Yachiru Unohana, the Fattest KenpachiWarning: Requires reading of chapter 423 of the manga to have a better understanding.Yachiru Unohana, the Fattest Kenpachi3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Gotei 13, the military branch of Soul Society meant to keep order both in the spiritual world and the human world, did not always exist. Over a thousand years or so ago, it did not exist. Chaos and disorder plagued the entirety of Soul Society. Power was left unchecked, and those souls who had awoken to incredible abilities used them for the sake of personal gain, taking whatever they wanted and killing all those who stood in their path. It was a world meant for the survival of the fittest, and as such, hundreds of innocents would be caught in the crossfire. A group was formed to try and keep order, an early version of the Gotei 13, but they too were considered a gang of deadly thugs.
One such soul living in these times was 11th Division Captain Retsu 'Yachiru' Unohana. She was then, and likely forever would be considered, the most 'diabolical criminal' in Soul Society's dark history. Her viciousn
Rangiku's Mad Scheme 1 of 2Rangikus Mad Scheme (Part 1) </b>Rangiku's Mad Scheme 1 of 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Some of these people, Rangiku huffed to Renji. They really need matchmakers, the way theyre tiptoeing around each other.
And I suppose youre the one to do it? The redhead looked amused.
Im not half bad, if thats what youre implying! The slightly intoxicated woman straightened. You know, most people assume I have no brains just because Ive
Yeah, yeah, I know you Rangiku-chan. I still dont think youre cut out to be matchmaker. Hey, you havent even managed to bag that stuffy taichou of yours with anyone. I would have thought thatd be your first target if youre as good as you say.
Taichou isnt interested in anyone, the strawberry blonde pouted. sometimes he doesnt even seem to see me. Renji shook his head.
I think that growth spurt he had a few
Out Of The Mouths of BabesThe incredible amount of malice that filled Retsu Unohana's office that morning was undeniable. It made the paint peel off the walls and anyone with inadequate spiritual pressure would instantly collapse upon passing by the room. However, this plethora of deadly bloodlust was not radiating off of Unohana's person, or from her terribly hardheaded patient, the 11th Division captain and self-proclaimed 'Mr. Undefeatable', Kenpachi Zaraki.Out Of The Mouths of Babes6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was coming from Yachiru Kusajishi. Even more surprising still was that this hatred was not aimed towards Unohana, but at the very man who had raised her since she was just a baby. Pink-colored reiatsu was practically pouring out of her very essence. The two older Shinigami tried to pay it no mind, but it was a rather difficult thing to ignore.
"Hana-chan...why do you always heal KEN-CHAN'S wounds first before mine?"
Even Unohana was slightly shocked by how venomously the tiny girl had spout her surrogate father's name. "W-Well, Yachiru...it's because
Her Name Was ChastityHer name was Chastity, which was funny because she was anything but chaste. She loved to fuck, and by the time I met her she'd done it plenty of times. Far more than I had, and that's saying something.Her Name Was Chastity3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I suppose most guys would have been worried getting involved with a girl like her, but I wasn't. Just the opposite. I loved that she wasn't ashamed to admit she enjoyed sex, that she had it as often as she wanted and didn't let petty words like "slut" define her.
And I loved her name—the irony of it, the way it sounded, the way it tasted in my mouth. Despite its meaning, "chastity" has got to be one of the most erotic words ever invented. It made me want to fuck her even more. Every time I said it—every time I thought it—the air around me would humidify and I would look at her and see an innocent child, pure and untouched, and I would want to deflower her all over again.
I told her this once, and she laughed and said, "Oh, Christian… how un-Christian of yo
FlowersEver since Painwheel's ordeal with the Skull Heart, and being fixed up from Filia's wish, she didn't really have a home to go to. Filia, being the good Samaritan she it, decided to let her stay with her now. During the few weeks she was here, she started to build a garden in the backyard, and it started to look very pretty.Flowers3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Samson: Kid, why do you make me watch this stuff?
Filia: Samson, nobody is making you watch it.
Samson: But Skins though, kid? It's just people screwing and backstabbing each other. If I wanted to see that, I'd go to school and pop outta your hat.
Filia: Oh, hush.
Painwheel is heading out the door.
Filia: Hi, Carol.
Painwheel: Oh, hi, Filia.
Filia: Where you heading?
Painwheel: I just going out to the backyard. I bought some more sunflower seeds, so I decided I wanted to plant them.
Samson: Great, the zombie chick is planting flowers.
Filia shoves her hand in Samson's mouth.
