Dissidia BloopersWhat went on behind the scenes of making Dissidia!Dissidia Bloopers5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Order's Sanctuary, after Warrior of Light's story)
Shantotto: UNO! (points at Gabranth)
Gabranth: NOOOOOOOO! (picks up the center pile of cards and throws them in the air in exasperation) I was going to call it! Why did you call it? How did you say it so FAST?
Cosmos: She got it fair and square. (Lays down her second to last card) UNO!
Cosmos: Oh, shoot! Cameras are on us! Quick, let's start talking about something vague and cosmic and try to look mysterious!
(Onion Knight and Terra's first meeting with Kefka)
Kefka: You don't remember? You-
Onion Knight: EEEAAAARGH! (charges)
Terra: Onion! You're not supposed to charge yet! You're supposed to let him finish the monologue!
Onion Knight: But he was annoying me
(Ultimecia's Castle, Squall's Story)
Squall: I'm not alone.
Zidane: (charges in to knock Garland off the ramp, but knocks Squall off instead)
Squall: That's it. I officially have no friends now, Zidane.
March 1: Self-Injury AwarenessMarch 1: Self-Injury Awareness9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
[We all live in the dark, blind to what's real. Come with me; feel the razor's kiss. Let me show you that you can still feel...]
Have you ever felt so bad about something that you wanted to die? But didn't go through with it? . . . Or couldn't? So, I guess it doesn't sound count as a suicide failed, but just as an on going attempt without much effort. Taking your chances every time not caring wether you lived or died? Like . . . Russian Roulette. But with a razorblade. Figured out what I'm talking about? Something that will touch almost everyone's life in some way, just like birth, disease and death? That's right. Cutting.
And no. I'm not hear to tell you "don't do it." 'Cause it honestly didn't help me, not in the least. I'd just like to share my story with someone. I hope its ok with you, and you don't get grossed out like almost anyone else has. So could you please try to open your mind to my past?
Together At LastPairing: ZackxAerith.Together At Last2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: For the FF7-RP "January" Contest.
~ "Am I…still dreaming?" ~
The Lifestream was eerily quiet at this time of the day. Actually, there was always only silence that surrounded him and that was the most unnerving part. By now, Zack Fair was used to all the green swirling slowly around him, even if it was like a dagger piercing his heart. After all, it was the same shade of green as her brilliant eyes.
Aerith... Oh, how he longed to see her angelic face one more time. Did she even know that he had sacrificed himself in such a way? Perhaps the brunette thought that he had died years ago, since he'd never responded to any of her letters. Or maybe she was still waiting for him, thinking that he would come back to her one day. He didn't know which of the two was worse. Poor woman. She was the biggest sacrifice he'd made and she had no idea.
The raven-haired ex-SOLDIER let out a deep sigh. He was lying in
The Perfect Present~ Well, then maybe this year wasn't doomed to fail after all. ~The Perfect Present2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rule 1. Birthdays, Valentine's Days, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!
If Cloud had to name one thing that he hated the most in life, especially when it came to annoying, repetitive things, it was Valentine's Day. Or rather, it was the emotions that accompanied the day. No, he wasn't talking about how every couple around him seemed to be perpetually glued to each other's lips, because he could tune that all out. What bothered the blond the most was the fact that he had no idea what to do on this day. By gods, he had never felt this helpless before, not even when it became apparent for the third time that he would never become a real SOLDIER.
Who the hell had come up with something stupid like this, anyway? So you only had to prove that you love someone on this day, never mind the 364 other days? What sense did t
Torn Between Lies~ She didn't dare to get up, now that she was trapped between the couch and Cloud, who towered high above her like a threatening skyscraper. ~Torn Between Lies2 years ago in Romance More Like This
For minutes, all Tifa could see, was a black and yellow flurry, dancing around the house at (an inhuman) top speed, like an angry and dangerous typhoon. It was a good thing that the children were still upstairs, because Marlene would probably get a little scared of the blonde man's actions and Denzel might even go far enough to actually mimic him, since Cloud had always been his great example. She sighed, wearily, because she knew that it would start in three... two... one...
