Celebrating Deviousness - June 2013Deviousness Award
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Four Colours In Her Hair
What is this Awesome Achievement?
The Deviousness Award is an accolade which is traditionally handed out on the 1st of every month to one truly outstanding deviant.
All the cool kids have book photos
Valentine'sValentine's2 years ago in Be My Valentine More Like This
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope we're friends forever
Happy V-day to you!
How the 'Cat Takeover' startedHow it began.How the 'Cat Takeover' started3 years ago in Free Fella More Like This
The infiltration started at midnight.
First I could hear shuffling and distant purrs. At first I just thought it was my cat that was padding around being cute.
But no, that was my first mistake
It wasn't long before the lights went out. I called to my cat, humorously named "Professor Meowiarty" after the Sherlock Holmes character (It got me tons of Reddit karma, shit was cash,) and I soon felt the reassuring warmth of his fur and his weight on my lap. Instinctively I started to stroke him.
That was my second mistake.
While I was stroking his head he whipped his head around and bit my hand. That's when I started to feel drowsy. I swung to hit the cat off my lap however, him being a lot swifter than me, he just jumped off before I could reach him. That's when I heard a little voice and a small tongue darting against my ear.
"Don't attempt to hit your new masters. That's not a good way to start your subservience."
After that I fell asleep, most likely because of a poison or