Filia: You've been working on the garden for a while, Carol. You must really like
Meds for One Work for TwoSeireitei takes a breather after an unforeseen incident, and Ukitake must face a new medicine--with some not-so-appreciated help from Unohana. Humor. No pairings, but Ukitake/Unohana if you want to see it that way. Enjoy!Meds for One Work for Two7 years ago in Humor More Like This
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A lovely summer day had dawned over Seireitei, refreshing in its own right. Business as usual for the Gotei 13 was currently suspendedafter yesterdays explosion in the research center was finally contained in the early hours of the morning, every shinigami had fully engaged him or herself in the rescue and repairs, working themselves to the bone to keep up with the frantic pace of things. So today had been informally declared a rest and recovery day for the squads to rebuild and reorganize themselves, as well as take some much-needed downtime.
Byakuya was stalking about his mansion in noble silence; Shunsui was lazing about on the roof of the 8th Division, occasionally harassing Nanao-chan; Komamura was attempting
Terms used in fanfictionCommon terms used in fanfictionTerms used in fanfiction11 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Alternate Universe: Also known as AU. A fanfiction that has been written in an alternate universe means that, although the author uses the characters of a series, the storyline is different.
An example of alternate universe: Edward Elric has lost his arm and leg in a car accident instead of during his attempt to perform human transmutation.
Crossover: A crossover means two or more series are used when writing a fanfiction. The intention is often to create a parody, though this is not necessary.
An example of crossover: Edward and Alphonse Elric are searching for the Philosopher's Stone, as well as Harry Potter and his two friends. The two groups can work together, or view it as a contest of who gets to the Philosopher's Stone first.
Disclaimer: A necessary addition when one is writing fanfiction or drawing fanart. A disclaimer must always refer to the original creators of the series, book, film or game you
Gus Number FiveGus Number FiveGus Number Five2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jenna and Cindy filled their mouths with watermelon seeds, spitting them fast and hard until the air swarmed with seeds like shiny black dive-bombing gnats. “My seeds are winning,” twelve year old Cin yelled, her thin body tense and urgent with victory.
Jenna just kept spitting seeds. Eight years old, she already knew the seeds that flew the farthest would be Cin's no matter what.
Jenna puckered her mouth preparing for another losing bombardment. Suddenly she paused, lips plump and pouting as the mouth of a painted candy box cupid. Spitting the seeds into her palm, she stared at them for a moment, chewing the end of her pigtail. Then anxious with inspiration, she trotted into the house and minutes later reappeared hugging a fishbowl.
Carefully placing the bowl on the steps, she solemnly stared at the rattled goldfish who darted and wiggled his copper penny of a body. But when Jenna scattered her handful of watermelon seeds into the water, the goldfish paused
Assistant NurseThis place is massive! It’s like a miniature nation all by itself! May leaned against the wall and took a breather. It was hard no to get squashed by the crowds here. May turned and gawped. That’s a pokecentre?! The building that had caught her attention gleamed in the sunlight. The big Pokeballs covering its surface gleamed like buttons on a bright jacket. In fact, the building shone so much that the buildings around it became drab and dull. May smiled. If this is was where Misty had been for the past three years, then May could almost see a reason why. She could tell, just from the look of the building, that this place would go all the way to make sure your pokemon-and you- were completely catered for. May gave a small laugh. She loved this place already.Assistant Nurse6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Someone watched May from above. The Nurse smiled as May strode into the doors of the Center. So, one of Misty’s old friends? This could get very interesting. Misty has been working for me for three years, doing eve
la musica dulceheartbeats are psycho-la musica dulce3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
the ocean has swallowed
hay una guitarra bajo
mi almohada, y
sueño de música cuando
you came here with
city smoke in your lungs,
forgot to breathe.
Poem for Splinter CellI'll hide in the shadows, marking threats through the night, perhaps i'll strike from the shadows with the tip of my knife...Poem for Splinter Cell6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm the ultimate predator, i've been in shadows my whole life. You'd better keep running because there's no place you can hide...
First goes your friend with the snap of his neck. lying limp on the floor,are you wondering who's next...
Second goes Phil who's a little close to that ledge, you'll hear a muffled scream as he flips over the edge...
Third goes the guy who's been down on his luck, maybe i'll go easy on him giving him a slight shock...
Now your friends are all down and your here all alone. Wishing you hadn't gone so fast down that dark, dreary road. That girl was my daughter she made me complete. Now i'll make sure your blood drips on the soles of my feet...
