My name is Jack, and today I begin my Pokémon Journey. Before I get started though, I’ll give you a little back-story on where I’m from. I grew up in the Kazan Region; a chain of islands surrounding one larger one with an active volcano at its center. The whole chain is actually in what should be a freezing cold climate, but the heat from the volcano and the lava sprouts keeps it pretty mild year-round. Each of the eight islands around the volcano specializes in a different type of Pokémon, and the landscapes reflect that in some cases. The islands have ferries running between them regularly, and most goods are shipped that way.
The island I was born on was Kasai Island. The fire type island. Nothing too crazy about the towns, but there are hot springs and lava spouts out in the country. I, like many others, chose a fire type as my starter. I remember it really well, because a lot of people made fun of me for it for a long time. I got to Profess
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