And there you had it, Tifa thought almost triumphantly, a small smirk gracing her lips.
Cloud was so predictable sometimes that it was almost funny, especially because he still didn't believe so when she told him sometimes.
"I'm here!" the raven-haired woman swiftly cried, so he would know where to look.
She didn't mov
Yes or No~ Cloud was sure of only one thing, and that one thing mattered the most right now: he was in heaven. He just had to be, because Tifa knew exactly what to do to make him feel good. ~Yes or No2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rule 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Cloud was sure of only one thing, and that one thing mattered the most right now: he was in heaven. He just had to be, because Tifa knew exactly what to do to make him feel good. She was a massage goddess. All those years of her strength training hadn't changed anything about her gentleness, thank gods. She knew when and where to apply more pressure and where to be extra careful to alleviate the stress. It was as though she could read his mind. Quite honestly, Cloud couldn't possibly think of a better way to spend his first moment of summer vacation...or the rest of it, really. He was far too tired to do something else today. Fortunately for him, Tifa understood completely. Mor
Secret Addiction~ "Tifa? Why are you smelling my shirt?" ~Secret Addiction2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Believe it or not, there was a reason why Tifa hugged Cloud longer and more often lately than she ever did. Yes, the fact that he gave her butterflies had something to do with it. Another reason was that she wanted to stay as close to him as was humanly possible, but there was more to it; when she happened to discover how immensely good his aftershave smelled on him, she decided that she had every right to indulge in it from that moment on. She was his almost-but-not-quite girlfriend, after all. Besides, she was pretty sure that the ex-SOLDIER didn't mind anyway; otherwise he wouldn't hug her back.
You could even go as far as call Tifa's current...obsession a guilty pleasure. Especially what with the way she was behaving. Every morning, she would always let the blond go to the bathroom first, after the children were done, of course. In the meantime, she would prepare their breakfast. That way, she would have the bathroom all
Crushin' RouletteCrushin’ RouletteCrushin' Roulette2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The five slaves shuffled into the room. It was absolutely massive, but that was no surprise. Every room in the Crush Palace was gigantic in order to accommodate the vast size of the crushers who lived there. For the slaves, it felt like they were mere toys, and that was pretty much how the gargantuan crushers saw them, too.
They had been rounded up by Steamroller Steph, who was a little bit drunk. In fact, all of the crushers had been celebrating that evening at a pool party, and they were all quite tipsy and still in their bikinis. Steph, clumsy even when sober, had accidentally crushed a slave in the process of gathering them together from their recreation room; these slaves thought they were off-duty for the evening, but the gargantuan crushers had other ideas. Their resting time had been going so well, listening to some music and chilling out as best they could in the Crush Palace, when sudden
He Ogles When No One's Watching~ Cloud didn't bother to hide his smirk as he was pulled back into their shared bedroom. This was, without a doubt, the best birthday ever. ~He Ogles When No One's Watching2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rule 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
Tifa's hair was still slightly damp by the time she finally retreated to the bedroom that she shared with Cloud, but that didn't matter; by the time Cloud came home, it would be dry and straight again anyway (not to mention silky soft, just the way Cloud liked it. And she loved the way he would run his fingers through her hair). The raven-haired beauty glanced at the alarm clock on the nightstand, seeing that she still had an hour or so left. Perfect. Maybe she could paint her nails deep red or something. Anything that could improve her looks even more.
