Sister ArmorSISTER ARMORSister Armor2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
An MLPFIM Fan-script written by Julian Yeo
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SCENE: The Crystal Empire, near the Crystal Palace
Twilight and Spike arrive at The Crystal Empire, and make their way towards The Crystal Palace.
Twilight: (breathes in the air) "It's always great to come back to The Crystal Empire."
Spike: "Yeah. (hesitating) Why are we here again? What did Princess Cadance say?"
Twilight: "It wasn't clear. The letter was short. She needed us urgently back in the Crystal Empire for something. I guess we'll find out when we meet her."
Spike: "This won't involve me falling from a great height again, will it?"
Twilight: "(giggles) I don't think so, Spike."
(cut to the two heading towards the palace. They arrive at the Crystal Hall.)
SCENE: The Crystal Palace, Crystal Hall
(The two princesses approach in the usual fashion)
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Twenty-six days since the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle.
“Sorry, Applejack!” the sleepy princess gasped as her once drooping eyelids snapped open.
“Much better,” Twilight giggled. “So you’re absolutely sure that you have enough cider left over for the gala?”
“Positive, we stored a few extra last year. Normally we finish off the last barrel the week before Winter Wrap-Up, but we weren’t able to polish off all of it this year. We’ve still got a few sittin in the cellar, ‘n’ it’s a might bit warmer down there now than it’s supposed to be when yer storing cider,” Applejack chuckled. “Honestly, I would’ve dumped them out, but the thought of servin’ it to some unexpectin’ nobles is too funny. I wonder if they’ll still act all proper and stuck-up when they’re so sloshed that they can
Friendship Is Weird Chp.1Friendship Is Weird Chp.13 years ago in Romance More Like This
*Before Reading: Please take in consideration that the characters in this story are out of their canon characteristics at times. This was intended. If you don’t approve of this, don’t read and complain about it. If you want to read: Go right ahead, and enjoy the story, this was written for fun. Thank you.*
Friendship Is Weird Chp. 1
By: DolphinBuster starring: Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and others
Ponyville was a small village located somewhere in the glorious and magical land of Equestria. Amongst the random clusters of ponies roaming the usually normal and calm village, lived six friends. But amongst those six friends was Twilight Sparkle stood over her studies in Ponyville Library. Studying was a fond habit that the unicorn always enjoyed experiencing in her spare time, which for some reason; she had awful lot of. Which was quite sad. Twilight could be quite angst at times, and occasionally she’d get a huge mood swap and would be lively, energetic,
'After the Gala''After the Gala'4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was around 10:00 PM at "Pony Joe's Café." An apple-shaped carriage was parked outside with two male ponies chatting amongst one another. Inside the café, the lights were still on and the open sign was flashing. As expected, there were very few customers. The Grand Galloping Gala was being held not too far away in the royal palace, where everyone else was. However, inside Pony Joe's, laughter could be heard. It seemed the customers that did decide to come there were company enough.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends had all just gotten back from the Grand Galloping Gala which did not go as planned for any of them at all. Their dresses were torn up a bit and their hair was messy. Some of them had even lost some footwear from running out of the Gala so fast. Twilight had told everyone earlier that Pony Joe's would be the best place to settle down at. She also knew that
Lyrics: Happy WinterPony-fied Edition of "Happy X-Mas (War is Over)"Lyrics: Happy Winter2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Performed by BeatleBrony
In the Style of John Lennon
Happy Winter, Celestia.
Happy Winter, Luna.
So this is Winter.
The snow is now falling,
and Wrap Up's far away,
and so this is Winter.
We're bundled up tight.
While we're playing outside,
and feeling alright.
We wish you a fun Winter.
Full of holiday cheer.
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any fear,
And so this is Winter (Friendship's Magic).
In Fillydelphia (Yes, you know it).
In Ponyville, Cloudsdale (Friendship's Magic).
And all Equestria (Now).
And so happy Winter (Friendship's Magic).
To all ponykind (Yes, you know it).
For Earth ponies, pegasi (Friendship's Magic).
