The Mythology of MetalDISCLAIMER: If you're "emo" or have emo friends, or disagree with what i place up here take no offense. it's all in good fun.
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fir
Metal Mythology Vol. 1NOTE: I know that not all of this makes sense, for example, i know that Ozzfest came much later, but just bear with me.Metal Mythology Vol. 17 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Before the world we live in today exsisted, there was a vast place known as Birmingham. Hippies and soft rock ruled everything. Then, a man named Tony Iommi sacraficed his fingers to create heavy metal. Ozzy Osbourne took over heavy metal and created Ozzfest. Using this, heavy metal was spread. Ozzy then created Sabbath, lord of darkness. He also created the Iron Man, who served as Ozzy's right hand man and guard.
THE NEXT GENERATION
As Ozzy grew old, and as heavy metal branched out, new metal gods were created.
Metal rulesA man once said, "Metal rules"Metal rules6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That was when I was ten years old
That's was 1998
Metal rules that I know
If you say no
Well you just don't know
Heavy metal rocks your socks off
You damn emo skunk
Thrash metal will fuck you up
Skater punk you're shit out of luck
Black metal will destroy your ears
You rich prep won't survive
My power metal barrage
Hey wigger listen to my
Death metal roar
Soothes my soul
Hey country redneck
Here some southern metal
Metal rules you know
You can't change us metal heads
We love to mosh and to roar
You just can't kill the metal
God blessed the metal
Metal Myths: Hope and SpeedThe Emergance of The Gods of SpeedMetal Myths: Hope and Speed6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The world was in chaos. Emo, and Metalcore had taken over. And on top of that, Rap began to move into territory owned by the metalheads. Many were enslaved, but none were converted. All seemed bleak, but then a miricle happened. Out of nowhere, two great entites were born. They were known as Sam Totman and Herman Li. They were the gods of speed. They joined together to form a new pure metal alliance known as the Dragonforce! The Dragonforce began to fight back against the emo's and many of them were converted to metalheads. The rebellion had begun!
The Metal Rebellion
The Dragonforce quickly became the mo
Modern MythologyStars align & pull our stringsModern Mythology4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Celestial puppet masters?
Conductors of a symphony,
Directors of a Greek tragedy?
But there is no such thing as
An undying love?
& when it's cold
Her shoulders are bare.
& mist kisses them gently
Like a half asleep lover
Early in the morning.
& sends small shivers
Racing down her spine
In the same way.
We're still slipping back & forth
But these days
It's with different things.
Like three Fates & their complexly woven strings.
Can life be explained with metaphors?
What is poetry
But the blind claiming they can see?
& a writer who
Fairytale Mythologymy words are magic beans that grow into a stalkFairytale Mythology5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
so, follow where I lead, let's take a little walk
past wolves that ain't nothing but huff & puff
you're running with the big dogs now & I just called your bluff
my house is made of stone, while you're wearing grandma's clothes
I mastered poetry and reinvented prose
with flows that topple foes and rescue damsels in distress
my cupboard's never bare, my porridge passes every test
impressed? distressed? afraid you've met your match?
I burn quick like candlesticks; too nimble for you to catch
so sing, "hey diddle diddle, this cat don't play no fiddle
but he still make music so sweet
Ash's One Million Dollar ?Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon or millionaires so please dont sue but if you must HE DID IT!!!!!!!!*points to evil cousin Justin*Ash's One Million Dollar ?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Millionaire music plays in the back round.
Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,Regis said wearing a black suit with a lavender tie, Our contestant today, Ash Ketchum, is going for one million dollar question. (A/N: obviously this could never happen we all know that Ash can not think and couldnt even get on the show let alone get to the millionth dollar question. P.S. the reason I have Regis is because thats the version I typically watch. ^
Past Secrets Chapter 1 "Mommy? What happens when a person dies?" the small boy asked.Past Secrets Chapter 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His mother turned to him surprised, most four year olds weren't really interested in death as far as she knew. Then again he was a very strange child. And he wasn't really hers either. She nevertheless looked at her adopted son gently. Not with judgemental eyes but rather in an appraising sort of way.
He was calm now not like usual when he was bouncing off the wall. He must be really curious, she thought. Grabbing ahold of his small hands she looked into his eyes.
"Mommy doesn't really know, honey, but I can try to explain it kay?" She pulled him into her lap. "Are you re
Inuyashas Futuristic Mate C.1He walked up to the girl that was sitting on the side of the well, and enveloped her in a big hug. "Kagome, I thought I would never see you again, why did you come back after you said that you wouldn't?"Inuyashas Futuristic Mate C.16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Because Inuyasha I... I... I love you and couldn't stand being without you anymore." Said the young miko Kagome. At this the hanyou hugged her even tighter and said," Kagome I.. I love you too. I always have, I was going to go and bring you back here so you could be with me-"
"Well I realized that I simply cant live without you and decided to come back here to be with my friends and the one that I love."