Admittedly, she never did anything like that, because the paint would chip off within a few hours, what with all the chores she had to do all day. However, since today was Cloud's birthday,
Oh Christmas Tree~ The only positive thing about those accidents was that such mistakes always led to hilarious stories. Little did she know that today would lead to so much more... ~Oh Christmas Tree2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tifa suppressed a quiet groan. She had the urge to mentally facepalm...again. Honestly, this was a living nightmare she had landed in and frankly, she couldn't imagine anything worse at the moment. The frustrated bartender had started decorating Seventh Heaven more than two hours ago, with some much-needed help from Cloud and the kids. It had become a tradition for them, so it was an unwritten rule that it had to happen every year. By now the place should be looking colorful, what with the mistletoe, holly, artificial icicles, garlands and other cool decorations hanging everywhere. However, the raven-haired bartender couldn't exactly say that they had made that much progress; the paper bells and silver stars on the walls still had t
Jaam Sinking FeelingJaam Sinking Feeling2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was cold. Damp. So dark was the place Jane awoke in she could not tell if it was day or night. But what was certain was the yawn of the ship, swaying from side to side, a bucket's worth of water splashing from one end of her cell to the other and though she was no seasoned sailor it was easy enough to tell the ship which held her captive was in the belly of a great storm. There were moments where the ship's front end pointed upwards as though climbing a great hill and at the top of that hill it would come to rest for a brief second, then plummet downwards with a rush sending fear into her gut. She could just barely hear voices shouting at each other from different ends of the ship and it may have been her imagination, but the words "Man overboard!" were as distinct as they come. They were taking on water and losing men.
Where was this ship heading?
Whatever the destination was could only mean peril for Jane. She had been caught by a ragtag group of men with a dark
II. Taming the Storm: Caius x LightningThe sun was shining in New Bodhum, and the heat was naturally unbearable for the time of year. A reprieve came in the morning, and because of that the beach was crowded with the residents of the village. Children were playing and making sand castles while the adults were talking under large umbrellas or sun bathing. There was one area that was secluded from the rest of the beach, surrounded by trees and hidden by bushes. The sand was cooler there due to the trees covering it, and certainly one person was enjoying it.II. Taming the Storm: Caius x Lightning2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Lightning was laying on her stomach on the red blanket she had brought with her. Just in arm’s reach of her, her sword was just off to her side, the blade of Blaze Edge shining in the morning sun. She had her eyes closed, relaxing after a week of nothing but fighting the monsters that threatened New Bodhum. She was sore to be hell, but instead of being in a bed back at home it was because of Serah that Lightning was out at th
Flower Blooming on His GraveFlower Blooming on His Grave2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sometimes, Aerith reflected herself similar to flower –a wilted flower that never meet the real sky and never know what it was. She was trapped in her narrow teritory, a dull life, scared and must hide from any Shin-Ra potential threatment; wishing to grow normally like any other girl without this schizophrenia. And then he came, bring her a new horizon and wonderful life. She loved the blue canvas in his eyes as he defined her to the color of the azure sky, made her wonder it so much. That’s the time the flower blossom, open its corolla, and spray its fragrance.
She remembered when she asked him if flowers would have been happy looking up to the sky. A good weather, sunlight, rain; all of the flowers needed to bloom are given by the sky. Then she dreamt if she finally face it bravely, she would plant flowers out there and come everyday just to observe how amazing they could grow naturally without her tending it as usual. She just regretted how she never had the
PoisonousPairing: CloudxTifaPoisonous2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: For the FF7-RP "December" Contest.
~ "Done?" A quiet chuckle escaped him, as he continued, "I'm just getting started, Teef. I thought you knew me better than this." ~
Maybe this was all a bad dream. Perhaps she would wake up in a few moments, only to realize that she was warm and secure in her lover's strong arms. Or maybe, reality had just turned into a horrible nightmare and there was absolutely no way in hell that she could escape from it this time.
Okay, Tifa. Breathe in… and out… In… Out… Don't give in to your desires, no matter how tempting it is at the moment, the raven-haired beauty thought over and over again, but it was barely working.
Her frown deepened and she gritted her teeth. It seemed that this had become her personal mantra for the past few minutes. Though it wasn't necessarily helping her calm down...unfortunatel
Vanilla Cake MixPairing: CloudxTifaVanilla Cake Mix2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: For the FF7-RP "November" Contest.
