Dude I think I just died laughing XDMy little bro (age 10) was bringing our puppies inside and, for convenience, we place them in a storage tub and drag them to the garage. Well, my bro forgot to put the tub back, so this is basically what happened:
Me: Bro, put the tub back
Bro: I don't want to put the bucket back.
Me: *giggle* Bro, put the bucket back. *giggle*
Bro: Nope! I'm not touching the bucket!
Me: Bro, do not use that kind of language!
Me: :iconshockplz: *while I'm practically dying inside*
Bro: BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET
Bro: BUCKET! What is going on?
You know you're Homestuck if......this is stupid.You know you're Homestuck if...2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.
Rainbows have a whole new meaning.
You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.
You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.
Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.
Faygo is the best soda.
The sound of honking freaks you out.
The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.
Shipping. That is all.
Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.
You put the bunny back in the box.
Dead Daves are the enemy.
Some of your favourite emotes are: 0_0 >:] }: o) : o) :3 :::: )
You constantly try your best to fill all your quadrants, even if the person has no clue what your talking about.
You are no longer "offended"; you are now "Triggered".
You say "bro" a whole lot more often than you used too.
All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]All the right friends in all the right places2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house with. She was humming softly as she tidied up the kitchen, moving swiftly while keeping an eye on something on the stove. When she noticed you, she gave a small knowing grin before giving you a hug.
“Good morning, [Name]. How did you sleep?”
You hugged back, replying, “I slept fine, Aradia.” You stepped back, pulling the
Fairy Tale EndingsFairy Tale EndingsFairy Tale Endings2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dave x reader
Remember how when you were younger you would hear stories about princesses always getting their prince or true love? The endings were always the same. The princess was happy for the rest of her life as she lived ‘happily ever after.’ I remember being told that fairy tale ending were real.
I woke up from another dream about meeting prince charming. Well I had already meet mine. He had blonde hair, red eyes, and always wore aviator shades. I had known him since we were both 4. He was the infamous Dave Strider. I could always imagine him asking me to be his, whisking me away into the sunset, and we would live ‘happily ever after’. That’s when I heard me phone beep.
Speak of the devil, he just sent me a text. ‘Hey _____ can you meet up with me? It’s really important.’ I sent back a quick yes as my imagination went wild. Maybe he wanted to ask me out, maybe he
From me, to you [Sollux X Reader]"I'm not going!" You stamp your foot on the marble floor. You stood at the other side of the room in a beautiful rose gold dress beside the very large balcony window.From me, to you [Sollux X Reader]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Princess! This ball is very important for your family!" Our butler, Steven, stood in the doorway of your room.
You had been dreading this day. The Ball that would force you to meet the most eligible suitor, so you could get married and sent away to their kingdom in some foreign land where you knew nobody. Oh joy.
It probably wouldn't be love either. Is it so hard to want to be marry somebody you love?
"I'm not going! Everyone will just have to respect my decision."
He sighed, "Your hand maid will arrive shortly to help you get dressed." and with that, he left the room.
You wait a minute and walk to the other side of the room and peek out into the hall. He's gone. You have to get out of here and quick. But how???
Uh..... Uhmmmm..... The window!
You run over to the large walk out balco
Reader x Karkat: Restful Days, Stormy Nights ch. 1"WHEN WILL THIS GOGDAMNED STORM FUCKING END?!" Karkat yelled at the top of his lungs, and your eye twitched. He. Won't. Stop. COMPLAINING!Reader x Karkat: Restful Days, Stormy Nights ch. 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"SOON ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHUT YOUR YAP!" you yelled back at him, hands turning into fists.
For some unannounced reason, you were at a camp.
Where it's cold as molasses.
But in Washington, in summer, where it is indeed as cold as molasses, in this lovely camp, you just came to the realization that you, ___ ___, were stuck in a cabin with Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, and Vriska Serket. All of whom you didn't like AT ALL.
It was a pretty reasonable morning, but when you actually got to the cabin, it started storming.
That was about seven hours ago at noon.
Vriska sat on her blue (of course) bed, scribbling down some drawings with a smirk. Eridan was sleeping in a hammock at the back of the cabin, snoring loudly. You had to share a bunk bed with Karkat, he was in the bottom bunk. You were sitting
.T.A.L.E.S. [ Dave X Reader].T.A.L.E.S. [ Dave X Reader]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hello bors! I did a thing. Enjoy! .-.
Please read this:
*All the characters are much older than 13 years old:
*The game never happened.
"No, you are not weak! Stand up, you can't let that put you down!"
Her voice didn't crack, didn't tremble, her (e/c) eyes gazed up at her friend- they showed bravery, they showed kindness. The soft palms of her hands rested on the top of her friend's shoulders as she cheered her up, with words, words anybody wanted to hear. She was a rare to find person- and she knew that exactly- she was a great gift for anybody, they said so their self as they spoke out true words; 'Lucky who has you in their lives'.
And so the story was behind these sparks in her eyes, these fake smiles she only fakes when she says; 'I'm okay'.
And after all, these sparks in her eyes didn't show bravery, it might have showed kindness, too much
Notes [KarkatXreader] You stare at the paper with a bright red face. You turn around and look at the one and only Karkat. You growl to yourself, damn it! Why cant this class be over already. None the less you sit in your chair, anxious.Notes [KarkatXreader]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
* THE BELL RINGS *
You quickly grab your bag and jump out of your chair and wait outside the door for Karkat's slow ass. He takes a quick look at you and blushes brightly before putting his head down and quickly scuttling away [LOL]. You hurry after him.
“Karkat! Karkat wait!” you yell after him. You didnt want to ask him about the note because, well because you're yellin' across the hallway. Isnt it fantastic you all ride the same bus together as well?
You growl and grab his backpack, almost pulling him down. “KARKAT! Mothafucka! Listen to me!” you've
Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 8Ever since you and Karkat had that talk about his races' relationship, you couldn't stop thinking about it. He has someone he loves. Someone he may not see again. You sighed, then decided to try not to let it get in the way of your Spring Break. You went out of your room to see that Silver and Karkat were still asleep. Apparently the early-in-the-morning school times had finally got to him. He was out for the count.Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 82 years ago in Settings More Like This
You then turned your attention to your computer. He seemed to have been messaging his friends. It makes sense; him being away from them for so long... Wait-shit you thought about it again.
You logged him out and decided to go on to deviantArt. As you checked your inbox, you could see that you had a note. You clicked on it curiously to find that it was sent by obsessive fandom writer: MetaGiga.
'Heya, _______! You know how much I get into stuff, right?? Well, I got into something called Homestuck a few days ago. Check it out when you get the chance. I think you'll like it!'
I think I'm going to cry...EB: i dont see how i could be attractive to anyone.I think I'm going to cry...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
TG: john did you just not listen to a word i said
EB: i did. i didnt believe it.
TG: but why?
TG: do you want me to type up something that'll make you believe it
TG: because i will
EB: you can try.
TG: john egbert; (noun) the actual definition of amazing. though he may not believe a word in this soon to be paragraph i think hes outstanding. he never fails to make a fool out of himself, but thats okay. hes a caring boy thatll listen to what you have to say even if its four in the morning and youre rambling about how puppets dont deserve a show. his hair always looks like he just woke up but thats perfect as i dream to run my fingers through it and fix it for him. his teeth are adorable something you oughta love about him. he has the most hilarious laugh and can brighten up a whole towns day with just a couple chuckles. he plays the piano amazingly, although people tend to forget this. john egbert? the cutest kid in town. just about sur