---RELIGIONS OF ASSASSIN'S CREED---Altairism---RELIGIONS OF ASSASSIN'S CREED---3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Altairism is the love of an arrogant, grumpy Assassin who needs to get laid."
"Ezioism is the love of a hot, flirtatious Italian Assassin. "
"Desmondology is the study of all that is Desmond."
"Kadarism is the love of a young Journeyman Assassin who died simply to fuck up emotions."
"Leonardoism is the love of an easily excited inventor who has problems with the concept of personal space."
"Malikism is the love of a one-armed Bureau Leader with a sassy attitude. "
"Shaunism is the love of an angry British man who has problems with third-world countries."
"Clayology is the study of the only Assassin who felt that the walls of Abstergo looked better painted blood red."
"Yusufism is the love for an Assassin who enjoys trolling the others, no matter who it may be."
To Be A GirlTo Be A GirlTo Be A Girl3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What do you need to be a girl?
Do you need long hair?
Do you need to wear makeup?
Do you need to be thin?
Do you need to lack interest in sports?
Do you need to like pink?
Do you need to have smooth legs?
Do you need to wear dresses?
Do you need to be "weak"?
Do you need to know how to cook?
Do you need to be overly feminine?
Do you need to like boys?
Do you need to act sexy?
Do you need to be short?
Do you need breasts?
Do you need a vagina?
What does it take to be seen as a girl?
What do I need to show you who I am?
How can I become "just another girl"?
What do I need to be a girl?
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 2*Cassie shuffled over towards the couch, slowly sitting down. Her eyes were wide with the abrupt shock and the tip of her long, black tail was twitching.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 2*2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Petal… I-I…” Cassie’s voice cut off as Petal jumped to her paws, squealing. Her phone screen lit up with continuing messages. Petal swiped her gaze at her phone, then raising it to meet Cassie’s.
Her cheeks were puffy and red, and her eyes were full of excitement. “She is coming in tomorrow!” She squeaked. “I can’t wait!”
Cassie’s left ear twitched with igony. “Can’t wait either…” she muttered sarcastically. She prayed Petal didn’t hear her.
Surprisingly, Petal didn’t hear her. Instead, she was skipping into her room deciding which outfit to wear. Once Cassie knew she was gone, she snatched her own phone and quickly dialed Jesse’s number.
The line rang for a few moments, intertwining with her own heartbea
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 3*Yawning, Cassie hung on the side of the couch, warily staring at the wall. She figured Petal would be home any minute now, as she had been gone for a few hours.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 3*2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Cassie shot a glance over towards the table that was about two feet away from her. Her phone lay on a pile of magazines and old newspapers. Sighing, Cassie reached over towards the pile, grasping her phone.
Lifting her head, Cassie looked at the time on the stove. It said in bright, neon green letters: 5:17 PM. Yep, Petal will be home soon. Suddenly, an idea flashed in her mind. But just enough time to invite Freckles and Jesse over…
Determined, Cassie texted Freckles and Jesse. She told them to come over in about five minutes. She soon got a response from Freckles saying, ‘Alright. Be there soon.’
A text from Jesse buzzed onto the screen. It read: ‘Comin’ over.’ Sudden joy squeezed Cassie’s heart as she waited for her friends to arrive. The minutes passed, and it seemed like a heartbe
All Authors Have God Complexes The ability to vocalize the deepest yearning of a person is every writer's most longed for and nearly intangible goal in life. The ability to reach so far into a person's mind and write clearly and distinctly the thoughts of one such person is by far the most noble and humbling of all accomplishments.All Authors Have God Complexes3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
When that standard is achieve it can then be said that that writer can be considered among the greatest. The Nobel prize is within your grasp. You can only hope.
My house is a scattered mess and that's always how it will be without my mother around to make us clean up. Every morning I wake up and brush my teeth and take Claritin so I don't spend every ten minutes sneezing and I sit down at my computer, or perhaps I lie on my stomach as I'm doing now to type this out, something I've thought about for a long time but have never been able to vocalize until this moment.
how i workit takes so little to make me smilehow i work3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
it takes so little to make me cry
small things you do make me wanna live
small things you do make me wanna die.
I'll Miss You Too Much“Jesus, Gavin, are you fucking mentally retarded, you fucking idiot? What the fuck is wrong with you!?” Michael screamed to the man sitting next to him, who tried holding back his laughter.I'll Miss You Too Much2 years ago in Drama More Like This
“I’m sorry, Mi-”
“You fucking moron! You cost us the game, we were so fucking close!”
“Aaand, Geoff wins the Tower of Pimps!” Geoffrey purred into his mic. Jack and Ryan chuckled, still glancing over their shoulders and at the two arguing behind them.
