---RELIGIONS OF ASSASSIN'S CREED---Altairism---RELIGIONS OF ASSASSIN'S CREED---3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Altairism is the love of an arrogant, grumpy Assassin who needs to get laid."
"Ezioism is the love of a hot, flirtatious Italian Assassin. "
"Desmondology is the study of all that is Desmond."
"Kadarism is the love of a young Journeyman Assassin who died simply to fuck up emotions."
"Leonardoism is the love of an easily excited inventor who has problems with the concept of personal space."
"Malikism is the love of a one-armed Bureau Leader with a sassy attitude. "
"Shaunism is the love of an angry British man who has problems with third-world countries."
"Clayology is the study of the only Assassin who felt that the walls of Abstergo looked better painted blood red."
"Yusufism is the love for an Assassin who enjoys trolling the others, no matter who it may be."
Break OutClick. Click. Snap!Break Out3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A string of whispered curses and a light metallic clang followed the unwanted sound. She didn't understand why she was here. Some small iron tool was clasped in her hand as she fixated her eyes on the torches about twenty feet out to either side of her. It was still night, she hoped, because she could hear the echoes of boisterous laughing and talking from above the stairwells. She smirked; at least the alcohol they confiscated was holding out.
With a final strained glance in either direction, the teenager picked up her second metal tool and placed both in the keyhole. Breaking in, she thought, was a hundred times easier than breaking out. She slid the thinner piece around until she heard a sort of click, then began to spin the lock with the knife-like tool she had so cleverly concealed upon her arrival here. Slowly, the lock was turning, but just as the sound of freed
To Be A GirlTo Be A GirlTo Be A Girl3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What do you need to be a girl?
Do you need long hair?
Do you need to wear makeup?
Do you need to be thin?
Do you need to lack interest in sports?
Do you need to like pink?
Do you need to have smooth legs?
Do you need to wear dresses?
Do you need to be "weak"?
Do you need to know how to cook?
Do you need to be overly feminine?
Do you need to like boys?
Do you need to act sexy?
Do you need to be short?
Do you need breasts?
Do you need a vagina?
What does it take to be seen as a girl?
What do I need to show you who I am?
How can I become "just another girl"?
What do I need to be a girl?
Elsanna Week- First KissElsa and Anna were in a heated argument. Anna was still angry at her sister for leaving even though it was months ago. She couldn’t help feeling betrayed. “I said I was sorry, Anna. What more do you want?” Ice gathered on the walls of the dining hall as Elsa’s emotions engulfed her heart in flames. “I understand but you could at least try to spend more time with me! All those years you shut me out, hurt me too. You could at least try to make up for it.” As soon as Anna said this she immediately regretted it. This was like a slap in the face to Elsa. She hated herself for shutting her sister out. But it hurt her more when Anna threw it back in her face. After all Anna was all she had. “I have duties Anna. I have to do things now that I’m queen.” Anna could hear Elsa’s voice wavering. She knew she had hurt Elsa deeply. Elsa turned to hide the cold tears rushing down her pale face. And with that Elsa walked out of the room.Elsanna Week- First Kiss9 months ago in Drama More Like This
All Authors Have God Complexes The ability to vocalize the deepest yearning of a person is every writer's most longed for and nearly intangible goal in life. The ability to reach so far into a person's mind and write clearly and distinctly the thoughts of one such person is by far the most noble and humbling of all accomplishments.All Authors Have God Complexes2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
When that standard is achieve it can then be said that that writer can be considered among the greatest. The Nobel prize is within your grasp. You can only hope.
My house is a scattered mess and that's always how it will be without my mother around to make us clean up. Every morning I wake up and brush my teeth and take Claritin so I don't spend every ten minutes sneezing and I sit down at my computer, or perhaps I lie on my stomach as I'm doing now to type this out, something I've thought about for a long time but have never been able to vocalize until this moment.
