70 Lessons from Doctor Who70 Lessons learned from Doctor Who70 Lessons from Doctor Who6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Sometimes you really just want a mate.
2. Satan can be owned with a bolt gun.
3. Running is really good for you.
4. Go on and run.
5. Id rather be a coward than a murderer.
6. Davros plan is more epic than yours.
7. Its NOT an irrational fear of the dark
8. Vote Saxon.
9. Human beings are the greatest monsters of them all.
10. The Master wins.
11. You can see void stuff with 3-D glasses.
12. I shouldve been born in the 51st Century.
13. Real Daleks dont levitate up the stairs; they exterminate the building.
14. Agatha Christie is the best selling author of all time.
15. Whibbly wobbly timey whimey is a sufficient explanation of time travel.
16. The Hope Diamond was designed to kill werewolves.
17. The royal family is all werewolves.
18. Tea is the ultimate panacea.
19. The TARDIS is alive.
20. The Doctor turns people into weapons.
21. You really can open the TARDIS by snapping your fingers.
22. Martha thinks she&
Just Ask Doctor!Just Ask Doctor!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Tenth Doctor was standing his ground, looking at Elizabeth with hard eyes.
"Just do it idiot! It's not that flipping hard!"
"No, I do not need her help!"
Elizabeth just shook her head at the alien, really, all he had to do was one little thing and it would be over.
"Doctor, just ask her where it is!"
"No, I do not need her to solve my problems every time something happens!"
"That's me, stupid Time Lord *smack*"
The Doctor rubbed his head where Elizabeth had jumped up and smacked it before glaring harder.
"Are you sure there not in here or in any of the other rooms we've checked?"
"Seriously Doctor? You even checked my room! What use would I have for it when i have a cane?"
"I don't know, you could modifiy it or something!"
"Doc,do you really think I would take your things without asking?"
The Doctor stopped and thought about that, she had a point.
"Well you could I mean
Raggedy Doctor Rumpled MasterA Raggedy Doctor's Rumpled MasterRaggedy Doctor Rumpled Master4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You were going down in flames, but I couldn't stay away, I was a moth drawn to the brightness of your fiery demise. I worshiped your radiance, lived in the warmth of your strength, because it's true what the humans say, isn't it? We always burn brightest just before we go into the cold dark. I should have known that it was coming, that you'd be gone from me once again. But I ignored it, I always ignore it.
I was so wrapped up in your spectacle, in you being who you are, burning through your unnatural life, that I forgot that my own was doomed to come to an end. You always could make me forget. Sad, isn't it? That these days the man you are, so different from the man you were, can still fog my mind and twist my hearts. We've both changed so much, and I pray, to every God that I have ever heard of, every night, every single night, for just one more instant of what we
Finished Kissing My DeathSpoilers for "The Angels Take Manhattan"Finished Kissing My Death3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The days and nights in the TARDIS following the Ponds' departure were slow. The hours seemed forever endless; time ticked too slowly. Soon, everything became blurred. They had to keep moving on, keep walking, keep running, the two of them. The Doctor and River Song, never stopping long enough.
River stayed with the Doctor for a few weeks, holed up in a room somewhere in the back reaches of the TARDIS, typing away at Melody Malone. The tears fell freely as she neared the end of the book. The pain was still fresh in her mind and in her heart. She cried, but silently.
And every time she decided to take a break and step out of the room, she wiped away the tears and waited for the red in her eyes to disappear before walking out and putting on a smile for the Doctor. The last thing the Time Lord needed was to see someone, especially her, crying.
The Doctor didn't stop running. He kept flying the TARDIS off to distant lands, having adv
Doctor Who: Saying GoodbyeThe Doctor's shoes skidded across the TARDIS floor as he slammed into the console; the noise was shrill and it made Amy jump.Doctor Who: Saying Goodbye4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No, no no no no no!" the Doctor was calling, shouting, as he pressed the buttons. Amy noticed the slight wetness in his eyes. She'd never seen him come this close to actually crying before.
"What?" she tried to ask, going to his side, but he pushed right past her, concentrated on his task.
"Something's wrong. Something's terribly wrong!"
Well, wasn't that just the Doctor, Amy thought, to over-exaggerate something. "Doctor, just tell me," she tried to say in her calmest voice. "What?"
He sighed and pause for a moment just long enough to stare at her. "It's Sarah Jane--I think something must've happened to her." His palm collided with his forehead in a crash. "Right--you don't know Sarah Jane. Uh, previous companion. Good one--brilliant, actually--and I left her--and I need to--" He couldn't complete his thought as he and Am
Chapter three - Darkness and MemoriesChapter three - Darkness and Memories2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tooth flitted around her castle giving half-hearted orders to her fairies. Even though there was so much on her mind there was always still work to be done. However, her thoughts were completely taken by Pitchiner who she had left in one of her guest towers to rest.
