You know you're Homestuck if......this is stupid.
You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.
Rainbows have a whole new meaning.
You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.
You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.
Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.
Faygo is the best soda.
The sound of honking freaks you out.
The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.
Shipping. That is all.
Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.
You put the bunny back in the box.
Dead Daves are the enemy.
Some of your favourite emotes are: 0_0 >:] }: o) : o) :3 :::: )
You constantly try your best to fill all your quadrants, even if the person has no clue what your talking about.
You are no longer "offended"; you are now "Triggered".
You say "bro" a whole lot more often than you used too.
All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]All the right friends in all the right places1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house with. She was humming softly as she tidied up the kitchen, moving swiftly while keeping an eye on something on the stove. When she noticed you, she gave a small knowing grin before giving you a hug.
“Good morning, [Name]. How did you sleep?”
You hugged back, replying, “I slept fine, Aradia.” You stepped back, pulling the
[Aradia] The sweetest soundThe sun had just set and the stars were beginning to show, so different and brighter than the ones at home. You snuggled closer to your friend as a chill set in the air.[Aradia] The sweetest sound1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Aradia did not respond to your proximity, her eyes staring blankly ahead. She didn’t show much emotion anymore, a truth that saddened you deeply. You missed hearing her laugh at you when you complained sarcastically about the little things that bugged you.
You slowly reached your arm out to place it around her neck, only to brush your fingers along the ridges of her horns. Your breath caught in your throat as you realized what you had done.
Then Aradia did something you didn’t think you’d ever see her do again.
Your eyes widened as you stared into her face, as stoic as ever. But you were sure that you had just heard a laugh.
“Aradia, you just laughed.” You stated simply.
She turned towards you, blinking slowly. “Yes, it appears that I have. How did that happen?”
It's the Faygo's faultA JohnxReader story.It's the Faygo's fault1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
School sucked. No seriously, it was awful.
This is why you were in a great mood, for it was the last day of this torture. Your best friends were laughing and screwing around as the teacher played National Treasure on her laptop for the class. Well, you guess you’d miss Mrs. Cox’s class because she was the best science teacher ever. She always let you guys watch a movie whenever the class was ahead in the lessons.
Dave Strider, a.k.a. the coolest kid in school, tossed a piece of crumpled paper in your direction. “So what are you doing over the summer?”
You shrugged. “I guess I’ll spend it inside, on my computer playing Sims or something.”
“Laaaame. You need to do something that doesn’t involve being cooped up all summer.”
You playfully shoved him, earning you a smirk. “What are you gonna do, Rose?”
The elegant blonde looked up from her book. “Oh. I haven’t really thought about it. I
The popular geek part 2The popular geek part 2The popular geek part 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
[Sollux x reader]
‘ I cant believe he would do that! Why? What did I do wrong?’
I kept running until I ran into someone looking up it was a small girl around my age with brown short hair. She was wearing a lot of blue. Blue shoes, blue shirt, a blue cat? Hat, and was that a….tail? She also was wearing a green trench coat that was way to big. She was the kind of girl you just want to hug. When I ran into her I accidentally knocked us both on our butts. It had to have hurt her more because she was tinier then me right? Wrong. She was up in to seconds and holding out a hand.
“Are you alright?” I was a little shocked. Wasn’t I supposed to ask that? “Um yeah, I’m fine.” She looked at me before shouting “LIES!! I can tell your upset.” suddenly a horrified look came over her face and she gasped. She said the next sentence in one breath it was so panicked. “DID SOMEONE
[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happenYou pounced on your friend as you both rolled down the hill, landing in a jumbled mess of limbs. Both of you giggled as you attempted to untangle yourselves from each other.[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happen1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eventually you found yourself on top of Nepeta, pinning her down with your hands on either side of her face. Her adorably flushed green face grinned back at you, her fangs poking out making her the cutest thing you have ever seen.
You flopped over to lay next to your friend, wrapping an arm around her thin waist to pull her closer. Nepeta’s hat had fallen off during your little tumble, exposing her horns completely. They looked like candy corn, nestled in a sea of black licorice.
So you reached over and licked one.
“[Name]!” Nepeta giggled. “What was that fur?”