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 2*Cassie shuffled over towards the couch, slowly sitting down. Her eyes were wide with the abrupt shock and the tip of her long, black tail was twitching.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 2*1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Petal… I-I…” Cassie’s voice cut off as Petal jumped to her paws, squealing. Her phone screen lit up with continuing messages. Petal swiped her gaze at her phone, then raising it to meet Cassie’s.
Her cheeks were puffy and red, and her eyes were full of excitement. “She is coming in tomorrow!” She squeaked. “I can’t wait!”
Cassie’s left ear twitched with igony. “Can’t wait either…” she muttered sarcastically. She prayed Petal didn’t hear her.
Surprisingly, Petal didn’t hear her. Instead, she was skipping into her room deciding which outfit to wear. Once Cassie knew she was gone, she snatched her own phone and quickly dialed Jesse’s number.
The line rang for a few moments, intertwining with her own heartbea
The Clash“I don’t see why you think I shouldn’t be a part of this.”The Clash9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Elsa sighed and turned to face her sister. Anna’s face was red, colored by anger. They’d been going over the same argument for hours and Elsa’s patience was paper thin.
“Anna, this matter does not concern you-,”
“Yes, Elsa, it does!” The sisters glared at each other, then Anna’s expression softened and she reached forward to put a hand on Elsa’s shoulder.
“We’re together, and always will be. This isn’t something you should have to decide on your own, Elsa. You said yourself the raids are getting more numerous and closer to the main city of Arendelle than ever before. Why not ask the other countries for assistance?”
“We cannot seem weak. Besides, it would probably do the citizens of Arendelle well to know that they can be protected from common thieves without resorting to foreign nations.”
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 3*Yawning, Cassie hung on the side of the couch, warily staring at the wall. She figured Petal would be home any minute now, as she had been gone for a few hours.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 3*1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Cassie shot a glance over towards the table that was about two feet away from her. Her phone lay on a pile of magazines and old newspapers. Sighing, Cassie reached over towards the pile, grasping her phone.
Lifting her head, Cassie looked at the time on the stove. It said in bright, neon green letters: 5:17 PM. Yep, Petal will be home soon. Suddenly, an idea flashed in her mind. But just enough time to invite Freckles and Jesse over…
Determined, Cassie texted Freckles and Jesse. She told them to come over in about five minutes. She soon got a response from Freckles saying, ‘Alright. Be there soon.’
A text from Jesse buzzed onto the screen. It read: ‘Comin’ over.’ Sudden joy squeezed Cassie’s heart as she waited for her friends to arrive. The minutes passed, and it seemed like a heartbe
how i workit takes so little to make me smilehow i work3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
it takes so little to make me cry
small things you do make me wanna live
small things you do make me wanna die.
I'll Miss You Too Much“Jesus, Gavin, are you fucking mentally retarded, you fucking idiot? What the fuck is wrong with you!?” Michael screamed to the man sitting next to him, who tried holding back his laughter.I'll Miss You Too Much2 years ago in Drama More Like This
“I’m sorry, Mi-”
“You fucking moron! You cost us the game, we were so fucking close!”
“Aaand, Geoff wins the Tower of Pimps!” Geoffrey purred into his mic. Jack and Ryan chuckled, still glancing over their shoulders and at the two arguing behind them.
“Michael, I didn’t know, I’m so-”
“Of course you didn’t, you fucking dumbass, you don’t know a goddamn thing you fucking idiot.”
“But what about team Nice Dynamite?”
“Not that bullshit again, just shut the fuck up.”
“Mavin, nooo,” Ray called out sadly, and Michael shot him an angered glare.
“No. Mavin is dead. Gavin fucking killed it.” He stood up, slamming his controller on the desk, and stormed o
Missing you (Doctor-x-Rose)The Doctor sat quietly in the console room, Martha doing stuff he couldn't care-less about. Every time the two came back from an adventure, the first thing that came to his mind was Rose. He started daydream about the times he'd had with Rose. Adventures, of course there were bad times, but not many. The times at night... His thoughts were interrupted when Martha called his name.Missing you (Doctor-x-Rose)1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Yes Martha?" He called back. There was no answer, so he got up and went to go look for her. Then out of nowhere he tripped, collapsing to the ground. He let out a groan of pain. He picked up the source of his tripping and held it in his hands. Tears formed as he realized what it was. Rose's top. He held it to his face, it still smelled like her.