“Michael, I didn’t know, I’m so-”
“Of course you didn’t, you fucking dumbass, you don’t know a goddamn thing you fucking idiot.”
“But what about team Nice Dynamite?”
“Not that bullshit again, just shut the fuck up.”
“Mavin, nooo,” Ray called out sadly, and Michael shot him an angered glare.
“No. Mavin is dead. Gavin fucking killed it.” He stood up, slamming his controller on the desk, and stormed o
*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 1*Cassie slapped a furry, black paw over her eye as the sun came streaming through the window of her apartment. She was laying on her scratched, leather couch, watching a show on TV.*Cousin Catastrophe ~ Chapter 1*2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was wearing her black short shorts and a smoky-gray tank top. She had a bright yellow collar strapped around her neck, covered by her hair that bounced at her shoulders.
Her apartment was small and only had four rooms; the kitchen, living room, her own room, and her boyfriend Jesse’s room. Jesse was a wolf like her, expect his fur was pale yellow.
He had chocolate-brown hair that swung to the side, and always, always wore his ‘Cassie’ braclet on his left paw. Jesse and Cassie had been dating for five months now, and their friends, Freckles and Petal, had supported them all the way.
Cassie stumbled to her paws and headed over towards the kitchen. She nearly bumped her side on the marble counter as she bounded towards the coffee machine. She was about to open the cupboard when suddenly Pe
Missing you (Doctor-x-Rose)The Doctor sat quietly in the console room, Martha doing stuff he couldn't care-less about. Every time the two came back from an adventure, the first thing that came to his mind was Rose. He started daydream about the times he'd had with Rose. Adventures, of course there were bad times, but not many. The times at night... His thoughts were interrupted when Martha called his name.Missing you (Doctor-x-Rose)1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Yes Martha?" He called back. There was no answer, so he got up and went to go look for her. Then out of nowhere he tripped, collapsing to the ground. He let out a groan of pain. He picked up the source of his tripping and held it in his hands. Tears formed as he realized what it was. Rose's top. He held it to his face, it still smelled like her.
He kept walking and ended up in her old room, the smell exploded in his nostrils, the smell of the perfume she used every day. The Doctor sat on edge of the bed sobbing into the t-shirt, tears staining it. The bed wasn't made, just in case, somehow, she coul
Elsanna Week- First KissElsa and Anna were in a heated argument. Anna was still angry at her sister for leaving even though it was months ago. She couldn’t help feeling betrayed. “I said I was sorry, Anna. What more do you want?” Ice gathered on the walls of the dining hall as Elsa’s emotions engulfed her heart in flames. “I understand but you could at least try to spend more time with me! All those years you shut me out, hurt me too. You could at least try to make up for it.” As soon as Anna said this she immediately regretted it. This was like a slap in the face to Elsa. She hated herself for shutting her sister out. But it hurt her more when Anna threw it back in her face. After all Anna was all she had. “I have duties Anna. I have to do things now that I’m queen.” Anna could hear Elsa’s voice wavering. She knew she had hurt Elsa deeply. Elsa turned to hide the cold tears rushing down her pale face. And with that Elsa walked out of the room.Elsanna Week- First Kiss1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Bluebird's Illusion: Homunculus NestBluebird's Illusion: Homunculus Nest2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was night… No once can tell why it was night…again… Not even the moon was illuminating the gray sky. Some small drops of the upcoming rain were slightly tapping the thirsty earth…as if it was a small gift from the Sky in order to erase Earth’s thirst… The forest was calm. Not even a single creature…not even a mouse was running anymore. It appeared that they had sensed the strong storm that was about to come and they ran to hide in their hiding places…in their holes or in the trees hoping to find shelter from the water and the bitter cold. Humidity was high and it was piercing the bone sending a painful feeling of cold deep in the core… The last birds were flying to go back to their nests…to avoid the water that would shock them till the small and fragile bones of theirs and it would make their feathers so heavy that it would cause them to fall from the sky. Just one little bird that had the color of the clean sky f
Alice of Slender SacrificeAlice of Slender Sacrifice4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Somewhere there was a tiny heart. No one knew where the heart came from, but it was such a tiny, tiny little heart. The tiny heart's beat began to slow down, more and more and more. And no matter how it tried, it couldn't get back to its normal beat. "Please...I don't want to die...How can I stay alive?" As the heart beat slowed down more and more to a stop, its last thoughts were:
"I will make people come to me, come within me, and let them give me my life back..."
