Twas the night before Halo 4Twas the night before Halo 4, and all through the house,Twas the night before Halo 42 years ago in Personal More Like This
Not a game was skipped over, even Combat Evolved;
The games were shelved at the midnight premier,
In hopes that Master Chief would soon be theirs;
The nerds were nestled, all snug in the Gamestop,
With visions of Chief fighting until the Didact had dropped
The key in the car, the game now in my lap,
Waking the Chief from his long four-year nap;
When outside of the Dawn, there arose a clatter,
John sprang the Cryo Chamber to see what was the matter;
Away towards the exit, the remote detonator clashed,
Tore open the metal, 117 was back;
Covenant forcing the Dawn's engines to go,
Sent it flying down fast, to Requiem below;
A 10/10, worth the 60 dollars,
Now seeing a knight, with 8 tiny crawlers;
With my Assault Rifle, so fluent and quick,
I knew in a moment the game would be sick;
More rapid than Slip Space, The Didact's ship ready to reign,
And he whistled and shouted, Covenant and Forerunner names;
"Now Elites and Grunts and Jacka
IN. MY. PANTS!Rules:IN. MY. PANTS!6 months ago in Personal More Like This
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or Mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. When you get your song title, add "in my pants" after the song.
3. Do this 20 times.
4. Tag at least 1 friend who might enjoy doing the game.
1. That Freaky Thing IN MY PANTS
2. Make Some Noise IN MY PANTS
3. Empire IN MY PANTS
4. Butterfly IN MY PANTS
5. Blow Me Away IN MY PANTS
6. DDR Sakura IN MY PANTS
7. Make some Noise IN MY PANTS
8. Heros never Die IN MY PANTS
9. Crazy Train IN MY PANTS
10. Macarina IN MY PANTS
11. Take me Away IN MY PANTS
12. Without You IN MY PANTS
13. Nox Arcana Night Of the Wolf IN MY PANTS
14. Titanium IN MY PANTS
15. When he ripped his pants IN MY PANTS
16. Covenant Dance IN MY PANTS
17. Kill Your Friends IN MY PANTS
18. One Day, One Night, One Moment IN MY PANTS
19. Torn IN MY PANTS
20. Le Fleur du Mal IN MY PANTS
Oh god ._. My Ipod is so dirty
only 169 people can read this. Can you?Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.only 169 people can read this. Can you?8 months ago in Personal More Like This
OLNY PUT THIS ON YOUR PRILOFE IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE ON DA CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we can get! Good lcuk!
PLEASE READ THIS: Net Neutrality in DangerThe ISP's is planing to do away with Net Neutrality, allowing big name sites to pay to have their sites load faster wile slowing down smaller sites. This goes against the idea of the free and open internet and will hurt everyone except for the most rich and powerful people on earth. Don't believe me? Here are some video links to explain what killing Net Neutrality would do.PLEASE READ THIS: Net Neutrality in Danger5 months ago in Personal More Like This
and here are some links to some text based explanations:
Want to fight back? To start here are some petitions you can sign:
Site Update: What's Hot (Beta)In our continuous effort to improve the deviantART experience, we're publishing weekly Site Updates to keep members informed and to gather feedback. Below is a list of recent changes to the site, bug fixes, and feedback that was brought up by members in the last Site Update.Site Update: What's Hot (Beta)2 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
What's Hot (Beta): Trending Artwork on deviantART
With the vast amount of artwork on deviantART, it can be easy to miss something, and it's common for artwork to get a spike of traffic long after it was originally submitted. Our new “What’s Hot” browse mode surfaces artwork that’s receiving a recent increase in exposure, regardless of when it was submitted.
Introducing the new Journal Portal! TweetIntroducing the new Journal Portal!3 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
News, blogs, and journals have been merged into one, unifying these systems in order to make them simpler to use and more consistent in appearance and functionality. In bringing them together, now categorized as deviations, they're able to receive the same great benefits as all deviations on the deviantART network. Including the following:
Using the Journal Portal, you'll be able to look through an endless stream of content. Much like deviations, you may now flick through journals quickly. View Newest to find what's hot right now in the deviantART community, or view Popular
Site Update: Literature Appearance, Sta.sh WriterIn our continuous effort to improve the deviantART experience, we're publishing weekly Site Updates to keep members informed and to gather feedback. Below is a list of recent changes to the site, bug fixes, and feedback that was brought up by members in the last Site Update.Site Update: Literature Appearance, Sta.sh Writer2 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
Updates to Literature Appearance
We've made some changes to the way literature and Journals display on deviantART. In order to provide a more unified experience, we've updated the format of literature deviations and Journals to better display your text, as well as to optimize the reading experience for your readers!