Inuyasha relesaed her from the hug
Death and Transfiguration: 1Death and TransfigurationDeath and Transfiguration: 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Departure
"Dad...c'mon! We're going to be late!"
Izayoi gave the clock an exasperated look and sighed; Kagome giggled. It was like this every year.
"Just need to find my hat," came Inuyasha's voice from the other room, accompanied by a loud crashing and banging. "Where have those darned kids hidden it?" Another crash. Izayoi buried her face in her hands; Kagome laughed again.
"Uncle Souta, maybe you and Aunt Hitomi had better go on ahead," said Izayoi wearily. "We'll get there..." Another crash from the next
Metal Myths: Darkside of MetalGrunge:Metal Myths: Darkside of Metal6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Hair had been tamed and all was well. Thrash cults had emerged to praise the Metal Gods. All was good. But a new threat was just emerging. A new type of worship, Grunge, had begun. They came from a far off contry called Seattle. This new religion was spawned by metal and another religion known as Punk. At first it was not considered much of a threat, but things changed. The leading church of Grunge was the church of Nirvana. Nirvana was confronted by the newly tamed Hair, and Nirvana smote the Hair out of existence. This concerned the metal god. But what was more concerning was how quickly Grunge began to grow. Halford decided to
Metal Mythology Vol. 2The Rise of the HairMetal Mythology Vol. 27 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
After Halford restored peace to heavy metal (and by peace I mean loud, crazy strength and power) all was well. With Bruce and Maiden and Halford and Priest, all was perfect. Especially in a land called the Sunset Strip. There heavy metal thrived, but it was contained in the Strip. So Halford, unknowingly, released the metal from the Strip. Metal exploded to all corners of the known world. At first all was good, but soon, the metal that was released went out of control. It became the force known as the Hair. It became so powerful, that not even Halford, the Metal God himself could stop it. And so the world was engulf
Paws for Alarm, Chap. 1: PKMNPaws for AlarmPaws for Alarm, Chap. 1: PKMN5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
by Pink Parka Girl
The most intriguing and miraculous; and indeed, possibly the most dangerous, of all the 'Evolution' Stones would be - if only I could conclusively prove them to exist! - the Transmutation Stones. It is said in the old myths of exotic Sinnoh that they are the size and weight of a pidgeys egg, and in hue they are rumoured to be a stark white, with swirls of colour reminiscent of mother-of-pearl. Touching the artefact is said to transmute pokémon in strange and wondrous ways - but for those of our own race who handle the stone, the transmutation is generally not beneficial; indeed, it is said to be
OHAH 2- Chapter 1OHAH 2- Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1- Announcements.
Yumemaru! Wait up!
A blonde boy came running down the main street of Konoha, waving. The other boy, who was told to wait, turned around and laughed.
If Id wait for you I would be late for everything!
The girl next to him nodded. Her dark red hair, tied up in two ponytails made her look cute, but her dark eyes were sharp and her voice was too.
Yeah, Masashi. You really have to be on time now, were not on the Academy anymore.
Oh, dont be such a pain, Chikara! You know Tenten-sensei will wait for us! His blue eyes sparkled. My dad said she
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Years after the last battle between Naruto and Sasuke. The village has moved on. No one would forget the two. Why they disappeared afterwards. No one really knows. No one knows if they died or if they just gave up and walked away from their life, their memories, and their promises. But life has to move on even if the world doesnt like it. Naruto and Sasukes friends never gave up hope on Naruto and Sasuke. They all hoped to see Naruto and Sasuke walk back into the village saying. Sorry got lost. But hey I got Sasuke back right. But when weeks turn into months and the months turn into years. Hope fades. Th
Ash and Misty-Chapter 1 3 years after Ash beat the elite 4 he settled down in his home again. Ash is now laying down with Pikachu right beside him.Ash and Misty-Chapter 16 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ash: Pikachu? Do you ever think we will see Misty and Brock again?
Pikachu: pika pika. (meaning~I dont know)
Ash: (I miss Misty sooo much, I wish I told her how I felt.)
Mrs. Kechum: *opens door* Ash?
Ash: yeah mom?
Mrs. Kechum:Someone is here for you!
Ash:I dont feel like talking right now... make something up.
Mrs. Kechum: but.... oh alright. Misty! Ash is umm.. using the bathroom right now! Could you come back some other time? Thanks!