And unicorns combined (Now).
And so this is Winter (Friendship's Magic).
And what have we done? (Yes, you know it).
We've strengthened our friendships (F-M).
And new ones have begun (Now).
And so happy Winter (Friendship's Magic).
We hope you ha
Natsu x reader x Laxus part 5 There were calls, calls for you. But you ignored them almost completely, you weren't yet enveloped by your anger just yet, Natsu knew this. He knew it all too well, you would slightly flinch whenever your name was called out.Natsu x reader x Laxus part 5 9 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Come one (name) don't be stupid it's over now come on we won!" Gray shouted his voice cracking, but to no avail.
No, you couldn't stop not now, Phantom Lord, they had crossed the line. Fairytail may have won this but yet in order for you to feel victorious, they had to pay in ways you see fit.
They had caused so much despair and pain to your family in Fairytail they were not about to go unpunished.
"Come one you promised us remember (name)!" You stopped dead in your tracks when Gray had said that, your blood smothered hands dropping to your sides. You looked at the man whom you were not too long ago beating senseless, he was terrified. Never have you seen so much fear and agony in someone's eyes and it hit home when you realized you were t
Star Dust - Chapter 5Star DustStar Dust - Chapter 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hearth's Warming Eve
“There you go, you two,” Joe said as he lowered two plates onto the table, “and if you can just wait for a bit, I'll bring the hot chocolate.” With that, he returned to the kitchen.
“Thanks a lot Joe.” Twilight smiled at the unicorn stallion. She turned to Star, who was now looking more comfortable around Twilight than when they had left the Dropping Bass shop. She certainly reminded Twilight a lot of Fluttershy, more specifically the time when she had first met her and when they had became friends.
She was about to ask a question when Donut Joe came back with their hot chocolate. “Now there ya go," he said, placing his tray on the table. “And don't mention it, Twilight. It's really good to see little Starie with somepony else than just Octavia or Vinyl.” Joe gave a heartrending laugh, which caused the poor Star Dust to have another blush on her face, wearing what looked like an embarrassed s
Star Dust - Chapter 3Star DustStar Dust - Chapter 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
The morning had started well for Twilight, unless you count her usual nervous breakdown moment from almost packing everything she needed, or at least hoped she needed. She then quickly ate her breakfast, before double-checking her checklist, making sure that everything was in order, and would be once they returned.
Then with a hurry, she and Spike soon found themselves at the Ponyville's train station, but none of her friends weren't there yet, which made Twilight worry even more. “Ooooh...” she moaned, impatiently waiting.
But thankfully that was short lived as Rarity was first to arrive. Overly packed as expected. And Spike was the one who was going to carry them all, which he didn't mind. Much. After her, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy arrived together. After them came Applejack and lastly, Rainbow Dash, much to the cyan pegasi's own distaste
“I can't believe I came last!” She complained. And it lasted most of the train t
Spark Chapter 6Chapter 6Spark Chapter 64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight skimmed through the diary. Luna had fallen asleep; willing oneself strong only went so far, especially when sick, and she needed to be ready to guide the moon down. She lay at Twilight's feet, a book as a pillow. A voice in Twilight's head had been telling her to just lay down beside her, keep her warm....Twilight had never been smitten before, and surprised herself constantly with the thoughts that ran through her head. But she turned it all into fuel for her study. To figure out what was making Luna sick. Something told her to keep going through the diary. At some point, she had decided, she was going to have to introduce Luna and Rarity to each other for real, given the Princess's professed love of gems (how would the night sky look in rubies, not diamonds, she asked her diary at one point) and pretty things in general. It was also uncanny at times reading about Luna trying to study or practice magic (studying being much more hands on when you were inventing liter
Discorded Applejack, the LiarDiscorded Applejack, the Liar4 years ago in Drama More Like This
POVs Of Discorded De-Harmonized Ponies
"The Truth Can Be Deceiving" Applejack
Ah didn't ever lied before. Ain't now. Ain't ever!