In addition to the updated background, we've made sure that familiar tools for readers have been retained with the new layout. Readers can change the background from light to dark, enlarge the text, and more, using the buttons presented at the to
A Glimpse into Hyperrealism ArtA Glimpse into Hyperrealism Art2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Hyperrealism is a genre of painting and sculpture that resembles a high quality Photograph, It's the type of art that your mind might not accept it as a hand-made artwork. Hyperrealism is far more advanced than Photorealism by the methods used to create the resulting paintings or sculptures. The term is primarily applied to an independent art movement and art style in the United States and Europe that has developed since the early 2000s.
Hyperrealistic paintings are the k
The Stock Market - No. 5depthRADIUSThe Stock Market - No. 51 year ago in Art Features More Like This
Issue No. 5|Archives
About Stock Market
The inspirational magic of one image awakening the creative muse of hundreds of artists.
This issue's stock image
Queen 2 by visualgraffiti-stock
Tiger Island by sanjayaisland
Queens of the World by gotman68
Store Closing SoondeviantART GearStore Closing Soon1 year ago in Personal More Like This
T-Shirts Hoodies & Jackets dA PRO Series & Bags Clearance
Store Closing Soon!
We wanted to take some time to update you on deviantART T-Shirts & Gear as we quickly approach the official closing of the store. First, we want to thank you for the kind gestures and outpouring of support we have received since we announced the store close. It’s been very uplifting, and we are going to miss designing for
Hetalia Quiz!!!Out of procrastination and pure dumbness/craziness, a quiz is born!Hetalia Quiz!!!6 years ago in Personal More Like This
Hetalia personality quiz XD
Which Axis Powers Hetalia country are you?
of course my result can't be counted cause i know the settings hahhaha. Also there're more than 30 results to be had~~~~
can you get all of them?so just have fun with it, but its not 100% accurate ^^ Also the sketches are by me so bear with... some not so nice ones here and there? heh. sketching them felt kinda hardcore
*Text in the results obtained from http://nisecal.googlepages.com/
**Those that did this on lj, i editted a small glitch, so if you don't like your answers, you could try to do it again? >_<
*** i am a kaypoh singaporean and thus it'd be nice to see what did you guys get wahahaahahaha >D
Huge Sale + Free KeysIn light of Keyper's Cove Birthday approaching, we're having a HUGE sale on keys!Huge Sale + Free Keys2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The sale will go on for 3 days:
For Sale Here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KeypersCove
You can also browse by sections now so you don't have to sort through so many, it's on the front page of our website: http://www.keyperscove.com/KeypersCove.html
Also, we will be doing a triple free key giveaway on Friday! Meaning instead of 1 free key, we will be giving away 3, so keep an eye out (we'll run it for 2 days instead of 1 also in case some people can't get on the net that day) We will be posting a NEW journal on Friday for the free key
Thanks everyone for always being so kind and supporting us with lovely comments and fav and llamas and of course buying keys ^.^
Send me 3D, Sci-fi or Space Art DD Suggestions!Please help spread the word by adding this blog to your favsSend me 3D, Sci-fi or Space Art DD Suggestions!2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
deviantART has given me the opportunity to perform two Community Volunteer positions here:
I am the Science Fiction and Space Art Community Volunteer.
I am also now the new 3 Dimensional Art Community Volunteer.
One of the duties of these positions is that I can feature artwork from these categories as Daily Deviations.
I browse through these categories daily in search of deviations to feature as Daily Deviations.
This feature is to help the artist and their work gain more exposure, and it's genre and/or medium gains more community awareness as well.
But I need your help.
Have you seen a work of art here on deviantART which you have found so impressive or otherwise interesting enough to deserve being brought to the attention of the community-at-large?
Do you know an artist of whom deserves much more exposure?
Would you like to put a smile on someones face and make their
Head Back to School with deviantART TweetHead Back to School with deviantART3 years ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
We're celebrating the back-to-school season by supporting an arts education program, launching a brand-new deviantWEAR backpack, highlighting a talented young art student, and helping you prepare for a future in the arts.
Advance education through the arts and look good doing it with the dA Nomad Bag. We will donate 10% of every purchase of the dA Nomad through September 15th, 2011 to InSEA.org. With enough room to store your laptop, textbook, and sketchbook, the dA Nomad Bag is your perfect campus companion.
The International Society for Education through Art (InSEA) is a global community working tirelessly to advance
Going to China !hey deviants !Going to China !2 years ago in Personal More Like This
This will be a short journal, just to make sure that you know that i'll be off from the 10/22/2012 to the 11/01/2012 included !