He kept walking and ended up in her old room, the smell exploded in his nostrils, the smell of the perfume she used every day. The Doctor sat on edge of the bed sobbing into the t-shirt, tears staining it. The bed wasn't made, just in case, somehow, she coul
Fetchingly DrapedAnna was not the least bit ashamed of herself. Embarrassed? Of course. But never ashamed.Fetchingly Draped10 months ago in Romance More Like This
She had gotten caught staring at her sister. No, not staring, gaping. She wasn't even sure if her mouth had been hanging open. Mentally smacking herself, hard, Anna sneaked another glance to see where Elsa had gone. The queen was now lightly conversing with Kristoff, who had approached from nearby, ignoring Anna for now.
Anna took that time to collect herself and take a few easy breaths. Perhaps she wouldn't have been gawking so intently if Elsa hadn't been looking so damn wonderful in her off-the-shoulder gown. Not that Anna was really complaining.
The princess looked around herself at the palace's royal gardens. Kai, Gerda, and the rest of the servants were running around busily, preparing things for that evening's get-together. Anna reminded herself it was nothing huge, just a small gathering with some of Arendelle's higher class citizens. The princess couldn't even remember what exactly
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 1*Cassie slapped a furry, black paw over her eye as the sun came streaming through the window of her apartment. She was laying on her scratched, leather couch, watching a show on TV.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 1*1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was wearing her black short shorts and a smoky-gray tank top. She had a bright yellow collar strapped around her neck, covered by her hair that bounced at her shoulders.
Her apartment was small and only had four rooms; the kitchen, living room, her own room, and her boyfriend Jesse’s room. Jesse was a wolf like her, expect his fur was pale yellow.
He had chocolate-brown hair that swung to the side, and always, always wore his ‘Cassie’ braclet on his left paw. Jesse and Cassie had been dating for five months now, and their friends, Freckles and Petal, had supported them all the way.
Cassie stumbled to her paws and headed over towards the kitchen. She nearly bumped her side on the marble counter as she bounded towards the coffee machine. She was about to open the cupboard when suddenly Pe
Blunt Weapon: Ch. 12 (LokiXReader)You remembered that day.Blunt Weapon: Ch. 12 (LokiXReader)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day when your life turned upside down.
The day when blood spilled onto your hands...and they never went away.
They never loved me. It was all a lie. I screamed, yelled, and cried just to have some sort of equality between my sister and me. What made her so special? Was I just a mistake? My so-called “parents” don’t want to listen to reason; only to their own ignorance. There never was fairness to begin with. A split of a second passed by when my head was turned forcefully with an unspeakable pain on the side of my face. Dad hit me. His own daughter. No. I’m not his daughter. I’m just some kid living in the same house. I caught sight of the knife dad uses for fishing. I’ll show him who’s stupid. It’s now or never as I grabbed the handle.
Then...your whole world crumbled.
You opened your (e/c) eyes to see the world around you crumbling; not mentally like yours but physically. The world is filled wi
Frozen Warmth [ Russia x Child!Reader ] 02Russia x Child!ReaderFrozen Warmth [ Russia x Child!Reader ] 022 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
That was the first sound to reach your ears. Off in the distance you could see a small fire. The shadows seemed to be dancing around the fire, tip-toeing just out of the fires orange/yellow glow, but still close enough to be seen by the human eye. The shadows continued to dance, one stopping to stare at you.
Sending you a toothy grin, the shadow extended its clawed hand. Its claws dripping with some foreign liquid, turning on your heel you screamed, your cloak billowing out around you. Another fire appeared in the distance, you could see no dancing shadows around this one. You could only see the form of another small body that was staring into the fire. The shadow stopped following you once you were in the safety of the boy's fire.