Okay, so Ah reckon' Ah was sometimes dead wrong 'bout some things. Maybe Ah couldn't buck the entire orchard by myself. Maybe helpin' with ah tricky stunt, bakin', and herdin' bunnies what ain't the bright when Ah was half-asleep.
So Ah didn't tell Pinkie Pie 'bout her surprise birthday. But Ah didn't tell her nothin' that ain't true!
Okay . . . maybe . . . maybe Ah did kinda sorta hog the bed from Rarity that one here time an' said Ah was asleep when Ah really wasn't. But . . . but come on! It ain't a lie if ya ain't really tryin' to trick'em right?
Elements of Harmony Stolen. Into The Maze. Separated from the others. Grove of Truth.
Ah see us all. Sayin' we're done with each other. Goin' back ta before when Twili' first showed up in Ponyville.
Ah don't know what we'll say ta each other. But Ah know it ain't right. If this here is where honesty leads . . . b
Cry for Eternity - Chapter 10Cry for Eternity - Chapter 103 years ago in Drama More Like This
Twenty days since the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle
“Come on, Twilight! All you’d have to do is talk to Spitfire, it’d take five seconds,” Rainbow whined, hovering in the center of Twilight’s office. “It’s not like she’d say no; you’re the princess!”
“It’s not that I can’t do it, it’s that I won’t,” Twilight grumbled.
“Well why not?”
“Because, Dash, if I force Spitfire to make you a Wonderbolt, you’ll be happy for a little while, then you’ll start to wonder if you ever would’ve made it on your own,” Twilight explained for what seemed like the hundredth time. “Then you’ll get depressed and you’ll spend the rest of your life doubting yourself. Eventually you’d probably start to hate me for not talking you out of it. You’ll just have to finish the Academy like everypony else.”
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Why did I act like that?
Twilight couldn't help but feel terrible about last night. She shouldn't have treated Luna like she was Nightmare Moon; it was rude and totally out of line. She made it a personal mission to find Luna and ask for forgiveness. She had spent a few hours last night trying to find where the princess ran off to. After failing to locate her, Twilight remorsefully sulked back to her room. She spent a few minutes pacing across the room, going over their short conversation in her head.
Why am I so bothered by this? She asked herself. Sure, she was a little harsh, but it wasn't completely out of hand.
Twilight wasn't able to sleep very much. Whenever she closed her eyes, a pair of foggy silver eyes pierced the veil of her mind like a thorn. She tried thinking about other subjects, but those eyes would always come back before she even knew she was thinking about them. The more she analyzed the mar
Star Dust - Chapter 7Star DustStar Dust - Chapter 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Next Day
“Uuugh...” Star muttered as the first sun rays touched her eyelids and burned through. She wrapped her hoof around her face, keeping the sun from hurting her eyes and her already hurting head. Then her senses, her nose to be exact, picked up something else that took her mind from her killing headache. It smelled really sweet and tasty.
“Wha...” The next thing she knew, she was lying on the cold, hard floor and her head was killing her even more. “By Equestria! Why must the floor be so hard!?” She whined as she was getting up. She smelled the air again and could now tell that it was the scent of pancakes that had invaded her nostrils.
As the door slowly opened, she heard Twilight's voice, not so quietly, coming from the down stairs. “Hurry up Spike! She could awake at any second!”
“I think that thump sound we heard just moments ago might tell us that she is awake,” Twilight's dragon assis
The Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship ReportThe Angry Video Game Nerd's Friendship Report2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dear Princess Celestia,
So I ended up in this world (which looks like a rainbow fucked a candy cane, gave birth to some fucking rainbow candy cane baby, and that baby puked all over the Earth, by the way) weird as fuck dimensional portal or some shit, and, having learned about the "magic of friendship", and I have to say....I don't like it.
No, I don't just not like it, I fucking hate it! There's no fucking shitty games here! What a fuckball of shit! How can there be a dimension where shitty games don't exist!? It's fucking bullshit! So, I have to say Princess, that this world is not for me. My life demands shitty games. I'd rather suck down a bowl full of day old sloth jizz than stay one more fucking minute in this piece of shit world. So, all that friendship fuck is nice, but I can't stay here.