There was so much she didn't understand about him. So much she wanted to know yet….she couldn't help but feel…it wasn't quite intimidated but, nervous around him? There was something so regal about the man that was so different than the shifty conniving one that she knew him to be before.
Tooth shook her head. There was still the matter of the guardians that she had yet to address. Of course she had to tell them…or did she? They believed him dead which was in a way true…..and they seemed to be ok with her previous news. How would they take this?
The fairy was shaken from her thoughts when baby tooth fluttered before her chirping, a stern look on her face. Tooth sighed addressing the tiny fairy "I know I need rest….but…I've
Chapter one - Darkness and MemoriesChapter one - Darkness and Memories2 years ago in Drama More Like This
A certain fairy hovered above a large dirt circle in the middle of a clearing. It was just on the cusp of summer and the grass was fully grown. But for reasons that only existed in the dark, nothing grew on this patch of earth.
'Why did I even come here….This was a stupid idea...' Tooth sighed irritably before she touched down gently next to the closed portal and remembered the events of the past month.
It had only been a day. A day full of celebration in the company of her friends after a hard won battle. Everyone was all smiles and laughter, as if everything in the past couple days had been forgotten. But this was not true.
Tooth smiled and laughed with the rest of them, rejoicing of course that the war was over and everything was back to normal. But she couldn't forgot the look on the Nightmare Kings face when he was pulled into the earth by his own black horses….The pure horror and terror in his eyes. The image was ingrained in her head.
She remembered glancing over to
A Timely GiftA Timely Gift4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As Miss. Jones exited my doors, the Doctor and I found ourselves alone .again. It is never easy when a companion leaves, either because they should or they have to. The worse is when they are taken from us like with Adric, Katarina and Sara Kingdom. I noticed that the Doctor had neglected to put my shields back up which prompted a memory in my processors .a Time event from long ago. It would be painful for me, but it would lift the spirits of my Time Lord. And since this was the only Time I could do it, I went for it.
"Doctor, do you remember from your fifth incarnation the event of the black hole and supernova that happened at the exact time?"
He paused then answered, " Yes, I do. Why do you ask?"
"Well, just hold on."
With that I collided and merged with another TARDIS. Only it wasn't just any TARDIS, it was my past self. An alarm sounded as I rolled through the Vortex, momentarily out of con
Nick+Ellis part 5The metal door swung open and Ellis tumbled outside with his shotgun in hand.Nick+Ellis part 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"GET OFF! GET THE FUCK OFF'A HIM!" The already injured hick gasped in pain as he attempted to raise his shotgun high enough to shoot at the Charger. He vaguely heard Rochelle and Coach yelling at him to get back inside as he hurled his gun as hard as he could towards the zombie that was making an attempt to pulverize the con-man. Adrenalin surged through his veins and he ignored the discarded gun and let loose a barrage of weak, pitiful punches on the Special Infected's back. The Charger ignored Ellis for the most part, but when it pulled its giant, mutated arm back to deliver a particularly hard blow to the near unconscious man beneath itself, the zombie's appendage knocked with wind out of the hick's lungs and sent him reeling back a few feet or so. Landing haphazardly beside his previously tossed aside shotgun, Ellis ignored the pain shooting through his body and blew a chunk out of the Charger's mutated a
Electricity (LokixReader pt. 1)“There must be a mistake,” you said, clutching your mug of tea in your hand and blinking blearily at the burly man standing in the door of your small suburban townhouse. Your hair was mussed from sleep and it was entirely too early for your brain to be challenged by strange people asking you questions that made absolutely no sense. “No, we’ve had no problem with our electricity.”Electricity (LokixReader pt. 1)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“We’ve been getting complaints from this general area about the electricity going out at random times,” the man said calmly, his brown eyes fixed unnervingly on yours, “So we’re just doing some routine checks, making sure everything’s in order. May I come in?”
You sighed sleepily, stood aside, and waved him through the door. He stepped inside and you closed the door behind him, taking a long swig of your tea, starting to feel the caffeine beginning to wake you up. You ran your fingers through your hair, trying to calm it down a
TARDIS, Time Lord and a HumanTARDIS, Time Lord and a Human5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
He had lost his mind....really this Time, the Doctor had lost it. I couldn't believe what he had just asked me. He sensed my dismay and attempted to reassure me.
"No, really, it'll be alright. I'll be close by giving her exact instructions and can jump in if I see anything going wrong. Besides, she's been pestering me since she came on board and I hope this will finally get her off my back."