“They look like candy, so I thought I’d taste them. But they don’t taste like anything.” You huffed as you lay back down.
“Well of course they don’t, silly. They’re just horns!”
Tavros x Reader: Board GamesTavros x Reader: Board Games1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Tavros x Reader: Board Games
'Ba-ding!' went your laptop as you jolted awake from your light snooze. You sighed and grunted as you looked into the blazing light of the computer. Oh! You got a message from Tavros~ You quickly open up the message from your friend. He may not have known it but you had like, The most major flush-crush on him ever!
You couldn't help but to blush when he talked to you. He always said you were sweet and funny.. You thought his little timid voice was so squeaky and questioning. You looked down at the laptop towards the message and read it.
AT: uHHH, hEY (name),, yOU'RE LIKE, THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL ACTUALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME SO UHH,,, wANNA COME OVER?
You were smiling widely typing a quick "Of course!" to him and getting a shower running. As you got out and clothed you checked your laptop, Tavros had messages you again. This time asking for... Board Games?
You shrug and do your 'Okays' and 'See ya's and look up to your closet. Yo
[Kanaya] Why hello thereYou crouched behind bush you were currently situated behind. You were currently stalking a certain fashion troll and were determined to stay hidden until the perfect moment.[Kanaya] Why hello there1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kanaya, the aforementioned troll, sat down on the park bench, pulling out a sketch book as she scanned the array of humans strolling along the sidewalks.
She scribbled down the best bits of the outfits that caught her eyes, eager to mix them together to make the best ensemble for a certain friend of hers.
You crept up behind Kanaya, eyeing the drawings in her lap. When she paused for a moment, your hand reached up immediately and poked her horn.
She whipped around, her cheeks tinged green as the corners of her black lips twitched to keep from laughing from the touch on her horns. Her hair had lost its neat look from the force of which she had turned around. You fell backwards into a fit of giggles, rolling around in the soft grass.
“[Name], what a surprise to see you here. May I inquire as to what you think y
[Tavros] That awkward moment when...“Tavros, I want a piggy-back ride.”[Tavros] That awkward moment when...1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You crossed your arms stubbornly as you tried to give the troll your best pouting face. Eridan would have been proud of it.
“Wh-why do you want a piggy-back ride, [Name]?” Tavros shuffled his robotic legs as a blush crept onto his grey cheeks.
“Because I haven’t had one in a while. And no one else wants to hang out with me.” You blinked sadly at him, turning on your puppy dog eyes.
Tavros tried to look away, tried not to give in to your pleading, but failed. Sighing deeply, he replied. “Al-alright, [Name].”
He hoisted you up onto his back, wrapping your legs around his waist. For a moment you almost fell off, but you saved yourself by grabbing on tightly to your friends horns.
A muffled yelp came from Tavros as his blush reached his ears. “[N-name], what a-are you doing?”
“I was getting a better grip. You okay Tavbro?”
“Mmm, y-yeah. I-I’m fine. But, uh, c-could
The popular geek part 5The popular geek part 5 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 51 year ago in Romance More Like This
Opened my eyes to see a bright light. I closed my eyes again and turned my head. Why did it hurt so bad? Oh yeah…. The bucket and the stairs. I opened my eyes again to see the sun was setting outside. How long was I out? And where am I? I felt something squeeze my hand. Looking over I saw it was Sollux. “Sollux?” he looked at me and let out a sigh of relief. “I’m glad your okay _____. You thcared me when you blacked out.” “Sollux where are we?” He looked slightly embarrassed. It was adorable. “We’re in the infirmary. When you blacked out I carried you here.” I felt my face heat up at this. Sollux carried me through the school and brought me here. “um.. Thanks.” “ Hey Sollux why was there a bucket on the door?” he scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously. “W-well you thee… there’th thith boy named
The popular geek part 7 [SolluThe popular geek part 7 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 7 [Sollu1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Feferi ran onto the stage. Her pink, sparkly, mid-thigh dress shining in the light. She glomped Sollux a giant grin on her face as she took her flowers, crown and sash. Sollux looked disappointed. Then as the two were given microphones to thank people Feferi went to hug Sollux, but, he stopped her. Held out his hand silencing the audience. Now everyone was confused. He looked at her with determined eyes. And she stopped. She looked disappointed like she was expecting him to say something bad. And he did. For Feferi anyway. He held the mic to his mouth and spoke
“Look Feferi, you’re a great girl. But I don’t like you anymore. I like thomeone else. Tho you cant be my queen.” With that he started to walk away and to edge of the stage where the stairs where. “ The girl I like now is beautiful, thmart, funny.”