As such, this letter is less about what I've learned about friendship and more about how, by the time you get this letter, I'll have constructed an interdimesonal time portal to he
10 days of love10 days of love4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The diary of Spike, baby dragon
Note from spike: shut up! A diary IS manly!
Day 1, morning
I'm starting a diary today cause I'm so happy! My love rarity has asked to go on a diamond hunt with me. I'm so exited! Not only cause Il be alone with rarity, but also cause of the gems! YUM!
OH NO! WHY! RARITY HAS BEEN PONYNAPPED! I will get those dogs! Everypony is preparing to go save her with me. They are still trying to figure out what I told them when I came to get them.
Twilight is calling me. IM COMING RARITY!
I'm not sure why she did it. I'm not sure why I liked it. Applejack
Oh I probably better explain what happened.
So we were ready to save rarity and as we tried luring the dogs out of their hole, I was daydreaming about saving rarity. I always get lost in my thoughts when I'm daydreaming so I didn't notice I was pointing my kissing lips to AJ. We told everypony she just told me 'who here loverboy'. Nopony, except for Twilight, knows she kissed me. We ag
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"It's your anniversary today! Today! One year since you came to Ponyville, hurray! Hurray! It's been a super duper awesome time so far! So far! And that's cause you're Ponyville's super duper spectacular shining STAR!" Pinkie Pie sang, twirling around Twilight Sparkle's library in her usual fashion.
Around her, ponies stamped their hooves on the ground in approval while Twilight Sparkle gave her friend a bright smile.
"Thank you, Pinkie Pie," she said to the pink earth pony, who was already halfway through eating a large cupcake.
"Nfo fpwoblef!"Pinkie Pie replied, mouth full of pastry.
"What was that?"
The pink pony finished her cupcake, and grinned at Twilight. "I said, 'No problem,' silly!" she replied and giggled.
"And thank you for this party too," Twilight said, looking around at her decorated home. Streamers were hanging from the ceiling and
MLPFiM: Lingering Shadows ch. 4MLPFiM: Lingering Shadows ch. 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 4: That Which Was
The shadowy prison of the oubliette was always dark in its own way, but that late night as Luna descended, that darkness about the place felt distinctly sinister. The shadows were silently mocking her she was certain, but her rage at the nightmare burned away all hesitation and anxiety she may have felt. She moved with swiftness, letting her own natural glow illuminate her path, as her reserves of patience had run too dry to even bother illuminating her horn.
Sombra! She thought furiously, anger coursing through her. That foul, wretched, vile, lying monster! This time I shall get answers out of him!
A vague, fleeting thought at the back of her mind wondered if the unicorn king could possibly hear her thoughts in some way, but that by that point, she cared not if he could.
Let him! Let him know of my approach and my intent! May he be wise enough that he trembles in the face of my wrath!
Her guards saw her appro
Discorded Trixie, Who?Discorded Trixie, Who?4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Disappearing Pony Act"
Lo and behold the Great And Powerful Trixie! The all-powerful and greatest magician in all of Equestria! There is no feat of magic I cannot perform! There is no skill or talent that my magic can not surpass! Truly all are honored in be in the presence of the Great And Powerful Trixie!!!
My legendary tales have spread across all of Equestria! There is none who don't know my name! There is ... there is ... none who doesn't love the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Certainly you have heard that on one of my many travels I came to the small hick town of Ponyville, that wouldn't even be on the map if not for the regular visits by Princess Celestia.
How after performing my magic show, and proving my greatness and power once again, two foals didn't wish to take one of my ... stories ... on face value and put ... the Great and Powerful Trixie to the test ... and ... she was ... publicly humiliated, she, I lost everything I owned in one night and had to flee the small no-face-
Children: A Dislestia TaleI need twelve cc’s of Grimroot here! Stat!Children: A Dislestia Tale2 years ago in Romance More Like This
We’re losing him!