No government leash, no orders holding me back. I'll let you die slowly, though it won't bring her back. Gone are the voices that barked in my ear, i'll be laughing in hell while you scream with fe
Four Times Shunsui Took Nanao to the FourthAuthor's note: I do not own Bleach or its characters.Four Times Shunsui Took Nanao to the Fourth4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Four Times Shunsui Took Nanao to the Fourth Division and One Time He Did Not
The first time that Shunsui Kyoraku took Nanao Ise to the Fourth Division, she was still a little girl. She wasn't acting very much like a little girl though. Nanao had been injured in a fight with several older shinigami. A fight which she had won. Shunsui didn't know what had goaded the young girl into actually fighting, but whatever it was it must have been serious us. She was walked away from the fight with bruises and a couple of very bad gashes. Then she had promptly collapsed of exhaustion. Shunsui wasn't surprise. Nanao had used very advanced kidou for such a young shinigami.
He had been informed of the fight too late to stop, and when he arrived in order to break it up, Nanao was almost done. He was impressed by her skill, but he would have preferred that
Femme Fatale"How devious!" She toed the corpse.Femme Fatale4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Topping CatastropheTopping Catastrophe3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Where are we going, Kairi? We've been driving this stupid Gummi ship for an hour!!!" Roxas whined from the back seat. Kairi giggled as he whined, excited that they truly had no idea where they were going. She took a quick glance at Namine, who was trying to make him shut up. Sora was sitting next to her in the passenger seat, eyeing her nervously. He and Roxas had suggested that the get off of Destiny Island, and when they finally did, all she got was nervous looks and whining. She sighed, and looked ahead, 'Only 5 more minutes to go, then he will finally shut up.'
Namine asked, "Kairi, can I tell him now? He's getting on my nerves!" Kairi gave her and agitated look as if to say, I know this. "Fine, if you want to suffer with his whining and complaining then go ahead, but you've got driver's seat and you're next to Sora! He is like a mouse!!! Come on; at least tell him how long he has to wait for." Namine was furious and Kairi wanted this to be a happy affair. 'Oh well,' she thought.
Slutit implodes on the walls of your skullSlut3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and slides, sickly
off your tongue
like the body of a slug.
when it hits the floor
it is not quiet,
but sharp as a slap
and totters out of
they are disgusting
and you are ill.
there is no more room
washed away by the slime
coming out of your pores.
the fault is yours
Escape VelocityF = G(m1m2)/r2Escape Velocity2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Black – true black – is the absence of light. Darkness is defined by what it is not, by the lack of something else. When we say a black hole, we truly mean that; black. Blacker than black. An absence of not only light, but of time, distance, anything.
The night was scary when I was little. I hated the dark, but couldn’t bear to sleep so long as the light was on, any light, burning on the other side of my eyelids. I used to have nightmares about dark things in dark corners, shadowy figures with shadowy fingers trailing along my spine. I always woke up cold and fumbling frantically for the lamp, but the aura of light just made the shadows deeper and I turned it off quickly.
Black holes are dead stars. Graves. Tombs that bury light, bury it so deep, swallow entire suns, planets, galaxies. Dead stars take all the light with them like rich men spending fortunes on alabaster monuments and marble headstones.
There are four unmarked graves
Burger QueenShe ate her French fries as if she were high society. She cut each one into small pieces with her plastic fork and knife, then pierced one with her fork and dipped it into her side of ketchup. Then she raised it to her mouth and nibbled it. When she went to take a drink from her small Coke, she did so with her pinky raised and only drank in small sips. She set her drink down gently, as if it were a delicate china cup she was afraid of breaking.Burger Queen3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I looked around and sighed. The burger joint reeked of humanity. Grease hung in the air like humidity, and there was tension between everyone, as if all the customers were negative magnets repelling each other. No one looked into each other's eyes, not even the cashier's. People said their orders to the menu above the counter. And it was so loud. There were too many noises—children screaming, cash registers clanging, and fries sizzling as they were dipped into vats of boiling oil. My muscles were tense and my hair bristled. Why d
Death Battle: Deathstroke vs. DeadpoolDisclaimer: This match was written well over two years before ScrewAttack decided to make it. I stand by the results I came up with, regardless of whether or not ScrewAttack comes to similar or different. Please respect my opinion.Death Battle: Deathstroke vs. Deadpool3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: When there's killing to be done, mercenaries are often the go-to guns for the job. The only competition they have is each other.
Steel: Deathstroke, the Terminator…
Ray: And Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Steel: These two have a rivalry going on for years, and both have proven their skills at killing and avoiding death as well. It's about time they settled this rivalry once and for all.
Ray: I'm Ray and he's Steel and it will be our job to test the weapons, skills, and abilities of these two assassins to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
Real Name: Slade Wilson
First Appearance: New Teen Titans #2 (1980)
Alias: The Termi
I wanted to say yes.I wanted to say yes.I wanted to say yes.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I wanted to take your hand in mine and like a couple of idiots, run through the heavy traffic and pouring rain, and keep at it till our feet resign.
