishes- Which I feel the need to tell you, is the patit boy's older brother's chore- When a random thought popped into his head. 'What if He was gone?"
The violet eyed boy quickly shook himself free of those words, only to find himself think about it more and more: Maybe his birthday wouldn't be forgotten until some odd weeks later. Maybe his good grades will be phased instead of his brother's poor ones being center of focus. Maybe he wouldn't be be left behind at the park and have to walk those u
My House NowHe wasn't entirely sure how he'd felt when he'd been kidnapped mainly because a metal pipe coming into contact with the back of one's head at an ungodly speed tends to impair feelings and limit thoughts to pain or blissful unconsciousness. However, had he been in full possession of all his mental faculties, he imagined that he would have been surprised. After all, it wasn't like anyone even noticed him, normally, let alone had enough of an interest in him to kidnap him.My House Now4 years ago in Horror More Like This
When he'd woken up in a tiny, damp, furniture-less room, with a locked door and bars on the windows, he'd felt two things; cold and pain. As consciousness had slowly returned, along with the power of coherent thought, they coalesced into the single, primal emotion of fear. He knew what had happened. He knew where he was. And, most importantly, he knew what was going to happen. So he'd shivered and cried and crawled into the corner furthest from the door and waited, eyes closed against the pain in his head.
Masked Intent pt 9The next thing Eri knew she was in a different area of the forest, she become conscious of the fact she wasn't standing on her own two feet so she looked at the warm body that was pressed to hers. Eri's eyes went wide in surprise when she realized that Tobi was the one carrying her.Masked Intent pt 93 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You really suck at fighting don't you?" Tobi teased. Eri blushed deeply and looked away.
"I-I had it under control," she replied crossing her arms.
"So you planned on being cornered by those guys and then what? Get captured? Brilliant plan" he snickered. The girl's face reddened with embarrassment.
"I don't recall asking for help you ass! Why did you just disappear on me in the first place!?" she demanded.
"Well we would have gotten in trouble if anyone saw us together, but if I let you get captured then Leader-sama would be really pissed off at Tobi, so Tobi did what he had to do!" he replied keeping his voice cheery.
"I should slap you! In fact I think I will, take that thing off," Eri remarked reaching
Masked Intent pt 2A white haired woman walked down the streets of Konoha in a bit of a daze. Another training session with her mentor had run long so all she wanted to do was go home and rest a bit before her older brother got home from his mission. As much as she loved her brother, he had a tendency to get on her nerves when she was tired, even when he didn't mean it.Masked Intent pt 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When she opened the door to her home she was greeted with a bright cocky grin. "How was your day sis?" he asked messing with his short hair. Like his sister he had white hair as well but with reddish-orange streaks. Colored streaks were not unusual in Sincera children whose parents married outside of the clan.
"I'm not in the mood Yoichi " she replied truthfully.
Yoichi's expression immediately switched to concern for his younger sister. "Your sensei running you hard again?" he asked.
Eri smiled calmly, "Well if she doesn't challenge me how am I going to improve?"
Her brother only shrugged in response, seeing as he could not combat t
I am Hetalia!Draw your knife out, slice and dice~I am Hetalia!3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Lick the blood off, tastes so nice~
Laugh it off, as they cry~
Show no mercy, 'cause it's goodbye~
I've finally lost my mind~
HSV - WoTF - Give Me a Reason“Moriko what the hell were you thinking?” the brunette demanded after he had patched the girl up up and she was sitting in front of him. Her teal eyes were cast down in shame as he scolded her for leaving the campsite in her condition.HSV - WoTF - Give Me a Reason2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I-I’m sorry Masaru…” was all she could manage to say.
“You could have been killed!”
“I know that!”
“Then why did you go?”
Moriko bite her lip slightly as she glanced up at the man through her silver bangs. His mouth was etched into a scowl, and his brow was furrowed as he stared her down, but when she chanced a look at his sky blue eyes, she knew he was only upset because he was worried about her. But what can she say? That Narashi tricked her in an effort to get her killed? How would Masaru take his friend trying to cause the death of a comrade?
She flinched slightly from Masaru’s tone and cast her gaze down again. “N-Narashi told me we n-need more
The Brothers and The Heiress 1"Itachi?"The Brothers and The Heiress 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Itachi followed the direction his little brother's finger was pointing to. When he came to the end, he just stared.
"Sasuke, that would be a girl. A Hyuuga girl, to be specific. And it's rather rude to point."
Sasuke's finger dropped, but his inquiry didn't. "Why is she staring at us?" The five year old shivered, instinctively reaching up for Itachi's shirt. Itachi didn't mind. "Don't tell me she's going to follow me everywhere like the other girls?" Sasuke scrunched up his face in distaste; Itachi smiled slightly. While he knew just how...devious girls could be, he knew for a fact that the little Hyuuga Sasuke had pointed to would not be a problem. In fact, just thinking about her being a fangirl widened his smile a fraction, but just a fraction - Uchiha men aren't made to smile often.
"Why don't you talk to her, Sasuke?"
The boy shook his head and clutched his brother's shirt tighter. Itachi removed his hands and then started towards the spot w
Fuiste!Una mañana como cualquier otra en Danville Isabella Garcia-Shapiro una joven de ya 17 años se desperto, se levanto, se cambio y bajo a desayunar.Fuiste!3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
En eso se pone a pensar en Phineas Flynn su amor desde niña pero hoy ya no pensaba como antes
I- suficiente ya me canse de sufrir por alguien, no quiero desperdiciar un segundo mas de mi vida. Y se lo voy a hacer saber, pero como?.... mmmmmmm.... ya se!