"Doctor, I could go off in so many different directions about how this is not a good idea starting from your scores at the Time Academy to the fact that she is a HUMAN!"
"Oi! Don't start with me about my Academy scores. I did fairly well in most of my classes." he shot back.
"Oh, really?' I replied. "Let me see...you scored a low double gamma in Time Lord Philosophy, failed Practical Theology and had to take your Temporal Theory exam three times. I happen to have your final scores in Temporal Mechanics, Infinite-Regression Mathematics, Quantum Physics and
Really?! "G'night, Doctor." Rose said sheepishly as she rose from her place on the TARDIS pilot chair.Really?!3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"'Night." He responded, still fiddling with the ship's controls. Being absorbed in his own thoughts and coordinating the TARDIS; he jumped a bit when Rose had come behind him and slinked her arms around his waist.
"AH! Oi, You tryin' to give me a heart attack? Well, hearts attack, hearts attacking?...Anyway." The Doctor trailed off. He turned in Rose's arms and pulled her into a loving embrace. He placed his head atop hers and rested his face against her sun-kissed blond hair and breathed her in. He always loved the way she smelled; like honey-suckle and summer rain. Rose pulled out of the embrace, pecked her Doctor on the lips, and hazily shuffled to bed.
The Doctor watched her blissfully as she left the control r
Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 7John's heart had no time to recover from its racing as it dropped to his stomach.Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dave... Dave was bitten. His eyes were wide and he started to shake. No, this couldn't be happening, Dave... that was just a normal scratch and Dave would be fine...! He had to be fine. He was all John had left.
But no... It was clearly teeth marks, the little crescent moon shape dripping with blood—Dave's blood was definitely there to stay. John couldn't wish it away.
John dropped to his knees, legs becoming completely unable to support him anymore. "D-Dave... no, no, this... this isn't happening... this can't be happening..." He wasn't sure he was pleading to, himself, God, anyone. Just don't let Dave be taken away too.
Not another loss. Especially not Dave. Not the one he loves.
Things were going so well. In a way, he knew he should have expected this to happen. Things always went wrong when things were going good in this world.
John crawled over to Dave, grabbing his hand on the bitten arm and s
Kissing backI don't own Doctor who if I did I would not be sitting here I would be out there in the TARDISKissing back5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What to say? I saw the episode Wasp and the unicorn and well the idea just bite me in the ass and I can't stop thinking of it. And this is my first time I try to do a real romantic fic, so no flames!
By Snake D'Morte
The Doctor and Donna were on their way to a new adventure, Donna was thinking of their latest adventure on a special point in the adventure.
"Oi Spaceman!" she called to the Doctor who was fixing something with the TARDIS
"Yeah Donna Noble what is it?" he called back with a smile in the voice.
"You know that detox you did back in the 20th," she said
"Yeah what about it, thanks again by the way," the Doctor said.
"You kissed back," Donna said and grinned like a Cheshire cat.
"I did WHAT!" the Doctor nearly shouted and dunked his head in the underside of the control panel before he still rubbing his head crawl up from the floor.
Looking at Donna like he wonders if s
Nellis: AnimalsAnimalsNellis: Animals4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The kid was a fucking tease.
Ellis knew the way those green eyes caught sight of him, the way they shined over with so much want, and he knew how to press all the right buttons. On any normal circumstance, Nick would have never found another man, let alone a redneck mechanic who never seemed to shut up, attractive, but Ellis was just something else. He was annoying, sometimes his mouth and the words coming out making the conman forget about what it was that he saw in the kid in the first place, but then he would shut up, and that infatuation with the younger man would start right back up, making his cheeks burn red. Maybe it was his curly brunette hair that fell along the back of his neck perfectly, or maybe the tanned skin that seemed to glow in the sunlight, or perhaps it was his beautiful, big, blue eyes that would just shine when he caught sight of him. Whatever it was, Nick knew one thing for certain; the kid knew that Nick couldn't keep his
For Ishida Uryuu Lovers*READER P.O.V.*For Ishida Uryuu Lovers4 years ago in Romance More Like This
'Oh god no please someone help!' Your < e/c > were wide in fear while you were running through the woods. You've been running for 20 minutes now. Your legs screaming for you to rest, your lungs begging you to stop, but you couldn't let yourself hear them. You ran and ran and ran unable to even scream.
It came rushing towards you with that ear shattering growl. You barely evaded it mostly thanks to your gymnastics training. This never happened before These horrible monsters never came close to you. Yes you heard them scream from time to time but never before one came out and attacked you. You tripped on a root and skinned your knee.
"AH SHIT!" This was it you were going to be killed by this thing and no one would know what happened. You closed your eyes tightly waiting for the pain but instead heard someone shout.