We'd find a tree with branches wide enough with leaves broad or plentiful enough to take shelter under, and there, you'd place your head on my lap as I'd sing you my favorite love song. The song I'd always wanted you to sing to me.
If only I hadn't found out the hard way that your feelings for me are but as thin as an onion's skin and that I could never accept and bow down to no matter how suave your courting style may be. If only I was stupider than what I really am- maybe then I would have reciprocated to your efforts all my yearning I've kept sealed tightly, maybe then we might have had a chance.
When I told you to make things clear and to stop teetering between the fringes of my hopes and dreams and the cruel loneliness that awaits, my blood was already thinning and I was gagging from my silent yet continually flow
Prisoner: Chapter 3Makoto headed up the street. His pace was slow; he had no intention of being caught by surprise by whatever lay ahead. The slight queasiness he'd been feeling ever since he'd reached the Quincy was developing into full-fledged and overwhelming nausea the closer he was to his target. Makoto knew to expect this; it was a response to the dense energy up ahead. Ignoring the instinct to turn around and retreat, he continued walking. He could see the two figures ahead; they'd gradually moved down the street as the fight had progressed.Prisoner: Chapter 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'How on earth was Ishida-san unable to notice any of this?' Makoto wondered incredulously. The walls of street in his surrounding area had been reduced to rubble. Dust was thick in the air, and the ground was covered in scorch marks.
Up ahead, Kurotsuchi stood, Zanpakutou drawn and released. In front of him crouched his opponent, and Makoto's target.
Makoto had never seen a transformation like this before. He'd read about them, learned how to restrain such
MLP FanFic: Mark Stealers (Parte 1)El ambiente en el bar de Nancy era el mismo de todas las noches. Alcohol por montones, peleas y discusiones sin motivo aparente, gente cantando y compitiendo en toda clase de juegos. En el bar se vivía lo mismo prácticamente noche tras noche, siempre parecía estar lleno y era famoso por lo mismo.MLP FanFic: Mark Stealers (Parte 1)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Raccoon Tail, el pegaso grande y gris, estaba sentado frente a la barra con una expresión exhausta producto del exceso de ron. A su lado, Lemon Pie lo molestaba con su pezuña intentando hacerlo reaccionar.
¿Eso es todo? Y te haces llamar capitán de un barco dijo provocadora Lemon Pie.
Duh Raccoon seguía mirando el techo.
Vamos, ¡quiero beber más!
Nunca has necesitado mi permiso ni mi compañía.
Menuda nenaza dijo Lemon casi sin abrir la boca mientras tomaba su jarra de cerveza.
Raccoon le quitó la jarra de las pezuñas y de un sorbo la vació, lanz
'Miss Cloud' preview"Miss Cloud" preview/trailer'Miss Cloud' preview4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Genre: Adventure/Angst/et cetera
Summary: A re-telling of the game with a female Cloud. This is only a small sample of a few scenes from the first two chapters. I'm looking for some feedback about whether I should post it as I go or wait until I'm finished and have re-written it a bit to lessen its dependence on the game. (The dependence will undoubtedly lessen on its own once there are more party members.)
Disclaimer: All story and characters copyright SquareEnix...and some of the dialog, too.
Setting: FFVII in an Alternate Universe
Type: drabble preview of a multi-chapter work
She turned to look up at me. "Hey, why don't we make a promise?" Tifa suggested. "Umm, if you get really famous and I'm ever in a pinch you'll come save me, all right?"
First Day of School."Miss, miss!"First Day of School.4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Sit down Gerald. Waving your hand and jumping around will not make me choose you quicker. Everybody will get a turn. Now, Natalie."
"Stand at the front then. There. Nice big voice."
"whatididonmyholidays by Natalie Marsh. What I did on my holidays we went to the beach it was nice and su....sunny. I had ice cream and I went on a boat. The boat was nice. The sea splashed up and we all got wet. Then there was a shark and it ated us and we all got dead TheEnd."
"Very good Natalie. Well done. And you spoke nice and clearly too, but try to be a bit louder next time. Now who's next? No, Gerald, I will not tell you again. Sit down. Now, Kyle. Your turn."
"What I did on my holidays by Kyle age six. What I did, I went to the zoo. I went... no, wait, I know,
Sword Art Online role play?Sword Art Online role play? 5 months ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses More Like This
all my. messages are gonna be cleared out this weekend I promise
So, I decided I might want to try a Sword Art Online role play . Here's what I'm willing to do:
- Just canon characters - I might not be the best at this, but I can be Hasuna probably.
- Canon characters and OCs - I think it's sorta self-explanatory.
- Just OCs - What I'd probably be best at. We use a series of OCs who are in the game of SAO and no canon characters. We can use brief mentions of canon characters.
I'm alright with literature form or script form, either is fine</strike>