He started walking down the stairs and through the crowd.
“The’th amazing and ith
Sollux x Reader: RainYou sighed as you sat on the trunk of your Volvo, the gentle pitter-patter of the rain just outside the open garage door leaving you calm and sleepy. Hugging your knees to your chest, you gazed dreamily, your thoughts on anything but finals and the homework you had yet to complete. A small pinging sound snapped you out of your daydreams as you glanced at the boy next to you.Sollux x Reader: Rain1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sollux Captor had been your best friend for years- inseparable, the two of you were. It had started in the computer lab, you recalled fondly. You had moved to a new school your freshman year, and, not knowing anyone or where anything was, wandered around ‘til you miraculously stumbled upon your first class- Advanced Computer Coding. Most of the other students had looked up when you entered, all except one. The teacher ended up sitting you right next to that boy, one thing led to another, and here you are now.
Sollux was busy typing furiously on his laptop, his red and blue headphones around his neck and his 3
The popular geek part 4The popular geek part 4 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
What? What? WHAT? Did he really just ask you out while he has a girlfriend? He had BETTER have an explanation for this. I looked over to see that he was trying to pry the girl off of him. He looked just as confused as me. What was going on?
When Sollux was finally able to pull the girl off of him he held her at arms length. He really looked confused. “F-fef? What are you doing here?” she giggled before replying. “I came to see my boyfriend duh.” the girl now known as Fef, most likely a nickname, said it like she was positive of it. But what Sollux said next proved that wrong. “Fef we broke up three weeks ago.” her smile never faltered. “ No we didn’t silly that was just you being confused.” oh so she was one of those girls. You know the ones you can never break up with no matter how clear the message. Sollux sighed and dropped his hands to his side. “
The popular geek part 6The popular geek part 6 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 61 year ago in Romance More Like This
It has been a while since everything occurred. The drama died down, for you at least. You hung out with Sollux during class and at home. While you weren’t on good terms with Dave still his brother, Dirk the otaku, was awesome. The two of you would often hang out and watch animes together. Also Mituna had taken a liking to you and whenever he came to visit Sollux he would come see you. Karkat and Nepeta started going out. But most of all the school year was almost over and that meant one thing.
The big dance. The Summer Blowout.
It was actually the second biggest dance at the school. Next to the prom that is. So everyone was going to wear formal dresses and do their hair all fancy. And even more then that, there would be a king and queen. It didn’t seem exiting at all to you.
Oh and if your wondering about your relationship with Sollux, sadly you were just friends still. Your crush
The popular geek part 3The popular geek part 3 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
The two of you just stood there for what seemed like an hour, but it was only 30 seconds. The first one to recover from initial shock was you.
I. cant. Believe it. Your next door neighbor was Sollux? It seems life took the challenge you NEVER issued it. I tried to simply slam the door shut but something blocked it from closing completely. I looked down to see that he jammed his elbow inside the door. “L-Look _____ I know I fucked up but plethae hear me out!” He sounded so panicked. What to do. What to do. On one hand he did an awful thing. On the other he looked like he really did want to apologize. Sighing I slowly opened the door. Then I looked at him expectantly. He looked so relieved that I was giving him a chance to explain.
She was actually going to give me a chance to explain? I cant believe it. All my friends would have just pushed my elbow out and slammed the door again. ______ really was cool.
Dude I think I just died laughing XDMy little bro (age 10) was bringing our puppies inside and, for convenience, we place them in a storage tub and drag them to the garage. Well, my bro forgot to put the tub back, so this is basically what happened:Dude I think I just died laughing XD1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Me: Bro, put the tub back
Bro: I don't want to put the bucket back.
Me: *giggle* Bro, put the bucket back. *giggle*
Bro: Nope! I'm not touching the bucket!
