You know you're Homestuck if......this is stupid.
You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.
Rainbows have a whole new meaning.
You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.
You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.
Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.
Faygo is the best soda.
The sound of honking freaks you out.
The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.
Shipping. That is all.
Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.
You put the bunny back in the box.
Dead Daves are the enemy.
Some of your favourite emotes are: 0_0 >:] }: o) : o) :3 :::: )
You constantly try your best to fill all your quadrants, even if the person has no clue what your talking about.
You are no longer "offended"; you are now "Triggered".
You say "bro" a whole lot more often than you used too.
It's the Faygo's faultA JohnxReader story.It's the Faygo's fault2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
School sucked. No seriously, it was awful.
This is why you were in a great mood, for it was the last day of this torture. Your best friends were laughing and screwing around as the teacher played National Treasure on her laptop for the class. Well, you guess you’d miss Mrs. Cox’s class because she was the best science teacher ever. She always let you guys watch a movie whenever the class was ahead in the lessons.
Dave Strider, a.k.a. the coolest kid in school, tossed a piece of crumpled paper in your direction. “So what are you doing over the summer?”
You shrugged. “I guess I’ll spend it inside, on my computer playing Sims or something.”
“Laaaame. You need to do something that doesn’t involve being cooped up all summer.”
You playfully shoved him, earning you a smirk. “What are you gonna do, Rose?”
The elegant blonde looked up from her book. “Oh. I haven’t really thought about it. I
All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]All the right friends in all the right places2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house with. She was humming softly as she tidied up the kitchen, moving swiftly while keeping an eye on something on the stove. When she noticed you, she gave a small knowing grin before giving you a hug.
“Good morning, [Name]. How did you sleep?”
You hugged back, replying, “I slept fine, Aradia.” You stepped back, pulling the
[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happenYou pounced on your friend as you both rolled down the hill, landing in a jumbled mess of limbs. Both of you giggled as you attempted to untangle yourselves from each other.[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happen2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eventually you found yourself on top of Nepeta, pinning her down with your hands on either side of her face. Her adorably flushed green face grinned back at you, her fangs poking out making her the cutest thing you have ever seen.
You flopped over to lay next to your friend, wrapping an arm around her thin waist to pull her closer. Nepeta’s hat had fallen off during your little tumble, exposing her horns completely. They looked like candy corn, nestled in a sea of black licorice.
So you reached over and licked one.
“[Name]!” Nepeta giggled. “What was that fur?”
“They look like candy, so I thought I’d taste them. But they don’t taste like anything.” You huffed as you lay back down.
“Well of course they don’t, silly. They’re just horns!”
Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 2Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 2 2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 2
(Name) sat next to you as you played jax, she giggled as she took her turn. You really liked when (Name) stayed with you on her breaks instead of Tavros, yeah he was a pretty motherfucking cool dude but he just wasn't as fun as (Name) he was always stuttering and looking over his shoulder. (Name) was a bit quieter at times but still quite talkative, and she liked to play games and you liked games.
She bounced the ball and grabbed her jax "I got more then you Gamz cough it up!~" you grumbled as you reached in your pocket and handed her a fiver "Yay!" She stretched out the bill smiling wide, you chuckled she look like a miracle like that, that's why you tried to make her smile as much as possible.
She pocketed the money and crossed her legs "So Gamzee...." "Yeah sis?" "How is the buisness going? Anything weird going on anyone....missing?" You thought about it "Yeah....I think it was some guys son...his name was Horuss i think he's my dads wingman's k
Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Prologue]Why do you do this?Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Prologue]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x Reader
You sat on the branch of you favorite oak tree that lay on the edge of the park. The breeze blew by gently as you stare off to the setting sun. Guitar in hand, you strummed chord after chord creating a melody of smooth song. Your lips spread and the melody continues in the lyrics you sang. You were nine, carefree and this is what you lived for, music. You were unaware that by the tree next to yours hid a boy with raven black hair and red glowing eyes that stared up at you in amazement. He watched mesmerized by the sound of your voice and the smile on your face, he could have sat there and listened to you all night. The sound of your music was cut off by a sudden cracking noise from the limb of the tree. Splinters of wood dispersed in every direction as the tree branch bent downward. You fell, shutting your eyes and waiting for the impact of the ground. It never came; instead you landed with a soft thud and a grunt from the young boy as he caug
[Aradia] The sweetest soundThe sun had just set and the stars were beginning to show, so different and brighter than the ones at home. You snuggled closer to your friend as a chill set in the air.[Aradia] The sweetest sound2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Aradia did not respond to your proximity, her eyes staring blankly ahead. She didn’t show much emotion anymore, a truth that saddened you deeply. You missed hearing her laugh at you when you complained sarcastically about the little things that bugged you.