"GET AWAY FROM HER!"
Your eyes flew open and you saw a ray of blue light, the next thing you knew the monster
Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 6There was a moment of shock as they were falling that may or may not have been mostly due to Dave's confession and not falling. Despite the fact that they could be falling to their deaths, John felt a bit... happy. He never thought he would think that under these circumstances.Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
But everything was wiped from his mind as soon as they hit the freezing water.
As his whole body immediately tensed, he resisted the urge to detach his fingers from Dave's clothes in an attempt to gain some purchase on a rock, a tree root that was growing into the river, anything.
John didn't know which way was up; everything was muddled and white with bubbles, there was no way to tell which way he should attempt to swim. His lungs burned for air, bubbles of precious oxygen making their way out of his lips and nose no matter how hard he tried to stop it.
John felt his glasses become swept away from his face and down the stream; how they had survived this long was a mystery to him, with the constant battering of
101 Ways To Kill your teachers 101 Ways To Kill Your Teachers101 Ways To Kill your teachers6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
*dont try this at home*
*try it at a friends house or at school*
1. Poison their coffee/tea
2. Ask them to help you, when they bend over, stab them
3. When they are on duty accidentally throw a rock at their head
4. Shoot them
5. Hide at the back of the classroom and shoot them
6. Poison their apple/lunch
7. Shoot them with a poisonous dart
8. Put a length of wire on the door when their about to walk in
9. Put a guillotine on their office door
10. Do a project on the guillotine and ask the teacher to help demonstrate how it works
11. Push them out of a window at the top H or M block
12. In science accidently spill deadly poison on them
13. In science accidently set them on fire
14. In Society and History make a model catapult and practice aiming
15. Practice archery in class
16. Practice your new circus act knife throwing and ask for a volunteer
17. In PE - Baseball
18. Accidently stab them in
Best friends Best enemiesBest friends, Best enemies.Best friends Best enemies4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Insane he was,
Brilliant too but completely insane...
My first friend from school,
He was like a brother for me...
But I had to stop him,
He tried to take over the universe...
I couldn't save him in the end,
I held him in my arms as he died that time for good...
Or so I thought,
He comes back more insane then before...
It was never his fault,
He had been played from the beginning...
In the end he saved me,
In the end he died...
This time for good I hope,
For well my brother and friend The Master...
A Second Time AroundA Second Time Around5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He walked up to me and said those words again..."Survive anything." I groaned at the statement that I had heard so many times in the past. The Doctor and Mr. Copper said their goodbyes as the old man walked away very happy. When the Doctor came inside, I began to ask him why he refused to let him come but was quickly cut off with the image of the blonde waitress falling into engines of the Titanic. I decided to leave it alone and just be glad the Doctor had made it back to me. We left Earth and he set me into the Vortex to ride the Time winds. I could tell he was thinking about this girl wh
Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 9John leaned into Dave's touch, comforted by the gesture and smiled softly at the tiny spark of life in Dave's voice. It would take a while, but Dave would heal. They would be okay.Dave x John Zombiestuck RP - Pt. 92 years ago in Romance More Like This
John nodded, standing up after only a few more seconds of extended contact on his cheek from Dave's hand and took his fingers into his own instead.
"That sounds amazing.... and basing on the size of the house, it should be pretty magnificent, huh?" John laughed a soft laugh, almost not daring to because of the mood. It still felt good though.
Dave managed a smile that was as small as the first one John had seen from him. He stood up slowly, still not trying to stress himself.
"Yeah. We can use the one in the guest bedroom. Doesn't feel right using Mom's or Rose's. Did you pack other clothes from the store when we left?"
A shower wouldn't be so bad. His last wash was probably when he and John fell in the river. Before that, it had been a few months.
Tonight was going to be okay. They weren't going to be bothe
There's a Song That They SingIn TARDIS time, it was one in the morning. Which is why, when the Master stumbled sleepily into the kitchen to grab a glass of water, he did not expect to hear music drifting in, muffled by the expanse of walls in the bigger inside of the structure. It was acoustic guitar; that was as much as he could tell.There's a Song That They Sing4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He followed the sound through the hallway and back out into the console room, until he realized it was coming from outside. The TARDIS itself was probably playing the music. He cautiously made his way around the console and opened the door.
Now, the first of December was covered with snow
And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston
The Doctor was leaning on the other side of the TARDIS and turned his head at the sound of the door opening. The Master raised his eyebrows at him in question.
"Couldn't sleep," was the Time Lord's response to the silent inquiry.
Although he looked half-asleep at the moment, the Master realized; the Doctor noticed the same thing about his