The first ALICE was a young and pretty little soul
Face as fair and cheeks as rosy, she was loved by all
She had men and women answering to her every beck and call
Everyone except one girl who wished for her downfall
This little ALICE was ignorant as can be
When her face was carved out alive no one could hear her screams
As she lay there on the ground, unable to hear, speak or see
Those who loved her now think she was just one of their dreams
The second ALICE was a man of immense height and stre
Tobuscus x Reader Part 3 "Say... You wouldn't mind if I started calling you hothothothothot, would you?" he asked. You shyly smiled and shook your head. Of course you didn't mind! You wanted him to call you that all along. "Good." he simply said. "Because I'm going to call you that sometimes." Yet, you still felt like it was wrong to be in a relationship this early. You just bumped into him yesterday. Or more like, he was the one to start comforting you. And, well, he did like you back... So you were going to let him make the first move. Which, hopefully, would be soon, because you loved him dearly. And, God dang it, he still wasn't wearing a shirt. He was going to give you a nosebleed if he didn't put one on. As if he read your mind, he put a blue TOBUSCUS shirt on. Well... You still wanted him to be shirtless, but you didn't want to get a nosebleed, so you didn't interject. You just frowned a little bit. You put your head back on the pillow and snuggled up to yourself under the covers. He got iTobuscus x Reader Part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
The Lord and Lady - Zuko x KatThe Lord and Lady - Zuko x Kat9 years ago in Erotic More Like This
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She looks out at the grounds, which sprawl out from the Palace she now lives in, and the city that spreads out before her, beyond the Palace walls. Once, she had been so terrified of the mere idea of being here, much less calling it her home. But, she was resigned to her fate.
The Fire Lord had come to take her. She was ripped away from the people she knew and loved and the place she had called home, spirited away to a place she had never seen but had heard so much about.
He had ignored her pleas to be reunited with her brother and the Avatar and all that she knew. He had taken her innocence with a passion that burned so intensely that she had been forever marked by it.
In the darkness and the flame, Katara of the Water Tribe died.
It had taken a while to get used to it all the heat, the people, the customs, the differentness of it all. It was a world completely different from the one she had been taken from. She had feared for her
Frozen Warmth [ Russia x Child!Reader ] 02Russia x Child!ReaderFrozen Warmth [ Russia x Child!Reader ] 022 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
That was the first sound to reach your ears. Off in the distance you could see a small fire. The shadows seemed to be dancing around the fire, tip-toeing just out of the fires orange/yellow glow, but still close enough to be seen by the human eye. The shadows continued to dance, one stopping to stare at you.
Sending you a toothy grin, the shadow extended its clawed hand. Its claws dripping with some foreign liquid, turning on your heel you screamed, your cloak billowing out around you. Another fire appeared in the distance, you could see no dancing shadows around this one. You could only see the form of another small body that was staring into the fire. The shadow stopped following you once you were in the safety of the boy's fire.
Looking at you, the boys cold, and seemingly lifeless purple eyes stared back at you causing you to feel uncomfortable; you decided that you would take a seat next to the boy. His purple eyes following your ev
It's too cold for you here.. ( One Shot )An albino elf sat on the window's porch, glimming out the window, staring at nothing, just lost in his thoughts. Snapping out of them, he realized that it was almost daylight outside.It's too cold for you here.. ( One Shot )1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
"I didn't sleep another night again?" He whispered silently to himself.
It was about 6 am, no one surely was really awake yet here in the Creepypasta Mansion..
'Well it's early in the morning, and breakfast wouldn't be made until 9. Why not just go outside for fresh air?' He thought.
He blinked and turned his head back to look at his roommate.
Sleeping still, slightly snoring.
BEN got off the window's porch and tiptoed over to the door, slow and steady, trying not to wake Jeff up. Jeff really wouldn't like the idea of him wandering off alone, seeing as the two shared a close relationship with each other, he was often paranoid about leaving him alone since BEN had some problems and had some suicidal moments in the past. And that to BEN, was understandable. But it still didn't stop him from getting his fres
Blunt Weapon: Ch. 12 (LokiXReader)You remembered that day.Blunt Weapon: Ch. 12 (LokiXReader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day when your life turned upside down.
The day when blood spilled onto your hands...and they never went away.
They never loved me. It was all a lie. I screamed, yelled, and cried just to have some sort of equality between my sister and me. What made her so special? Was I just a mistake? My so-called “parents” don’t want to listen to reason; only to their own ignorance. There never was fairness to begin with. A split of a second passed by when my head was turned forcefully with an unspeakable pain on the side of my face. Dad hit me. His own daughter. No. I’m not his daughter. I’m just some kid living in the same house. I caught sight of the knife dad uses for fishing. I’ll show him who’s stupid. It’s now or never as I grabbed the handle.