Mientras tanto en la residencia Flynn- Fletcher como todos los dias Phineas y ferb estaban en su patio pero esta vez no hacian planos si no que estabn solamente conversando. Hasta que llego Isabella..
P-hola Izzy! que haces por aqui tan temprano?
I-tengo algunas cosas que decirte!
P- pues bien
I-ok escucha esto!
en ese momento comenzo a sonar musica
P-oye de donde salio esa musica?
F-yo creo que mejor prestas atencion
I-Fuiste mi vida, fuiste mi pasion, fuiste mi sueño,
Mi mejor cancion, todo eso fuiste, pero perdiste.
Fuiste mi org
Naruto Oc MakerName:Naruto Oc Maker5 years ago in Letters More Like This
Were they born in said village?:
If not what is their original village of birth?:
Why did they leave their birth village?:
Defensive or Offensive:
Name(Made by Masashi Kishimoto):
Name(If You Make Your Own):
How Do They Activate It:
How Is It Used:
me enamore de tiphineas la sostiene del brazome enamore de ti3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
P- escucha Izzy, se que estas enojada con migo pero necesito tenerte a mi lado necesito que me ayudes
I- no estoy de humor phineas!
P-porfavor es solo un minuto - la mira con cara de perrito
I-........................ mm.................... *suspiro*.. de acuerdo...... que necesitas?
P-bien en una nueva investigacion e descubierto algo interesante en mi
I- no entiendo que dices Phineas y te pedire que te apures y me digas rapido que es lo que pasa
P- bien lo que pasa es que descubrí que al verte me fallan los pies
la lengua me pesa al hablar tiemblo y sudo sin parar y esto me provoca pensarte................ por eso hare lo que tu y te lo explicare con una cancion.
Comienza a sonar la musica
P-aun no se como pasa esto de la musica pero lo mismo seguire...
Cuando estoy contigo crece mi esperanza
vas alimentando el amor de mi alma
y sin pensarlo el tiempo me robó el aliento,
qué será d mí si no te tengo?
Si no estás conmigo se m
Things I Do When I Feel Down :cThere are times in our lives,Things I Do When I Feel Down :c2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
When we hit the all time low.
When the second-hand serenades no longer cut it,
And when simply 'letting it burn' no longer works for us.
We roll upon our beds like a roly-poly collection of rolltastic things;
And we lay face up toward the ceiling, slaying monsters on our portable consoles.
But that my friends is when inspiration strikes!
That is the moment when I rise up from the covers,
When I take a marker pen in my hand and use it as a microphone.
When my neighbours wonder what the bloody hell is going on,
Because I've started singing songs by Nightwish.
And when I get bored of that, IRON SAVIOUR,
Heavy Metal never dies!
Marylin Manson, The Beautiful People.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Your Guardian Angel.
Because truly when I see you smile,
Though tears may not run down my face,
I would never in this world replace:
The feeling of a success, and the smile it might brings
When I entertain you, with the way I sing.
And if you've gotten
The Legend of ForeverAloneMan"They say that he's a legend, an incredible person far greater than any other!" said the Mage, bubbling with excitement as he described his hero to the Knight. "Would you believe he conquered seven dungeons all on his own?"The Legend of ForeverAloneMan2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Knight scoffed at his remark, "Ser Mage, I believe you have been lied to. There is no possible way for a man to face even a single dungeon on his own. Hundreds of monsters wait inside, each eager to tear the unwelcome adventurer limb from limb. I have no choice but to believe this tale a far-fetched fantasy. Perhaps one that sprung from your many nights of alcohol abuse."
"M-my drinking habits have nothing to do with this, I'm telling you, he exists! The legendary swordsman who faces dungeons on his own!" The Mage huffed angrily, as he turned away from his companion. He intended to come back with a stronger insult, but his thoughts were interrupted by a brilliant spark of light. And from this spark, like a white rose blooming in a gar
Beware Of The Bad BoySo he touches you in all of the right placesBeware Of The Bad Boy10 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
But with a clenched fist and not a gentle hand
By ‘right places’ I mean those easily hidden
By the latest expensive designer brand
Which he buys you to either keep your silence
Or to beg and to plead for your forgiveness
Is this where the attraction of a bad boy lies?
Please explain where is the excitement in this?
So he kisses you with a so-called passion
His hands round your neck steal a two letter word
It seems that he cannot feel satisfaction
Unless you show him signs that his dominance hurts
Which he tightens each time to keep your silence
Or maybe he just enjoys hearing you moan
Is this the deed of some stalker, some stranger?
No, this is your husband and this is your home
So he lays you out on the living room floor
I wonder what will fall down to the carpet first
The drops of blood from between your legs
Or the tears flowing between his regretful words
Which he whispers in your ear as you lay silent
It’s safe to say
A rise of the guardians fic- The Jack Frost effectThe Jack Frost effectA rise of the guardians fic- The Jack Frost effect2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had been months since Pitch and winter was once again around the corner with summer coming to a close the autumn breeze moving through Burgess , as the sun shined a bright orange ready to disappear below the horizon ,and Tooth and Jack had gotten rather close Bunny and North liked to tease them. Because they both know that Jack and Tooth were crazy for each other .
But, neither had tried to make a move. Both of them are afraid that the other will not return their feelings, or they do not even know they like each other. As a result the teamwork between the guardians has suffered.
As the leader of the guardians it was up to North to fix it, all guardians were asked to meet at the north pole every month to hangout, train or address serious matters in case Pitch ever returned.
It was a typical day for Tooth in the Tooth place, the teeth would come in and she would check them off and put them in their tooth boxes or make new ones for the kids that had ne