Discord tried to open his eyes, and immediately a jet of light stabbed right into his brain, slamming through his skull like an icepick. Grimacing with pain, the draconequus squeezed his eyes shut again, allowing the voices to continue echoing through his head.
I am NOT going to be the doctor who lost the Prince! Now get me another freakin’ IV bag!
Sighing, he knew he couldn’t keep this up. The ponies were probably super worried at this point. They were stupid like that: worrying about a being who, not two years ago, had plunged their world into a chaotic hell for his own entertainment. Then again, they could just be worried about how their pretty little princess might react to being told her special somepony was six feet under. Heaven knows he’d be scared out of his wits in that doctor’s shoes.
Okay…okay…I think he
The Touch"Don't touch anything," the hand crept out and she sighed, "Especially not me." As if defeated, the hand slunk back and curled delicately. GLaDOS was quick to turn her attention back to the screens on which her precious test subjects were performing her tests. It made her happy enough to want to give into test euphoria. Except she wouldn't. She was far too smart to give into something so... human.The Touch4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
On that train of thought, she twitched her optic to the side, keeping a careful eye on the currently pouting monster. She was sitting now, legs criss-crossed, arms crossed below her chest. She noticed GLaDOS' small movement, and she smiled smugly. "That's quite enough. Go home to your boyfriend or whatever you have." Again, the stubborn creature shook her head, sticking out her lower lip cheekily. Frustrated, but not willing to give Chell any victory, she returned her attention to the screens. Test subject twenty-three - she had restarted the number system, no need to continue t
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Startled by the sound of GLaDOS’s voice, Chell jerked her head up and looked around. She was in a small one-room apartment, all she could afford with her piddling waitress salary, sitting at a rotting wooden desk in a thankfully not rotting wooden chair. A threadbare bed sat in the far corner. But there was no one there, least of all GLaDOS.
She’d heard the AI’s voice before. Ever since she’d been released from Aperture, it had been there, chiming in irritating comments in all her moments of self-doubt and depreciation. But lately, it seemed like she was hearing it more and more.
“Stop it,” she muttered, aware she was talking to herself. “You’re not even here.”
“Of course I am,” GLaDOS replied. Rather than emanate from one specific location, her voice seemed to come from everywhere, a
Cry for Eternity - Chapter 6Cry for Eternity - Chapter 63 years ago in Romance More Like This
The political views expressed by Twilight Sparkle in this chapter were chosen based on her personality and actions throughout Seasons 1 & 2. Said philosophies are independent of the views of the author and how certain views may or may not match his own in some respects is mere coincidence. In essence, this chapter is not a political statement, it is Twilight being Twilight.
Twenty-four hours after the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle
Twilight sighed as she felt the last of the tension that had been building between her wings release. Writing to her friends had been oddly therapeutic; it was almost like she was writing to Celestia again. While her mind was still preoccupied with thoughts of Spike’s words, she knew that he was in good hooves, and putting her feelings into writing put her almost at ease. She slurped a bit of soup from a gem-encrusted spoon and put the finishing touches on her fifth, and final, letter with the loopy calligraphy of her sign
ShyrimShyrimShyrim2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fluttershy's head hurt and her stomach felt like it was doing acrobatics. Where was she? What happened? These and other questions filled her mind. Now her tail was starting to cramp.
“I have seen lizardmen and catmen but not a horsewoman,” someone said with curiosity.
She wanted to open her eyes but the bright sunlight stabbed at them. Bile rose up in her mouth. Fluttershy managed to turn her head sideways and throw up. For a few seconds there was nothing but the feeling of her stomach contracting. Finally it was done. Her mouth was filled with a sour taste and her sides felt sore too.
“For a rebel, that one has a weak stomach,” someone said.
Someone else laughed.
Was this a dream? No, the bumping and jostling on the wagon felt too real. What did she remember? Flashes of Twilight's farseeing spell, Rainbow Dash crashing into a window and Pinkie Pie knocking something over. Ow! It hurt to think.
She opened her teal colored eyes slowly. Bit by bit