Looking at you, the boys cold, and seemingly lifeless purple eyes stared back at you causing you to feel uncomfortable; you decided that you would take a seat next to the boy. His purple eyes following your ev
It's too cold for you here.. ( One Shot )An albino elf sat on the window's porch, glimming out the window, staring at nothing, just lost in his thoughts. Snapping out of them, he realized that it was almost daylight outside.It's too cold for you here.. ( One Shot )10 months ago in Comedy More Like This
"I didn't sleep another night again?" He whispered silently to himself.
It was about 6 am, no one surely was really awake yet here in the Creepypasta Mansion..
'Well it's early in the morning, and breakfast wouldn't be made until 9. Why not just go outside for fresh air?' He thought.
He blinked and turned his head back to look at his roommate.
Sleeping still, slightly snoring.
BEN got off the window's porch and tiptoed over to the door, slow and steady, trying not to wake Jeff up. Jeff really wouldn't like the idea of him wandering off alone, seeing as the two shared a close relationship with each other, he was often paranoid about leaving him alone since BEN had some problems and had some suicidal moments in the past. And that to BEN, was understandable. But it still didn't stop him from getting his fres
Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 4“Hey, idiot! Be careful you’re going to hurt yourself that way!” Levi scolds as he helps you walk into your home, your arm slung over his shoulder as the two of you make your way inside. On your way in you had clumsily stumbled over his foot, making him trip a bit himself and glare at you in irritation, thus the reason he had scolded you earlier...Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 49 months ago in Romance More Like This
You blushed in embarrassment and smiled at him nervously, “S-sorry, Levi!” You turn away from him, letting out a weak, nervous laugh. You felt so stupid..
“Idiot,” He rolled his eyes before continuing to help you inside.
Finally after almost a month of staying at the infirmary at the Scouting Legion headquarters you were finally able to return home with the assistance of a nurse checking in on you every once in a while to monitor your well being. You struggled to walk because of how bruised up your legs were after your fall and even though they’ve healed up quite nicely over the time it still c
PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 5 FINAL! You broke apart, and rested your forehead on his. It was like your own little world, just you and Gilbert.PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 5 FINAL!2 years ago in Drama More Like This
You gasped as the bullet tore through Gilbert’s side and slipped into you. You heard a voice that you thought might belong to Ludwig shouting, but everything was eerily quiet to you. Gilbert looked down at you, before you both sank to your knees, still in each other’s embrace.
You looked down and clutched your side, and you had the strangest urge to laugh as you realized that you and Gilbert had exactly the same wound, but on different sides. Everything was happening in slow motion, shock running through you.
Intense pain bloomed at the bullet’s entry point, and you watched blood slip through your fingers. Gilbert clutched his side as well, grimacing. You fell into him, your dehydration and malnourishment finally catching up to you.
You keeled the rest of the way over, barely feeling the sharp stones on your skin. Blood seeped form your woun
Prussia x Reader- Home 'I'm coming to see you, (Nickname)'Prussia x Reader- Home2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'I got your letter. I miss you too, so I'm on my way to see you.'
'I never stopped loving you. I'm on my way to our house.'
Delete, delete, delete.
Gilbert sighed and shoved his phone back into the pocket of his jeans. The buildings and trees passed by as he looked out the window of the cab he was riding in. He missed those busy streets so much, but at the same time, he didn't miss them at all. The one thing he had really missed though, was what he had with (Name).
God, he both loved and hated how just thinking about (Name) could make him act so differently. She made him soft; Weak to his knees. He knew (Name) could always see through his whole, "I'm awesome," routine whenever he's had a completely horrible day. She knows him a lot better than he knows himself. She was the perfect girl. She was his girl, until he so foolishly let her slip through his fingers.
"This the ri
The Lord and Lady - Zuko x KatThe Lord and Lady - Zuko x Kat9 years ago in Erotic More Like This
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She looks out at the grounds, which sprawl out from the Palace she now lives in, and the city that spreads out before her, beyond the Palace walls. Once, she had been so terrified of the mere idea of being here, much less calling it her home. But, she was resigned to her fate.