Me: Bro, do not use that kind of language!
Me: :iconshockplz: *while I'm practically dying inside*
Bro: BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET
Bro: BUCKET! What is going on?
Sky blue: Reader x ?: John“John?!”Sky blue: Reader x ?: John10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You helped the derpy boy to his feet, letting him fix his glasses he knocked askew. He gave a small laugh and wrinkled his slightly red nose.
“Hey! Oh, it’s fine ______!” He chirped happily, fixing his blue ear muffs that had also fallen crooked. You grinned. “You… didn’t happen to see Dave did you?” He gave you a puzzled look, a hunk of snow in his hair. You couldn’t help but give a small laugh.
“He’s at home, like any sensible person would be John.” The store suddenly made its appearance in your memory. “Hey, John, I gotta get… I need to get to the store.” Turning your back, you continued walking. “…?” You turned at the sound of feet and came nose to nose with him, a wide grin on his face. You jumped, letting out a startled cry. “Good god, John!” You screeched, trying to calm your heart back down. The situation had made your cheeks light up and he
Just Another Stormy Night [JakexReader]A flash of light momentarily illuminated the room about you, making long shadows and odd shapes with the dressers and bed before everything went pitch black again. Then came a loud bang nearby and low, deep rumble that mixed with the rattling of the shaking trees outside in a terrifying way.Just Another Stormy Night [JakexReader]11 months ago in Romance More Like This
This continued several more times in quick succession of the first thunder clamp, becoming increasingly louder until they were right over your head.
You rolled over groggily, the noise keeping you in a state of half-awareness as you tried in vain to fall back into RIM sleep.
In your state, you noticed the bed shifted after every clamp and that the sheets, with you warped in them, were being wretched towards the other side of the bed every time light flashed across the room.
Red flashed against your eyelids, signaling the lightning streak, and then the rumble passed pleasantly through your ears, making you sigh sleepily.
Abruptly, as the room was lit up again, a pair of muscled limbs encased you and
Reader: Stay With JaneReader: Stay With Jane1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“So, what can I do for you?” Jane asks, looking kind of uncomfortable.
“I was just wondering if you had a Pesterchum?” You look at your feet, feeling awkward and out of place.
“I do! My chumHandle’s gutsyGumshoe. What’s yours?” She looks relieved that that’s all you’re asking of her.
You retreat back to your room and stare at your chumroll.
Here goes nothing.
Your fingers are clumsy as you type her chumHandle in and you pray that you got it right.
‘gutsyGumshoe is online!’
A breath of air whooshes from your lungs.
chumHandle [CH] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at [10:56]
[10:56] CH: Hi... Is this Jane?
[10:56] GG: Sure is! : B
[10:57] CH: Okay cool! This is [Name], hehe. Just wanted to make sure I had the right handle. *sweatdrop*
[10:57] GG: I understand if you were planning on leaving after this, but would you like to talk? It might be easier to talk like this until we get to
Meeting ~ Gamzee x ReaderMeeting ~ Gamzee x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
[A/N: THERE ARE ILLEGAL ACTIVITES IN THIS STORY. Gamzee is a stoner, and he does smoke weed in the story. You do not. Again, just clearing that up.]
I logged off Pesterchum and sighed, running a hand through my hair. I had many friends, most of them through the internet, and while I’d only met a select few in person, the one I couldn’t meet was the one I wanted to meet the most. The reason? He lived in California, while I lived all the way in the Midwest. (For the sake of the story, loves.) Of course, we could video-chat, but I’d never get to feel his arms around me, or take in the scent of that stupid Faygo he drank and the weed he smoked, or run my hands through that mess of hair on his head and kiss down his neck and nopenopenope. Derail that train of thought before it gets any further on the tracks.
Anyways, my parents wouldn’t pay for a plane ticket, I had no way of making enough money, and all the friends I’d met were within driv
Hear Me Out human!Mituna x Reader Part 2Hear Me Out human!Mituna x Reader Part 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
You woke to a blinding light and faint noises. “When ith the going two wake up, Dad? It’th been four yearth now...” Your eyes fluttered open to a thirteen year old Captor standing over you. “(Name)...?” Sollux rushed over to your body, wrapping you in a tight hug. You throat hurt and your muscles ached.
