The Mythology of MetalDISCLAIMER: If you're "emo" or have emo friends, or disagree with what i place up here take no offense. it's all in good fun.
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Charolette the Harlot - Goddess of love and beuaty...and prostitution.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger of the metal gods as well as the prince of the metal gods.
Melissa - goddess of witch craft. lover of King Diamond.
King Diamond - King of storytelling and the dark arts
Iommi - Created the metal gods.
Varg Vikernes - God of darkn
Heavy Metal(title: Heavy Metal)Heavy Metal6 years ago in Open More Like This
it absorbs the blood in which my veins drip out
I just listen to music and let my soul shout
It takes every sad moment and fills it with rage
because lyrics are written every word on the page
I listen to metal because it frees my pain
it says how i feel...the words i cannot explain.
Metal rulesA man once said, "Metal rules"Metal rules7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That was when I was ten years old
That's was 1998
Metal rules that I know
If you say no
Well you just don't know
Heavy metal rocks your socks off
You damn emo skunk
Thrash metal will fuck you up
Skater punk you're shit out of luck
Black metal will destroy your ears
You rich prep won't survive
My power metal barrage
Hey wigger listen to my
Death metal roar
Soothes my soul
Hey country redneck
Here some southern metal
Metal rules you know
You can't change us metal heads
We love to mosh and to roar
You just can't kill the metal
God blessed the metal
Metal Mythology: Thrash MetalThe Birth of MegadethMetal Mythology: Thrash Metal7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
When the Hair was born there was much resentment. Many small underground cults were formed. These cults were refered to as Thrash. The strongest of these cults was called Metallica. But one of the leading priests in Metallica, Dave, had many fights with the other two priests, Lars and James. Dave was expelled from the cult. Enraged, Dave vowed his revenge. He started a new thrash cult called Megadeth. The strength of this cult almost matched Metallica's. During the war against the Hair the two cults were forced to join together to stop a common enemy, but thier feud lives on today. Recently, Metallica has lost many followers and Megadeth has gained many, but no one knows for sure which is the more powerful. The feud is one which will last till the end of time.
The Mighty Pantera and the Great Dimebag
During the reign of the Hair many bands were spawned from it. Few were well known, but the story of the Hair metal band that became thrash lives on. The
Metal Myths: Hope and SpeedThe Emergance of The Gods of SpeedMetal Myths: Hope and Speed7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The world was in chaos. Emo, and Metalcore had taken over. And on top of that, Rap began to move into territory owned by the metalheads. Many were enslaved, but none were converted. All seemed bleak, but then a miricle happened. Out of nowhere, two great entites were born. They were known as Sam Totman and Herman Li. They were the gods of speed. They joined together to form a new pure metal alliance known as the Dragonforce! The Dragonforce began to fight back against the emo's and many of them were converted to metalheads. The rebellion had begun!
The Metal Rebellion
The Dragonforce quickly became the most powerful force metal had to offer, but they were still no match for the combined strength of the emo's. They needed help. Out of unknown lands, emerged many metal cults following the teachings of the metal gods! They were led by a cult known as Blind Guardian. With them were other cults known as Hammerfall, Gamma Ray, Primal Fear, and