~ "So? I'm hungry for something else right now…" he muttered, his gaze fixed on her, as he licked his lips slowly. ~
Tifa took another deep breath, the small smile evident on her flawless face, because the air in the always clean and cozy kitchen was filled with the delicious aroma of almost baked cake. It was mouth-watering, really. She could almost taste it on her tongue by smelling it alone (which was why she was very tempted to just open the oven and eat the sweet treat half-baked).
For some inexplicable reason, the raven-haired woman had suddenly longed for homemade cake. It felt like ages ago since she'd baked one herself, what with all the drama and sadness that life had given all of them. Her conclusion had been: what harm could it possibly be to give in to her undisclosed desires? She knew for a
What I Learned at SRU -1-What I Learned at SRU -1-4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
EDIT: As of 4/30/2014, this draft is FINISHED. This project is now going to be revised into an original series with a slightly different name.
EDIT: As of 8/11/2012, this first chapter has an extended intro. This story has very rare scenes of mild violence, but does contain a fair amount of harsh language. However, it has no blatant sexual scenes and no excessive gore. The only thing that would make this story "m-rated" is language. It is about college students, and I feel it is appropriate for mature teenagers and up.
A/N: Saint Roku University is heavily inspired by my own alma mater, Houghton College, and I will be blatantly ripping ideas from the college here for the sake of homage and to contribute to genuineness - as will I be expressing personal experiences of mine through the narrative. Since a LOT of people seem to overreact to the initial 'shipping' (and in general freak out and care more about ships than the story) I am going to place a shipping spoiler in the A/N
Transylvanian Trauma--er, Drama!Transylvanian Trauma--er, Drama!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hazy sun descends among the jagged peaks of the Carpathians as a rather battered East European automobile of uncertain lineage chugs its way along the Borgo Pass; veering off to the left, it toils valiantly up a long crooked causeway towards its destination, a vast half-ruined castle shrouded in the mists that rise from the steep chasm which yawns at its foundations.
The plucky car manages to cross the lowered drawbridge, and stops in the middle of the huge stone courtyard--a piercing HONK! HONK! violates the eerie silence, sending hordes of panicking bats into the swiftly darkening sky as the driver hops out with a whoop of delight.
"HOLY CRAP!! It REALLY exists!"
She's a slender, rather attractive young woman with boyishly short raven hair, clad in a skintight black velvet minidress with long sleeves--her thigh-high latex kinky boots go click-clack on the cobblestones as she grabs her suitcases out of the trunk and sashays up to the weather-gnawed oak door.
Be Mine ~ Vanille x HopeBe MineBe Mine ~ Vanille x Hope2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was that time of year again; Hope Estheim knew this without even bothering to check a calendar. He had felt it the moment he had entered school that morning and seen his classmates being more twitterpatted and obnoxious than they normally were. And that could only mean that Valentine’s Day was soon to be upon them.
Hope scowled inwardly, glancing upwards from his purposefully isolated seat in the cafeteria. It was all around him, Student Council had made sure of that, and there was no escaping from it. Everything in Hope’s sight was red, pink, or white, starting with ridiculous quantities of ribbons, streamers, and heart shaped items and ending with the enormous poster that took up half of the cafeteria wall. How had the school administration even approved of this gaudy display?
Shaking his head, Hope gazed back down into the pages of his beloved physics book and tried to tune out all the commotion and excitement. But that was a fat chance
Memories of You - 12Memories of You - 127 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Champagne For the Little Lion
Why are you staring at me like Im gonna rape you? Bushido chuckled, and Bill glared at him.
Only if you want me to, babe. Bushido smiled, bending down to look through the mini bar. He stood up holding a champagne bottle. Thirsty?
Suit yourself. Bushido shrugged, sitting down on the bed. Bill stood next to the dresser, on the other side of the room, arms crossed and glaring at the lounging rapper. After a moment, he sighed.
Okay, I lied.
About? Bushido popped the cork out of the bottle.
Then come drink.
On the bed?
Bushido looked up at him, smirking.
Well, Im not bringin it over to you.
Bill sighed, glancing around the room before walking over and sitting down on the foot of the bed.
You gonna sit all the way down there? Bushido asked, le