The shock on the doctor's’ and nurse’s faces were amusing, and you laughed a bit, feeling uncomfortable. You started to cough, then laid back down, your head throbbing. “H-hi honey bee...” You struggled to say. A nurses brought you a glass of water and you greedily choked it down. You nodded you thanks.
“Where’s Mituna?” You ask, your eyes searching the small room. “(Name)... He’th.... Well...” Mr. Captor’s eyes filled with tears and you were expecting the worst. “He’th not the thame... anymore... he hit hith head pretty badly and lotht motht of hith memory, but he’th been g
Universally Wrong (Sollux x Reader)Well, to start things off, you are most definitely not Sollux Captor's girlfriend.Universally Wrong (Sollux x Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
That much has been made clear to you, multiple times over. First with the teasing from everyone, aforementioned troll included. Second with the way he tore your kiss apart. Third with how he asked you to be his moirail just last week.
Truthfully, you doubt he wants a quadrant with you, period. He's probably just doing it to keep you safe--- as a way to keep an eye on you without people suspecting too much. Because even though he saved your ass from those fucking bullies, your heart hurts so much more than any of the injuries they inflicted upon you.
So now, after seven days of social seclusion (you haven't gone out of the house for anything but school and groceries), you're finally coming back out of your heartbroken shell and having people over again. Of course, you're probably doing the dumbest thing possible, inviting over who you are: Sollux and Karkat. Sollux because of what just happened, and Karka
Child!Jane x Mom!ReaderYou watched Jane play detective out in the back yard, her dirty detective-looking hat almost falling off as she ran and had to hold it in place. A magnifying glass was gripped firmly in her hand, as she galloped around in search of puzzles and mysteries.Child!Jane x Mom!Reader10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
You poured a cup of (tea/coffee) and set it on the table in front of Dad Crocker, who was reading the newspaper.
He gave you a polite nod, while saying, "Thanks, dear. I needed this."
The clock struck twelve o'clock, and it was a lazy Sunday.
You wouldn't have to pack Jane's school lunch until later, so you had nothing of importance to do. Normally, you and Mr. Crocker would make dinner together, and give Jane an easy job like taking the vegetables out of the fridge, so that she would feel involved.
But this particular day you had decided to order a take-out. So no cooking was to be done.
Lounging back in the kitchen chair, you stared at your own cup of (tea/coffee/hot chocolate etc). You strummed your nails on the table and sighed.
The popular geek part 1The popular geek part 1 [Sollux x reader] HumanstuckThe popular geek part 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
Author note- “…” is aloud
‘….’ is thoughts
It was your first day at a new school. You where used to it though. Your parents had to move a lot for work. The only difference with this school is that you were staying here for the rest of high school. You see at sixteen your parents thought you were old enough to live on your own. It was nice except that it got lonely every now and then, but you were used to being alone. You never had many friends. Never saw a reason to make any since you would just move again. You were wearing your (h/l)(h/c) in its usual style with jeans and a (favorite band shirt)
You sighed as you walked into the building. There were kids here already even though you were a half hour early.
sigh, they’re all so loud even this early.” I kept walking down the hallway looking for an empty room ‘Why are they even here there not doing homework or anythin
I Would've Waited Forever ~ [John x Reader]I Would've Waited Forever ~ [John x Reader]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
My knees wobbled and my fingers lost their grip on my cell phone. It clattered to the ground, and I could hear the tinny voice of John’s dad getting less and less composed. I soon followed my phone, landing on my knees. There wasn’t even much pain from hitting the hard concrete, only the splintering, tight ache in my chest.
"John’s dead...Car accident, couldn’t save him...I’m sorry...” The words swirled in my head.
“_____, can you hear me? Are you there?”
John’s dad asked, sounding choked up. I could barely find the strength to hang up on him. Eventually, I got tired of holding myself up, and simply flopped onto the sidewalk, not caring that I was blocks away from my house and that there were children playing a few yards away. I just laid there, the world seeming to transform into shades of grey.
Eventually, one of the children got the bravery to investigate. She must’ve been about five, and she sat down next to me.