ZeldaDreams and I need some holiday, and we decide to make a trip to China !
We're going to visit Bejing first !
Then Xian to see the Terracotta Army
Then Shanghai !
Shanghai - Yuyuan Garden by xMEGALOPOLISx Shanghai, the vessels by alierturk Shanghai, In 135 seconds by alierturk
This is just going to be insane and I can't wait to be there !
So i'm going to be off from deviantART for this period, and I won't be able to reply to your messages/notes/emails.
I'll try to popup sometimes (as we take a laptop) if we find Wifi or any possible internet connection ...
Have fun guyz , see you soon and stay devious guyz
The Stock Market - No. 1depthRADIUSThe Stock Market - No. 12 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Issue No. 1|Archives
About Stock Market
The inspirational magic of one image awakening the creative muse of hundreds of artists.
This issue's stock image
1967 - I. by NikxStock
BRINGING IT TO LIFE by Xaomi
FRUITS OF OUR LABOR by CharleneApril
MISS FLOWER by ChrysteleM
ON MY MIND by Sangelus
Remember ...As a child...Remember ...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I have always wanted to have as much as I wanted, no matter how long it took to be satisfied. My life was spoiled and I was always surrounded by the successful and the ambitious folk. That self-centeredness carried me through the days of my teens, and even today as a 24-year-old, in a reversed phase.
Now, I want to gain so much and then give for so many people, even if it seems like I'm all talk to the people that see my outer appearance. But in the sense that something tragic happens - like the Connecticut Massacre in Sandy Hook Elementary - you begin to feel weak, helpless, and questionable to those involved in such severe activities.
When your blanket can only cover so many corners, blood still falls elsewhere..people are still crying, the world is becoming in flames, and worst of all, our future successors are being slain one by one.
No Hope Left? Fals
Necromancia ArtbookSelling very few left over copies with 2 FREE prints from me. There was only 1 run of this book, so get them while you can! I have 3 illustrations featured in this book (previews above). It's a collection of different original artwork from a variety of fantastic artists. The majority of the book consists of colored, full-page, illustrative spreads with 4 battle scenes (2-page spreads).Necromancia Artbook1 year ago in Personal More Like This
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING AVAILABLE
(though if you really want to do snailmail, we can talk about it.)
Site Update: deviantWATCH LimitationIn our continuous effort to improve the deviantART experience, we're publishing weekly Site Updates to keep members informed and to gather feedback. Below is a list of recent changes to the site, bug fixes, and feedback that was brought up by members in the last Site Update.Site Update: deviantWATCH Limitation1 year ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
Limitation Added to deviantWATCH
Due to constraints within the +Watch system, we have added a 5,000 deviant limit to the amount of deviants you can +Watch. This change only affects a very small amount of deviants, all of whom have been contacted privately regarding the matter. In the future, you will receive a notification if you attempt to watch more than 5,000 deviants.
Please note also that this only affects how many deviants you can +Watch, not how many deviants can +Watch you.
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101 Point Giveaway (WINNER)I felt like making multiple journals for all this was too much and people could come back and check this.101 Point Giveaway (WINNER)2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Wow. You guys sure had interesting answers, you surely made me think again about living forever.
Now, I know you all want to know who the winner is... So here it comes..
The deviant who wins 101 points with number 75 is.....
Since I came back from a long time of inactivity. I thought I should give you guys some points for the long inactivity.
The rules are the same as always!
If your new here are the rules.
FAVORITE THIS JOURNAL!
That's it! c:
If you watch me. THANK YOU! Every month, I will do a watcher feature choosing 10 random deviants to feature starting the first day of next month.
Please no alternate accounts to enter because if you do. I will find you and I will disqualify you.
This is optional but if you want to do it to please me please answer my question!
Stop! You are not authorized to use this artwork!:icondonotuseplz::iconmyartplz:Stop! You are not authorized to use this artwork!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Note: This applies to ALL of my artwork.
I am lame. Finally figured out how to add these >.> Will be doing so to future artwork and when I get the chance to old pieces as well. -_-
Join us for a deviantMEET in Las Vegas!We're be hosting a Las Vegas deviantMEET!Join us for a deviantMEET in Las Vegas!1 year ago in DeviantART Announcements More Like This
Posted on October 3, 2013
What happens on deviantART doesn't stay on deviantART!
We're heading to Sin City, and we're betting on an amazing time with our deviants!
Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas by *Torsten-Hufsky
Join Us in Las Vegas!