You slowly reached your arm out to place it around her neck, only to brush your fingers along the ridges of her horns. Your breath caught in your throat as you realized what you had done.
Then Aradia did something you didn’t think you’d ever see her do again.
Your eyes widened as you stared into her face, as stoic as ever. But you were sure that you had just heard a laugh.
“Aradia, you just laughed.” You stated simply.
She turned towards you, blinking slowly. “Yes, it appears that I have. How did that happen?”
Tavros x Reader: Board GamesTavros x Reader: Board Games2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Tavros x Reader: Board Games
'Ba-ding!' went your laptop as you jolted awake from your light snooze. You sighed and grunted as you looked into the blazing light of the computer. Oh! You got a message from Tavros~ You quickly open up the message from your friend. He may not have known it but you had like, The most major flush-crush on him ever!
You couldn't help but to blush when he talked to you. He always said you were sweet and funny.. You thought his little timid voice was so squeaky and questioning. You looked down at the laptop towards the message and read it.
AT: uHHH, hEY (name),, yOU'RE LIKE, THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL ACTUALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME SO UHH,,, wANNA COME OVER?
You were smiling widely typing a quick "Of course!" to him and getting a shower running. As you got out and clothed you checked your laptop, Tavros had messages you again. This time asking for... Board Games?
You shrug and do your 'Okays' and 'See ya's and look up to your closet. Yo
The popular geek part 2The popular geek part 2The popular geek part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
[Sollux x reader]
‘ I cant believe he would do that! Why? What did I do wrong?’
I kept running until I ran into someone looking up it was a small girl around my age with brown short hair. She was wearing a lot of blue. Blue shoes, blue shirt, a blue cat? Hat, and was that a….tail? She also was wearing a green trench coat that was way to big. She was the kind of girl you just want to hug. When I ran into her I accidentally knocked us both on our butts. It had to have hurt her more because she was tinier then me right? Wrong. She was up in to seconds and holding out a hand.
“Are you alright?” I was a little shocked. Wasn’t I supposed to ask that? “Um yeah, I’m fine.” She looked at me before shouting “LIES!! I can tell your upset.” suddenly a horrified look came over her face and she gasped. She said the next sentence in one breath it was so panicked. “DID SOMEONE
Dude I think I just died laughing XDMy little bro (age 10) was bringing our puppies inside and, for convenience, we place them in a storage tub and drag them to the garage. Well, my bro forgot to put the tub back, so this is basically what happened:Dude I think I just died laughing XD2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Me: Bro, put the tub back
Bro: I don't want to put the bucket back.
Me: *giggle* Bro, put the bucket back. *giggle*
Bro: Nope! I'm not touching the bucket!
Me: Bro, do not use that kind of language!
Me: :iconshockplz: *while I'm practically dying inside*
Bro: BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET
Bro: BUCKET! What is going on?
[Kanaya] Why hello thereYou crouched behind bush you were currently situated behind. You were currently stalking a certain fashion troll and were determined to stay hidden until the perfect moment.[Kanaya] Why hello there2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kanaya, the aforementioned troll, sat down on the park bench, pulling out a sketch book as she scanned the array of humans strolling along the sidewalks.
She scribbled down the best bits of the outfits that caught her eyes, eager to mix them together to make the best ensemble for a certain friend of hers.
You crept up behind Kanaya, eyeing the drawings in her lap. When she paused for a moment, your hand reached up immediately and poked her horn.
She whipped around, her cheeks tinged green as the corners of her black lips twitched to keep from laughing from the touch on her horns. Her hair had lost its neat look from the force of which she had turned around. You fell backwards into a fit of giggles, rolling around in the soft grass.
“[Name], what a surprise to see you here. May I inquire as to what you think y
[Tavros] That awkward moment when...“Tavros, I want a piggy-back ride.”[Tavros] That awkward moment when...2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You crossed your arms stubbornly as you tried to give the troll your best pouting face. Eridan would have been proud of it.
“Wh-why do you want a piggy-back ride, [Name]?” Tavros shuffled his robotic legs as a blush crept onto his grey cheeks.
“Because I haven’t had one in a while. And no one else wants to hang out with me.” You blinked sadly at him, turning on your puppy dog eyes.
Tavros tried to look away, tried not to give in to your pleading, but failed. Sighing deeply, he replied. “Al-alright, [Name].”
He hoisted you up onto his back, wrapping your legs around his waist. For a moment you almost fell off, but you saved yourself by grabbing on tightly to your friends horns.
A muffled yelp came from Tavros as his blush reached his ears. “[N-name], what a-are you doing?”