The Fire Lord had come to take her. She was ripped away from the people she knew and loved and the place she had called home, spirited away to a place she had never seen but had heard so much about.
He had ignored her pleas to be reunited with her brother and the Avatar and all that she knew. He had taken her innocence with a passion that burned so intensely that she had been forever marked by it.
In the darkness and the flame, Katara of the Water Tribe died.
It had taken a while to get used to it all the heat, the people, the customs, the differentness of it all. It was a world completely different from the one she had been taken from. She had feared for her
Germany X Reader -Awesome Matchmaker (Or Not)Notes:Germany X Reader -Awesome Matchmaker (Or Not)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
-Just a little “Thank You” for Kay-Love-Pain17 for a commission she completed for me ^^ Because we all know how much I love to give “thank you”s xD She wanted an innocent yet sexy Germany with a trolling Prussia. ^^ So, here’s what happened xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, the characters, or the reader. I only own the plot*
You looked across the couch to look at the flustered, sighing blonde before you. He had asked if you would like to visit him during the warm spring day, and you quickly accepted. Only, you weren’t expecting his brother to also join the party. Neither was Ludwig.
When you first arrived, everything was quiet and peaceful, save for the television playing some unwatched program in front of an empty audience. You both sat onto the stuffed leather, gazing up towards the television. Ludwig left for a brief moment to retrieve two sweating cans of Mountain Dew. He sure liked his caffeine. After he sat down, he ha
PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 4You heard them making their way through the city as you sat on the fountain. You looked around the city, knowing it would probably be your last time gazing at its ruined spires.PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 42 years ago in Drama More Like This
You breathed against the fear, and assumed the nonchalant pose you always took when you were scared but didn’t want to show it. You heard them moving ever closer, and gripped the handle of the dagger tighter. You tucked the weapon away so it wouldn’t be visible.
There they were. The army flooded into your main square, and stopped several yards from the fountain where you sat. You looked at the familiar faces. It felt like you were reopening an old wound. Your eyes scanned the line, until they came across a pair so familiar it made your heart stop for a split second.
Gilbert’s red eyes looked back at you from the group of countries. Grief ripped through your body, closely followed by love and longing. Sadness and pain flickered across his face. You wanted to run to him, to hug him, but you stay
A Golden Oppurtunity- Vash x Reader“Ahhh… the air here is so clean! And the scenery’s beautiful!” you exclaimed happily as you spun around happily in the beautiful expanse of a small valley that you found in the mountains. You were currently in the Alps, during a backpacking trip. However, no one was with you since you sneaked out of the nearby inn just so you could explore. Sure, you were going to go later with your fellow hikers, but you just couldn’t wait to see what was here.A Golden Oppurtunity- Vash x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You walked along, admiring the view. Everything was crisp and green and a few rays of sunshine stained the light blue sky with an orangish tinge. You adjusted the straps on your bag and brushed a few strands of hair out of your face as you looked curiously at a heavily wooded area. Should you go…? Or should you wait…?
You smiled and decided that a little walk into the woods couldn’t hurt and began to walk confidently into the forest. You admired the beautiful pines, gently patting the rough woo
Earl Grey Chapter 2 B!France x S!Reader x EnglandA/N Right, quick thing about my writing. The character’s only use their Countries’ names at the meetings, they use their human names the rest of the time… Just thought I would esplain before you go WTF on me.Earl Grey Chapter 2 B!France x S!Reader x England2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had been two months since Arthur met (y/n) at the World Meeting, and he thought about her every day, he had hoped that he would get his infatuation by now. He walked down the street to Francis’ house, a folder containing paperwork tucked underneath his arm. He was muttering to himself.
“Stupid frog, now I have to take the bloody paperwork to his place and make him sign it.” He was interrupted by arriving at his house earlier than he had expected. Pressing the doorbell he, somewhat patiently, waited. He was surprised when the door swung open and (y/n) stood in the doorway. She was wearing a pair of sweats and an oversized (f/c) t-shirt, her hair was mussed. In short, she looked like she had just got out of bed. She blinked a couple of times a