Then...your whole world crumbled.
You opened your (e/c) eyes to see the world around you crumbling; not mentally like yours but physically. The world is filled wi
Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 4“Hey, idiot! Be careful you’re going to hurt yourself that way!” Levi scolds as he helps you walk into your home, your arm slung over his shoulder as the two of you make your way inside. On your way in you had clumsily stumbled over his foot, making him trip a bit himself and glare at you in irritation, thus the reason he had scolded you earlier...Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
You blushed in embarrassment and smiled at him nervously, “S-sorry, Levi!” You turn away from him, letting out a weak, nervous laugh. You felt so stupid..
“Idiot,” He rolled his eyes before continuing to help you inside.
Finally after almost a month of staying at the infirmary at the Scouting Legion headquarters you were finally able to return home with the assistance of a nurse checking in on you every once in a while to monitor your well being. You struggled to walk because of how bruised up your legs were after your fall and even though they’ve healed up quite nicely over the time it still c
The Clash“I don’t see why you think I shouldn’t be a part of this.”The Clash1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Elsa sighed and turned to face her sister. Anna’s face was red, colored by anger. They’d been going over the same argument for hours and Elsa’s patience was paper thin.
“Anna, this matter does not concern you-,”
“Yes, Elsa, it does!” The sisters glared at each other, then Anna’s expression softened and she reached forward to put a hand on Elsa’s shoulder.
“We’re together, and always will be. This isn’t something you should have to decide on your own, Elsa. You said yourself the raids are getting more numerous and closer to the main city of Arendelle than ever before. Why not ask the other countries for assistance?”
“We cannot seem weak. Besides, it would probably do the citizens of Arendelle well to know that they can be protected from common thieves without resorting to foreign nations.”
Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 3Attack on Titan - Lance Corporal Rivaille x Reader Pt 3Attack on Titan - Captain Rivaille x Reader Pt 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
It’s been about a week and a half since your accident and you were healing up pretty nicely now. The pain in your chest from the broken ribs had subsided after the first week but you were told to not strain yourself on anything or else the pain would return rather quickly. Luckily you were finally able to sit upright without too much pain though. Unfortunately you had to stay in the hospital for at least one more week so the doctors could monitor how you’re doing. If you were fine by the end of the week you had the pleasure of going home and relaxing there, but still unable to go to work.
Luckily for you, your friends were kind enough to visit you as much as they possible could. Hanji seemed to be there the most, visiting you at least once a day, at the most three times. It was nice though, she was one of your closest friends and you loved seeing her - despite everything she talked about was of their research on the Ti
Neko!AmericaxNeko!Reader - Too Freakin' Cute~ / P2"Mother! Daddy~!"Neko!AmericaxNeko!Reader - Too Freakin' Cute~ / P22 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Pa, Ma, yur' back!"
"Mom, why'd it take so long?!"
"Hey, paps, mam. How're things up at ole' Uncle Iggy's place, huh?"
"Dad, stupid Texas doesn't beleive me that I'M the biggest! None of 'em do!"
"YOU'RE the stupid one, dumba--"
The big yellow tabby immediately ducked to your authority, lowering his head and flattening his ears in submission and muttering a quiet, "'M sorry, ma'am. Don' need such nasty talk 'round here, I knows we don't."
You swished your tail once, scowling down at him still, meowed, "I know you know we don't. Now, apologize to your brother."
He decided to be a bit smart with you. "Which brother, Ma? I got's thirty or so uv 'em..."
"Do I need to give you a good cuff over the head, or do I?" Americat was suddenly stalking his large self forward, fur puffed up in his indignance towards his son as he landed a nice, hard blow just behind the yellow tom's ear. The latter hissed in retaliation, but made no move to physically challenge
PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 5 FINAL! You broke apart, and rested your forehead on his. It was like your own little world, just you and Gilbert.PrussiaxInsane!Country!Reader 5 FINAL!2 years ago in Drama More Like This
You gasped as the bullet tore through Gilbert’s side and slipped into you. You heard a voice that you thought might belong to Ludwig shouting, but everything was eerily quiet to you. Gilbert looked down at you, before you both sank to your knees, still in each other’s embrace.
You looked down and clutched your side, and you had the strangest urge to laugh as you realized that you and Gilbert had exactly the same wound, but on different sides. Everything was happening in slow motion, shock running through you.
Intense pain bloomed at the bullet’s entry point, and you watched blood slip through your fingers. Gilbert clutched his side as well, grimacing. You fell into him, your dehydration and malnourishment finally catching up to you.
You keeled the rest of the way over, barely feeling the sharp stones on your skin. Blood seeped form your woun