“I was getting a better grip. You okay Tavbro?”
“Mmm, y-yeah. I-I’m fine. But, uh, c-could
The popular geek part 5The popular geek part 5 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
Opened my eyes to see a bright light. I closed my eyes again and turned my head. Why did it hurt so bad? Oh yeah…. The bucket and the stairs. I opened my eyes again to see the sun was setting outside. How long was I out? And where am I? I felt something squeeze my hand. Looking over I saw it was Sollux. “Sollux?” he looked at me and let out a sigh of relief. “I’m glad your okay _____. You thcared me when you blacked out.” “Sollux where are we?” He looked slightly embarrassed. It was adorable. “We’re in the infirmary. When you blacked out I carried you here.” I felt my face heat up at this. Sollux carried me through the school and brought me here. “um.. Thanks.” “ Hey Sollux why was there a bucket on the door?” he scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously. “W-well you thee… there’th thith boy named
The popular geek part 7 [SolluThe popular geek part 7 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 7 [Sollu2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Feferi ran onto the stage. Her pink, sparkly, mid-thigh dress shining in the light. She glomped Sollux a giant grin on her face as she took her flowers, crown and sash. Sollux looked disappointed. Then as the two were given microphones to thank people Feferi went to hug Sollux, but, he stopped her. Held out his hand silencing the audience. Now everyone was confused. He looked at her with determined eyes. And she stopped. She looked disappointed like she was expecting him to say something bad. And he did. For Feferi anyway. He held the mic to his mouth and spoke
“Look Feferi, you’re a great girl. But I don’t like you anymore. I like thomeone else. Tho you cant be my queen.” With that he started to walk away and to edge of the stage where the stairs where. “ The girl I like now is beautiful, thmart, funny.”
He started walking down the stairs and through the crowd.
“The’th amazing and ith
Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 1Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 1 2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Gamzee x reader~ Undercover 1
You walked through the casino serving gamblers avoiding drunk pervs grabby hands. You handed a man a martini and looked across the room to see your partner Tavros shuffling cards he winked at you which meant he was signaling you.
You untied your apron, placed your tray on the bar and rang the little bell "Takin my break Roxxy." "Got it (Namey) be back i half an hour got it?" "Got it."
You headed over to Tav, he cleared the table of the players and put away the cards sitting on the stool as you pulled out one. "So uh,,,have any new information?" You shook your head "You know Kurloz doesn't open up to me much even if we are friends, how about you and Gamzee?" He chuckled "Same here it seems Fingers only talks to me and the bard you." You sigh Tavros always used the code names no matter what unless he Was talking to code named person.
Your name was (Name), codename (codename) your partner Tavros also known as "The bull" were on a important mission. You were s
The popular geek part 6The popular geek part 6 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
It has been a while since everything occurred. The drama died down, for you at least. You hung out with Sollux during class and at home. While you weren’t on good terms with Dave still his brother, Dirk the otaku, was awesome. The two of you would often hang out and watch animes together. Also Mituna had taken a liking to you and whenever he came to visit Sollux he would come see you. Karkat and Nepeta started going out. But most of all the school year was almost over and that meant one thing.
The big dance. The Summer Blowout.
It was actually the second biggest dance at the school. Next to the prom that is. So everyone was going to wear formal dresses and do their hair all fancy. And even more then that, there would be a king and queen. It didn’t seem exiting at all to you.
Oh and if your wondering about your relationship with Sollux, sadly you were just friends still. Your crush
Sky blue: Reader x ?: John“John?!”Sky blue: Reader x ?: John2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You helped the derpy boy to his feet, letting him fix his glasses he knocked askew. He gave a small laugh and wrinkled his slightly red nose.
“Hey! Oh, it’s fine ______!” He chirped happily, fixing his blue ear muffs that had also fallen crooked. You grinned. “You… didn’t happen to see Dave did you?” He gave you a puzzled look, a hunk of snow in his hair. You couldn’t help but give a small laugh.
“He’s at home, like any sensible person would be John.” The store suddenly made its appearance in your memory. “Hey, John, I gotta get… I need to get to the store.” Turning your back, you continued walking. “…?” You turned at the sound of feet and came nose to nose with him, a wide grin on his face. You jumped, letting out a startled cry. “Good god, John!” You screeched, trying to calm your heart back down. The situation had made your cheeks light up and he
The popular geek part 4The popular geek part 4 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
What? What? WHAT? Did he really just ask you out while he has a girlfriend? He had BETTER have an explanation for this. I looked over to see that he was trying to pry the girl off of him. He looked just as confused as me. What was going on?
