Old Friends - Oswald Cobblepot x Reader - Part IIIOld Friends - Oswald Cobblepot x Reader - Part III1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Three Weeks Later
"Oswald!" She shouts into the restaurant. "You little snitch! Get your ass out here!"
"Excuse me," A man stands in front of her, blocking her way. "You can't just come storming in here-"
"Get out of my way before I break your neck," She shoves him out of the way and storms further into the place, ignoring the looks of the other customers.
The man that she was looking for hobbled out of the kitchen. He had his stupid little smirk on his face. Oh, she would take great pleasure in smacking it right off of slimy face. She stormed up to him. Her heels left indents in the carpeted floor. He stands at a table not far from where he had left with his lands clasped in front of him.
"Hello, dear," Oswald smiles. "Anything I can help you with?"
"Don't you 'dear' me," She grips the collar of his shirt. "The only person that knew that I was helping you out was yourself. No one else. How did Mooney find out?"
"I-I have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe you should take
Late Reactions-Dirk x Reader Dirk's eyes flew open, for he felt a strange... shift in the Strider household. (If you could really call it a household.) He felt a presence that was not what he was used to. He put on his pointy anime shades and started to look for this disturbance. First he checked to make sure his puppets were okay, especially Lil' Cal. Nope, nothing out of place. He then checked Dave's room. There lie Dave in his usual sleeping position, one arm and leg in the air and one arm and leg hanging off the side of the bed, such a graceful child. A light snore came from the sleeping figure. 'How ironic,' Dirk thought with a hint of a smile. Though it disappeared within seconds. Upstairs, good. Now,on to the kitchen/dining room/living room. Three in one, a bit of a win-lose situation. When he reached the end of the stairs and turned the corner he saw the problem. It was (Name). There she was, asleep on his couch. (Well,actually it was both his and Dave's, but it's not like he'd admit that. EvenLate Reactions-Dirk x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Six Countries You'll Date in CollegeThis is you in college.The Six Countries You'll Date in College3 years ago in Humor More Like This
And these are…
The Six Countries You’ll Date in College.
1. The Military German
Were you ever a sports girl? We dunno. Sadly the summer you spent cooped up in your house with your laptop hadn’t helped. Then… he walks in. You’ve never seen a black tank-top and green pants look better on anyone else. Still, you feel sorry for that Italian boy he’s always with… are they a couple? Still, you get close; maybe he’s a lot sweeter around women… he won’t pay attention to you. DAMN IT!
2. The French Rose
“Why the heck am I in this club?” you ask yourself. Then you look back at your French date… “Oh yeah; that’s why.” He saw you alone in the corner and brought you to the dance floor with him. The guy is sex on legs! And the night just gets more passionate from there. Cut to two weeks later