When Sollux was finally able to pull the girl off of him he held her at arms length. He really looked confused. “F-fef? What are you doing here?” she giggled before replying. “I came to see my boyfriend duh.” the girl now known as Fef, most likely a nickname, said it like she was positive of it. But what Sollux said next proved that wrong. “Fef we broke up three weeks ago.” her smile never faltered. “ No we didn’t silly that was just you being confused.” oh so she was one of those girls. You know the ones you can never break up with no matter how clear the message. Sollux sighed and dropped his hands to his side. “
.T.A.L.E.S. [ Dave X Reader].T.A.L.E.S. [ Dave X Reader]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hello bors! I did a thing. Enjoy! .-.
Please read this:
*All the characters are much older than 13 years old:
*The game never happened.
"No, you are not weak! Stand up, you can't let that put you down!"
Her voice didn't crack, didn't tremble, her (e/c) eyes gazed up at her friend- they showed bravery, they showed kindness. The soft palms of her hands rested on the top of her friend's shoulders as she cheered her up, with words, words anybody wanted to hear. She was a rare to find person- and she knew that exactly- she was a great gift for anybody, they said so their self as they spoke out true words; 'Lucky who has you in their lives'.
And so the story was behind these sparks in her eyes, these fake smiles she only fakes when she says; 'I'm okay'.
And after all, these sparks in her eyes didn't show bravery, it might have showed kindness, too much
Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Part 4]Why do you do this?Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Part 4]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x Reader
You were huddled up in your room, the door was locked. You were leaning against the wall on your bed, guitar in hand. It had been three days since Terry and your little spat. The only real thought was, ‘did he hate me?’ Tears weld in your eyes, of course he did! You were disgusting! You hadn’t washed yourself since, hell you were still in your jeans and bunny hug from that day! You began to strum chords, wincing when you brushed one of your broken fingers on the strings. Man, you were pathetic! What would Terry say if he saw you like this?! ‘ “Why the hell do you think I still want to be with you when you look like that” ‘ You imagined him saying. Now you were crying, you couldn’t stop, drip, drip, the tears made their way down the raw flesh of your cheeks.
You strummed your guitar again until you heard something, a faint click as a key unlocked your front door. You stopped playing as you listen
Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Part 1]Why do you do this?Why do you do this? Karkat x Reader [Part 1]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x Reader
You and Karkat lay in the park clearing looking up at the sky as large patches of white clouds pass. He raises his hand and points to an oddly shaped one. “Rabbit.” He says, you lean your head in and look at the cloud. “No way, that’s a dragon.” “How the fuck is that a dragon?” You point up and trace the cloud, “That’s his mouth.” “Those are his ears” “Nuh uh, it’s a mouth, and that is the rest of it’s head.” “No that’s the rabbit’s body.” “Well how do you explain the body of the dragon winding down there?!” “Obviously that is the path the rabbit was taking!” “Bullshit, why can’t you except the fact that the Rabbit wants to be a dragon? HUH? Got a problem with its dream?” “How the fuck could the rabbit become a dragon, it’s a fucking rabbit!” “It’s like
The popular geek part 3The popular geek part 3 [Sollux x reader]The popular geek part 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
The two of you just stood there for what seemed like an hour, but it was only 30 seconds. The first one to recover from initial shock was you.
I. cant. Believe it. Your next door neighbor was Sollux? It seems life took the challenge you NEVER issued it. I tried to simply slam the door shut but something blocked it from closing completely. I looked down to see that he jammed his elbow inside the door. “L-Look _____ I know I fucked up but plethae hear me out!” He sounded so panicked. What to do. What to do. On one hand he did an awful thing. On the other he looked like he really did want to apologize. Sighing I slowly opened the door. Then I looked at him expectantly. He looked so relieved that I was giving him a chance to explain.
She was actually going to give me a chance to explain? I cant believe it. All my friends would have just pushed my elbow out and slammed the door again. ______ really was cool.
More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART 8I'm beginning to think that this is turning into a Dave x Reader...More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART 82 years ago in Romance More Like This
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Why won't it let me type what I want to happen next?
Like, all I wanted to say was ';la'[p'fjsdbfhb
That's when you felt Dave's cool hand under your chin. He pushed your chin up, making you look at him. He slid off his shades and you saw his mesmerizing red eyes.
And he leaned in...
And you leaned in...
And you two kissed.
You liked his embrace. His cool, lips pressed against yours. They were kinda rough, but that was probably from his sick beats. He then picked you up so gently, and laid you on your bed, before laying down next to you and pulling up the covers. He wrapped his arm around you and held you close.
"Don't worry," he said. "I'll never let anyone ever hurt you, ever again."
With that, you fell asleep.